Something else I'm very soft for:

As they're getting over their cold, feeling much better already and well enough to be out and about:

"hH... Hah! ... heEh'zshhAHHh! ... ...! Ugh! I'm so fed up with this! That better be the last one!"

world's wackiest waltz

fandom will have u discovering artists who create the most fucking beautiful, award worthy, showstopping, stunning, gorgeous, intricate, fascinating, tear jerking, bewitching, elegant, vibrant, soul touching pieces of art you have ever seen in your life

😌💭 the captain's "weeuugh!" dork supreme fumbling autism moments unintentional rizz meets havers' enchanted adoration and vehement unwavering horniness. the epitome of "well I can't not fuck him"

Robin and Steve getting a job as crime scene clean up crew because hey, it’s a job and it pays well. They are at a regular job, thankfully the bodies are always taken away before they get there so it’s just the blood and other unsavoury things they have to deal with.

What they don’t expect to see is two curly haired strangers rushing up to the scene. A tense conversation between them, the shorter fiery girl telling the taller, defensive boy off

‘maybe DON’T get distracted next time? You think we need another vampire to compete with?’

The taller boy firing back ‘I might be dead but you can’t expect me to hear black sabbath and NOT air guitar! I’ll find our new ‘friend’ and I’ll fix it. Okay!? I’m sorry!’

The intruders walk right into the scene before they acknowledge Robin and Steve.

‘Hello? Hi? Guys this is a crime scene, you can’t just walk through here!’ Steve is infront of both of them, hands on hips and a stern look. Robin comes up to his side, eyeing the pair and cautious after overhearing their conversation

‘Oh. Our mistake. We’ll come back later. You um..don’t happen to know what happened to the victim do you?’ The girl asks, brown eyes flighty before settling on Robin and giving a sweet smile and batting her lashes. Robin stutters, blushing hard and as she tries to give an answer when Steve interjects

‘I’m sorry, we can’t answer that. Maybe try the police?’ It’s said with an irritated undertone almost like he’s jealous that he isn’t the one on the receiving end of the girls attention. But then the other boy steps up, leans far too close while giving Steve a thorough once over that makes Steve feel like he’s been undressed. Steve maybe wishes he was.

‘Oh but I think I’d rather speak to you.’ The boy winks and as he smiles there’s a hint of canine teeth that look unnaturally pointed that the boy licks over. Before he can go any further, the girl thrusts her hand out with a tight lipped smile

‘Ignore him. Please. I’m Nancy, this is Eddie. But like I said, ignore him.’

The boy, Eddie, gives an indignant ‘hey!’ while Nancy continues.

‘We really respect what you do, clearly important and valued work but we are going to need you to come with us. It’s your choice if it’s voluntary or force.’

Robin quickly finds Steve’s hand, as they turn to face each other and run.

Galatic Cat and Astro Dog by Creep Cat Toy Co.

I'm in actual tears

KNITTING HOBBY HAS BETRAYED ME.

All my jokes and headcannons about Finn liking things like record players and still reading newspapers is catching up to me

you'd be surprised how quietly N can move for a guy in metal boots who stabs himself accidentally on a daily basis

like nothing happened

Goretober 2022 Day 15: Trap

I’m calling SO much bullshit on Macidus’ account about the BoM genocide. The absolute lack of logic of exposing their agents and secrets just because the dickhead taking the throne swears he’s not as much of a dickbag as his father aside, I have a very hard time imagining Blades allowing themselves to be cornered all in one place and charging into an open face-to-face battle with an enemy like the Druids, getting themselves massacred in thousands. They spent centuries operating in the shadows, watching, learning, and sabotaging the crap out the Empire (not that they had much to show for it for... reasons?). They would used every guerilla tactic under the stars to harass, demoralize, and destroy their enemy from afar. That place would be booby-trapped to hell and back to thin their numbers as much as possible without having to engage in a direct combat, snipers on every building picking them off one by one... but nooo, they totally threw themselves at the Druids head-on waving their little knives like a bunch of dumb animals. It totally wasn’t just Macidus’ wet dream to soothe his bruised ego after his buddies got their asses handed to them.

Johanna Hale transformation flashback, eclipse

           ❝ by the time i had gotten there, johanna had already been bitten.  ❞

!!!

Oh boy, OC show and tell! My favourite thing!

Send me a !! and I'll introduce you to an OC of mine

I'd like to talk about Massoud Yusufi!

(Credit to @c0ffinated for the picture and all the following ones I will use. Massoud is on the right).

One of Roderich's right hands, together with Alois Huber (the blondie on the left).

Arrived in Austria as an Afghan refugee and was noticed by Roderich when he tried to get a job under the radar.

He bought a binder with the first money Roderich gave him and got a tattoo a week after. It's a loading bar in his neck that correlate to his transition milestones. (Binder: 25%, going on t: 50%, top surgery: 75%, bottom surgery: 100%).

He's a nerd for machines, both when it comes to software and hardware. He likes to teach himself about hacking as much as he tries to design mechanical contraptions. Sadly, he's a bit too overzealous and often tries to run before he walks, which has ended especially badly when Alois is reckless enough to let him design prosthetic leg prototypes.

He's 24 and speaks three lamguages: Pashto, English and German.

He's grayace, which makes his dating life as an awkward nerd who's trying so desperately to be always cool even harder. Massoud would love a cute and sweet partner, but he doesn't know how to flirt and no one else is of use. (No, not you either, Hugo. Hugo is my friend Jonah's OC aka c0ffinated.)

I'm pretty sure by now he is somewhere on the spectrum, because he often has trouble grasping relationships and the social norms around working together.

He broke his nose on his way from Afghanistan to Austria.

His glasses are purely aesthetic. He thinks they make him look better.

Caught in his own toxic masculinity. Always wants everything to go to plan and appear as cool and calm. Hates crying, because it's 'girly', but often does when he has an angry outburst. Got a lot to unlearn on what he's 'allowed' to do as a man and what not.

Team Austria actually has a very interesting combination when it comes to types of stubbornness, because you can have three duos: - Alois and Massoud with their toxic masculinity, each in their own way, while Roderich is very confident in his own while he bakes cake and dresses like a gay time traveler. - Massoud and Roderich with their pride and expectancy that the world works a certain way and that their good behaviour gets rewarded, while Alois is pragmatical about how the world works and doesn't give a shit if he has to get himself dirty to get the job done. - Alois and Roderich are both easily provoked/love to hold grudges, whereas Massoud doesn't really care for all the hereditary hate and pettiness.

Wipes the floor with his friends whenever he plays video games with them, but couldn't take his loss in Mario Kart against Omar, so much that he sabotaged his switch. It turned into somewhat of an international incident.

He has a lot of smart tech in his flat, DESPITE being aware of its flaws. I assume he got it all very early on in living on his own and didn't care enough for the downsides to turn down a cool gadget. He'll probably replace it with a system of his own creation as time goes on.

eddie munson. @freakfangstm ( cont. )

Part of him was starting to regret his decision to figure out what the hell was going on,  and yet,  his whole body seemed to have a mind of his own,  rooting him on his current spot and preventing him from turning around and just go back to the cabin with the rest of the others.  However he was about to dimiss the whole ordeal with being a fragment of his own imagination,  after all with his overworked mind and the stress still running high through his frame,  it could very well be the case.

Except he suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar face,  much paler than what he remembered,  but just as he saw him,  he was gone,  deeper in the forest.  What the fuck ?  Did he started allucinating too ?  Maybe with everything going on Mike was really losing his mind,  however it felt too real,  and there was a voice at the back of his mind telling him to follow.

And so he did,  fingers tightening around the fallen branch he was holding,  and feet were quick against the wet grass,  despite the way he almost,  just almost stumbled over his own feet when reaching the opening.  Brows furrowed as he looked around,  each passing second feeling like an eternity.  Was that how insanity felt like ?

seth: I don’t do relationships

nick: *exists*

seth: shit

@outwards said: hiiii i slide in the 👫 with narafran orrrrr maybe franna (fran and kanna) or maybe even frantrish whatever you vibe with i just think all our charas are so cool in any sense so i spinny a roulette and chinhands at your gorjus words

send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship    // accepting.

001. // Fran is not in the practice of doling out flattery for flattery's sake, but when she thinks something is praiseworthy she will remark on it in a very matter-of-fact way. Whenever Narancia is on the receiving end of this his confidence for the day reaches an all-time high and he will brag about it 100% unprompted. He brings it back to the Bucci gang like "YEAH SO TODAY FRAN TOLD ME I HAVE GREAT BODILY-KINESTHETIC INTELLIGENCE AND A STRONG SENSE OF RHYTHM" all puffed up and proud of himself. He cannot be taken down a peg in this state. Sorry Fran didn't compliment you on your sweet moves or told you that you remind her of a dope sea slug but that's not his problem. Some of us are just born cool and loveable and girls compliment them about it. Maybe in the next life you'll have his luck.

002. // Sometimes Fran sees Narancia move or drum along to his music and it itches her brain in such a way that later on in the day she will find herself adopting/mirroring it as an absentminded stim. Feels good feels organic.

003. // Narancia and Fran stopped attending school at around the same time in their lives, so in a post-VA Narancia-lives, maybe perhaps mayhaps... they kind of finish up school together (in whatever form that takes). Or maybe they infiltrate a school as students to investigate/lure out someone operating from within it? I just think Fran-Narancia school life light novel side story is very fun as a concept. "Classmate B's Observation Log: The Transfer Students Are Mobsters?! (More Importantly, What's Their Relationship...?)"--Book 1 out now.

004. // I love to think about Fran doing things that throw Narancia off his rhythm without meaning to like reaching out to brush something out of his hair, staring intently at him for extended periods (she is zoning out), abruptly bringing up some tiny detail about something he does that she observed and tucked away for later, etc. Fran autistic girl swag once again.

005. // I think it would be difficult for it to come about but there is something in the fact that both Narancia and Fran lost their mothers at almost the exact same age (surviving the same events/conditions their mothers passed from, at that) and how guttingly world-shaking that is. I would love for them to talk about their moms is what I'm saying. I think it would be good.

006. // Fran’s surgical mask Narancia’s natural enemy. Narancia did something silly once that Fran huffed out a very quiet, very muffled laugh over and he whipped around like a bloodhound catching a scent and has been trying to replicate the results ever since. Fran smiling at Narancia behind the mask indulgence. Alright Fran, keep your secrets.