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it must be love. ᥫ᭡
ᥫ᭡ - niki sets you and wilbur on a classic dinner date.
note - inspired by 'must be love' - laufey!!! frwiends to lovers ahhahs! dividers by @cafekitsune !!
warnings - use of a nickname (beautiful), a kiss at the end!!
| use of you/yours, y/n used as well ! |
time moved so, so much slower than usual when you were with wilbur. it was weird, you thought.
you couldn't be in love with him, were you?
"come on," niki sighed. "it's so obvious by the way you look at him, y/n. the look you make while staring at him is like he's a treasure chest you've been going through so many adventures for."
you scoffed, not believing niki yet. "niki, I don't like him. he's just a really close friend of mine."
the girl in front of you smirked while putting on her makeup, "sure, we'll see."
you raised your eyebrow at that but shrugged it off.
niki suggested you needed someone to be there with you. you declined but she insisted on getting you a date, so you gave in and agreed only for her to stop asking.
you arrived at the restaurant, feeling anxious as you paid your uber.
as you cluelessly walked in, your eyes widened slightly as you saw wilbur sitting at a table, clearly waiting for someone. but you didn't know, that someone would be you.
you saw him glance up at you, eyes lighting up as he put his phone in his pocket and waved for you to come over.
"niki said you'd be my date." wilbur said with a soft smile, and you swore you could see a faint blush on his pale skin.
"she- she didn't tell me you were my date, she just told me to find out for myself." you felt your cheeks heat up lightly as he snickered softly.
"it's okay, you're here. there's no going back now, beautiful." he murmurs the nickname, eyeing your features like he doesn't see a single flaw in you.
"I-huhm, what?" you blurted out, flustered at the nickname he'd called you.
"nothing." he replies quickly, looking away with a slight blush on his cheeks. the way it immediately felt uncomfortably awkward was embarrassing both you and wilbur.
he cleared his throat, a timid expression on his face. "so, uhm. what do you want to order?"
"the.. roast pork and potatoes..?" you asked awkwardly, looking at the menu for an excuse not to make eye contact with the brown-haired, attractive (you'd admit,) man across from you.
he nods, letting out a small hum as he calls the waiter.
"could she get a roast pork with potatoes? I'll get the same." he spoke softly, watching as the waiter wrote it down and busily walked to other waiting customers.
as you both waited, the silence was louder than the busy restaurant with flowing customers and fast-paced waiters skillfully writing down the orders of the people arriving.
"so.." wilbur awkwardly started, trying to start a conversation so you both wouldn't be as awkward anymore.
you stayed silent, anxiously fidgeting with your fingers as you couldn't think of any topic you could talk about.
".. do you know why niki set us both up on this date?" he asked, looking at you with genuine curiosity.
"um, she told I needed someone so she insisted she'd get me a date. didn't know it'd be you though." you answered shyly, looking everywhere but his eyes.
"really? does she think you're in lo-" wilbur responded before getting cut off by a waiter serving us our food and immediately getting back to work.
"thank you-" you both said at the same time before laughing softly, easing the tension between the two of you.
"so.." you both started again, giggling quietly.
"this is so weird." you chuckled.
"well, great minds think alike, don't they?" he replied, eyeing both your foods that were starting to get cold.
you hummed in response, leaning your cheek in the palm of your hand as your elbow stayed on the table, looking at the food you both hadn't eaten as well.
"I think we should eat." he muttered, looking at you before grabbing the utensils given by the waiter and slowly eating the food.
you followed his actions, taking bite after bite.
you both ate in silence, well, not really. many people were chattering in other tables, some couples, family, friends.
both of you finished eating, and wilbur spoke once again, "would you like me to walk you back home, or..?"
"no, it's okay I'll just get an ub-" he interrupted you, "it's okay, I don't mind walking you back home."
you hesitated before sighing. "fine,"
you saw his cheeks faintly flush, eyes lighting up as he stood up from the wooden, polished chairs. he took out his wallet, and before you could protest, he immediately placed the paper bill down.
you sighed, extremely grateful at this kind gesture of wilbur's. you watched him place his wallet in his pocket, looking back down at the floor.
though, your cheeks heated up again as he took your hand, leading you out from the chattering customers and busy workers, to the calm streets and cold breeze of the night.
this time though, the silence wasn't so uncomfortable. it was nice, listening to each other's breathing and the vehicles passing by.
as you both reached your house, he let go of your hand.
you slowly waved, walking to your house before feeling wilbur's hand pull yours again.
"wait." he spoke quietly.
you looked back at him with confused eyes before they widened as you felt his lips on yours.
he brought a hand up to your cheek, gently caressing the soft skin with his rough, calloused fingers.
he softly pulled back, looking down with a blush on his face that was illuminated by the streetlight near you both.
"I love you." he whispered.
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— HYPOTHETICAL CAT
summary : your first time staying with wilbur since the beginning of your long-distance relationship, and you're already dreading leaving him. luckily for you, you may not have to.
genre : fluff
warnings : slightly dialogue heavy?? not proofread unlike usual but i think we're good
pairing : cc!wilbur soot x cc!fem!reader
pronouns : none (you/yours) BUT wilbur referrs to reader as a girl
featuring : cc! wilbur soot
requested : Could you do a wilbur fic where him and the reader have a long distance relationship? And one day when she comes and visits him, he admits he cant go such long periods of time without seeing her, so he proposes that she moves in with him, the rest is up to you, thank you! xx
word count : 873
note : okay i wrote this all in one day which i never do but it was a struggle. but, i power through for you guys. i hope you enjoy this <33333
No one told you when you started out that your favourite thing about content creation would be the webcam quality. Of course, it was definitely something you could live without, but on nights when it was just you and Wilbur, a video call on your desktop as your sun rose and his set, the fact that you could see him in picture perfect vision was occasionally the only thing holding you together.
But then suddenly, he was right in front of you.
You and Wilbur had been together for nearly three years, meeting at a creator event ages ago. You’d seen him at a panel and he’d waited in line to meet you just to give you his phone number, asking you to call him, and two weeks later he was calling you darling.
You’d known at that first meeting that you lived awfully far from each other, but that hadn’t been thought of as a particularly big issue until the two of you started dating, and then it was comparable to torture. You’d have semi-regular meetings where he’d fly to your place and stay with you for a couple of days. This time, though, this was different.
“You have been holding out on me,” your voice was heavy with sleep, your head in Wilbur’s lap as the two of you watched something, some nature documentary that was playing so softly it was almost designed to put you to sleep. “Your couch is so much more comfortable than mine is.”
Wilbur looked down at you fondly. “My bad,” he laughed steadily, careful not to be too loud. “I guess I thought that if you got to experience the wonders of my sofa you’d only wanna come here, I wouldn’t get to come see you as much.”
“I knew you and Mr Gardener had some weird thing going on,” you said, accusatory with a smile draped across your face.
“He makes you bread!” Wilbur defended. “How are you not obsessed with him?”
You cracked one of your eyes open sleepily, hand coming up to reach for his. He took it eagerly, drinking in your figure as you lay on his couch. “I’m pretty sure he’s not the one doing it.”
Wilbur threw his head back to rest against the couch, letting out a puff of air. “Okay, maybe Emily is the one doing the actual baking, but you can’t tell me that Mr Gardener doesn’t add to the experience.”
“I’m sure he does.” You hummed.
“You can not seriously tell me that baking a loaf of bread is not made infinitely better by the presence of a cat.”
You paused. “Okay, okay. It would be.”
Wilbur let out a pleased noise, moving down to run his hands up and down the exposed skin by your collarbone. “We should get a cat,”
His voice was barely loud enough for you to hear it, your eyes closed and his voice heavy with exhaustion. The two of you had been out all day on the first day of your visit, finally taking a moment to rest.
“Should we?” You mused. “Who gets custody?”
Wilbur made a choking sound like the answer was obvious. “Well- I would, right?”
You forced yourself up, yawning as you brought your knees to your chest. “Why am I jealous of our hypothetical cat right now?”
Wilbur chuckled and reached for you, sitting forward on his knees, gently tugging at your calves until he was resting on your chest. “You don’t have to be,” he pointed out. “I’ve got a very big bed. And an entire section of wardrobe that I’m not using, and-”
“Wilbur,” you chided. “You know it’s not as easy as me simply never going home. Believe me, if I could spend the rest of my life curled into this couch, I would but-”
Wilbur sighed dramatically, pulling himself off you and standing up. “There you go, dream crusher,” he let out an exaggerated groan, taking you by the hand and pulling you up. His cheek was pressed against the side of your face, hands interlocked. “Crushing my dreams all crush-ier and dreamy.”
You let out a giggle as he poked your side. “You think I’m dreamy?”
“So dreamy,” he nodded. “Dream girl material right here, loves me, loves our future cat-”
“Loves your sofa,” you added dreamily.
“And before I let you two get a room, please just consider moving in with me?” He begged gently. “Come on, wouldn’t it be so nice? Just you and me, I’d even let you name the cat. Please?”
“I’m not doing it for you.” You conceded. “I’m doing it for Rhubarb and all of the future kisses I am going to get from him on my new couch.”
He kissed you on the forehead. “Okay, I’ll leave you guys alone, I see where I’m not wanted.” He pressed another one on the side of your mouth.
“No,” you groaned, trying to drag him back on the couch. “I don’t have our cat yet, I need someone to shower me with affection.”
He huffed as he sat back on the couch, letting you collapse on top of him, revelling in the comfortable weight of you pressed against him. “Fine, fine. If I must.”
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Dark SBI Mafia AU because I reread yours, and I watch too much General Hospital.
Techno is a struggling college student. Not struggling with grades, oh no. He has perfect grades. All of the assigned work? Too easy. What he actually struggling with? Money.
His asshole parents wanted him to stay local for college, but he wasn't going to do that. He was destined for greatness. He was a shoe-in for an ivy league school. He did fencing as an extra curricular, he had perfect grades, he had written KILLER entrance essays. It was a done deal. He was leaving his podunk small town and going off to become the next great american author.
But all of his applications were rejected.
Techno was incredibly upset with himself, thinking he had somehow messed up. But, after doing a little "legal adjacent" searching, he finds out his parents used shady connections to get his college apps rejected.
Instead of getting mad and calling them on it, he quietly (and quickly) applies to a different school. Not ivy league, but still having a FANTASTIC writing program.
He gets in and he tells his parents he is going to a different college than the community college and they flip their lid. It's a huge argument and Techno stomps out of the house and goes to stay with his friend Skeppy.
He stays with Skeppy until he graduates, completely ignoring everytime his parents try to contact him. He's 18, they can't do shit to make him go home. Skeppy is a good friend, and applies to the same school that Techno did (and gets in). Techno never told his parents WHICH school he was accepted to, because he didn't want them to sabotage him. So, he and Skeppy get an apartment together the Fall that school starts.
Hence why Techno needs money. He didn’t get as much scholarship money as he needed because he applied late. He's a shoe in to get more grants next year, but this year is pretty slim.
So, he starts a little business of writing people's essays for them.
Doesn't matter the subject, level, or length, Techno will write your essay for you. He charges by the grade. Oh, you only have $70? I can't get you more than a C on that one, bud. Like, Techno is really only in college for the diploma. He already knows all this crap. It's honestly a little boring to him. But if he wants to get a doctorate, he has to play the game. And, if anything, all the writing is just more practice for Techno.
His teachers are none the wiser. It's not like it pings a plagerism scan. Techno is writing each one individually. How would they know?
Well, one teacher knows. Or, at least suspects. But he can't prove it.
Anyways, Techno is all about that money grind, which gets a little hard when Skeppy starts throwing parties in their apartment.
Skeppy is polite about it. He always tells Techno ahead of time that parties are happening. He makes sure everyone knows that Techno's room is a No-Go. And honestly, Techno ABSOLUTELY advertises his essay sells at these parties. At least, he does so before people get too drunk and loud, and then he quickly retreats to his room. He had splurged on soundproofing. It's much more quiet.
However, one night he stays out at the library late and when he fights his way through Skeppy's party to get to his room he sees someone sleeping in his bed.
Wait, not sleeping, passed out absolutely WASTED.
And the guy...looks almost exactly like Techno.
That's weird. Seems like the start to a bad horror film. But Techno is too tired to deal with this and tries to shake awake the jerk that's snoozing in his bed.
He doesn't get anywhere with that. The lanky bastard doesn't wake at all but GOSH does be sleep slap! Bruh. Techno doesn't have time for this. Techno finds the guys wallet and phone and pulls up the emergency contacts.
He calls the option labeled Dad. Screw this guy, hopefully he gets chewed out by his dad for underage drinking or something.
A person answers, sounding annoyed that Wilbur ditched family night.
"Uh, I have your son."
Silence, and then the guy on the other end starts the threats, asking for demands and Techno backpedals hard, telling him that Wilbur is just drunk passed out in his bed and someone needs to come grab him.
The voice on the other end is just like "Oh, oops. Okay, I'll come grab him."
Techno has to drag mostly unconscious drunk Wilbur through the party. The dude is fighting him with every step. Techno is getting a WORK OUT.
Techno finally makes it out of his apartment and sees a very shiny black car. A driver steps out and opens a back door. Techno was assuming that he was just going to drop Wilbur in there before a blonde man steps out.
The guy is kind of staring until Techno breaks the silence. The guy hurries forward to help. Wilbur mutters nonsense as Phil sets him in the back of the car.
Phil thanks Techno and Techno brushes it off as no big. Until Phil offers money and hey, Techno isn't going to say no to money. And the guy gives him, like, $2000 cash. Is that sketchy? Yes. Does Techno care? Nope.
They say their goodbyes and Techno walks back into the apartment, a little exhausted.
He doesn't notice Phil staring after him like a hawk, before climbing into the car.
Phil maneuvers Wilbur's head into his lap. He looks down at his son, his oldest son who was born a twin. Who's twin was stolen when they were only DAYS old, Phil preoccupied with helping his wife who had had a really traumatic birth.
A twin he had thought dead, the person who had stolen his son having spit that in his face when he had slit their throat.
Phil pulled out his phone and started making calls.
When Wilbur starts hanging around Techno, he assumes that the guy wants a discount on essays. Fat chance. He charges Skeppy double, he's not giving this guy any leeway.
Yet Wilbur hangs around, constantly asking prying questions. Wanting to know more about Techno. Pestering Techno in the library. Following Techno to the dang bathroom.
The guy is relentless, but Techno isn't...bothered, per se. The attention is nice. Skeppy had made a new friend named Bad and spent a ton of time with him. He kept encouraging Techno to make more friends, too.
Well, what could another friend hurt?
It's surely fiiiineee.
Have a good day.
I kept this ask hostage for so long, it's been collecting dust in my ask box for over a MONTH. But only because I wanted to come back and keep rereading it. This is SO GOOD, and my brain has brrr thoughts in many different dimensions. Especially about how Techno's 'adoptive' parents could factor into this...
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Wait No I need to hear about the crackier au, Sam and Philza co-parenting??? Does he kidnap Phil too or does he make it a share custedy situation??
Also why did Sam pick Philza "raised Wilbur Soot" Minecraft as the second parent?!
This version of the au was first thought up by @restnowyourhardshipisover who gave the idea FF!Sam would want to complete the more "traditional 2 parent unit" to parent FF!Dream the best way possible. c!Sam is also a canonical flirt so he's sure he can get who ever he wants to be the other parent.
He starts by making a list of eveyone on the server who uses she/her pronouns to get a mom for FF!Dream but all of them don't meet his standards for one or another reason.
In the end c!Philza is the best candidate, he has parenting experince, he's blonde, he's green themed, AND he's killed his son once before so if FF!Sams plan fails and FF!Dream does turn out evil, he'll have a parent willing to stab their kid.
Philza is a bit weirded out but kinda goes along with the dates and such, planning to gently remind FF!Sam he's taken and married later. (the forest outside the comune is oddly... Creepy to be in for FF!Sam) Unfortunately he's shown FF!Dream first and immediately alarm bells ring in his brain and he's like "ok i gotta figure out what's happening here, there's a literal tracker on that kid??"
Anyways c!Philza becomes mom and FF!Dream spends time in the artic too. He looks up to c!Techno too much and keeps wanting to duel him (w wodden or sponge swords as FF!Sam wouldn't let him handle actual weapons) and c!Wilbur gets a new brother and is both horrified and delighted.
More shenanigans happens
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Yandere dr.malpractice headcannons?
Dr.Malpractice Yandere Headcannons
WARNINGS: yandere, murder, the SLIGHTEST of manipulation/gaslighting,
this to request
OMG I WAS THINKING OF THIS THE OTHER DAY. is this your way of getting me to write simpbur? cause it is WORKING. I made him rather sweet though, like, he doesn't kidnap reader anything. just kills.
How you'd meet Wilbur, I guess:
It was just a normal Monday for you. you went to work, went to the local coffee shop, and drove home.
The regular stuff.
But, To your surprise, that would all change.
Now insert Wilbur. You had a lil crush on him he was cute... He stopped by your workplace every now and then.
He had his quirks though, like how he would act a bit shy around you, even a bit embarrassed
He said something about having a lab when you brought up his work.
"So...Where do you work? In the building?" You smiled at Wilbur, before handing him a box with glass tubes inside. "Oh-Uh, I work in a lab. I'm a scientist,if you will." He smiled back you, before quickly walking off with the box you handed to him. "Bye Wilbur, See you tomorrow!" You waved goodbye to him before he opened the office door and waved goodbye back.
You both started to get to now each other better, became close friends.
He still was a bit awkward around you, but that's what kept you around.
He'd invite you over to his house plenty.
Wilbur eventually told you about his feeling, and if course you said yes!
But he made you an offer, an offer that would change everything.
"Do you wanna be my test subject? I understand if it sounds weird--" he looked down, avoiding eye contact. "Depends, Whats the conditions?" You asked, smile on your face. You weren't expecting what would happen ahead of time.
You said yes, cause what's the worst that could happen?
How would it go from there?:
also your in wilbur's lab now, he said something about you staying there for awhile.
Rather smoothly.
I mean, you just come Into his lab for 2-3 days and he does test on you, it's nothing big.
But oh my god, he'd love every second of it.
Like, you would be cuddled up with him as he puts bandages on your scars.
He would literally be going insane, his face would be red, he'd be showering you with compliments, all the good stuff.
"What's the pink stuff do?" You asked, pointing to one of the tubes on the table next to you. "That's supposed to be some eyesight improving thing, Oh, but I'd never use that on you. Too much of a risk." He moved it to the corner of his table, and instead pulled out a cup of water and pills. "Those should help your immune system, darling." He handed you the pills and water, as you swallowed down the pills Wilbur was overjoyed, he always felt glad when you took literally anything he gave you.
He'd be so lovey Dovey...
He'd never get mad at you, instead opting to comfort you endlessly.
But yet, obsessive.
Like, he uses your least favorited co-workers as subjects for his rather... Unsafe injections...
Behind your back, of course.
It'd be awhile until you'd eventually figure out.
Wait, what if reader figured out about Wilbur's killings/torture?:
Pissed. Very pissed, at first!
It was quite the discussion when you first figured out.
"I'm sorry, this is too much to handle at the same time Wilbur!" You shouted at him, anger in your eyes. You just figured out about his little...killing problem. "Can we please just talk about this, I-I swear, I can explain everything love!" He watched as a tear fell from your face, it saddened him to see you like this. He hates seeing you upset, and knowing that he made you upset, only makes matters worse.
Eventually you made up. He never said he was going to stop what he was doing cause he was "Protecting you".
You came to terms with it, realizing there's not much you could even do about it other than report him to the police.
And why would you do that? You just couldn't.
So you both talked it out.
You knew he wouldn't stop killing people no matter what you said, so you let it happen.
"If you end up in jail, you do realize I cannot bail you out, right?" You smirked at him while fidgeting with your hair. You were both in the kitchen, wilbur was making dinner for you as you were sat at the counter. Wilbur turned, smirking back, "I'll find my way around it, no need to worry about me."
He surprisingly hasn't ended up in jail yet, he ends up framing someone else for his killings. (That someone also being someone who wronged you.)
what would his love language be? would he like pda?:
Pda wise, yes.
He'd be very touchy, ever so touchy.
He'd leave kisses everywhere on your body while whispering sweet nothings.
And he'd do it in public to, planting little kisses on your head while at a restaurant.
"Wil- Wil! you can stop now!" You'd giggled while pushing Wilbur away from your face. "But I'm just trying to love you! What's so wrong with that?" He'd giggled back, pulling your hand away from his face, leaning towards you with his big dorky smile. He'd plant a messy kiss on your cheek.
As for love language, he'd sent you text messages telling you how much he loves you, the things he'd do, all that cute stuff.
What if he sent love letters? Think about it.
"You know, I have 5 finished love letters that I was too scared to send you when we first talked." You turned your head over to him as he was smiling at you. "Really? That's so cute-- you HAVE to show me them." You grabbed his hands and squeezed them, big grin on your face. Wilbur sighed a smiled, "I'll find the time to show you, one day."
(probably gonna add more into this,but...just thought I'd post this now <3)
#wilbur mcyt#mcyt x reader#mcyt x you#wilbur x y/n#mcyt x y/n#wilbur soot x reader#wilbur x reader#wilbur soot#fanfic#mcyt fanfiction#mcyt imagine
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High Shelf
Summary: (osmp) wilbur trying to reach the high shelf turns into a lesson in tickling with ranboo
Word count: 2.3k
hiii I’m back, this is kinda shit but I wrote it all today and I’m not re-writting it so here take it, Also O!Ranboo she/her and o!wilbur it/he
read it on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41774529
Ranboo didn't understand a lot of things in the Overworld.
Generosity was a big one, but Tommy had been helping her with that and Ranboo liked to say she was getting the hang of it.
That's why when she saw Wilbur, the phantom hybrid, struggling to reach some ingredients from one of the top shelves, Ranboo decided that she would be kind (see! She is nice, Ranboo would have to remember to tell Tommy later), and help him.
That was the second thing she didn't understand. Overworld hybrids were so short.
Ranboo had known that Enderman hybrids were taller than average (even in the end), but there were just some hybrids here that were just small. Sneegs, an inchling was a good example of that, Ranboo often feared that the squeaks of floorboards were Sneeg being accidentally crushed.
"Hey, need some help?" Ranboo asked, walking over.
Wilbur nodded, "yeah could you grab that purple thing and the netherwAHART RANBOO!" The phantom hybrid got cut off.
Ranboo picked Wilbur up, one hand on either side of his waist and then Phantom started struggling and wiggling.
"Puhut meheh down!" Wilbur demanded.
Ranboo lowered him so his feet touched the ground but didn't let go. Instead she stared at the phantom confused.
"I was helping? Is that not what you wanted?" Ranboo asked.
"I just needed you to grab it for me!" Wilbur said in return.
"I didn't know what you wanted, you could have just grabbed it yourself just then," Ranboo said in frustration. Overworlders were frustrating.
"Fine! I just fucking need it man," Wilbur sighed.
"That's not kind words," Ranboo nodded to herself in confirmation. Tommy would be proud.
"Sorry sorry," Wilbur did not sound sorry, "Just please help," the phantom asked.
"Fine, but you're grabbing it. I'm not touching whatever any of that is," Ranboo looked at the shelf filled with all different materials and vials. Some of which looked slimey and disgusting (no offence to Charlie of course).
Wilbur looked wary but hesitantly nodded after a moment, “just be careful,” was his only comment.
Ranboo picked Wilbur up the same way and only raised an eyebrow when the phantom tensed and held his breath.
“Little higher,” Wilbur said while reaching an arm up. Ranboo nodded and adjusted her grip so she could lift him higher. That failed as Wilbur instantly brought its arm down to Ranboos hand and tried to curl up mid-air.
“Stop flailing!” Ranboo glared as she tried to maneuver around Wilburs bony tail that was swinging around now.
“I cahahan’t stop!” Wilbur laughed as he reached an arm up, the ingredients were so close! Then Ranboo shifted slightly and Wilbur's arm came back down.
“Why do you keep laughing?” Ranboo was getting a tad frustrated at this point. She was just holding a curled up Wilbur in the air, and Wilbur was damn lucky that since it was a phantom, it didn't have much weight because if so she would have dropped it without hesitation.
Wilbur waited for its titters to die down and then it spoke, “you know what you're doing!”
Ranboo scowled, no way was the phantom blaming this on her right now.
“I'm not doing anything, you just keep squealing when I pick you up,” she huffed.
“I do not squeal!” Wilbur's face went blue as he protested. Ranboo adjusted her grip to prove a point and the noise Wilbur made could only be described as a squeal.
“Yes you do, just like Tommy does when he and Tubbo are having those weird fights,” Ranboo said.
That sparked a memory though. One of Tommy and Tubbo fighting and Ranboo asking if they were dueling. Tubbo had Tommy pinned underneath him and Tommy was just laughing and Ranboo had been confused, why laugh if you've been defeated? Tubbo said a word for what he was doing to Tommy and explained it's probably an Overworld thing.
“Is this the tickling thing?” Ranboo asked.
Wilbur squeaked and the phantom covered it's face, “Ranboo you can't just ask shit like that!”
Ranboo frowned, she could ask whatever she wanted, “Tubbo said it's an Overworld thing, it makes people laugh, you like laughing don't you? You make a lot of jokes,” Ranboo pressed her lips together, Wilbur could be so difficult sometimes.
“I do like jokes…” Wilbur started slowly, “but tickl– that thing is different!” He finished.
“Different how? Explain, Tommy says I need to be open to learning Overworld stuff and said I need to bond with people here,” Ranboo resisted the urge to roll her eyes.
“It's like, it makes people laugh!” Wilbur tried to explain.
“That's what a joke does,” Ranboo deadpanned.
“Well, everyone likes jokes, not everyone likes the other thing,” Wilbur hoped that could explain it enough.
“But you do,”
If Wilbur wasn't already dead that would have ended him.
“Wh-what? Pfft no!” That didn't sound convincing even to its own ears.
“Tubbo said you did, he also said it's good for friendship, so I will do it to you then we will be better friends,” Ranboo nodded to herself then panicked for a second, what was that thing about asking permission Tommy was lecturing her on a day ago?
“I mean, can I,” she corrected, “can I do it to you and then we can be good friends.”
“..maybe put me down first,” Wilbur's voice was muffled by its hand. Ranboo didn't think that was an answer to her question but decided that could wait. That was another thing Tommy said, patience. Ranboo looked down at the floor and cringed at the state of it.
No way was she putting Wilbur down there with the chance of her sleeves touching it. Seriously, did the phantom ever clean this area? She went over to the next room that wasn't filled to the brim with potions and potion ingredients and set him down on a carpet. At least her sleeves won't be dirty now.
“Answer– I mean, can you please answer my question,” Ranboo gently took a seat next to Wilbur. Maybe she should have chosen a room with chairs…
“If you want, sure,” Wilbur's words were muffled by its hand but Ranboo still heard it.
“Okay, how do I do it?”
Wilbur's hand flew off from his face to stare at Ranboo in disbelief.
“What?” He asked, he did not hear that right.
“How do I do it? Is there a book or..?” Nope Wilbur did hear the question right.
“Don't you ever tickle Tommy or Tubbo?” Wilbur was too shocked to be embarrassed now.
“No? I just let them do it,” Ranboo shrugged, “so teach me.”
“How the fuck do I teach you?” Wilbur threw his arms out.
“I don't know, you're the teacher,” Ranboo sounded smug. Wilbur was going to bit her ankles.
“I'll just–” he paused with a sigh, “I'll lay down and you just go at it and figure it out, sound good?” He didn't wait for Ranboos' response before laying back and falling completely to the floor.
“Are you sure about this? Are there any examples I could have?” Ranboo asked and Wilbur knew the questions were genuine and not teasing, but they were just flustering okay!
“Just, I don't know? Try to remember what you've seen Tubbo and Tommy do, scratch, squeeze, Tommy uses his fluffy wings sometimes but you don't have wings so that's useless,” Wilbur ranted on a few more things before resorting to just shutting up and letting Ranboo figure it out.
It was different, this experience. But it was kind of nice if Wilbur thought about it? Ranboo hadn't come to him for much ever, in fact she was a spoiled bitch when she first showed up, but now Wilbur could tell she was willing to learn. He had only seen a few of Tommy's lessons for Ranboo but they seemed to be working, especially the friendship ones.
Wilbur had noticed Ranboo coming out of her shell recently, this was just the first time she had approached himself to do a new bonding activity (she had been doing those with the rest of the hybrids, but let's just say a game of cards doesn't quite work as well as you would think it does with Niki and Jack).
“What if I do it wrong?” the words were spoken so softly wilbur barely heard it. It was so unlike Ranboo to be softly spoken, before she would back down from challenges and failure, but now she was communicating.
“If it makes you feel better you could probably do anything and I would laugh, so hard to get it wrong,” Wilbur smiled reassuringly. Ranboo only looked unsure for another second before her eyes were set with determination that made Wilbur nervous.
Ranboo slowly reached her hand out and Wilbur fought not to squirm away. For Ranboo, he thought to himself. He brought his arms to his face though still, nothing could stop him from doing that.
“Just do it!” Wilbur whined, the anticipation was so bad. That sparked some life into Ranboo and brought down her hands to scratch at his stomach. The pressure she applied was uneven and she couldn’t seem to decide between switching spots or staying in one place and overall anyone could tell she had no idea what the fuck she was doing, but Wilburs earlier statement was true and he started giggling almost immediately. His hands came down but Wilbur forced them to stay away from Ranboo to not discourage her.
“Oh, am I doing it?” Ranboo asked as if Wilburs hiccupy laughter wasn’t evidence enough.
‘Yehehhs!” Wilbur replied and that made Ranboo beam.
“Where else are you ticklish?” Ranboo asked suddenly and Wilbur caught a gleam of giddiness in her eyes.
“Fihihigure it out!” Wilbur sassed, he didn't put his all into it but maybe joking around would help Ranboo be more comfortable.
“That’s mean,” Ranboo scribbled harder along his stomach for a few seconds and Wilbur screeched. Fair, he supposed.
‘Hmm, I’ll try here,” Ranboo muttered and Wilbur didn't have time to think before he felt wiggling fingers in his armpits. He pressed his arms down to the side but it did nothing to stop the tickly sensation, in fact it felt much worse.
“You trapped my hands, let them out” Ranboo frowned.
“I cahhan’t, you’ll tihihickle meheheh more!” Wilbur said with a wide grin while squirmed from side to side to try and get rid of the sensations.
‘Yeah, that's the point, now let me out,” Ranboo pouted but Wilbur shook his head and happy laughter fell from the phantom's mouth. Ranboo thought to herself, what else could she do? What else did Wilbur say… squeeze, scratch, Ranboo couldn't use either hand. He did say Tommy used his wings, but Ranboo didn’t have wings. An idea sparked in her head, she had something else.
“If you won’t let go of my hands, I will do something else,” She tried using a threat she heard Tommy say once.
“Whahahts thahat?” WIlbur asked.
“Can I hold onto your arms?” She briefly stopped tickling.
“Um, suhuhure” Wilbur giggled. Maybe he would regret it later, but what's the worst thing Ranboo could do honestly? The enderman hybrid nodded and held his arms above his head with one hand.
“Now I will try this,” Ranboo used the fluffy end of her tail to go under Wilburs jumper and gently swipe across the transparent skin. Wilburs reaction was immediate. Loud boisterous laughter mixed with a few hiccups and a few weird phantom chirps, completely different to how it was before.
Ranboo's eyes were wide in shock but then she was gleeful, she did it right! Wilbur couldn’t contain its squirming this time, no matter how much it liked it the tickling was still very well, tickly.
“THAHT TIHIHCKLES RAHANBOO!” it was like no matter which way he squirmed there was always the fluffy bastard.
“Yeah, that was the goal,” Ranboo smiled. She let go on Wilburs arms to bring both of hands down to his hips while her tail calmly swept over his sensitive ribs. Wilburs arms immediately reached down to try and stop Ranboos hands but then he stopped them, even with his thoughts a bit muddled with laughter he still knew it might discourage the other. So instead his arms were stuck in an endless loop of either reaching for Ranboo’s hands, flailing, or trying to grab anything that wasn't Ranboo.
Soon enough Wilbur couldn’t fight it anymore and grabbed onto Ranboos hands, effectively halting them and her tail swooshed to a stop. Ranboo sent a questioning glance as the last of Wilburs giggles fell out, “Just nehehd a second.” Wilbur said and Ranboo nodded.
“Did I do it good?” Ranboo asked as Wilbur caught its breath.
“Yeah, you figured it out,’ Wilbur put a thumbs up. Ranboo grinned and her tail swung in glee (no her tail did not wag as much as Tommy insisted it did!). A shriek cutting through the air brought Ranboo back to reality. She moved her tail out of Wilburs sweater with a wince.
“Sorry, forgot about that,” she offered a hand as Wilburs titters died down.
“It’s fihine,” He replied and took Ranboo’s hand to sit up.
The silence between them lasted only a few moments before Wilbur broke it ‘you’re actually pretty cool once you get past the whole rich thing,” Wilbur grinned as Ranboo’s lighthearted glare.
“And you’re still in range of my tail,” Ranbookept up the glare as Wilburs face turned dusty blue and it scooted away.
“That's confidential information!” Wilbur pouted.
“I’ll tell Tommy as soon as I leave.”
“YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!”
Maybe it was a good bonding activity after all
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Tilin has three dad's
a/n: This is a little blurb I had in mind, hope you enjoy ♥. It was made because Q doesn't know who is Tilin other dad so, now I'm making his two possible fathers meet
Okay but imagine when Wilbur comes back to the server and Tilin goes to greet him, WIlbur confused bc, there are literally an epidemic of egg kids in the island, everyone he comes across is being follow or following an egg, even Philza, who presented him Missa (some distant cousin of Kristin) and their "son" Chayanne.
Suddenly he felt something kick him, and when he looked down there was a small egg, who Missa called Tilín, the kid looked at him very intensely.
"Tilin, where is your dad?" Philza asked and the little egg, but the egg was just facing Wil's direction and he was getting a little uncomfortable with the intense 'glare' "Oh! This is Wilbur, he... oh backflipo?" Tilin started to do backflips and jump around and ran to a direction, stopped and look to the little group he left behind, Wilbur was kinda weirded out but the 'couple' understood him
"Wilbur" Missa spoke to the man "Tilin is waiting for you, follow them" brown doe eyes looked at Missa, who was kindly smiling while Philza was about to cackle. With no other choice, the tall man followed him until they reached a house, where two silhouettes were seen through the window. Tilin opened the door (somehow) and left it open, Wil was going up the stairs while Quackity was scolding Tilin and going to close the door, once he reached the door he saw the man he was sure was dead at this point. Wilbur was wearing his yellow sweater and a small breeze made his hair move making him looke ethereal.
Quackity was shocked, he freezed holding the doorknob, when the brithish was about to say something another voice coming from inside the house stopped him "Hey Quacks, where is the sugar?"
Luzu was wearing an apron with Tilin hiding behind his leg, clearly baking something, Wilbur was surprised with the scene in front of him, he connected the dots and came with the conclusion, Luzu is little Tilin father, and with that conclusion the colors reached his face, he was just about to apologized when the man spoke
"Hey! You are WIlbur, right? Wanna join our dinner?"
Quackity wasn't even able to utter a word, his brain was just a red button being pressed, Mis dos viejas en la misma casa (My two lovers in the same house), part of him was hoping that Wilbur would say no, but the man surprised him with a shy yes and little Tilin ushering him into the house. Why would the Gods hate him so much for this to happen to him?.
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3, 5, 14, and 17 for the character ask game!! OH and I need to choose a character. Umm either Ghostbur or Phil (that's a person, right? I'm pretty sure it is but I don't know for sure)
Hello, friend! And yes, both of those guys are characters :D I shall answer for both of them!!
Ghostbur
Obscure headcanon
Hmm… this is a good question for Ghostbur :0 He’s a very obscure man.
He collects books! But not just history books (which he canonically reads) but all sorts of books; ancient books, religious texts, poem books, psalms, series, novels, fiction, non-fiction, short stories, fables, and on and on and on!
No one really knows where he gets them all lol
Best personality trait
EEEEEEEE
SO MANY!!! BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE LENGTH OF THIS POST I SHALL ONLY FOCUS ON ONE!!!
His compassion and care for people :) No matter what the situation was, Ghostbur always paid attention to the well-being of others, and tried to help them as much as he possibly could.
That’s why he visited Tommy so much during Exile, and kept him company and gifted him the compass.
That’s why he gave Blue to almost everyone he came across, in an effort to make them less sad.
That’s why Ghostbur encouraged Tubbo, and told him that he was doing great :)
Like… okay, I could go on and on about this alsgajfsjafsgs but his care for others is near-unmatched, and it’s very sweet :’)
Most heroic moment
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I think that confronting Phil after Doomsday was pretty brave of him—and goodness, was Ghostbur scared. He was so very scared, but he talked anyway, and he let himself be open and honest and raw, and even though Phil didn’t do the greatest job with responding, I still think that Ghostbur was very brave, then :’) I freaking love that scene.
OH AND ALSO WHEN DREAM WAS LOOKING FOR TOMMY!!! And Ghostbur did his very best to lie in order to protect Tommy 😭 It was sksgajsgajfshaf it was so wholesome, it was so adorable my goodness that scene is the greatest ajdgsjsgajgshg
Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them
:)))
Well. I um. I have a playlist. For Ghostbur. It is twenty-three hours long.
SO THERE’S THAT!!! But to name a few specific songs, I’d go with…
Married Life - Michael Giacchino
The Secret Place (acoustic) - Phil Wickham
Taking Care Of Things by Cavetown
Turning Out by AJR
Phil
Obscure headcanon
HE DRINKS TEA BOILING HOT. LIKE. I’M TALKING AS SOON AS IT’S OFF THE KETTLE, HE STARTS DRINKING. DOES NOT WAIT FOR IT TO COOL DOWN. DOES NOT BLOW THE STEAM AWAY. JUST STARTS DRINKING.
It’s mortifying.
Best personality trait
Aww :D
He’s a very steady guy; he’s not super emotional or conflicted, and rather chooses something and sticks with that something, whether it’s a person or a cause.
And goodness, does he care about the people he chooses! He’s such a sweet and kind guy, especially towards Techno and Wilbur (after Wilbur was revived). His love for those two is awesome :)
Most heroic moment
Hmm… okay, let me think on this for a minute.
Honestly? Doomsday comes to mind. Which is weird for me, because I definitely don’t agree with Phil’s actions when it came to Doomsday—in fact, me and a friend had a whole argument about it, which lasted forty minutes! It was great lol
But, while I disagree with Phil’s opinions and decisions when it comes to Doomsday, I do understand him. I understand his dislike of L’manburg, because to him, L’manburg is what took away his son, and L’manburg is what hurt Techno, and L’manburg is what changed Tubbo, and L’manburg caused so many problems and is not worth the pain that went with it. At least, that’s what Phil believed.
And I get it! I really honestly get it! I don’t agree with it, but I get it!
And like one of my friends said, Phil was willing to be the one that everyone hated by blowing up L’manburg; he was willing to be the bad guy. He was willing to be seen as evil or a traitor, as long as it meant that L’manburg was gone and that no more awful things could happen because of L’manburg existing. Phil was willing to be the bad guy if it meant he was “doing the right thing”.
And I think that’s brave. I don’t necessarily think it was right, but I do think it was brave.
So probably that :)
Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them
EYYYYYYY :D
Here’s a few songs that make me think of this birb guy <3
Icarus - Bastille
Flying - Cody Fry
The Star-Spangled Banner - Chase Holfelder
creature - half alive
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I don’t really know if I need to get into the hallway conversation, because most of it speaks for itself, but I will add that Tommy and Techno, who have definitely seeing waaaaaayyyyy too much of Tntduo’s shit, definitely think they are having some weird intimate gay moment. They are only a little ways off.
Then there’s also what we learn about Quackity via Foolish (and I had to get out the receipts for this one).
Let’s have a look at what Quackity says in chapter 20 again. [So either way, Phil and Techno didn’t tell me shit.”] This isn’t technically a lie. I doubt Phil and Techno told him much after he got them into contact. He got most of his info from Foolish and by putting shit together.
[“All I know is that Charlie overheard Phil and Techno talking about meeting someone tonight. Didn’t say who, didn’t say where, but that’s what they’re doing.”] This is probably mostly the truth. All Quackity did was give Foolish a number. Charlie did probably overhear that there was a meeting since Quackity doesn’t get told. He wouldn’t really know the location either, but he does have a guess. The lie is not knowing who. He knows it’s going to be Foolish and he can lie on the technicality of not knowing who Foolish’s contact is, but maybe he was told.
Either way, all of it is a lie of omission by not telling Wilbur that he put Foolish into contact with Phil and Techno, which he technically didn’t ask since he didn’t even ask a question he just told Quackity that he knew what the question was. Lotta leeway for lying.
[“Lemme tell you, Quackity looked like he was ready to shit himself when I showed him that picture,” Foolish continued, dropping down onto the couch.] Bet he did, like Quackity probably didn’t know they had gone out, and if he did by that point because Phil told him Charlie got bribed, he would still be caught of guard by Foolish having a picture. (Note: he did not tell Phil and Techno about that picture, or maybe he did but then Wilbur and Tommy got off one supposedly not having known.)
And then this exchange tells you everything you need to know about Quackity as a business man: [Eret raised an eyebrow. “It took most of the credit budget I gave you,” they pointed out. / Foolish nodded. “But I stayed in the budget, which I think counts as a win.”] via Eret we know Quackity probably got a lot of money out of it. Meanwhile, Foolish, who knows Quackity as a business man, counts not going over budget as a win, which means he normally drive a hard bargain and not going over the budget is an achievement.
Anyway, I’m excited to see what the fallout of this info will be. Was there anything Phil and Techno didn’t know and will be mad about? Will Wilbur and Tommy feel betrayed? There’s apparently a tntduo conversation (censored version) in the next chapter, so I guess we’ll find out.
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lmao yeah techno and tommy are both kind of doing the live slug reaction again while quackity and wilbur are talking. phil meanwhile is too busy fiddling with his wings to even notice 😭
yup! quackity didn't technically lie. he probably could've pieced together a lot of the context he knew to understand what was going on, but he didn't outright know anything. phil and techno didn't tell him much at all after he got them into contact with foolish. also, quackity knows that foolish works for eret. so when charlie overheard that techno and phil were going to a meeting, he has a pretty good idea of who they're meeting and why, but no one told him that outright so he's not technically lying when he says he doesn't know. it's all technicalities with that guy lol
well quackity did know that wilbur and tommy snuck out that night because charlie spilled the beans only a bit after they left, which is how phil found out and was waiting for them in wilbur's room when they got back. but quackity still got the shit scared out of him when like a week or two later foolish shows up and has a picture of the two of them being out. quackity knows that tommy is a very capable person, so he was very startled to see that tommy had fucked up like that. but yeah while quackity did technically snitch to phil after charlie told him about the two bribing him, that was more because phil went up to the bar when he realized the two weren't in the temple and asked quackity if he knew where they were and quackity didn't really have a choice but to explain. the picture he wasn't going to talk about unless phil confronted him about it directly, which he never did bc phil didn't find out about the picture until this chapter.
oh yeah quackity got so much money out of foolish lmao. again, he knows foolish works for eret, and angia is one of the richest countries. he knows that foolish is working with a very large budget and he fully intended to take advantage of that.
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Okay, I’m not a big c!beeduo fan but I’ve always loved the idea of unrequited romantic c!beeduo!!!
There’s Tubbo and he kind of hates love. Not the platonic one for his friends, obviously. But the romantic kind. The one that’s about kisses and holding hands and something with screams and slapping noises he doesn’t want to know about. He’s been told there’s good ones. Phil seems to talk fondly enough of his partner even if he had never seen her. Wilbur and Sally had… something, even if it didn’t last, so the jury is still out on that one. But he has witnessed the shit kind. He couldn’t stand the tough of ending up in a situation like Big Q’s. Quackity always told him it was mutual, that he was using Shlatt too. That they were in this against him, they just have to wait a little longer. But Tubbo didn’t think the bruises were worth it. Or those days Big Q couldn’t get about of bed for a while. They were kinda endearing in the beginning, that was the scary part. It started off nice, which means you never know. If this is what romantic love is, or whatever hot girls Tommy is always on about, Tubbo wants nothing to do with it.
In enderman culture emotions like love are not really explored. In general they’re very closed off and don’t really DO emotions besides anger at outsiders obviously. But then he meets this boy. He’s fun and kind and not at all in his place. Ranboo tries to be there for him, to help him and be together. Eventually all his dreams come true, they get a house together, they adopt a child. It’s all platonic, of course, and so is their marriage but for a while now he has had this feeling in his chest. When they fall asleep together at night, when Ranboo can see his eyes shine. It’s there yet he has no name for it, he has never been taught it.
One day when him and Wilbur are working the ranvan. The older is going off about Quackity again but then he stops, looks to the side and says
“Ranboo, have you ever been in love?”
And Ranboo doesn’t know.
“Sorry, that must be a weird question. I’m… I just think… I am”
Him and Wilbur talk for a while after that. His whole thing with Big Q can’t turn out well, the relationship in question is too shaky, to many broken pieces.
“Why are you asking me this, anyways?”
“Don’t you have, like, the best relationship on the server?”
And Ranboo guesses that he does, in a way. Aside from maybe Phil and Techno. But they’re friends. Till death do them part friends, but still. And Phil has a partner. But him and Tubbo are married, they have a kid, it’s… not the same.
“I guess? Um… this is gonna sound weird… maybe. But… what does it feel like?”
“What?”
“Liking someone? Like… romantically?”
“Aren’t you married?!”
“Platonically”
“Oh”
“Yeah…”
Cuz as complicated as Wilbur’s feelings may be, he knows what they are, at least. He likes Quackity, he wants to kiss him, go on dates, maybe, do all the other stuff he does not want to think about. Wilbur knows what he wants, even if that is a short power hungry duck-hybrid that probably hates him.
And… some of Wilbur’s nervous rambles do hit home. Maybe not the stuff about the presidents famous ass but he does kinda want to kiss Tubbo. And his stomach may not fill with butterflies but maybe some ants… or particles… it’s there.
He thinks about it for a couple of days afterwards and… yeah, he’s in love. And it’s kind of wonderful and beautiful and the coolest thing to ever happen to him. The feeling may be nothing new but the realization is and it’s amazing!
But he can never have it, not with the person he wants most.
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Some hilarious highlights from the MCC 21 Pink Parrots:
-Of course, the skins. Sneeg and Ranboo dressing up as the prettiest princesses, and Wilbur dressing as a stripper.
-Sneeg messaging Ranboo at 3 am telling him to also dress as Princess Peach, and Ranboo agreeing in a haze of exhaustion
"It looks like it came out of a dumpster? Yes, it just came out of the bag." -Ranboo
"I feel like a caged animal right now, and there are 50 people looking at me. And I can't throw my poop at them. So in a way it's worse than being a caged animal." -Ranboo
-Diversity win! The actor cast in the role of live action Princess Peach is a teenage Twitch streamer of unlabeled sexuality!
-Ranboo deciding to hold a unicorn plush (Rupert) in front of his chest in order to keep his stream Twitch-appropriate
"He's disappointed in me. That makes sense." -Ranboo
-Awwww Ranboo's parents get so excited about him playing MCC that they put his stream up on the TV to watch it <3
-Wilbur mocking Ranboo for not winning a single MCC in the time since they've parted as teammates
"Imagine playing in every single Season 2 MCC, and not winning once. L, Ranbus." -Wilbur
-Wilbur responding to the homosexual allegations
"You think I'm gay, Ranboo, is that what's implied? Just because I'm half naked wearing a feather boa, in a room full of men, I- I don't even know where you'd get the implication from." -Wilbur
-Wilbur??? Affecting the accent of a sickly, malnourished Victorian gutter boy during PW practice??? For some reason???
"Mother dearest, I require more minerals. Oh, Lady Penelope of the Shire, I require minerals in my water. Please Mother dearest, give me your crystals."
-Wilbur naming his stream "miencshchampionsh" and Niki complimenting him on his German
-Wilbur reacting to Ranboo and Sneeg's outfits by saying he's never played Mario, except that one time when Game Grumps forced him to
-Him also mocking Sneeg's Princess Peach skin for being matte
-Wilbur joking that every time he'll ask people if they've seen the Dream SMP, and if they say no he shoots them with a gun, and Ranboo replying he does the same thing "in the alleyways of Brighton"
"The alleyways of Brighton are quite safe, actually." -Wilbur
"Not when I'm around." -Ranboo
-Wilbur petting the dogs and commentating it like an first person shooter
"Headshot one, headshot two. There are hearts, there are hearts."
-Okay so. In the Discord groupchat, Wilbur and Ranboo were roleplaying Wilbur gifting Ranboo a rat, which prompted George to "throw his own rat into the ring", and send an image of a man holding his penis, except the penis was a rat. A shaven rat. Causing Discord to block his message due to inappropriate content.
Hey so what the fu-
-"George held out his hellacious cock for the camera...Your overwhelming cock, George, YOUR OVERWHELMING COCK." -Wilbur
-"It's a fucking rabbit." -Wilbur in the decision dome
-Ranboo attempting to give advice about Survival Games and everyone immediately disregarding him
-"I am the Daddy of the MCC. I am the dom." -Wilbur (why)
-George and Wilbur having their minds in the gutter when looking at the formation of the haybales
"Looks like a hellacious cock." -Wilbur
-Everyone abusing the word 'hellacious' to an unreasonable extent
-"We just got juggled. We absolutely got juggled." -Sneeg, after they were taken out with a mere 18 coins to their name
-Wilbur pulling out the Spirit Box to answer their questions while waiting for SG to finish, and offering a child's brain in return for its wisdom
"Why did we lose this game?" -Wilbur
"In the summer, God went away." -Spirit Box (translated by Wilbur)
-Sneeg screaming at Philza to "run, Peepaw, run!"
-George failing to get the dogs in the hub game before time ran out and Wilbur chastising him that "if only you were a liberal you would have gotten it"
-Sneeg dunking Cyan and everyone clapping and cheering when Seapeakay types "weird dunk"
-George and Wilbur making jokes about Holes in the Wall and Sneeg chiming in "I think they call that a window, guys."
"Or maybe a door." -George
"Ohh, BIG hole!" - Sneeg
"Hole in the wall, I call that an architectural disaster." -Wilbur
"I call that an outlet." -Ranboo
-Wilbur claiming MCC stands for My Cool Cousin, who gives me weeeed
-Wilbur yelling at George to DO DRUGS WITH HIM
"I don't even know what a drug is." -George
"Oh George, you will." -Wilbur
-"Ngl, that didn't hit as hard as Wilbur coming first." -George about Ranboo's third place in HITW
"Nothing hits as hard as me coming...first." -Wilbur
-"We can all come together, guys." -Wilbur
-"Speaking of primes, you know you could get a free Twitch Prime right now if you subscribe to the person you're watching. You could rob Jeff Bezos right now if you wanted to." -Wilbur
"You're taking money out of his pocket and giving it to us!" -George
"We'll make unions. Unlike him." -Wilbur
-Wilbur dying in HITW and Sneeg saying, "don't worry, the princesses are up."
-Wilbur lamenting all the dog petting he's missing whenever he does anything else in the hub
-"I'm close." -Wilbur
"What." -Sneeg
"Maybe don't be. Maybe don't." -Ranboo
-*obligatory Wilbur Soot pines after Grian moment*
"Is it because I'm on the Dream SMP, Grian? If I was on Hermitcraft, then would you pet the dogs with me?"
-"Bark bark." -Ranboo
-Wilbur has a sixth sense for when they're going to be dunked, to the point where he predicts whether they'll be dunked before every round with 100% accuracy
-Ranboo laughing maniacally in the middle of the decision dome, and George being genuinely concerned
"I'M GETTING CONSTANT TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET!" -Ranboo
-Ranboo reacting to Grid Runners by excitedly saying "we get to team!! we get to work!"
"I'm so excited to be a team with you guys." -Sneeg
-Tommy constantly asking Wilbur if he can make jokes about being a liberal and whether he'll get canceled, and Wilbur responding "it's just not very funny, Tommy. You won't get canceled, it's just not funny though."
-Ranboo asking Wilbur to take out the Spirit Box to see if the demons will give them good luck for future games
"It said 'Yes sir!' Thank you demons, now go and possess Georgenotfound, his address is 123 Fake Street!" -Wilbur
-George saying "if I got it wrong, it's not my fault!" in the colored wool room in GR
-Pink getting scammed on the flipped trapdoor in the Shoot the Targets room
-Ranboo saying "after this, it gets better!" during the GR room scoring and the three subsequent placements immediately disproving him with 10th, 9th, and 8th
-"I'm dogging guys, I'm dogging. Sneeg, drop an 'I'm dogging' for us." -Wilbur
-"That's exactly 2005 coins away, what were you doing in 2005, Ranboo?" -Wilbur
"I was only two years old, so I was probably getting a lot of head injuries. I hit my head on a lot of things as a kid." -Ranboo
-"I'm 37th by the way, so I'm currently carrying." -George
-Ranboo shifting (twerking) next to Scott's team in order to gain his favor
"Man, Ranboo, you're gonna make me act up, shit, man." -Wilbur (in the fuckboi voice)
-Ranboo being trigger happy with fire bombing the first game to have flowers in Decision Dome, and everyone retroactively realizing that was actually a game they wanted
-"Phil used to be good at Rocket Spleef, don't give him too much credit now." -Wilbur
"PHIL SUCKS NOW." -Ranboo
"Everyone should type that in his chat." -Wilbur
-Wilbur saying "I came out now, I'm no longer inside" in RSR and Ranboo saying "Lame."
"You really just got mad at him for doing the same thing you did. 'How could he, poser." -Sneeg
-Wilbur having so much fun flying around that he forgot to actually move along with the map
-Everyone scolding Wilbur to not start quarrels after he said "I eliminated your mum" to George
-Everyone else vocalizing as Wilbur falls to his slow death in 40th place after he accidentally used his updraft 10 seconds into the round and continuing to sing after Wilbur screams his rage into the mic and leaves the room for a hot minute
-Ranboo laughing his villainous laugh after stealing George's coins on a kill
"MY COINSSSSS." -Ranboo
"DIE, IDIOTS." -George
-Wilbur repeatedly joking to George that he's going inside him, he's trying to go inside him but he keeps slipping out, he's trying to get inside-
-"You're a slippery boy, aren't you George?" -Wilbur (WHY)
-George letting out the most bloodcurdling screams in RSR and everyone cracking up
"Someone just saw his family die." -Sneeg
-Everyone just losing their fucking minds from sheer rage in RSR and Wilbur going into poetic fury spirals of speech
"HOW COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER FOR YOU, YOU SHITTY GAME? DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU CAVIER ON A TRAY? DO YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE FOR YOU A LITERAL PILE OF SUSHI? SOME GOLD CRESTED FLOWERS?
I WILL POUR PERFUME ON THE VIOLET. I WILL GUILD REFINED GOLD. I WILL GUILD THE LILY. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, PLEASE MCC. HOLY SHIT.
OH, TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW CREEPS IN THIS PETTY PACE FROM DAY TO DAY." -Wilbur, possessed by the demon of a Shakespearean actor
-Everyone making Petezahhutt their public enemy no.1 for no reason other than he is winning
"He's skipping like a pebble on a lake!" -Sneeg
"Oh, CONGRATULATIONS, Petezahhutt." -Ranboo
"YOUR NAME IS A RESTAURANT." -Wilbur
-"You know what this is making me crave? Just cocaine. You ever do cocaine, Georgenotfound? You want to do cocaine with me?" -Wilbur
-George looking up words that rhyme with 'vote' in order to make his terrible puns
"Audience vote, more like audience federal reserve note." -George
"Alternatively, audience rocky mountain goat."
"George I love you, but if you continue I really will have to just kill myself, so please stop." -Wilbur
-Ranboo and George strategizing to build penises and swear words in Build Mart
-"Am I being gaslit and girlbossed right now?" -Wilbur, during a bit where the other team members pretend they can't hear him
-Billzo coming into Ranboo's room soaking wet and yelling at him, and Ranboo telling his team that there was a rat in his room
-"Guys, I think our team dynamic is getting a little rocky-" -Ranboo
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUCK YOU!" -Sneeg
-"My Chakras are very misaligned right now, and if you don't realign them soon I might have to start horoscoping all over the place." -Wilbur
-Wilbur desperately defending the extensive use of brick within Britain
"Brick keeps things warm, it's a cold place!" -Wilbur
-"You are off your rocker." -Wilbur to Ranboo
"I am fully inside my rocker, okay? I am so far on my rocker I am inside it." -Ranboo
-Wilbur saying his "thing" in SB is placing the TNT up the candy cane elevators, and he can't do it this time :(
-"We'll go over to Red, give them a little *kiss noise*" -Wilbur
-"Yeah that's right, back up bitches!" -Sneeg
"Back up! I've got this bread!" -Ranboo
"Hey, nice dude." -Sneeg
-George trolling them by saying he's dead when he wasn't as a. as a little white lie. as a little funny-
-"BURROW, SNEEG. BURROW LIKE THE MOLEMAN YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE." -Ranboo
-Wilbur kicking Sneeg from his guild because his comms weren't clear enough
"You can cough, coughing is fine. Georgenotfound, you can sniff a little cocaine if you want. But the rest of you have to be quiet." -Wilbur
-"Look at us, when we apply ourselves, it's like Breaking Bad!" -Wilbur
+Ranboo immediately falling into the void after he says that
-Wilbur's chat constantly asking him to talk to demons again
-Everyone just repeating the phrase "they're building a house!" to each other for several seconds like a cursed record, until they transition to saying "they're building a bridge! They're building a house-bridge!"
-George getting upset at Sneeg for not inviting him to his wedding even though they literally just met
"Your mistake was not getting to know me earlier, I guess. Should've invested in Sneeg when you had the chance." -Sneeg
-Wilbur insulting Sneeg and Ranboo for crying at the wedding, and Sneeg calling him a "drunk bastard"
"You were like, 'Sneeg, I haven't gotten super drunk in a long time. I'm gonna do it tonight,' and I was like okay man." -Sneeg
-"Better watch out George, I'm coming for that 38th place." -Sneeg
-Sneeg proposing his Dream SMP character to be an old man on a mountain who shows up at the end credits and just says "Wow. That was weird."
-Ranboo momentarily transforming into Eggman as he releases his MEGA Egg
"It's a MEGA Bunny released from my MEGA Egg."
-"A minecraft bird can't fly with two left wings!" -Wilbur
-"Buy an M4 and shoot Tommyinnit. Sorry, what?" -Wilbur, whose automatically response is apparently violence against Tommyinnit
-"He's like, 'YES, I KILLED HIM, AHAHAHA'. Shut up." -George
"Nobody wins in ~war~." -Wilbur
-Wilbur and Ranboo repeatedly saying Penis. Penis. Penis. Balls. Balls. Balls. while staring at Red's wool formation in BB
-"I love this team dynamic. They're gonna write about this one." -Ranboo (Yes.)
-"From here on, should I be the one to do the sneaky ninja stuff? Should I be the sneaky ninja?" -Wilbur
-"They're coming for you George, they're clopsing on you." -Sneeg, language innovator
-"No!! I hate everything! I hate everything! I thought I could be special!" -George
-Wilbur commanding everyone's chat to Begin Barking, it gives them power
-"Guys, if we keep acting like this the Reddit is going to write negatively about our team dynamic, and I can't have that!" -Ranboo
-"Ahhh!! Grian!" -Ranboo
"That's how I feel every time I open up my sub box." -Wilbur
-"Wait, George is gonna beat me in the leaderboard, FUCK!" -Sneeg
"YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE, I HATE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING. WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING." -George
-"I love MCC, I love MineCraft Championships. I love MineCraft Championship 21, on the 30th of April, 2022." -Ranboo
-The team dynamic degrading to the point that Sneeg and George decide to forego competing in the championship and instead focus on beating each other up
-"George, if you don't pick up the pace, they're gonna call you a support player." -Wilbur
"They're gonna say he has good comms." -Sneeg
-Everyone having a deep bloodlust for the death of Build Mart
"BURN. BURN. BURN." -Ranboo
"Whoever did that had big hellacious dick energy." -Sneeg
-"Hey guys, can I quickly drop some Sand Daddy knowledge for a minute here?" -Wilbur
-The two White Noise boys going off together in SOT
-"Will the fish stop shitting on me, oh my god, bro. Just take my money. Jesus." -Sneeg
- Wilbur helping Ranboo solve a puzzle and saying he's "a bit of a Riddler ;)"
-George LITERALLY running the timer up to less than 10 seconds left in SOT in order to get those last few coins and giving everyone a heart attack
-"Maybe we just don't vote. Maybe we let fate decide. Look, the demons are on our side!" -Wilbur
-The story arc of Pete being Pink's enemy this MCC being resolved by him failing to get Build Mart and everyone celebrating his demise with wild rapture
-Wilbur breaking into a song of victory and George listening in silence for a minute, then responding "ok."
-"You've got this George. You're on well-known speedrunner Jack Manifold." -Wilbur
-Ranboo entering the hunter box in PKT and George expressing Great Distress at the fact he's been boxed
"You're trapped! Get him out, get him out!!" -George
"Don't leave me here, George!" -Ranboo
-(WHY does George scream like that it's so shrill he sounds like a dying cat)
-George telling Wilbur to stay alive and Wilbur taking that as his cue to break into another impromptu Hamilton cover
-"Didn't we get projected 7th? Yeah, get shit on. Get absolutely destroyed!!" -Sneeg, after Pink finished in 6th
-Everyone attacking Ranboo for not having a coin yet
"See that's the thing, you've all won once!" -Ranboo
"I've won twice, actually." -Wilbur
-*obligatory everyone is shook by how good Sapnap is*
"Oh yeah, I forgot that Sapnap was actually so good at Dodgebolt." -Ranboo
"He's a menace!" -Sneeg
-Wilbur encouraging all future doctors to become streamers instead
"No, we need doctors!" -Ranboo
"We need streamers! How else will I sit on my couch and watch streams?" -George
"Yeah, we need another guy with brown hair." -Sneeg
-Wilbur making beeps for "ambience" and Ranboo and Sneeg being absolutely convinced he's rigged the arena with a bomb
"If Blue team doesn't win this, all of New York is going down!" -Ranboo
-"At the end of the day, I'm the real winner here." -George
"That's true, you do get the honor of being Georgenotfound." -Ranboo
"Nobody could wear it better." -Sneeg
-Wilbur getting first on dog pets with 2214 pets, and Sneeg calling him "the goodest of boys" and "the Pet Master"
"I'm a first place petter, through and through." -Wilbur
#mcc#mcc 21#wilbur soot#georgenotfound#sneegsnag#ranboo#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO HEAR WILBUR SOOT SAY THE WORDS 'HELLACIOUS COCK'. DO YOU KNOW. APPRECIATE MY SACRIFICE#I knew this pov was going to be chaotic but the energy was truly unmatched#what did they put in the water this mcc#for the record I might be making one more of these for team cyan and then I'll transition to mcc22#if anyone is inclined Please share your thoughts in the comments or reblogs seeing ppl care about these teams too makes my day :)#Tumble user hydra-wing prepare yourself this is a long and cursed one#birb's mcc recaps
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random YD question but. you said in ch.12 that Q's mum taught him to wait til marriage but also he & Karl have been romantically attached for, what, 5 years? this made me curious about YD!Quackity's thoughts on infidelity and what "counts" as infidelity. does he see himself as having cheated on his husband? if not, did he refrain from cheating because of his mum's advice or because he was afraid of schlatt? idk im just so interested in Q's worldview and how ppl like schlatt & karl fit into it.
C!Quackity in general is a very complex character, and so is YD!Quackity. I’ve spent a bit thinking about this question, so here’s what I’ve got to say. I’m gonna ramble a bit, so sorry!!
Quackity has never kissed Karl.
Let me get something from a little worldbuilding oneshot I wrote for J last month:
Quackity wants to cheat on his husband with his best friend, and he hates it.
“Fuck your husband,” Wilbur declares, throwing back another shot. They’re two hours into their bi-monthly forbidden, secret drunk karaoke night, and Wilbur is already as drunk as a walking corpse can get.
Quackity smiles and raises his own shot glass of blood in a toast that Wilbur gladly accepts.
“Fuck my husband!” Quackity cheers. He can’t really get drunk, unlike Schlatt with his weird alcohol-blood cocktails, but the rush of the evening is still enough to leave him feeling a little tipsy.
He stares down at his cell phone an hour later. Karl’s contact is pulled up, but he doesn’t dare call him.
Wilbur slides an arm over Quackity’s shoulders and murmurs drunkenly into his ear, “Just call him, man. You look like a horse.”
Quackity snorts and looks at him amusedly. “A horse?”
Wilbur nods, serious. “Long face.”
He reaches out and pulls down the corners of Quackity’s already-frowning mouth. Quackity smacks him until he backs off with a giggle.
“I’m married,” he sighs. “I can’t just…”
“It’s not like you’re actually, uhm, doing anything. Friends hang out all the time!”
Like okay take that with a grain of salt because I’m still kinda fuzzy on specifics here, but… yeah!
He felt horrible about it, because, as we’ve seen in his little pre-canon oneshot, he still loved Schlatt at least a little. More than that, he loved the power that he thought he had gotten from being Schlatt’s partner (in multiple senses of the term.) But also? He didn’t feel that bad, because he’s always known that Schlatt is a bit of a piece of shit. But also? He felt really bad about it… for a certain period of time. He gave up on that pretty soon after he and Karl had a proper talk about things and he realized, wow, is this what it’s like to have someone actually love you?
So yeah he’s like, yeah, I cheated on my husband, but it’s not like I had any other choice. He couldn’t exactly divorce Schlatt for a couple of reasons, but also? He almost doesn’t consider what he did cheating anymore because he genuinely doesn’t consider the last like decade or so of his relationship with Schlatt as anything but a business relationship. He still felt a bit of love for Schlatt, but he doesn’t think that Schlatt felt any for him.
Karl’s smile is small, but it’s warmer than a campfire. He raises a hand to cup Quackity’s cheek. Quackity nuzzles into the touch with only a smidge of shame.
His wedding ring is on the side table somewhere beneath a pile of general rubbish. Schlatt won’t be home for another two weeks. There’s plenty of time to find it.
(Also from the same worldbuilding oneshot)
But not once has he ever kissed Karl, and we know that he wants to because he’s admitted as much in his pov segments. He’s down bad. The problem is, and it’s always been, that he’s afraid. He is a very scared character, and so is c!Quack. He doesn’t want to lose anything or anyone, and that includes Karl in this case. Like okay so their relationship has kind of been an open secret for a good while, but only in the same sense as like tabloid photos. No one is really sure, because why would Quackity openly cheat on literal monster J. Schlatt? He’d get himself killed doing that. And that’s how Quackity likes it. Yeah, he’d like to be open about it (he’s been planning his and Karl’s wedding in a notebook for like five years now), but he doesn’t want Karl getting hurt. When Schlatt was alive, Quackity was very careful because he knew that Schlatt was dangerous. Even now that Schlatt is dead, his legacy lives on in the back of Quackity’s brain. He’s fucking scared and paranoid of anything going wrong and something happening to Karl because of him, so. Yeah.
I don’t think any of that made any actual sense so sorry..
#skeleton appreciation day fic#asks!#anon!#idk man I don’t think about him as much as I should#long post
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[Tommy bursts into Wilburs office]
Wilbur!
[Wilbur doesn’t look up from what he’s writing.]
Hi Tommy.
Chat's being weird, do you know what I've been told today?
What have you been told, Tommy?
First, someone says I've been blessed by gods. Then, someone asks if my moms a goddess! Man, I've never been so lost in my fucking life!
…What?
Exactly. Nobody will explain, either! I've just been left with this.
What type of God would have a child and then just dump them in a forest?
Yeah, I thought gods were supposed to be nice! Granted, I barely remember that fucking forest, but still! If it was a god they need to be fired.
That’s not how that one works, I think.
This is dumb. Why does chat just tell me things and move on? It's like i just got shot and then given an apple, like what am I supposed to do now?
You want my advice? Just ignore them. They get bored eventually.
I'll try, but if they keep saying shit I might explode.
I prefer my Vice President un-exploded, if you could not.
No promises.
[Wilbur puts his quill down.]
Does it bother you? Not knowing where you came from?
I mean... kind of. I've got no clue if I had a family before you found me, which isn't fun to think about.
If you wanted to go looking one day, I’d… well, I probably couldn’t go with you. But I’d get you supplies and things.
Thanks Wilbur. Anyway, I'm gonna go now, you have fun with your never-ending paperwork.
Wait, I mean it, okay? You’re my brother but if you think you have blood out there, I’ll help you find them, if that’s want you want.
...I know, Wilbur. I don't know if I'm gonna go hunting just yet, but I'll keep it in mind. I'll see you later, big man.
See you.
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DSMP comforting you pt. 1 ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡
Pairings: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Wilbur Soot, C!Technoblade, Eret, Punz × Reader
❝ Dream ❞
You cannot be upset near this man
He will abandon everything to comfort you
He's in the middle of a stream? He's eating? On the other side of the city? Who cares, you're more important
Will first ask you whats wrong and from there he'll choose what to do
If you want to talk about it he'll hand you Patches so that she can calm you while you talk
If you don't he'll do anything to distract you
Probably ends up dragging you out and buying you things you like, which makes you feel guilty for spending his money, but he insists cause he loves you, and you feel more guilty, and it's a continuous loop of cheesiness
"Dream, I'm fine, I don't need another hoodie-"
"You're right you have mine... let's go buy some other clothes then"
"DREAM-"
Don't even waste your time stopping him, it ain't happening
❝ Georgenotfound ❞
It'll take a while to realize that you're not doing ok
It's not really his fault
But he'll go in full panic mode once he realizes
'What do I do? Should I hug them? Ask them what happened? Should I ask Dream? Or Sapnap? Ok, maybe not Sapnap-'
He'll start looking like that meme with all the equations around his face
You, of course, notice the weird behaviour of your boyfriend and come to the conclusion that he knows you're upset
You try to tell him that it's ok, that you just need some time to calm down and collect your thoughts
He does not listen and tries to cook for you
Didn't end well
"Geroge, do you smell smoke?"
"Noo, what? What are you talking about?
"Wait are you in the kitchen?!"
"NO- don't come in-"
You ended up ordering take out and cuddling while watching a random movie
At least it's the thought that counts
And he did get a few laughs out of you
❝ Sapnap ❞
You thought you could be sad near this man? HAH, you thought wrong!
As soon as he sees a glips of a frown he is jumping on you, literally
He will then proceed to give you the most innocent puppy dog eyes, like he didn't just jump on you, and ask
"Why are you sad darl?"
He'll caress you as he listens to you explain why you are upset
He'll even help you with your problems
He is also never letting you go. You are stuck in his arms until he is 100% sure you're ok
"Sap I have to go to the bathroom"
"No"
"What do you mean no? Sap I have to pee-"
"Don't care"
❝ Badboyhalo ❞
I don't know why I imagined this, but I did
If he sees you upset he'll caress your cheeks, play and pull them a little bit, as he asks you what's wrong
He'll continue to do it even when you're explaining what happened
You had to sometime stop talking since it's hard to say words when you're being squished
"Bwad- mwy cheeksh-"
"Shh, just keep on explaining"
Once you're done he'll shower your face in small kisses and tell you that everything is ok and that he is always there if you needed him
And then he'll order pizza for the both of you, because food makes everybody happy
❝ Wilbur Soot ❞
He's prepared
He has a whole mental list of things to do whenever you get upset
First he'll sit you down, make you comfortable and ask what's wrong
He'll then comfort you and offer some advice if you wanted
Then he'll make you watch some funny videos that chat sent him for YLYL
"pIGEON!"
"Hey! That's my line-"
Sometimes he'll sing to you. Maybe even an unreleased song of Lovejoy
❝ C!Technoblade ❞
He is not good with comforting...or emotions
But he did this once and it worked so now he always does it and it always seem to work
What he'll do is drag Steve in the house, sit him in front of you, hide behind him, and starts talking, acting like Steve is the one doing the talking, while moving the bear's arms around too
"Hallo! It me, Steve! Now tell me what's wrong"
"Techno, what are you doings?"
"Me not Techno, me Steve! Now talk"
"Bruh..."
"Ok, rude much you copycat"
The three of you always end up cuddling togheter by the fire place
❝ Eret ❞
I think they'd just talk to you, to calm you down
Have you heard them?!?
You could fall asleep just by the sound of their voice alone
Whenever you're upset they always approaches you with a warm smile and pull you into their arms
Just you two, in eachothers arms, as Eret rubs slow circles into your back and calmly reassures you
"It's ok honey, everything will be ok. I'm here with you every step of the way. I love you, you know that, right? So so much"
And they always give you kisses on your hands like the royalty they are
❝ Punz ❞
He's another one that panics for a bit
But he'll later pull himself togheter and come comfort you
He'll sit you on his lap, make you talk if you want, and if not he'll try to distract you
I can see him tickling you non stop just to see you smile
"I can't breath, pUNZ-"
"There's that smile, I want to see it more"
"NOO MY SIDES HAHAHAH"
Part Two
#dreamsmp#dsmp#mcyt#dream smp x reader#dsmp x reader#mcyt x reader#dreamsmpscenarios#dsmpscenarios#mcytscenarios#dream x reader#georgenotfound x reader#sapnap x reader#badboyhalo x reader#wilbur soot x reader#technoblade x reader#eret x reader#punz x reader#beescenarios
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Hello! We use the same pronouns! Also, I absolutely love your work darling (is it alright if I call you that?) I was hoping I could request some established relationship Will fluff? Just domestic stuff, like going grocery shopping or cooking dinner. All the love! <3
ayoooo that's so cool! thank you for the compliments, it makes my heart go brrrr. and literally call me whatever you want im good with anything! thank you so much for the request! I never got a chance to do it for the event so its been on my mind forever!
{Ikea} Wilbur Soot x Reader
pronouns: not mentioned
word count: 795
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"Oooh! What about this!" You pulled Wilbur by the hand to a sitting room display. "I really like the wicker chairs! They look so comfortable!"
Wilbur shook his head, "Those chairs are half our budget. No."
You pouted, "Please, Wil! Just run seven ads next time! That's what Sapnap does!"
"I'm not running ads so that you can have some wicker chairs that don't even match the living room. We are here to get a new sofa, that is it," He reminded you.
Unluckily for Wilbur, the sofas were in the very back of the store, right before the clearance section. It took awhile to actually get back there.
At first, Wilbur thought your curiosity was cute and adorable. You would get so excited over the ridiculously priced furniture that you had to put together, remind you. It wasn't your fault though, it was Ikea's. They had so many interesting things to build, it was adult Legos!
Eventually, Wilbur got fed up with you running off, "Just hold my hand okay?"
You smiled at him, "Okay Mr. Simpbur..."
He huffed, "I am not being a simp right now, I am simply keeping you near me so that way you don't find something and make my pockets hurt."
"Fine..." You gave up your hand to him in defeat and let him lead the way.
You tried a few times to run off and look at some tables, they did have really neat designs, but Wilbur kept a firm grip and made sure you stayed by his side.
He was hesitant to let go when you arrived at the sofas; however, he still had a little trust in you and let go. Besides, you were finally looking at things that you could buy.
"What shape are you thinking?" Wilbur asked you.
"Why are you asking me?" You tilted your head towards him. "It's your house and you're paying. I'm just here to spend time with you."
"Do you really think that?" He asked.
You nodded, "Well yeah. I did move in with you after all, and kinda quit my job because I had to move so far..."
"Don't think like that," He begged. "This is our home. We share everything now. I wanted you here because you're gonna be at the house more than I am. I wanted to make sure you had something you liked to lounge on."
You blushed, "O-Oh. Well um, I think if we want to have friends over we should get a bigger size. Maybe an L sofa?"
"Yeah sure!" Wilbur agreed, "That's a good start!"
You jumped on a nice white one, "This one looks elegant!"
Wilbur ran his hand across the arm, "I don't think white is a good choice. I drink too much to have something white. Let's go find a darker colored one."
Wilbur sat down on a dark brown leather sofa, he patted the spot next to him, "Whatcha think?"
You sat down and immediately sunk far down, "This is way too soft, and the stitches feel weird to me. I think we need a softer fabric."
To speed up the process, you and Wilbur started at different ends of the rows. There was tons to go through and eliminating them was easy. After every evaluation, you two looked at each other and shook your head.
You eventually met Wilbur in the middle, how ironic. Wilbur was the first to sit down, "Oh I like this one, come have a sit."
You sat down next to him, "Oh yeah this is nice!"
Wilbur put his arm around you and pulled him closer to him, "Imagine this, love. I just got done streaming, and you've been waiting all day for me to come back. I open the door and dive onto this couch and get all snuggled up to you like I am now." Wilbur pretended to grab something next to him, "I take the remote and turn on your favorite Disney movie, and eventually we fall asleep."
You smiled, "All because of this sofa?"
"All because of this sofa," He confirmed. "You wanna get it?"
You nodded, "I do."
Wilbur pulled you off of the sofa and grabbed its identity card, "Let's go check this out then."
You hung onto his elbow as he led you up front to the checkout. You looked around and slowed down. Wilbur turned his head to see what caught your attention.
"You see the hanging chair don't you?" He sighed.
You nodded excitedly, "It looks really pretty. I can hang out in it in the background of your streams..."
Wilbur looked down at you. You gave him your best puppy dog eyes that you could, "Go grab it."
"Yay!" You cheered and pecked his cheek with your lips before running over.
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finally
feral boys x streamer!reader (separate)
genre: fluff, crack
warning(s): none
synopsis: the feral boys finally meet their favorite streamers
dreamwastaken / clay
word count: 407
the day you met dream, you were on the phone with your best friend george, also known as georgenotfound
the day you met dream, you were on the phone with your best friend george, also known as georgenotfound
he was speedrunning on stream while you were on a discord call with him
his viewers knew who you were, not only because you were george’s best friend but also because you were a streamer too
you weren’t a big one but well known for how well you play battle box in mcc
george was about to end his stream after an unsuccessful speed run when he asked you something
“you know dream right?”
“yeah, of course, he’s one of your other best friends” you answered
“are you okay with me adding him to the call?” he asked you.
“uh sure, but aren’t you gonna end stream?”
“no, i will after this.” he giggled
“why? are you trying to embarrass one of us?” you asked him suspiciously.
“you don’t have to worry about that.”
you heard a ding from discord, indicating that someone joined your voice chat
“hello? dream?” george asked.
“george. why? why are you doing this to me?” dream asked.
“hi dream,” you smiled.
“uh, hi. hi (y/n).”
“george why did you add me to the call?” he asked george.
“well, i know how much you like watching their stream. and considering you’re both my best friends, why not introduce you! perfect right? anyways. i’m gonna end my stream now. let’s raid karl. and you two can talk to each other. bye now!” he left the call so now it was just you and dream in the vc
it really warmed your heart that someone with such a big platform liked watching your streams since it had been quite hard to gain a following since you started streaming
“hi dream,” you said once again
he sighed. “hi (y/n).” “i really didn’t want him to do that, i didn’t want this to be the first time we meet, you know. i just love watching your streams so much and i wanted it to, honestly, be in person. but you know, george does what he thinks he shou-”
“it’s okay dream, i’ve actually been looking forward to meeting you, considering you’re also one of george’s best friends. but i do agree, he does tend to do whatever he puts his mind to.”
after you calmed his nerves, his conversation skills skyrocketed and the conversations flowed very easily
you guys spent the rest of the night talking
georgenotfound / george
word count: 326
being a minecraft streamer and a hypebeast got you some recognition
you were a hypebeast model on instagram and when you had announced you started streaming minecraft on twitch you had grown pretty easily
it didn’t take you time before you were invited to join mcc
not just because you had a big following but because you were actually really good at playing
since you didn’t really know any other mc streamers you got placed in a group with people you had never met
their names were Ph1lzA, WilburSoot, and GeorgeNotFound
the first time you talked to them, they welcomed you with open arms and we so nice
“hi (y/s/n)! i’m philza but you can just call me phil,” he introduced.
“hi phil!” you responded.
“i’m wilbur, is this gonna be your first mcc?” wilbur asked.
“yeah, it is. i’m actually really nervous.” you laughed a bit, to get the nerves out.
“ah okay, well no worries. we were all beginners before. don’t worry about trying to score high, just have fun!” phil assured.
“we’re just waiting for one other person and we’ll get started on the practice.” phil continued.
“okie dokie,” you said. you put yourself on mute and wiped the sweat off your hands on your pants.
“hello, hello, sorry i’m late. had trouble starting the server.” you heard.
“well nice of you to join us george.” wilbur said.
“yeah, yeah. hi philza, hi wilbur, hi (y/s/n)- wait, (y/s/n)??” he stuttered
“hi george?,” you said softly.
“oh my god, i’ve watched your streams before, they’re really cool. i enjoy watching them.” he rambled.
you giggled
“well thank you,” you said, still giggling a little.
for the rest of the day you all practiced, everyone giving you pointers, but george watching carefully to make sure you understood the pointers you were getting
and if you didn’t then he knew to tell you which part you were kind of misunderstanding
sapnap
word count: 398
you met sapnap long before you became a streamer
you were a big fan of sapnap
and one day you ran into him in public
it was a short interaction but it really meant a lot to you
so you asked for a picture to remember the moment by
after you took the picture you said your goodbyes and you were extremely excited
a few weeks after than interaction you had made the decision to start streaming
you were thinking about becoming one for a long time and after meeting sapnap you made your decision
because you wanted to be the type of person sapnap was to you
and be a person someone looked up to and meet people that felt the way about you that you feel about sapnap
you’d been a streamer for a few months when you got a raid from sapnap himself
his viewers were suggesting he raided you so he did
you freaked out, you gained a small following and the fact that sapnap decided to raid you? amazed
but what you didn’t know was that he kept watching you
after he saw how appreciative you were he wanted to watch more and he got intrigued
so he followed you and started watching your streams almost every time you streamed whenever he wasn’t busy
after about 2 years of streaming you got a very big following
your supporters were stalking your twitter and found the picture of you and sapnap when you both met
they then began to repost it on twitter tagging the both of you
you saw it and replied, “LMAO i look so small. but big shoutout to sapnap for raiding me as a small streamer and making all this possible <3″
he saw your reply and his eyes went big
HE MET YOU BEFORE!??
he then proceeded to respond to your tweet, “we’ve met before??”
and it went back and forward
“yeah, it was before i was a streamer, we met at like.. the grocery store lol”
“i literally had no idea you were a fan of me”
“yup, i’ve been for the past 3 years”
“dude after i raided you i started watching your streams and you became my favorite streamer”
“well,, you’re still my favorite streamer ;)”
after that sapnap dmd you asking if you guys could meet in person again
and who could pass up that offer
karl jacobs
word count: 510
you and karl met at twitchcon
you had recently become a big streamer and this was your 2nd time going to twitchcon
1st time having a meet and greet
meeting your supporters meant so much to you
you finally get to give each of them a hug, and it may not be all of them but seeing this many people come out to meet you meant more than anyone could imagine
but being at twitchcon also meant you could meet your streamer friends
which made everything 10x more exciting
you decided to meet up with your friend, valkyrae and you guys were going to a creator party
when you finally got to see her you gave her a huge hug that lasted a while because it was the first time you were meeting in person
once you both reached the venue of where the party was being held you all met up with your other friends. you hadn’t met any of them in person but rae had
you saw sykkuno, lily, michael, toast, and a few other people and smiled really big, excited to see all of them
you finally got to them and pulled them into a group hug
“you guys!! oh my god it feels so good to finally meet all of you!” you said.
“it’s nice to meet you in person, (y/n).” sykkuno said smiling at you
you let go of the hug and remembered everyone else that they were with
“hi! i’m (y/s/n) but you can just call me (y/n),” you said with a smile.
“this is karl, poki, and scarra.” toast introduced.
you saw karl and poki whispering to each other while you got into a conversation with everyone else.
poki coughed and said, “hey guys! don’t we have to go to that thing, right? that thing.” hinting at something, looking between you and karl.
you’re pretty sure everyone caught on and they all agreed.
“oh yeah! that thing!”
“yeah, we should probably go!”
“yup, don’t wanna be late to that thing.”
you looked at them with an unimpressed look as they walked away, looking behind their shoulders to see you and karl standing there.
“hi, i’m-i’m karl, i’m sorry about that. i just told poki that you’re like literally my favorite streamer and i guess she wanted us to talk more? i don’t know, but it’s really nice to meet you.” karl said.
you laughed as you quickly understood your friends weird behavior
“yeah, you raided me a few times- thank you for that by the way. it helped me a lot in growing my fanbase and i don’t think i’d be where i am if you hadn’t raided me.” you smiled at him. he beamed and smiled back at you.
“yeah, no, it was no problem. like i said you’re literally my favorite streamer and being able to help you with that is absolutely insane to me.”
for the rest of the party, your friends could see both of you talking the night away
and maybe even dance together
quackity
word count: 428
finding out what to do for stream was kinda hard when pretty much all your friends were busy
but then you got a text from karl, asking if you wanted to play jackbox with him and a few friends
you accepted, knowing you wouldn’t have anything else to stream
in the lobby it would be you, karl, dream, sapnap and a few other people you didn’t know
when it was finally time to play, you started up your stream and introduced what you’d be playing that night
“hey guys, welcome welcome, welcome. today i’m gonna be playing jackbox with karl, dream, sapnap, and a few other of karls friends.”
you joined the vc and immediately heard a lot of boys talking very loudly
you let out a small, “hello?”
somehow everyone heard you and stopped talking
“(y/n)!” karl yelled out.
dream and sapnap let out a “hi, (y/n)” and you said hello back.
“hi everyone, i’m (y/s/n) but you all can call me (y/n)” you introduced yourself.
eveyrone else said hi and introduced themselves
you found out you were playing with quackity, wilbur, tommy, and techno too
during mad verse city karl was going against quackity and his rap went something like this
“you talk so weird, i’m gonna need translator, next time (y/n)’s here they’re gonna be a hater, because your big crush on them i’ll see ya later”
your mouth was wide open while all the boys started teasing quackity
“what the fuck! i don’t have a crush on them!”
quackity ended up losing that one.
after the game and you ended you stream you asked quackity to stay
“hi quackity,” you said, with an energetic voice
“... hey, (y/n)”
“sooo, was what karl said true?” you asked.
“mm not necessarily. it’s not that i have a crush on you. you’re.. just my favorite streamer and you know. this is the first time i’m meeting you and i was telling all of them that i’m nervous because i’ve never talked to you before and i think you’re a great streamer and that you put out really funny content and i didn’t wanna embarrass myself but. karl did that for me.” he rambled
you giggled
“i think that’s really cute. thank you for supporting me. you can dm me on twitter or discord if you ever wanna play sometime.” you told him and left the vc.
you then saw all the boys you were playing with pile into the vc and you could only imagine what they were talking about.
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