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justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms · 2 months

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Would you be willing to do relationship hcs with any of the following from Blue Exorcist? :0

Juzo Shima, Satan, Shiro Fujimoto, Yuri Egin, Mephisto?

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I hope you like the headcanons.

Fandom: Blue Exorcist

Characters: Juzo Shima, Satan, Shiro Fujimoto, Yuri Egin, Mephisto Pheles x gn! Reader (separate)

Juzo is an interesting balance between a super caring partner who would never hurt a fly and someone who would fight entire wars if you asked him to.

In the same vein, he’s more than willing to do anything you ask of him, even if it’s something as simple as getting rid of a bug.

A really good listener. Anything you want to talk about, he’s setting aside whatever he reasonably can to put all of his focus on you.

I feel like he can be a bit overprotective at times, even to the point of smothering you but if you ask him to back off and let you do your thing, he’ll respect your wishes.

Juzo just doesn’t want anything to happen to you. He’s already lost a lot of his friends and family to demons, he couldn’t bear the thought of losing you too.

Satan’s a challenging one to write relationship headcanons for, mostly because the only “relationship” we ever saw him in was his obsession with Yuri. So I’ll try to write these as accurately as possible without making them completely toxic.

Very willing to learn from you and listen. He’s a curious being after all and, while the number of people he trusts or cares about is very small, he does value their opinions.

Definitely the kind of person (can I call him a person if he’s a demon?) to cherish quality time. He can be a bit clingy sometimes, but he just wants to spend time with the person he cares about most.

He’s also very into gift giving but be warned, his gifts may be a bit erratic at first. He’s sort of like a stray cat that’s taken a liking to you. You might end up with dead bugs and sticks beside your bed.

All of that being said, a relationship with Satan is almost certain to be toxic in some way shape or form. He’s never had a “normal” relationship and doesn’t know where to start since he doesn’t see anything wrong with his way of thinking.

Shiro is a lot like Juzo in that he’s got two sides to him in a relationship. And I don’t mean this in a bad way!

On one hand, he’s the most caring and protective partner you could hope for. He’s always paying attention to what you’re talking about and will do his best to support you in everything you do.

On the other hand, he will tease you mercilessly and play minor pranks at every possible moment. It’s one of his love languages.

Having said that, he respects you deeply and will always back off with his teasing if you’ve had a bad day or ask him to stop.

He’s also amazing at helping you relax after a long day. He’s drawing you a relaxing bath, adding some decorations (if the Vatican didn’t want him using those exorcism candles and salt for baths, why did they work so well for just that?) and cooking your favourite meal. It’s really the least he can do.

Yuri is a very caring partner. She was able to show kindness to Satan, even after everything he did so she’s certainly capable of caring deeply about someone so close to her.

She loves spending quality time with you. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, as long as you’re able to sit together.

As part of this, she loves twining one leg around yours while you’re sitting together if that’s something you’re comfortable with.

She didn’t have the best childhood, so she does sometimes have doubts about your relationship. Just give her some words of reassurance (or acts of affection if words aren’t your thing) and she’ll be feeling better in no time.

Yuri would love it if you’re interested in exorcism. She’s got a lot she wants so talk about, especially regarding demons not being as bad as everyone makes them out to be, so please let her ramble about her thoughts.

Mephisto is an interesting case. If you’re in a relationship, that means you’ve caught his attention. And that means he’s going to protect you with all of his demonic powers.

However, sometimes he can seem as though he’s only with you because he sees you as a curiosity.

If this ever gets too much or you’re doubting the sincerity of your relationship, just tell him and he’ll set aside his piles of paperwork to talk to you about his behaviour.

He loves entertaining you with his magic, as well as going on fun dates. Mephy Land is always a hit and, since he owns the place, you’ll never have to pay for any of the food or rides.

He’s surprisingly attentive when you’re talking about your day. He wants to learn more about humans and their behaviours and what better way than to study the person he cares about most.

#writing #fanfic #headcanons #headcanon request #request #blue exorcist #blue exorcist x reader #juzo shima #juzo shima x reader #satan #satan x reader #shiro fujimoto #shiro fujimoto x reader #mephisto pheles #mephisto pheles x reader

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sadko101 · 24 days

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unpopular opinion: all bg3 origin ships are great (and as platonic too)

gale x astarion: "enemies" to lovers they have great chemistry and has plenty of room for fluff and angst, plenty has been said about them i dont think i have much else to say.

wyll x gale: theirs plenty of danger in being the blade of fronteirs/avernus and we all know what gale is into. also they are two of the more good leaning characters. + gale is very "being a warlock sounds rough" and wyll is "that man is wayyy to faithful i dont want him to blow himself up". dancer x man with poor knees. (i could yap for ever i love them)

karlach x wyll: PERFECT, their stories intertwine while they have this unyielding care for each other. both platonically and romantically this ship is amazing! i just have no words for how good it is

karlach x shadowheart: karlach calling her shads is adorable and shadowheart is just straight up smitting for karlach the moment they meet. also when you play as origin shadowheart karlach is super sweet about the hairchange i love them.

gale x laezel: good leaning frail human wizard x GITHYANKI WARRIOR. theyre conversations are amazing with a mutual sense of curiosity for each others past and possible future. laezel falling for somone as soft as gale as well. ugh its soo good.

laezel x shadowheart: NOW THIS! its the true enemies to lovers of bg3. kinda "toxic yuri" in the begining but as the story goes on and laezel rebels against vlakith and shart against shar theres a real parrelel to there stories and a sort of understanding that they can find in each other.

gale x shadowheart: an intresting dynamic given them both being incredibly faithful to two gods who arent super fond of each other... as shadowheart strays from shar she encorages gale to relise the power mystra had over him, just a lot of support and love for each other is what im imagining. (definitly a ship thats develoupment focused)

karlach x laezel: now i havent had both of them in my team much, but the dynamic feels close to "grumpy x sunshine" laezel really opening up and being nice over time while karlach is open and happy from the begining.

karlach x gale: wizard x barbarion, (also "idoit" x genuis) is just great, gale and his magic could probably help to cool karlach down temporarly! i hc them both as autistc and i like nd x nd ships. also if you let gale ascend to godhood (loser) and play as karlach he can actually fix her engine heart which adds a sweet motivation to his godhood.

karlach x astarion: now i love these two platonically but i also love them romantically. astarion is enthusastic about recruiting karlach and comments about supporting her. he jokes abouthow strong she is which is cute. if youve ever played karlach origin and romance astarion they have a sweet scene together.

wyll x astarion: monster hunter x monster, wyll loves to tease astarion but he cares about him. he has faith in astarion to be a better person and its just MWAH. astarion is a bit of a simp for wyll (me too) he is very nice about the horns in wylls origin too (i love them)

wyll x shadowheart: they tease each other in a super endearing way. they kinda immideitly clicked and i know that wyll would support shadowheart through her whole crisis and shadowheart will help wyll in his self sacrafising tenancies (these little shits reciting porn together at the docks)

shadowheart x astarion: these two could be evil together, but they also could help each other heal and become better people

laezel x astarion: theyre very differnt views of love and affection. i think laezel would help astarion in his journy of reclaiming his own sexuality. (i need to think about these two more)

durge x anyone is great

i speedran typing this sorry for plethera of spelling erros

#baldurs gate 3 #wyll x gale #bladeweave #astarlach #shadowheart x lae’zel #shadowheart x astarion #shadowheart x karlach #karlach x wyll #i cant be bothered to tag all the ships

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crushedsweets · 2 months

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ninakate or any wlw nina ship w/ good luck babe by chappell roan,,,,

oh god. ok youre so right that this works with any wlw nina ship, but im gonna go through the lyrics and describe some toxic ass ninakate scenario that comes to mind LMFAOOOO SORRY I LIKE TOXIC YURI

ok so in an AU of my AU where ninakate happens, it all starts after nina is stabbed by jeff. they make her heal in the proxy cabin cuz theyre worried jeff will break into ninas apartment and finish the job(he has no interest in doing that tho). tim/brian/toby/jack are busy with zalgoid issues, SO kate sorta...keeps watch on nina while she heals. cuz of that, nina starts latching onto kate. between kate cleaning the stab wound, bringing her water, wrapping her up in gauze, nina crying into kates arms unprompted, asking kate to sleep in the same bed with her cuz she cant sleep, nina asking kate quiet questions for hours while the radio hums and rain pours outside... they share an awkward, "meaningless" kiss. nina blamed it on emotions running high. kate didnt know what to blame

(this section is HEAVILY inspired by still a friend by the back seat lovers, the entire song is very my-au ninakate)

SOOOOO i wanna go from THAT SONG into good luck babe by chappell roan...

"you can say that we are nothing" after the kiss, nina would probably be like 'we should go to sleep' and the next morning laugh about it and tease kate and be like "thats so funny, i never kissed a girl like that before. was that your first kiss? oh my god kate are you serious?! we should probably keep that between us, huh? its okay, it wont happen again!" and kates just nodding along while her brain is going 100mph. but kates perceptive as hell and she'd easily see all the little changes that happen afterwards. nina's gaze falling, her hands lingering, little comments she makes. and it'd make kate feel kinda stupid. "guess im the fool, with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof" toby ends up 'inheriting' an old rusty red pickup truck from tim. i doubt it would have a sun roof, but i could see toby and nat up front, while nina and kate are in the back (like, the BACK bed of the truck). nina would be giggling, tilting her head back and her hair is flying like crazy and her arms are out and kate cannoooot get that damn kiss out of her head, especially when nina looks like that.

im thinking maybe it happens again. the group was hanging out, but nat and toby went off somewhere else, leaving nina and kate together. and kate offers to walk nina home, but ninas like 'what if i spend the night instead?' and kates immediately like Oh jesus christ okay. and they talk . and chat. and banter. and nina would bring up that stupid kiss and say something about 'i wouldnt mind doing that again. i mean, as friends.' and kates head is spinning.

and despite all of this, nina is still in a bad headspace. before, during, and after her relationship with jeff, she has HORRIBLY low self esteem and a need for attention/validation, and she will seek it out anywhere. she'd blame it on a million and one things "oh its just for fun, oh i was just drunk, oh its not that serious, he was cute, i got his number!". especially when trying to heal her bruised ego after the whole jeff thing (alongside a few huge arguments with toby calling her out on her BS). and kate listens, and even though she's really blunt and straightforward, she doesnt feel mean. not like toby or nat or jack. so even when kates like "that doesnt make sense" "that seems stupid though" "why would you do that" ninas just laughing and being like "it just felt right in the moment! im having fun, kate!". she thinks kate just doesnt get it, on account of never being in a relationship, but kate knows whats going on. she knows why nina is the way that she is, but all she has to say is . GOODLUCK LMFAO. shes not here to control or convince or plead with anybody, and def not nina. and i think that would kinda irk nina a little. she'd kiss kate, then a couple nights later talk about a guy she met at a bar, and kate just side eyes her and is like 'have fun' and nina wishes there was more

ok whether their kisses turn into anything else, i think theyd both continually agree to keep it a secret from everyone else. it would just be a huge mess that neither of them want to address, especially kate dealing with toby. but i think once kate starts getting a little affection and whatnot that she's never received (she's been in the chaser mode for over half her life, mind you), it would feel incredibly suffocating but also incredibly freeing. like she feels like something new has opened up to her, something that she got locked out of years ago. and nina has the key, unfortunately

ok this is where the song and story falls apart a little cuz ninas not getting married to anyone. i guess this could be a hypothetical where she goes back to jeff for a moment in time, but.. ehh.... dunno how i feel about that. and i dont think the 'i told you so' fits kate cuz she just kinda lets nina do whatever. asks questions and is like ??? and maybe has a bit of an attitude when saying 'good luck with that', but she never tells her what to do

i know "the feeling" is more about being into girls and how you cant hide from it, but i dont think the whole lesbianism thing would be their issue. in a ninakate interpretation of the song, i think 'the feeling' is either ninas issues with romance and self worth, kates ache to be with someone despite thinking she has no right to it, ninas guilt for leading kate on, and of course their literal romantic feelings...

anyway. anyway. um. cries. i just i really. i really im just. im fond of lesbians alright.

#asks #ninakate #creeped #sort of. its an au of creeped where ninakate is a thing. LMFAOOOO #ill leave the tags at that cuz im really embarrassed by this

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idolomantises · 9 months

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On the topic of Bug Fables and Hollow Knight, do you have a favorite ship? Could be canon, could be non-canon, could be a crossover!

for hollow knight, my favorite is lacenet and sheosmith. lacenet is especially fun because i'll see dudebros go "um what will the shippers do when we find out they hate each other" as if that isnt part of the appeal. we need more toxic bug yuri.

for bug fables... i dont really have any ships i care for? i like leif/kabbu but its more of a joke ship to me. like they're doing incredibly gay activities together but because kabbu is stupid and leif is stubborn neither of them recognize it as romantic.

okay well also that weird ass mantis obsessed with wasps and the wasp general. also more of a joke ship, but they are dating. i imagine the wasp general is mega whipped in the relationship

#ask quill

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magpod-confessions · 1 month

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I think we have overlooked the potential that is jondaisy.

Like the amount of ways they parallel each other is insane for one and for two that doesn’t even scratch the serfice of their relationship together.

platonically we already saw some of it in canon, but it was very little, and I want to offer some hc’s for both /p and /r mechs!jon and basira knowing each other from uni and Daisy and he are both mutual friends of basira so it kinda makes sense that they would get along, not entirely “well” at first, but fairly ok.

I’ve seen a few “pre-unknowing friends-with-benifets to ambiguous relationship post-coffin” au’s and that rattles in my brain a lot tbh.

post-coffin moving in together bc they have separation anxiety and yes, basira and Daisy are still close, but not like before, and she doesn’t want her to worry any more than she should, seeing as she’s going on all these errands to stop the rituals already, but Daisy doesn’t want to be alone so she invites Jon over and doesn’t let him leave. Jon also stays bc he doesn’t really have anywhere else to go, and also doesn’t want to spend all night at either home-alone at his flat or in the archives.

Pre-coffin toxic Yuri vibes to post-coffin traumatized codependent secret third thing (also slightly toxic Yuri)

Jon and Daisy bonding over their unrequited (for some reason or another) lvoe for Martin and basira respectively

there is so many ways that this relationship could go and I am sad that there are so few people who acknowledge that fact.

-☎️

#agreed #yes #yea this #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #magpod confession #-☎️

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heytherecentaurs · 2 months

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The revelation about Emily reading TLT made my mind spinning about whether she'd be a necromancer or a cavalier and I can't help but arrive at the conclusion that Emily's a necromancer who swings the rapier around because she's not going to be limited by expectations and Murph as her cav is there mostly to help her keep up appearances when meeting other necromancers lol

Murph as her cav who is sorta just her personal assistant would be funny. I could also see it as he’s actually an exceedingly gifted swordsman but his devotion to her eclipses his ego so you never know just how good he is until later. For most of it you think he’s just the guy that fetches her tea and coordinates her schedule. I also think Emily would really commit to the creepy necromancer vibes. And Murph is so good at playing a dutiful and subservient soldier. I have no doubt he’d crush it.

In the tags of the original post by @paladinfigueroth they suggested Siobhan as the necromancer and Emily as her cav. And I really like that pairing too.

As seen in the last stand Siobhan is exceptional at playing spellcasters. (Either woman with spells is a problem for a dm.) Emily as strictly a fighter would be really cool. We don’t see that often. And I loved Jet in ACoC and would love to see her play a fighter again. Plus, I think she would slay in her closet cosplay leaning into more militaristic and formal outfits—I’m talking vests, epaulettes, high collars. Not to mention Siobhan and Emily have played quite a few dynamics but not love interests and it would be cool to see them tackle something that’s both toxic yuri but devoted with an intensity bordering on sacredness. It’s TLT so the divine and profane must intersect in the most violent concurrent and heart-wrenchingly fucked up beautiful ways. I don’t think I’d trust anyone more to do that than those two, given how well they communicate at the table and behind the scenes. (Like how they checked in with each other after sessions with Ruby and Saccharina.)

If it’s an Intrepid Heroes campaign and everyone at the table is paired off to be necros and cavs, I’m pitching Siobhan/Emily, Ally as necro and Murph as their cav, and pairing Zac and Lou together (idk who is the necro and cav in this one) because I want a Colin/Deli redux.

If it’s a side quest I need Aabria in there because I think @quiddie could be the most terrifying necromancer. She’s such an amazing and intense actor, and when she uses that quiet, lower register, authoritative voice and it has such a sense of dominance and aggression contained within it, it’s so scary.

I’ve really rambled here. The idea of a TLT/D20 season is just really fun to think about. Especially because I’m a big fan of both (and naddpod, where Emily originally mentioned GtN).

#dimension 20 #d20 #emily axford #siobhan thompson #Brian Murphy #ally beardsley #zac oyama #lou wilson #aabria iyengar #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #asks #hey there centaurs

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anonymouscheeses · 8 days

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I DID IT! I FOUND RHE PERFECY SONG THAT FITS VAGGIE(VALERIE) IN MY FORBIDDEN CHAGGIE AU!

ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? by Tyler, the creator (the legend himself 😍)

It perfectly fits her relationships with her past partners. Valerie isn't over either of them (Lute and Kamaria) nor will she likely ever be soon. She values them even though they hurt eachother equally while dating. She's trying to get better as a person. Sort of like Blitz from Helluva Boss but she doesn't hate herself... much 😭 she cherishes the time they had together and wishes they still were friends. But ever since Lute decided to fuck Valerie up and take her eye when she just couldn't put a bullet to a kids head from anither gang, their group broke up and split apart. Valerie was the only one who didn't have anybody to lean on during that traumatic time, she's not close to her dad so DEF not him. So during when things got rough, she summoned a demon to protect her. She also wanted company. But that's a secret.

SO YEAH! RELATIONSHIPS DONT WORK WITH PEOPLE? JUST SUMMON A DEMON!

And also the suggestions by all of you in my last au post fit so well with different parts of her story thank you very much mwa mwa! /p

Anyway I'm gonna explain how each song fits vaggie in my au under the cut! vvv

(I forgot who suggested these. But these suggestions weren't by me)

Florida: "I have some regrets so I'll bury them in florida" YEP! PRETTY MUCH VALERIE! She has many regrets and CANNOT escape them. So she just kinda buries them away from focus. Instead of blaming herself or thinking about it. She ignores her mistakes. She ignores what she did to Lute and Kamaria and blames them. She was equally horrible to them though. Toxic yuri alert‼️‼️ (also I love this song. Sure I'm a swifite but- shush silly!)

Crybaby: I mean. Title pretty much explains it! Okkk but srsly! She's the embodiment of angst. She finds herself too emotional but others(cough. Charlie) think she's emotionless. So crybaby the song is what she thinks of herself really and not who she actually is! (I love Melanie. Im a crybaby gorl! 😍)

Waiting on a miracle: FIRST OF ALL. STEPHANIE BEATRIZ. DUHH!! SHE VOICES BOTH ITS PERFECT. ANYWAY- so! This more so takes place BEFORE she summons Charlie from the demon realm. She's at her lowest of all, physically and mentally damaged, she longs for something to fix her life. Of course. Nothing could... FIX it. But, luckily something made it better. Charlie 🥺 annd vise versa! (Or however u say it) because Charlie too was in a horrible time. Her home life isn't the best. So they both are eachothers miracle‼️‼️ 🥹🥹 (Encanto was good. Dolores and Luisa 🔛🔝That's it. Fuck Disney tho)

If you read this- YOUR AWESOME 😈

#alot of projecting on vaggie. i do that alot with her uhh. especially monday.#hazbin forbidden chaggie au #forbidden chaggie au #hazbin human and demon au #chaggie #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #varlie

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fruityfroggy · 2 months

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ASGKJKUYFG TYSM @anonymocha FOR GIVING ME A DIRECTION TO GO WITH MY RAMBLINGS<3

Anyways…oh Verdigris, I’ve come up with so many extra bits and pieces to her lore in the past month or so and I didn’t really get to talk about her in the first place, so I’m glad that someone’s interested (this is gonna be so long, I can feel it)

First things first, we’ll get the big thing out of the way: her arcane skill. Kind of a big part of her story is how she is a “plant whisperer”, which means that she’s able to hear the voices of plants and therefore communicate with them. This made her form a prominent sense of empathy for plants, as they are unheard by everyone except her.

(Now, a lot of the things I’ll mention about Verdigris will make a lot more sense)

So a fun little fact is that plants have a “way of speaking” that sounds more poetic than your normal speech, since they’re just describing things based off of what they know from nature. And because of her arcane skill, Verdigris does talk like them a little (which just comes off as being poetic/dramatic). Another thing that comes with this “way of speaking” are “Titles of the Plants”, which is the thing that you remind the plants of, that they therefore refer to you by (Vertin is “The Wandering Wind”, Sonetto is “The Shade in Daylight”, etc).

Why am I mentioning this? Well but of course it’s for yuri reasons! Because this is the perfect way for Verdigris to subtly and sapphic-ly pine for a certain arcanist by the title: Ray of Sun (and who this refers to is not disclosed). She mentions this “Ray of Sun” quite frequently in her diary, which I’d imagine could be one of those pages of text you can find between stages, as well as in her intimacy voiceline (which I haven’t written, but we can imagine, okay).

Anywho…when it comes to interacting with other arcanists, Verdigris is very much the most likeable out of my three ocs here (she’s just a cinnamon roll, not toxic or hard to communicate with). So she gets along with basically everyone in the suitcase. Chaotic or calm, she’s patient enough to talk to them. Tho she’s the closest with Lilya I’d say, since they’re bonding over a shared language/heritage and shut up, it’s adorable. Especially since Verdigris didn’t have anyone to speak Russian to for a long time (she lived in Spain, that’s why) and Russian was her mother’s language (she never got to meet her, so it holds special significance to her (things are getting angsty haha)). This problem was the whole reason she created her own critters actually. But hey, now she has someone and the vibes are good again.

As for their dynamic, it’s obvious that they have a “balancing each other out” situation, and I like to call it “Lilya and her designated driver” as a joke. But truthfully, Verdigris is surprisingly down with most of her shenanigans and no one understands why. Lilya kinda just wants to show Verdigris all the “fun stuff” she usually does, and she just goes along with it while some of the other arcanists watch them in horror (they’re just having a good time tho). When Verdigris is busy, Lilya would go visit her workshop to see what she’s doing like: "What you making, Verdie?:]" (she finds it interesting).

Considering what she does, I feel like Verdigris would probably be crossing paths with Medpoc kinda often as well (hehe). Verdigris just isn’t super affected by Medpoc’s hostility, and still treats them very well after getting yelled at. Once they warm up to her tho, she kinda becomes their emotional support (aka the person they rant to while she hands them a cookie or smth), and they’d pass out together while working across from each other, since neither of them remember to sleep (or do anything else).

I also think that she could help Shamane repair and/or upgrade his mechanical arm (since that’s kinda her specialty), and in turn gain a new father figure. Shamane would definitely like her Dendrogues and greet them when he sees them hopping around as well.

Some honourable mentions are the other calm healers (Dikke and Tooth Fairy). Dikke would grow fond of Verdigris for how fair and thoughtful is, but she'd tell her to not be so tolerant of everything. As for her and Tooth Fairy’s situation, they actually have pretty similar vibes, so they’d probably do some somewhat questionable things together that aren’t so questionable if they’re doing it, like baking together (there’s definitely no tooth fairies in the muffins they’re making, don’t question the taste of plums) and going out into the forest to look for teeth.

Oh right! Verdigris also has a small interaction with Pristine after implanting the new heart she made for her, since Pristine’s original heart (crystal) is the thing that makes her body possessable to Arcana (there’s some context from this post that is needed to understand what I’m talking about). This is a big plot point in Pristine’s story, so guess who’s growing attached to Verdigris. Yeah, she kinda just follows her around whenever she sees her from there on out, maybe even tugs on her sleeve saying “Where art thou headed to? Let me go with thee!” (Welcome to motherhood, Verdigris!)

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mothwithapencil · 1 year

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Clay and Alder are like Brokeback Mountain old man yuri to me

I ramble about them under the cut

This is almost directly pasted from discord:

Guy who has a very strong crush that could not possibly be requited in his mind. Guy who has probably had some internalized toxic masculinity for a very long time and can't properly deal wifh big emotions like Being In Love With The Champion

With Clay being an immigrant pursuing the ""American Dream"" I imagine he had to repress a lot of feelings in order to succeed in life. We don't know anything about his family, if he has one. So i can see him being very lonely and covering it with his "tough as grits" mindset. I feel like most of his relationships are kept business-only so to not let anyone in too close. No room for love when you have a business to run 🇺🇸🦅‼️‼️ I just think he has a lot of loss and loneliness in him...... JUST LIKE ALDER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Although Alder is much more in tune with his feelings and generally more casual and relaxed about things. Nevertheless hs is Champion "has a grandson but no mentioned partner or children to have had Benga" Alder. Champion "His beloved starter pokemon died of illness and was so devastated he couldn't fulfill his job as champion for who knows how long" Alder. They have things in common I think .

Sad stuff aside I just think this is a great pairing like. Guys who go fishing together. Guys who would really enjoy a nice pile of dirt. They eat breakfast at waffle house. Clay gives Alder cool rocks and Alder shows Clay his special Jumping Off Cliffs trick and promptly gives him a heart attack. Literal untapped potential

#moths art #im cringe but im free btw.#pokemon #pokemon bw #pokemon bw2 #gym leader clay #champion alder #kingpinshipping

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real-total-drama-takes · 9 months

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back on my gwourtney bs. time to speak my truth. tdas sends very mixed messages about how gwen feels about courtney but in both interpretations it makes perfect sense.

if gwen is actually truly sorry for kissing duncan: BEAUTIFUL!! they finally make up and get a chance to retry their friendship. they get closer over time and eventually realize that maybe they want to kiss too. what about it. maybe they're girlfriends. it's adorable and it's sweet.

if gwen is NOT sorry (think when she references "you can't steal a boyfriend if the boy is free" etc): ALSO BEAUTIFUL!! this could be a VERY SPECIFIC BRAND of enemies to lovers. i plan on rewriting tdas one day and i am honestly leaning towards this. this makes more sense with tdwt. listen. in tdwt, gwen really does not give a shit and she's actively gunning for courtney's elimination (courtney would've gone home in episode 16 if not for cody being bad at everything) which is totally fair cause courtney was being kinda crazy and also her relationship with duncan was super toxic at that point. anyways my point is it makes a lot of sense for gwen to be on tdas and just hate courtney's guts. or at the very least dislike her. we know courtney doesn't like gwen either. if the writers of tdas weren't COWARDS they could've put gwen and courtney in a lot of situations that forced them to be together (e.g. them being on the same team from the start/earlier on, callback to the wedding challenge [pairing them together in a silly lil duncney reference], leaving them as the only contestants in a cabin or in the hotel or something) which would've caused them to start crushing on one another cause it's 2023 let these ladies be GAY!!! it's the most beautiful toxic yuri ever. and even better they can develop into nontoxic yuri. let them move past d*ncan into a beautiful era of lesbianism.

the second type of tdas gwourtney is specifically fulfilling for the duncney shippers who really just want to see courtney be mean to someone and make out with them (let's face it who DOESN'T want to see that)

but if you like the wholesome sweet relationship they can have, GWOURTNEY GIVES YOU THAT TOO!!

gwourtney is the superior courtney ship it's everything you would ever need in a lesbian couple. they can love each other. they can hate each other. they can bond over hating one specific man. they can bond over their excessive knowledge about the history of the city of london. it's so perfect

if anyone read this entire rant please for the love of god MAKE SOME GWOURTNEY CONTENT. write them. draw them. make silly headcanons about them. encourage others to do the same. SPREAD THE GOSPEL

#gwourtney #total drama #td gwen #td courtney

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lemonadeanonarchives · 7 months

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Hey footemoji fans. Are you confused as hell? Well I, lemonade (NOT PISS) anon, am here to help. Here is a detailed explanation of the lore all in one post. UPDATED VERSION!!

⭐️ lobotomy anon jokes that everyone who’s sent an ask should fight to the death, similar to in hunger games. This is the beginning of the end.

⭐️ footemoji puts everyone (who asked on time) into a hunger games simulator.

⭐️ this includes: @miahasahardname, @ferocioustrout, @dead-ask, @sillywillysthings, @bald69420, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, turtle anon, shark anon, candy anon, alien anon, lobotomy anon, Michelle Obama, @honkmaster69, renaissance total drama mf, @yourfavoriteperso, good anon, cake anon, ski jacket anon, tgirl Noah anon, @girl-loving-loser-137, @pinklemonslices, @laylajusttime, shoe anon, and @cupidariumzz.

⭐️ turtle and shark anon are not happy to be in the same district, they hate eachother over Duncan total drama. (Gwourtney coded idk)

⭐️ long story short, @laylajusttime won!

⭐️ this is when shit starts to go down

⭐️ turtle anon says that shark anon is braindead, while other people are rooting for an enemies to lovers arc.

⭐️ lobotomy anon angry to have died to early considering they came up with the footemoji hunger games idea.

⭐️ turtle and shark still beefing and being shipped

⭐️@ferocioustrout misses lobotomy anon. Foreshadowing.

⭐️ Turshark anon born.

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets second lobotomy.

⭐️ theory that turtle and shark are the same person is born.

⭐️ shark asks if turtle listens to mitski.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they want to ‘have beef with someone enemies to lovers style too ):’, footemoji suggests @dead-ask because they killed them in the hunger games sim. lobotomy anon responds to that by saying ‘I hate you’

⭐️ turtle does listen to mitski!

⭐️ shark says that their favorite song is crack baby.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout responds to the ‘I hate you’ with ‘UMMMMMM OKAY LOBOTOMY ANON…. 😳’, to which lobotomy anon replies ‘toxic Yuri time >:)’

⭐️ turtle thinks burning hill is better. More beef.

⭐️ the ship names turshark and ferotomy are coined

⭐️ shark asks to 1v1 turtle in tower of hell on Roblox. Turtle agrees.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees to ‘toxic yuri time’

⭐️ shark finds turtles blog, doesn’t expose it.

⭐️ lobotomy anon and @ferocioustrout get married.

⭐️ shark says turtle sucks at tower of hell, and they are revealed to be strangers to eachother, not friends or the same person. Turtle says that they’re good at tower of hell and to fuck off. Shark won, though.

⭐️ turtle gets sharks Snapchat irl, people freak out that turshark is canon.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they have bad news, them and lobotomy got a divorce and they took the kids. Lobotomy anon sends an ask begging to see their kids.

⭐️ ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon get remarried (un-divorced, as ferocioustrout calls it)

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild anon born.

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) called piss anon

⭐️ hungeremoji coined as official fandom name

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets 4th lobotomy, although they never mention their 3rd. They also canonically have no brain.

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild says that their parents need to get their shit together

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) revealed to be secret ferotomy child and product of an affair

⭐️@ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon divorce again.

⭐️ false alarm! Ferotomy is back!

⭐️ internet69420 wedding is happening now :)

⭐️ black cat ‘anon’ (more on that later) born.

⭐️ ferotomy divorce again ): (@ferocioustrout says they ‘’feel like the wine aunt who’s gotten divorced 4 times. Maybe because I am’’)

⭐️ ferotomy is back again

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets their 6th lobotomy.

⭐️ some anon says ‘why do we have the ship name turshark when we could have shartle’. Shartle is agreed on by some, disputed by others who prefer the classics.

⭐️ shark anon thinks turtle anon is cool, but has bad music taste and is bad at tower of hell.

⭐️ black cat anon wants a lobotomy.

⭐️ shark confirms that they and turtle are not dating (shartle lovers in tears)

⭐️ lobotomy anon responds to black cat anon, saying that they “can’ty” (can’t) give them a lobotomy because their brain hurts. Black cat anon gives them a hairball to help.

⭐️ lobotomy anon wants to see the kids that @ferocioustrout got custody of, because ferotomy is divorced. again. Lobotomy anon is BEGGING to see the kids, @footemoji tells @ferocioustrout to take them back.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees, but ‘only for the kids’

⭐️ some anon says ‘piss anon (me) died for our sins’. This starts a bunch of people calling me Jesus/peesus/piss jesus.

⭐️ marriage counseler anon born.

⭐️https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734079265514061824/just-gonna-leave-this-here?source=share piss Jesus renaissance paintings.

⭐️ limeade anon born (the antichrist)

⭐️ ferotomy (possibly) getting marriage counseling?

⭐️https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734089872914169857/idk-why-i-made-this?source=share more @footemoji lore renaissance paintings.

⭐️ if they did get marriage counseling, it didn’t work. Ferotomy is divorced again.

⭐️ @bald69420 thinks ferotomy really needs the marriage counseling, they are correct.

⭐️ official designs for some anons made! Candy anon, lobotomy anon, ski jacket anon, shark anon, and turtle anon. Every one of those anons seems to like their designs :) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734093879054385152/i-may-or-may-not-have-made-designs-for-some-of-the?source=share

⭐️ ferotomy remarried again!

⭐️ hepatitis anon born

⭐️ it’s so sad that the only official design of me is fanart of me as Jesus. Still, I do like it. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734098677665251328/pisslemonade-anon-jesus-fanart-3?source=share

⭐️ it’s @bald69420’s birthday!

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets their 7th lobotomy ):

⭐️ footemoji total drama simulator! This includes: @3amclothesmonster, black cat anon, cake anon, @ferocioustrout, @footemoji, @noah-bout-it, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, lobotomy anon, marriage counselor anon, sock anon, wizard anon, @average-mike-fan, @bald69420, candy anon, @cupidariumzz, hepatitis anon, jellyfish anon, @pinklemonslices, me (lemonade/piss anon), shark anon, ski jacket anon, and turtle anon.

⭐️ during this, another ferotomy divorce happens.

⭐️ candy anon wins and gets a bunch of fanart! It’s sweet :) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734114502014025728/to-quote-my-lobotomy-wife-congations?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734114804691812352/congrats-to-candy-anon?source=share

⭐️ @dead-ask having their joker arc due to telling @footemoji about the total drama sim and not being included.

⭐️ lobotomy is gonna get their 8th lobotomy, which marriage counselor anon advices against. ferotomy is back again btw.

⭐️ jellyfish gives lobotomy a new brain. Lobotomy immediately gets a lobotomy.

⭐️ limeade anon (antichrist) thinks that we should do a rpdr sim, which @footemoji thinks that @ferocioustrout would win. @ferocioustrout agrees. For once I agree with limeade anon.

⭐️ internet42069 wedding canon!! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734182252109545472/me-n-bald69420s-wedding-i-made-two-other?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734187039320424448/marriage-0?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734193205142257664/the-comic-for-me-and-bald69420s-wedding-youre?source=share

⭐️ fanfic is released! Unrelated to lore, but read it!

⭐️ black cat ‘anon’ forgets to put anon on. They’re actually @1nt3rnet-ang3l

⭐️ me making this timeline: https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734207236707090432?source=share

⭐️ black cat anon death arc, is revived

⭐️ tuxedo cat anon born (they also have fanart!) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734208606026842112/tuxedo-cat-anon-sleep-on-black-cat-anons-grave?source=share

⭐️ black dog anon born. They and black cat anon fight.

⭐️ some anon suggests a footemoji warrior cats au, or ‘footclan.’ @ferocioustrout agrees, @footemojidoes NOT.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout keeps talking about the warrior cats au. @footemoji is not happy.

⭐️ black cat anon becomes Angel black cat not anon

⭐️ I’m a warrior cats oc now. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734208958891491328/guys-this-is-my-warrior-cats-oc-pissjesus-do-not?source=share

⭐️ black dog anon becomes evil black dog anon, is promptly dragged to hell.

⭐️ @footemoji does not want to be baptized in piss.

⭐️ Marriage counselor and @3amclothesmonster are friends!

⭐️ @footemoji total Roblox drama meetup!

⭐️ I make a Roblox account for this (I’m terrible at roblox and it wasn’t letting me move) friend me @lemonadeanon!

⭐️ not sure of everyone who was in the total Roblox drama game, but @1nt3rnet-ang3l won!

⭐️ @ferocioustrout sends in this atrocious image with the caption ‘rate my fit’ https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734337644232884224/rate-my-fit?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy is given 5 brains by chicken anon.

⭐️ lobotomy has now had 14 lobotomies.

⭐️ everyone hates @ferocioustrout’s outfit other than @miahasahardname and black cat not anon

⭐️ @ferocioustrout apology video drops! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734342532848402432/sorry-guys?source=share

⭐️ class pets (animal themed anons/not anons) get fanart! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734350071716577280/class-pets?source=share

⭐️ discord server is created (join it btw)

⭐️ lobotomy is apparently dead and a cryptid now. They also have fanart. Toxic Yuri FTW. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734373802483580928/guys-its?source=share

⭐️ @ferocioustrout put in time out corner by ski jacket anon for sending cursed images and almost getting tdn cancelled somehow.

⭐️ lobotomy anon is not hanging in there.

⭐️ @gr33ncynth is revealed to be candy anon!

⭐️ @footemoji and @pinklemonslices get married and adopt multiple children.

⭐️ some anon asks ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’ (this is the start of something horrible)

⭐️ they then ask all of this and more. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734464375134519296/i-just-want-to-see-my-family-again?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy, who is already struggling, is now being cheated on. They aren’t happy, telling candy to kts https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734465597032759296/wheres-lobotomy-anon-lobotomy-your-wife-is?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy, candy, and @ferocioustrout settle on polyamory.

⭐️ remember that one anon who was flirting with @footemoji? Well @pinklemonslices is not happy and wants to fight, to which the unnamed anon responds ‘ok square up’. Also they sent this. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734466599761920000/makes-out-with-you?source=share

⭐️ @pinklemonslices brings up the fact that they’re matching pfps with @footemoji, and the anon ‘goes alpha mode’, telling @pinklemonslices ‘don’t test me’.

⭐️ @pinklemonslices comments on the fact that this anon won’t even turn off anon for the asks, and they respond by saying this.https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734467075779756033/httpswwwtumblrcomfootemoji734466978015789056?source=share

⭐️ @pinklemonslices dodges.

⭐️ the anon turns off anon. They’re actually someone called @swaggyclown469. They say ‘kill’s you’ (directed at @pinklemonslices) and @pinklemonslices makes fun of their bad grammar.

⭐️ @swaggyclown469 tells @pinklemonslices to take this to dms.

⭐️ this conversation happens. https://www.tumblr.com/lemonadeanonarchives/734473239914512384?source=share

⭐️ they are forgiven.

⭐️ 500 people ask me to do a lore update….

And that’s where we leave off! For now 😈

⭐️ Lemonade (not piss) anon

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SARIA BLAST

List for reference:

Saria x Gladiia x Kal'tsit (you can break this up into its constituent ships)

Saria x Penance

Saria x Whislash

Saria x Ho'olheyak

First up is Saria and some women older than her.

Sariia (Saria x Gladiia):

I like the idea of an intelligent, strong, hypercompetent, silver-haired, nigh-indestructible woman falling for an even more intelligent, hypercompetent, silver-haired, nigh-indestructible woman. Also they’re both over six feet tall, there is no way they’re both under six feet according the the game. You’ve also got that sweet Land x Sea dynamic going on.

I think it would start as months or years of them staring at each other intensely at formal events until one of them cracks.

You can also put some Saria x Kal'tsit in there for some Calcium x Calcite action. Also the smartest silver-haired polycule on Terra.

And of course, I’m assuming that Gladiia/Kal'tsit is happening at all times.

Anyways, more Saria ships:

Saria x Penance. Two women in positions of moderate power, in roles designed to protect people, kept from that role by the meddling of other forces which has gone ignored by those supposed to provide oversight. Also middle-aged woman yuri. (Saria is canonically 34, but I refuse to believe she is younger than 40. Well, Kristen is canonically 34 and they went to college together.)

Also, because Kristen isn’t confirmed dead, Penance could advise her on the divorce. Apparently Saria only needs to make it public knowledge and have a reasonable chance of Kristen seeing it, according to a quick search on divorcing absent, living partners.

Oh yeah, throw Kristen x Saria in there, but we know that’s pretty much canon.

Next is Zoria (Whislash x Saria). This one started out as a typo when trying to type Zofia. They’re both women who had days they look upon with fondness, now torn from them, with no way to go back. Also Zofia is single and Saria is… newly single. I haven’t read much regarding the Nearls. This ship is my least thought out.

Finally: Saria x Ho'olheyak. This one started when I saw the CG of Ho'olheyak grinning widely as Saria pinned her to the wall by the throat (same), but there’s actually something there.

If you interpret Saria as a woman haunted by her past (like in DramaticGaze’s “A Dance”), Ho'olheyak could either provide a strange comfort as a woman who has quite literally had her future torn from her for the sake of the past or they could end up in manipulative toxic yuri. AND it’s middle-aged woman yuri!

Saria/Gladiia: Sorry, don't see it. They're kinda similar, but from such different worlds and not in a way that interests me like Susie/Gladiia... and the thing about Land/Sea applies to Gladiia and 90% of the cast. Saria/Kal'tsit: Didn't really get sparks between the two of them when they talked in the manwha. Similar missions, but live in entirely different worlds, can't see it. Saria/Penance: In terms of crack ships I am more interested in this one, I think there's a bit more chemistry there but I'd need to see like, a story around it to be convinced.

But I do have to say (and no hate when I say this): Penance is not middle aged, it's never been confirmed she's middle aged, and I know saying 'she doesn't look middle aged' in a gacha game means nothing, but she doesn't! I don't think her age is elaborated on anywhere, but she's treated as the new generation in Siracusa alongside Vigil (who is like early 20s at most), so I don't know where this idea of her being in her 40s came from. Realistically, I think she's around early to mid-30s (has spent 10 years as a judge after school) but I wouldn't be surprised if we learn that she's like, 28

Kristen x Saria: Wrote a fic about it, it's the core of Lone Trail and the Manwha, it's absolutely heartbreaking, I love them. Whislash x Saria: Self-admittedly not much here. They were meant to co-star in a sportswear skin line together though

Ho'olheyak x Saria: Oh Saria had one really unfortunate night shwants to forget about while still trying to move on from Kristen on the landship after Lone Trail and Ho'olheyak won't let her forget. Love it

#i have nothing against middle aged women I just hate fanon that everyone treats as canon #thanks for the ask anyways!! this one was kinda harsh LOL #arknights #ask game #burstmail

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