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I’m not super active in Starkid internet circles so idk if this is something that’s been talked abt before/anyone else’s theory/a common theory etc but.
I rewatched NPMD last night (the proshot is GORGEOUS) and developed something of a. crack theory? Actual theory? I’m not sure anymore. It could be both.
One of the lines in Dirty Girl sung by Max is “I am expecting you to be-betray me” which is a really interesting line on its own in the context of the rest of the play. It’s foreshadowing, it’s innocuously set in the middle of a sexy song, it’s wholly overlooked as Grace drools over fantasy!Max’s crucifix. But… why is it even there? What’s the point of that line in GRACE’S FANTASY? Why would her fantasy of Max expect her to betray him?
My theory. My theory is that it’s not really HER fantasy at all. Or… it is, but it’s complicated.
The whole musical, the entire power struggle with Max dying in the Waylon house eventually leading to Grace taking up her holy crusade to kill all dirty dudes using the Black Book and invoking the Lords in Black, only happens because Grace sets it all in motion. Because she gets horny, and engages with a fantasy of Max who appears to her and tells her… that he’s expecting her to betray him.
All I’m saying is that I wouldn’t put it past the Lords in Black to somehow be able to engage with the waking world (or NOT the waking world— Grace specifically opens her eyes when her dad knocks on her door at the end of Dirty Girl, if I remember correctly, like she was fantasising or DREAMING with her eyes closed) and beam a vision/dream/what-have-you of Max Jaegerman directly into Grace’s head in order to fuck with her and set THEIR plans into motion.
#they’ve done more for less!#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#wade talks#my meta#lords in black#grace chasity#grace chastity
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shipping jay and tim is not a red flag per se but if you are against brian and tim we are shooting you on sight also
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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pete's fly-eating instincts intensify - end under cut!
#spideypool#peter parker#wade wilson#spider-man#deadpool#i should come up with an au tag sorry#as with all of these i ripped a lot of dialogue from nevi and my's au#that's why there is so much fucking talking and Nothing Happens#sorry dhfjsjann
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this is a question for the mod. me and my own personal deadpool are planning on doing a couples cosplay of well...you know. but im stumped on what casual clothes the guys would wear out of their spandex...so im wondering whats your go-to casual outfits for them?
#ask-spiderpool#spideypool#fashion icons...#wade talks a big game and heckles peter for his wardrobe but buddy.... buddy...#future wade and peter are going to be so much better dressed. i promise.#good luck on the couples cosplay anon!!!
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Watching people call the Supreme Court “American taliban/Isis” and sharia law like you are so unabashedly racist, islamophobic, and orientalist that you can’t comprehend that this was made by White Evangelical Americans and wasn’t influenced by any of those groups but 100% White Evangelical American in its conception
#people rlly see white American injustice in the US and go what are we a bunch of MUSLIMS??#plus it goes against Islamic beliefs on abortion which is permitted#saif talks#// abortion rights#roe vs. wade#I’m very annoyed
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People will say with their full chest "no one has ever thought [discourse topic] about the dsmp" and you check their account and they made their blog in 2023. How the hell would you know
#look anika's talking!#the BULLSHIT we have waded through is beyond your imagination#mcyt#dsmp#anika famous moment
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TALK 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 ABORTIONS
#abortion#roe v wade#reproductive rights#(this is all i’m thinking about lately and i don’t quite know why)#even if you’ve had a non-elective abortion TALK ABOUT IT
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happy st paddy's day to him
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LMAO HE'S ON DEADPOOL'S FREE PASS LIST
#the free pass lost was pre arangsd apparently#just imagining him and his wife sitting down and discussing who and who shouldn't be on the free pass list#like they have the google slides and notes app and everything#spiderman#deadpool#spideypool#wade wilson#peter parker#talking#rambling
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“I got into bg3 so i could romance astarion” “i got into bg3 so i could romance karlach” all well and good however. i got into bg3 bc i saw a clip of the mind flayer sex scene and decided i wanted me some of that. we are not the same.
#‘you can fuck a mind flayer in this game’ well why didn’t you LEAD with that#bg3#baldur's gate 3#this is 100% true btw#well that and the draw of being able to make one of my dnd characters that i wanted to play as jskfjskfjsj#wade talks#the emperor
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sometimes you look at a person and you think of course you're an alex kralie stannie
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gotta nurse the baby boy back to health, part iv (prev) | (next)
🕷️ written by me & nevi
#spideypool#peter parker#wade wilson#spider-man#deadpool#that's right wade baby just talk him through it#martian manhunter AND frozen references in the same panel how did we end up here#mine#blood#earth-748#blood cw
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Yt women want to be the number one victims at all time soooooo bad, don't they. Women of color--especially black women in the past 2 years tried to warn y'all, just like with EVERYTHING they suddenly want woc to 'help' when oppression finally affects them. Now all of a sudden, we get shit like this:
Straight up making it seem like other protests for the lives of black people meant nothing, the protests of the lives of Asian people meant nothing, advocation of immigrants and so much more--oh that's nothing to themed! They never cared. They are making the overturning of Roe v. Wade all about them, get woke points and sympathy.
I'm tired of it.
#ami talks#roe vs. wade#white feminism#white women#abortion#SCOTUS#supreme court#reproductive freedom#reproductive rights
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made a team red shirt and a tshirt version of matt's iconic sweater bc its summer here (australia) and I'm not burning up in a sweater on a 37 degree christmas day :D
#daredevil shirt is painted on#and team red one is an iron on#atlas talks#team red#marvel#mcu#daredevil#matt murdock#deadpool#wade wilson#spiderman#peter parker#diy
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okay I love the energy of witches on here sharing herbs that act as abortifacients and I think it's commendable that you're trying to help but please please please stop. so many of these herbs can cause liver and renal failure. theres a reason we've phased them out in exchange for mifepristone and misoprostal. you are not a chemist nor a doctor nor a licensed abortion provider. if you do not administer these herbs correctly to yourself, you can either get seriously sick or die.
I know that desperate times lead to desperate measures but you do not have to resort to home grown abortion. People have died from home abortions. you will have options. please do not formulate your own abortion.
stop taking medical advice from tumblr.
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