#ty for the food anon
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let me word barf for a second,
Rana x Scholar!Reader.
Scholar!(Name) meets Rana when they unfortunately get stuck in a bunch of vines from trying to escape some angry tigers. In their defense, they were assigned a group project about catnip and its effects but the rest of their teammates bailed when they learned they had to test it on actual tigers. ANYWAY, Rana finds (Name) after a few hours of them loudly complaining about their situation "AUGHHH WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHORT STICK OF PROJECTS" "WAAAAAAAA THESE VINES ARE SO STRANGLY- *starts choking*" "I WANNA GO HOOOOOOMMMMMEEEE" "Damn... my mates sure did leave me for dead with this assignment, didn't they? When i see them again I'll make sure to give them shroom poisoning >:("
When Rana finds (Name) they've already passed out from all the blood going to their head. She brings (Name) to a nearby camp, when the dumbass scholar finally wakes up, they're really shaken up about things. Legit the first thing they say to Rana is "... Are you an angel? 'Cause SHEESH bby gworl you look fresh out of the pearly gates *lipbite emoji*". Karma hits them when they realized their hard work A.K.A 2 pages of cute cat doodles and one singular sentence which is "catnip = drugs for cats" got drowned when they ran away.
I have no idea what happens next and what made Rana date an idiot like them (and not me) but rest assured, this is a slowburn strangers>friends>besties>platonicly married>dating>somehow engaged>official couple
this. this is the one. this is true masterpiece. i need more rana x reader fics 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
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I love your kakagai art and the tattoos you've shared are super cool!
Tysm thats very nice of you to say! I'm so glad you like my scribbles! Have some more
It's grandpa hours
#ty for the kind words truly i was shook#These sketch pages keep getting out of hand fr#Biskue harassing Lee into giving him some food#Spot the tiny turtle summon#Shiba & urushi plotting#And in my heart bull & metal are best friends#kakagai#kakashi hatake#maito gai#might guy#rock lee#metal lee#Ninken#anon ask#jvart#nart#naruto fanart#hatake kakashi
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One thing I'd really love to see re/wyllstarion in some capacity (might have to just write it myself someday) is how like. Yes wyll is a monsterfucker and to some extent astarion being a vampire is hot to him and he's canonically monsterfucker adjacent at the very least HOWEVER. i feel like the thing a lot of people miss (or it's just me idk) about astarion is that he's straight up Not Good at being a sexy vampire he's not good at being a cool dominating creature of the night like. There's a whole scene about how cringe and practiced all his lines are he's notoriously whiny and campy and unstable and ngl he's not the kind of person i can see actually dominating anyone (mostly just for the safety of all involved but that's neither here nor there) ANYWAYS my point is: 24 year old virgin wyll ravengard who satisfied himself wih fantasies up to this point finally stumbles across a sexy vampire he could live those fantasies out with only to come to the shocking realization that 1. wyll himself is somehow the better seductor 2. they're both bottoms
That last bit lmfao 💀💀 Woe!
You know, I think Wyll actually *is* a little taken in by the oooh suave vampire bit, more than anyone else in camp (I say this as someone who personally is 1000% invested in cringe and whiny Realstarion vs. Generic Vampire Fantasy Guy even if Astarion has fun LARPing the latter) if only because of 1) all those times Wyll calls him charming behind his back and 2) "elegant bearing, saucy voice - I should've seen [that he was a vampire], the signs were all there!" (I will never, ever get over this line. what the fuck. THIS was what clued you in vis-à-vis the vampirism? Not the fangs or the red eyes or the puncture wounds..? WYLLIAM!!? we need to talk).
BUT I see your vision, anon. I do. Wyll IS the better seducer, he HAS the greater rizz. He's batting .400 on pickup lines, Astarion's 10 CHA simply cannot compete with Wyll's princely gigachad energy.
Wyll would definitely have to adjust his expectations, but I like to think that's part of the fantasy - the romantic ideal - for him. To be the guy who uncovers the humanity beneath the (sexy) monster facade. Getting to the soft squishy center of someone like Astarion or Lae'zel, etc. would feel soo, sooo rewarding to someone like Wyll, who by all accounts is deeply attracted to people with sharp teeth... but craves the pomp and pageantry of courtship and a deep and tender connection.
#good food anon#ty <3#wyllstarion#bloodpact#baldur's gate 3#anon#asks#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin
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How well do you think the reader would be able to hide their injuries from the harbingers? Or rather, how long do you think they’d be able to hide it? The harbingers are bound to find out eventually — either on their own or some lowly Fatui agent tells them about reader’s condition — it’s just a matter of when.
I imagine it’d be even harder for fragile!reader to hide new injuries. The Harbingers are all so attentive towards them it’d be hard to hide anything at all, much less anything that involves reader’s condition :,))
I had this idea where reader is trying to hide a small gash on their palm from Dottore, and everything seems to be going really well because he hasn’t caught up yet, but then it’s time for a routine check, and when he discovers the new bandages on readers palm he’s like, “hmm, I don’t patching up their hand recently, so they must have done this themselves. But why didn’t they tell me about it? I could have helped!” and then he tenderly applies soothing salves and re-wraps their hand, but not before making reader promise not to hide any injuries from him in the future
Not well or long at all I'm afraid. Being attentive and observant runs in their blood, they need to with their line of work. It's just a matter of their personality though... For example, when Scara notices something's off with you, he'll just pester you until you tell him, like 'hmph, just tell me already, i can already see this is going to affect our day' or 'stop being stubborn and let me help you idiot.' Overall once he figures out you're acting funny (which is pretty quick since once he's in love he notices things about you easily) he'll find out about your injury quickly and then get mad at you for hiding it 🫠 but not in a truly mad way, just going off about how you were dumb to do that, the injury could have gotten worse, etc. He's just a worried bb. Arlecchino is kind of similar, but not in the loud pestering way... she's quiet herself but that makes her be observant of you and your mannerisms ten times more. And as soon as her hawk eyes notice sometimes off (once again quickly because literally nothing gets past her in general) she'll just sit you down and request for you to explain to her what's wrong, probably won't let you leave until you come clean 😭 As for Columbina she finds out on accident. She always loves to drape and cling to your body so one day she just places weight on your injury and you groan a bit at the pressure... and well you've just blown it since now she definitely knows.
Pantalone is also the kind of guy to notice right away and ask you if everything is alright. If you lie he'll just smile and nod but then catch you in the act of changing bandages or in pain... making you want to disappear into nothing because wow that's kinda embarrassing. He'd gently chide you for trying to hide these kinds of things for him (there's nothing to be embarrassed of he says, you only deserve the absolute best) and make sure you get proper care asap. I feel like Capitano is the kind of guy to always be scrutinizing your body for even the tiniest of wounds, just because you're super tiny compared to him and he thinks you're hella fragile 😭 He's always worried something is going to happen to you (he's losing his mind over a papercut, i can't imagine an actual injury) so again... he's noticing very fast lol. La Signora is similar in always looking and taking care of your body, mostly because of all the skincare and beauty routines she helps you with almost every night so erm... good luck on trying to hide that from her! At least you're getting the most high-quality treatment and massage from her later, also a lecture on how you should be more careful with yourself.
I think maybe Pierro would take the longest to notice, only because he's swamped with work and doesn't get to see you too often. But sometimes you'd come to visit him in his office until you stop doing that so he gets a bit worried for you. When he sends an agent to check on you he honestly feels pretty terrible that you got hurt and he didn't even know about it... or could protect you. Sandrone too, sometimes she gets so involved and into her machinery and lab work she doesn't notice the stuff you do. Until one of her little machines pulls at her dress and won't stop nudging her in your direction, and that's when she takes a closer look at you and realizes you're not in the best of shape.
For Childe I think he'll notice something is off but won't press it until you're ready, he understands that you have some things you want to keep private. But if you exhibit a few signs of pain in front of him he'll quickly connect the dots because he himself tends to hide injuries from you so you don't worry. Though he's used to dealing with toughies (his siblings would get hurt and then try to hide it from him and end up crying in the end too) he would firmly yet gently lecture you about how serious injuries can become and you need to get help, whether by him or someone else. Seeing you hurt also hurts him especially, he should be the one getting injured not you. Well for Papanella of course you are like his child so he always has people watching you jump all over the place so he will be the first person to approach you and (lovingly) scold you for your injury.
And well Dottore... perhaps the quickest because not only is he a doctor but he also has a dozen other versions of him running around checking on your condition 24/7... ALSO SCREAMING THAT IDEA W DOTTORE IS SO FREAKING CUTE. The only way you'd get away with it is not seeing him for a few days... but even then when he sees you again he immediately notices the wrapped hand and is like ??? When and how and why did this happen and why was he not notified? He's a bit taken aback since he's always updated on your condition, with your health he needs to be. At the same time, he's like, kinda impressed that you managed to get that bandaged all by yourself without him or his clones noticing... did you really not want him to know that badly? Obviously, he's gonna interrogate you on the injury 😭 he's not exactly mad at you... just upset that you hid it from him... your body is fragile and not in the best of state, you need medical treatment even for the littlest of things.
After he does all of his doctor stuff, he lectures you on why you can't hide injuries from him and how it's simply not good for you, to which you confess you hate bothering him for tiny things like this. That most people would just slap a bandaid on it and call it a day, it wouldn't affect them, but it hurts you much more than that, which just... makes you feel terrible. To that he remains quiet for a bit, then puts you in his lap to reassure you with sternness and a touch of gentleness, firmly saying he will always want to attend to you, he wants to know about every single thing that happens to you. Having you in pain makes him feel the foreign feeling too. (When that's over you ask him to kiss it better, he rolls his eyes but when you're asleep he does it anyway)
It also depends on how well you hide your pain from your injury... even if you don't show any reactions outwardly in pain the Harbingers will notice if you have a bruise or cut on your body since they have every detail of your body memorized... they're obsessed with you like that. So... final verdict, it'll be quick for all of them lol
#smooches talks#fragile reader <3#harbingers love notes <3#dottore pls take care of my cuts too thank you 🙏#matter of fact ALL of yall dote on me ty#damn i didnt even mean to write this much 😭 thx for the delicious food anon 🙏💖
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so soft/painful Yelena POV Bishova
Yelena can't cook. She's a weapon. She's a monster (she tells herself). Her "dinner" most nights of her life was a ration bar if it was anything. She knows how to filet a man's flesh with a knife, not a pork loin. She knows WHAT a PB&J is. Can she make one? Barely. The bread is half shredded from the knife and the jelly isn't spreading right. The box mac and cheese is only saved by the instructions on the package.
Kate never really learned to cook, but she can make basics. Can of soup, pack of ramen, box of mac and cheese. Yelena adores it all. She hates it all. Why is Kate taking care of someone so broken? Why is Kate kissing her and loving her? Why is Kate holding her close in bed? Why is Kate inviting her to parties at college?
Yelena hates it. She loves it. She wants to hide and never be found. She wants to bury her face in Kate's chest and listen to that steady heartbeat for days. She wants to never taste food again. She wants to go on a rampage through the food trucks of New York with Kate and try everything twice.
Yelena's scared. She's happy. She's terrified. She's in love. She's human. She's a monster.
STOP I LOVE THIS. thank you <3 i’m going to add:
yelena’s hand freezes when she goes to pour dry kibble into the bowls for lucky and fanny. god, the food in the red room sometimes looked just like this. her eyes gloss over. thinks she was a dog in a past life - this life - chained in a basement, beat when she barked and beat when she forgot to bite. her life revolved on the hand that opened the door to give her slim rations. sit, down, roll over, heel.
kate comes home to a crime scene in the kitchen: brown paper bags, stained newspapers, blood, a knife, eggshells… blueberries? a full bag of dog food peaking out from the trash.
“yelena?”
yelena’s back is to her, she’s scrubbing her hands in the sink. meticulous.
kate takes out her earbuds, forgets she’s too sweaty from the run to be touching someone, and lets her fingers ghost across yelena’s arm.
she tries again: “yelena?”
yelena stops scrubbing. the water still runs. she exhales, slowly turns to look at kate, blinking the frenzied panic out of her eyes, “i don’t want them to - i want - no more dry food. okay?”
it takes kate a few moments to figure out what she’s talking about, sees the dog bowls in the drying rack, “oh, yeah, okay. that’s okay. we can do that.”
“and a yard. with their own door.”
“in new york city?” kate is turning off the water, softly pulling yelena’s hands out of the sink and into a towel. she’s drying off water and hurt and panic and memories that should only be nightmares.
yelena repeats: “their own door,” watching kate squeeze the dish towel up her arms and back down. she feels herself returning, feels like she’s waking up again.
“alright, i’m sure there’s something.” she glances over to where the two dogs are sprawled out in the living room, “but if they’re getting real food, we need to figure out something better for us than living off ravioli and mac and cheese.”
and that’s how they find themselves taking a cooking class, where kate learns yelena used to have family dinners. kate is hellbent on figuring out how to recreate yelena’s favorite meal. and when kate finally, painstakingly cooks it as a surprise, yelena cries.
she cries and kate thinks it’s because she ruined it, starts apologizing, her heart dropping. she fucked it up. but yelena is furiously shaking her head, pulling kate into a hug, pulling kate into a love that outshines the sun. and kate sinks into it, holds her tighter, says something yelena didn’t know she needed: “let me take care of you.”
#ty anon the food relationship is so interesting to explore ! love your mind and writing#my asks#bishova#kate x yelena#bishlova
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LOA LOOK AT THIS
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYeujgkN/
OFMFOGNOFMDLDNIS IS THAT REAL? BECAUSE IT LOOKS REAL
THE HAIR MAKING A COMEBACK??????? AS MUCH AS I LOVE DILFY JAKE AVATAR 2 THE DREADLOCKS COULD NOT STAY FOR LONGER. IMF FOFBEINDKDND his waist is going back to avatar one????? LOOK HOW SNATCHED IT IS ITS BECOMING SLUTTIER
#FERALLLLL#avatar the way of water#jake sully#dilf jake sully#james cameron avatar#GORNENENENE NE#TY MY DEAR ANON FOR THIS MF FOOD
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Rozu if I sprinkle flowers in front of you wherever you walk will you give us some random tidbits or facts from DI that we might now know? Maybe things that wouldn't make a full comic or doodle but have been cooking in your brain?
YESS OF COURSE I could never pass up an opportunity to talk ahout DI!!!
I don’t think I made it very clear in the comics but l’mantrio are lowkey starving a bit. They do not have a steady supply of food (no potato farms 😔) so they have to rely on foraging and hunting but that’s not always successful.
It gets frustrating because food isn’t a huge priority to Tommy right now and that makes it harder for all of them. He refuses to kill any animals himself so Tubbo and Wil have to try hunting. While handcuffed together. With a jingly bell that’s good at scaring away animals. And because their base is on a mountain in the savanna biome, they have to travel farther to an oak forest to forage for food since they’re not familiar enough with the savanna to know what’s edible or not.
Some silly moments I wanna draw at some point:
- Wil sneaking food onto Tubbo’s plate, Tubbo sneaking food onto Tommy’s plate and Tommy sneaking his food to Leeroy
- Tubbo having to stop Tommy from accidentally eating a poisonous mushroom while they’re out foraging
- Wil making jokes about eating Leeroy but Tommy doesn’t take it well and gets all angsty about it
Actually fun fact about Leeroy: he was gonna be a hen in the beginning because I’d thought it’d be funny if Tommy just had a habit of purposely naming female animals generic male sounding names. But for there to be conflict about the lack of food I changed him so they couldn’t get chicken eggs. Plus I think it’s really cute that Leeroy is just this tiny, feisty rooster that fights with Wil all the time skdhdj
#rozu asks#anonymous#distorted illusions#how did Tommy make pancakes that one time? well. uh. don think too hard about it#I’ve thought hard about it. based off brief research you can make acorn pancakes#I don’t imagine it’d be the tastiest.. all their food they manage to make probably tasted crappy#anways#I LOVE YOU ANON TY FOR ASKING ABIUT DI#I’m sorry it took months to answer.. I got busy and then shit happened#but just know this ask MADE my day#legit stood up from my seat and spun around upon reading it#also I got ur ask about di!crimeboys and wrote a big whole answer for it#but I gotta go rewrite bits of it and have been procrastinating on that cuz. I still have mixed feelings about using his name rn#as you can probably tell#but I appreciate that ask sm too (assuming you’re the same anon)
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Hi ^^
I'm the anon that requested the poly zib + mitzi and I'm here to word vomit my thoughts to you today !!
Imagine Atlas and Mitzi's wedding, you and Zib are attending of course, maybe you're even in it.
It's at the reception that the dread creeps in and you realize Mitzi's long gone from herself. She's hanging onto Atlas' arm, talking off the ear of some businessman and his wife, "making connections," she says.
You congratulate them on the marriage of course, she thanks you, but her response is out of the ordinary, it's like you're some random stranger to her, not her past lover.
You can tell Zib has fully realized your relationship with Mitzi is gone by the fact that he's been downing drink after drink after drink with no real end in sight.
You decide not to bother him.
Maybe you try to speak with Mitzi more, but to no avail, she keeps politely shooing you away and you can tell Atlas is getting irritated. You give up by that point.
Weddings have ends of course, at the end of the night you watch Mitzi and her husband ride off into the proverbial sunset.
It's when their car is officially out of sight that Zib breaks down into a drunken stupor. He sits down on the curb, curls up into a ball, and just *cries.*
You sit down next to him, holding him in your arms, maybe you cry too.
So you both hold each other well into the night, trying your best to accept the situation that-
What you had with Mitzi is gone.
(angst go brrr)
Anon thank you sm for this 😭😢 i can picture it so well, too
Reminds me very specifically of this art piece. .... i assumed Mitzi was wearing a wedding dress, and this message poppeed that into my head immediately ....
Mitzi is such an interesting character; like i can just see and underatand her character arc so much. The later comic strips with her and zib are bruuutal... i wanna know what happens, dang it !
#aaaaaah what if they animate the fight with the pearls and the conversation#i will go feral#anyway ty so much for the food anon#ur so right#lackadaisy#anon headcanons#lackadaisy x reader#zib zibowski x reader#mitzi may x reader
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mer!sugu watching you transfer a bug to a leaf so it wouldn't drown in the waves of sea water, just thinking about how you're too sweet for this world. too nice, too sweet, too eager to help others, even to the smallest of creatures you find by the beach. he can't help but feel irritated.
not at you.
never you.
but your tendency to pick up strays like suguru doomed it all from the start. he couldn't help but fall in love when you helped him and chose to stay. he couldn't help but fall deeper in love every time your eyebrows furrow with worry when he's even the slightest bit hurt. or every time you smile when he seemed content.
it feels so good to be happy, but christ it hurts to think that he'll always outlive you. he'll always live with the fact that he'll inevitably lose you someday.
so whether he leaves or he stays, it'll hurt anyway. no matter how sweet your love is, and how tender the moments you spend with one another are.
he hates that.
[got the thought from rafayel [love and deepspace] my other pretty purple fish man ...i couldn't resist with the angst my bad-]
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ANONNNNNNN ……..
when i saw this in my inbox i kinda had to take a breather … i have no idea what i did to deserve such talented anons ??? like genuinely ???? everyday i wake up and one of u dropped the most heartwrenching beautiful concepts i’ve ever read and then i’m just expected to continue on w my day like nothing happened smh ……..
AAAA JUST . this concept !!!! T_T anon!!!!! it’s so dear to me and def in line for what i think the main theme of this au is which is just … kindness? the meaning of little everyday acts of mercy??? and u just described it so so well i can’t handle it…. reader being so kind and happy to take in strays, even at their own detriment…. mer!sugu who can’t help but be charmed by it even though he thinks you should be a little more selfish :((… and the emphasis that he could never be angry at you, he’s just angry at the world and your circumstances…..
“your tendency to pick up strays like suguru doomed it all from the start” anon the way you phrased this is turning my heart to mush :((((( he can’t help but fall for you and that dooms you both. sob.
it feels so good to be happy, but christ it hurts to think that he'll always outlive you. he'll always live with the fact that he'll inevitably lose you someday.
so whether he leaves or he stays, it'll hurt anyway. no matter how sweet your love is, and how tender the moments you spend with one another are.
he hates that.
and don’t even get me started on this 😔😔 this aspect of their dynamic makes me so sad bc i don’t think reader ever thinks about it (or even knows that merfolk live way longer), but suguru does and it’s just this bittersweetness that he keeps to himself… that makes his chest hurt more than he’d prefer…. sighhh. T—T the thought of mer!sugu loving you forever and cherishing your memory even after you’ve passed makes me so sad….. but it’s also such a beautiful aspect of this au :’3 he won’t always have you with him which only makes those tiny moments of kindness and happiness between you more important!!
so i think deep down he’s really glad that you’re you, even when he has to share a home with all the abandoned kittens you brought back <3333
#anon this ask was written so beautifully im SO sorry i let it drown in my drafts :’3#like it made me completely insane#gave me so much inspo for this au too!!#hhh i love them so bad T_T mer!sugu and his kind little reader….. i think he’s so protective of u :(((#doesn’t want anyone to take advantage of ur kindness…. even if he teases u for it a bit#i love him so bad#ty for the good food anon <33 here is a fresh fish from mer!sugu to u 🐟 eat up !!#i cooked it for u 🍣🍣#ask tag ✩#mer!sugu <33
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STIMBOARD - PUDDLE SLIME (SLIME RANCHER)
“Keep one in your boot and you'll always stay cool. But it's weird.“
( x x x - x 💦 x - x x x ) - ( Requested by Anonymous )
#slime rancher#stimboard#puddle slime#blue#water#liquid#food#slime#jelly#i love these little guys ty anon <3
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He's still the biggest red flag of the current event, but I wanna know if you'd go "yeah, but he's hot so I'd try anyway" lol.
I mean for me, if you did make the boss dateable in some Alternate Universe (even if it's only for a short time), for funsies, I'd give it a shot.
I'd flame out and burn out hard, but I still think I'd give it a try. I'd be a falling fireball, and I'd hit the ground hard. But at the very least, it'd be entertaining.
Also for me, as aesthetically pleasing to the eye the boss is, I'm more intrigued by his story and what skeletons he has in the closet.
I mean, Navia-mun, you hint at his red flags and his treatment of Cupid and Eros, which means there's a story there. Whether or not he's sympathetic is another issue entirely, but I'd like to hear his story.
Also, given his very bright red flags (attire not withstanding), I also think he'd be super interesting to write as a yandere, if he isn't already one in your mind.
To what extent will he go to, if someone's caught his eye? What sort of things would cause him to be obsessed with someone? Which aspects of his personality would end up coming out more if he does end up being matched with someone?
I think these are all interesting questions the Boss character raises, and I would like to see what sort of character he is or would be, if he was datable.
This was a super long winded ask, but the short answer is yes. Yes, if you made him dateable, I'd shoot my shot and see if I end up his match. And then if not, at least my attempt will be an entertaining fail.
Hm... You know, this actually gave me an idea. Unrelated to the event, but as a what if scenario.
(utc for an imagines. tw for yan behavior and tendencies, obsession and possession, isolation, implied murder but not in a way you'd think, manipulation, heavy lean to unrequited love, toxic relationships... And other tws that can spoil him because its a yandere blog. I think that speaks for itself.)
Boss is a yandere that is a mix of possessive and obsessive. In his worklife, personal life, and even to his friends and family, people can just tell that he's distant. Distant and a bit of a cruel man to those who he sees to have some sort of vendetta against him.
He had people that wanted him. He actually had some that were so, so convinced that they were fated to be together. However, it only took one day spent with him to leave, yelling and crying about how he is so 'abusive' and how 'his workers shouldn't tolerate the bs they all go through because of him'.
How amusing, he thinks. Do they honestly think that they had a chance? A sliver of hope that, in some way, he'd love them like how they do? To him, he saw them as obsessive freaks. He was just dishing out who he is.
Now, him falling for someone is almost laughable. He'd probably be the one who'd question why he'd find some form of interest in a romantic relationship. After all, he sees it more as an inconvenience. He doesn't exactly... Get the appeal as others do.
If he were to, God forbid, fall for someone... That someone better be prepared for a man who is more than ready to simply find any means to get to talking with you. He won't plan on showing his hand that he's managing MixMatch and is associated with Celestia Inc. to some degree, since he hates mixing work life with personal life. He'll just... omit it.
Boss is twisted in his perception of who he enjoys being around with. Quite often, you saw how he simply treats his employees like they were just people who can't understand him. It's laughable, actually.
What isn't laughable is his power.
He's not vocal with what he enjoys, opting to simply let you be the judge. You hold the 'gavel', per say; and although he may be the defendant in your eyes, he aspires to be the prosecution.
He wants you to view him more favorably, so it would be convenient for him when things go awry.
He'll treat you better in dates if he had to. God forbid you tell him that he didn't, for he'd rectify it and say that work made him so, so busy to focus on his personal life. He'd be meticulous to what you like and don't like, what you don't tolerate and do...
... And while you're busy focusing on how nicer he became, he'll slowly taint your views, working and worming his way to someone that you can't push away anymore.
He'd slowly push you till you were unable to get your support system back. He'd make extra sure that you yourself will tell them that you can't be near them anymore. He wants you to do the work for him, since if you loved him so much... Wouldn't you do this for your relationship together?
He'd make sure that you understand your place, even if you aren't his worker at the company. He'd deny any sort of reward until he thinks you've 'straightened up'. He wants to see you squirm and struggle on doing just that, because he himself wants to see if you can be strong to withstand the eye of the storm itself.
He'd shower you with love on the first few years, making sure you're well fed-- no, spoiled without a single bat of an eye, and then he has you in the palms of his hands. He's quite well off, so it wouldn't be long to satisfy your greedy mind with things you wished you could afford.
Then... He'll stop.
If you ask him why he stopped, well... You clearly forgot who you're dealing with.
Bit by bit, your relationship will sour. You'll have to work your way into getting the basic necessities because you've been far, far spoiled for his liking. He'll make you writhe as you try to get his affections.
Then, the cycle repeats. Over, and over, and over, and over. He'll make you so spoiled, then he'll deprive you of it.
He doesn't care what violations he's breaking. He doesn't care if you sobbed and kept saying you can't. He does not care if you tell him you're going to die because of how hard he's been on you.
You wanted this life of luxury. You wanted him.
It's not his fault that you can't read the fine print, is it? That you're so busy obsessing over a man's appearance, riches, and even his manners that you forgot the basic decorum. You forgot to act like a proper individual cause you went 'gaga' over him.
And he hates it. He hates that behavior you have.
Really, he doesn't love you like how you love him. He doesn't give any fucks. All he wants is someone who's so dumb to like him just so he'd have a little toy.
What, you're getting mad because of it? Shocker! He doesn't care.
He's not afraid of getting his hands dirty if he was threatened. Unlike you, he had to work for everything he got. In his eyes, no one deserves the fame unless he permits it.
You're fun as a little toy he had, but he grew bored of you. He doesn't want you anymore.
Maybe he can tip those men off to deal with the mess he's faced with.
#💌 ;; message delivery#💌 ;; to: ???#💌 ;; from: ???#💌 ;; fine print: ''boss''#💌 ;; promising letter: one last call#;; lowkey went a little insane writing this because the thoughts#;; they are so funny with how unhinged hes become in my eyes#;; hes not my blorbo like y'all do but godDAMN#;; hes so evil#;; and i love portraying yans like these#;; tbh your questions got me in a writing drive so ty anon#;; you fed me a lot of ideas for this to happen.#;; hope you enjoy the food lol#;; also the navia mention got me 'bestie...'#;; pls i need a name change. goddamn.
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uhhhh fatgum anon here sorry i had to study 😗 we love uni
N E WAYS YES fatgum is the kind of guy to:
ask if you want food while he's ordering it and when you say no he gets you something small anyways because he knows you'll want some later when it gets there
have dance parties in the living room with you when you play either his or your favorite songs
does the sock slidey thing on the hardwood just to make you laugh
so! many! jokes!
SNUGGLE BUDDY OMG I WOULD DIE OF HAPPINESS
let's you do his hair and makeup because of course he does he just wants to spend time with you 😖
stands behind you at the gym so no one sees your bum
the hoodies. oh my god the hoodies.
smells good
makes you hot chocolate with exactly 1 marshmallow cause he knows that's how you like it best (food is my love language can you tell 🥲)
and then on the flip side like yeah, he's still a pro hero so ✨ angst opportunities ✨ which i adore because i'm a masochist 🥲
god he makes me so feral he is the golden retriever of all golden retrievers
FATGUM ANON!!!! you’re so right he probably smells so good and I desperately need to wear his clothes I want to be swimming in them……THE SOCK SLIDEY THING… HEAD IN MY HANDS ACTUALLY. he would take such good care of us and be so considerate god these are all so cute I . I am going to think about this forever 😖
#asks#fatgum anon#<- unless u want an emoji <3 just so I don’t lose this msg lol#I’m planting a big kiss on your cheek babe ty for the food#good luck with uni this week!! rest when you can!
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https://twitter.com/meetvernon_218/status/1689520502820528128?s=46&t=rgV3q6hkZVLWDGB-noez3Q
elv the way i would lick every single droplet of the sweat from his entire body. face, tiddies, arms, waist, THIGHS. it’s a good day, that is all🫠😮💨 - 🍿 x
*bashes my head against a wall*
#HE LOOKS SO GOOD THATS SO UNFAIR#I need this vernon framed for prosperity#Smth really stood out abt him 😌#Ty for the GOOD food darling#I hope ur well after this 😂#🍿 anon#vern.thots#ez.thots#safe link
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hello ! ^^ i was seeing peachy's reference and then saw the tag "emotions story" and i really want to know about the world or any info about it please !
OH MY GOD ;;; someone asking for my lil peoject makes me REALLY HAPPY but i will explain!
Emotions is a story I was working on since 2020 that takes place in different types of worlds and emotions. The most important ones is Happiness, Anger, Love, Sadness and ████████ Other emotions and their gods are death (I'll explain why) that used to live together and usually very close.
Until a war started by one of the angels, in this world angels are dangerous and is considered the most powerful of "heaven" (which the real name of heaven is cursed and can not be said.) They are corrupted, their intentions of why they want destroy everything is unknown nor their reasons of it, they began to plan a war to destroy the relationships between emotions. So they began to kill ones of the gods one by one: Envy, Paranoia and Disgust. They remained as missing at first until the god ████████ founded the bodies announced to the main ones that had been left and were probably targeted by the Angels, this caused to have great discussions between all of them to the point of having an agreement to separate the worlds from each other, even Anger and Happiness the two wives that were united thanks for ████████. Who now needed to separate because of the war that was coming.
After the war, many emotions died, one god sacrificed themselves making a flower by their own tears for the ones who ever survived the war. That god was Sadness, their decision is unknown of why they decided to do that many says they may survived and actually not dead. Others (the gods especially) said because they was too selfish,
████████ seeing the emotions separated broke their heart. So they decided to do something that took them years to do.. their own world, the purpose of the world is to make all the emotions live there and bring them back together, or for people who have all the emotions as a normal person. None of the other gods know about this and if they even try to destroy the village it will fail. Since it is the most protected one than the other villages/city
Every world have it own aesthetic and own years that is located in.
Happiness: They are located in the years 20-60's making it the most oldest emotion their main aesthetic is steampunk. The city is called "Le bonheur", their main language is French but can be irish too they created the weapons for the other emotions and gods and mostly the ones who can think positive.
Anger: Located the years early 50's, the city is called "Vrilvale", their main language is polish. Is a city full of volcanos and usually very hot to live in, but it can control the temperature for the new ones or for the babies whoever born. Is recommended to not touch the people's skin though
Sadness: Located in the years of 30's, the village is called "Heavenly Celeste", is it like a heaven. Is full of crystals and usually rains everyday but it could be sunny or cloudy too. The most important stuff that this village have is the flowers who made the god by their own tears. Their main language is ukranian
Love: Located in the years 70-80's, the village or city is called "Fragance/Perfume", mostly who live there smells like a perfume made by the flowers. The village is usually full of roses and flowers their main language is Spanish or french
████████: Located in the years of 2000's the village and cities on there is usually very funky and with neon colors but could be pastel like peachy ones too. The people on there are usually with the every emotions and doesn't stuck with one. Unless you born with one emotion only, but is usually rare here they don't have a main language their lenguages can be variant.
THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW !! Ty for asking omg ;;
#charliezhell#emotions story#yum yum anons food#IM SO HAPPY HOLY FUCK??? GARAHHSHAH#i love when peoplr ask abt my story#YIPPPEEE#TY ANON ILY
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opinion on candy corn
extremely tasty in small doses. NOT a binge candy. i'm not sure what the hell they put in those things but boy i can feel the fallout radiation meter ticking up with each kernel i eat. it's a race against the clock to see how much candy corn i can shovel into my gullet like a foie gras goose before i develop salmonella symptoms
#love em or hate em they're on your mind#btw i love getting asked for my opinion on random stuff whether it's fandom or food or literally anything else so ty ty ty#shebbz shoutz#anon hour#food#ask
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oooooh you wanna talk about fallen angel ash and red soo badly /nf
omg so i got 2 asks about them, so i’m gonna split my ramble into 2 asks ^_^ starting off with red and ash respectively and how they’re paradise lost coded! (get ready for a longgg post under the cut)
ok so i’m gonna. tldr paradise lost for a second but basically paradise lost is about satan’s fall from grace (but this is. literally bible fanfic so basically it explores more themes than the actual bible does) but red is soooo adam coded and ash is (semi) lucifer coded to me .
starting off with adam: the reason he ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge is because he loved eve so much that, in that moment, he couldn’t even begin to imagine the tragedy that was about to happen because of that. even if he knew it was wrong. the only thing that mattered in that moment was himself and eve and he the fact he was willing to do anything for her. and that was the tragedy of the fruit being eaten. because right after he ate it, all of the love he had for eve seemed to disappear away and be replaced with hate and bitterness. (and the love wasnt enough)
so uh. tying this back into reddoons. his guy is willing to follow people to the ends of the earth, even to the point of self destruction. so just. the idea of red being a fallen angel who just wanted to do what was right. but what he thought was right wasn’t the “right” choice because he wasn’t following the orders of god. he just did hat he thought was right in the moment, but it wasn’t really right. and as a result he lost everything he ever knew and became the thing he swore never to be. also insert team chaos parallel here and i am SOOOO bonkers over this ver of fallen angel red u DONT UNDERSTAND!!!
now. on the other hand, ash being a fallen angel is because of an entirely different reason. in my brain
i mentioned he’s (semi) inspired by lucifer and. well tbh a lot of themes Do match up with a lot of ash’s mantras and i just find it sooooo fascinating. MOVING ON basically the reason why lucifer was created even though god knew he was going to rebel and being his beloved humans into sin was because lucifer represented free will and without free will there wouldn’t be love. so like. his creation was kinda a needed sacrifice as a result. anyways eventually when gods son/jesus was created (dont. question the timing btw god is above time so Ignore the time) lucifer was extremely jealous because although he was the most powerful angel, he wasn’t Exactly on gods level. (also bc of this he invents sin and later death but that’s irrelevant to the inspiration i get for ash)
but eventually lucifer caused a rebellion and upon god INVENTING PAIN TO DEFEAT HIM, satan decided to jump off of heaven instead of facing god himself. (also bc he represents free will he Chose to fall as well as rebel against god which is very. ashswagcore. to me)
but yeah i am just. bc of that the idea of ash being a fallen angel by choice and as a rebellion against god is just. very Him i think yk? the jealously. the willingness to do the impossible because of his ego. the way he’s very tied into themes of freedom and rebellion i think. (basically all of lucifer’s only positive traits because. mfer invents sin and death and caused humanity to fall. uh)
so ya! thats the ideas of both of them i have rn. i have a Ton of thoughts abt their relationships which i will elaborate in the next ask but. man they make me soooooo. i am ill in the head abt their themes and how paradise lost plays into it . man.
#ashswag#reddoons#swagdoons#tw caps#media.warning.caps#religious themes#<- just in case someone doesn’t wanna. see that#anyways. yeah#also i should mention i didn’t actually read paradise lost bc i am really bad at understanding old texts </3#BUT there’s a great summary on youtube about it#its by w.endigoon ^_^ just look up paradise lost and then his name#and u should find it#its around 2 hrs long but its such a good story i rec it so much if u have the time#but ya ^_^ swagdoons relationship as fallen angels in the next post!!!#idk if this is what u bargained for but. yk. more food for u anon!!#ty for the ask :] <3#mailbox.core
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