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Doctor Beverly Crusher
@SpaceDocMom
Happy First Contact Day to those of you in 2024! Make sure you're more likely to live to see it by partying safely: stay home if you're sick, mask up, wear condoms, avoid cattle and chicken farms, and...this list will be too long. Just stay safe and make good choices! emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked, party face
4:14 PM · Apr 5, 2024
#star trek#doctor crusher#star trek the next generation#star trek memes#star trek tng#kindness#support#care#compassion#mask up#stay safe#wear a condom#party safe#make good choices#spoons#spoonies
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#trash#trashcore#garbage#garbagecore#rubbish#refuse#trashy aesthetic#grass#green aesthetic#wear a condom#condom#trashy y2k#rubber#condomcore#safe sex#personal rubbish#snake#my photgraphy
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*** I am polyamorous and have no problem with non-traditional relationship structures. Whatever goes on between consenting adults is none of my business.
With that disclaimer I give you the following;
I see this constantly. And I mean constantly.
So many open relationships, Poly relationships, whatever, where there is an agreement that condoms will be used.
Then these women find out these child-men have not been using condoms.
They've been f****** god knows who with their little boy dicks because if they put a condom on for some reason it will kill them.
And then I actually see these gas lit women crying, "Oh my god. Am I being unreasonable for being upset?"
No.
No you are not.
Throw the whole boy out and get you a man.
An adult.
Get you a grown ass man who knows how to keep his word and just put a f****** condom on.
I don't want to see one more woman in this world so gas lit she is wondering if there's something wrong with HER when that man has been lying to her and giving her Christ knows what kind of disease because he's too much of a child to put a condom on his pee pee.
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#death of the endless#death talks about life#dave mckean#comic#aids#vertigo comics#neil gaiman#john constantine#wear a condom
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Available for hookup fun incall or outcall......
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Got my pap smear test back today and I've got HPV, so I would like to take this opportunity to say:
Wear a fucking condom.
Don't be stupid like I was. Never take for granted that someone is clean.
Always wear a condom.
#psa#hpv#sexually transmitted diseases#life tag#wear a condom#safe sex#gonna get in touch w a good gynaecologist and talk this through
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Like sands in an hourglass, there goes all the good will someone managed to accumulate for himself through his Trolls song…
Maybe if JC got a full verse/was asked to help co-write, I wouldn’t be so…thing…right now…
ETA: Nah, fuck him
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Doctor Beverly Crusher
@SpaceDocMom
I love it when you visit me but would prefer you not to have to do so for preventable medical reasons. Put on your sweater, hydrate, take your meds, and make safe choices. Mask up, condoms on! emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked
12:58 PM · Jan 10, 2024
#star trek#doctor crusher#star trek the next generation#star trek memes#star trek tng#kindness#support#care#compassion#health care#healthcare#medicine#mask up#wear a condom#protect yourself and others#stop viruses#mom advice#doctor's orders
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Thai condoms versus normal condoms
When I first started my sexual relationship with Sanun, I had a few packets of condoms with me from Europe. Nothing fancy, just regular condoms I had bought at the pharmacy.
But they quickly ran out, and I found myself in Bangkok needing new ones. So I went to the nearest 7-Eleven store to resolve the situation.
When I got to the condom aisle, I quickly realized that I had several different options to choose from. Durex, Playboy, and Onetouch were the dominant brands available.
I decided to try them all and bought a pack of each, thinking it would be interesting to see which brand was the best.
Once I got home with my newly purchased condoms, I had no idea that I was about to make a fun discovery. The condom barely fit over the head of my penis. None of them did.
They were... too small. I struggled to put the condom on while Sanun started laughing.
"Here you can see what it's like to have a Thai dick," she joked.
The Thai condoms were apparently designed for Thai dimensions. This had never happened to me before. It was funny, but at the same time, I wanted to have sex, and I wasn't prepared to do it without a condom. That night, she gave me a proper blowjob instead, which was also absolutely wonderful. And the next day, I had to go hunting for new condoms again.
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I need to find some of these. I just want to be able to pull this out and just say “countersperm” then die laughing and kill the vibe
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#faggot sissy#fembody#feminine sissy#sissy caged#submisive sissy#sissy hypnotize#locked in caged#feminization kink#small cock fag#sissy for bbc#wear a condom
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Things I didn’t expect to see in France: condom vending machines
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