Twisting Traitorous Vines Through Time-AimAndFire
Wordcount-13,345
Characters-Karl Jacobs, Sir Billiam, Ranbutler, Quackity, Sapnap
Main Tags-Memory loss, Forced Marriage, Kidnapping, Manipulation, Domestic Abuse, Time-Travel, Fix-it
Sir Billiam has everything a Gentleman could ask for. A manor to make anyone envious, wealth that it would take generations to spend, a loyal servant, and a cannibalistic egg that does his every bidding. There is little more he needs.
However on the night of the eggs annual 'feeding,' where peasants and commoners are invited for a party and subsequently murdered, there is an unexpected guest. One Karl Jacobs. He had a pretty face, good humor, and odd clothing that just dripped with wealth. Billiam wants him.
Yet he refuses Billiam's advances, claiming he is already engaged.
Billiam refuses to take no for an answer, so he has the egg take maters into his own hands, forcing Karl to forget everything he ever knew so he could have Karl to himself.
Unfortunately Karl's fiances are more than willing to jump through time to save their other third, and are willing to take every risk to save Karl, even if he might not remember them any more.
Billiam will be the first to admit that he was easily bored.
He doesn’t care for the company of others, but it’s hardly his fault. They’re so simple minded and dull, interacting with them is more of a pain than it’s worth.
Sometimes there was some entertainment that came around. A traveling play that Billiam could laugh at, or maybe a jester he could invite around. Sometimes a particularly pretty lad or lass came to town, and they could be coerced with his wealth to spend a night with him, but besides that things were pretty slow.
His butler, the only servant he still had, sometimes tried to provide something to do but quickly learned it was more of an annoyance than anything. So Billiam was often kept to himself, reading old books, or whatever else suited his fancy at the moment. It was quite dull, even if there was no earthly pleasure he couldn’t possibly buy.
This all changed every January. Right after all the winter holidays Billiam had his servant search for very specific people. Not by name, but by type. Middle class on the way up, either through promotion or marriage to someone too good for them. The ambitious type, trying to rise up in the world, higher than they were ever meant to go. They were the easiest to lure by far.
Then on the third of every February he threw a party. A different theme every time. Last year it was a costume party. The year before a tea party, and before that a theater viewing.
Then, one by one, they would end up dead, fed to his egg. It was always fun to see them panic, blame each other, and get more and more violent.
It all started twenty years ago. When Billiam the third was a newly orphaned heir after his worthless father finally did everyone a favour and kicked the bucket, he was left to finally claim his birthright.
Only then did he find the gorgeous ruby egg under his manor. It was so beautiful, whispering only truth in Billiam’s ears. But it was starving. His father was not only content in languishing exactly where they were in both status and wealth, but he was also willing to stave such a glorious creature.
Billiam swore himself that while the manor was under his command that his dearest egg would never starve again. Of course ten years ago he was far weaker than he was now, and hesitated when he heard the cost. Still he accepted, and the egg reassured him that it would do all the work. He could just sit back and watch the show.
And what a show it was. The manor housed around 40 servants at the time, not that Billiam cared to know who most of them were. The egg started subtly, and at first the deaths were accidental. A waiter tripping and falling out of an open window. A maid being crushed by a rocky wardrobe. A cook being cut by a knife left in a soapy sink, with no one around to help.
Then the deaths got less plausible. Servants just turned up dead, with no explanation or cause. Paranoia bloomed slowly, yet spread quickly. Billiam got to watch and listen as rumours spread, each more outlandish than the last, but nowhere near as outlandish as the truth.
Then on the 3rd of February everything came to a head. There was a huge storm, the rain pounded and flooded the streets. There was nowhere anyone could go, even if he wanted to.
That day the egg feasted.
No point in trying to hide anymore, the halls ran red with blood. Screams and cries for mercy echoed as sweet music to Billiam’s ears. He didn’t raise a finger, just stood back and watched the show as his entire workforce was depleted to bones.
A few people tried to flee, but none could swim, and their bodies were retrieved and fed to the egg the next day after it dried.
The egg was thankful, knowing it was as reliant on Billiam as he was the egg. He gave Billiam a personal butler who could tend to everything that needed to be done. There was no need to hire servants ever again.
Naturally the egg was quite sated after his feast of fourty, but of course it didn’t last forever. Soon enough the egg was grumbling again, so on the next February 3rd Billiam opened a job fair. The worthless and impoverished came crawling to them, barely even worth feeding to the egg, but he did it anyway. After that he decided to get a bit more fun, and get a few more worthy meals.
Which led to twenty years later, where the 3rd of February became quite the holiday for Billiam and the egg.
Still, that didn’t mean he particularly liked those he invited. If he did he wouldn’t be killing them and feeding them to an egg. So when he got news from his butler that one of the guest’s arrived early he was naturally annoyed.
“Would you like me to attend to him, Lord Billiam?” Billiam wasn’t a lord of course, despite how honorable and respectable his lineage was, and how much he deserved a proper lordship. Both the egg and butler had learned to call him by the title he deserved long ago.
“No, I will give him the tour myself.” Billiam grunted, knowing full well that leaving his butler with a guest unattended could give the game away, or at least be a tip off.
The butler certainly tried, and there was no complaint about his work or ambition, but he didn’t always fully pass as human. Words were a struggle as his tongue wasn’t exactly human, he’s got decent control of his limbs but they were still janky, but worst of all was his speech. He only really got it sounding natural-ish recently, but his inflections were weird, and he really couldn’t hold a conversation without immediately seeming suspicious. Luckily he seldom had a need to do that.
Billiam was expecting a young man in an ill-fitted store bought suit trying to extend an air of false confidence and entitlement like many men of low stature who think they deserve better. They were little more than vermin in his eyes and he detested them as so.
However someone like that isn’t who came to greet him at the door. Instead there was a young man that looked rather small and nervous. He was short, and his slouching posture made him look even smaller. He seemed soft, with fluffy curls, a cute smile, and adorably chubby cheeks.
Though his pleasant appearance wasn’t what caught his attention. Instead it was his outfit. Ill fitting and overly comfortable, it wasn’t any sort of clothing Billiam had seen before. He wore a jacket with neat stitching, utterly alien fabric, and vividly gorgeous colors, complemented with a modest purple mask.
Needless to say he was immediately intrigued. Perhaps not intrigued enough to keep him alive, but intrigued nonetheless.
“Welcome to my manor. I’m Lord Billiam the Third. Who are you?” He asked, not with the faked politeness he often used, but instead genuine interest.
He smiled kindly. He seemed excited, and made no poor effort to conceal it. This was often unusual. “Hi! I’m Karl Jacobs!”
That name didn’t ring a bell. While admittedly he seldom bothered to learn the names of who he invites, as they’re often dead in a few hours, he’s at least familiar with them. Karl Jacobs didn’t seem to be on the guest list.
He shot a look at his butler, who merely shook his head. He didn’t recognize the man either.
Oh well. The egg won’t suffer from an extra meal, so there was no reason to send him away.
He took great pleasure in showing Sir Jacobs around, though he hardly understood most of what the man was saying. He wasn’t familiar with his career, nor the country he claimed he was from. It all sounded utterly foreign.
Perhaps he was from a different country? That would explain his odd dress.
Unlike most people, the company of Karl was rather enjoyable, and his voice was rather pleasant to the ear, matching the rest of his attractive features.
However he didn’t get to spend long alone with his honored guest, when far more annoying ones started to arrive.
First was an old man wearing a fox mask that covered his entire face hiding his decrepit features, but unfortunately not his aged voice that was shrill and almost painful to the ear. The only virtue of his arrival was that it became clear that Sir Jacobs, despite his good nature, was equally annoyed. They had good fun sharing judgmental glances while the old man wasn’t looking, though the other man seemed far less ill-willed than Billiam in his detest.
Then arrived Lord Sebastian. While technically a lord and of the gentry class, he was poor and pathetic, his family equally so. Billiam actually knew him from before. He thought that making an acquaintance with a lord would help him get his own lordship, but unfortunately he was mistaken. Still despite how unworthy he was he portrayed an air of faux-elitism that was annoying at best.
Of course when he called Karl Jacobs the help, Billiam became more enraged than annoyed, and even Karl seemed a bit defensive.
Then came James. Billiam used to be fond of James, he was handsome and not too miserable to talk to either. He has some noble blood but not quite a title, and found himself wed into a prestigious family. Billiam was content to let him be at first.
Then he started to take to the bottle, and soon things fell apart. While his looks didn’t fade, his charm and charisma certainly did.
Frankly Billiam had just gotten bored of him.
He was awkward when he arrived, though still quite handsome, with a silver crescent moon mask extenuating his vivid blue eyes. However any enamorment Billiam had with his looks fell short as soon as he opened his mouth.
“My old friend! How’s the business?”
“Bankrupt.”
“How's the wife?”
“Divorced.”
“How's the family?”
“Gone.”
“... It’s hard to talk to you.”
This earned a chuckle from Karl, and Billiam was glad he shared his good humour, but when he turned he saw that his humour didn’t seem to be where Karl’s attention was drawn.
A modest blush crossed over his pale, adorable face. His light brown eyes were cast down, as to not stare. He was clearly enamoured.
It made Billaim furious. When he had a chance he was sure to tell his butler to make James’ death extra painful.
Then arrived Lyaria, the one woman he invited. Usually his cast was a bit more diverse, but this was a small gathering, and there was a very specific reason Lyaria was there.
She was an assassin.
Of course Billiam isn’t too fond of women in the best of circumstances. They’re pretty useless for most things. He has no wish for children, and there is no woman of his status that is quiet and non-intrusive enough to consider wedding, so there is little point in associating with such creatures.
Worse is a woman who tries to rise up in the world. Men trying to climb is wicked enough, but women? An utter travesty.
However Lyaria almost impresses him. A hitwoman for hire, never caught or even suspected. He only knew about her because his connections happened to be her clientele.
But he heard rumours that someone purchased her services to take care of him. True or not, he couldn’t risk it.
Besides, she was far too eager to accept the invitation. So he had to get rid of her.
Then another unexpected guest came in, and Billiam was quite certain his arrival was some sort of practical joke. His name was Drew, as he wore a bright red square mask, a neon green speedo, and literally nothing else.
Oh well, a meal is a meal. The egg never seemed all that picky with what flesh it indulges.
Despite the awkward beginning the party started off rather smoothly. The butler passed out some of the good liquor, and his guests were willing to overindulge, which made them willing to dance.
Billiam danced with Lyaria first, the only one whose lips were still dry of his liquor. There was something scheming behind her narrow icy blue eyes, and he was slightly convinced that if she had to she would stab him right there and then.
Needless to say he was quite glad when the song ended.
Next he danced with Oliver. The older man was so feeble he could barely keep up with even the simplest moves. It was more like musical swaying, and Billiam got annoyed quickly.
Then next, Lord Sebastian. Sebastian was actually a talented dancer that could match Billiam’s own talent, and he might have enjoyed the dance under normal circumstances.
But only if it wasn’t the dance where James and Karl were partners. He couldn’t ignore the giggling, how close their faces were, the red dotting Karl’s cheeks, or how James’ hands seemed to dip lower and lower.
He was utterly furious, so when partners changed and he ended up with James he was far rougher than he usually was, though the masked man was far too drunk to even seem aware.
Then finally, Karl. The one he had been waiting to dance with since he laid eyes on him. He was even smaller in his arms, and practically flew across the floor. There was something noble about him, proud but not vain in everything, even his laugh.
He was one of the few people who Billiam was actually glad to see. Who he was happy to dance with.
He almost didn’t want him to be sacrificed.
But nothing could quell his excitement as the lights slammed off and panic spread through the room. This was the best part, the first blood.
Though he was saddened when Karl pulled away, his warmth leaving his arms to flee in the darkness.
Though when the lights flashed on he was quite glad to see Karl was still alive, and even gladder to see Drew and Lyaria were missing. It meant one of them had to be the first victim.
When Lyaria returned they searched for Drew, whom Billiam already knew was dead, but he had to play along.
However he was slightly surprised to see not a corpse, but merely his decapitated head. Most of the other guests immediately panicked, as it was highly likely they had never seen a dead body before. The only ones who weren’t panicking were himself, Lyaria, and surprisingly enough Karl. It was almost like he was expecting a murder.
Still it was hardly his main concern. Influenced by the egg Lyaria’s blood lust was becoming more and more evident. He couldn’t have her turning on him, and besides, it would be boring if one person killed everyone else.
While his guests were in a panic he turned to his butler and spoke quietly, so quietly, barely even a whisper. “Kill her next.” The butler had no reaction, but Billiam was confident he heard.
When the lights flashed on then off again he was satisfied to find Lyaria’s corpse shoved in a wine barrel, but didn’t have much time to stew in his delight when a call for help brought him to an even more gratifying scene.
James, not yet dead, sputtering and drowning in his exotic fish tank. The colorful denizens of the tank paid him no mind as he clawed at the glass in a desperate bid to shatter it.
Of course he was slightly angered when Karl attempted to rescue him, but the attempts were for nothing, and James drowned painfully nonetheless.
Soon the night passed in a stew of blood and screams, all with Karl by his side. Suspicion turned from him to his butler, which was amusing, and not strictly false. Usually as the night went on suspicion went to either him or Billiam, but seldom both of them. This gave the other leeway to continue the killing game.
Soon enough however the party was over. The final guest choked out by his most loyal servant, dead yet still warm. It was only him and Karl left.
Now the moment of truth.
“Come with me. I have something to show you.” Karl was hesitant, clearly. He had figured out what had happened, or at least that Billiam was to blame, but he followed nonetheless.
His pretty eyes widened in fear at the sight of the crimson red egg. Somehow he recognized it instantly. Billiam’s not certain how that could be possible. He made jokes to try and ease Karl’s fear about the unworthy guests that had come over, even confessing that they were merely middle class.
It didn’t work.
As soon as Billiam cast his eyes away from his dearest guest to admire the great honor of the egg Karl fled. He was as light on his feet in running as he was dancing. Billiam would have no hope of catching him if he was alone.
Luckily this was not the case.
His butler waited dutifully by the door, catching and attacking Karl. “Don’t kill him!” Billiam commanded, though he’s quite certain that Karl only heard the last part as he started to panic even more. Still, he was no match for Billiam’s most loyal butler. The servant wrapped one arm around his neck, another around his arms and chest. His mouth stayed quiet of words, only despite gasps and coughs, but his eyes pleaded for mercy until he fell into a violent yet very alive sleep.
“What do you want me to do my lord?” The butler asked, picking up Karl with ease. If his servant was truly human Billiam might have actually gotten jealous.
“Let him live but do not let him wake. I wish to keep him.” For what Billiam wasn’t entirely certain. Perhaps he wanted to make him a servant, or perhaps make him a follower of the egg. Maybe he would merely keep him unconscious forever, just to admire his beauty in sleep.
As the night passed and the butler had Karl settled into one of the most grand spare bedrooms Billiam finally made a decision. His mind clearly had secrets nuzzled away, from his odd clothing and his knowledge of the egg, he was clearly hiding something.
He called his never sleeping servant to his side and issued a command. “Allow him to awake, but do not leave his side.” He wished to see what would happen, how his dearest Karl Jacobs would awake.
He’s not sure when he changed from ‘Karl Jacobs’ to ‘His Dearest’ but Billiam was not bothered. Karl was his now, until he finally bored the piglin, he would be staying and that was final.
Though when he finally awoke three days later Billiam expected resistance or panic. Instead he was met with daze and confusion. “What happened? What happened at the party?”
While he was surprised Billaim wasn’t stupid, and immediately started to spin a lie.
“Karl! I am so glad you’re awake! You were attacked by one of the guests in the frenzy.”
The butler then jumped in. “Are you hurt sir? Did you hit your head?”
Karl raised a hand to his brow, then shook his head. “No, I didn’t. I just have memory issues sometimes.” This caught Billiam’s attention rather quickly, but he decided to leave it for now.
Karl quickly sat up, the soft blankets cascading off his slender form. “I must be leaving. Thank you for your kindness, but I must be leaving soon.”
Billaim smiled sharply. “Nonsense. I would be quite a poor host if I sent you off after being injured. Surely you must stay.” Admittedly Billiam was a rather poor host under normal circumstances, it was the only critique he would ever accept.
“No, really, I have to go.” Karl insisted. Billiam placed a gentle hand on his shoulder, to stop him from moving further.
“You’re still injured, you really must stay.”
“I insist-” Karl’s words were cut off by the butler pinning him to the bed with its inhuman strength. Karl went pale, and his tongue went still.
“And I further insist, you’re staying.” All politeness drained from Billaim’s voice. When Karl protested no further, he nodded, satisfied. “Butler, tend to our guest. He may have to run of the house, but no further.”
Karl had become significantly less carefree and happy under the dutiful and ever present guard of the butler, but his handsomeness faded not, so Billiam had no qualms. In fact he actually didn’t care much for Karl’s thoughts or opinions. If anything his newfound quietness was an improvement.
Though Billiam did manage to glean a few bits of information from him, each more fascinating than the last. He spoke well of lands Billiam never heard of, spoke of buildings casted in the most gorgeous blocks, and of histories that were so outlandish they almost seemed fictitious.
One thing became very clear to Billiam very quickly. Not only was Karl Jacobs clearly very wealthy, but he was evidently powerful. Surely he must have been a lord at the very least. So certainly wedding him would give Billiam a courtesy title.
Perhaps it would even help him earn a title of his own a few years down the line.
After a month of guesting Karl he invited the lord to a private beach that Billiam owned. Clearly he was hesitant, but eventually accepted, most likely sick of staying cooped up in the spacious mansion.
Billiam dressed in his finest silks, yet the color still seemed faded compared to Karl’s vivid jacket. Though he did not wear it out that day, as Billiam had his butler collect it for the wash. Instead he purchased a brand new wardrobe for his guest, a fine wardrobe, yet not as fine as Billiam’s own. He could not have his companion dressed better than himself of course.
Some color seemed to return to Karl in the carriage ride over, and some joy in his smile at the sight of the soft white sand. Even after he asked to frolic in the water and Billiam laughed in his face, he wasn’t too perturbed, and was satisfied in merely walking side by side with Billiam.
Finally as the coral sunset over the waves Billiam went in front of Karl and got down on one knee. Despite it all he was only a few inches shorter than Karl as Billiam took the lord’s petite hand in his own.
“My dearest lord Jacobs.” Billiam started. A nervous look crossed over his face, but he didn’t interrupt quite yet. “You are the only man I have ever met of a family with more virtues and assets than my own.” Karl shifted his feet and looked down at the piglins hand. “You have a face of simple beauty, while it is a feature shared by every one in twenty commoners on a street, none can pair it with your status and wealth.”
Instinctively Karl attempted to pull his hand away, but Billiam merely tightened his grip so Karl could not free himself until he finished. “You are the only man whom is even partially worthy of me, so I have decided to honor your status by taking you as my lawfully wedded husband.”
Only then did he stand, his proper height almost three feet taller than his now spouse. Karl stood frozen in shock while Billiam waited for his reaction.
“I’m engaged!” He blurted out suddenly.
“What?” Billiam growled, anger rising up.
Karl laughed awkwardly “Well you see I’m engaged, so I can’t marry you. I’m so sorry.”
Billiam grunted again, his eyes narrowing on the brown haired man. Karl shrunk in on himself and let out a gasp as Billiam wrapped a rough hand around his surarm. He dragged Karl towards their carriage, the younger man stumbling the entire way. “We're going home.” Billiam announced angrily, and Karl made no move to protest.
When they did finally arrive in the manor, Billiam still seething, he shoved Karl into the butler's arms and fled to the library, trying to get his anger in check.
He was furious at Karl, how dare he deny him? How dare he deny Billiam the third! How dare he refuse his advances? He should be honored, groveling at his feet. Their should have been no hesitation, no denial, no refusal.
And his fiance. Billiam didn’t even know the man or woman’s name, nor their status, but it shouldn’t matter. Karl was Billiam’s. He was his property. How dare someone attempt to take his property!
Hours later when the sky had gone dark and the library was a mess from Billiam casting all his novels at the wall in a rage his butler finally came to see him. The man had a silver dish covered with Billiam’s favorite foods. Caviar, fresh melons, thin cut venison, imported beef, and chocolate truffles. He was in no way shocked or surprised by the mess of the library.
“You have not had dinner, my lord.” He said matter of factly, placing the plate on one of the few intact tables. He glanced around the room, and Billiam was sure that it would be clean and all fixed up by the next morning.
“He denied me.” Billiam huffed, crossing his arms like a petulant child.
The butler wasn’t bothered, instead kneeling gently in front of Billiam. “My lord.” He spoke softly, his tone conveying something much deeper than his words ever could. “When you pledged loyalty to me I promised you, no earthly pleasure would ever be denied.”
He remembered the day foundly, though in a bit of a haze. By then the egg had only whispered to him, a nebulous voice filling his head with sugar-coated promise after promise, if only Billiam would provide a meal.
The day was bloody and violent, servants tearing themselves apart as the egg regained enough strength to control them once again.
The last servant was coughing and sputtering out his own blood. A boy of maybe 16. Billiam didn’t remember his name. It was something regal, Edward or Victor. Or maybe Peter? No matter, he never bothered to care.
He grabbed the black haired boy by his scuffed and torn collar, then dragged him to the nest of the egg. Billiam cast the almost corpse right into its vicious maw.
The egg let out something that could be called a laugh, and commanded Billiam to rest, to sleep. So tired from the night's events he complied, his room as messy and bloody as the rest of the manor.
Though when he awoke there was not so much as a tear in the curtains, nor a drop of wine on the floor. The manor, his grand ancestral home, was cleaner than it had ever been before.
The only proof of the event was the servant at the door, standing dutiful by his bed. He looked the same, only with empty ash eyes and limbs that didn’t work right.
Perhaps he should have been frightened, but he wasn’t. He merely stood up in his already made bed and glanced at him with a critical eye. “Who are you?”
The butler’s face did not move, but noise still came out anyway. “I am the butler. A servant of you, through the egg.”
“And why are you here?”
Billaim could tell the butler was trying to smile, though it looked horrifying and gastly. Still, Billiam was not scared. “You have fulfilled your promise to the egg, so it will serve you in return. No earthly pleasure, possible or impossible, will ever be denied.”
In all of his twenty years of serving the egg, he had never fallen through. If Billiam wanted something, he would have it.
There was no reason to think it would fall through now.
“I want you to erase his memory.” Billiam commanded. “He already has memory issues. It shouldn’t be too hard to make him forget his fiance.”
The butler smiled. “It will be done. Now rest my lord, such a day has been tiring for you.”
The butler was not wrong, Billiam was quite exhausted. His bed was made freshly and he spared it no thought as he climbed under the perfectly soft blankets, content that he would wake up tomorrow morning with the sun, to the face of a contented groom with equal status of his own.
However this was not the case. Merely hours later, far from enough time for a fully sound sleep, Sir Billiam was shaken awake.
Now, as rare as it was, the egg had woken Billiam up early before. Though it was a rare occurrence, and only when Billiam specifically requested it. And it had never happened so early that the sound had not even caressed the sky.
Billiam did not even have the time to wake up fully before the butler had started speaking. “My Lord, I have news.” It sounded almost nervous. Neither the butler, nor egg, had ever been anxious before.
“What is it?” Billiam asked, not even upset or angered about his interrupted sleep.
“Lord Karl is… A time traveler.”
Billaim balked, not even certain he understood fully what his servant was saying. “What?”
“A time traveler my lord, from 300 hundred years in the future.” He had a distant look in his eye. “He’s been to both the future and past. I… Have never seen such power before.”
Any reservations or hesitations Billiam may have had were washed away by the mention of power.
“Power? Tell me, where is he from? How much power does he have?”
The egg shook his head. “It is impossible to tell. He cannot control it yet, and it is what damages his memory. He is from somewhere called Kinoko kingdom, and is the leader alongside one of his fiance’s.”
Billiam was shocked then overjoyed. “A prince? No, a king! With time travel? My obedient servant, I have never met a more suited match!”
“Then what shall you have me do, my lord?” The butler had gone back to his stoic and professional nature.
“Do not erase his memory, but block it if you can. Alter it. Make him believe he is my husband. Is this possible?”
The egg nodded. “Of course my lord. I will take care of all the papers as well. By Sunday you shall be wed, and Lord Karl will never know that it was not the case.”
With this Billiam smiled. Not a polite or amused smile that often crossed his face, but a true smile of pure delight.
Everything he had ever wanted, pure power, a lordship, a husband with power equal to his own and untapped potential was all in his grasp, and he would never let it go.
Quackity was having a shit time. This wasn’t unusual, as he was often having a shitty time, but this time it was different. This time he had run into Sapnap, and was not happy.
Honestly he wasn’t sure exactly how their relationship was at the moment, but it was somewhere between ‘bad’ and ‘really fucking complicated.’
But hey that’s what happens when you ditch one of your fiance’s just to make a whole ass country without letting him know. Admittedly Quackity was up to some bullshit that Sapnap would probably kill him for, but he didn’t know that! So what the fuck gives?
Though in all honesty Quackity wouldn’t have been so upset if he hadn’t missed Sapnap so fucking much. Every Time he saw either him or Karl it physically hurt. It pained him. What he used to have was so far away, with both him and Karl leaving him without so much as an explanation as to why.
So needless to say when Sapnap came over and started snooping around he was pretty fucking pissed.
“Hey Sapnap! Who the fuck invited you here?” He snarled and stormed up to the taller man without hesitation. He was angry, fucking furious. His heart was aching with hurt and he wasn’t ready to forgive.
Sapnap looked at him in confusion, and he seemed rather spacy. If Quackity wasn’t so furious he might have even asked what was wrong. Still Sapnap didn’t seem to even notice.
“Have you seen Karl?” He asked desperately, almost in a begging tone. Quackity had to bite back his immediate concern, letting it be replaced by anger.
“Ex-fucking-scuse me? The first time you see me after forming a goddamn country without me, you ask about someone else?” He snapped.
Sapnap’s eyes narrowed. “This isn’t the time. Have you seen him?”
Now Quackity was furious. “No I haven't.” Sapnap sighed. “Maybe he abandoned you like you two abandon me!” Quackity could immediately tell the words stung. Good. He wanted them to hurt.
Sapnap flinched back. “This isn’t about you!” He yelled “Not everything is about you!”
Both men’s blood was boiling at this point, cruel words coming easily to their tongues.
“Both of you just left without a Goddamn word!”
“I had to take care of Karl!”
“You made a fucking country without me!”
“You did the exact same thing so shut your mouth!”
“There was a place for you! There was always a place for both of you! Where the fuck was I supposed to go in your country!”
“By our fucking side!”
“No, George was by your side. You replaced me with George! Fucking George!”
“George was helping with Karl! And where the fuck were you? Were the fuck were you when Karl started forgetting things? Where were you when his memory got worse? Nowhere! You abandoned us first!”
“No one told me Karl’s memory had gone to shit, because no one had told me anything!” With that final sentence Quackity stormed off, utterly shaking with rage.
Though by the next day he had calmed down enough to let the concern set in. Karl having both severe enough memory issues to need extra help, suddenly vanishing? That could end poorly, very very poorly.
He gave in another day before sending a message out to Sapnap. He only waited so long as to make sure he had a level head.
Quackity to Sapnap: I want to help you in your search for Karl. We should meet up to discuss what we know.
Quackity was not expecting a response at all, and if he did get one he was expecting something neutral and reserved. Instead he got a message back almost immediately.
Sapnap to Quackity: Really? Thank you so much, I’ve been so scared. Sorry about the fight two days ago, I do owe you an explanation. I promise I’ll give it to you as soon as Karl is back. I’ll send you the coordinates to Kinoko kingdom right away. I already have a room set up for you, you won’t need to pack anything.
There was no skepticism held by Sapnap. It actually hurt to think of how trusting they all used to be, but most things hurt nowadays, so he ignored it.
He had never actually seen Kinoko Kingdom before. It was beautiful, small, but held none of the protectiness that Las Nevadas held. There were no grand ambitions, no walls, no protections. They didn’t need them. Unlike Quackity they had no enemies, and if they did, they had each other to watch their backs.
It was something Quackity had once, not only with his fiances, but with L’Manburg and the person Wilbur used to be.
He didn’t have that anymore.
Sapnap seemed tired, utterly exhausted. His skin looked like ash, and there were dark circles under his eyes.
“Thank you for coming.” He sounded genuine, and while he wasn’t exactly warm towards Quackity he wasn’t cold either. “I’ll give you a quick tour before we start talking about Karl.”
Despite how pretty the kingdom was, it was clear his heart was not in the tour. This let Quackity take things in with a more critical eye. There were notes taped on the walls, simple things, like schedule and dates. The places Karl had clearly gone to were oddly messy, like Karl had forgotten to clean it up. That was very unusual for him. At least it used to be. Quackity supposed he didn’t know him very well anymore.
Finally they got down to business.
“How long has Karl been missing?” Quackity finally asked.
Sapnap looked defeated. “Five days.” So he was missing for only three when Sapnap first came to Quackity. “And I have no idea where he could have gone. He just vanished. No one else has seen him either.”
“I’ll find him.” Quackity promised.
Now Quackity was very good at finding things. He managed to find the compass that led to Technoblade, then Technoblade himself later, though that ended poorly. When working under Schlatt he could find where he stored all of his alcohol and get rid of his stash. When working under Tubbo he managed to track down everything Tommy had ever left in the white house and locked it away to preserve the young president's sanity. If something or someone needed to be found he could do it.
Of course this wasn’t because of mere luck. He could find things because he could get into their heads, he could comprehend how they think, and what they're likely to do. It’s why he’s such a good manipulator, and it’s a skill he’s honed well.
It took him almost an insultingly short time to find the hidden room in the library with the mere act of digging down. After making a mess of his bedroom and earring a few long, confused looks from Sapnap he was almost happy to find something.
Though even he had to pause for a moment to take everything in.
The walls were made of oak wood, and looked mostly normal, but that was the only thing that did. There were tables lining the walls with a single leather bound book on top of each of them, eight books total with odd titles and no authors name. Each had an elaborate painting hung right above them. It almost seemed like a museum, or even a holy place.
Of course all that held no candle to the glowing, multicolored portal that was fluctuating in the middle of the room.
“Sapnap!” He yelled, quickly getting the attention of his ex-fiance who came rushing over. As soon as he landed his eyes on the portal they went wide.
“Huh. That’s new.” He mumbled as they both stared. It wasn’t like a nether portal, or even an ender portal. There was no border, and it seemed like a tear in the world instead of a ture portal. “Do we go in?”
Quackity shook his head. “We should at least read the books first. Maybe get an idea of what’s going on.”
Needless to say they were in no way prepared for the stories in his books. Abandon cities in the future, madness spreading through town like the plague, a gladiator arena overseen by a cruel king.
But worse was Karl’s awareness of his memory declining. All his fear leaked out through his pen, how he knew he was losing it, how he was forgetting everyone, but that he was too scared to tell.
It only took three books for Sapnap to break down crying. By book five Quackity was crying too, but he held it together a little better than the other man.
“I never knew… I was always there, but I never knew how he was suffering.” Sapnap cried. “Why wouldn’t he tell me? Did he not trust me?”
Quackity stood around awkwardly. He used to be good with things like this, comforting those he loved. While he was never open, he wasn’t always this guarded.
Placing a hand on Sapnaps shoulder and squeezing gently seemed both oddly foreign, yet familiar nonetheless. “Karl is the most trusting person either of us know. He probably just didn’t want to hurt us.”
Sapnap squeezed his eyes shut as tears trickled out. “You’re right.” He choked out. “You’re right. But he’s in pain, and I should help. I’m his fiance, that’s what I’m here for.”
Quackity sighed. “That’s what we’re both here for, and honestly I fucked up a lot more than you.” This earned a weak chuckle from his fiance, which was a good sign.
Finally they got the last book, only titled ‘The Masquerade.’ Unlike all the others it was completely empty.
“I think this is where he is.” Quackity finally mumbled, glaring at the lily white pages like they stole Karl away himself.
“We need to prepare, then we need to get Karl back.” There was no ‘I’. There was no hesitation that both of them were going, that they were a pair like before everything had gone to shit.
Quackity had no hesitation either.
The next night after a dubious sleep and stocking up on nethirite armour, tools, and a bit of holy water for good luck they were ready.
Going through the portal was odd. It was like a dream, except they had never fallen asleep. So many colors flashed behind their eyes it was impossible to comprehend, and they were hit with dizzying nausea.
Quackity could barely comprehend his knees hitting the ground as he collapsed, but became slightly more aware when he reached his hands out to catch himself. He was blinded, but slowly became more aware of himself as his hands dug into a packed dirt road.
Black flashed spots flashed through his vision, but it was slowly fading back to him. “Sapnap? Sapnap are you alright?”
“Yeah.” He said in a weak voice. “I feel like I’m going to throw up.”
Quackity felt the same, but didn’t complain and bit back his vomit, making a note to never time travel on a full stomach.
Though when he and Sapnap finally got their footing back they noticed they weren’t alone.
There was someone that Quackity was tempted to call a man in front of them, but there was clearly something off about him. He didn’t seem to be breathing, and wasn’t blinking. His black eyes were dead, his black hair seemed to move like it had nerves, and his limbs were pointed in angles that were just off enough to be noticed.
He reminded Quackity of Charlie, except with much more malicious intent.
“You’re not supposed to be here.” His voice sounded flat, and didn’t quite match the movement of his mouth.
Quackity knew how to smooze, so he immediately turned on the charm. “Of course, of course. I didn’t mean to intrude, and I’m sure you have a lot to do with your time so me and my partner will quickly be on our way.” He sounded genine, but the thing clearly wasn’t fooled. That was fine. As long as he wasn’t openly trying to kill them, Quackity could work with it. “We’re just looking for a friend of ours, his name is Karl, Karl Jacobs. Have you seen him? He’s short, curly brown hair, colorful hoodie, and very handsome. Have you seen anyone like that around?” Quackity asked sweetly.
The things' eyes narrowed, and he pulled out a sword from somewhere, Quackity couldn’t see where. He heard Sapnap do the same from behind him.
“Lord Jacobs is not allowed to have guests.” Ok that didn’t sound good. “You need to leave.”
“Fuck this.” Sapnap muttered, before charging forward and sliding through the man with unprecedented ease.
Both Sapnap and Quackity were shocked by this. His body split in half completely, the top half falling onto the dirt road.
Though there was no bleeding, nor blood. One look at his body, which was quickly stitching itself together, showed it was made entirely out of vines.
Quackity went slightly pale, but quickly steeled his resolve. “The holy water!” He yelled, yanking the sword out of Sapnaps hands as his fiance pulled out the bottle. The thing slashed at him with his own sword, but Quackity pulled away before shoving his own sword into it, getting a solid stab wound in.
Still, the man made of vines clearly had the upper hand. However Sapnap threw the holy water quickly, the glass digging into its chest.
The thing seemed panicked as it went down, shaking and screeching like a soaked enderman, dissolving into a red liquid that didn’t quite seem like blood, but looked close enough.
Quackity jumped back with disgust, knowing how easily it could take control, and not wanting any part of it.
“Who the fuck did he think he is? Karl isn’t allowed guests? That’s some fucking bullshit.” Quackity growled. “I’m going to find him.”
“We should start in that big, ugly mansion.” Sapnap pointed straight in front of them, and Quackity was inclined to agree.
The doors were made of wood, and were naturally unlocked. However both men decided they would enjoy kicking the doors in and destroying them much more than just unlocking them.
And after killing one of the presumed denizens of the house, they were probably going to hate them anyway. So fuck ‘em.
The manor was even more grand on the inside than the outside, with grand staircases made of marvel and gorgeous tapestries hanging from the wall.
Sapnap immediately felt the urge to destroy them, burn them to a crisp. He was already angry, but knew he couldn’t start destroying things until they found Karl. He needed to find Karl.
They must have made a bit of noise as someone else quickly came to see them. It was a piglin lord dressed in silk, with his tusks worn down. He stood above both men on the floor above them, glaring.
“Butler!” He called “Get rid of these men for me.” He called. Sapnap got tense, but no one came. Billiam furrowed his brows. “Butler?” He called again.
“I think we might have killed him.” Sapnap called up. The man cursed under his breath, before making his way down. The piglin was tall and broad, but he didn’t appear to have much muscle or fighting experience. He could probably put Quackity on his ass, but so could a particularly aggressive chicken.
Needless to say he was no Technoblade.
He seemed more annoyed than anything. “Well great. Now I’m going to need a replacement. Do you know how much of a pain that is gonna be?”
Sapnap hated how nonchalant and uncaring he was. He didn’t even know his name, but he hated everything about this piglin lord.
“Where is Karl?” He demanded.
This actually did get a reaction from him. He narrowed his eyes and glared. “Oh. You. I know who you are.” He sighed, sounding almost bored. “Well I’ll have you know that Lord Jacobs has moved on. It’s our one year anniversary soon, and I’m taking him out somewhere nice. So it would be best if you get on your way.” He smiled cruelly as he made a shooing motion with his hands.
This infuriated Sapnap even further. He was about to explode, but Quackity placed a calming hand on his shoulder, and gave him a look that said ‘I got this.’
“Well we might as well wish him congratulations, no? You seem like… Quite the catch.” His smile reminded Sapnap of a shark. “Why don’t you call him anyway.”
“He doesn’t want to see you. He simply doesn’t care for you anymore.” Sapnap knew the words were probably false, but they still hurt to hear. What if Karl didn’t even remember them? What if it was all true?
“Well then he can tell us that himself, can’t he?” Quackity’s face was unreadable to most, but he could tell his partner was utterly simmering in rage.
Billaim huffed. “KARL!” He called, his voice rough and demanding, it made Sapnap flinch. He would never use such a tone with anyone, especially not someone he loved as dearly as his husbands.
There was a tapping sound against the marble floor that could be heard from halls away, as Karl came rushing over, his face in a panic.
He stood next to the piglin, looking nervous, his eyes cast on the ground. “Y-yes my lord?”
Karl was dressed in an expensive looking red dress. It looked good one him, but Karl never wore dresses. His curly hair had grown, and his stature was nervous and guarded. When he stole a glance up Sapnap saw a bruise over his right eye.
Now he was fucking furious.
Quackity and Sapnap shared a glance, before turning back to the married pair.
The piglin turned to Karl, with a nasty look in his eyes. “Tell me, Karl, do you recognize these men?”
Karl looked up, utterly terrified. Sapnap wanted to reach out and hug him, to hold him close and take him home, but his feet remained firmly on the ground.
“N-no I don’t.” He stuttered. Sapnap felt his heart break. “I’m sorry, I really am.”
In an instant the piglin grabbed Karl’s hair and yanked, hard. Karl let out a cry but did not protest. Sapnap instintivally took a step forward, but Quackity gently held him back. He turned quickly to face his finance, who wore an unreadable expression.
Quackity then took a step forward and turned on the charm. “Don’t hold it against him, his memory has been failing for a while.”
“Yes, he’s rather stupid isn’t he.” Billiam grunted, before shoving him to the floor. His knees hit hard and Sapnap immediately rushed over to help him up. His eyes still held no recognition, but it held no fear either. Sapnap wrapped his arms around him in comfort, and when they were both standing, he didn’t pull away. If anything he only buried himself deeper into Sapnap’s chest. The piglin didn’t look pleased.
“Alright, now give him back.” He demanded. Sapnap felt Karl freeze in fear.
“Well if he’s as stupid as you say, why do you even want him?” Quackity somehow managed to make the question sound genuine.
“Yes, but he’s still mine.” The lord grunted. “He’s my husband, he’s my property, and I’m not letting him go.”
“Oh of course.” Quackity said smoothly. “You’re a businessman, a smart one as well. I know exactly who you are.” There was a mischievous look in his eyes. “There was a reason Karl came here after all. Did you think it was a coincidence he just came across someone so powerful and illustrious? Did you think it was just chance?”
All of this was false, of course. From reading his books it was clear Karl couldn’t control where he ended up in time, and neither him nor Quackity recognized the piglin in front of them.
However between all the flattery he was either too stupid or too cocky to notice that they had never used his name.
“He never mentioned this before.” He tried to be skeptical, but clearly his ego was bolstered anyway.
“Oh Karl’s such a dear, but you surely must know how bad his memory is at this point. He most likely forgot that he wasn’t even from this time.” Quackity’s words seemed almost friendly to someone who didn’t know better. Sapnap certainly did.
The piglin raised an eyebrow. “You’re also from the future?”
Quackity gave him an award winning smile. “How do you think we got here?” Then his face changed to something devious, his voice going low. “Let's just say I’m a businessman like yourself, and I know how to make a good deal.” He chuckled. “How about you give us Karl, and I tell you everything you could possibly need to know.”
The piglin hummed and hawed. “I don’t know. I did put a lot of work into marrying him, and despite how stupid he is, he’s quite a good looker.” Sapnap held Karl even tighter, hating the possessive look in the lord's eyes.
Quackity tilted his head. “No? Are you certain? Have you even met Price Coral yet? You might want to be single when he comes around, or he won’t show any interest.”
This got his attention. “Prince Coral? Who is Prince Coral?” He demanded.
Quackity seemed surprised. “Oh! You don’t know who he is yet? Of course you wouldn’t, my bad. He’s the third prince of the Raintes Kingdom. He comes around here in a year or two, and within a month you're engaged. After only a few more years, six or seven I can’t quite remember, both his older brothers end up dying in a fire.” All of it was a lie, but Quackity sold it well. “I don’t think a prince would be interested in someone who’s already married, but if you love Karl I’m sure it’s worth it to scorn Coral’s affections when he comes around.”
Obviously it wasn't. “No!” He yelled, making Karl jump. “You can keep him.” He spat out in disgust. Then he looked at Quackity. “What more can you tell me?”
His next smile was a genuine smile. “Of course my friend!” Then he turned to Sapnap. “Why don’t you take Karl outside? We’re only going to discuss business, which will surely bore both of you to death.” Sapnap took his cue, lifted Karl up with ease, and practically sprinted out of the manor.
The brunet was uncharacteristically quiet and pale. He didn’t used to be this demure, but he wrapped his arms tightly about Sapnap. He only let go when they were outside, gingerly stepping onto the ground and away from him. He wanted to grab Karl, to pull him back into his arms, but resisted the urge. He didn’t want to scare him.
“Thank you.” He mumbled softly, his eyes still cast down. “I think.”
“Hey, it’s no problem.” Sapnap wasn’t the best at comforting people, Karl was always far better than him, but now Karl needed comfort, so he needed to step up.
Gently he reached a hand to his face, careful not to touch his bruise. He utterly melted into Sapnap’s hand. “You’re ok, he won’t touch you ever again.”
“Thank you.” He whispered airly. “But how do you know me? I can’t remember, I can’t remember anything.”
Sapnap hesitated. “Well we’re your… We were your fiance’s.”
Karl seemed genuinely distressed by this answer. “O-oh, I don’t, I don’t really know. I’m sorry, you seem nice, b-but I can’t remember you at all.”
Sapnap smiled gently. “It’s ok Karl, I promise. Even if we’re not dating I still care about you. We just came through the portal you left behind.”
“Portal? Oh, I guess Billiam was right about that.” He chuckled weakly. “Now if only I knew how to use them. I can’t get us back to our time. I don’t know how.”
“I knew that was a risk coming here, but it was worth it to make sure you’re safe.” This earned a smile, as Karl got closer, his red dress swaying delicately, wrapping Sapnap into another hug that the pyromancer was far too eager to return.
The moment was ruined almost immediately by Quackity crashing through the already destroyed doors, absolutely covered in blood.
Karl jumped back and out of the hug. “What happened?” He asked, perplexed.
“I found that stupid fucking egg!” He yelled, before turning to Karl and lowering his voice. “Also your husband is dead. I hope you don’t mind.”
Karl just stared, a perplexed look on his face. “I don’t know. He’s my husband, I should be upset, right?”
Quackity shrugged. “Well, are you upset?”
“Oh goodness no!” Karl said without any hesitation.
Quackity smiled “If it makes you feel better my first engagement ended a lot fucking worse.” Karl tilted his head curiously, prompting him to continue. “I ate the asshole's heart at his funeral.”
Sapnap glared, pissed that Quackity might have scared Karl off. But instead of getting scared he bursted out laughing. Not a weak chuck, but a real, genuine laugh.
“Don’t try that with Billiam, unless you’re making a stew. He’s so fatty I can’t imagine you’d find anything that would possibly taste good.” This prompted Quackity’s own laugh, and a smile from Sapnap.
Then he turned serious again. “We need soulsand, and something to start a fire. The egg is in there and we need to destroy it.”
Karl frowned. “Well I know there is a town north of here, though I’ve never been there myself.” He admitted. “I know it was a day’s trip there, and a day’s trip back while on horseback. When Billiam went shopping he used to spend about four days away from the manor.”
Quackity sighed “Well we better start traveling.”
Sapnap asked if Karl would like to stay at the manor while they traveled, but he adamantly refused, insisting to travel with them despite having absolutely no clothing or even shoes that would be suitable for such a long trip. Still it was clear he didn’t want to be separated from them, and they weren’t too eager for that to happen either.
It was clear after two hours he was in pain, and even took his shoes off, which helped, but only for a little bit. When it was clear the pain had returned Sapnap said nothing, just hoisted Karl up again, and put him up on his shoulder.
“Is he always this touchy?” Karl asked, though not unkindly.
Quackity shrugged. “Do you mind?”
The time traveler hummed. “No I don’t think I do.”
Luckily they didn’t have to travel for a full day to find a town. In only a few more hours they came across a small, shanty town. All three men were greeted warmly by another piglin, except he was far more down to earth with dull tusks and eyes a bit too far apart.
“Heya, we don’t get many guests around here! I’m Sherief Noah Thompson.” He spoke in a very distinct southern accent. “Who might you fine fellas be?” He was young, with thick brown hair and black eyes that landed on Karl. “Say, you look kinda familiar…” He thought for a second, before an ‘ah ha’ look crossed over his eyes. “Oh! You’re Karl Jacobs! My da’ had a portrait commissioned of you! It’s hanging up in the town bar. Wanna see?” This guy seemed a little young to be a sherief, but it wasn’t really Sapnap’s place to judge.
Gingerly Karl got back on the ground. “Well that’s quite good to hear.” He said hesitantly “But I can’t quite remember when I was here. Do you mind jogging my memory?”
Noah looked confused. “What? You shot a guy and saved the town in a duel. You don’t remember that.”
Karl shook his head, and the sherief looked almost suspicious, before Quackity jumped in. “Karl hit his head about a year back and he’s had horrible memory issues ever since.”
The piglin’s expression changed from one of suspicion to sympathy. “Well that’s a damn shame. Why don’t I give you lads a bit of a tour? It might jog his memory. And besides, my Da will love an excuse to tell the story, but you’ll be here all night if y’all get him started.”
The visit was actually rather nice, if confusing. There was a happy bartender named John John who was absolutely delighted to see him. “Hey Karl! Look, my wound healed!” Karl seemed rather happy at this, though he admitted after they left the bar that he had no idea who John John was. However he did hand him over an old hoodie, promising that it was all patched up now. It stood as proof that he had definitely been there before, and provided a nice cover over his now torn dress.
Then guided by Sherief Tompson they came to a small, two story brick house. It looked rather charming, and despite it being slightly cramped, it was rather homely.
There was an old looking piglin, which were apparently common in the area, with white hair and one white eye who was hobbling around on a stick. He seemed a bit intimidating, but immediately warmed up when he saw Karl.
“Well I didn’t think it was actually you.” He smiled.
“It’s me.” Karl chuckled weakly, trying to be polite.
The piglin beckoned at all three of them to sit. “Oh come on, my son already said that you don’t remember much. Sit, sit, I’ll have Noah bring us tea. How much do you know?”
“Not much I’m afraid.” He admitted. “Though I’m very flattered by the painting you had made.” In all fairness it was a very nice painting. Perhaps it wasn’t the most skilled painting, but it was dynamic and colorful, full of life, and Karl seemed very heroic.
It was a shame he remembered none of it.
Sherman waved his hand. “Oh that was Crop’s doing. He used to be a cannibal, though you probably don’t remember that.” Sapnap wasn’t sure if Karl did remember, but he managed to keep his face impressive still.
“I think I might need a reminder.”
Utter delight filled his eye. “Well I was one week away from retirement when you came into town….”
It was quite the story, Sapnap isn’t going to lie. Bandit’s, a cannibal, and three midnight duels where Karl fired the last shot and put the final bandit into the ground.
Though like Noah warned it took a very long time, and by the time Sherman was done the sun had long set.
It seemed like he would keep going, but his son came in to thankfully rescue them all. “Come on Da,” He said playfully. “They musta come from far away, don’t keep them up all night too.”
Sherman balked playfully “Well I suppose…” He sighed, though he didn’t seem truly annoyed. “We only got one guest room, but I’ll have Noah bring y’all some extra blankets. Get some sleep you three.”
Noah did bring several blankets into the room, which was decent sized, though the bed was quite small.
Both Sapnap and Quackity agreed that Karl should take the bed while they took the floor. At first he tried to protest, saying Sapnap should take the bed because he carried him most of the way, but Sapnap refused.
Karl was the least stubborn of all three of them, so he didn’t protest too much further and quickly snuggled under the covers.
Sapnap and Quackity made a decent nest of blankets and pillows on the floor, but as they both got in there was noticeably space between them that neither felt too comfortable filling. It was where Karl usually slept, a thought that made Sapnap saddened as he slipped into sleep.
However when Sapnap woke up mid-morning the space between them was noticeably gone. It was hard to tell why there was a warm body there at first, but there was a bit of curly light brown hair poking out from under the thick covers that certainly didn’t belong to Quackity.
It felt natural, all three of them snuggled together and waking up for a lazy morning. Sapnap missed this. He reached out and wrapped his arms round Quackity, pulling him closer, and squeezing Karl against him.
When the other two men awoke no one mentioned that Karl had joined them in the middle of the night, though an expression of utter delight crossed over Quackity’s face when he realized what had happened.
Quickly they folded up all the blankets and made the bed, before returning to their hosts. Only then did they explain what they needed, soul sand and flint and steel.
Despite Quackity having the forethought to grab some fine jewelry off of Billiam’s corspe, they insisted on giving everything to them for free, including a pair of boots as Sherman was horrified when he realized Karl didn’t have shoes.
“You’ll catch your death like that young man. I know you’re smarter than that.” He scolded, though not actually angry.
“They broke on the way over.” He admitted sheepishly.
Sherman happily gave over an old pair of boots that Karl was delighted to have, and they actually fit quite well.
With everyone being able to walk properly the trip back to the manor was slightly shorter, and it was filled with the making of plans for how they’ll live and survive in the past.
“We shouldn’t go in before lighting everything on fire.” Quackity warned “We don’t have any protection over the egg. But all his gold and diamond blocks won’t melt, so we should scavenge them after the fire.”
“Shouldn’t we at least get some food first?” Sapnap asked. Quackity thought for a second, before shaking his head.
“Contamination is the main issue I’m worried about.”
Karl seemed confused. “Wait, aren’t you from the future? Won’t you be going back to your own time?”
Sapnap and Quackity shared a look, then Sapnap shook his head. “We don’t actually know how.” Karl looked almost devastated. Sapnap quickly rushed to reassure him. “It’s fine though! We knew that would happen when we followed. It's just how things are.”
Still Karl looked guilty. “I’m sorry I can’t control it.” He apologized “Billiam used to get so mad when I couldn’t control time like expected.”
“How did you two meet?” Sapnap asked, genuinely curious.
Karl raised an eyebrow in confusion. “Honestly I’m not sure.” He admitted “I just woke up one day with no memory, in a fancy bed, and he said he was my husband. He also said I could control time.” He sighed. “It wasn’t bad at first. Not good, but not bad. He didn’t let me leave but didn’t hurt me, and seemed to genuinely like me for a bit. Then he got bored and…” Karl said nothing more, but subconsciously raised his hand to the bruise on his face.
“Well that fucker is dead, so you don’t have to worry about him ‘getting bored’ any more.” Quackity spat out, some pride in his words.
The manor looked no different from before, and even the corpse of the butler was still there, the flesh rotting and the vines dried out and dead.
“Bar up all the windows, just to be safe.” Sapnap commanded, as Quackity threw soul sand into the manor. Karl quickly grabbed some wood and did what he said, very quickly. He seemed rather eager to see the manor burn to the ground and Sapnap couldn’t blame him.
The fire started slowly, a golden red color, until the sand caught. Then the fire switched to an icy blue, and spread quickly. The group was sure to keep their distance as the smoke started to rise, smelling oddly sweet.
Then Karl started to cough. Quiet at first, then they got more violent. Sapnap was the first to notice, and reach down to grab him. “Karl? Karl!” He yells, and the shorter man starts wheezing. Quackity notices, and rushes over, grabbing him as well.
“Hey! Karl!” He yells, as the coughing only gets worse. “Come on, let's get him away from the smoke.” He said, desperately hoping it would help. However before they could drag him away, Karl fell onto his knees. Quackity and Sapnap let out a shout as his eyes rolled up and he collapsed onto the dirt, as both mens vision went black.
The very distinct feeling of dizziness, nausea, and the almost seizure inducing lights returned. Sapnap wasn’t sure if they were going back home or someone else, but he grabbed onto Karl and held on tight.
His knees hit a wooden floor and as his vision returned he saw he was in the secret room. Looking behind him he saw the portal was gone, with no sign that it was there in the first place.
“Are we… Back?” Sapnap asked hesitantly, his vision still clearing.
“Yeah, yeah we are.” Quackity confirmed, before looking down. “Karl’s not awake.”
Quackity was right, Karl layed next to them, with no sign of stirring. Quackity shook him gently but his body remained limp. “The fuck do we do?”
Sapnap shrugged. “I don’t know. I’m not a doctor.”
Quackity thought for a second, before nodding. “Right. Ok, take Karl out of here and send a message saying we need help on the public channel. I’ll board up this room.”
Sapnap really had no reason to argue, so he picked up Karl and draped him over his back, before leaving the room and pulling out his communicator.
Sapnap: Karl, Quackity, and I are in the Kinoko Kingdom library. Karl is unconscious, and we can’t get him to wake up.
Karl was breathing, but cold. Sapnap held him tightly, wishing that he had some sort of blanket or something to keep him warm. Was he going into shock? Was he ill? Sapnap couldn’t tell and it was terrifying.
Soon Quackity came out, the wall blocking off the secret room patched up. “Is he awake?” He asked nervously. Sapnap shook his head. “Well fuck. I was hoping he would wake up by now.”
Quackity draped his suit jacket over him and ran his fingers through his hair, the scene oddly domestic.
It didn’t take long for them to be interrupted, with Bad and Foolish rushing in to help.
“You’re red?” Sapnap asked before he could stop himself.
Bad merely raised an eyebrow, slightly flustered. “Yes? Why wouldn't I be?”
He opened his mouth, then closed it again. “Nevermind.” He mumbled. Of course Bad wouldn’t be white, the egg was gone.
It was still a little odd though.
Then Karl started to stir. He didn’t wake up right away, his eyes scrunching and limbs twitching awkwardly. Sapnap cradled him gently against him. “Hey, wake up. You’re ok, just wake up.” He pleaded. He’s not sure if Karl heard him or not, but a few seconds later his doe brown eyes were flung wide opened.
He seemed confused for a second, before gasping “Sapnap,” And pulling him into a very passionate kiss.
It was surprising and rather shocking to everyone who witnessed the scene, least of all Sapnap.
“Huh.”
“Oh dear.”
Karl kissed him like he needed Sapnap to breathe, his lips pressed against his with a desperate fervor that Sapnap was far too eager to return. He felt lightheaded, from his emotions or the lack of oxygen, Sapnap couldn’t tell.
“Well I think his memory issues are fixed.” Quackity joked, which finally got Karl to pull away from Sapnap, only to pull Quackity into an equally passionate kiss.
It was almost funny to see Quackity so shocked. His hands were held awkwardly to the side, like he wasn’t sure what to do with them, as Karl’s own hand cradled his face.
“Well he’s awake now!” Foolish said cheerfully, though admittedly a bit awkwardly. “Would you three like some privacy?”
At that very moment Karl promptly fainted again. Luckily Quackity caught him before he hit the floor, his cheeks bright red.
“Oh dear. Is he ill?” Bad asked, before pausing. “Where have you three been? It’s been a week, and all of you just vanished. We were starting to get worried.”
Sapnap furrowed his brows in confusion. “Wait what? We were gone for three days, not even that really.”
“Were you in the Nether?” Foolish asked. “It’s easy to lose track of time.”
He wasn’t wrong, and he was giving him an easy out. Quackity opened his mouth to confirm that yes, they got lost in the Nether, when the library door opened and two new people came rushing in.
First there was Tommy, but he looked a little different. He looked healthier, more carefree. His blonde hair was thick and shiny, without any strands of white. He looked like he gained some weight, with a slight chub in his cheeks that he never got back after the second exile, and he was wearing his L’Manburg coat over his white and red shirt.
Quackity was merely confused by this, but he was utterly enraged by the person that came right after him.
Dream, dressed in his usual mask, hoodie, and out of the prison.
Quackity didn’t even think before charging, to the surprise of anyone else in the room. Still, he didn’t care. He needed one good hit, one good hit and Dream could hurt no one ever again.
A hand grabbed him by the collar and yanked him back, away from the very shocked masked man who jumped back in surprise. Foolish wrapped his golden arms around him and held fast, ignoring how Quackity flailed and thrashed in his grip.
“What the Hell Big Q?” Tommy yelled, about as surprised as everyone else in the room.
“Tommy get away from him!” Quackity screeched, still trying to get free. He was going to hurt Tommy, he was going to kill him. Quackity had to stop him.
Predictably Tommy didn’t move. Dream spoke up, sounding a little unsure. “Should I leave?” He asked.
“No, stay. We need to get this all figured out.” Bad commanded, then turned to Quackity, his eyes softening. “Quackity, I’m not sure what’s wrong but please calm down. No one is going to try anything while we’re still here.” He said, his voice calm.
Quackity wasn’t exactly happy about having Dream free, alive, and right in front of him, but there was little he could do. He let out a sigh, and stopped resisting. “Fine, I conceded.”
The mood was tense, and clearly Tommy was getting nervous. So naturally he just had to speak up. “Well at least I can rub it in Wilbur’s face that he lost our bet.” He teased.
Quackity went very still and very pale. “Wait… Has he been revived yet?” He asked in a panic.
Tommy furrowed his brows. “What? He never died?”
“Are you sure?” Quackity asked in a panic. “Are you certain?”
“Well not anymore!” Tommy yelled back, pulling out a communicator. He typed something quickly, and visibly calmed when a notification dinged. “Yeah, Wilbur is fine. He’s in L’Manburg right now.”
“L’Manburg’s still around!” He yelled before he could stop himself. It was quickly becoming clear to the others that something was very, very wrong.
“Quackity” Foolish said hesitantly. “You’re the president of L’Manburg.”
He felt himself become unsteady, and Foolish reached out a hand to stop him from falling over.
“What about Doomsday? Tommy’s exile? Pandora’s Vault?” Quackity demanded in a panic.
Dream spoke up, keeping his voice low and calm. “I’m not sure what you’re talking about with doomsday, Pogtopia is still abandoned and Tommy’s not banned from anywhere.” He reassured. “I don’t know what Pandora’s vault is either, what exactly are you talking about?”
Quackity ignored the question. “What about Techno and Philza? Where is Schlatt!”
Bad answered quickly. “Well they’re still all off world, and Schlatt’s still banned. You don’t have to worry.”
Quackity got even paler. “He’s alive?” Bad nodded. “I ate his heart. I ate his fucking heart.” His voice went very quiet, as everyone started to get even more concerned.
This is where Sapnap finally spoke up, his voice strained and shaky. “Time travel.” He mumbled. “Time travel.”
No one was sure what was going on but Bad immediately rushed over “Hey it’s ok.” He said softly, taking his cloak off and draping it over Sapnap, who was clearly going into shock. Dream tried to comfort him as well, but Quackity got ready to fight him, and Dream thought better of it. “What time are you from?”
“I’m not sure” Quackity admitted, dragging the attention away from Sapnap. He pulled out his communicator to see that it was only a week from when they left. “I think we just messed up the timeline. Or fixed it.”
“The egg is gone, the egg is gone, the egg is gone.” Sapnap kept mumbling, over and over again, while he also started to shake.
Bad was starting to get concerned. “Quackity what is he talking about? What’s wrong with my son?” He asked frantically.
“Alright, so there was this egg that was possessing people and taking over the server, and killing the rest. You were kinda the ringleader.”
Bad gasped in horror as he immediately started assuring and apologizing to Sapnap, who didn’t seem to really comprehend the words.
Dream seemed to be thinking. “Was I a part of this?” He asked, his voice calm.
Quackity shook his head. “No, you were in prison for destroying L’Manburg, trying to kill Tubbo, and torturing Tommy.” This seemed to get a reaction.
“Wait what the fuck? None of that shit ever happened.” Tommy spoke up, slightly pale. “Dream and I are pals here.”
“Not after Tommy’s second exile.” Quackity chimed in, starting to feel dizzy himself.
Foolish clapped his hands, startling everyone. “Ok! Well I think this is a conversation we can have when everyones calmed down quite a bit.” He glanced at Karl, then Quackity. “Why don’t we get everyone to lie down in a proper bed, and these three can get a proper night's rest?” He picked up Karl with ease, and tried to grab Quackity, who merely scratched at him. Instead of relenting he picked the other man up by the back of his neck, like a kitten.
Suddenly losing his footing, combined with the stressful days events, made him feel rather faint. He put up a little token resistance, which didn’t do much.
Dream finally thought it was safe to approach Sapnap with Quackity restrained. Quackity half expected him to strike out against Sapnap right there and then, but instead he merely took off his own jacket and draped it over Sapnap.
Foolish figured now was the best time to leave, and readjusted his grip to be more comfortable. Quackity did not protest being taken out of the library and to one of the many Kinoko Kingdom cabins.
“I know this might surprise you, but I’ve been around a very long time, and I’ve seen far weirder.” He said comfortingly. “Though it seems like you’ve been through a lot.”
“You died.” He whispered, the whole thing feeling a little unreal.
Foolish didn’t seem too off put by this. “Well I haven’t died yet in this timeline, so you really don’t have to worry about me.”
“I don’t know what's going on.” His eyes landed on Karl, still unconscious, sleeping like an angel.
“Don’t worry about all that yet.” Foolish reassured, finding a double bed and placing him down gently, before starting to leave. Quackity immediately started to panic.
“No! Don’t take him!” He yelled, reaching out to reach for them.
Foolish merely smiled kindly. “Of course,” He placed Karl gently, tucking him under the sunflower colored blankets. They almost seemed to make him glow. “You two get some rest, I’ll bring Sapnap here as soon as I can.”
He turned the lights off, but the window had no curtains, letting in the lazy afternoon sun. The entire place was warm, with simple paintings and enough clutter to feel lived in.
Hesitantly, like he was scared the other man would break if he moved too quickly, he reached out to cradle him. The ripped silk dress felt odd, but his hoodie was familiar. His curls were soft against Quackity’s, the soft sound of breathing was comforting.
He’s not sure how he managed to live without them for so long. In some ways he didn’t, he was angry, and apathetic, and could barely function. It’s a miracle that he hadn’t taken to the bottle like Schlatt.
But no, he had Karl back, he had Sapnap back, and he wasn’t going to give them up. No matter who tried to get between them, no matter what happened in the future, and no matter what supernatural tried to interfere, he would fight back.
Karl was his, Sapnap was his. He wasn’t going to give them up ever again, and no one would hurt them ever again.
It was a promise made when they got engaged, and it was a promise he would make once again when the wedding day finally came.
-Buy me a kofi
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