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fitnessmith · 10 months

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Le jeûne sec peut aider à perdre de la graisse plus rapidement ?

NOUVEAU 👉 Le jeûne sec peut aider à perdre de la graisse plus rapidement ?

Le jeûne sec est-il une bonne idée pour maigrir ? J’ai hésité à mettre cet article dans la partie nutrition, car il me semble que le jeûne sec, c’est justement ne rien manger, ni boire. La science n’a malheureusement pas beaucoup d’information à nous donner sur le jeune sec, pour des raisons éthiques, parce qu’il est bien plus dangereux que le jeune hydrique. Personnellement, je vous donnerais…

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inkskinned · 2 years

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it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING''#shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body.#i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good''#also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information]#im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

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bby-deerling · 4 months

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sugar, we're going down (law x reader nsfw)

i'm horny for law, what else is new.

18+, nsfw, mdni, wc: 875 masterlist

cw: afab!fem!reader, oral sex (69), fingering, overstimulation if you squint, law dirty talking to you, devious backshots

tagging: @nina-ya (you have her to thank for this one! hehe), @eelnoise, @willowhaze26

When it came to giving rather than receiving, Law’s skills were a tad bit lacking—he wasn’t horrible at eating pussy, not by a long shot, but unless he was in the mood to keep you on edge for an unbearably long time until you’re a broken, begging mess, he tended to rely on his fingers. He was precise, exacting, and overwhelming with them, brushing, rubbing, and scissoring them against the spot you craved them most until you fall apart for him, reduced to a limp pile of limbs at his disposal.

But as much as you loved Law’s fingers and the way they make you cream, right now you wanted his tongue, and had devised a plan to get it; unable to refuse the sinful sensation of you choking on his cock, he fell right into your web when you demurely asked him to 69 with you bright red blush on your face.

With your pussy smothering his face, he’d have no choice but to get you there with just his tongue…right?

A muffled moan escapes your lips and vibrates against his cock as two tattooed fingers suddenly slip inside you, wasting no time as they drag along your spongy spot; his other hand reaches around to rub lazy circles on your bud, and he lets out a soft chuckle when the friction causes your hips to wriggle in his grasp.

“Law…” you whine in protest, the tip of his cock leaving your mouth with a soft, lewd pop, “You’re supposed to be using your mouth!”

He exhales in amusement, mumbles out a soft tch, and fucks you harder with his fingers in response, smirking as he feels the heat in your cheeks radiate against his thigh.

“And you’re supposed to be using yours.” he teases, rolling his finger against your clit harder as he sinks his teeth into the soft, plush flesh of your ass. The way he sucks at your skin makes you whimper, and the relief of his tongue running across the point of contact lets you know he’s left a bright maroon mark. “Suck it or I’ll stop.” he warns, slowing down his fingers to illustrate his point.

“That’s a good girl…fuck.” he whispers as you take him back into your mouth, your lips and chin brushing against the puddle of drool that had settled in the soft patch of hair surrounding his shaft with each bob of your head. Law struggles to stay lucid as you scramble his brain with the way your tongue slides and swirls along his shaft and continues to work his magic with his fingers; he groans as your soft moans reverberate against him and the twitching of your walls lets him know you’re close.

“Feels good Law…” you mumble, mouth still full of his cock, hips squirming against him. The sloppy squelches of your pussy as he fingers you makes your cheeks burn up and further tightens the growing knot in your stomach; you’re so wet and open for him, teetering on the edge of bliss. He knows, he always does—he just wants to torture you, tease you, and keep you moaning with his cock deep in your throat for a few moments longer.

“Such a slut for my fingers…” he teases as he slips a third finger into your entrance; you squeak in shock as you adjust to the stretch, but Law gives you no mercy, deliberately massaging your spongy spot while increasing the pressure of his circles on your clit.

“Go ahead and cum for me,” he taunts, “I know you want to.” He punctuates his statement with a bite to your inner thighs, and the sensation makes you let go; the sounds of you choking and drooling on his length while a flood of white hot heat washes over you are downright shameful, but Law eagerly downs every drop of ecstasy you put on display for him—the sight is almost too much for him to handle, nearly bringing him to the brink.

“Fuck… knock it off or I’ll cum.” he rasps, roughly yanking on a fistful of your hair to pull your soft lips off his cock. He’s quick to pull his fingers out of you, making you whine as the aftershocks of your orgasm leave you pulsing around nothing. Impatient and needy, he flips you onto the bed, shoves your face into the sheets, and grasps your hips so hard that you swear his fingers leave permanent indents in your flesh; his cock is cool, sticky, and covered with your spit as he slides into you effortlessly, leaving you both groaning upon feeling just how easy it was to slip his massive length into your needy pussy.

As he slams into you without abandon, determined to make you drool just as much on the sheets as you had on his cock, your mind is dizzy, blank, and empty—all that exists is the pleasure that has you twitching and grasping at the sheets, and the lewd slap of his balls against your sex with each punishing thrust; it’s almost enough to make you forget your entire purpose going into this.

It doesn’t matter you decide.

Besides, who cares about his tongue when he can fuck you this good?

#one piece x reader #law x reader #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar law smut #trafalgar d water law x reader #law x you #trafalgar law x you #law x y/n #trafalgar law x y/n #trafalgar law #x reader #a loaded god complex cock it and pull it!#im in my law era guys.....#lock me up and put me in an asylum #mdni

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astrhae · 9 months

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...maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan

#a LOT happened but #its the way the timing of their wings align #(conditional on tumblr loading this gifset right for you akdskdsk)#it's also the way that it's crowley who did the wing thing first #and when he did it the universe was so full of color and stars and fire #because there weren't any sides yet #and when it was later aziraphale who did it #the color is all black and whites because there's sides now #and it was rain and water falling on them #it's just the CONTRAST between the two scenes #but also the constant between them #which is. the two of them. next to each other #anyway i'm not done processing the first scene #how to i process the rest of it #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #my edits #goodomensedit #tw flashing #ineffable husbands

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takethebodymarc · 3 months

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little clip but it was very funny ok

missa falling down the stairs. tallulah going with him. him putting the water a second too late for her and then losing his water💀

#qsmp #the water did it for me #omg clip loaded so quick #qclip #missa #tallulah

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foxilayde · 7 months

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Sucking off Leto Atreides under the table during a war council meeting if you even care

#he stops mid sentence. soul leaving his body.#Gurney is like ‘my Duke; is everything—‘#Leto: *frozen like a loading screen*#he coughs and takes a sip of water before raising his voice in order to drown out the sounds of your gawk gawk 5000

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chronologiical · 15 days

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you have no idea how happy i am that we get taisui at the end of this event

#my art #fate/grand order #taisui xingjun #lambdaryllis #meltryllis #fgo #fate/#water monster crisis #the only thing that could make me happier is that if he throws out cons for his battle animation #BUT ALAS #the little cons at the loading screen 10/10 #i was just as disappointed as semiramis that amakusa didn't show up #like way to go wasting my cons for the drama that didn't happen

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petrodragonicapocalypse · 1 year

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i love it when a film has its guts out. when the practical effects are visceral and slimy and slightly janky and clearly made by human hands, when green screen is used as a canvas for art rather than a substitute for reality, when the sets look like theatre pieces, when the lighting is unashamedly unrealistic because fuck it - it comes from the same place as the music, when the acting is messy and unfettered by irony, when you can feel the presence of the crew just offscreen pouring in months of hard work and late nights and sweat and love. when a film stops trying to be realistic and lets itself be raw and weird and INTERESTING

edit: glad people are enjoying this post! I originally wrote it about Bunny and the Bull (2009), which is my favourite film ever and you can watch it for free on youtube and in this google drive. enjoy! :)

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blondie-2000 · 15 days

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Morning routine <3

#Cora has a titanium metric butt fuck load of lip filler au #law wears Adidas au #one piece #my art #corazon #rosinante donquixote #donquixote rosinante #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #donquixote family

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piebank · 8 months

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So, in the movie Bumblebee, we've seen the titular character go berserk when his human, Charlie, was threatened/harmed.

Can you draw maybe berserk Mirage upon seeing seriously injured Noah?

hate to see noah get hurt or die lol but it makes for so many cool ideas of a berserk or rouge mirages?? :u

#just gonna load it bc i cant stand coloring no more #sorry if it look like shit ;_;#also i keep thinking of that GITS scene where the major beats that guys ass while invis in the water. the 1995 ver #i think he could do some cool stuff like that?#but au like noah dies or something bad he could be come like ultimate assassin?#REF USED #mirage rotb

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ego-sum-ex-altiora · 5 months

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shhh love come here...3/4 fill a mug with not-quiet boiling water....around 80-90°c...176-194°f for the americans..one english breakfast teabag...let steep for ~two minutes...one to two teaspoons of sugar/sweetener depending on how sweet you like it...only a slurp of milk...should look a bit like coffee, not to light...okay? it's going to be alright i promise <3

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tojisun · 3 months

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speakint from the grave here but i really think its so neat when bfs borrow their girl’s clothes and thinkin about how the shirt stretches along their chest and follows the curve of their stomachs because its tight but thats fine because when they step into your room, yiu get so jaw-slack and almost starry-eyed at seeing them squeezed into your shirt. and whys this so toji n simon coded

#wrote this when i woke up to grab water wow its so incomprehensible but loaded w a vision #toji fushiguro #simon ghost riley #suns

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robo-dino-puppy · 27 days

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return to meridian

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #hfw out of bounds #out of bounds exploration #ok i know i said the first thing i'd do was THE FORT but.#you can't just wander around there (yet?) with the mod (accursed 'you can't enter this location' message)#and i want my pics to do it justice #so consider this offering of the spire and meridian instead :D #there's definitely some funky textures going on in spots #and there are still some invisible walls around the spire (you can get through them with the free cam/teleport tho)#and i eventually went so far i seemed to break the map with a shader compilation loading screen lmao oops #but in the meantime these are cool #the hunter's lodge has no floor or anything else #and there are a number of holes in the ground in the city (i guess they're still doing construction XD)#and there are no elevators and the water isn't real so you don't float in it #but otherwise it looks surprisingly complete #hfw pc #(remove reload boundary mod)#hfw meridian

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swiftviolets · 14 days

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1 hour after escaping the vault vs 1 month

#this is phoebe my lone wanderer everyone say hi <3 #loaded up fo3 for the first time in forever today. dare i say fallout game of all time #she cuts her hair at some point cause it got dirty and gross #she sacrificed herself to activate the water purifier (ignoring broken steel exists)#ik this is a fo4 era vault suit but this is all i could find </3 #i still need to watch the fallout tv show. sorry fake fallout fan :(#ts4 cas #ts4 #fallout #fallout 3 #< tagging sorry #c: phoebe

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goldenchunkycat · 1 year

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Dirty things you do that Neteyam likes (surprisingly)

Cry while you two were fucking. The first time it happened aged-up!Neteyam was confused. Was he hurting you ? Were you not liking what he was dong to you ? But deep down, even before you shyly told him that you were fine and that he was just making you feel good, there was a part of him who already loved seing you cry. You were so pretty and your tears were reflecting the shine from your freckles. What a sight. But what was even better than seeing you cry ? Hearing you cry. He would definitely lose his mind after hearing your sobs and whimpers of his name. Dacryphilia with Neteyam is a must ♡

Ask him to hold hands. I think that Neteyam is the type of guy who circle his arms around your waist when he's fucking you. So when you asked him to hold your hands ? The boy came. Hard. Because you were so pretty and nice to him. You were asking him to hold hands because you felt safe with his fingers wrapped around yours, just like a baby, his baby. He really couldn't keep it longer.

Put his hands on your body. Okay, this is literally Neteyam favorite thing. I just KNOW that Neteyam is a tease. He would make fun of your height, he would tease you if you look at him for more than five seconds. That man knows the power he hold, especially on you. So it is not surprising that whenever you two would have sex he would be the one to initiate it. You would be to shy to ask. But one day, you really wanted to spend some quality time with your mate, but he didn't get the hint. Well, you were just looking at him. So you took his hands and put them on your breast. He got hard in a few seconds. He would love the fact that even if you don't feel comfortable voicing your needs, you actually found a way to express him what you want. You would keep it PG13 if you two are outside -the small of your back , your waist, but in the bedroom it would be different. You want him to finger you ? Just take his hand and put it on the inside of you thighs. You want him to pull your hair ? Place his hands on your head, he would understand.

Okay you actually did a lot of things who surprised him but that he definitely loved. But putting your tail aside when he's bending you over ? Eh. He would come and get hard again. And then he would look at your tail stirring itself to the left and come again, and get hard again. It would be an endless circle because you can't control it and he can't control himself when you do that ♡

[ The other way around —> Dirty things Neteyam does and that you like ]

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#avatar the way of water #atwow neteyam #atwow #neteyam #neteyam x reader #neteyam headcanons #neteyam smut #avatar smut #atwow smut #avatar 2 #avatar imagine #x reader #golden's brain is loading #atwow imagines

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zvaigzdelasas · 6 months

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#felt like starting some discourse #correct answer is C maybe B depending on the dish btw #B is like if youve left the dish sit out for a week or smth #or like smth hardcore melted on #also most ppl answering B probably defacto lean much closer to A #A. is the wrong and most common answer #ur probably using ur dishwasher wrong #& wasting water #like thats the whole point of the dishwasher innit #use more soap (both cycles) & make sure ur water line has hot water immediately available n u should b golden #also make sure the dirty parts have plenty of space open (ie smaller loads)

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