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sleekista · 4 months

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late

barça femeni x teen!reader

request: here & here

A/N: i love everything about this request. (i did make lucy ona and keira a throuple for the memes)

also Asisat has left.. no more dedicated funny person in my stories 😔

TW: Panic Attack

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You’re late. You’re never late. That’s how you end up on the phone with Ona, stressed and out of your mind.

“I’m not sure Ona! All I know is that my period is late, and I am FREAKING out, so god help me and come over please.” You’re borderline screaming at the phone.

“Ok ok, please just calm down I’ll be there soon. When I get there you better have an explanation of why you think you might be pregnant, you are literally 17.” You can hear her disappointment.

“Yes I know, I know. Just get the tests please.” She says yes and promptly hangs up the phone as you go back to worrying.

- - - - -

All was going well for Ona, she bought two tests which were different brands and payed for them without getting recognised by any fans. She opts to not buy a bag, considering it’s 8pm at night. It’s not like she was going to run into anyone anyways, right?

Wrong, immediately as she walks out of the pharmacy, tests in hand she bumps into not only her captain. But 1 of her 2 girlfriends as well.

“Uhh, what is that?” Lucy says, looking down at the tests in her girlfriends hand.

“I, uhh.” The younger spaniard starts to freak out, not wanting to put you in a vulnerable position.

“Tell us.” Alexia says sternly, leaving no room for argument.

“Well, it’s not for me. It’s for… it’s for Y/N.” The older women look visibly shaken and shocked.

“Disculpe!”

“Qué?”

They speak at the same time.

“Ok, I’m about to go to her house. Lucy you can come with me and Ale you can come if you’d like.”

“I’ll leave the nena to you both, just update me ok?” Alexia is concerned, rightfully so. Ona and Lucy nod, before getting in the car and driving to your place.

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You open the door, surprised to see not 1 but 2 visitors.

“Hola.” You say before allowing them access inside the apartment.

“Sorry, I uh might’ve ran into Lucy and Alexia and I had to tell them.” Ona blurts out, you don’t worry though as it would probably get out anyways.

“It’s fine… can I just have the tests now?” She nods slowly, passing them to you before running off to the bathroom.

When you’ve followed the instructions and done what’s needed, you walk out and place the two sticks on the table, flipping them upside down. Once again you begin to spiral.

“Oh god, what if it’s positive.” You mumble, pushing your knees to your chest.

“Hey, if it is positive we’ll do our best to support you, if it’s negative then there’s nothing to worry about. Might be a cyst or something. Take deep breaths for me ok?” Lucy’s reassuring voice leads you into a less panicked state, and you just hoped that time would fly by faster.

When the timer on Ona’s phone went off, you felt sick. You took deep breaths as Ona scratched your back slightly. You counted in your head to three and flipped both tests open to reveal one negative… and one positive. Oh fuck.

“Ona? Luce? Please. What do I do, I’m scared.” Tears stream down your face, your body starts to shake and Lucy immediately holds you tight against her.

“Shh, shh, it’s ok. It might be a false positive, youre going to be ok I promise.” She says as you’re crying, her words fall deaf in your ears as you can only sob harder. Now going into a full panic attack.

“Call Keira, I’ll message Alexia.” Ona nods and calls the other Englishwoman.

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It’s around 5 minutes later, you feel like you’re going to pass out when there’s knocks on the door. You register something else happening and soon enough someone has their hands touching your knees and speaking.

The person takes your hand and puts it agaisnt something that’s beating and you try to get in sync with it.

Soon enough, you regain your senses and it’s Keira who’s pulled you back to reality. It seems she knows you’re back with the look she gives.

“Hey…” She whispers softly, wiping the tears out of your eyes. “Whatever happens, you have me, the team and we won’t judge you at all. Ok?” You nod.

It takes a few more minutes until you’re basically back to where you were. You look up at their curious gazes.

“You can ask questions if you want.” You answer the unspoken question.

“So you… you had sex.” You nod at Keira.

“With a guy?” Ona pipes up and you sigh nodding your head again.

“Ok, how about this. Give it another week and we’ll do another two tests, IF you haven’t got your period by then, sound good?” You half-smile and stare at the table.

“Do you want any of us to stay at all?” You shrug, not even sure what you want at the current moment. “Ok, Keira will stay with you and you’ll go to training in the morning. We updated Alexia and she’s worried. She agrees with us about the waiting and what we’ll do after today. She might want to speak to you tomorrow though.”

“Ok, thank you for everything Luce and you Ona.” You look at both of them, smiling gratefully. They pat you on the shoulder before walking out to presumably go home. Then Keira turns to you.

“I brought stuff over in case, don’t worry about lending clothes or anything like that.”

“Ok… could you maybe sleep- like in the bed with me?” You ask, slightly embarrassed.

“Not at all come on, you need the rest.” She leads you to your room and you immediately crash fast asleep against the pillow.

- - - - -

The next morning when you wake up, you know something has changed. There’s a light ache in your abdomen and your muscles are slightly sore. Keira is peacefully lying beside you and you’re happy that she stuck to her word and stayed.

You lazily make your way to the bathroom to use the toilet when you feel as if God has blessed you. low and behold that positive from the previous night was a false one.

You feel immediately at ease and get done what needs to be done in the morning.

“Keira!” You greet happily, she smiles slightly confused. Considering it’s such a dramatic change from last night.

“What’s up?” She asks.

“I finally got it.” It takes a second for her to register what you meant by that but when she does she’s also happy.

“Well, that’s great. Come on, eat this muesli bar and we’ll get going, then you can tell the girls about it.” You nod and head off to training.

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When you walk in the room where all the girls are, the ones who knew look at you in surprise of the look of joy on your face.

“Why so happy cariño?” Ale asks.

“Well it seems like someone has blessed me because this morning I got what I’d been hoping for. My period.” You say dramatically and she smiles.

“YAYY THE BEBE ISN’T PREGNANT!” Mapi’s loud voice shouts as you look down, cheeks turning red.

“Welcome to womanhood elskling.” Ingrid pulls you in and presses a kiss against your temple.

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i fangirled so hard today on the woso writers discord

#woso #woso community #woso x reader #woso fanfics #barcelona femeni #barca femeni #barcelona femeni x reader #barca femeni x reader #ona batlle #lucy bronze #keira walsh

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thyrell · 2 years

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ive discovered a new favorite pastime where when im bored sometimes ill start tapping out the rhythm from what does the fox say because its so catchy and simple but at the same time no one thinks about that meme anymore, so everyone recognizes it but they cant place it. so inevitably someones gonna be like hey man that beats familiar whats it from? and i get to b like oh its from some old edm i used to listen to in middle school hows it go uhh RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDADINGDADING DADINGDINGDADINGDADINGDADING. and basically its like a magic spell that makes everyone in the room want to kill me

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aleksanderscult · 3 months

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Darklina's first kiss

That meme that I posted made me wanna analyze their first awkward kiss.

Consider it a little gift for Valentine's day 💕

I'll quickly skip over their conversation with Baghra and their conversation with each other minus some important parts.

The Darkling sees that even though her power has improved it's not enough to be used against the volcra.

Baghra has changed her tune apparently. All the other times she was alone with Alina she was saying: "Your power is not enough! Try again! Again!". Now she's like "No, I think it is enough. Give her an amplifier" out of an attempt to persuade the Darkling not to go after the Stag.

Baghra brings out her usual toxic self and the Darkling alludes that he has often been verbally attacked by his mother.

YES! STAND UP TO HER!!

Seeing a victim of abuse standing up to his abuser is so empowering.

The Darkling tells Baghra to take her toxic ass and leave them the fuck alone.

He sees how her powers have changed her physically and have given her health and vitality.

The Darkling when he saw Alina strong and healthy: "You look well😊"

Mal when he saw Alina strong and healthy: "You look well😒"

The Darkling being a gentleman is one of the highlights of this book 👌

Alina is the one that breaks the silence and asks him about the Stag.

He's trying to let her know that just because her powers aren't enough, that doesn't mean that she's worthless. And even admits that he cannot deal with the Fold himself. He's making an effort to make her feel less bad about herself.

He's a fan of her humor 😭🥹👉👈

Now he's even apologising for giving her false hope. He promised her the Stag and he can't find it.

He even doubts himself and can't shake off the words Baghra had told him. Even though they disagree on almost everything, he seems to always keep her words in his mind.

Actually no Alina, Baghra is no good for Aleksander. She's just the person the lowers his confidence.

THEY'RE TOO CUTE!! TOO ADORABLE!! IT'S ALMOST DISGUSTING!! 😭😭

"The most random kiss doesn't ex...."

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??

By the way, is that "flush" from the cold or from something else? 😌 Is it a blush? 😌

Never mind it's still cute regardless because we just witnessed a thousand year old creature unable to hide his crush anymore.

Also, I've seen people say that he kissed her because he wanted to distract her from asking questions about the Stag. It's true that Alina started this conversation but here the Darkling only asked her opinion. And it's apparent that he means it when he says that he cares to know about it because he did the same thing in RoW when he asked to see her and talk to her.

How did I expect a truly manipulative person to react: *all confident, flirty, even smug about it*

How did the Darkling react: "Uhh...I....uhh...I think I left the stove on!! Gotta go!!"

How does it feel to catch feelings after centuries of withdrawal from them, Aleksander? 🙃

Ivan decided to cockblock them because why not.

OR he took pity of him and said: "Gotta help him out of this".

Bros helping each other 🤝

Why did he smirk if he didn't notice that there is something wrong with his master? A girl having lost a beat in front of the Darkling is normal for him. But the Darkling himself having lost ten beats in front of a girl must be something entertaining for him indeed.😏

The Darkling be like:

"Pretend everything is okay, Aleksander. Just walk normally, talk normally and pretend like you don't have a flock of butterflies inside your stomach. Oh! I also need to remember to give Ivan a raise. He's a life saver".

So yeah I don't think it was actually a sneaky attempt of manipulation but our evil mastelord couldn't control his own feelings and let them act before his logic. Even powerful immortals get crushes and act all awkward with them apparently. Especially this one who has squashed his feelings down for centuries and he's surprised to find out that not only they still exist inside him but have also taken over him.

#the darkling #the Darkling's effort gave consolation to all the lovesick people out there that even immortals act embarrassing when in love #alina starkov #darklina #alarkling #baghra morozova #pro darklina #pro alarkling #aleksander morozova #pro darkling #shadow and bone #grishaverse #ivan

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rouiyan · 10 months

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𝘞𝘌’𝘙𝘌 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘌𝘙𝘚 ; 𝘛𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙 [ 𝘭.𝘮𝘬 ]

⧏ RELEASED — READ FULL FIC HERE ⧐

marks manages to land himself in a forty-two hour drive across the country with his archaeology major ex-girlfriend in the passenger seat. but for the duration of the whole ride, the only thing he can think about is that one twitter meme that states that “a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past.”

✧ photographer!mark lee x (fem.) archaeology major!reader ✧ exes to lovers, road trip au, referenced college au ✧ fluff/angst, hurt/comfort

✧ full fic w/c : 25.2k ✧ teaser w/c : 828 ✧ teaser disclaimers : food tw, knife tw, profanity

author's note — uhh.. well this is kinda awkward. i know i haven't posted content in a long ass time... sadly, this is by no means an official return to writing, but instead a piece that i've written on and off for over two years! now that i've been given a window of unoccupied time to finish it to my liking, i hope you look forward to it! i've missed you all btw

「 DAY 00, 01:42 PM 」— CUPID DABBLES IN BURNT TOAST

"oh, come on. i thought you were nicer than that!"

it's at times like these where mark is led to think that haechan only considers him as his very best friend for three things. his toaster, his car, and then of course, how easy it is to torment him.

he’s experienced enough to know that the guilt he feels is really only a direct result of haechan's guilt-tripping antics. and so he responds sarcastically, "yeah, nice enough to save a girl from a week of being in close proximity to the person she hates most in the world."

the toaster dings and haechan catches the two pieces of toast in their flight. he sticks one in his mouth, breaking off a bite, whilst turning to toss the other onto his friend's plate. chewing roughly, he leans back onto the counter opposite of mark, watching in contempt as the latter spreads jam across the burnt slice of bread.

haechan points a finger and juts it in his direction, offhandedly commenting, "i'm starting to think that it's you who hates her," a fact that both friends know isn't true. and because of that, mark doesn't make a big deal of denying it. "i don't hate her. i'm just..." he trails off and haechan takes the opportunity to craftily stage his intervention.

"not trying to make her uncomfortable?"

"yeah, i guess."

"not wanting her to hate you more?"

"there's that too."

"not over her?"

"hey, not cool."

a passage of silence elapses as mark sets the butter knife aside in exchange for his orange juice. gulping it down, he gets through two thirds of the glass before haechan perks up again. "actually, i think she still has a thing for you."

mark sputters, barely swallowing his drink before it could hurl out his disbelieving mouth. trying to smooth over his show of defiance, mark recovers a nonchalant expression as he deadpans, "there's no way. you know better than i do that she fucking hates me."

haechan takes another bite, aware but indifferent at how the crumbs have been gathering at his feet. his eyes trail absentmindedly to the clock on the wall behind mark, but only briefly for the hands are far past where he'd expected them to be. shoving the last of the toast into his mouth, he rushes to gather his belongings whilst uttering to his bewildered company, "shit, i'm gonna be late. pack it up."

obediently downing the rest of his orange juice, mark grabs his half-eaten, jam-slathered, burnt-to-a-crisp toast in one hand as the other reaches for his car keys on the way out. the unbearably hot sun of an early summer afternoon only hurries mark further along to his car, his wishes that he had worn shorts instead of jeans already too late to come true. but once both car doors have been shut and seat belts have been strapped, haechan carries on with his agenda without missing a beat.

"just give her the ride, mark. she'll keep you company and, i don't know, make sure you're not falling asleep at the wheel. and plus, she said she'll split the toll and gas fees."

mark shoves the last bite of toast into his mouth, the charred-ness of it procuring a nice crunch. even after he swallows, it takes him a second to respond. and though his answer is still far from budging, it sounds more like a justification, as if he needs convincing of his own opinion. "tell her it's cheaper to just catch a flight. and faster too."

exasperated, haechan retorts under his breath, "that's the same thing i told you," to which mark gives a raised brow, not catching what he said. instead of repeating, haechan only says, "just take her. you guys need to make up anyways."

that renders mark quiet for the rest of the ride as he tosses the thought over in his head. it's a thought that he knows he's been pushing away for far too long, hoping one day it'll become redundant enough to simply forget about. unknowingly, mark begins to speed a little, his turns become a little tighter, and when the traffic light signals red, the nose of his car is pulled daringly close to the car in front.

mark parallel parks shoddily in front of the archeology department building four minutes earlier than google maps had estimated. his best friend looks over at him expectantly and that in itself is enough to squeeze the reluctant words right out of him. "fine, i'll think about it."

haechan's face lights with a satisfied glow as he swings his backpack over his shoulder, making his way out of the car as quickly as he can. and just before mark can think to wish him good luck on his last exam of the spring semester, haechan blurts out the one crucial detail he had neglected to bring up until now.

"thank god, because i already told her you said yes."

#nct x reader #mark lee x reader #mark lee #nct mark #mark x reader #mark lee scenarios #nct scenarios #nct fics #mark lee fluff

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dragon-business · 8 months

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Y0 antagonists ratings/opinions

Mister(s) Shakedown(s) + Amon

Didn't get to Amon in Y0, because we didn't finish these quests. One of the few that we didn't do in full, actually. Didn't seem as fun at the moment. Amon gets a pass, because he gets more screen time in later games.

Evilness: 4/10 robbing people is bad, I heard Forgetability: 7/10 hard to forget, when Amons are in each game Iconic level: friend of a mutual tells me they’re cool/10 memes Free slot: ????too hard to get through to the good parts

2. Helicopter-car chases

These sequences was pure torture. My hands were cramped even when I wasn't holding the controller. Every minute lasted an hour. The fucking bazookas? Infuriating. Worst survival horror game.

Evilness: 9/10 fuck this shit, let me out of the car Forgetability: 1/10 still feel the cramps .__, Iconic level: 0.5/10 “look, just like in the movies, right?” Free slot: 1,5/10 on enjoyment scale

3. Cult leader from the substory

Pretty funny scam artist, all the later games character development got him on the list. We love us a lil fucked up reoccurring character.

Evilness: 8/10 doing terrible things to vulnerable people Forgetability: 4/10 forgot about him each time until the next appearance Iconic level: 4/10 will never forget that dance Free slot: retirement home for one million years for the grandpa

4. Dojima captain guy 1

????????

Evilness: 7/10 he’s a yakuza, after all, he’s done some bad stuff, probably Forgetability: 10/10 who? Iconic level: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Free slot: forgot he existed

5. Dojima captain guy 2

Purple suit guy with the boxing/dancing ring in the basement was pretty fab. He gets extra points for the drip. Otherwise idk what he- wait he saved Majima that one time? Huh. You keep learning things.

Evilness: 7/10 normal yakuza guy doing yakuza things Forgetability: 9/10 I know he was there, I guess Iconic level: 3/10 purple suit points Free slot: purple suit, that’s all I remember

6. Kuze

First fight with him was pretty tough. And then he just kept coming back, again and again. With desperate determination. And Kiryu got stronger and stronger between each encounter. And Kuze stayed on the same level, just looking more and more beat up. And that's amazing storytelling through game mechanics, but also really iconic, ngl.

I mean, man rode a dang motorbike in the sewers. He got the motorbike in the sewers, positioned it in the right spot to start the chase (did he get help for that?), and then rode it down there, through the nasty Kamurocho pipes, hunting down an annoying twunk like a medieval baron chasing a boar. All this while already beat up by said twunk. And he gets beaten again. Rolling in that sweet sewage water in his bandages.

Evilness: 6/10 he’s out there vibing to his own tunes Forgetability: 1/10 he Will Not Let You Forget about him, even if you’d want to Iconic level: 8/10 meme icon Free slot: he seemed like real threat at the start, but by the chase in the sewers he was our pal, our failmate bro, all the respect to his dedication o7; 4/10 on actual fights and smartness

7. Kashiwagi

He's on the list for what he did to Nishiki. Just sent the brother of his son to kill, uhh, his son. Just like that. Like, I get that he had his reasons, he really thought he was doing good, he thought he's saving Kiryu from suffering. Because of course it is all about Kiryu and what he supposedly (probably) (maybe) needs.

Evilness: 7/10 good intentions on the way down Forgetability: 0.5/50 look at him slurping cold noodles in his first scene, he’s stealing the show Iconic level: 7.5/10, again, look at the man eating noodles like a dad Free slot: 2/10 top tier dad, bless.

8. Sagawa

He's such a masterfully done abuser. Partially because he acts so nice. But there's always an unnerving feeling underneath it.

He only resorts to violence when everything's gone to shit. But it always feels like he's capable of it at any moment. It's like a rock constantly looming over, waiting to drop.

Evilness: 8.5/10 on the creep scale, very good for the story Forgetability: 2/10 he’s in your walls, he owns your walls, your balls, and your paycheck Iconic level: 6/10 smartly dressed Free slot: 1/10 as a person, would deck him on sight; thank g-d Majima's away from him now

9. Shimano

Smart, playing the long game, but really, in Y0 he seemed smarter than he is.

Long distance threat to Majima's safety, the threat he has trouble seeing as one. And that's the real kicker, that's the horror of it all – Majima striving to get back in the family, back under Shimano's thumb in his self-destructive last mission quest. Majima deciding to come back/stay even after the Hole, after y0, Majima getting so close to freedom but not being able to grasp it, and rationalising staying near Shimano for years, rebelling, but never separating in full.

And Shimano perfectly understands the power he has over Majima, and is always ready to use it. To break him at a moment's notice, if it will be useful for his plans. And this is way more uncomfortable and terrifying than Sagawa's brand of underlying threat.

Evilness: 12/10 made us start the “save Majima” movement Forgetability: 0/100 burned into my brain in the worst way possible Iconic level: 3/7 fashion sense is kinda bland, but he does have a presence Free slot: again, would deck on sight, but still – amazing character writing, very cool points for Majima’s story

10. Oda

Big oof moment, amaright?..

Such a fascinating character. He's not stereotypical, and has a compelling, layered personality, which is amazing for a gay man in the big hit game. But also. Ooof. Such a big oooof.

But, surprisingly in this day and age, it's not being gay that made him a piece of trash awful man who died. He was all that on his own, it was just his shit finally catching up to him in the end. And the love for Tachibana was actually his saving grace in life, a point of growth as a person (albeit small). So not denying him that, no. Even one-sided, it made him more human.

Idk if writers did all that on purpose, but these points felt very distinct in the story.

It's fascinating how Oda's character is a (terrible) person first, and he just happens to be gay. But also, him being gay is ultimately important. We played y0 before all the gay shows took over the screens, and this storyline hit us like a train. Can tell you a lot about the state of queer media at the time.

– Me, after we've met Oda: hehe, he totally has it for the boss The plot:

– Me, after seeing them interact on screen: hehe, Tachibana is making him suffer :3c Me, when plot: .___.

Evilness: 9.5/10 the 0.5 is from his love for Tachibana Forgetability: -100/10 I lay awake at night thinking about this bitch Iconic level: 1000/5 look at him, man’s shining Free slot: Bidoof

11. Nishitani

Hated him at the start, because he's a creepy cat, because of the noises, and also because of that one slide on the ground with the knife wiggle, you know the one. Unironically love him now, because the world out there is full of far worse people, and he sure did his attempt at surviving it.

(He totally crawled away at the end, no body no finale, I stan by this)

Evilness: 7/10 he's pretty fucked up, ngl, bringing corpses to Majima like a stray cat Forgetability: -10/10 lives rent free in everyone's head Iconic level: 9/10 man's been on the screen the least but made an impression of a lifetime (on all of us, and on Majima) Free slot: yet another normal cat that everyone think is a "mad dog"; honorary Knife Guy

12. Dojima

Organized a wholeass hunt for Kiryu, got Makoto shot, planned a big power grab, put it all on the table… and lost it all. To Sera.

Respecting him for the effort, he didn't let us rest once. Not respecting what his drinking (and other life choices) made him into later, but even before that I struggle to see what Yayoi saw in him. Apart from maybe her being a young girl from a yakuza family that arranged a political marriage for her when she wasn't even 20 yet. And there is a story here that can be very interesting, like, did you know that (according to rggo) at this exact time Sera was a student that was often arrested on protests? In this essay I will-

Evilness: solid 8/10 he do be scheming Forgetability: 1/10 dragon of who, you say? (Kiryu is very much the dragon of Daigo by this point, but yeah) Iconic level: 5/10 dressed good and has big presence, but derails down the line to a total (not hot) mess, so no respect Free slot: you know, right? Daigo is totally Seras' so- *gets gutted by Yayoi*

13. Knife guy

When Kiryu went through his (and ours) first Long Building™️ to get to the (first) fight with Kuze, we encountered Him. The guy with the knife.

It was already tough going through room after room of generic enemies when Kiryu wasn't that strong yet, and we weren't that skilled with the controls. And the Knife Guy was the first recurring enemy, a small mini-boss with a stabby knife that would bleed us dry and leave us savescumming. And he kept coming back. Again, and again, and again, and-

Before Kuze. Before Majima Everywhere. Before everything. There was an unkillable lil freak with a knife that just wouldn't quit until you literally threw him out of the 2nd floor window.

And I think it's beautiful.

Evilness: 5/10 man’s just doing his yakuza job, and doing it well Forgettability: -10000000000/10 who could ever forget this man the- *checks notes on the hand* Tomoda Iconic level: ∞-1/10 there is a knife guy shape forever imprinted in our hearts but there is still free room left, because Free slot: in this world only Majima surpasses him, because Majima is, of course, The Ultimate Knife Guy

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viriborne · 11 months

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Hey I saw you do a character ask thing, and I was wondering if you would do lucifer

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS EVEN THO I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY!!!!!

Okay, just to start off with, quick warning to Lucifer fans...I am VERY UNFORGIVING when it comes to my opinion and interpretation of him. He's too real of a character to me for me to like him. I appreciate his complexity... but I hate him lol.

If you've ever been in a family with generational trauma, you likely know someone like Lucifer. Someone who, while recognizing the abuse they've endured, still perpetuates it over and over again. Someone who controls his brothers just like how his Father did. And this is why he's mom-codedBEFORE PEOPLE GET ON ME FOR THIS, just listen. While we can't determine what Father's motivation is for keeping angels on short leashes, I feel as if we can infer that it's meant to "keep them in line," by force, if needed. We can see this mirrored in Lucifer's treatment of his brothers. Yes, the brothers are Very unruly but, as we can see with Mc's influence, they react MUCH better to when treated with kindness than humiliation and corporal punishment, something that mirrors real life. While Lucifer isn't as Bad as Father is when doling out punishments, it still yields the same effects of the brothers being terrified of the one in charge, something they reiterate over and over again. And Lucifer acknowledges this! He KNOWS his brothers are terrified of him but feels that it's "for the greater good" as he's scared of being thrown out of their home once again.

Okay, now let's get into Lucifer's treatment of Mc (is about to be nailed to a cross by Luci fans)

Sorry, I gotta mention Lucifer beating Mc until they passed out as "punishment" during the early lessons for the heinous crime of...protecting Beel and Luke. Like uhh wtf was that lol?? How am I supposed to like him after this? Even Belphegor had a better motive literally Killing us than he did for beating Mc unconcious lol. Not to mention the god forsaken pact scene where, despite attempting to be forced into a pact by Solomon multiple times, forces Mc into a pact (and a fade-to-black sex scene) and undermines their consent. Yippee!!! Overall, he's really just written to be the stereotypical Christian Grey archetype when it comes to Mc. I'd say he's like Beast from Beauty and the Beast but at least the beast grew as a person instead of being a man baby who can't express his emotions for the rest of his life. Instead, I feel as if he's the husband from The Taming of the Shrew. Okay that might be a bit harsh, even for him, but it still feels like an accurate comparison in some aspects lol.

Onto fandom interpretations: I've already gone at length as to why "daddy dom" Lucifer is inaccurate and makes me wanna deglove my entire body so I won't go into it. There is an issue where I feel like he's reduced only to a sexual object by many fans and that's Weird and Not Good and often aids in how he's so bastardized in writing and interpretation of his actions. It really feels like his bad parts Really get glossed over or completely excused even by fans who Recognize his flaws and I really feel like that's a damn shame. He's a shitty bastard with tons of baggage and u gotta accept that or else you're liking a completely different character.

Anyways take this meme I quickly made while writing this.

#ask #anon #obey me #lucifer

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heronoegg · 6 months

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pt 4/?

Nejire-Mirio interaction is real

amajiki just looking nauseous and happy ALSO ERI

Interesting that Amajiki didn't train the plant aspect of his quirk cause if he did he could make vines like Ibara he focused more on animals interesting

the amount at which i care about Sato appearing is that SpongeBob meme THERE HE IS GARY LOOK i care him

bro got heart burn and acid reflex CHILL

LOOK AT ERI JUST LOOK AT HER SHES BABY SHE SITS BETWEEN THEM

WHY YALL SO NOSY? lol

literally all my favorite people look at denki's barrette

he is so baby here he is halping

i will grab Toru and swing her by her weave i will replace it i love him

SHE PUT IT ON HER

uhh, nuh-uh

another thing i found interesting, so apperently those guys we saw that one time are his friends and business course students can fight as well? They wouldn't be challenging him this way if they didn't mean in their studies they could at some point beat Mirio but im talking this is like when he was a 1st year cause we know Mirio didn't have the hang of his quirk so they must have been friends for a long time

i need art of Mirio's friends

hes back and he brought his friends

Tsu is part of the sweater group like Todoroki and Momo

SHE TRYYYYY

i will not stop reminding yall about Kaminari's hair accessory, looking pretty tonight

Mina in her dress sweater crying emoji and Sato after yall done pushed him to his breaking point

#team up missions #Mirio togata #bnha Eri #denki kaminari

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shygirl4991 · 5 months

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if the boy do end up getting together in canon how do you think it would go?

uhh i mean i kinda picture that it would happen when fighting the tv adware like they are losing the battle, three and four are weak and one of them just decides to confess and they unlock a new meme power which helps them beat the battle. Or three almost dies given that drawing he did that was similar vibes to the one melony did or four almost dies and that pushes one of them to admit hidden feelings then hidden meme power. But who knows how luke and kevin wanna do it if they do end up doing it. Im just happy to write fics of two gays in love

#shygirl4991 #smg4 #smg34 #smg3 #smg43 #smg4 smg3 #ask shy

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malavera · 1 year

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Imagine if you’re Tom Cruise’s Gen Z Co-Star…

I think there will be lots of fun dont you think?

you’re a rising actress and your next project happens to be with Tom Cruise

you’re very thankful for the opportunity, the Film Project is a Rom-Com, and it’s been forever since Tom has played in any Drama movies right…

you can freely imagine what you want your role in this movie project as but lets focus on the fun

one time you were looking for Tom in the area until a crew said that he’s in his Trailer, you found him to be scrolling through his phone on TikTok

“what are you doing?”

“i dont know my agent told me to download this app and i’ve been on it for 3 hours! Did you know about TikTok Y/N? How come I never found out about this sooner!”

you were taking a break with the whole crew and one of them decided to pump out a music

“JUST A HEART BROKE BITCH HIGH HEELS SIX INCH IN THE BACK OF THE NIGHTCLUB SIPPIN CHAMPAGNE”

“OH WOW WHAT IS THIS SONG I’M REALLY FEELING THE BEAT” Tom started to shake his little ass up to the beat that you find him adorable

resulting him asking for your playlist

“Y/N could you help me with-”

“i refuse, i refuse” and he looked at you bewildered but eventually you showed him the trending Meme on TikTok

at lunch break they served Boba drinks and Tom has never tried it!

“Are you kidding me? You never.. EVER… Tasted one in your whole life?!”

“Uhh.. in case you forget i’ve lived lives before you… but yeah I never tried Boba.”

eventually he tries it and he loves it!

“Y/N who’s Billie Eilish?"

"Y/N why do you have to change your phone every year?"

"Because i'm FOMO, Tom."

"You're what?"

Sigh, "FOMO means Fear of Missing Out. And it's not healthy, don't get into it."

"Tom are you team Iron man or Captain America?"

the age gap wouldn't matter because you enjoy having him as a friend or even as a mentor. you'd share all kinds of things that he wouldn't understand coming out from your generation, and vice versa.

it's fun

#tom cruise #tom cruise headcanon #tom cruise headcanons #tom cruise fic #tom cruise fluff #tom cruise x reader #tom cruise imagine #tom cruise imagines

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megafaunatic · 4 months

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fic writer meme

ty claire @microcomets for the tag!!!!

How many works do you have on Ao3?

seventy three !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus christ lol

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

five hundred twelve thousand three hundred AND THREE human words. PLUS some comics

3. What fandoms do you write for?

whateber catches my fancy... mostly danmei these days but 🤫 perhaps a new world in the works soon

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

oh jeez lol

you asleep and dreaming

atlas

linger in the sun

take me by the waist to the water (<- this one's having a renaissance these days bc of the donghua, by far the most kudos per day)

this tornado loves you

the people love wangxian!

5. Do you respond to comments?

VERY RARELY... i try to respond asap to anyone who asks about translating (i LOVE TRANSLATIONS) but other than that i feel very shy about replying to comments LOL 😵‍💫😵‍💫 even though i love when authors respond to MY comments...

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

for a while i wrote a lot of "missing scene" wangxians where it's just like a moment or a handful of moments in the middle of the action, and i think all of them have implicit angsty endings: because they're just a missing scene, and there's no continuation, you understand that "having that conversation"/"kissing or almost kissing then" changes nothing in the greater arc... wei wuxian still gives jiang cheng his golden core, is still reviled and then killed... etc... but definitely the angstiest fic i've written remains flightless bird which cair read and then immediately blocked out of their mind forever

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

MOST Of my fics that aren't the above missing scene fics are happy endings. some faves include no other waters and to be a good companion, both post-tyk happy endings; at least in this lifetime, my most recent take on mdzs happy ending; a lot's gonna change, a wedding fic which was written in honor of most beloved friends mary + aubrey's actual real life wedding (and actual real life happy ending)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not really lol probably once a year i'll get a rude comment that i immediately delete and go "? lol" about. i was NOT victimized by shino which >:/ okay... excluding me...

9. Do you write smut?

teehee

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you have written?

ive really only written one crossover (atlas: wangxian + hualian) which got it all out of my system. crossovers are hard to do well especially when all the things i'm into are in world structures that can't easily overlap

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

no fics "stolen" as in reposted wholesale (TO MY KNOWLEDGE?) but definitely i used to notice some plagiarism here and there when wangxian was really popping! mostly specific turns of phrase/passages but sometimes whole concepts. also one time i tweeted a funny hualian thread about hua cheng purring and then a couple days later i decided i want to whip it up into a fic and then like 3 hours after i posted the fic i went and checked the tag (these were the days that you could check the tag more than once a day) and someone had posted their own fic that was just beat-for-beat my original thread. uncredited obviously. lol

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

YES AND I ACTUALLY KEEP A CHERISHED SPREADSHEET OF ALL THE TRANSLATIONS!!!! like claire, mostly spanish/russian/chinese. most exciting tls for me personally are the persian and turkish ones

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

NO!!!!!!! I'M TOO UNRELIABLE AND OVERPROTECTIVE!!!!!!! every time zoë and miriam or fey and fer talk about how much they love co-writing i'm like omg. wish i were constitutionally capable of doing such an activity. but i'm not

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

THE SCHOONER WINDFALL OF OCRACOKE ISLAND!!!!!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

no uhh idk passions come and go! once i get Particularly Into a ship i'll come back and read fics for it years later... every ship fills a different niche in my heart...

15. What is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

(HUGE BOLD LETTERS) pacific rim wangxian au i miss you so bad

also inception au wenzhou fic but that feels more likely to be finished... maybe one day...

16. What are your writing strengths?

precision + beauty of language; i am really funny; i'm good at choreography

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

PLOT :( PACING :(

18. Thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! i like it the most when i personally can understand it LMFAO but like really well-written bilingual writing where you DON'T have to speak the second language in order to get the gist of what's being said - either bc of elegant/subtle translation in the narration or bc of context - is sooo good and so hard to do well

OR i love lianzi's approach to translation in her shl chinese restaurant au (ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FICS OF ALL TIME) where some of the text is written in chinese and you hover over it for the english translation

19. First fandom you wrote for?

technically les mis but that doesn't count. jojo's bizarre adventure

20. Favorite fic you have written?

ummmmm mmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm. at any given time i mostly like my most recent fics the best but i do think our eyes on the road is particularly enduring - i love a lot of the landscape writing i did in that one, i think i captured the vibe of "late winter in new england" particularly well!

I TAG... @cairoscene @vinelark @houtaroo @fruitdaze AND @uhuraisgay

#ask meme

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fox-daddy · 11 months

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The arcana as memes (because I’m creative)

MC: Fine! I admit it! I still can’t swim, I never took those lessons at the beach.

Asra: MC, you promised!

MC:they wanted to put me in the beginner class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds!

MC: They can be so cruel when they sense weakness

Julian: That’s why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard

Asra: Julian, that’s prison

Julian: Only if you let it be

~~~

Asra: who’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had?

Lucio: tisk* I never went to oovoo Javer

~~~

drunk Lucio: oh no-

drunk Lucio: Asra, theirs only one piece left-

Asra:not paying attention* what?

drunk Lucio: pointing at the pizza* theirs only one piece left

Asra: playing along to see where this goes* what are we going to do?

drunk Lucio: I DON’T KNOW ASRA, I DON’T KNOW! CAN I THINK FOR A SECOND?!

drunk Lucio: All right this- this is not a big deal, we can do pizza bites. I take a bite, you take a bite, I take a bite-

Asra:no!

drunk Lucio: Why not!?

Asra:cus that’s gross

drunk Lucio: why is that gross?!

Asra: because your mouth would be on the same thing my mouth is on.

Asra: Let’s just cut it in half

Drunk Lucio; Sure, we could just cut the pizza in half maybe uhhh, maybe uhh next time your hanging with Julian and I wanna do something with you, I’ll cut you in half!?

Asra:I don’t even want the last slice

Drunk Lucio: I KNOW YOU WANT IT ASRAAA~!

Asra: I JUST SAID I DON’T!

drunk Lucio: YOUR MOUTH IS TELLING ME NO YOUR EYES ARE TELLING ME YES!

Asra: quit treating me like a date and just eat it!

Drunk Lucio: WHAT IS THIS FRIENDSHIP BASED ON?!

Drunk Lucio: HOW CAN I TRUST YOU, IF I CAN’T TRUST YOU?!

Asra: regretting playing along* ARE YOU TAKING DRUGS?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE PIZZA?

Nadia: Hey why are you two yelling? Pizza?! seriously? I’ll take the last slice. *takes it without asking*

Drunk Lucio: NOBBY! THAT WAS MEANT FOR ASRA!

Asra: already leaving with Nadia* I don’t get paid enough to babysit

Drunk Lucio: ASRA-!

~~~

*Drunk Asra and Portia recording Drunk MC*

Drunk MC; Hello I’m MC, and I just want to let you know that you deserve it! and you should love yourself! and you’re a good person!

Drunk MC: SO FUCK ANYBODY WHO SAYS THEIR NOT!

Drunk MC: I’LL METAPHORICALLY BEAT THEM WITH THIS PLASTIC BAT! which personally it actually does hurt-

Drunk MC: So It’ll hurt- if- them- if they- if you believe- if their telling you that your not cool and you should be happy.

Drunk MC; If their saying you shouldn’t be happy THEY’LL GET A BAT IN THE FACE! IT REALLY HURTS! CHECK IT!

Drunk MC: smacks themselves in the face with a plastic bat with all their strength* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Muriel and or Julian; Immediately checking if their okay as Asra and Portia dies of laughter*

~~~

Potia: did you wash the dishes?

Julian: I thought- you wanted- to do that?

Portia: dangerous giggle* You we’re wrong

~~~

Lucio: you know he looks awfully familiar

Lucio: wait a second I remember this! That’s me! Look at all that hair- I can’t believe I thought that looked good! I must have been drunk.

~~~

Lucio: singing his heart out*

Julian: slowly rising a knife*

Asra: slowly forces Julian to lower it*

~~~

MC: I have, feelings for you-

Muriel: I have feelings-

Muriel: breaking*

Muriel: for you

Morga: wanting them to hurry up* is the feeling disgust? no? let’s keep going then, because the only feeling I have is disgust that my son’s still alive.

~~~

Muriel: sorry- I thought I saw a wasp

MC: do you love me too?

Muriel: ExcuseMe!?!

~~~

Lucio: So- you’re breaking up with me because my muscles are too big?

Nadia: Oh my-

Lucio: I mean I didn’t know my muscles were that big

Nadia: No, I’m breaking up with you because you never listen to me!

Lucio: still talking about his muscles*

Nadia: Which is exactly what you’re doing right now!

Lucio keeps talking even after Nadia has walked away*

#the arcana mc #the arcana game #the arcana apprentice #asra the arcana #nadia the arcana #muriel the arcana #portia the arcana #julian the arcana #lucio the arcana

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jackiebrackettt · 8 months

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man, knifetrick was fantastic. I am still a huge Tasmin fan, best tailor. we should all reread kt and meme again. remember the memes? the bits about everything Ran does being gay 'why do you need both arms? to hold men?' and such? by talos this cant be happening, everywhere.

i think one of my favorite moments was probably the balcony, it caused a lot of emotions. like, that whole night was great and the tension had me screaming, and then finishing the chapter was both the worst thing ever (in an emotional damage way) and the best. get bonked idiot.

if you feel like it, what was a favorite side character or moment of yours? or just other character things?

I still adore your kt fics also. :] i'm petty sure i sent an ask about loving Artificial Loneliness ages ago and that still stands, such a good AU fic, so so interesting.

@baaloved

going to answer ur question first but: man this is why I need to reread it bc my memory is so bad o(-( I only remember broad strokes of it atm</3 so side characters I’m blanking on a lil but agreed though Tasmin is Very fun :]

I ended up being a little too busy tonight nd I will be 2morrow night but I def wanna do a kt reread !!! maybe we can all make an event out of it or smthing if I advertise it enough (<- depends on whether I feel like organising that o(-( rip) but I’ll def liveblog it and maybe try and find those memes again and it’ll be like back in uhh *checks ao3* whenever kt was posted

balcony scene is srsly iconic i don’t think anything can beat that tbhh but! I’m a big fan of the poison reveal too (“too harmful to use on Jackie” that slayed) andd there’s a scene I really love bc of how @/metfell drew it - very cinematic ! it’s the one where ran is about to shoot jackie in the back of the head or smthing but someone shows up

^ I mean the whole thing slays tbh but again.. my memory</3 plus I can’t just write out the whole book lol

and wrt my fics: TYSM!!!! this is so kind I’m so glad you liked them :]!!! I’m sure my writing style has changed a bit since then but every now and then I reread them myself and I’m still proud of them ^_^ Artificial Loneliness is kinda the first (and only I think?) AU story I’ve ever written nd finished it holds a special place in my heart :]

#asks #baaloved #unfortunately it’s the start of my work week so o(-( will be a lil bit b4 I can get into proper reading + liveblogging headspace #but soon hopefully!!

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bassguitarinablackt-shirt · 3 months

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i didn't sleep too badly

I took a bath today !! I usually only take showers bc sensory issues and mean brain

coincidentally since I took s bath I washed my hair :33 I do my best to do it af least twice a week so that was good

my hair didn't dry terribly

at my aikido class the guy I'm afraid of isn't back yet

I beat up an old man (at aikido) (he's not that old anyways)

my sister and I spoke again (we speak like genuinely conversation maybe once a week lols but not in a bad way)

she sent me a poland pond meme

we went to the library !! and I got the fourth hoo book

and we got a mlm and wlw solidarity book :3

we went out to eat :D

we got milkshakes there !!

my sister made a joke about my averseness to cheese and didn't mean it in a rude way :3

Tumblr moots were nice today

I posted a recording of me singing a song I wrote and it was well received

i learned what big nats are

my cat is asleep on me

ooh I brushed my teeth today !!!! I'm so proud of myself ngl I'm doing better with brushing my teeth :3

uhh can't think of anything else rn

I'm pretty sure you can probably guess who I am so oopsie

brain eepy

sorry the hygiene ones I'm just proud of myself ahdkj

thats amazing!!!!!!!! and yeah i knew who you were almost immediately lol

you should be proud!!!!! now sleep.

#asher answers

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qserasera · 1 year

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1, 3, 8, 39 for the fic meme!

wAHHHH thank u friend!! questions from this meme here. 1. What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?) o w o what a question!! hahaha but im Thrilled!!

if it's genshin fic, i think willow pond, locked in smoke (protective character, Heavily implied relationship, party intrigue!!) is a fairly good representation for my style.

if it was non-genshin fic, i think advance, retreat in three-fourths beat is another good intro!! 3. What are some tropes or details that you think are very characteristic of your fics? ahhhh.........u already are. very Well aware of my love of characters who were once!!! childhood bffs!!--to divorced but never dated--to lovers.....it's so good. the Layers of history. potential betrayal. slow rebuilding of a relationship from ruins :'')))

uhh i enjoy High Drama but idk how good i am at writing that. social intrigue or at least hints of power jockying/social intrigue in conversations! a lot of...side characters/nameless side characters around the cast for worldbuilding purposes??

protective characters for one side of an otp, always an oldie but goodie (or mutual protectiveness). maybe characters who might feel more bitterly isolated but are more coldly resigned to it. luxurious environmental storytelling, as i think one mutual put it ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ 8. What song would make a great fic (to either write or read)?

this question is so. Difficult. how dare u ⁺◦ะ ୧(𖦹﹏𖦹)୨ ೃ࿔

in terms of songs that got turned into fic.....i still lose my Mind on a regular basis over the..TWO PARTER fic posts that @blackidyll so brilliantly wrote for my zhongchi masquerade dance fanmix i made....thank u i owe u my life dot jpeg!!

Zhongli grabs the edge of his jaw – the only part of his face left vulnerable by his delusion – and tilts his head to meet his gaze head on. It happens so quickly that Tartaglia can’t defend against it, and they come to an abrupt halt, their stances breaking when Tartaglia releases his grip on Zhongli’s waist to grab at the wrist of the hand holding his jaw.

“You are standing here, facing the world wearing her mask and her colours. What else am I supposed to call you, Tartaglia, Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers?”

Gone is the cool calmness – Zhongli’s eyes are molten now, glowing enough that the gilded edges of his mask gleam with it. And – was that an undercurrent of possession in his voice?

(from that mix tho, i think one of my favorite songs that i feel would Make for a great chili fic would be unsullied - mao buyi. )

for other pairs/fandoms, i think Ritual would make for a Very fun horrible exorcists fic vibe to read in an AU where they became a power couple in sharp suits and Dramatic color-contrasting kimonos who stir up a storm of gossip in the exorcists world but also there are sometimes assassinations against them both >:))) and this song would be pretty fun for them too hehehehe :3 (sink my teeth into what is mine / I hunt and kill so you can wine and dine) 39. Is any aspect of your writing process inspired by other writers or people? If so, who?

maybe, maybe not....im not sure. i did do an a attempt at writing sprints a while back but didn't keep up with it. um. besides brainrotting while listening to bunch of blorbos playlists for an hour, i don't think my writing process has been specifically inspired by other writers ; w ; (i do enjoy a good screaming session about planned scenes if i happen to be sending stuff to a fic beta tho hehe)

#memeity meme #defeateddetectives #long post

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