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okay so. okay. gotta figure out how to incorporate exercising and stretching for 10-15 mins a day in to my routine.
EXERCISES:
20 pushups
20 squat-presses with a 10lbs weight
20 bent rows with a 10lbs weight
STRETCHES:
standing forward fold
forward splits stretches
modified hurdler stretch
#easy peasy right? i think a short routine is better than throwing Everything at myself n trying to get it to stick yk?#as i get stronger i’ll up the number of reps but 20 is a good starting point i think#i really gotta up the ante with my fitness cuz EMT work is physically demanding as shit#and also cuz im trying to take care of my health more rn#and i had NO PROBLEM incorporating flossing into my daily routine#bc i could just attach it to my nightime brushing#but EXERCISE??? it eludes me#for some gottdamn reason#maybe if i set an alarm.....#maybe at 12:30 i'll make a habit of. getting my little snaccy protein drink AND taking vitamins AND exercising n stretching#that seems doable tbh#okay. alarm for 12:30 every day set#we shall see!!!! we shall fucking see#whatever the fuck
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"MC, Who's Best in Bed??":
*on an average HoL morning, the MC is trying to enjoy a cup of tea in the dining room but there's been nothing but shouting in the House for about an hour now... They’re nearly at their wits end when the seven culprits come marching in the room themselves, glaring at esch other. Before MC can even speak, Asmo takes initiative and slams his hands down onto the table, making their teacup clatter*
Asmo: MC, you have to be the one settle this! Which one of us is best in bed???
*the MC... almost does a spit take*
MC: Excuse me???
Mammon: You heard'em! You outta know by now, so who is it??
*the MC looks at their demons like they've gone mental, but seven pairs of eyes stare back at them expectantly, hell, even determinedly. Seeing that they likely can't weasel out of this, the MC gives in with a sigh*
MC: .... Do you really want to know?
Asmo: Of course!!
Satan: We promise we'll be alright with whoever you choose...
Mammon: But it's gonna be me, right??
Satan: Shut up, Mammon!! 😡
MC: Well... if I have to pick...
MC: It's gotta be Lucifer.
Lucifer: *smiles REAL wide for a guy who's been pretending that this conversation is juvenile and beneath him...*
Lucifer: Well. I think that settles that.
*he walks over and arrogantly kisses the back of MC's hand while his brothers all groan somewhere between irritation and disappointment...*
Mammon: Look what ya did, MC, he's never gonna get over himself now!!
Lucifer: Mammoooon?
Mammon: 😨 Shit!
MC: It is Mammon, actually.
Mammon: Eeh-?? Er, s-SEE I TOLD YA!!
*he tries to act proud, and he is, but it's pretty obvious to everyone that he got caught off guard and is flustered as hell*
Mammon: W-who else could it be but the Great Mammon? Right??? This is why I'm their first!!
*Mammon continues to loudly bluster and gloat as MC gets up from the table, taking their teacup with them*
MC: It sure is~
*they peck him on the cheek, which bluescreens his brain while his brothers scoff in disgust*
Belphie: Geez, at least get a room first guys... 🙄
MC: You won’t believe me, but it's Levi.
*the brother stop, collectively look at each other, and then shake their heads*
All (INCLUDING Levi): We don't believe you.
MC: *shrugs nonchalantly and takes another sip of tea* What'd I tell ya?
Asmo: MC, you can't be serious...
MC: *looks him dead in the eye* Two. Dicks. Need I say more? Because I can! He can also-mph!!
*a confused MC gets a hand clamped over their mouth by a mortified Levi, who's still puttering around to figure out how he should feel*
Levi: M-MC! Please...!! 😣
Satan: So there ARE some things that better left unknown... Fantastic... 😰🤢
MC: It’s actually you, Satan!
Satan: *blinks* Eh? Oh really...?
*already turning his head towards Lucifer with a BIG shit-eating grin*
Satan: What do you know? Looks like we've heard it, haven't we?
Lucifer: *angerily covering up his frustration behind a stone cold poker face* So we have... Not that it matters.
Satan: Hm. Your face says otherwise. 😏
Lucifer: Don't push your luck....
MC: Asmo. It's Asmo, it's obviously Asmo!!
Asmo: THANK YOU!!
Asmo: Honestly, it's like no one understands my job description here!!
Asmo: I can, will, and do fuck better than all of you! You just have to accept that. 😌
Mammon: Ugh! Give it a rest already... 😮💨
MC: You know what? It's Beel.
*the brothers stop and collectively look at their absolute UNIT of a sibling.... then breathe a combined sigh of defeat*
Beel: *flustered pink from embarrassment, but still very happy to hear it* Thank you, MC. 😊
MC: You're welcome, Beel! 🙂
MC: Weirdly enough, it's Belphie...
Belphie: What do you mean, "weirdly?"
MC: I mean, if we were just going based off resumes here, I wouldn't exactly put yours on top.
MC: But you're living proof "work smarter, not harder" are words to live by. Your technique is flawless!
Belphie: .... I'm not sure how to feel about this anymore....
Bonus:
MC: *gives a blank, thousand yard stare into the middle distance*
Mammon: Uhhhm.... MC? Still there?
MC: I just realized something... I'm really am going to Hell...
Levi: Huh? But you're already here...?
MC: *gets up from the chair and starts to jog away urgently* I think I need a priest...
Belphie: What? Why?? Is being here a problem to you??? 🤬
MC: *calls out as they skid past the doorway* It is because I'm fucking an angel!!! 😫
#honestly there is not a world where i see belphie as the best lay#he doesn't fuck you#you fuck him#which is fine if you like control#but that ain't the question#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall-we-date-obey-me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me headcanons#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me simeon
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This show is rotating in my mind eternally it's just so good and like everything I love about scifi.
#scavengers reign#scavengers reign sam#ursula tho#i will write a whole post about her soon#you know the characters are good when i cant pick a favorite#like azi????#amazing#levi???? (crying) also amazing#kamen is a soggy noodle of a man and yet still fascinating#and of course sam is the emotional support cool guy which is why hes always fucking getting stabbed or some shit#im intruiged but inherently untrustful of the new crew#i feel like they are here to show how not to survive on the planet#idk tho#we shall see
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A scene from chapter seven of @twodiamondhoes‘ Dirges in the Dark that I felt had particular gravity, not to say any other scene lacked it! Ditd has been one of the highlights of my week since chapter 1 came out, I tried to include bunch of little details in the designs and had some fun with the lighting, hence it being extremely dark lol!
A couple of close ups under the cut!
(I almost like the partially zoomed in one more than the full image, ehh)
Go read it btw!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53073316/chapters/134280217
#hermitcraft#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#ranchers#ditd#my art#not my fic tho!!! go read it it’s fucking Awsome!!!#hermitcraft fic rec#I hope you like this this fic has just possessed me!#I need to draw DelSombra and Grian or something later all goopy and inky mmmmmm#we shall see#my HC art
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😭🥺❤️
#!!!!!i mean obviously we all knew but fuck if it isn't amazing to see him say it so plainly#obey me event#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me!#shall we date? obey me!#swd obey me#swd obey me!#shall we date obey me#obey me! shall we date?#obey me! swd#om! swd#swd om#om swd#om lucifer#om! lucifer#swd lucifer#obey me lucifer#obey me! lucifer#shall we date lucifer
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I had to know you could be trusted. That I had not lost you.
#thewitcheredit#cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach#emhyr var emreis#the witcher netflix#**gifs#twn s3 spoiler#another absolute banger of a scene#emhyr looking hot AF#we shall not talk about it#did you see the greys in his hair?#wow#getting sidetracked#anyway fuck me up dilfgaard#this is for the groupchat#userrj
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I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.
I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL
yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot
#bbc merlin#merlin#I just really love siblings in media#and wish we got more of these two#in the ‘inbetween’ moments#I mean little moments like nudges and eye rolls#someone that brings out Gwen’s childish side the way only an annoying brother can#someone that brings out the goofier side behind elyan’s deadpan sarcasm#to know which one is the older one!!! (imo it’s Gwen)#to even see them standing together more often (and not just at their father’s grave 😭)#especially would’ve loved it while she was queen#Gwen’s trying to be professional and her idiot stoic brother is crossing his eyes at her across the room#to just tease her!!! and her tease him!!!!#I need elyan!! to give arthur!!!!!! a shovel talk!!!!!!!#and for Gwen to be like uh excuse me I haven’t seen you in years why do you think you can do this on my behalf#and Arthur is just like ‘you have my word no harm shall come to her’#Gwen is sooo unimpressed with both of them she just leaves and they’re both like…#her displeasure is literally a fourth presence in the room … bro do u think we fucked up#idk bro…#let’s ask merlin. yeah let’s#merlin just laughs at them and tells them good luck#ok this ran away from me anyway#bbc Gwen#bbc elyan#guinevere pendragon#sir elyan#merlin meta#I guess?#ren rambles
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Some spots I did not feel like cleaning up digitally at all lmao, Cuz! Idk dude! I think they actually look p ok like this…! So yeah! Here’s more art of this guy!
#the spot#johnathan ohnn#across the spider verse#atsv#spiderverse#doodles#like idk… I don’t feel like fucking around in ibisPaint w this I think they look nice as is#I wanna draw… 1 more spot and 2 diff fucking characters from this movie.. cuz I loved all of them ghgh#but currently I’m in like.. a.. I can’t fucking finish anything moment..#so. we shall see ghGH#that’s actually why I decided to draw more spot today cuz I’m like. MAYBE. MAYBE ILL BE ABLE TO FINISH THIS GUY#considering his design is. the opposite of complicated ghghgh-#and I did! hell yeah!
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I was doodling and then it got a bit out of hand…
#just gonna pretend I haven’t been gone for a year LOL#hiiiiii#I feel like every time I talk about posting more I accidentally send myself to the shadow realm so… yeah no promises I’ll be posting more#tho I will say I have a backlog of art (not related to spn) that I might post but idk#is spnblr still alive LMFAO#art#fanart#illustration#spn#supernatural#deancas#dean x cas#destiel#spn fanart#ALSO I have literally only ever used tumblr to post art but I might. start using this as a more normal blog…. we shall See#ignore any fucked up proprortions I was drawing them from memory
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Mc: (looking out of the window) I hear rain
Satan: and?
Mc: take a look out of the fucking window, those fuckers are hiding from my sight
Satan: are you wearing your glasses?
Mc: not the point
Satan: that's pretty much the point
Satan: (pointing at a painting) what does it show?
Mc: (squinting) blurry... colours?
Satan: look for your glasses than you can keep complaining about the weather
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me crack#obey me satan#satan avatar of wrath#obey me mc#anyway the weather keeps fucking with me and it bothers me#I can hear the rain but can't see it
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FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT.
AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT.
THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS,
BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS.
A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH,
A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.
#cw gore#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#chip jrwi#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#I LLOOOVE POETRYYY I LOVE MAKING WORDS RHYME IN STRANGE WAYS AND DESCRIBING VISCERA AND VIOLENCE OR WAHTEVER. YKNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE#CHHHIIIIIIIBBOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL MAAANN WWHAT. WHAT HAPPENED. OH MY GOD. IVE BEEN SAYING FOREVER. I NEEED CHIP TO GET SCARIER.#HE HAS THE POTENTIAL! I KNOW HE DOES! HAUNTED BOY WITH THE HAUNTED EYES WHAT TRAUMAS HAVE YOU SEEN? AND WERE THEY YOUR FAULT? THINK ABOUT I#EVERY FAMILY HAS CRUMBLED AROUND HIM. HIS BIRTH FAMILY CRUMBLED BEFORE HE KNEW IT. HIS SECOND FAMILY DROWNED. THIRD BURNED TO THE GROUND#AND SHALL THIS NEXT FAMILY JOIN THEM? CHIIIIP YOU UNFORTUNATE BOY YOU HAVE WITNESSED SO MUCH CALAMITY#YOU ARE CALAMITY BOYYY AHAHAHAHA DONT YOU SEEE!! ZOMBIFIED AND DEAD. TRUELY MORE HAUNTED THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS WILL BE FUN#THE FIRE HURTS WHEN IT BURNS TOO LONG. BUT NOW YOUR NERVES ARE DEAD AND YOUR MIND IS FREE. BURN THIS CORPSE AS YOU WISH TO GET WHAT YOU WAN#CHIP IS NOT THE FIRE HE IS THE MATCH. I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF IT. OHHH AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CORRUPTION#bizly mentioned that chip wants to be a good captain. in his most corrupted state however. he would be the BEST captain..#thAT DOESNT MEAn hes gonna just suddenly be all controlling. the BEST captain keeps his crew safe. keeps them together. keeps them alive.#and chip is doing just that! he doesnt need to stop being a good captain just bc of the corruption! he just needs to be the BEST CAPTAIN#AND THATS SUBJECTIVE BABY!! im so excited to see where chips zombie arc goes. neeeed him to get scarier and just a little more fucked up.#neEED HIM TO PERFORM ABHORANT ACTIONS THAT HAVE JAY N GILL GOING ' dude woah what the fuck...'#RIGHT I SHOULD TALK ABT MY ART TOO. this one took TOO LONGGGstarted out witha sketch how did it end up like this...#the heart and the blood KILLED ME. LOOK AT MY RENDERING LIKE HWAAATT#better not see any more mistakes after i post this.... i cant fight withit anymore....STILL RLY PROUD THO..#I WAnted to make it visually LOOK like the grossest vomiting sound possible#i want it to make your throat feel uncomfortable. am i achieving that? i hope i am. thats tubes dude!!! like cmahn!
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Good Omens S2 + Onion Headlines (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Aziraphale Special | Crowley Special)
+ bonus
#good omens#good omens season 2#crowley#aziraphale#onion headlines#i know i keep annoying you all with these but this is officially the last one my work is done#the last one before The Dawn#before we bid a misty eyed goodbye to the Wait & See era#and welcome in the Watch & Sob era of post-s2 release#its bittersweet but we had some good times we danced we sang we cried and now we shall do it all over again#its been a tough road to walk but we fucking did it besties we did it#the devil works hard but me with an onion headline works harder#gomens shitpost
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it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that
#this is coming from someone who used to very genuinely be a misandrist#ironically it was only when i started actually analysing my own feminism that i got MORE confrontational with men#and started respecting my boundaries a lot better BECAUSE i started holding them accountable again#like when men treat me like shit nowadays i dont just write it off as 'what did you expect? he's a man' i get MAD about it#because i EXPECT BETTER FROM THEM even if it's just tiny shit women have to deal with daily#i hold them to just as high a standard as im held to and i make them take accountability when they dont meet that#and whether you realise it or not even on a subconscious level the MOMENT you black-and-white blanket statement all men as bad#you stop holding them accountable.#like it is literally just boys will be boys. do terfs seriously not realise they're sending feminism BACKWARDS#like if a girl came to me with her trauma and people - other girls no less - tried to comfort her with 'yeah all men are evil'#id be fucking furious. like no he did that because he was a piece of shit that had it normalised to him that women arent to be respected#dont you dare let him off the hook with something as simple and uncritical as 'he's a man'#i promise you men like that will MUCH prefer a blanket statement such as 'all men are as bad as each other'#than actually being point blank told they're an abuser or a rapist. because being lumped together is comfortable and even empowering#wheras isolating their behaviour with words that are Bad and Ugly (LIKE 'rapist') is not comfortable at all and has heavy connotations#idk i dont think radical feminism is always bad on its own it can be v liberating. just terfs and misandrists that i have a problem with#dropping this post in a piranha tank and closing tumblr knowing im gonna have some thirty year old karen yelling at me within 5 mins#i probably wont respond to any terf comments bc they literally mentally exhaust me with their stupidity#but that also depends on my mood and ability to keep my mouth shut LMFAO we shall see
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they should go on a hate date or something
#jk they should be legally not allowed to see eachother#get a restraining order miko#miko i miss you#not ur fuck ass mom thing tho miko save me miko#dsorry for constantly referring to begetters as parents it just amuses me greatly#anyway doodlepage of these two dipshits bc i cant SLEEP#lets double bag it shall we#my art#oc art#doodlings#digital art
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Prudence's apartment so far. I need to pick out some rugs and fill those frames, still, and I have one corner that is not... done at all but!! So far I really like it!
#FFXIV Housing#About#not a plant in fucking sight#also I gotta clutter up her work bench for but I am truly uhhhhhh#pushing the slot limit so we shall see what happens#mayhap she's very tidy with her workbench#well this consumed me for a day and a half
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hi, new follower here for the exquisite ME fanart, have you played supergiant games' hades? pretty sure that's something i'd love to see in your style
Thank you for the kindness! Regarding Hades, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that it's not my type of game, gameplay-wise. I usually don't enjoy combat for its own sake.
The good news is that I did some research, because in this instance I'm perfectly fine with watching someone else suffer with combat. So, at the very least, I did some scribbles for you based on my findings :)
#I am about halfway through the yt playlist so I do not know the full story yet. but I wanted to draw nyx! love her.#I see why it's such a popular title. the art is very nice. I am very fond of zagreus' voice; most of the voices actually.#it's interesting that many of the personalities are switched in comparison to the mythology. the olympians are sooo good and kind -#and theseus is a fucking prat.#maybe there will be some reveals or twists further on but for now. yeah. we shall see!#anon ask#hades game#zagreus#(a younger version.)#nyx#pom of power#comic#supergiant games
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