Chickens shouldn't be counted as birds, just as emus, penguins, ostriches and other flightless birds shouldn't. Agree or no?

No. Nothing in the definition of a bird says that it has to fly, or even have feathers. A bird is simply any biped that doesn't wear clothes.

Behold a bird:

(Painting of Diogenes by Jules Bastien-Lepage)

Even in solitude, I'm not truly alone / My [redacted] are always there to help

the thing about me is that I will chant. If you need a chanting guy please consider me I can chant about basically anything. The moon rising (moon! Rejoice, the moon is here, the moon, the moon the moon is here!) seeing a spider (spider, spider, most beautiful of spiders, all hail) any form of art (ART ART ART) flesh and gore (flesh and gore flesh and gore flesh and gore :3). I can be ominous and whispery or full on displaying the joie de vivre. I have mastered susurrus. I will not stop, probably not even if you want me to. I can chant passably latin-adjacent stuff and make ambient creature noises. I have about two voice impressions (faggy vampire and sad russian man) but I can chant in those too. I am not built for a competitive work environment but I can bite people. I am partial to basements, underground layers and wizarding towers. I love calling people my liege. My particular brand of not okay makes me ghastly pale and quite nocturnal. I am okay with being trapped in time loops if they count for overtime

The Tourism board of Colorado demanded the recall of several thousand novelty Colorado-shaped table mats that were found to actually be shaped like Wyoming.

Public Service Announcement: If the Goo's Alight, It's Not Alright!

Since this continues to be an ongoing problem, we did what all reputable scientists do: we glanced at our WWHD* bracelets, looked back at how we staved off handled this issue in the 1980s, then broke for lunch.

So get ready for your sense-memory of that weird pea-and-salisbury-steak aroma to come flooding back, because we found an old copy of our PSA from the S.W.E.L.L. program! So get your puffy vest, don your giant hair, and remember...

If the Goo's alight, it's not alright!

Lyrics under the fold

*What Would Hasbro Do? **Scientific Waste Evasion Literacy Lessons

Stay away from the glow it's a wicked sight, Kids and teens Listen up Be smart and stay clear Glowing ooze ain't a drink It's something to fear Don't let curiosity bring you near

Don't want that goo in a drink, it's something to fear Don't let curiosity bring you near

Don't drink the goo It's not that cool 9 outta ten it'll make a monster outta you gettin' powers isn't realistic don't be another mutation statistic If the goo's alight It's not alright, If the goo's alight It's not alright,

9 out of 10 (it's not alright)

If the goo's alight, it's not alright (it's not alright)

It's not alright. It's not alright. It's not alright. It's not alright.

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Song made with Suno.AI, lyrics by S. Trent Troop.

Hello Harvey. Quick question. Are you a cardiothoracic surgeon? Because my heart is in your hands.

i'm flattered you’d say that. i'm only a family doctor and general physician, but i'm pleased to know you have faith in me nonetheless.

i’d keep your heart plenty safe if it were in my care.

Fuck.

“Everything Rots too damn fast here….well…

a man’s gotta eat….”

homunculus facts¡

don,t use thyme' liquorice' or anise in the potion when making homunculi•

it makes them taste bad•

The Paris Jacobin Club has asked us to pass along the reminder that opera glasses have an aristocratic and flippant connotation when used in conjunction with governmental and political debates and matters, no matter how entertaining said debates may be. The same goes for bags of popcorn.

AITA for breaking my best friend's music box?

I kinda had to crush it with an axe in order to save her life, but she seems really upset about it :(

Hello Sam stardew valley,

I regret to inform you but I am going to be stealing your father via seduction, he is attractive to me and henceforth I have made it my mission to romance and eventually wed said parental figure. I am aware that this makes thine self a lowley homewrecker, but the flames of passionate adoring burn no matter how hard I resist. But I assure you I will treat him fittingly and show no disgraceful hostility towards your mother or her offspring. Thou included.

Sincerest Apologies and well wishes,

Me:3

uhhh, woah there… you're getting a little too bold, stealing my father away from our family like that. sure he might be a good looking guy to you… but that's still my dad. i'm having a hard time getting on board with that idea, y'know?

come on dude, you can't just go tearing someone's family apart! what about my mom, jodi? she'll be devastated... and what about vincent?!

Love this guy. The budge. Ignore my fucked up desk im planning to clean it soon (Under cut for no text)

Got ultra moon and this was the first pokemon I got after my starter and he's really cool. His name is Bubby.