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columboscreens · 1 month

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#columbo #season 5 #a case of immunity #columbo hearing waterloo at eurovision 1874 #typo but im leaving it #reconstruction era ABBA

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satoruyes · 2 months

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co-parent bakugou

katsuki bakugou x reader (part two)

fwb! bakugou who often came by your dorm during college to drop off school work when you missed lectures and loads when you missed him.

fwb! bakugou who came by before bed to fuck you into your pillow and listen to your hushed moans, hushed so your roommates wouldn’t hear. (they did)

fwb! bakugou who’s scared of committing because he “couldn’t see you in his future” and was too focused on his.

fwb! bakugou who’s late night visits became more and more scarce.

fwb! bakugou who months later soft launches his new partner on his story after telling you he’s not ready for a relationship.

fwb! bakugou who stops breathing at the sight of your name popping up on his phone as he cuddles his partner while watching movies, and nearly has a stroke at the “Im pregnant.” text.

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“well are ya sure it’s mine?” he asks, not daring to look away from you. you break eye contact and look outside the coffee shops’ window to focus on anything other than this conversation you’ve been dreading. “are you serious? you should know i’m not exactly one to sleep around,” you say to the man. he nods and his grip on his mug gets tighter, knuckles visibly whiter. “well, are ya keepin’ it,” he asks, “i don’t think that’d be a bright idea for either of us.” you kind of glare but think over his words. “you know how my parents feel about abortion kats.. i’d be disowned. the second the press found out about it, my family would be done for,” your eyes start to water and a tear threatens to fall, you pause “.. i thought you said you don’t do relationships?”

katsuki stares at you and shakes his head, “those fuckin’ hormones already getting to your brain or somethin?“ he sighs, “you know i can’t do this *nickname*. i’m in a committed relationship with raya, we’re getting engaged next month. on top of that, i can’t be number one with a baby leechin’ of me.” your heart drops, “you’re.. getting engaged? i.. um.. well, congratulations. i’m sorry to burden you with all of this… and i can’t abort it anyway.. i.. i’m too far along.. and i cant do this.” you finish & get up from the table and leave.

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baby daddy! bakugou who ends up losing contact with you for months after you block him on everything a refuse to meet up per your family’s request.

baby daddy! bakugou who nearly forgets about you years later til kirishima brings you up and shows him your instagram.

baby daddy! bakugou who gets home and stalks you from a burner account, finds out you still talk to everyone from college but him.

baby daddy! bakugou who sees a pretty little ruby-eyed girl down your timeline, her resemblance to him uncanny.

baby daddy! bakugou who pulls some strings and texts your number asking to meet his daughter, hana.

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hana is 2 years old by now, forming choppy sentences and now waddling on her feet. after a week of texting, you finally fold and let him come over to meet his daughter. when you open the door to let him in he nearly finds himself choking on his spit at how beautiful you are. you looked even better than your posts, if that’s possible. you greeted him with a nod and invited him in. he takes his shoes off and head to the living room you led him to. you exchange stale pleasantries and small talk til you decide to go get your baby girl. “her name is ‘hana lei bakugou,’ as much as i wanted her to have my last name.”

you walk over to him and hand her to him, noticing the wedding band resting around his ring finger. you scoff, “wow so you two actually got married?” he nods and analyzes his daughters’ features. “shes so pretty, just like ‘er momma,” he half smiles and look up at you. “so i’ll have her back later tonight, gonna take ‘er home to meet the wife and all of that.” he goes to get off the couch. “woah, you don’t get to do that. you don’t get to come back back after all this time like nothing happened.” he looks frustrated for a second, “you can’t just- … yea yer right, ‘m sorry.’’

you nod, “how about we go up to her room and play?” he agrees and follows you into his daughter’s bedroom while carrying her.

“So.. how long have you two been in the area?” he asks, scanning his daughter's room. “I never really left, just moved closer to the city i guess,” you reply; putting hana down to the floor. She waddles over to katsuki. “hana, baby this is your father,” you look down at the little girl. At first she looks up at you with her glowing beady eyes then she looks over to Katsuki sitting over on a couch. “papa?” she asks and she points her dainty finger at him. you nod and smile. “yes baby, that's your papa.”

katsuki looks at the little girl and she reaches up for him. “up.” she says, and he obliges. you two talk and rekindle for what seemed to be days. In reality it was just about 4 hours. “*name* it was really nice to see you again, let's go out for dinner sometime. with hana of course.” you lead him downstairs while he says his goodbyes to hana.

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“I told ya about this years ago raya, you can't be mad about this. What did you expect? for them to disappear?” bakugou yells at his wife. “well i didnt fucking expect you to go out of your way to to reach out either!” she pouts, anger and jealousy laced in her tone. “I have to own up to this responsibility now whether you like it or not, stop fuckin’ cursin’ at me. ‘m already stressed as is; ‘ion need yer bitchin’.”

“oh so now i'm bitching because you went out and got some slut pregnant.. you're just full of it katsuki.” raya says, glaring at him now. “ya cant get mad at me because I wanna be a father, ‘nd not just leave some kid stranded out here.”

“it's not just about the kid is it? do you miss the bitch or something? do you miss the sex? did she give you better head than I do?” raya accuses, bakugou sighs and goes to leave the room, “‘nd yea- she did give better head.” as he walks to their shared room he can hear her still yelling in the distance.

katsuki bakugou goes to sleep confused tonight. He wonders why was he such a prick. he wonders why did his heart pound so fast- why were his hands so sweaty when he saw you.

he couldn't do this. he has a wife. hes happily married, regardless of any arguments. his wife was the mayors daughter and promised him various things, she promised him glory. of course he didn't need her but it's definitely more helpful to have more "support." plus you hated him, only putting up with him for the sake of his daughter. no, it wasn't attraction- it was just nervousness. he loved his wife.

katsuki woke up to his wife, raya in his arms. she looked so pretty and peaceful like this. he snapped out of his daze and got out of bed to catch a shower. he couldn't help but find his hand reaching down to take care of himself. usually when he finds himself touching himself; its of thoughts of his wife from the night prior. but today it was you. he felt shameful but he just couldnt help it. he couldn't stop himself from thinking about you. hes only human.

#lulawrites #katsuki bakugou #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #no proof read #no beta we die like men #im sorry guys #part two soon #fwb series #HIII guys leave feedback or any typos #ive missed writing #bitvh

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shibusawaz · 9 months

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have you ever wanted to know who YOUR soulmate in bsd would be? even if you haven't, i think you should still take my quiz. nudge nudge.

31 questions and 28 results, enjoy :))

#YALL I SPENT LIKE 5 HOURS TOTAL ON THIS AND I DONT EVEN LIKE MEN 😭😭😭#it was a lot of fun but a lot more pain #so go take it. do me a favor.#made so you can skew results slightly but still useable to people who want a genuine surprise. i hope #let me know about typos or little oddities. or maybe even tell me who you got 🧍‍♀️#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #do i tag a bunch of characters or #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakajima atsushi #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #nikolai gogol #kunikida doppo #ranpo edogawa #ryuunosuke akutagawa #ok im leaving it there im not tagging 28 damn men

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vhvrs · 1 year

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rams my head through a cement wall.

accompanying mix // flats under cut // if any c137c3st or freak shippers touch this ill be in your walls immediately

#rick sanchez #birdperson #birdrick #bprick #presumably #that way everyone drew rick in 2015-2016 never leaves me btw #something something in retrospect makes perfect sense the shithead ex creators werent in charge of the faggotry on the show amen #idk why something just went off in my brain the WHY ARE U RISKING UR LIFE FOR THAT ASSHOLE / BEVAUSE YOU LOVE HIM line #is stuck in my head im going cross eyes #those typos will stay #dork art

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golden28s · 10 months

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no because i need to talk about mickey and ian's tiny little obsession with calling each other "mr milkovich" and "mr gallagher" idk how to explain it but it's like they've been waiting for so long that now they can't stop showing that they're each other's person, they can't stop talking about how they belong to each other, they need to keep telling the world that they're together.

Which reminds me of another silly little obsession but this time is just Mickey's obsession: the rings need to be visible. In the promise rings scene, in s10 when Ian goes to Byron's house to see Mickey and gives him this promise ring, he looks even more hurt when he sees that Ian wears his ring in a non visible place. It actually bothers him that no one can see, that no one will know that he has someone, that no one will see that he "belongs" to someone, that no one will know or Ian won't tell the world about him, about them. Like they're hiding again, like Mickey's hiding again. He notices he doesn’t have his ring in that one scene with Sandy where they're talking about the wedding, he notices and he even asks where is it.

The ring is not only a ring or the symbol of their marriage but also is them not hiding anymore and having sex in the back of a store, is them not living anymore in a constant state of anxiety and fear because what if they found them out, what if they knew about them. It's them telling the world that they're together, that they love each other, that they fought, screamed, cried, hurt each other, tried to elope and have a happy ending but it wasn't their moment and always found their way back and finally they made it.

It's Mickey not being ashamed anymore, it's Mickey being ridiculously proud of his husband, of what they have, of himself. It's Ian knowing Mickey is gonna love him unconditionally, it's Ian trying to not forget that he's worth loving, it's Ian allowing Mickey to take care of him and pretending he doesn't notice the little things he does for him because he's worried and he's an act of service type of person so he doesn't ask much, he does these little things.

So they're obsessed with the idea of telling the world they're free, they're in love, they're together and they vowed a forever. They just need the world to know they're Mr Gallagher and Mr Milkovich because for a long time they couldn't call each other "mine" and it felt like better times wouldn't come, like they would have to live in these shadows like a secret mission.

And now they're proudly in love in the daylight and it's the most exciting thing so they talk constantly about it and never stop looking at their rings, at each other in awe and adoration.

#im emotional leave me alone #I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH THEY FOUGHT FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP #sorry for the typos #gallavich #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #shameless

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suburbankitty · 3 months

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imma be the girl that reblogs cute cats and bunnies, but jumpscares you with boobs, too keep you on your toes

#minor typo im leaving the internet

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feluka · 4 months

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while i dont exactly hide it, i refuse to put the word coptic in my bio because it invites Certain Asks in my inbox, so when once again someone replies to my post calling me an islamist/arab supremacist..... bro............

#ah yes i am. checks notes. part of the extremist group that displaced my family from minya 👍#people don't even know what islamism is they just hear the word allah and they start crying #i'm refuse to reply to these people like 'umm i'm actually and neither muslim nor ethnically arab sooo gotcha!!!'#i just glock and go #<supposed to say block but the typo is funny so im leaving it #glock and go <3 my fave routine

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andromeddog · 1 year

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#my art #oc stuff #anselm lustig #stahlhelm #ww1 art #anselm is a stormtrooper who keeps getting blown up #and stahlhelm is his weird tulpa that refuses to leave him alone #two worsties <3 #hello. i have been sick and busy and busy and sick but i’m trying to make more stuff #THERES A TYPO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘fühlst du dich’ not ‘fühlst du bich’#IM SORRY……….. i didn’t even translate it myself i was just copying it and still got it wrong #lame. walking into the sea. to anyone who speaks german i am apologizing profusely from the sea floor

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fruitsyrups · 6 months

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peeby

#adventure time #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #my art #goodies #big silly grin face is real fun to draw #also this beush no i meant brysg. no...#this beush FUCJING HELL. this brus . okay. this brusg WHAT THE FUXK.#this brush is fun :] its like a little highlighter brush i made but it looks nice for lineart(?)(sketches?) too methinks #had to leave the brush typos in there like that shit is actually impressive what was that like 4 or 5 failed attempts in a row?#okY is that legible tho. i wasnt using much punctuation because you cant use commas in tags and actually i think that has fuckedup my brain #because i hardly use commas now unlss im being serious. if you cant tell what im saying Well thats okay im being mysterious and aloof #its very charming. you're charmed.

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reloaderror · 6 months

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rejoice for he has hair 👍

#unrendered but ukno #nabari no ou #another update mwah <- deluding myself to think u care also need u to kpknkw im wow. thats. wow what a typo #im leaving that in #anyway i need u to know that i am working on this. i am. it's been almost a month since instarted but i am.#i started*#now i have to sleep #nno #wip

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rebecca-lotto · 3 months

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okay i find it hilarious that taylow swift fans are somehow more toxic than k-pop stans.

like , it's hilarious that swifties are like , less competent at being a toxic fanbase

#anti taylor swift #im leaving the typos in for funsies #\

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kaladinsspear · 11 days

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On the one hand, I would fucking love to watch the chasm kata.

On the other, I think stormlight would be very dificult to addapt to visual media. As epic and cinematic as it is, most of the plot happens in the characters thoughts and showing that would take incredibly skilled actors, screenwriters, and director. Think about Shallan's inner turmoil after Jasna's first phillosophy lesson where she executed the criminals. The way that Shallan's hero worship of Jasna collides with her horror at the executions and gives her the impulsive bravery to steal the (fake) soulcaster was an emotional rollercoaster and one of my favorite Shallan moments from WoK, but how would you show that journey on screen? All that physically happened in that scene is Jasna gets her hair brushed (or takes a bath? something like that.) and Shallan did some quick swapping. None of the interesting parts of that scene were physically happening.

I do think it would be possible to make a good seres adaptation of the stormlight archives, but I think people underestimate the amount of skill it would take to bring these stories to the screen while retaining the intensity and depth that we all love. :)

#stormlight archive #i saw the typo in my last paragraph of 'seres' instead of 'series'#but 'seres' is symmetrical so im leaving it as vorin propaganda #my thoughts #talking to the void #shallan davar #i would love an SA series #there just aren't very many people I trust enough to make it #stormlight archive spoilers

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loathsome-sickness · 26 days

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at which point does the power shift with fear

men are expected to simply accpet that people are afraid of them, and frankly often that they are culpable in that fear

but we know that that fear can often be motivated (and maliciously weilded by) bigotry. racism and ableism come to the forefront of my mind here but this can and has been weilded against pretty much any minority you can think of

so when does the power shift. when someone decides the object of their fear doesnt count as a minority? how many autistic and schizospec people exactly have the experience of being correctly identified as neurodivergent rather than just a threat?

transitioning and being read as a man has been gender affirming, for sure, but i've developed entire new compulsions, intrusive thoughts and paranoias devoted to the how i am being percieved as a threat, as being harm just by existing around people

because im a man, because im visibly weird

i am not a threat to other people, statisticly im at much higher risk of violence even from the women that are afraid of me

but as many people say, how are the women supposed to know that, because statisticly they are at constant threat of any man around them

at what point, i ask again, does the power shift

at what point am i allowed to just exist without having to mind whether or not someone will hurt me because i was too weird, too threatening. at what point do i get to stop thinking im hurting people just by sharing their space

will i ever be allowed to exist

#of; dmitri #intersectional feminism at least seems to grapple with these concepts #its unfortunate how uncommon feminism is intersectional #cw for discourse i suppose #cw for me waxing poetic about how fucking impossible it is to even leave the house right now #all i did was stand somewhere in public waiting to be picked up by my mother from therapy #thats all #maybe i did it weird #maybe i read too much into people walking past me #maybe maybe maybe #im tired #i know theres typos i did this on my phone

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armagnac-army · 29 days

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would you fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck

AM I DOING THIS SHIT ALONE OR WITH BACKUP

ALONE 100 DUCK SIZED HORSIES BECAUSE HORSES ARE ONLY SCARY WHEN THEYRE BIG

WITH BACKUP I THINK WE CAN TAKE THE DICK

#(( im. leaving the typo in there ))#dispatches from the marshal #letters intercepted for the marshal's eyes #anonymous #(( genuine typo. ))

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disguisedcheezed · 2 years