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Holy fuck you made it so much hotter, baby. I’m so fixated on the idea of you humping things now. While I’m at work, you and mommy always get a lot of special time together, and mommy sends me updates about how sweet you’re being while she gets you ready for us to play with. I’m imagining her bathing you and using her favorite scrubs and oils to make sure you’re all smooth and soft for us. When she does this you know that I’ll you over when I get home to make sure you’re all smooth and clean, inspecting you like a show dog, praising mommy for how well she takes care of you. You like how I talk about you like you’re a toy, a gift that mommy gave me. Imagining how I’ll grope and handle you during your inspection has you just begging for her to play with your pretty parts, but mommy’s got to get herself ready too! We like to make sure one of us is watching you at all times because you’re just our baby who can’t do anything without her mommy or daddy, so while mommy does her own chores she FaceTimes me and she sets you up with your teddy bear to keep you occupied. I get to watch you grind your freshly smooth skin on your favorite bear, making you tell daddy how good the soft fur feels and how dirty your cunt is making it and how much you wish it was daddy’s lap instead. You’re not allowed to come unless I’m the one touching you, and every time I can tell you’re close I stop you by telling you no like I’m talking to a dumb puppy. After mommy comes back she and I talk for a few minutes about how you’ve been behaving and what sorts of lessons y’all are going to do in the afternoon, talking about you like you’re not even there. She tells me about how the two of you have been working on training you to be able to take larger and larger things down your throat, and you’re doing so well and you’re always so eager to have something in your mouth to suck on, but that she’s having trouble stopping you from rubbing your pretty pink cunt on whatever you can while you’re sucking. I take the blame for that, because I love to see you hump my leg while you suck my cock. Finally I talk directly to you to tell you to listen to mommy and remind you that you don’t get to come unless mommy gives you a good report. Then I’ll whisper to you conspiratorially, as if mommy can’t still hear through the phone, that I love to watch you grind and rub and hump and that no matter what mommy says, daddy always wants you to rub your cunny against her boot while you suck her cock
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oh🥺 mommy always takes such a good care of me! she bathes me and uses all the scrubs and sweet shower gels, sits me on the bath corner and spreads my legs wide so she can shaves me everywhere, until im all smooth for you. she doesn’t let me do a thing, cleaning me up in all the places. she dries me up, puts lotion on me, even chooses the clothes i wear, probably something cute that barely covers me up. sometimes she even does my makeup and hair, the prettiest gift for daddy. i love you both inspecting me🥺 palming my cunny to feel if there’s really no hair, running ur hands over my body cuz its so soft to touch and commenting on it; didn’t my boobs get a little bigger or is it just ur imagination?
oh. hear me out. baby monitor in my room? just in case i am left alone; u could watch me at night too, watch me humping my stuffie when u fuck and know i can hear u.
and whenever we’re on facetime, i get so frustrated! cuz i wanna be humping you, not the stuffie. but i continue anyway, crying from how it feels, drooling on the stuffy or sucking on its paw or mouth (giving it a kiss). i cry even more when u tell me that i cant come, but ure daddy so i listen.
when u and mommy talks, she already brings me a dildo so i don’t interrupt. if not that, sometimes i suck her fingers of her tits, maybe even her pussy, just so i stay occupied.
🥺🥺🥺 gosh i need all of it so much.
#talking abt me like im not there#inspecting me#always watching me#taking care of me#giving me lessons to make me the best toy for u two#😩😩😩#i need need need neeed need#ur gonna kill me anon#🧸 anon#asks#btww i love how long this is😵💫😵💫😵💫
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i just loved that the writers were like mark of cain dean slowly becomes more and more barbaric and inhuman as he can’t control this primordial, gaping wound in the form of an already healed over scar that has been borne by the devil himself and is in fact what made him the devil and therefore will make dean long and lust after maiming and ultimately murdering people with an urge stronger than any love or passion or resolution he’s ever experienced in his life And Also He’s A Huge Misogynist
well. TO BE FAIR. you have just kind of described dean when he is normal also.
#this is dean winchester we are talking about. on the ‘we hate women’ show.#god I feel like I’m gonna get to the Mark in my rewatch and the hype will have built it up too much#the mark in my head is so cool you guys have no idea because I never talk about it but trust me it is#I think I like. barely scraped a mention of it in that one Lucifer/Raphael fic and another time in a 3 sentence fic#murder death kill drive is fine but I think the mark should fuck up ur thinking even more. hallucifer 2 this time with God’s evil sister#slowly trying to eat your soul from the inside. amplifying anger for anyone sure but playing to the worst parts of someone mostly#Dean is angry but why enhance his anger when you can enhance his paranoia. his abandonment issues. his need for control. and make those the#reasons for him to lash out and kill people. I mean the show never fucking settled on if the mark actually corrupted someone into something#that they aren’t or just revealed what was already there. I felt it wanted to have both. to say to Lucifer ‘you were always sick’ and to#Dean ‘well we can fix you’ but no fuck that let’s lean hard into the revealing what’s there already aspect#I think partially I’m also still just mad about the demon origins retcon but shhhh whatever whatever#anyway. sorry for rambling anon. you are very funny. I chuckled.#ask#spn#dean winchester
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suicide bait mention
/gen what inspires people to send suicide bait? like... i can't at all imagine a circumstance in which sending it would feel good or cathartic, personally?
i know i've gotten a fair amount of suicide bait asks over the years on tumblr, especially on @aro-culture-is and here, but tbh like. bro i am just gonna report and block. enjoy getting your account blocked? ig?
idk i just don't understand the purpose. it hurt a little before therapy, but now i'm just like "huh, sounds like a you problem." do they like... actually think it's gonna make a difference?
#suicide bait cw#suicide ment#i am okay! i'm just curious since we've been queuing up stuff in aro-culture-is and there was like#a really weird peak in this around early january#mayyyybe that was when the don't feed the trolls thing blew up? but like. i literally just said i wouldn't engage?#idk like i'm just seeing more than usual around that time period and axel just reports and blocks#and i (phoenix) just kinda like? idk it's almost amusing. like ur not even gonna personalize it? not even gonna let me know ur flavor#of bigot / fucked up emotional regulation or something?#like come on bro#if ur message is just 'kys' 'kill urself' or 'kill yourself' it's just?? like okay sure thing boss i'll get right on that mr anon sir#(/sarcasm)#but yeah just. gen question why is that like. a Thing.#not aro#whoops almost forgot that
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Does Genis Loci! Tommy spout flowers at his grave? does he guides cows there? or does he leaves it alone? Does he just let grass grows there? Tall enough to curl around Tubbo's legss whenever she came there to mourn? tethering between reminding Tubbo that's he is still alive but still letting Tubbo worked though the grief of him not being physically there anymore.
Let's all just
for a moment okay? okay? can we all just Ophelia it out for a while....
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And more thing, Rachel House (Mary Read on OFMD) has signed a letter of NZ/Aotearoa calling for a cease fire and I wouldn’t assume she’s the only cast member (besides Darby) who has done likewise/similar. Please please please do not spread misinformation
guys i'm so so sorry for saying that the whole ofmd cast is complicit it turns out that a minor character who was in like 3 episodes actually signed one whole letter!! obviously this excuses both creators (waititi & jenkins) and a huge chunk of the cast from being zionist fucktards currently cheering for genocide. everyone go back to business as usual!!!
#i mean good for rachel house but come on man 😭#can u not see how irrelevant that is when the main people of the show have made their stances so abundantly clear#whatever helps assuade ur guilt ig but I KNOW ur not getting ur knickers in a twist over a tv show when 12000 children have been killed#actually the fact that ur more outraged that i made a slightly incorrect blanket statement than idk the GENOCIDE is telling#you disgust me#your priorities in times such as these disgust me#i hope when u look back on this and think hey what was i doing during the gaza genocide ur forced to confront the fact that#all u were doing was defending zionist shitbags on tumblr.com so you could keep watching a mediocre tv show without guilt#get a damn grip#anyone who hasnt publically and loudly called for an immediate and permanent ceasefire and a free palestine is complicit in this#and no. a single offhand statement at a private stand up show doesn't count#especially when stacked against all the other zionist shit he's done might make a post about that later but honestly mate you don't have to#look far#if hes not gonna properly call for a ceasefire and free palestine (THE FUCKING MINIMUM BTW) and not gonna speak out against waititi & co#then he can go fuck himself#also turn off anon if you actually want to talk#im happy to have a conversation#but please please please get a moral compass and some priorities#palestine#gaza#israel#free palestine#ofmd#our flag means death#taika waititi#rhys darby#david jenkins#zionism
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Speaking of covid, Bakugou and Izuku would take such good care of you and like when sick in general? Izuku might cry some and Bakugo gets your tea and soup. Shoto and Kiri are the type to be a little careless by accident and don't try to be sick with you because SOMEONE needs to be able to nurse you.
*crying Pepe meme* the way I’ve literally just been in bed the last two hours writhing thinking about the fact that Bakugo wouldn’t kiss you if you were sick.
He’s definitely a good caretaker but lord, if that doesn’t make him merciless. Treats you like a patient in a hospital, wearing his mask when he drops off food and pops in to make sure you’ve taken your medicine on time. You may get better quicker but at what cost😔
Izuku is similar in how he’s a great caretaker… but is just nicer in general. At least, he isn’t acting like you’re diseased when you ask to kiss him (even if he does say no). Still, he’ll sit next to you and make sure your hair doesn’t get matted and rubs your back…
Kiri and Shoto are just the ones who think a littttttttle kiss shouldn’t be a problem, right? And then pull back after two seconds just because actualllllllly, it probably is. Damn teases, even if they do spoil you with instant noodles and ice packs and juice, all in bed.
Dunno but I want all four🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒
#dunno if I thought of this yesterday or just now but uh bakugo who gives in to one kiss and ends up sick#I was gonna write it#but I haven’t yet bc LAME#I was just thinking like#u look so cute staring up at him all delirious… saying ‘just one kiss. on ur cheek. thru the mask’#and he’s like ‘:| …………. fine’#and ur all glassy eyed and the kiss is so gentleeeee#anyway#someone please come put me down#I would kill to have a message rn#ask#anon#caitie things
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might just remove my sexuality from my pinned bc getting death threats over my self expression is insane
#idk if they are but if that anon was a queer person thats just crazy#like getting hate like tjat is expected from straight ppl but if u were a part of the lgbt community and chose to send me that…#ur literally no better than a straight homophobe#its so stupid to me like getting messages like that isnt gonna change my#mind about MY sexuality .#i actually care so much about that like damn youre really so lonely and miserable yourself that you have to say it to me… okay dumbass#if they send something else they r getting blocks real quick#anyway if ur gonna send hate to people at least fucking own it#dont hide behind an anonymous message lmfaoo if u gonna tell me to kill myself then say it to my fuckin face lol bum#deleting later#♡.gabi speaks
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Tartaglia is getting increasingly jealous about the attention you are giving daddy dendro, be careful clari😳
WAAAAH anon!!! (*/ω＼*) stop hehehe u just made me so giddy!!! he is such the jealous type tho like the man is borderline yandere and lately i’ve been thinking about just how he’d react, knowing he was my first favourite, my original favourite, but then came ayato and thoma (a packaged deal, of course), and now here comes alhaitham, stomping all over everything with his big stupid boots and what the fuck??? ajax was here first, and he doesn’t even have a single fic to show for it, only bits and pieces of finished work!? that’s not fair! hehehe waaah i just feel like he’d be fuming over it all and def plotting some clever yet gruesome murders ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡
#i’m gonna get my other men killed by accident fr#no hahaha like once my best friend and i were talking about what it would be like to live in a house full of our favourite characters right#and it just makes me think about living in a house full of my genshin faves and how fucking chaotic it would be#because obv ayato has thoma to lean on; his loyal dog his obedient pup who loves to serve him#so they’ve got each other#haitham doesn’t need *anyone*; he’s so independent and honestly he most likely wouldn’t even WANT to be friends with the rest of them#seeing them as either insignificant or a waste of his previous time or just plain rivals#i could see him getting on politely with ayato but i know he’d be able to see how sneaky and sly ayato actually is like immediately#so he’d keep him close just to keep an eye on him#and then my poor ajax#who everyone would hate#who would be alone and suffering because of it#who would be JEALOUS and possessive and clingy and needy#not that he isn’t strong + smart enough to handle himself because he is#i just think emotionally he’d have a harder time controlling himself#he’d be prone to emotional outbursts and the other men would find it easy to poke and prod and just set him off#which is dangerous they should not do that#anyway i could go on forever about this HAHAHA it’s my daydream lately#hope ur doing wonderful anon bb!! <3#enjoy your weekend and stay safe!!!! don’t forget to hydrate <3#inky.bb#clari gets mail
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Is Honey holding you at gunpoint to ship with her?
#✨{𝔯𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔡; (𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡)#✨{𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔢𝔰; (𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔶𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔰)#✨{𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔞; (𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯)#✨{𝔦 𝔠𝔞𝔫’𝔱 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭; (𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱)#// *anon pls ur gonna kill me LMFAO#// *also seriously no she didnt JFEAHFH#// *theyre very chill and we talk a lot in DMs <3
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Has the wasp left yet?
IT IS STILL MISSING AND POSSIBLY PRESENT
#the only thing worse than finding a wasp in your room is LOSING the wasp in ur room#its here somewhere I know it is#but i dont know WHERE#gonna be driven insane by wasp#if I die the wasp killed me#life answers#anon asks#wasp chronicles
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HATE/love when anons have the same writing cadence/ sentence flow as me. Like was that me... who are you. why are you writing in the caro accent. Are you me
#'youre my shadow self and i must kill you' etc etc#when its someone elses anon and ur reading it like :// great now mfs gonna suspect me of evil doings
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some people really don't use their brain when they watch this show i swear...will is obviously into mike and they didn't try to hide that from US..no one queerbaited you just because you didn't get a coming out scene and a confession.. it's obvious that will is struggling with this and he tells mike how he feels through talking about el..he isn't used to lift their relationship, that just happens because mike doesn't know how will feels and because will is (rightfully so) scared to tell him..jonathan probably knows will is gay but will doesn't come out to him again because he's probably scared to say it... this is all happening in the 80s of course he feels like that, of course robin is also scared to outright say she's a lesbian.. they're not being cruel to queer people, they're just making them more real
as for steddie..like i get it ship them or whatver but there wasn't one moment where they alluded they could be into each other, you're for sure not being queerbaited there 😭
I'm sorry for ranting so much i just finished the show and then went through the tag and i was just losing my mind, this is about the only thing people care about apparently
i have nothing to add to this bc u literally described all of my thoughts to a T
#that entire first paragraph fucking exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!#i swear ppl forget how things were back in the 80s w gay people of course will is fucking scared for his life and suffers in silence#this is what a lot of queer ppl had to go through back then#but these ppl act like this was an outrageous thing to do damn#i just want will to get a fucking break honestly i need to see him happy ONCE#THE STEDDIE THING IS SO BONKERS TO ME LDJDLFJDSLNDLFJD IT REMINDED ME OF THE PPL THAT WERE CALLIMG FALCON N THE WINTER SOLDIER QUEERBAITING#KDJDDLJDLDJRLDJDLFJSLSJDDLLEWJWLFNLFJDLD#anyway ppl need to find other things to criticize like how they once again introduced a new and lovable character only to kill him off#at the end of the season bc they dont want the main cast to die#and also that nancy/steve whackass thing like we’re just gonna erase all that character development just like that huh and make nancy#practically forget she has a bf or whatever#but oh well#THANK U for venting abt this anon ur welcome any time#stranger things spoilers#stranger things
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what if we watched the stars on a cliff when we accidently held hands and as we look at our hands to our face we look with happiness and then we kiss with you holding my face and i do the same as while we kiss a cherry blossom tree falls around us with the soft breeze as two beautiful shooting stars pass us like in shows and we stop kissing as we look into each other again we both smile happily and you pick one of the flowers and place it on your head and then i held the hand you used to put the flower on me as we blush as a heart nebula stay on top of us with many more stars around as the wind breeze blow slowly on that night and the atmosphere of the city around us with many lights we go down the cliff and explore the area around us while holding hands <3
#💌#U WILL BE THE END OF ME ANON I SWEAR TO GOD UR GONNA KILL ME AT SOME POINT DKSHKFHSJDHKSHFJSHKDJSHFSHJFHFKSHFKDJKSHFHSHDHDJSGFKJSK
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Ok but can you share the deets of ur date? Sounds juicy af.
omg it was so juicy so we met up outside the roman colosseum and just got a little drink from a corner store and were gonna just chill and wait to go out to a bar but we ended up just talking the entire time literally outside the colosseum which was so trippy until midnight when the subways in Rome were about to close so we went back to her place and like,,,, omg i have never had my shit quite so wrecked like that before it was so good and she had an ITALIAN ACCENT and was like fluent in english but would flip between italian and english when she was talking to other people and i was like 👀🤤 and then i slept over for like 2 hours (and i was so tired and mf sore the whole day) but i had a train to pompeii to catch so she came with me to the train station and we got breakfast and it was just so nice :’) she was so hot and like we just were talking and talking and it wasn’t awkward at any point and like damn i’m in love with her but like i’ll never see her again 💔 but fr was my donna from mamma mia moment like im never gonna forget that
#like#we had sex for 4 hours and like in between each round she’d just like hold me and we’d chat and it was so nice#she also had 9 DICKS and she could finish from using the strap and i’ve never been w anyone who could do that so that was literally 😳💖💕💞💗#and like she’s poly w a primary partner so it was super casual but she was super affectionate and caring and made sure i was comfy#and taken care of#and she was texting me all yesterday being like ‘i’m so sore’ and ‘you did so good’ and that went right to my mf pussy y’all#the whole time i had to like restrain myself from being like I FOLLOW UR EX ON TUMBLR bc that would be like weird af HAHA#but she talked about her and i was like 🤐#anon#ALSO my friends popped by during it to stalk me to make sure i wasn’t gonna get killed in it aly and took the most cryptic pic of us LOL
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trojan war tumblr simulator
🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today
YOU BET IT IS
#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting
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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow
why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk
🏘️ nobody1020
it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps
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⚔️ sonoftydeus
opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!
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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS
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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going
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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?
year 9, day 234: still no....
#all our admins keep DYING
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‼️ trojan-confessions follow
I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid
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lmaooo is this paris??
🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow
kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk
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❓ myrmidons-confessions
I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe
❓ myrmidons-confessions
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👍🏻 ajaxthegreat
achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????
🏘️ nobody1020
I think that's why he's posting it ngl
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😹 deiphobus42069
imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there
🐆 leopardskiniscool
???????????????
#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill
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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)
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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543
so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes
🗣️ homer follow
I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!
🐎 antilochussss
not the direct address????
✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo
direct address got him :(
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fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear
💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
by ares this can't be happening
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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta
do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags
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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post#I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT.#but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased#iliad#the iliad#trojan war#achilles#ajax#odysseus#homer#epic cycle#unreality#tumblr simulator#greek mythology#my post
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actually, you deserve a billion notes because ur amazing hope that clears up the confusion <3
#NO YOURE AMAZING!!!!!!!#☹️🤍🫂 everyone is very nice to me recently i feel like i'm going to die .......#famously this is terrible i cant take compliments to save my life#😭😭😭 this is worded so cutely i'm gonna throw up everywhere please PLEASE 😭😭😭😭#i'm so ☹️☹️☹️#thanku .. this is really sweet#i've been feeling like my content sucks ASS recently lmao 😭 i hate everything i make which is not new but#i've just been feeling so 😕 since none of my posts break like 200-300 notes#😭 it's always the sets i don't like that break it and#the ones i work hard on are just like crickets ..... WHHHWHAKSNSKNSS 😭💔 it's killing me a wee bit ...#but ig stayblrs not as active as it once was and i should be happy with 300 ik ik#🫂 ANYWAY... ur so cute im squishing ur cheeks ..........#i do nawt deserve this much lovely words from ppl lately but ☹️💗🫶 whhhhahwhwhws huhu i will try my best to accept it#anon#answered
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