What if mdzs sangcheng meets cql sangcheng??

Thank you so much for the ask! (This is my first [anon] ask too oooohhhh ahhhh!!! AHHHH!!! Oh this is EXCITING!!!)

That’s actually something I’ve been thinking about and wanting to doodle too! Nhs will absolutely instantly become chaotic friends while Jc will be super awkward with this constant distance between them...until they start talking about Jl. 

I’d really love to doodle it in the future but in the meantime: (this is also the first time I’m drawing mdzs!sangcheng so thank you for giving me opportunity! I apologize if I got anything wrong)

do you think aemond had to take a cold shower when he heard (YN) wish him a good night in 'the harsher winters'?

He got to his chambers, jumped on the bed and hugged his pillow while kicking his feet in the air 100% 😍😊🤍

Alys was also there and she just looked at him funny

Work stuff: why-do-they-say-these-things-to-me? Edition, ft. Special Kay.

TW: mention of masturbat!on? SA?

The girl follows anyone around to continue conversation, as much as we urge her to continue her work and follow tasks she is allowed to walk around.

Not my business if they allow it. I'm a baker. Not manager. Tho I do tend to count to five when she has pushed my buttons/exceeded my social patience too much.

I am headed into the freezer and another associate comes to my rescue as the kid is following me in and stops her "you can't talk to Baker about those things, you're too young"

I look at her "I really wasn't listening" I point to my ear bud and Augs nods already knowing I zone out, shes learned my brain works differently and tends to come to my rescue a lot. (I've blocked the kid from my socials as she seemed determined to follow me) I look at the kid and ask "how old?"

"I'm old enough!" She stomps her foot and pouts when I look at her "18" she answers.

"Oh, yeah, did you hear that? Teen. Too young. You must be of the age 25 or older to talk to me of mature topics."

Augs laughs "there you go! Now you- Kay go. you're bothering our baker, leave her alone"

"No! But I can! I mean.. I grew up with my brother masturba+ing next to me!! I might be a virgin but I know about sex! I'm waiting for the right one! I get to choose!" She yells.

I am shooketh. So shooketh I freeze and dissociate for a few moments. Augs again comes to my rescue by going off about how inappropriate that is and there is a line, as she begins to move the girl away from me. Even as Kay goes on to say something about her father.

I hide away in the freezer.

What the fuck do you do with that? She lives with her mom now. I don't know what the fuck.

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Today they sent her home early as she kept screaming about being scared of the manager. That he kept bullying her. Screaming that everytime she turned around he was there.

First, I am Hard of Hearing, I have to be looking at you to hear the words. Second, I usually have an earbud in one ear, and I could only hear her. So I could only imagine what the customers could hear. I had to remind her to watch her language (and I cuss like a sailor but keep quiet in my corner)

It is a small Cafe. They are told to be kept on task. He is literally treating her the same as everyone else, albeit with more patience. He finally runs out and tells her that if he is such a problem for her he could solve it by sending her home.

She comes to pout and whine in my corner thinking I will back her. I tell her she had a bad mindset about working with him before he even arrived, he has treated her no different but to tell her to get off her phone, which she had in her hand every second she paused. (I counted 9 times I myself told her to put it away)

I calmly explained that she was treated the same by other managers but she had no issue with them. Because he is a bit more business? Cause he is more stern? He wants to get done. No games. It's not hard to get along with him. Do the tasks he asks of you. He will even take time to walk you thru it.

She went home.

The other kids sigh and talk about it. The manager asks them if he was too hard on her and they all said no, that now they would be able to move quicker and more efficiently without her. That he did nothing wrong and she was to blame as he is in charge and whether they liked it or not they had to listen. They said she needed to learn that she couldn't just play around and pick and choose her job and what she wanted to do. (Proud of the kid that said that)

Idk what the fuck. This child.

Fandoms I'm in and characters I love

I'm new, so I'm gonna introduce myself...

Die Erben der Nacht/the heirs of the night (a german YA vampire series) I just love Alisa de Vamalia and Franz-Leopold de Dracas and of course their relationship but i also really like Seamour and Vincent

The secret history I love love Henry and Francis <3

The Grishaverse! I love this amazing universe sm and adore all of the characters but my faves probably would be Wylan, Zoya and Kaz (and Nikolai!!!)

If we were villains: It's a mess but soo good! I adored James (did I almost cry at the end: yes! Do I still love him: yes!)

An enchantment of ravens: this book is soo f**cking underrated! Rook and Isobel are my babys <3

The gilded wolves: What can I say, it's awsome! I loved Enrique, Hypnos and Zofia

The folk of the air: Master. Piece. (Jude and Vivi....!!!)

Urbat: Honestly why isn't this sereies popular when Grace and Daniel are right there!?

Pairing: Ezreal / Kayn

Fandom: League of Legends / HeartSteel

Rating: E

Tags: Solo! Mast/urbation, Solo! Ezreal, Pining! Ezreal, Dil/dos, Vib/rating Dil/dos, Fantasizing, etc.

John Sinclair announces end to the Urbations

Detroit Monthly 12/87

My new imaginary safe space is Basil's apartment eating pizza and doing mutual mast-urbation thank you very much

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What's the deal with tumblr lives? Has anyone watched one? Is it just chaturbate, without the 'urbate'?

6. Si Cepu

Hari ini adalah hari sabtu dan malam nanti adalah malam minggu. Malam ini adalah malam yang aku tunggu-tunggu, karena banyaknya orang-orang yang order narkoba denganku, semua penjuru penjahat di provinsi ini kenal denganku, Aparatlah yang memperkenalkan aku dengan mereka semua.

Aku, Rido dan Aparat sedang digudang penyimpanan narkoba Negara, semua barang haram seperti narkotika disita oleh negara dan aparat tersebut. Didalam gudang tersebut ada 7.000 pil , 2 ton Sabu- sabu kurang lebih, Ganja 5 box , dll.

Dan rido mempunyai koneksi yang erat dengan aparat tertinggi itu dan dia memiliki wewenang untuk masuk kedalam gudang tanpa pengawasan sedikitpun, bisa dibilang rido mendapat narkoba dari aparat tersebut.

Hari ini aku di beri 500kg Sabu-sabu untuk di edarkan oleh rido.

"Ini 500kg" Katanya "Untuk bulan ini"

"Pembagiannya masih sama kan?" Kataku kepadanya.

"Iya, Main bersih jangan sampai ketangkap" Katanya ."Ketangkap tanggung resiko sendiri".

"oke" Kataku.

Sebelum pergi di basecamp rido, kami di beri tips oleh aparat tersebut, kita panggil saja aparat ini Pak Jon.

Pak jon memberikan strategi kepada kami bagaimana cara mengedarkannya dengan baik dan benar antar provinsi. Aku merasa pak jon menjebak kami. Kami berfikir demikian karena adanya paksaan pak jon untuk menuruti perintahnya cara mengedarkan narkoba ini.

Aku sudah curiga, disaat didepan pak jon aku cuman mengangguk dan bilang "Siap, iya". Namun aku mempunyai caraku sendiri untuk mengedarkan ini.

1 Bulan Kemudian

Rido tertangkap oleh BNN pagi ini, di artikel tribun tertulis bahwa Rido urbat sang bandar besar dari riau sudah tertangkap disaat penggerebekan di sebuah ruko yang berlokasikan didaerah Perkotaan batam , Dengan barang bukti 1.5 TON Sabu dan 2.400 butir pil Extasi dan di jatuhi hukuman seumur hidup. Pemimpin penggrebekan dan pengaduan bernama Jon, Aparat tertinggi di provinsi riau.

Siapa sangka dia ingin mendapatkan kedudukan, pangkat dengan cara yang kotor, Saat ini dia sedang mengincarku, karena aku kaki tangan nya rido.

Pak jon hanya mengetahui nama asliku. Tidak dengan julukanku, dan beruntungnya tidak ada satu orangpun tahu nama asliku, pak jon kesulitan untuk mencariku. Dan aku memikirkan cara untuk menjebak pak jon, dan aku berniat menjebloskan dia kepenjara dengan hukuman yang setimpal, karena semua narkoba yang aku dapat berasal dari dia.

Lalu aku pergi mencari madan, dan akhjrnya ketemu, dia di warung kopi didepan mesjid baiturrahman di jalan alhamra.

"Dan" Kataku "Kemana aja kau babi".

"Kau yang kemana" Katanya "Babi Aer emang".

"Kau ada kenalan BNN atau polisi nggak ?" Tanyaku padanya.

"Ada" Katanya "Temannya abang aku BUSER".

"Tau kau rumahnya dimana dan ?"

"Tau, aku pernah kesana, emang ada apa?"

"Aku di jebak Pak kapolda"

"Dijebak gimana?"

"Nanti ku ceritain sama buser, antar dulu aku kesana". "Yaudah, ayok caw"

"Berangkat.."

"Woi, rokok sama minummu belum mu bayar!" Teriak Emak-Emak penjaga warung ke madan.

"Hutang duluu, Uang aku hilang" Balas sorak madan. Aku lihat dari spion ibuk itu geleng-geleng. Ha.. Ha... Ha..

-Dirumah Polisi kenalan Madan-

"Kenalin dulu pak, rifan" Kataku Basa-basi.

"Salam kenal kembali, mail".

"Gini pak, bapak tau dengan pak jon ? orang kapolda?". "Iya saya sangat tau dia polisi kotor, ada apa dengan dia?".

"Saya kesini untuk mengajak bapak untuk bekerja sama dengan bapak".

"Hmm.. Bekerja sama ?, Maksudnya?".

"Menjebak dia dengan jebakan dia sendiri".

"Tapi saya tidak mempunyai kekuatan buat itu".

"Tapi bapak punya saya, saya punya 23kg Sabu-sabu barang milik dia, pak jon".

"Ohh , gitu, cara kerjanya ?"

"hari Sabtu, malam minggu pukul 22.00 saya menyetor hasil jual narkobanya kepada dia"

"Tempatnya dimana ?"

"Didepan Koramil, Simpang Pokok jengkol".

"Rifan nanti gimana pak, dia ditangkap juga?" Tanya madan kpada Pak Mail.

"Pak, saya akan membantu bapak menangkap semua yang berhubungan dengan pak jon, dengan syarat saya Bapak amankan, saya tidak mau tertangkap". Kataku

"Hmm... Seberapa banyak kamu tahu?" Tanya pak mail kepadaku.

"Semuanya di provinsi ini" Jawabku kepada pak mail.

"Mau berbisnis dengan saya pak ?" Kataku menadahkan tangganku untuk berjabat tanggan.

"Oke bisa" Katanya sambil berjabat tanggan denganku. "Kita tunggu hari mainnya pak"

"Bisa jamin setelah ini selesai agar tidak berhubungan dengan ini lagi?" Tanya pak Mail kepadaku.

"Bulan depan saya mendaftar SMP pak, saya harus bersih".

"Saya pegang kata-katamu".

"Siap" Kataku "Saya ijin pulang pak, sudah terlampau larut".

"ohh iyaa gapapa, Hati-hati"

Semua berjalan dengan lancar, mereka di tangkap dan aku dibebaskan.

Sebagai gantinya polisi mengancamku jika aku membuat kekacawan lagi aku akan di berikan hokum pidana yang sah. Karena aku sudah membantu polisi untuk memberantas Narkotika aku diberi kelonggaran.

Ayo, Masa indahku baru dimulai dari ini....

Bersambung.....

House shaving his pr!son hair down :’)

Also I didn’t have internet access watching this ep so below is the rest of my ramblings lmao

FJSJJFD HOUSE TRYING TO GUILT THE GUY INTO GIVING HIM MONEY, oh good he’s bluffing

And he’s back with James :’) YOU TUNED OUT AS SOON AS IT STOPPED BEING ABOUT U DIDNT IT

WHAT

U CANT TAKE THE MONEy house.

I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ETHICAL NO BRAINER TO NOT TAKE STUFF FROM SICK PEOPLE

I..CHANGED MY MIND..

The fact I had to Google what was up with the clinic k!d having rashes on his hands. Bc it was to do w/ mast/urbation u_u

HFJDJFJ HOUSES WAS THE CAR IN THE SHOP I love 13 and her gf sm

YOUCH HOUSE DID IT SO SHED GO LIVE HER LIFE N HAVE FUN FCK GJFJDJFJDJS

De 500 mm 8/ hasselblad #hasselblad #500mm #tele-Tessar #urbat (bij Kunstenaar Urbach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CArrM7_j32F/?igshid=15hzfc1h0sui4

Teen Wolf characters ranked by how often they masturbate

You’re welcome.

Malia – several times per day, so often it’s a problem. She’s not even trying to accomplish anything most of the time, she just sticks her hand in her undies when she’s bored.

Liam – still in the nightmare phase of teen hormones. He jerks it at least once, usually 3+ times a day to stave off embarrassing and badly timed boners.

Jackson (S1-2) – at least once per day, in front of the mirror, staring himself dead in the eye, with inadequate lubrication. This routine is only broken if Lydia comes for a hookup.

Stiles – almost always gets one in at the beginning or end of the day, usually more, sometimes too distracted by his latest hyperfixation.

Scott – pretty reliably on the daily, sometimes too distracted with life or death type shit.

Allison – every few days, but it varies. Sometimes it’s just what she needs to settle her before falling asleep at night.

Lydia – a few times a week, more often if she’s having sex with someone else, since she usually has to masturbate to get off after he’s done.

Jackson (post-kanima) – a few times a week when he feels like it, allows himself to fantasize about dudes that are not himself.

Derek (post-alpha) – A couple times a week, paired with self-care techniques like calming music and hot showers to keep himself from hate-urbating.

Kira – a couple times a week, less if she’s having sex with someone else regularly.

Derek (S1-3a) – gets the urge fairly often, but rarely achieves orgasm.

Sheriff – he’s not a young dude anymore, but he still manages to take care of the urge once a week or so. Less if he’s working a lot of doubles.

Melissa – usually doesn’t have time, but she does have a special vibrating friend for “mom time” on the rare occasion she’s in the mood, alone, and not busy all at the same time.

Chris – almost never, too depressed.

I only covered the characters with main cast credits here. A more extended list (with fewer details) below the cut:

Malia Tate

Coach Finstock – it’s compulsive

Liam Dunbar

Corey Bryant

Mason Hewitt

Jackson Whittemore (S1-2)

Peter Hale

Tracy Stewart

Aiden Steiner

Stiles Stilinski

Hayden Romero

Scott McCall

Jennifer Blake

Danny Mahealani

Allison Argent

Vernon Boyd

Lydia Martin

Braeden

Ethan Steiner

Jackson Whittemore (post-kanima)

Derek Hale (post-alpha)

Jordan Parrish – says a quick ‘sorry’ to Jesus afterward, but Jesus understands

Erica Reyes

Natalie Martin

Kira Yukimura

Alan Deaton

Cora Hale

Theo Raeken

Derek Hale (S1-3a)

Isaac Lahey

Rafael McCall

Sheriff Stilinski

Melissa McCall

Kate Argent – would be more, but she has symphorophilia

Chris Argent

Victoria Argent – has never felt the urge in her life

OPEN STARTER  ;;  based on this gif. she’s doing an online show, mast. urbating with her toys and your muse comes in.  possible connections ( though not limited to ) : her roommate, boss, a client she’s had in her room before, a friend of her brother’s / dad’s,  tab*o connections ( not necessary ) : step / dad, uncle, sister’s husband,  etc. basically anyone that could catch her. age gaps welcome.  list of all kinks here  ||  please don’t like my starters unless you plan on replying!

      “It’s gonna take a lot to fit this one.” Anna spoke, the microphone of her laptop changing the pitch of her voice so that no one would recognise her. There was a mask covering her face and the lights in her room were dimmed, most of the light source coming from the screen of her laptop that illuminated her body and what she was currently doing. The clear, see-through sillicone dildo teasing the entrance to her puckered hole, the lube glistening in the lights as the brunette used her free hand to grab and spread her asscheek to show even more of the sight. Her crotchless, lace panties giving the easy access to both of her holes while still looking pretty for all of the people watching & paying for the show. “It’s huge.” The woman groaned softly, lowering her body onto the toy that slowly stretched out her tight hole and began to disappear in her depths inch after inch until she had it whole inside of her. “Is that what you wanted to see?” Anna teased, looking over her shoulder at the screen of her laptop, reading the comments and the next demands of what she should do now, the brunette was about to start oving her hips to fuck herself on the toy - when the door opened and she gasped in shock, looking up at the person standing in the doorway of her bedroom, like a doe caught in the headlights.