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Charles Leclerc x Greek ! F1 driver ! Reader
You can choose the brand anything Ferrari because I want it to be like a little rivalry to lovers . Social media au or not . Reader being in f1 more time than Charles or Charles with rookie reader .
Thank you in advance
Hello!! I decided to go with rookie reader, hoping you'll like it❤️🙏
scuderiaferrari We are thrilled to announce a historic moment in Formula 1 as we welcome Y/n Y/l/n to our racing family! 🚀 Introducing Y/n Y/l/n, the first woman to compete in F1 since the iconic Lella Lombardi in 1976, and proudly representing Greece! 🇬🇷 Teaming up with our Charles Leclerc, Y/n brings a fresh wave of skill, determination and passion to the track. Together they'll conquer the 2024 season with the iconic Prancing Horse🐎
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yourusername I feel extremely honored to become a part of this family❤️
username1 Miss girl has no idea what she signed up for 💀 wishing her all the best tho
username2 A GIRL, GUYS WE FINALLY GOT A GIRL IN F1
username3 I have a bad feeling about this...
↳username1 wtf? care to explain?
username3 By the summer break she'll have hooked up with half the grid
username1 bye I'm not even participating in this conversation, misogynistic brain rot
carlossainz55 Goodluck @/yourusername 💪
↳yourusername Thank you Carlos 🙏
↳username4 Help why does his comment seem kinda salty
username2 wdym salty lol he literally wished her goodluck
username5 I get him tho, a girl stole his seat
username2 what "stealing" are you talking about? his contract expired, they didn't prolong it and went with some fresh blood that happened to be a woman, not to mention you have to be like the best of the best to get into F1, there was def no stealing done
charles_leclerc Exciting times ahead, let's see if you can keep up
↳yourusername Buckle up 🤠
↳username2 now THAT'S what I'd call a salty comment
username5 Charles forgot they're on the same team lol
achi_of_greece Hellenic Hurricane 🌪
↳yourusername I'll never escape from this nickname will I? 🫶
↳username1 NOT Y/N HAVING LITERAL ROYALTY UNDER A POST ABOUT HER
↳username3 Let's see if the hellenic hurricane can keep up with Lighting McQueen
username4 keep up? 🤡 miss girl will beat his ass up
username5 once again, i kindly remind, they are a TEAM!
lewishamilton History in the making
↳yourusername Omg sir Lewis Hamilton I'm gonna cry 🥹
username1 Y/n being a fangirl just like us
username4 she's so real for this frfr
oscarpiastri Finally🥴it was a bit lonely
↳yourusername Hi f2 bestie 🫶
logansargeant What about me
yourusername you know Oscar and I love you!!
f1 A historic day at the Imola Circuit as Y/n Y/l/n, the Hellenic Hurricane, wins the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix! Congratulations to Y/n and the entire Ferrari team for this outstanding performance.
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yourusername A dream come true honestly 😭🙏
↳carlossainz55 Great job👏
↳lewishamilton So proud
↳username4 Someone explain why the 7 (8)times WC and Charles' ex teammate are more supportive than Charles himself
username2 I think it might be an ego thing? He could be jealous? Personally I think it's Ferrari's fault, they kinda messed up the friendship between CL and CS too at the end
username5 yeah Y/n is definitely the 'favorite child' to Ferrari because she's new and they want to focus more on her or smth
maxverstappen1 Well deserved
↳yourusername THANK YOU MAX
↳username6 Why is Max here and Charles is not😭
username1 A GIRL. IN FERRARI. WINNING IN ITALY. I WASN'T READY FOR THIS
username2 The haters are pretty quiet rn
username4 No cuz I was gonna ask if she found a therapist yet... But she might not need it
username6 Excuse me it's been a few weeks and we get a Y/n win already?? I love it here
landonorris Max Verstappen is screaming crying throwing up
↳maxverstappen1 I'm literally not
landonorris You must admit it was refreshing not having to listen to the Dutch anthem again
oscarpiastri Best rookie fr
↳yourusername I learn from the best (even though you didn't have a win in your rookie year)
oscarpiastri Wdym i didn't, i won sprint in Qatar. Not to mention rookie of the year
yourusername Yeah yeah, stop flexing pookie
logansargeant Go bestie
↳yourusername Can't fvck with these hoes cuz they messy 💅
username7 live laugh love Y/n
username1 the Verstappen curse has ended🙏
↳username3 you know it's probs her first and last victory in F1 right?
username1 I just wonder why is Charles so quiet
charles_leclerc Congrats 👍
↳username7 not Charles commenting after people started to wonder why he didn't say anything 😭
↳yourusername How did you enjoy looking at the back of my car? Oh wait, you couldn't even see it from P8
username1 maybe it was better when Charles didn't comment 💀
username3 if that was how my teammate talks to me I'd be pissed too
username1 if this is angrily my name is Ayrton Senna
username2 pls if he was angry, it was only cuz he's in love with her but can't do anything about it
↳username3 he can, they're both single, if he wanted he would've, but he knows they have to keep it professional
username2 that's why I said he can't do anything, literally. i predict a relationship the moment one of them leaves ferrari (or f1 in general)
username4 dude is so in love it's embarrassing
username5 I just know he's thinking about unholy things
↳username7 angry sex lmao imagine
username6 oh to have someone who'll look at me the same way Charles looks at Y/n
username7 okay so my theory is they're attracted to each other okay? but neither of them can talk about emotions, but they tried to have a talk about it, which turned into an argument cuz both are short tempered pookies
↳username3 this is so delusional 🤡 why would they talk about it in that exact moment?
username7 let a girl fantasize
↳username5 quietly manifesting this to be true
↳username2 I'll never believe in true love if this doesn't turn out to be real
username8 No cuz hear me out guys. The LONGING gaze in the second picture? There is chemistry between them whether they admit it or not
↳username6 I totally see it, that is the stare of a man in love with the woman he's just argued with. Look at him. He doesn't look angry. He looks upset. Why? Because they had this argument and didn't make up. Now he's worried they'll get in the cars and something bad will happen either to him or Y/n and... You can imagine how the rest goes
username3 And i thought the previous person was delulu wtf
username9 I can die happily the day I see CharlesY/n happen
↳username7 be careful what you wish for, I feel like it can happen sooner than we'd expect
username10 I need to know HOW didn't Y/n fold after being looked at like this
username11 My friend went to Monaco for the GP and she has a paddock pass, she told me she overheard Y/n talk to some girl from her team that she liked Charles AND they even had "THE talk"™ (which could mean they did "IT"?), but Y/n can't imagine a relationship with him
↳username3 out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
↳username1 I can see that, they're very similar - competitive, short tempered - each of them is like a ticking bomb alone, so in a romantic relationship they would be truly a nuclear weapon (which doesn't mean I don't want it to happen)
yourusername A great day for some karting 🥴 summer break!
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username1 did I gaslight myself that hard or she's really in the number 16?
↳username5 nah, I see that too
↳username2 girlie giving us hints, is it soft launching yet?
username2 16 I'M SCREAMING
username4 enemies to lovers?
↳username3 when were they enemies?
username4 well they never seemed very fond of each other
username3 then just say rivals 💀
charles_leclerc You forgot to mention I won this time
↳yourusername first and last time you got a higher place than me
username4 I can see them having "the winner gets to be on top" kinda bets
↳landonorris 👀
username1 LANDO KNOWS SOMETHING
username11 i told yall, there's too much tension between Y/n and Charles to not be AT LEAST fuck buddies
oscarpiastri What's the longest you can go without being on track?
↳yourusername Mate as I'm writing this I'm waiting for a plane home, won't sit behind the wheel for like a week or more 😭
↳username2 Y/n is dedicated to her job
yourusername είσαι η αγάπη μου❤️🤍
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username1 the red and white hearts?? just saying but they're colors of the Monaco flag
↳username2 and the guy lowkey looks like Charles🤔
username3 looks like Charles? The best you can see is the back of his head
username2 and it looks exactly like Charles' 😌
francisca.cgomes Where credits for the last pic?
↳username4 KIKA WHAT ARE U DOING HERE
↳yourusername Pierre said not to tag either of you 😭 safety reasons or something 🙄
username4 AND PIERRE IS THERE?
username3 Okay, she's in a relationship, y'all can stop shipping Charles with her
↳username5 wdym 💀 this is literally Charles
username3 And y'all say that based on the back of his head, delusional
oscarpiastri @/landonorris and I want an invitation next time
↳yourusername Sorry pookie, it's not for kids
landonorris I'm not a kid
yourusername Then don't act like one
username5 lmao Ferrari had no idea they're getting a sassy queen
username6 Y/n is in love 🥹
↳username2 She's winning, she's in love, what else could a girl want?
username7 Not the soft launch as if we didn't know it's literally her teammate
username1 WHAT.
username2 I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU.
username3 You know it's totally normal for friends to hang out? I'd take it as they finally made up
↳username2 UP OR OUT
↳username4 they totally look like just friends, sure😐
username5 IN HER HOMETOWN 😭 HE MET HER FAMILY
↳username7 I'm super curious how it went. "Mom, dad, this is Charles my teammate, I hate his guts. Oh, and we're also lovers"
username6 So where is the person who said they can die happily when CharlesY/n turns out to be real?
↳username2 dead probs lmao
username7 The power couple we needed 😭
username8 imagine their PR team lurking onto gossip pages seeing this
↳username1 I know FOR A FACT that the pr people do look at the gossip accounts
username9 Y'all remember how once someone said Y/n will hook up with half the grid? Staring with the teammate is easy, let's see who'll be next
↳username3 Yeah, I'm so surprised it didn't happen earlier
↳username2 stay mad lol Y/n is living her best life with the man she loves
username5 THIS and it doesn't matter that they met through being on the same team
username6 They knew each other before tho! Y/n used to be friends with Arthur, so she def met Charles in the past
username3 Oh so she tried to get with Arthur but because it didn't work out she went for Charles?
username6 That's literally not what I said. She was friends with Arthur. FRIENDS
username3 You know there's no such thing as friendship between a man and a woman?
username6 look at who is delulu now 🤡 I'm not having this conversation
charles_leclerc Partners on and off the track
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username1 Man literally said fuck a soft launch 😭
↳username2 as he should! we've been dying for them to announce it
yourusername Je t'aime 🩷
↳charles_leclerc Je t'aime avec tes défauts et tes qualités
yourusername EXCUSE ME
yourusername DO YOU THINK I CANT USE TRANSLATOR?
yourusername WHAT "DÉFAUTS" YOU MEAN? I HAVE NO DÉFAUTS
charles_leclerc That's adorable ❤️
pierregasly Remind me, who took the first photo? 🤔
↳yourusername Kika did 🫶 @/francisca.cgomes
francisca.cgomes First and foremost I am the biggest CharlesY/n fan
pierregasly But you took the pic with my phone, I am the author just as much 🙄
francisca.cgomes No❤️
landonorris OH
landonorris I thought you won't have the balls to hard launch
↳yourusername The balls are there indeed
yourusername And more
landonorris EWWWW TMI
yourusername 😐
landonorris exactly my face rn
oscarpiastri So that's why Lando and I weren't invited
↳yourusername It's a couples trip 🤷♀️ there wasn't space for the Aussie and his emotional support extrovert
oscarpiastri fuck Lando, what about the Aussie and his GIRLFRIEND?
oscarpiastri Because I do have a girlfriend, you know?
landonorris HEY that's mean
logansargeant I can't say I didn't see it coming
↳username1 We all did, Logan
↳yourusername You were literally the first person I told about my crush on Charles...
logansargeant But who said I believed it would work out?
oscarpiastri HE was the first to know?
yourusername And you were the first to know about the night Charles spent in my hotel room in Monaco
charles_leclerc You talk to them about these things, chérie?
yourusername Don't act like you didn't run to Lando to tell him all about it on the next day
username4 So the theories were real after all, the spicy night in Y/n's hotel room was the cause of their argument
↳username3 She didn't say that...
username4 But it's obvious. Look - the night happened, they felt weird about it and boom there goes the argument. It makes a lot of sense
username5 However it happened, I'm glad it happened
username6 What happens now? Are they even allowed to be a couple?
↳username7 wdym allowed lol it's better than if they were from different teams, they'd have to sign NDA or something
username6 Isn't the team worried they'll distract each other or something?
username7 At least they'll be traumatized together
scuderiaferrari 🇬🇷❤️🇲🇨
↳username6 The team is indeed not worried
yourusername The benefits of having birthday during the summer break
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username1 I love the Y/n and Charles/Kika and Pierre friend group
↳username2 they're everything I want fr
username4 okay but I NEED to know whose idea the cake was
↳username2 I would expect it from Logan and Oscar, honestly, but they weren't in Greece with them
↳yourusername ofc it was Kika's idea!!
francisca.cgomes and I'm proud of it
logansargeant It hurts to know you're making new friends 🙄
↳yourusername I figured I needed some girl friend after spending so much time with you and Oscar 🙄
logansargeant Do you even remember about us anymore?
oscarpiastri I bet 10 of your american dollars that she doesn't
yourusername how could I forget? You two still haunt me in my nightmares 🫶
username1 lmao Charles wakes up screaming box box and Y/n wakes up screaming what's a kilometer and shoe thongs 😭
yourusername that's an accurate description
charles_leclerc I swear I once heard you talk in your sleep something about running a mile in shoe thongs
yourusername And I don't even know how long a mile is, so you can only imagine how terrifying that was
lewishamilton Happy birthday to my favorite rookie
↳yourusername Every time you appear in my comment section I cry a little
lewishamilton The good tears I hope?
yourusername happiness tears of course😭
username5 Do y'all think Charles is jealous seeing his gf interact with THE Lewis Hamilton?
↳username2 No? Why? Lewis is Y/n's idol so obviously she's gonna fangirl a lil
username6 Y/n being a WAG and a driver at the same time, iconic
username7 My fav wag duo for real
#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#formula 1 x reader#charles leclerc x reader#f1 smau#f1 social media au#Charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc imagine#Charles leclerc smau#Charles leclerc social media au
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drive me crazy ! (smau)
pairing: bsf!mason mount x reader (+ minimal jadon sancho x reader)
summary: you and mason are just friends, he's just not into sharing you with his teammates ! (face claim: jorja douglas)
note: forgive me for this contains profanities and suggestiveness 😞✋
now playing drive ME crazy ! by lil yachty...
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user92 fittest girl around
masonmount your antisocial ass should've done that a long time ago
yn.jpg i don't need to start any conversation when you're being sociable enough for the two of us 😇
sanchooo10 idk it seems you can hold a conversation pretty well to me
yn.jpg it's all chatgpt's work
sanchooo10 that's what i thought
masonmount
what's going on ?
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wdym
masonmount
jadon ?
really ?
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what you asking for tho 🤨🤨
there's nothing going onnnn
yet 🤭
masonmount
shut up.
you said you'd never date a footballer
or am i the only one getting this treatment 😞
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stop spreading misinformation ‼️
i'm not dating him
masonmount
if you wanted to fuck a footballer you should've just asked me smh
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are you saying i'm ran through sir ?
bold coming from you
he's the one who dmed me anyways 🙄
and you wouldn't have given me his number
gatekeeper
masonmount
yeah ur right
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masonmount you really ditched me for this guy ? [this comment has been deleted by its author]
sanchooo10 ur unreal
sanchooo10 u can be my passenger princess anytime you want 🫶
masonmount i'm still her favourite driver bro 😹😹 [this comment has been deleted by its author]
masonmount beautiful ❤️
yn.jpg thank you my masey mase 🫶🫶
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masonmount καλωσήρθατε (welcome)
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madders okay slim shady
yn.jpg do blondes really have more fun ?
masonmount not when you're here
yn.jpg stop lying you're so happy i came here
masonmount you what here 😧
yn.jpg who dyed your hair ?? she did such a good job 😻
masonmount idk but she kept hitting on me i think i'm gna block her
yn.jpg and i think you're delusional
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sanchooo10 very hot indeed
yn.jpg thank uuu
masonmount more delusional than me [this comment has been deleted by its author]
masonmount i am no better than a man 😞
yn.jpg idk how to tell u this...
masonmount i look so good on this pic
yn.jpg i should have thrown you off the ship when i had the opportunity 😪
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masonmount my girl my girl my girl
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declanrice finally
judebellingham finally
benchilwell finally
ur.bsf finally
ur.bsf took you long enough 🙄
masonmount took ME long enough ?????
yn.jpg i thought i was gna get my driver's license before it happened ngl
masonmount @yn.jpg AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT HUH ?
yn.jpg always keep your football playing best friends close 🤩🤞
masonmount acting like you didn't reject me a hundred times over 10 years
yn.jpg i'm not sure that's something u wanna say on beyonce's internet bae
yn.jpg oh how much i love you
masonmount idk i thought you liked a certain someone more than me tho
yn.jpg that's cause jealousy looks good on you 🤭
#a litle something before i get to my written fics#little*#hope u like it 🫶#mason mount x reader#mason mount blurb#mason mount imagine#mason mount#mason mount fanfic#mason mount smau#mason mount x you#football one shot#football fanfic#football fluff#football imagine#football x reader#footballer imagine#mason mount one shot#football smau
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so i'm rereading trc with my friend and we're currently on bllb and i just read chapter 30 and in it blue's asking malory what gansey used to be like before he moved to henrietta and the gansey that malory describes to blue is so different from the gansey she currently knows and i just cant stop thinking about it.
first off, malory describes gansey as "small" as in not just his height but as in gansey was young and it makes sense because at the time gansey was 15 but it just kind of does something to my heart when i think about young, small gansey trying to figure out why he's still alive.
malory then goes on to say, "He was still trying to prove that he hadn't just hallucinated. He was still quite obsessed with the event [his death] itself." gansey first died when he was 10 and to be obsessing over your death for FIVE years trying to convince others but mostly yourself that you didn't make it up that you actually died and not some part of a childs imagination it must've fucked with him so bad???
then malory tells blue exactly how obsessed gansey was with his death and was to the extent that he was always drawing bees and hornets and "Got screaming nightmares over it- he had to get his own place since I couldn't sleep with it [...] Sometimes these fits would happen in the day, too. We'd just be toddling through some riding path in Leicestershire and next thing I knew he'd be on the ground clawing his face like a mental patient." the gansey that blue currently knows doesnt act like that but this was only two years prior its fucking INSANE and it's here blue starts to think about the facade gansey had learned to throw up since he was a kid.
AND IT GETS WORSE SOMEHOW?? earlier in bllb in chapter 3, gansey talks about how he felt like running and how it had been a long time since he had felt that way. at the time it didn't make sense like wdym by that gansey but then back in chapter 30 malory tells blue how gansey just disappeared one day. left most of his bags and left without a word to anyone not even his family who then called malory to ask for gasneys whereabouts. "He picked himself up and moved on so easily, so quickly. He had done it so many times before England, Jane, and it was old hat to him."
it makes blue rethink every conversation she had with gansey previously, similarly to when adam heard gansey's voice of fear in the cave in chapter one where gansey had the panic attack because its around this book where the gangsey start to figure, as blue puts it, "It was more like the Gansey she'd seen was a partial truth."
it's so very easy to pass off ganseys insecurities and his feelings about how he should comfort other people but they shouldn't do the same for him because he's had it the easiest (his words not mine) because he himself skips over it so fast. like he'll mention something and then act like he's never thought or said it, like its something normal which really isnt and then it slowly makes sense that gansey throughout the series, starts to lose that mask (there's multiple masks but thats a conversation for another time) and the readers and the gangsey get to see what the real gansey is like instead of the bulletproof, untouchable gansey they're used to seeing.
the idea of gansey running is insane in a good way because its nothing like the gansey we know, plus paired with the fact about how young gansey has me clawing at the walls because he's just this kid desperate to prove he wasn't hallucinating, trying to find some purpose to his life before he finds it in henrietta. a kid who was still terrified of his death who relived it, screaming every night who still had panic attacks anywhere and everywhere and would end up clawing at himself because there's hornets everywhere. a kid who doesn't stay in one place too long who learns to put on an easy smile to convince everyone okay and gets so good at it that it works and people think that hes normal and okay when he's anything but.
idk pre canon gansey is something that i need to inject into my bloodstream and analyse in a lab.
#thinking about the different masks gansey has is so crazy like gansey on fire the gansey his family sees the gansey aglionby sees#SORRY LONG POST#FUCKKKK GO TO THERAPY GANSEY#chapter 30 bllb has changed my life in insane ways#i dont think i can ever be the same#richard gansey#trc#the raven cycle#bllb#adam parrish#blue sargent#idk malorys last name sorry
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Btw this contains spoilers to different books.
*Regulus reading*
Regulus: reading is so relaxing.
Sirius: since when?
Regulus: wdym?
Sirius: well….
Regulus reading:
Regulus: FUCK YOU GALE YOU KILLED PRIM!!!!!! *dramatically throws book at wall*
Regulus: *realises what he’s done and runs to book* IM SO SORRY BOOK!!!! I’LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!
Regulus: PIP BREAKS UP WITH RAVI!!!????? WHYYYYYYYYYYY *falls to floor crying*
Regulus: *screaming* BETH DIES WHILST AMY IS IN EUROPE AND JUST TURNED DOWN FRED’S PROPOSAL BECAUSE SHE LOVES LAURIE!!!!???? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sirius: What happened now in your fucking book?
Regulus: BETH DIED OF CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Great.
Regulus: WHAT THE FUCK SIRIUS SHE DIED!!!! *punches sirius*
During conversation at start:
Sirius: See my point?
Regulus: Je bent een verdomde homo.
Sirius: I know I’m a fucking gay bastard.
Regulus: let me read now.
Sirius: Fine. *Leaves room to play electric guitar extremely loud*
Regulus: FUCK YOU SIRIUS
#regulus black#marauders#incorrect marauders quotes#sirius & regulus#sirius black#the black brothers#books and reading#james potter#jegulus#marauders era#remus lupin#wolfstar#dead gay wizards#james and regulus#dune part two
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My theory is that Jm and Jk are making this content together because they are the most succeesful members.
Hybe will never acknowledge Jm’s popularity in any other way, but are going to make him do this content with Jk to make money off of him
That’s it, that’s why is the 2 of them, not V or Rm because jikook got both no 1 on bb etc
Wdym it wasn't Jungkook and Taehyung the it couple, the most successful members whose debut everyone was waiting for and counting on to make history?????
Okay, now that I'm done with the sarcasm...
Aside from the fact that it was something Jimin wanted to do, why did the company suddenly think of it and agreed to it now. (Unless we eventually find out other details about why and how, but I don't know if I'm even going to be here when that happens, so).
Jungkook and Jimin is a pairing that has always worked in many ways, like with the couple of dance units they've had in BTS stages. Or the couple of songs they've sung together, etc.
Apart from that, yes they are the most popular (read popular as in people OUTSIDE OF THE FANDOM have seen them/interacted with their content or music at some point/etc), so all in all I agree that their individual popularity could be a reason.
That's also related to the reach the content has. I've never been one of those people that cry about jikook not being loved; I never cared about that for several reasons that are not relevant right now. One of the reasons that's relevant tho, is that taekook might get the most likes or retweets on their content... but nobody causes conversation the way Jimin does. Whether it's good or bad, Jungkook or Taehyung each on their own, or together, they don't cause conversation. I'm not gloating or anything about Jimin getting hate because I hate it, and I hate when people are like "oh jimin they're hating on you you'll always be famous", but it's a fact that whenever Jimin is involved in something, people will talk about it. I mean, there's a reason his name can't trend in twitter anymore because of the volume of tweets in which he's mentioned every day.
Another thing, probably unpopular, many probably won't get it, and I think that people just don't realize it's happening: Jimin makes Jungkook look good. He makes Jungkook looked loved and worthy of being loved.
Not too long ago I rewatched the hunger games and in the first movie something happens with Katniss and Peeta, I think it was him saying he was in love with her or something. And Haymitch says it was good that Peeta had said that because he'd made Katniss looked desirable. Now, she was perceived as the object of affection of someone.
It's something I've talked about before, how the narrative about Jungkook and the way people perceived him changed when his ships got bigger attention.
This happens to a large scale with all of BTS members, btw. We're just talking specifically about two right now, but the "X member loves Y member, how could you hate them?!" is probably the biggest example of that.
So, there's that too. Jimin's way of treating Jungkook has A LOT of weight on what people think of Jungkook. It might even be a reason of why some pjms can't even stick to one side and are more or less constantly changing their feelings about him.
That's also why I think that if it was solely and exclusively the company calling Jimin up to do this, it was tailored to happen around Jungkook's debut and not before. Because it is good for Jungkook's image.
Finally, Jimin being Jimin. I think many people do a big disservice to Jimin when they talk about why and don't realize how amazing Jimin's personality is. Jikookers especially overlook how awesome, kind, sweet and great he is. They collectively ignore how every single person who's ever met Jimin has made a point to talk about how sweet and kind he is. To most jikookers It's all about how he is with Jungkook when a large part of that is not even about Jungkook, but just how Jimin was raised and how he treats everyone he loves.
Jungkook gets to be a lovely maknae bla bla bla. To jikookers, Jimin's selflessness and beautiful soul only gets talked about in relation to Jungkook.
So another factor of the whole thing is that Jimin's got a GREAT personality. Jin, Hoseok, Jimin, they've always been the one lighting up the mood and making people laugh and taking care of everyone. They're the life of the party, literally. And the company must realize this, too. They're not stupid. They know what works for entertainment and what doesn't. Didn't Jungkook say in that preview that as soon as Jimin arrived it was chaos? Jimin is genuinely so much fun.
It works because Jimin is who he is. It's not even about Taehyung and Jungkook, but it wouldn't work with Yoongi and Jungkook, either. It would be boring simply because they're not Jimin. You can watch any live with Jimin + other member and it's almost always interesting and funny because Jimin makes up for a lot of the mood between two people.
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Okay okay so uhmmmm..... I feel like I'm gonna cry from how happy and loved I feel rn...... 🥹🥹🥹💖💖 (blue me, pink GF)
So yesterday night, my GF, our 2 friends, and I were watching Fairy Tail (the GMGs specifically), and I started teasing my GF about something that's gonna happen later on in the show (lovingly, ofc). When I got back from getting something to drink, I walked up to my GF and smiled, being a brat. She scoffed and held out her hand (does this whenever she wants me to sit next to her or on her lap). I took her hand and she yanked me onto her lap. A few seconds passed and she started poking my sides before she really started tickling, scribbling across my sides and kissing my neck (I was so happy 🥰😊💖)
When all was said and done, the match between Mirajane and Jenny started and ngl..... I got a bit jealous cuz IK how much my GF loves Mirajane as well as a lot of other women in Fairy Tail..... and it kinda got under my skin. When I told her this before we went to bed, she started teasing me about it, saying "Karma" before tickling me AGAIN 😳💖 (it made me feel better)
Later on that night, I randomly asked my GF, "How do you do it?" She replied with "WDYM?" "I know we're together and normally asking for things or expressing our concerns helps better our communication skills, but..... it's hard for me, y'know?" "Asking for what... in what regard? You mean when I~....?" (Rated R stuff I won't get into) "Not just that, it's...."
Bro when I tell you this conversation was so flustering omgggg 😳🤭🫣 but it has a good ending
"Often times when I'm sad or upset, I.... sometimes want to ask you to.... tickle me cuz it'll cheer me up but.... it's really hard to do that...." My GF turned over and said, AND I QUOTE, "Well, why don't we come up with a word or phrase to tell me you want that, even if there are... prying eyes...."
BROOOOO WTFFF 😳😳😳 I SWEAR TO FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING WHEN SHE SAID THAT!!!! 🫣🥰🥹💖I AM LITERALLY LIVING OUT MULTIPLE TICKLE FANFICS RN WTFFFF💖💖💖💖
After some thinking, we settled on the phrase "necesito sonreir" which means "I need to smile." Simple yet effective
I swear to fuck I have never been more happy in my life rn, omggggg.💖🫶🏾🥰 Now whenever I want tickles (whether I'm in a good mood or bad mood) I just say that phrase and I get tickles. Omgggg I'm legit tearing up rn, broooo🥹🥹🥹
Yeah so that's my little TT (tickle tea) for the week. I'll probably post more if anything happens after this. Might make a series off this who knows, I'll start tagging these as #tickle tea stories
Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @lovelymessybubbly @otomiyaa @sunstone-smiles
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My Perfect Girl
Word Count: 1.2k
Summary: your friends leave you feeling more insecure than you already were, but Ellie comforts you and yells at your dickhead friends
Cw: body insecurity, mentions of feeling/being fat+ugly, troubles eating
You struggled to breathe as you lied in bed curled into a ball, crying your eyes out. Your crying fit had been a result of a rather hurtful conversation with your "friends." Your body faced the wall as tour hands came to cover your face, your palms wetting with tears. Time passed, you didn't know how much, but you'd heard a voice behind you and the bedroom door creaking open.
"Baby? What's going on, what happened?" Ellies voice was laced with concern and worry as she rushed to your side, rubbing your back.
You sniffled as you turned to face her, tears still streaming down your face as you picked up your phone and opened up your grouochat then handing it to her. Your breaths were ragged and quick as you watched her read, hee brows furrowed in worry quickly arched with anger as she did.
Y/n: guys I feel like I look bad today *image attached*
Ryan: wdym
Rosa: yeah u look the same lol
Y/n: idk like I feel ugly and like fat :(
Ryan: I don't see any difference 💀
Rosa: ong you look like u always do
Ryan: yeah ur just being dramatic lmao
Rosa: she probably just wants attention to be really honest
Ryan: omg you're right tho, fishing for compliments haha
Y/n: guys stop I'm not kidding.
Ryan: come on yk were right
Rosa: yeah just calm down bro
Y/n: whatever I'm done talking to you guys.
"What the fuck." Ellie muttered under her breath.
"Ellie, I look terrible and they're just making fun of me." Your bottom lip quivered.
"Baby, you don't. I promise they're just being assholes for no reason." She tried to reassure you, rubbing at your arm up and down.
You turned away from her, facing the wall again as you cried harder. You couldn't believe a word she said, you just felt insecure. It wasn't the first day you've felt like this, but it never got easier. It was days like these where you couldn't even bring yourself to look in the mirror, shower, or take care of yourself in general.
She let out a deep sigh, bringing a hand to rub your back gently, occasionally combing through your hair with her fingers. She looked at your phone again, then stood to leave the room.
"I'm gonna talk to them." She stated before exiting and calling the group.
Your friends picked up and were confused, seeing Ellies face instead of your own. It's not like they didn't recognize your girlfriend, but they wondered why she was the one calling them.
"Oh hey Ellie." Ryan greeted with a smile.
"Hi. So what the fuck is wrong with you guys?"
Rosa laughed a bit, her brows furrowing.
"What are you talking about?" She asked.
"Whyd you guys say that shit to Y/n? Seriously what kind of fucking friends are you?" She asked in return, as if it was obvious.
"Oh come on, she knows we were kidding!" Ryan argued.
"Yeah, she's probably being dramatic anyways." Rosa chimed in.
"I bet you're only asking because she told you to." Ryan spoke smugly.
"Um, no actually I'm asking because clearly she's upset and you guys are just being assholes. And if she knows you were joking why'd I come home to her crying, hm? Terrible fucking jokes by the way." Ellie argued, feeling angrier at your friends poor reactions.
"She was crying? Oh shit, sorry." Suddenly Ryan seemed to feel bad.
"Yeah you fuckin should be, she's probably gonna be worked uo for days now. Great fucking job you two." And with that Ellie hung up, as she couldn't bear to speak to them any longer.
She shut off your phone and set it at the bedside table, sitting down and glancing over at you as you let out a heavy sigh. You silently cursed as your stomach grumbled.
"Babe, you hungry?" Ellie asked, leaning down to rest her chin on your shoulder.
"No." You lied, shaking your head.
"Ok, well have you eaten today?" She asked, already sure she knew the answer.
"No." You were quiet now, feeling ashamed at your inability to care for yourself, how you know you should be.
"Alright well come on then, let's put something in that belly of yours." She tried to turn you around, take you to the kitchen.
But you wouldn't budge, tears falling from your eyes once again as you shook your head furiously.
"No! I-I'm already fat enough I don't need to eat anymore!" You protested, believing everything you said.
"What? Stop it, that's nonsense and you know it. Come on, just come have something. Please." She frowned as she held your hands in her own, it hurt her to see you so upset.
"I can't." You choked out and she pulled you into a hug.
You immediately leaned into her relaxing touch, wrapping your arms around her back as you nuzzled your head into her shoulder.
"Baby, you can. I know you can, you're stronger than you think. And your body is perfect" She pulled away, holding your face in her hands as she peppered kisses over your face, "I love every part of it, and you. You're amazing and your brain is just lying to you." She reminded you.
"Love you too." You responded, sniffling and leaning your forehead against her own.
You finally followed her to the kitchen, still hesitant but you'd get past that. You sat at the table and watched as she made pasta for the two of you, mainly because she knew it was your comfort food. A smile made its way to your face as she brought over two bowls, giving on to you. Ellie smiled ten times as big as you did, rubbing her thumb over your cheek fondly. It made her happier than anything to see you smiling after you'd had such a tough time that day.
Once you finished eating, Ellie insisted on doing the dishes. You felt bad for not helping out, but she reassured you that she was more than happy to do it herself. She told you to go sit down and pick a movie, and of course you did.
You'd selected something happier, usually you two watched horror together but tonight you just didn't feel like it. You sat with your knees pulled to your chest, a fuzzy blanket engulfing you as you waited for your girlfriend. She was sitting beside you in no time, pulling you into her side. You hummed contently, leaning into her touch with a smile as you leaned your head on her shoulder.
About halfway through the movie, Ellie placed a kiss to your forehead then placed a hand on your chin to make you look at her.
"Is my girl finally feeling better?" She asked.
"Mostly, thank you for helping me." You smiled before leaning in to give her a kiss.
"Of course Baby. You tired yet?" She asked, looking at her watch and noting that it was getting late.
You just nodded before placing your head back on her shoulder and closing your eyes. She chuckled a bit at you, rubbing your side lovingly then letting her head fall against your own as she waited until you fell asleep before carrying you into your shared bedroom. She laid you down then climbed in next to you, pulling you in. You let out a small groan as you hiked your leg over her own, wrapping your arm around her stomach.
A/n: sorry ik it's kinda short! Hope u still liked tho :)))
#ellie williams#ellie x y/n#ellie x reader#ellie x you#ellie williams x y/n#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams x you
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SitH thoughts under the cut for the roughly two people that have read that story:
- why is Y/N so shippable with EVERY character EXCEPT FOR COLT (literally the main love interest)
- like the conversation with reiner on the bridge??? so romantic and for what…wdym you wished you knew each other in a world where you weren’t both terrible people. wdym you’ll meet each other in another life some time. WDYM YOU’LL FIND HER IN THAT NEXT LIFE HUH REINER 🤨🤨🤨🤨
- her and hadrian have a narrative reason to be shipped so ig i can’t complain about that but i still can’t get over the impact that he has had on everyone reading the story. bro was there for 1.5 chapters max and he’s still on everyone’s minds even now. those pseudo-italian genetics are strong i suppose
- i have actually tried to figure out why it is that friedrich seems like more of a love interest than colt at times though (besides me being the BIGGEST victim of second lead syndrome) and i think i’ve finally got it!!
- the story is essentially Y/N’s life story, and while it was inspired out of a love for colt, the story more so focuses on the effects of things like war on a person (in this case Y/N), and how “cool girl boss beating up and killing people and getting no trauma from it” is a trope that just doesn’t make sense. so Y/N was created first and foremost to be a way to depict these impacts and to be a character that does questionable things and is faced with real consequences for them instead of just being hailed as a hero
- meanwhile colt is a character i’ve borrowed from isayama, so i can’t do much about his base characterization (although i’ve certainly pushed the limits on that), but i was the person to make friedrich, and as his writer, i can say that he was quite literally created just to love Y/N. of course he does other things and has other relationships and (hopefully) seems like a character that has more to him than just ‘being in love with Y/N’, but that doesn’t change the fact that at his core, being in love with Y/N is his narrative purpose, just like showing Y/N the other sides of war is hadrian’s. this is especially hard for me to navigate when writing because i have to show that while also trying to make sure that he doesn’t take over the story (which is after all a colt fic).
- i would say that in the beginning, her and colt were closer due to their more compatible personalities, but her during (and post) war personality is much more in line with friedrich’s just because he’s a lot more cynical and blunt. i’m somewhat limited by the canon in terms of how things like athyae affect colt because he does have a generally kind and almost naive?? personality in the small crumbs we get of him in the show, so i have to balance that with also making sure that everything he goes through does have an effect on who he is as a person the way it does on friedrich and Y/N
- this story is going to be so sad in the end. like it’s already probably my least happy work just because of the grim stuff that it covers, but i would like to reemphasize that Y/N’s life…is not that great. i think she’s my most tragic Y/N because everything that happened to her was brought about by a choice she made — to be a warrior candidate, which is not something she was forced to do. the L/Ns were decently well off, her parents loved her, and she was generally happy if not bored with her life pre-candidacy. but then she made that one fatal mistake and now she’s become what she is and she can never really leave and it leads to a general life of pain anguish and suffering (although i will say that my best friend heard my plans for the ending and said that it was relatively happy compared to what i normally write, so take that as you will)
- i forgot how self-aware the characters are at some points. there’s this one scene where friedrich and colt literally make fun of how many guys like Y/N (because at the end of the day she’s still Y/N duh ofc she’s beautiful everyone likes her) and it’s so unserious…even despite how heavy the fic can get there is some levity here and there which i forgot about tbh. but the story will literally go from Y/N having a crisis about something to friedrich and colt saying some bs like “i really admire [him] for not being one of the many men to instantly fall in love with you” “true seems like he really had remarkable self-restraint” “what a commendable fellow”
- i love marek and i am very sorry for what i put him through but would i do it again?? yes. also he and Y/N are rlly cute together
- at this point i’ve gotten so attached to these characters that i could genuinely write fics about them. like fanfics about a literal fanfic. fanfiception.
- atm i think writing one of those otome isekai stories (they are my guilty pleasure) with Y/N from this fic specifically would be so fucking funny and honestly i might do it just for personal enjoyment but idk if i would ever post it because it would be such a derivative work that anyone going into it expecting an aot fic would be angry and disappointed because the only aot character in it would be colt and idek if Y/N would end up with him in such an au
- okay most of these were about Y/N’s relationships with every character BESIDES colt but her and colt honestly are really sweet together
- he cares about her so much and honestly there are many times where i’ll be writing and i’m like “nah colt deserves better” because he is SO patient with her it’s insane
- on a similar note i think it’s crazy how we’re almost at 150k words and there’s been ONE kiss (which barely even counts because it WASN’T WITH COLT)
- but at the same time the lack of romance is kind of on purpose because Y/N is NOT in a mental state to be in a relationship atm and i hate that whole trope of ‘getting a romantic partner and getting over your trauma immediately’ as that’s just not realistic. colt and friedrich are there to love and support Y/N but all three of them know that the way they are currently is not conducive to being with someone long term. there’s a lot of trauma there that needs to be resolved and spoiler alert it will not be for a very very long time
- there’s so many interesting dynamics that Y/N will have with future characters that i’m excited to write but they’re all like 200k-300k words away which is killinggg me
- ship in the harbor will definitely be my longest story and i’ve changed a lot both as a writer and a person since beginning it, so it’s super special to me. thank you so much to everyone who reads it and comes up with theories about it and falls in love with its characters — i know it’s such a niche fic and it’s been rough at times and i’m so spotty with updating it, but i really do love this little version of the warrior candidacy program and what was going on in marley while the scouts were busy doing their own thing. here’s to many more chapters (but hopefully not too many more years) of me stealing what i want from isayama and filling in the rest as i please, so that this entire mess of a story comes together into something that’s somewhat comprehensible and makes at least one person cry
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So I've read on the dead bird app that what people blame Ray for is " not getting everything out before they went to sleep" and "the lack of communication" and frankly... I disagree? It got me thinking.
The issue is that he can't just "get everything" out bc (i think) he's still not entirely figured it out himself. He doesn't know what the "everything" really is. He's trying to do it, he's (trying) moving on from mew, he's getting feelings for sand, but it's not like an on and off switch, he's got to work it out himself (and he's not good with dealing with emotions if you havent noticed yet) and this whole situation was dumped at them very suddenly while in quite vulnerable state too (they are both drunk and high, thats not a good condition to deal with complicated feelings, believe me).
It's probably not the best time to try to make an attempt to explain something he himself doesn't entirely understand yet. This day was just to get to be closer, just to try to switch the focus, get to know sand, I don't think he realizes what his feelings really are yet, he's just vibing with sand, getting there, not even aware of what's going on in sands mind at the same time too.
I think in rays mind it's just that he fucked up again, he's burden again, he's wrong and he doesn't know how to explain himself. Everything is a mess, and it's not even boston's fault probably, but Ray's: for not figuring out his emotions clearly at this point. Because of course it is
And sand is hurt.
He doesn't want to listen.
Ray's a burden.
I don't think having such deep conversations when the emotions are so raw and so unclear is the best idea - its easy to choose wrong words and deepen the wound, it's easy to misinterpret, to make it worse.
I think that it would be better for them to calm down, sober up, sit down together and talk, deeply, explain where they are at, both of them.
But I doubt this will happen. They are not the most emotionally stable pair and wdym COMMUNICATION IN A DRAMA?? Never heard of her lol
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Hii Brie! Its been a while lol but how have you beeeeen? I sent a message a while back about the manhwas but i dunno if you got it or not LMAO I don't really understand tumblr 😭
Anyway, do you happen to have any Mingyu fic ideas coming up? 😋 I absolutely love the way you write him (iirc I mentioned how New Rules was one of the first svt fics I read) and I'd love to see another gyu fic whenever 💗
Take care always<3
- jihoon recs anon (whos actually a gyuldaengie-woozidan) 🫡📚
I actually did get that ask I just didn't want to respond until I had read all of the manhwas but I like cried when i got that ask cause wdym you actually read it and wdym you suggested me some to read that is so so sweet.
BUT thank you for this ask because this is the ONE thing that I can answer to that is not letting you down. I AM WRITING A MINGYU FIC.
I don't know if you remember me last year talking about a mingyu christmas fic, but i never finished it and IT"S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN
so. teaser:
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All things in life happen for a reason.
That’s what you told yourself like a mantra whenever you weren’t sure where your life was headed. When you were graduating high school and only got into one of your colleges, when your grandpa died and you had to fly out to your hometown for his funeral, even when you lost your job and spent five months unemployed unable to land a job despite your many qualifications.
But the time that echoed the loudest through your brain, the time you depended on it the most was the time that you would live to hate for the rest of your life.
“Walk out that door and we are through.”
When you had made it to Chwe Hansol’s apartment door, you were sobbing and he had a girl hooked to his arm.
In minutes, that girl was gone and you two were alone in his apartment, your head in his lap as you sobbed.
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“I don’t get it,” you stuttered through tears. “We were fine. And then he-“
You hiccupped but before you could say more the door was opening to the apartment. You looked over your shoulder to see a blurry image of short brown hair and tall slender legs.
“I hope you don’t mind,” Hansol said softly. “I invited Dasom over.”
You turned back to Hansol shoving your face into his chest as the tears ran freely down your face. Of course you didn’t mind Dasom being over. Out of everyone in your life Hansol and Dasom were your two favorites. They had been there for you since before Mingyu and you had ever even met. They knew all of the ups and downs of your relationship with him and everything.
Never had you imagined that they would end up seeing the end of it.
“What happened?” Dasom asked, a hand finding it’s way to your back. “Hansol just said that it was an emergency and I needed to come over.”
You pulled out of Hansol’s chest, giving her what had to be an incredibly pathetic look.
“We broke up-”
This time instead of falling into Hansol, you fell against Dasom, burying your face into her neck.
“This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”
“Don’t be so dramatic,” Hansol said bluntly. You looked over at him, shooting him a glare.
“Hey-“
“The world doesn’t end because you stop dating Kim Mingyu.”
“I thought I was going to be with Kim Mingyu for the rest of my life,” you snapped back. “He was supposed to be my last relationship. My ride or die. The man I married.”
“How did this even happen?” Dasom asked, still completely lost. You looked at her.
“He thought I cheated on him.”
“Which is stupid,” Hansol inserted.
“Well it wasn’t baseless!” You protested. You dug your phone out of your pocket, clumsily unlocking it and shoving the phone in Dasom’s face.
“This is why he thought I cheated and honestly? I’m starting to think I did cheat on him.”
Dasom took your phone, confusion settling itself on her face as she scrolled through the conversation.
“You cheated on Mingyu?” She asked in disbelief.
“Of course I didn’t!” You protested.
“Then who is Byungho?” She asked.
“Who is Byungho?” You agreed loudly. “Do you know a Byungho? I don’t. Hansol doesn’t. No one does! But who would believe that with that conversation on my phone.”
Hansol scoffed and took the phone from Dasom’s hands, looking at the conversation himself.
“Obviously Mingyu should know you better than this. This person doesn’t even text like you.”
“I think he was too busy having his heart broken to analyze the way that I was texting,” you said bluntly. “So instead he just broke mine too.”
You broke down into sobs earning yourself a sigh of sympathy from Dasom.
“What are you going to do? You and Mingyu were perfect together,” Dasom said. “You’ve got to get him back.”
“There’s no getting him back, he blocked me on everything,” you replied between your tears. “And I tried to go back to our apartment but Soonyoung threatened to take legal action if I showed up again.”
“What a-”
“He’s just being a good friend,” you interrupted shooting yet another glare at Hansol. “I can’t even be mad I’m just… Completely and utterly helpless and I’m never going to be in love ever again.”
“Hey-“
When you didn’t look up Dasom’s hands fell on your cheeks, forcing you to look at her.
“You’re going to fall in love again. Everything is going to be okay.”
You nodded at her, but your heart didn’t really match the optimism.
“Besides, who knows? Maybe this will all blow over and Mingyu will take you back.”
But weeks of staring at your phone waiting for that phone call turned into months, and before you knew it all your stuff was in Hansol’s apartment and he was the first person that you saw every day.
Now, you were the you after Kim Mingyu.
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Love you!
Mammon x GN!MC
TW// None! Unless you wanna call fluff a trigger warning or smth haha.. What? N-no there’s nothing suspicious happening wdym?🤨 no you’re just looking into it a little too much! I swear! Nothings wrong! Just- Just go on and read it already okay? Okay! Later!
AHA YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED AND FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP YAHAHAHA- uh- oh- you- you saw right through me? Ah..- well- em- damn, my trap has failed and you have trapped the trapper by trapping the trapper in their own trap🧍🏻 welp uh- happy April fools lol even though I’m late by like 4-5 days BUT ITS STILL APRIL SO- idk haha
TW!! Angst(what you thought this wasn’t gonna be angst🤨), mammon runs away like always, Lucifer being Lucifer, Leviathan is an asshole like always, do I always have to give extremely stupid hints to what happens? I dont know, Asmo’s make up gets ruined, Satan gets angry, Beel becomes sad, Belphegor is also an asshole
Happy readings :D
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“Where did the damn fool go this time.”
Lucifer scowled as he stared at the unoccupied seat beside him, tucked in under the table. Leviathan snorted at Lucifer’s comment, “Come on Lucifer, you really expect Mammon of all demons to come back after all this time? To be honest, I’m enjoying the silence that’s been comfortable sitting in the house ever since he left!”
Asmo chimed in to their conversation, “As much as I love not having my things being stolen by that bastard, he’s never stayed away for this long! Usually he just comes crawling back like the trash he is begging for grim within three days!” Beel sighed as he agreed with Asmo, “Asmo’s right, he’d usually come back by now. Or earlier if anything..”
Belphegor scoffed, “Are you really worrying about Mammon?? The literal scum of the earth?? He’d be better off dying somewhere in an alleyway near the casino’s that coming back here just to be a nuisance to all of us.”
As soon as those words left Belphegor’s mouth, your DDD rang. Every one of them stared at you as you pulled your DDD from your back pocket. You noticed that the caller ID was none other than the second oldest avatar, Mammon. Satan, who was looking at your DDD from over your shoulder, groaned in annoyance as he recognized the caller, “Don’t bother picking up MC, he’s probably just gonna ask you to send him some grim or something. How much more pathetic could he be? Honestly he’s embarrassing to even be around.”
You narrowed your eyes at Satan’s words and picked up Mammon’s call just to spite him, “Hello? Mammon??”
“H-Hey MC..” He greeted you with a heavy tone. He sounded so out of breath and in pain. His breathing was heavy, uneven and shaky, like he was dying or something..“Wha- A-Are you okay?? Why are you breathing so hard?? Do you-“
Mammon cut you off, “Are the guys with you..? I-if so.. can you put me on speaker?” Although confused at his request, you obey his ask and put him on speaker. Lucifer quirked a brow, “What are you doing?” You didn’t spare Lucifer a glance as you held your DDD in the palm of your hand. The brothers started to crowd around you as mammon’s heavy breathing was heard from the other end.
Asmo cringed at the sound of his heavy breathing, “Mammon if you’re trying to seduce MC over the phone, you’re gonna have to do better tha-“ Once again, Mammon spoke over him, “I’m just gonna cut to the chase. I’m sorry that I couldn’t have been a good brother.”
Mammon’s sudden apology caught all of you off guard. Why was he apologizing? What did he mean? What happened? What’s going on?
“I’m sorry I was always in debt to other demons and witches. I’m sorry for coming home drunk off my ass every once in a while. I’m sorry I couldn’t fix my spending habits. I-“ He started coughing and wheezing, like he was having trouble breathing. The sound of him struggling to breathe worried you deeply. The sound of him spitting something out of his mouth immediately caught your worried attention, “Mammon?! Mammon are you alright?! Where- Where are you?! Do you need me to come get you?! Mammon, answer me!!”
Mammon’s voice rung through each of your ears. He sounded so weak.. Like he was about to let go at any moment, “I have to go.. That’s it.. I think-.. I don’t think I have much time left-“ more coughing rang through the air. He was choking at this point. “I don’t have anything else to say.. Mc.. I.. I love you..!” At this point, you were crying your eyes out. Snot and tears running down your face as you screamed and cried till your heart stopped hurting. The brothers were long gone, having left to search for mammon before he met his foreboding end. Asmo had stayed behind to console you and grieve the death of Mammon with you.
As you were denial, you still dialed Mammon’s number to try and have him pick up. Begging for him to pick up as you cried hysterically. Continuously, you failed to connect a call. It couldn’t end this way! It just couldn’t!! You wouldn’t allow it.
Asmo hugged you tightly as he wailed like a woman who just lost her child. His make up was smeared and ruined. Ink dyed tears ran down his cheeks as he wept with you in his arms. Clinging onto him like he was your lifeline, you mourned together.
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Lucifer soared through the air as quick as he could to Mammon’s current location, heavy in denial that his sweet and precious baby brother was dying. Arriving at Mammon’s location, Lucifer was brought to tears. Mammon laid in a pool of his own ink black blood. He had cuts and scratches from all over his body. His pure snow white hair was now dyed an ugly black. One of his wings snapped in half as it laid limply on the floor.
Lucifer nearly let the tears fall when Mammon weakly craned his head to look up at his imposing figure. Faintly, almost going unheard, Mammon spoke.
“Luce..? What are you doing here..?”
Rushing to Mammon’s side, Lucifer picked him up without a word. Spreading his wings and taking to the sky, Lucifer hurriedly rushed to the demon kings castle. Mammon, as if knowing what he was doing, gripped the area near Lucifer’s chest. Confused, agitated, and worried, Lucifer asked, “Mammon, what are you doing?”
Mammon’s grip tightened as much as it could, “There’s no point in taking me to Barbatos or Lord Diavolo.. I’m not gonna make it.” At Mammon’s words, Lucifer pushed himself to fly even faster, “No! Y-You’ll make it! You won’t die, You’ll live! Then we can go back to living in the house of lamentation! And it-“ A hand was felt on Lucifer’s cheek as they came to a complete stop in front of the gates of the demon kinds castle. “Wh-What are you-“ “There’s no use in trying to save a life that’s already dead..”
It was as if someone just threw Lucifer into the Antarctic ocean. Mammon smiled at him just as the castle doors opened up.
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The moment Lucifer returned home, he was immediately bombarded with questions about Mammon from his four younger brothers.
“Where’s Mammon?”
“What happened to Mammon?
“Why isn’t Mammon with you?!”
“Where did you leave Mammon?!”
Lucifer looked at them with dull, puffy red eyes. Signaling that he didn’t want to talk about it and left for his study but Satan refused to be left without an answer, “Lucifer, where’s Mammon?!”
Lucifer ignored Satan’s calls and continued to ascend the stairs. Satan, having enough of Lucifer’s silent treatment, screamed out continuous insults at him. Forcing the eldest to answer his question with growing irritation.
“Mammon is gone.”
Just like Lucifer, Satan had broke out into a cold sweat.
“Wh-what..?”
Lucifer glanced over his shoulder to stare Satan straight in the eye, “Mammon. Is gone. He’s dead. And he’s not coming back. Not to me. Not to us.”
Satan shook his head in denial, “N-no.. You’re lying!”
Lucifer continued to stare over his shoulder, “And why would I lie about this? My brother is gone. There’s no reason to lie about this.” And with that, Lucifer was gone before anyone else could open their mouth.
Leviathan stood there, processing the sudden information of his older brother. Mammon? Dead? How- No- No! How could- What- Why?!- Just!.. Why..? Running to his room, he indulged in his games and anime to make the pain go away. He couldn’t cry! Crying was for normies! So then why was he crying anyways? Salty tears fell down his cheeks like waterfalls. How could this be?
Satan stormed up to his room. Slamming his door and immediately destroying everything in his wake. Tearing books apart, throwing vases, destroying his bookshelves. Nothing could satisfy his rage, so he screamed. He screamed and screamed at the top of his lungs until his throat was sore and he could no longer make noise. Angry tears running down his face the whole time.
Too tired from crying earlier, Asmo had gone to bed with you in tow before Lucifer had come home. Too exhausted and mentally drained.
Beel immediately broke out in tears, there’s no way that Mammon was dead! No, not Mammon! Mammon’s always been so strong! How could he just die like that?! There’s just no way. Beel wasn’t hungry anymore and left his food half eaten. Leaving with Belphie to sleep away the pain. Hoping that he would wake up and it was all just a bad dream. A really really bad dream..
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BOOM HOW D’YA LIKE THEM APPLES?! Angst, my best genre because it’s the only thing I read on here lol. Honestly I was a little conflicted on writing a happy or sad ending. If you guys do want it enough though, I’ll write an alternate ending haha okay bye peace duces i’m hungry-
#yuuma writes#obey me brothers#om! lucifer#om! mammon#om! leviathan#om! asmodeus#om! satan#om! beelzebub#om! belphegor#om! angst#happy april fools#get trolled lol#does anyone even read the tags???#brothers angst#mammon dies#obey me angst#obey me
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🕸️🦋🥀 for Peony (no i'm not evil wdym)
HEHEHE. Don't worry, I'm evil, too. You've no need to hide.
🕸️ (Spiderweb) - Create a bouquet inspired by your OC! It can be based on their color palette, flower language and symbolism, whatever they like best, or any combination of the three.
Well, obviously there have to be peonies. That one's just kind of a given. As I mentioned in my design for her all grown up, tulips (blue ones, specifically) and crocus have sentimental meaning for her— having originally had sentimental meaning for various members of her family, so they'd have to be there too!
But aside from the more obvious ones... I think she'd also have forget-me-nots (With her seeing it as her duty to remember and honor those that have passed), white lilies, lotus and asphodels (for similar reasons), hydrangeas (representing family roots and persevering love but also arrogance and boasting, which... yeah), and hollyhocks (for ambition).
Is that too many flowers for one bouquet? What's the like... standard for this sort of thing? I suppose going over-the-top in that regard just makes sense considering where she comes from, though.
Interestingly, Peony is moreso associated with dead flowers than living ones, though. So perhaps all of these would be a little bit withered!
🦋 (Butterfly) - Does your OC ‘fear the reaper’, so to speak? If they fused with Morpho Knight, what sort of form would they take on?
Peony has a... complicated, abnormal relationship with death. Not only did she have a near-death experience she blocked out and got superpowers from, giving her the impression that she's some kind of invincible magical girl who can do whatever she wants and escape unscathed, but she's also surrounded by dead people. Death isn't a concept to her in the same way as it is to us, because, "Oh! My friends over there are dead and they're still hanging out with me :)." She sees it as just another stage of life.
That said, her disregard for death's severity also leads to a blatant misunderstanding of its permanence. Not only does she believe she'll never die- or that if she does she'll "find a way out of it," but one of her main goals in life is to find a way to resurrect the ghosts and bring them back for Realsies. She will not listen to anyone when they tell her that is not going to happen.
She's met Morpho Knight a few times. Mostly because of her stubborn defiance and insistence on spitting in death's face.
The first time she ever met it was shortly after her near-death experience. It was extremely angry with the ghosts for intervening in that and threatening to whisk them away to Hades for daring to interfere with the mortal world, but Peony overheard, barged into the conversation and said that if Morpho Knight should punish anyone it should be her, since she was the one who was supposed to die!
It went "okay" and tested her resolve, but when she didn't back down ultimately it didn't have the guts to kill the kid. Stupid Kirby made it go soft. It left, merely giving the group a slap on the wrist and a firm warning to "never break the rules again."
...However, this was Peony's first lesson in learning that she could get away with breaking the rules and only steeled her resolve. She hasn't known the meaning of the word "no" since.
Morpho Knight watches her from a distance, simultaneously admittedly curious about her powers and also wanting to make sure she doesn't get up to too much trouble with them. Occasionally it'll intervene and go "HEY. DON'T FUCKING DO THAT." if she like. Rips someone's soul out of their body and nearly kills them, but for the most part it actually leaves her be.
That said, if she were to ever try and actually go through with her plan to resurrect the dead people, Morpho Knight can and would stop her by force. For all it's softened over the years, it still has a job, and that job is maintaining the balance of life and death. If she were to attempt to undo that balance it would show her none of the same mercy it showed her as a child. It could and would kill her, and eventually it makes this ultimatum known. It's something that very much frustrates and depresses her, because she loves the ghosts a lot and feels like they they're depending on her
But they tell her she's already done so much for her and that she doesn't need to feel bad. Really... they never had the same hope that could ever happen that she did. They had their chance. They lived their lives. They made their mistakes and there's not much they can do about it now. They're lucky to even have a way to communicate with people. They wouldn't ask for more.
I think, in part, the reason Morpho Knight is relatively lenient with Peony is that it's 'training' her. When her own death eventually arrives it thinks her powers could certainly be put to interesting use as a minor grim reaper. She's an apprentice of sorts, even if she doesn't realize it.
I'd love to draw you a Morpho!Peony, but I have like 800 things to illustrate and art has been taking me a ridiculous amount of time to finish recently so that will not be happening. Just have to use your imagination, I suppose.
🥀 (Wilted Rose) - Do they have a Soul form? What would it look and act like? How much control over themselves do they have? Is it still possible to save them, or are they too far gone?
I actually already answered this one! Something-something great (evil) minds think alike ahahaha.
#i'll get around to answering the glock questions#as well as the questions for a few other kirby characters i have in my inbox soon#but life has been hectic so one thing at a time#just know i Will do it eventually
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New Year's Festival!: Chapter 1
wdym it's not january anymore—
next part: (chapter 2)
The active idol unit known as LIPxLIP is comprised of Yujiro and Aizo, two students of Sakuragaoka High School.
Considering the facts that the two of them were raised in completely different environments, and have completely different ways of thinking, they have been butting heads with each other ever since the moment they met… Even so, despite their numerous spats, Yujiro and Aizo have gradually built up a relationship of mutual trust with each other. They have succeeded in growing popular as idols, however—
It happened just after the “HoneyPre 1st Anniversary Live” had ended.
Aizo: What do you want? You suddenly called me out, grinning all weirdly at that.
Hiyori: Heheheh. Yannow, I’ve got some good news for you, Shibasaki!
Hiyori: Wait for it… An offer to appear on a variety programme has arrived for you!
Aizo: A variety programme?
Hiyori: Yup! It’s a popular annual programme in which entertainers and celebs face off in an honest showdown…
Hiyori: And it’s gonna air on New Year’s Day! In other words, you’ll be wearing a hakama when you go on the show!
Hiyori: The TV station will be putting tons of effort into this programme, so you’ll be able to gain new fans if you do well!
Hiyori: Doesn’t it sound great?
Aizo: Yeah. But isn’t it rare for us to get offers from variety programmes?
Aizo: How did this offer even come about?
Hiyori: Heheh. Good question!
Hiyori: The producer had contacted us directly, telling us “We’d love to have Aizo on our show.”!
Hiyori: They’d grown an interest in you after seeing you on a talk show that LIPxLIP had been featured on in the past!
Hiyori: The Pres has even praised you, saying stuff like “Aizo’s conversational skills are great.”!
Hiyori: She commented on how you’re able to interact with senior celebs without hesitation, and that you’re good at asking questions that you feel that the viewers want to know the answers to.
Aizo: …I see.
Aizo: (I thought that I sucked at talk shows, but it looks like there are people who think otherwise, huh…)
Aizo: But… Does that mean that I’ll be the only one appearing on the programme this time?
Hiyori: Yup. You got it right.
Hiyori: You won’t be going on as “LIPxLIP”, but as “Aizo” the solo performer!
Hiyori: There will be sporting events like archery and volleyball on the programme.
Hiyori: So I’m sure that you’ll be able to do really well!
Hiyori: Your schedule’s all clear on New Year’s Day. So do you mind if I tell ‘em that you'll be accepting the offer?
Aizo: …
Aizo: (Going on as “Aizo” the solo performer, huh…)
Hiyori: Hey, Shibasaki?
Aizo: Sorry, gimme a while to think it over.
Hiyori: You wanna think it over…? How come? It’s such a great opportunity…
Aizo: We’ve gotta practise the dance for our new song. See ya.
Hiyori: “See ya”...? Why you!
Hiyori: Is this… maybe what the Pres was worried about…?
Aizo heaved a sigh as he stepped into the lesson studio by his lonesome, his mind running with thoughts about none other than the offer to perform on the New Year’s variety programme.
Aizo: (Just as Suzumi said… it’s an offer that doesn’t come by even if we wished for it.)
Aizo: (Yeah, I’m happy that the producer chose me.)
Aizo: (But…)
Had Aizo been a complete rookie idol, he would have taken the offer without a single trace of hesitation. But, now that he was well-known, the work offers that he took on would be closely related to the image of “LIPxLIP”.
Ever since their debut, he and Yujiro had always kept the fact that they were the princes for their Julieta in mind. However, if he were to participate in a variety programme, he would have to show the audience a side of himself that he had never shown before.
Aizo: (Even so, it would still be better if the two of us got to go on together… but I’ll be all alone.)
Aizo: (What would that guy… Yujiro… think about me going on the variety programme by myself?)
Aizo: Sigh…
The door opened just a beat off from the moment the sigh escaped Aizo’s lips, and in walked—
Yujiro: Thanks for your hard work.
Aizo: Yujiro…
Yujiro: ?
#aizo vs hakama: the beginnings#the new post editor's too weirddddd changeitbackchangeitbackchangeitback-#just honeypre things#anyways. the tl is as shadyyyy as ever (unsurprising) but so's the timing of the post ig. lol. ny aizo in august......#gn guys may edit this later idk i say this all the time anyway~~~~~
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New Perspective
Chapter Nine: What Love Will Do to You
Warnings: A bit of scarring emotionally for elena but that's it!! fluff !!
Word Count: 2.4k
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Elena arrived home earlier than she originally planned. During Fall Break, the only reason she'd go home was to see her boyfriend who lived in her hometown. That was two hours away. But he had to go to work earlier than he wanted to, giving her a reason not to stay. So she decided it would be nice to get some breakfast for Avery and Jensen once she got into the city. Some little mom-and-pop joint that served chicken and waffles. Avery's favorite. Elena didn't care for it but she thought it would be nice.
As she opened the door, Elena glanced around the main floor. Avery and Jensen weren't up. Better for the surprise. She left her backpack and suitcase downstairs as she scaled the stairs with food in her hand.
Elena knocked on the door before she opened it. Avery was usually fine with that and she hadn't walked in on her naked so she didn't see a reason not to do it. Little did she know…. "Hey, Ave! I got some breakfast from—" The words died in her mouth once she saw the bodies in bed.
Avery was groggily coming into consciousness as was Jensen…. Who was sprawled next to Avery with the sheets barely clinging to his body so Elena could see the pink underwear peeking from underneath the edge of them. Then her eyes caught something more damning. A glimpse of silver and she slammed the door closed. They weren't naked as far as she could tell but Elena knew they used to be. She didn't know what was worse.
"I'm gonna go out back and dig a grave for myself!" Elena exclaimed, brain short-circuiting. Or she needed to bang her head against the wall to give herself a concussion and forget that ever happened. Both sounded fine with her.
Back in the room, Avery let out a laugh. Jensen groaned as he buried his face in a pillow. Avery ruffled Jensen's hair as she stood up. She knew they'd have to wake up eventually so she put on some soft shorts and a sweater as she cleaned up their clothes from last night and separated them so they could do some laundry later. Jensen was going home that night. She didn't want to think about it. Actually… Was his costume able to be put in the washer? It was denim but Avery didn't know. She'd ask him when he was ready to have a coherent conversation.
Once that was done, Avery picked up her phone for the first time that day. She was confused by the amount of notifications she had. She opened her phone and immediately went to Twitter, eyes widening at the first glimpse of her timeline.
@ deanswiftie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL ????
It was the video Avery made last night. The one she thought she saved in her drafts.
Reply to @ deanswiftie by @DAR3D3VILS: NAH CAUSE THATS @ pickledpascal LIKEE ????
@ swiftienatural: a win for the trans girlies !!
@heavenlesswings: WDYM OOMF IS FUCKING JENSEN ACKLES ???
There were quite a few mentions of her. Her TikTok handle was the same as her Twitter one but never once had she shown her face on either. Her TikTok was reserved for her art, mostly, or jokes regarding that. Maybe it was because Avery was slightly delirious from sex last night and that's why she miss-clicked. Either way, she had an influx of followers on both platforms.
@ lesbiandean: SO AVERY WAS TROLLING US THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?? DIABOLICAL
Avery laughed at that one. She wasn't being particularly malicious or planning something, she just liked to see people's reactions anonymously. It was funny. Then she saw a quoted tweet of people defending her but she blocked the person so she couldn't see what it said.
Naturally, Avery opted to see it. She regretted it immediately. Like she always did.
@ Kelios: Jensen is obviously a top, I don't see why Avery would say something so obviously misleading
And so Avery did something she wouldn't regret.
Quote retweet of @ Kelios by @ pickledpascal: says the person who writes about him getting topped by jarpad
Immediately she got a few replies in agreement and astonishment. Avery set her phone back down and glanced at Jensen who rolled over so he was facing the ceiling. He was completely oblivious. And she would keep him that way. It was morning after all. Who wanted to talk about fans in the morning?
"You need to put on some pants." Avery eventually said. "Don't wanna scar Elena more than we already have."
Jensen sighed and faced Avery. His mascara rubbed onto his eyes in his sleep, giving him a nice-looking smokey eye. His lipstick pretty much rubbed off completely. Avery had to resist the urge to capture a picture. She settled on memorizing it.
He stood and waved off Avery. "I'll get dressed. You're hungry. So get your food." He said.
Avery cocked an eyebrow. She could tell he was up to something but followed his advice as her stomach rumbled. When she made her way downstairs, she saw Elena eating silently on the couch as if she saw the real-life slender man. Or Blaire Witch. Avery sucked her cheeks in to resist laughing as she grabbed her styrofoam box and grabbed some utensils. She could smell what was inside. Sweet syrup, waffles, and fried chicken.
She sat next to Elena and nudged her with her foot. "Hello?" Avery laughed as she took an equal bite of chicken and waffle.
"I think I'll be scarred for life." Elena finally said, looking as if she was about to cry from embarrassment. "You're both like my dad."
Avery shrugged. She thought Elena would come back home after Jensen left. Not arrive twelve hours earlier. Either way, she probably would've done it. The way he looked last night… How could she pass that up? Jensen had never worn such a horrendously pink outfit before and he pulled it off so well. Avery thought it would've been a silly little thing to see him in, and it was, but it brought something out in her that she hadn't expected.
As Jensen came downstairs, Avery's mouth dropped open. A piece of chicken on her fork dropped back into the styrofoam container it came in.
Jensen wore a pair of sweatpants—she didn't care about those—and one of her shirts. The Deadpool shirt she cropped years ago that she found at a thrift store. It was a little loose on him even though he was bigger than Avery was. It was an XL. He sat next to Avery and dug into his plate. The carrots helped last night but this was a lot better. Avery coughed then resumed eating like nothing happened.
Elena pursed her lips as she stared at her food, eyes blank. It was almost sickening being around them but she imagined it was the same when Avery was with Elena and her boyfriend.
Once breakfast was done, Avery and Jensen talked with Elena. Jensen had to leave in the evening and Avery didn't plan anything for them to do. She just wanted to enjoy his company for the last few hours she had him.
Jensen changed after a while into his own clothes—a nicely made cable-knit sweater and jeans paired with brown boots. The temperature was dropping but not enough for him to also wear a jacket with the sweater. He was looking at his phone as he joined the girls again. "There's this cool ice cream place nearby, I kinda wanna try it." He told them.
Elena and Avery looked at each other. "Can Elena come with?" Avery asked.
"Yeah, why wouldn't she?" Jensen asked genuinely. Elena was a third wheel in the sense that she went everywhere with them like a child and her parents. She already went everywhere with Avery so Jensen was an extension of that. Not going to Texas for Avery's birthday was an exception, she had unintentionally planned a vacation on the same weekend.
Elena clapped her hands together and smiled. "I love my parents!" Except when she saw them half naked.
Avery laughed as she grabbed her bag and fastened it over her shoulder. "C'mon, kiddo, let's get going." She tried her hand at a Jensen impression, mimicking the deepness of his voice. It was bad.
They all laughed as Avery locked the door.
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Avery dropped Jensen off at Columbia Metropolitan Airport at 5:30. His flight was at 7:30. She sighed as she helped Jensen get his bags out of her car and leaned against her front fender as he stood in front of her with all his luggage at his side. She wasn't sure what to say. A goodbye wouldn't encompass all her feelings.
"I'll miss you." Jensen breathed finally. The weight on his chest was still there though. He wanted it to go away.
Avery looked at him sadly. "I'll miss you too."
Jensen didn't like that look. And he didn't like how he probably looked the same. He cupped Avery's face and kissed her then rested his forehead against hers. "I don't want to wait to see you for a few months again." He admitted. And he'd make it his mission not to. He'd get somewhere to stay if it was the last thing he did.
Avery cupped Jensen's jaw and smiled softly. "That would be nice." She didn't want Jensen to uproot his entire life just for her yet… at the same she did. Not that there would be many acting opportunities in South Carolina but Jensen traveled for work all the time. He could deal with it.
"I'll text you when I board." Jensen drew in a sharp breath as he pulled away and grabbed his luggage. "And call when I land."
Avery nodded. "I'll be up." She would always be up if it meant talking to Jensen. "I love you." She gave him one last peck on the cheek. She wouldn't be able to touch him for a while..
Jensen smiled softly. "Love you too, sweetheart."
As Jensen boarded, he did as promised and shot Avery a quick text. In his seat, he got a buzz on his phone. There was one from Avery but also one from Elena. He narrowed his eyes at the notification from Elena and opened it.
elena: was gonna talk about this earlier but i forgor
elena: have fun with this !!
There was a photo attached. A cover of a magazine that showed Avery in dim purple-blue lighting posed on the floor as she looked up at the camera with what Jensen could only describe as bedroom eyes. She wore a blue and black plaid dress with the straps artfully falling from her shoulders and jewels glued to her face. She looked ethereal. Jensen's eyes widened. He didn't register anything else except for her. He texted back immediately.
Jensen: What is this from?
elena: our university magazine
elena: from last semester
Jensen: You got any extras?
elena: do i?
elena: what kind of friend would i be if i didn't?
All too soon, the overhead announcements came on to tell the passengers to turn their phones on airplane mode.
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Two weeks later, Jensen was back in Columbia. With a U-Haul filled with boxes and furniture. He was lucky enough to find an apartment just outside the city. He still had his house in Austin but he imagined he'd stay in his apartment most of the year when he wasn't traveling for work. Avery and her friends showed up to help. He stood in his apartment with boxes upon boxes still packed. They had just finished moving in everything and everyone was tired so he opted to get them some food for their troubles. One of Avery's friends, one Jensen hadn't seen before, suggested a ramen place.
After taking his first bite, Jensen understood why. They all sat around in a circle on the floor.
"I can't believe Avery was able to get her type before I was." Sammy complained in between slurps of noodles. When Jensen first heard his name was Sammy and was almost always referred to as that, Jensen had to resist the urge to laugh. He also realized Sammy was Avery's "bender" friend.
Avery glared at Sammy. "What is her type?" Jensen asked, amused.
"Old ass men." Sammy answered immediately. Mercer, Jay, and Elena broke into laughter.
"I'm gonna bang my head against the wall." Avery whined as she set down her container of ramen. Jensen laughed too. It was fun, seeing her so embarrassed.
It was strange. Jensen was nearly twenty years Avery's senior and her friends' senior yet they didn't exactly care. Just sort of adopted him, made fun of him every now and then for it, but that was about it.
Elena recovered quickly, "Says the person who loves tall goth dommy mommy's." The room erupted into laughter.
"I do and I'm unafraid to admit it." Sammy argued.
As the night went on, conversation started to die until Elena and Sammy argued about something regarding theater. Or maybe they were passionately sharing ideas. Jensen caught the mention of the Phantom of the Opera but couldn't understand anything after that. Jay and Mercer just watched, entertained.
Jensen and Avery made their way to the kitchen, putting their Tupperware into the sink to be cleaned later. "Am I an old ass man?" He asked teasingly.
Avery pursed her lips, not afraid to show her disappointment. "You're forty." She deadpanned.
"Forty-four."
Avery let out a scoff. "Once you turn sixty then we'll talk about you being old." She chuckled.
Jensen smiled as he pressed his lips to Avery's temple. He knew his grays did something to her and so he grew his beard out a bit since the last time they were together. It felt nice against her skin. Avery wondered if he'd have to shave soon. Not that she wouldn't find him attractive without it but because she, quite frankly, forgot what he looked like without it. Would it look weird? Would it take some getting used to? Did she care that much? Maybe a little.
But Avery had a feeling she'd like the way Jensen looked either way.
"Do you wanna stay the night?" Jensen asked softly. He felt like a teenager again, asking his girlfriend to come over to his parents’ house.
Avery leaned against the counters and crossed her arms. "I have classes in the morning."
Jensen licked his lips. "I won't keep you up late."
They both knew that would be a lie. If they didn't fuck, they'd likely talk all night about what they missed about each other's lives.
"Alright." Avery responded.
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Let me walk you through what just happened in my sociology class:
I’m not exaggerating or paraphrasing here
Everyone walks in and sits down then suddenly we are never getting back together by Taylor swift starts playing out loud like it’s coming from a phone
You see multiple people check their phones including myself (because I was funnily enough on my Taylor swift playlist in my headphones when I walked in)
This buff gym rat guy goes oh god I had to check that wasn’t coming from my phone
My second sociology teacher walks in and hears the music and she says to the first, “why are you playing my wife” then my first sociology teacher goes “we’re doing divorce, wdym your wife” then she goes “Taylor swift she’s my wife” then he goes (I think jokingly) “Taylor swift is a girl???” She goes “that’s why I said she’s my wife” “why does she have a boy name”
They carry on having a conversation I can’t hear about Taylor swift but he mentions having a whole playlist queued up meanwhile you have half the class humming,the other vibing, and the other just actually singing the lyrics.
The sociology teachers stop their conversation and the first goes and says okay I want you guys to make a list of songs that fit the theme of divorce or separation.
Gym bro goes “Basically Taylor swift as a whole” then second sociology teacher goes “hey she sings about relationships falling apart” then gym bro keeps going listing Olivia Rodrigo,Adele,etc
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help me find my bro from omegle
I was talking to some1 on omegle and it was very goated like real talk but they disconnected and i def want to interogate them again lmfao so help me find them plz
"Bro why you interrogating me" "Damn" "frfr" and "70 year old man living in a shed in ohio" can summon them lol
Stranger: Damn
You: hello !
You: huhh
Stranger: Hey
You: what happened lmao
Stranger: wdym "huhh"?
You: wdym "damn"?
Stranger: What?
You: 💀
Stranger: wdym
Stranger: ?
You: nevermind ight
You: start over ig
You: hello
Stranger: Damn
You: "damn"
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Why quote
Stranger: say it back
You: Damn
Stranger: be polite
Stranger: ty
You: ight sorry mate
You: lmao
Stranger: I'm good, how are you?
You: lmao im alright
Stranger: On here for a reason or just bored?
You: just bored
You: you?
Stranger: Drunk waiting for friends to get online
You: No wonder
You: I could expect so
Stranger: What's that supposed to mean??
You: "Damn"
You: Sorry sorry
Stranger: Maybe I lied about being drunk ever think of that
Stranger: People can lie on the internet
You: Woah
You: Thank you for telling me that information
You: Maybe u arent drunk
You: maybe ur a 70 year old man living in a shed in the middle of ohio
Stranger: I never said I wasn't
You: God
Stranger: Yeah?
You: yeah
You: This is the most interesting convo id had 💀
Stranger: No way
Stranger: as if M isn't captivating
Stranger: "M"
You: REAL
You: M is such a great conversation startger
You: starter**
You: "M" "age?" "you got snap?"
Stranger: I wonder if those people fall for the bots at all
You: I bet you some do
Stranger: Guess they wouldn't bother making bots if it doesn't work
Stranger: RIP horny bastards
You: Yes frfr
Stranger: Are you the frfr person I said "dick" to earlier? If so it was an accident I meant "sick" and I panicked and skipped
You: No I did not recieve a message of someone who said "Dick" instead of "sick"
You: that person mustve been so confused 💀
Stranger: My copy paste was "just tryna chat, nthn weird"
Stranger: Then they said "frfr"
Stranger: and I said "dick"
Stranger: sucked so bad
Stranger: RIP them
You: LMAO
You: Thats funny ngl
Stranger: so anyway you a 70 y/o man in Ohi?
Stranger: Ohio?
You: No
You: im 69 years old man livin in ohio
Stranger: Based
You: God
Stranger: I'm only half a planet away if you wanna meet up?
Stranger: lemme calc
You: Yes imma hop over
Stranger: ooooh it's just a little under 10000 miles
Stranger: Saucy
You: woah
You: super saucy
Stranger: You actually American or can I convert to non-freedom units?
You: I am not american I have no idea what is miles
You: I am asian
Stranger: 16,000 km
You: thank you for that
You: I was confused and just said "super saucy" cuz u said "saucy" 💀
Stranger: That's the appropriate response
You: Yes
You: no other response can be used
Stranger: You a native english speaker?
You: Yes I am
Stranger: I've met people who aren't and can speak better than I can, sucks so bad
You: Are you?
You: Litterally same
Stranger: Yeah I'm Australian white af
You: Alright
Stranger: It's Trauma
You: White ppl trauma
Stranger: What's that supposed to mean Hmm?
You: Nothing
You: Im innocent I swear
Stranger: You probably don't live in Asia then yeah?
You go there at all?
You: LMFAO
You: Got to say that made me laugh a bit
Stranger: Damn
You: "Damn"
You: The silence is so loud
You: What
Stranger: It's hard to qu estion
Stranger: and think
You: Yes real
You: I have nothing to say
Stranger: Yes real
You: Real
Stranger: Agree real
You: Frfr
Stranger: Dick
You: LMFAO
You: i giggled
You: I giggled hard
You: i laughed
You: i bawled
Stranger: didn't mean to make you cry soz
Stranger: I'm innocent I swear
You: u made me cry
You: now I have white people trauma/j/j
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn indeed
Stranger: wyd in free time?
You: Sleep
You: You?
Stranger: real
You: Real
Stranger: YouTube and work
Stranger: and sleep
You: Wow
You: Youtuber arc
Stranger: U watch?
You: sleep>>
Stranger: No way you said "arc" without YT or Anime
You: Yes real
You: I obv watch YT and anime
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn
You: indeed
Stranger: ""Damn""
You: GOD
Stranger: I predicted and you didn't do it
Stranger: Dissapointed
Stranger: fk mispelled
You: You failed
Stranger: Who you watch on YT?
You: Anyone captivating
Stranger: fancy
You: Ikr
You: you?
Stranger: Like reccomended surfing?
Stranger: reccomended surfing
You: yes
You: real
Stranger: any genres
Stranger: I like lawn mowing
Stranger: you seen any of that?
You: top tier content
You: is lawn mowing
Stranger: What's that supposed to mean>
Stranger: ?
You: Bro why are you interrogating me
You: i said lawn mowing is top tier content
Stranger: I don't believed you've seen it
You: Maybe I have, ever thought of that?
Stranger: gets 10M views but I'm the only one
You: rewatches 10M times
You: I helped out a bit
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: good friend
You: Ikr
You: I am best
You: I am top tier
Stranger: Bro why are you interrogating me
Stranger: sry
Stranger: " Bro why are you interrogating me"
You: Hey
You: Dont do that
Stranger: hEY
Stranger: wyd?
You: Bro
Stranger: I aint yo bro
You: alright
You: good to know
You: I am
Stranger: Wait you watch Anime?
You: watching lawn mowing videos
Stranger: which one?
You: yes i watch anime
You: anything captivating
Stranger: fancy
Stranger: saucy even
You: Yes
You: goated content
Stranger: is there goat anime?
Stranger: I havent watche din a few years
You: theres some
You: its hard to find
Stranger: only thing I've heard about is Chainsaw Man
You: yes real
You: its okay
You: its saucy
You: but not goat
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: I was hearing goat talk
You: "Damn"
You: it may be my opinion
You: but yeah Chainsaw man is Saucy x2
Stranger: Ur goat is probablt something shitty then right
You: probably
Stranger: 'Like cowboy bepod
You: yes
You: LMFAO
Stranger: Or full Mental Alchemist
You: No i dont go there
You: im not that genre
Stranger: "Anime" genre?
You: ...
Stranger: So you dont watch
You: I mean
You: I am not in THAT side of the genre
Stranger: Probably just reviewing Chainsaw Man from the YT trailer
Stranger: smh
You: No bro
You: I have watched all and waiting for more
You: I bet you havent even watched a single clip of it
You: smh.
Stranger: """""Damn"""""
You: STOP
You: I scrolled to the top this is the longest omegle talk I've had
You: real talk ig
Stranger: what ig mean i feel old
Stranger: 'specially since you 69
You: yeah
You: real
You: u are 80 arent you?
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn indeed
Stranger: frfr
You: dick
Stranger: fucked up individual
Stranger: Wanna hear something funny?
You: yes
You: let me hear it
Stranger: My copy paste used to be "Not Horny" but I got IP banned
Stranger: fml
You: God
Stranger: Now it's " Bro why are you interrogating me"
You: Yes real
You: I love that
Stranger: Whatchu thinkin?
You: nothing
You: what are YOU thinking hm?
Stranger: Last time I had a convo this long we it was a hot girl who lived close to me and we talked on Snap for a day then never again
You: Damn bro
Stranger: But i'm getting "bro" energy from you
Stranger: Yeah see
You: Oh yes
You: I am definetly the bro energy
Stranger: You workout?
You: Okay next question
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn indeed
Stranger: I'm tryna start but it suckssss
You: Yes real
Stranger: But I wanna be ripped
You: I worked out for a week then never again
Stranger: " Bro why are you interrogating me"
You: Wow.
Stranger: u
Stranger: literally
You: litterally
You: Damn.
Stranger: Anyway I'm out l8r
You: Bro
Stranger: ?
You: we did not have this much talk for you to say I'm out l8r
Stranger: false
Stranger: people lie on the internet stop lying
You: God
Stranger: like I said only hot grills get the snap sonny
Stranger: RIP
You: Gosh
You: I failed
Stranger: dont be sorry
Stranger: be better
You: I am better
Stranger: be hotter and be grillr
You: give me another social then
You: i am not a hot grill
You: i dont bbq things
Stranger: So you're
- not a hot grill
and
- not a man
Stranger: bbq is life
Stranger: no offense
You: bbq is life yes
You: ur correct
You: i am an emo kid now give me a social now
You: i have litterally no one to talk to
Stranger: well if you're a kid it's frfr not happening soz
You: okay I am an emo man
Stranger: find a youtube you like and join their discord
You: bro
You: okay
You: Anyway I'm out l8r
Stranger: real
You: real talk
Stranger: hope u find peeps, much love <3
Stranger has disconnected.
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