"Today's Tom Sawyer" is a gender confused 300 pound 29yo, vegan with a gluten allergy, making TikTok videos about the ills of capitalism from their I-Phone 15 Plus from their mom's house using her wifi, eating her food while she works to support them.
Where did it all go wrong?
This is um, a very specific association, but here goes—
When I was a wee lad, I had an absolutely silly obsession with the fox studios version of Tom Sawyer, the one with all the little cartoon animals (I still have the soundtrack on my phone bc it’s unironically very good)
And the opening song is JUST SO Luffy, come ON, especially pre-timeskip, just—have a listen
“Got one fist of iron, one fist of steel”
“Straight up to the sky is where I’m bound”
The suite break at the end has an Alabasta, Skypiea, adventuring feel, it’s just so goofy