obsessed with the idea that people will seek audience with Laios and he's just:

AU where Lucas can travel to Ness's (?) Magicant (Similar as Ninten travels to Maria's Magicant)

Anyway, lore (With bad redaction 'cause bad English)

Ness

After the souls of the chosen four leaves they're metallic bodies, the souls of the kids ended up just floating in time, lost with no opportunity to return to they're original bodies, (for some reason) Ness wakes up in his own Magicant again, feeling confused and lonely, but at the end he decided that stays there was his only option. Thousands of years passes and Ness became the king of his own little world, but it's been ages so he forgot some stuff, in that including his friends, the other three chosen kids became a mystery for Ness, he doesn't remember they're faces or voices, he remember he saved the world and didn't to it alone, but with who...?

Lucas

At one time, the little blond boy hear a young female voice calling for him, he and his companions followed this mysterious voice and ended finding a weird carrot shaped rock, confusing but voices came from it Lucas uses his telepathy to listen to them much better, Lucas heard the voice of a little kid, and then everything became nothing but just confusion to eventually wake up in a colorful bizarre world. (To not making this thing too long) Lucas meets Ness in his palace, Ness acting really excited because is the first time they got visitors in... Well, the all time. Ness asked Lucas If he can help him to remember his old friends, the ones he can't remember almost at all, soo now Lucas has to help this little silly fella to remember the friends the forgot, basically.

I'm sorry if this sucks, here a little lazy bonus

Elijah, flirting with Hayley: How is the most beautiful person on Earth doing?

Kol, from the other room: I'm great, thanks.

Jena: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single, sire?

Martin: Do not do that.

Jena: You won't even notice!

Hero of Kvatch: Hey Martin, did you need anything?

Jena: His Majesty is single.

my boys

"I'm gonna miss you"

Miss you? MISS YOU? SPENSER ARE YOU PLANNING ON KILLING MISS MARGARET MARIE FINNERTY?!?!

Revisiting my ace Dimitri & Mercedes headcanon for Ace Awareness Week. Here’s one for my people 🫶🏼

He's a ten, but he keeps telling me he's a vampire.....

♢      —        send  [ THEY’RE A 10 BUT … ]  and finish it in my muse’s inbox.

I like how the reply thing says "unleash a compliment" but whenever I use it I use it for nefarious purposes

TADC SPOILERS AHEAD!! //

don't forget

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING