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hauntingblue · 5 months

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MUSHI MUSHI I am monkey d luffy, the man who is going to become pirate king

#him picking up the phone like this always..... yeah #wano has samurais and is closed off to the world?? hey i got that reference (girl who just watched blue eye samurai)#SMOKER SMOKER SMOKER #TASHIGI TASHIGI TASHIGI #faja perdida xd...#them always deciding who goes where by luck instead of idk what logic and abilities.....#the milky road is cool #nami wishing usopp luck and luffy just javing lunch....#they are putting zoro with robin a lot lately.... not enjoying this...#omg robin feeding luffy 🥰#punk hazard is such a name....#very punk indeed #this is ridiculous robin looks like one of the cock destroyers.... this needs to stop....#robin just taking out her dress lmao... not like anyone there cares #usopp is so real.#not eating bc he is anxious but then eating bc he is anxious too #it must yave been the wind....#a dragon???#well...#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 579

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zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas · 3 months

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'hm? oh yeah ofc my internal compass led us to u'

#VJFESKDMCDJISOLXKMCDJSLX #MCDEKS #SO BADLY I WANTED FOR THEM TO HAVE ENDED UP AT THE SAME PLACE BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTERRRR #THE IN SYNC HEAD TURN GODDAMMIT #I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I FUCKING HATE THEM #zosan #one piece #strong world #usopp is like. sanji. babe.#like be for real right now you really just fucking. came to someplace zoro was with 0 effort just instinct???????#like???????? cmon man #that is your RIVAL with HOMOEROTIC GAY TENSION #CMON #one piece strong world

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onepiecethingsilike · 2 months

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Luffy: I can’t swim, so -

Zoro: Say less

#Zoro: im ON it #one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro #monkey d. luffy #luffy #Usopp #Nico Robin #punk hazard #I’m having a marvelous time with punk hazard #the more I think about fishman island the more issues I have with it and was real worried about the following time skip arcs #BUT WE’RE SO BACK PUNK HAZARD IS GREAT SO FAR

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beanghostprincess · 2 months

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It still amazes me the number of people who see the juxtaposition between Nami and Usopp during Wano and their fight against Ulti as "Nami's devotion to Luffy is unmatched, unlike Usopp's" when she isn't able to say he won't be the king of the pirates but Usopp is telling her to lie.

I think most people don't have in mind, either, that Usopp isn't the one being directly asked. He is looking out for Nami and begging her to lie to keep her alive because he is scared to death they might lose her for something as insignificant as lying. For him, lying is a form of survival and it is not that big of a deal because he trusts Luffy enough to tell Nami to lie about her feelings. It is something that will only stay between them because he knows it is better to lie than to die and Luffy would want it that way too.

And that doesn't mean he isn't loyal to Luffy or his dream. He is just looking out for Nami's safety. And as I said-- He isn't being asked directly, either. It is easier to tell others to lie about something of the sort than to do it yourself, and if the roles were reversed I personally think he'd have the most awful of times with it too.

Nami refuses to say Luffy won't become the king of the pirates because for her, even if lying has gotten her out of messes, she puts her trust and loyalty in Luffy before her own instincts of survival because lying is what got her to push them away when they first met and this is the one thing she can't lie about because it would hurt more than death.

Then again, I think she would do the same exact thing Usopp did if she wasn't being the one asked. It is the whole point of the scene, actually. They both know the most rational thing is to lie so the one witnessing the scene will always be cold-headed about it, but the one having to lie is the one suffering the bitter realization of how lying about this and saying it out loud is way harder than it seems from an outsider's perspective.

So I am tired of seeing people criticizing Usopp for his decision during the fight against Ulti as if it were that easy for him to see Nami being about to get killed if she doesn't lie. Sorry for the guy to actually want to protect the people he loves instead of letting her be reckless and basically kill herself freely for telling a truth even Luffy would tell her to lie about if it meant living.

#i am very intense about this scene actually #and usopp haters are so annoying when it comes to this #as if nami wouldn't have done the same if the roles were reversed #they're often on the same page when it comes to survival except for this one time and i think it's because they're not on the same situatio #and also i think nami has a harder time verbalizing these things because she is very vocal abt her trust in luffy #but usopp's trust in luffy is something they know for a fact and he knows that lying wouldn't change that #but i think too that he would've done the same as nami in her situation #and even if he hadn't. he is way more logical when it comes to these things than her #nami makes her beliefs visible and loud while usopp keeps them to himself mostly and i think she needs to say it out loud for it to be real #while for usopp lying is just surface level of believing in something when he trusts his own feelings enough #YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??? i am not crazy #anyway usopp haters i don't like you you're the weakest link and nami would hate you #one piece #usopp #cat burglar nami #wano arc

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beaulesbian · 13 days

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⚔️ ONE PIECE || Zoro smiling & being silly - Fishman Island Arc ⚔️

#roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece #one piece manga #one piece zoro #fishman island #i had this idea to go through post Time Skip arcs and make these compilations of Zoro actually still smiling and grinning #bc he still does that quite a lot. at least in fishman island still #when ppl say he doesnt smile anymore.. i wonder what manga they've read (tbh maybe the anime doesnt put that there as much?#ive watched only few fishman island eps so idk. but i know of at least one of these pics being turned from a smile to a frown so...)#obviously the shift of the themes overall is big. all the characters get more real and serious and its very different from pre timeskip arc #but he's still got his moments #anyway. its funny because he remains silly mostly beside luffy... you know. he missed him. he smiles a lot around him.#and maybe some ppl just overlook those scenes 🤔#also some great and funny zosopp scenes #zolu #luzo #mine #gif:zoro smile #gif:op manga #usopp #sanji #nami #nico robin #straw hats crew #fishman island arc #long post #one piece ch 598 - 654

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aimbutmiss · 5 months

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This is so random but here I go... established post-ts sanuso. Usopp begs Luffy to take him to whole cake, Luffy doesn't want to at first because he thinks an emotional Usopp won't do them any good but after seeing how determined Usopp is he gives in. They crash the wedding together. Then Usopp, in good old mamma mia fashion, says "why waste a good wedding?" and LUFFY ORDAINS THEIR WEDDING because he is a captain of the sea so he can legally do that (that's my hc and im running with it) and they obviously hold another celebration after wano with all the strawhats together

Anyways, Luffy keeps bragging about ordaining a wedding because he thinks it's the coolest thing ever. That is until he brags about it to Buggy and he's like "oh yeah, I used to do that as a side job for extra berry" and Luffy immediately asks him to officiate his and Zoro's wedding and Buggy is just flabbergasted. And then he gets really emotional because Luffy trusts him that much.

Let's just say Zoro is less than pleased but Mihawk coaxes him into unenthusiastic acceptance.

#THIS IS ALL OVER THE PLACE IM SORRY #what buggy and luffy have is very special to me #lets be real buggy would be doing a bunch of ridiculous things on the side for money #also married sanuso...#we deserved usopp on wci #it would parallel water 7 so well #one piece #monkey d. luffy #buggy the clown #roronoa zoro #zolu #sanuso #usopp #black leg sanji #dracule mihawk #bughawk #just implied tho #my writing

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feldsparite · 8 months

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#usopp #franky #water 7 #had to churn this one out real quick #this whole scene is so fucked upppppp #one piece

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mintypsii · 2 months

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one piece x steven universe au where instead of being a crystal gem, luffy is sort of a rogue who flies around in a spaceship adventuring through space and making/recruiting friends on different planets and gem colonies, he was inspired by earthlings and now he wants to live freely without the constraints of gem roles and expectations (tagging this with #gem piece)

#ok im leaving these in the tags because I'm still not 100% sure for these but #usopp. obviously bismuth (inventor; touchy hugger and funny; black coding; fight with mc like in w7; rainbow cough gay also he's artistic)#i could keep going on ab usopp but anyways . the second im p sure about is sanji as a sapphire #like u got the whole running away from ur royal duty thing it's crazy . also he's blue #i was talking this au over with a friend and he mentioned how sanji would have 2 eyes and that's why he'd be ostracized which is so real #SANJI'S AN OFF COLOUR #oomf said sanji would be pearl because bispearl (which is so real) and also lapidot works for sanuso which is so 😭😭 CRYING #idk about the others feel free to drop ur ideas and stuff i need to hear em #i have doodles for this au idk if anyone gaf tho 😞😞 bye #oh also the crystal gems r the revolutionary army :3 i think it fits better idr think luffy would be into that stuff #op #one piece #steven universe #su #monkey d luffy #sanuso #usosan #technically because this au was born from a sanuso idea 😭😭😭#sanji #usopp #gem piece

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luffypeach · 2 months

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usopp is so fxcking funny i can't with him

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fujimousee · 3 months

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@sanusoweek sanuso week day 4 : reality tv (...click 4 quality 😞)

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as-i-watch · 9 months

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Luffy: *is Luffy*

Nami: *inner panic*

Usopp: *actual panic*

Zoro: lmao *drinks*

#they are all so real for this #one piece LA #opla #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece nami #one piece usopp

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moongothic · 5 months

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Seen people share their headcanons of what would Luffy call Crocodile if Crocodad was Real, and it did get me wondering

Like on one hand, Luffy has a perfect track-record with respecting trans people and not misgendering anyone, so if Crocodad Real, Luffy wouldn't misgender him

But also, Luffy has two braincells, and having two people to call "dad" would probably be confusing for him. And Luffy doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd either of his parents "Father" either. Canonically Luffy tends to use more affectionate terms for his family, including Dragon despite never having ever met him ("tou-chan", "ji-chan" for Garp, "nii-chan" for Ace. Note the lack of the polite "o" at the begining, and the use of "chan" instead of "san". The take-away here is that he's basically being a bit familiar and kind of affectionate)

And let us not forget, how Luffy loves giving nicknames to people

So it would be perfectly on-brand for Luffy to come up with a new nickname for Crocodile, if only to help differentiate The Dads

(Like yes, Luffy does technically have a nickname for Crocodile already ("wani", lit. "crocodile"), but it's not really an affectionate nickname (or a particularly disrespectful one either, kind of neutral (though calling someone you're not friends with by a nickname is kind of rude)). And while Luffy can and does drop the funny nicknames for people if he decides he likes them enough (see Hammock turning into Hancock, or Luffy learning Bonney's name and using it because he felt bad for her), if Luffy did learn about Crocodile being his other dad and wanted to treat him as such (which he also might not, to be fair)... yeah he could come up with a new nickname)

Now the question just is... what kind of a nickname would Luffy then come up with?

And because I'm a fucking loser with a passion for translation and localization, I'm almost specifically interested in what kind of a nickname Luffy would come up with in Japanese. And partially because, depending on the nickname, it could just be the exact same nickname in English too. Like Luffy's "Yama-o" got localized as "Yamabro" because the "o" (written as 男, lit. "man") needed to be translated and localized for the nickname to hit the same in English. Same for shit like "split head" for Foxy or "giant shallot" for Moria, or "wani" getting localized as "gator" because Luffy calling Crocodile a "crocodile" as a nickname would not make any sense in English lmao

So... a cute nickname that makes it easy for Luffy to call Crocodile his "dad" without it getting confusing with calling Dragon "dad". Maybe something that ties to his name already and preferably rolls off the tongue easily in Japanese... Like we have our Crocodads and Dadodiles but these nicknames are based in English, so they don't roll off the tongue nicely -> Can't imagine Luffy saying either. But... I think the fans are onto something there... There must be a variation of this nickname that would work well in Japanese...

Papadile.

I could see Luffy coming up with a nickname like that. It would roll off the tongue pretty easily. The only counter argument against it I can think of would be that Luffy does not seem like the kind of guy who would call anyone "papa". Like that word does not fit in his mouth.

...Anything else?

Well. I guess there is the third, forbidden option of Luffy calling him "oyaji" ("pops"), much like Whitebeard's crew called their captain too.

But that just leads us to an interesting thought; what the fuck would Crocodile prefer Luffy call him?

I mean this is Sir "Call me what you will" Crocodile, who generally does not seem to care that much about what people call him. Like we could take that and just assume Crocodile would not give a fuck about what Luffy called him, but it's also possible this could be like The One Exception to The Rule. And there's many potential reasons why too

Like there's the practical side of things where it could be a pain in Crocodile's ass if the world found out the two were related, because it'd mean anything bad happening to either one could be used against the other. Someone targetting Luffy could be then used intentionally to target Crocodile and viceversa. As Dragon said, a child is a parent's weak spot after all. So it could still be in Crocodile's self-interest to keep their blood relation a secret. But also; Crocodile had to leave his child behind. Much like how Olvia felt like she had no right to call herself Robin's mom, it'd make sense to me if Crocodile felt kind of the same. That regardless of their blood connection, he had no right to call himself Luffy's father, let alone deserve to be called that after what he'd done to Luffy.

So maybe Crocodile would prefer to be just called by his name. Maybe he'd be satisfied with that. Perhaps being called "pops" would lowkey annoy the shit out of him because it would just remind him of That Asshole Who Took His Hand and beat his ass. Which, y'know, fair. Perhaps "Papadile" would be just a bit too ridiculous and cutesy for him tolerate. And perhaps Luffy calling him "dad" (or "father", or any variation of it) would be a lot more emotionally compromising to Crocodile than he'd like to admit, especially if he believed he would never be called that

But knowing Luffy, if he knows being called "dad" made Crocodile happy (even if he didn't want to admit it), and if Luffy did decide he liked Crocodile/accepted him as his other dad... He'd probably keep on calling Crocodile some variation of "dad", even if he insisted that "Crocodile was fine"

Also worth noting that according to this SBS, if Croc did raise a child that child would use 父上 ("chichiue"), which is quite a formal way to call someone Father

So that would be Crocodile's canon preferred term but god knows there'd be no way in hell he'd be able to convince Luffy to call him that, shit's way too formal for Luffy

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #I think the most likely thing would be Luffy calling Dragon the cutesy ''tou-chan'' and Crocodile ''otou-san''#It would be more formal than Luffy normal would use but I do feel like Crocodile would veto ''oyaji'' if Luffy tried that #Also considdering the two's relationship so far I think Luffy could try to be SLIGHTLY more formal with Croc than with Dragon #Like they did try to kill each other. Perhaps Croc hasn't earned the -chan from Luffy y'know lmao #But if Luffy wanted to specifically come up with a new **nickname** then Papadile seems the most likely #Regardless I do feel like Papadile would be what like what the Strawhats could start calling Crocodile though lmao #(Namely Nami Sanji and Usopp) (They're not immune to using nicknames for comedic effect) (And let's be real it'd be funny)#(I'd say Robin wouldn't call him that but you know if she wanted to tease him while knowing he can't really stop her. Go off queen)#(Jinbei would just call him by his name though still I'm sure) (Zoro Franky and Brook could go either way)

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rrandomtthings · 10 months

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No, no. I don’t think we understand just how fucked up the straw hats backstories are. Like, we see Zoros & go “oh, he just lost a friend lmao” in the anime. But the live action is really gonna put into perspective just how traumatizing this could be, especially since they’re children

#idk if I worded this right but it makes sense in my head #like it’s so easy to overlook in the anime bc it’s anime #like we’re used to the craziest shit ever so Usopp’s mom dying or Kuina dying is nothing compared to anything else we see #but this is gonna be real . this is gonna hurt #all of their backstories are gonna be heart shattering #god don’t even get me started on Nami’s & Sanji’s backstories #one piece #one piece live action #rran.txt

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ms-all-sunday · 1 month

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"even though its filled with smoke, we can still see the sky, we can still see the ocean, this place isn't hell!" Usopp gets to say the thesis of water 7 and enies lobby both good for him.

It's interesting to analyze why this works, coming back around to skypeia as a happy ending, is water 7 takes everything away from you and pulls absolutely no punches in doing that, and it hits close to home for people like myself who have struggled with mental health their whole lives, and have gotten into fights like this. It's pointing out that even if you destroy all of your relationships willingly for the sake of your self esteem and fear of intimacy life will go on. There will be a tomorrow, even if you feel like you're in hell.

It's how much one piece articulates that, to a level no other story is willing to go, the depth of fear and how badly things can really get even between people who are your friends, who love you, and the naunce of how that can go wrong and how hard it can be to get out of it that makes "this place isn't hell!" meaningful.

#modposts #op #meta #god usopp #enies lobby #ive always been a sucker for stories that go to great lengths to articulate how much something can suck ass #and then say “but everything will be fine”#the only stories that go as far as water 7 and enies lobby to articulate how much something can fuck up when youre mentally ill but still #give its characters grace never give its characters grace.#and so not only within the context of the story is “this place isn't hell!” brave #but in real life as well. because nothing ever goes this far

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beanghostprincess · 8 months

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i love this color spread because it's usopp doodling on everybody's skin and sanji (sanji, who takes care of his hands with a burning passion and would never let anything happen to them) lets him touch and draw on them.

i can picture usopp gently holding sanji's hands to do this and it makes me go fucking wild. insane. i am unwell.

#they're so so so so real #ofc sanji would trust usopp with his hands #gonna cry #black leg sanji #usopp #one piece #sanuso #sanji x usopp

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camels-pen · 7 months

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consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F-#oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap.#and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue.#Literally cannot compute.#and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji'#Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-!#Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao.#i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami'#damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

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