no one on here would be particularly interested in reading poetry i've written, right?

“We have to have a baby, like right now. Like, yesterday.” You blurt out as you suddenly burst into Kirishima’s room. He’s laying on his bed, clad only in tight sweatpants and socked feet, one thick arm behind his head, the other holding up a phone that looks comically small in his grip. His eyebrows furrow at your proclaim, and he’s instantly shutting off his phone and sitting up in bed as he reaches out for you.

“Huh? Now?” Kiri asks, pure confusion on his face as he sits on the side of the bed to let you stand between thick thighs. “I mean, I love the baby making process and all, but why so sudden?”

He rubs at your thighs from your stand, grinning, as he thinks about the different positions he’s been putting you in lately. You bat at his chest, chuckling, before you crawl into his lap and wrap your arms tight around his neck.

“I just saw a cute video of a baby giggling, and I’m ovulating, and started crying because it was so cute and I just started thinking about having our own baby and how cute they’d be and—“

“Slow down!” Kiri laughs at you, pulling you in tight and squeezing you against him. You can feel his laughter vibrating through his strong chest, and it calms your rapid heartbeat, makes you melt against the man you love most in the world.

“If you’re serious, we should talk about it more, but I mean, I’m down if you are. Baby giggles are the best.” Kiri whispers into your hair, smiling, thinking on a chunky little baby with black hair and red eyes and your smile and all those cute little rolls he knows he’s gonna have to powder down. He thinks it’s worth it to have one, especially if they’re gonna be a product of you two.

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is it midnight? yes. but i had to get this concept out there before it ate me alive. the swiftlis are rotting my brain fr!!!

Inspired by @johndoe-r headcanons, mosca with a kitty because yes

I had such a nice day today and a huge part of it was because I spent the day in the guest bedroom chilling watching tv (while my laser was running in my room) just the change of scenery was lovely!

they should invent a grief thats uncomplicated and purely cathartic to experience. has anyone thought of this before

Kissing pirates on the mouth fr. Thank you random person who still held onto a 2012 CS6 Master Collection Keygen for over a decade and kept seeding for it, coming through in my time of need.

The importance of holding onto ancient torrents and keeping em seeded cannot be overstated. This was the only still functional link I could find.

Today was bad and it was mostly my doing 🥲 hopefully tomorrow is better, my nephew's getting baptized!

bradycardia being an outcome of a restrictive eating disorder is so wild to me because the more I don't eat the more wildly variable my heartrate is, and it averages higher, not lower, whenever I notice it

damn wonder what tumblr user mattodore (matthias/theodore) is always posting about……..

good morning y’all regrettably it seems that i have woken up against my will ONCE AGAIN……..

anyways. feel free to be unhappy with the fact that liam has a new gf in the movie and definitely feel free to make criticisms about how the tw writers roped in a no name asian actress to be kira’s thinly veiled replacement since they refused to pay arden right and think all asians are #interchangeable despite profiting greatly off our cultures but just remember being racist towards an actress or character (who you havent even seen on screen yet) under the guise of being supposedly anti racist makes you a weird pathetic freak loser and it doesn’t count as helpful commentary. 💓

This is what happens when I wake up hella early and can't get back to sleep.

My intestines have been attempting to kill me this week :") But honestly, ugh.