#wet cat jon
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Opens with a scene like the opening of the lion king but with tape recorder sounds in the background.
Annabelle stands tall holding a smol Jon like the scrunkly wet cat he is. Elias walks up and smears green paint on his forehead. Avatars of the other fears come up in turns and smear some paint/color/mark on Jon’s forehead.
When Jon’s been marked by all the entities, Annabelle lifts him up into the air, and the view shifts to the fears below. A door opens in the sky, screams fill the air, and the screen goes dark.
Smol Jon suddenly appears and green eyes open all around him, within him, and on him; he looks like a biblically accurate angel.
#jon sims is a cat#wet cat jon#jon sims#jon sims tma#elias bouchard#annabelle cane#fear entities#fear avatars#tma#the magnus archives#my random shit#my bullshit
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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
#i just love how much of a hot mess this sad little wet cat of a man is#jonathan sims#jon sims#the archivist#the magnus archives#tma#tma spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers
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self indulgent season 1 jon art… save me s1 jon sims… s1 jon sims save me…
#hes so wet cat archivist#i need to eat him alive#salt and pepper hair jon sims save me. save me salt and pepper hair jon sims#smiles manicly no i am not fixated on jonathan sims from the hit podcast The Magnus Archives what Do You Mean#jon sims#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#tma fanart#doritosart
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Doodle of Jonathan Sims through Season 1-5!
Not the final version I think. But wanted to draw him throughout the season. Had a BLAST and EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE while listening. BUT I'M FINE.
Anyway, here's a wet cat of a man.
#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the magnus institute#tma#tma podcast#tma fanart#jon sims#magnus archives#jarchivist#also there's the Admiral the name is such an icon#i love how people call jon: wet cat of a man the word hit me somewhere in my heart
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Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#tma podcast#tma brainrot#jarchavist#tma jon#tma shitpost#jon sims#cat#he’s wet cat#jon cat
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Have a happy angst week, my dudes!
Here is a sad s3 jmart for you~
#jon is a sad pathetic wet cat#i love him so much T__T#MAHTIN PURE AND SWEET SUNSHINE KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR#tma podcast#the magnus archives#jonmartin#martin blackwood#jon sims#jmart#crying sobing throwing up
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my favorite genre of media is gay people vs the system™
#good omens#archive 81 podcast#nimona#the magnus archives#i genuinely cant think of any more#my bad guys#most of these systems are capitalism and i was gonna say that instead of the system#but i wanted to include good omens#these gay people also often have a wet cat protagonist i think#jonathan sims#jon sims#ballister boldheart#ballister blackheart#crowley#anthony j crowley#nicholas waters#my favorite part of using tumblr is adding more in the tags than the actual post
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shitty doodle before I did art school homework (did not sleep till 3:40)
#jonathan sims#tma#tma fanart#the magnus archives#jonmartin#jon sims#my little rat man#he lowkey looks how I roll up to class#exhausted in a sopping wet cat typa way who’s had a hard day
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Hey guys I may have made something based off this (the top) image from this post from @sydneighsays
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#tma#the magnus archives#magnus archives#tma fandom#tma memes#jonathan sims#jon sims wet cat#sad little soggy paper bag#gerry keay the cool kid
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Some more lil Jons from the back of my math homework + a bonus s1 Martin <3
Tested out designs for each season :))
#didn't realize I accidentally made s1 Jon glare directly at Martin but that placement could not be better#he's so pathetic I love him <3#wet cat energy#tma#tma fanart#art#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jonathan sims tma
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bit of a self indulgent ask, but i Adore your vast!jon au and i was wondering if by any chance he made friends with mike crew at some point 👀👀?
(I’ve always thought mikes character could’ve been explored more in canon, maybe if he survived daisy’s attack jon would’ve come back w more questions or smth, maybe this time he actually accepts his tea offer lmao)
Actually a few people asked me if vast!jon would be friends with Mike crew.
Imo, he would be an outside party that is not involved with Simon Fairchild’s affairs, but Jon heard of him and met him a couple of times.
When jon finally catches on that something isn’t right, he goes to his place and asks for answers (this would happen around end season 2 probs)
Here a lil comic about it >:)
Edit: I friggin forgot to add mike’s scars, now it’s all fixed 👌
Vast!Jon AU _ 1-2-3-4-X-6-7
#wet cat Jon is best Jon#I really really wanted to make the last panel showing both of their scars ;D#man I love symbolism#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus institute#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archive#tma shitpost#tma jon#tma headcanons#tma jonathan sims#tma jon sims#tma vast#tma the vast#tma mike crew#tma vast!jon#vast!jon
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She’s becoming Jon the wet cat archivist
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magnuspod#gwen bouchard#gwendolyn bouchard#she’s giving wet cat Jon#just a bit silly#Alice knows something fs#she’s joncore
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*crying, sobbing, dying on the floor*
im sorry gals
@vickozone
original doodle↴
#marlon draws#my art#tma#the magnus archives#angst#tma jon#jonathan sims#jon sims#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus#wet cat
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feeling sooooo s4 jon rn, end of season normal oak, even.
#taking many Ls#switching work car#pimple in ear#getting misgendered#got soaked#jonathan sims#jon sims#tma#the magnus archives#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak#normal oak swallows garcia#theres more but im tired i just feel like a wet cat rn
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Something horrifying occurred to me today. If my father was a fictional character, people would think of him in a similar way people see Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute. Here's why:
He has had So Much Shit happen to him. Like Jesus Christ. Like string of unfortunate deaths kind of shit. Like how is this man still functional kind of shit.
He's also had such an interesting childhood and life he's such a wildcard like my dad randomly telling us how he smuggled some guys over the border when he was like 19 is giving the same vibes as Jonathan Sims saying he knows what a meme is
That's not to say he's a huge badass or anything (he is but for the sake of this comparison) he was terrified out of his mind the whole time and did it cause he was feeling homesick and was like I know how these guys feel so I'm gonna help. Giving trademark Jonathan "gonna do it but gonna do it shaking like a wet dog" Sims
He's a skinny brown guy who's kinda quiet, supremely awkward and makes dorky jokes
I asked him if he would still love me if I were a worm and he deadass said only if you went to worm Cambridge. Tell me that's not a Jonathan Sims thing to say.
He's probably autistic (he won't talk to you unless you mention something specific and then you can't stop him talking about the geopolitical situation of Bangladesh)
He's so emotionally constipated. My dude has never heard of emotions ever. He once gave me the advice that the way to deal with negative emotions about our shitty situation is to just compare it to poor peoples' lives in Bangladesh and thank god we don't have it that bad. I think he's allergic to therapy.
He's always in some sort of pain. God hates him personally.
He's the most anxious man I've ever met in my life. I think he lies awake at night just planning how he's gonna get through the next day. Like all he does is overthink and eat his own curated mixed nuts snack
He indulges in a funny cat video once or twice
He hates dogs (growing up in Bangladesh will do that to you but also he's not good with the barking)
Saying that, has bonded with one crusty white dog, who he immediately picked up although i don't think he meant to do that, so we get a situation of quite a tall man holding a small dog but both of them looking Absolutely Terrified.
He's such a baby fiend. I've never seen someone so hell bent on being a grandfather. We went to a family party with him once and not even 5 minutes in, we found him holding a baby. I'm taking @lonelyslutavatar 's baby fever Jon as canon btw.
He's constantly in business casual. He'll be in bed wearing slacks. It's not cause he's fashionable but in fact only because those are pretty much the same clothes he's owned since 2005 and the only clothes he owns.
Nobody is quite sure what he does for a living. Like sure we know his job title (I had to look it up on LinkedIn) but his day to day activities? A mystery. Who actually knows what being a Head Archivist entails? Not me.
I rest my case. For now.
#im sorry to say they're both wet cats of men#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#rambles#jarchivist#tma jon#im horrified at this btw#they both arrived in wet cardboard boxes#they both rock forest green jumpers
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