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Do you go commando with that fat, veiny cock swinging freely in your pants?
#fat cock in grey sweatpants
personally no. not in that overdramatic "my dick is too big 🙄🥺" sense, but I like the support underwear gives me. everything flopping around can irritate me after a while.
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example how it can look though
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luck-of-the-drawings · 3 months
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OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever
#jrwi fanart#cw blood#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#arthur bennett#OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob:#BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay#i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY.#THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL#so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM..#grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that#ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT#arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES#I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM.#I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no#ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE#BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much...#GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that#we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW#he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE..#i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar#I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS#also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that#human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY#i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK#feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh
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breakthroughtheice · 6 months
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effervescent-fool · 9 months
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@eldritchsquared i found the video!
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ivy-saurs · 2 months
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i spent forever searching for this clip that i remembered from a cancelled british sitcom from 2015. anyway some london bus drivers genuinely pull shit like this 😭
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pantherpilz · 4 months
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searching for chests without Cuff's assistance really puts into perspective how much Frey relies on him. He warns her of enemies, breakstorms, searches for useful things to pick up, provides information about enemies and terrain..the list goes on
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klein-klaus · 28 days
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🌹 lil' bit X3 psst: she likes the nape of his neck, and the tidy way he rolls up his sleeves )
((There's something about rolled up sleeves tho))
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coochellati · 2 months
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Bro can I join you simping for Bruno? 😌🙏(I know it's in your pinned post, but I like to ask)
Is it alright even if he's "only" my no.2. husbando? 🙈 Though my no.1. has some similarities in looks lmao (tanned skin, dark hair, both are more than 170 cm tall)
OF COURSE!!!! :) This blog is a happy space for anyone who finds Bruno Bucciarati attractive <3 (pretty stiff requirements, I know. /j)
Welcome, glad you could make it! ❤️
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showinalittlelife · 11 months
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Thank u for the tag @nevvaraven <33
Current time: 10:31pm
Current activity: Writing sd, patiently waiting to find out Raven’s neighbour’s tea & chatting with Ess
Currently thinking about: the chapter I’m currently writing and the weed my neighbour has because I can smell it
Current favourite song: Eat your young by Hozier
Currently reading: Book wise nothing, fic wise that’s the art of getting by—sarewolf
Currently watching: Money Heist
Current favourite character: Sirius Black (the answer will never change)
Current WIPs: Sd, the outsiders & the scream aus
Tagging: @godsofwoes @messerflower @neaverse and I’m pretty sure everyone else I know has been tagged
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fingertipsmp3 · 6 months
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Why did I get paranoid about how no one has checked the work I submitted yet. It’s literally Sunday
#i mean i signed up for this last night in like the middle of the night#but i guess they either automate the sign up procedure or they have saturday office hours#it is based in the usa so if they work saturday afternoons they will have gotten my stupid application at a regular time#oh it’s freelance work. it’s basically just writing and proofreading#i just want to get approved so i can actually do the thing and then i can make at least a little money and not completely lose my mind#as i continue searching for a job. and also! when i get asked about the gap in my resume i can be like ‘yeah so i was actually freelancing’#it will also make the job search a bit less urgent and calm me down a bit if i have an income stream in the meantime. i think#like i won’t have to apply to stuff i genuinely can’t do just because i need a job (like factories or care work. neither of which i should#probably really be doing on account of the dodgy knee)#but yeah. i was sooooo paranoid but literally… i did like 16 different example tasks for them. it took me well over an hour so it’ll#probably take a lot of time for them to mark it#i just hope they don’t reject it. that would be embarrassing as fuck. ma in english; i’m qualified to teach esl AND high school english…….#if i fail at proofreading i will simply just cry#the thing i feel like could screw me is i didn’t really understand the guidelines on maybe the first task or two because i can’t read#apparently. also i use british spellings and it’s an american company. i also didn’t realise grammarly was there and ‘helping’ me for a hot#minute. i was like ‘what are those squiggly lines for’#look if they don’t want to keep me i’ll just keep scouring the subreddits and find something similar. it’s fine. it’s all good#this would just be perfect for me because i love writing and i love correcting other people’s mistakes lol#personal
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sorry for buying so much snake jewelry i promise im not a majima stan
#snap chats#DISJSK AWFUL THING I REALIZED TODAY#for context my chinese zodiac is a metal snake#which wouldnt be anything on its own if my mom didnt have an extreme fear and hatred for snakes LMAOOOOO#its ironic you see. so i get snake jewelry for good luck :]#i bought a little snake ear. ??? like it goes around the uhh.... hold on#its an ear cuff <- dumbest bitch alive took five minutes to find and check the package#on the plus side i found the ring i thought i lost :) that caused me to buy another ring... cause my fingie felt naked.....#to the blokes working at zumies and hot topic im so sorry for makin yall look for it im stupid 😭#OH BUT ON TOPIC RIGHT.#yeah i also have a snake ring yeah- and yk i wear Metal cause Hehe Metal Snake#and it took me getting the snake cuff to be like.... hey am i just... getting majima-adjacent jewelry...#all snakes relate to majima dont you know#its why i keep sendig bestie pics of snake jewelry i find 🥰#but yeah i also got two new cross rings. one to replace the ring i thought i lost ☠️#but yeah i got em cause my mom also hates crosses#‘snap youre embarrassing please get over your mom being mean to you’ i will literally never#i didnt have a teenage angst phase i was too numb in my teens to do it right alright. let me have this#also wait no who said that your early twenties was just like. being a kid with adult money.#cause my sister co-signed me on that and yeah. like not old enough to be an Adult adult#but old enough to be an adult but your also an idiot. a big ass idiot who doesnt know anything yet.#I AM RAMBLING ANYWAYS im driving home now :] very happy with what i got today....#might draw daigo or masato in the bullshit i got... because i love projecting... BYE
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coweggomelet · 7 months
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every retail customer die challenge
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do you have serirei fic recs? i thought u would have great taste
i recommended a couple (as well as one shinrei) here, and i guess if you want another rec i could make the probably obvious suggestion of out of body lol. i havent read it since it was updating so i don't remember a lot but i remember really liking it! so if you somehow havent heard of it or haven't read it i'd check that one out
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effervescent-fool · 10 months
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this is literally horrible. its so cluttered and overwhelming. nothing is where it should be, its displeasing to look at, and confusing to navigate.
the tumblr logo being centered over an off center layout, and the "create" button being at the bottom of the screen feel very unnatural. everything is far too crowded, and it was better with everything spaced out. scrolling on the dash is unpleasant due to everything being so squished together.
all of this was in the name of making things easier to navigate, but it in fact makes it 10x harder to.
this update so obviously is copying Twitters layout, all the while Tumblr has not only acknowledged, but marketed off of twitters downfall. (ex. the important blue checkmarks, the 601 badge, "coming from twitter?" on the sign-up screen)
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seriously, the resemblance is simply embarrassing. why would you copy the layout of a site that everyone is leaving.
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suga2shi · 8 months
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🏖️🗣️✨🌱 for the farmer ask thingy :]
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🏖️: she’s a homebody so only sometimes. mostly during the winter since she has nothing to do (and to relieve her from SAD)
🗣️: during her first few months, it was emily, sam, and abigail. shane eventually got added into the circle when they started talking towards the end of fall, year 1. (hehe. slow burn)
✨: farming is her best skill because well… she kinda has to. but her favorite is combat :)
🌱: ville… because she’s a shithead and thought it’d be funny to spell farmville backwards (and bc she couldn’t think of anything else LOL)
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