ok ok we all adore c!quackity. we all adore fem!quackity. now hear me out, femdom!quackity. your honour I belive I am correct.

can you post something about ctntduo being t4t or cquackity cannibalism metaphors for me please

do you think the blood on his hands the night he ate his lovers heart reflects his burns scars from pulling c!slime out of the lava. do you think the scars are a constant reminder he will never be able to love because the universe has deemed him uncapable. he hates is but it’s also comforting because he doesn’t constantly have to claw on things to keep them for even a second. do you think he covers his hands with gloves so he never has to remember his failures (even though some failures might feel like strengths. he hurt you first after all. But does that mindset make you just like him? For even schlatt had his troubles. If anyone knows that it would be you.)

and here <33 nerd boyfriends

and a little heart platter doodle

Wilbur thinking Q was too good for him. Wil is fully broken while Q can still get out so that’s what he thinks of it in limbo while his feelings fester while he remembers all the moments they shared. So when he returns and sees that q is now just as fucked up as he is and Wilbur can’t believe his luck! They’re finally the same!

*me: supposed to be doing assessment due tomorrow and not even being a quarter done... also me: decides to drop Tntduo headcanon instead*

c!Quackity likes to give Ghostbur blue roses because c!Wilbur (Alivebur) would give Quackity roses all the time. Ghostbur isn't Wilbur though. Quackity would go through the trouble of making blue dye, dying the roses and giving them to Ghostbur. Quackity didn't really know why he just felt a 'need' to do something, something which takes so much effort, but he continued doing it anyway. Perhaps it was a sense of nostalgia. Something Quackity also didn't know was that the blue roses were what was used to create Blue. The Blue Ghostbur gives out to people to suck the sadness out of them, and it's made from Quackity's blue roses. You see, whenever Ghostbur would receive or even just hold the blue roses, he instantly gets this warm feeling inside. Ghostbur called it happiness. It was happiness, but with a bit more pizzazz...Ghostbur obviously didn't know the actual emotion he was feeling. Worse thing is that Ghostbur thought it was the colour blue that was making him feel such a way, not the person that was giving it to him. He then started thinking that the reason he would always feel so warm and bubbly inside whenever he's with Quackity was because Quackity's always wearing the colour blue. That is why Ghostbur thought he was in love with Friend. That is why during that one time, in Philza's house, when Ghostbur gave Friend a 'trim' (he was sheared), Ghostbur immediately asked for Phil to take Friend out for him to regrow his wool. Ghostbur felt closure, safeness with the colour blue. He convinced himself that it was the colour blue. Ghostbur thought that the moments with Quackity where he just has a need to be in contact with him, physically, and where he'd have an urge to gaze at Quackity's face, feeling that warmth grow. It was apparently all the blue on Quackity. What a dumb ghost...very cute dumb ghost.../aff

MORE CAT HYBRID WILBUR HEADCANNONS

When Wilbur was a kid he used to climb on the fridge and hiss at Phil whenever Phil tried to make him to something he didn’t want to do.

Wilbur has a tail giving him better balance then a human. He’s somehow managed to climb the needle several times. Quackity put one of those anti squirrel nets on the needle to stop him and Wilbur ate it.

The tip of Wilbur’s tail is white matching the white steak in his hair

Wilbur has in fact sat outside of Quackity’s window and yowled to get his attention.

Sam is scared of Wilbur because he’s a creeper hybrid and Wilbur is cat hybrid. Wilbur uses that to his advantage whenever he and Quackity are fighting. If Sam tries to step in Wilbur just meows. Sam mumbles an excuse and flees every time.

c!Wilbur used his beanie to hide his ears. Not because he was ashamed (even though hybrid discrimination is a thing) but because they where a dead giveaway to his emotions. His ears would flatten every time he was around someone he didn’t like which wasn’t very political useful.

Kitten Wilbur played with yarn all the time and there are many pictures of Wilbur as a toddler tangled up in a yarn ball.

Dream gave Wilbur a little smily face collar to wear when he brought him back to life as a “gift”

Wilbur used to use his claws to brush Quackity’s wings in Pogtopia. It was the only form that of physical contact Quackity could stand and something about the sharp claws relaxed him. Even felt a little familiar.

Wilbur and AntFrost hate each other.

Wilbur has curled into Technos cape, started purring loudly and fallen asleep more times then he will ever admit.

Fran the dog has chased Wilbur more then he will ever admit.

Wilbur loves warm milk and he and Eret used to stay up late and drink it together on the worst nights of the war.

Dumb head cannon number 1:

On the DSMP

Hear me out

TNTduo - relationship (romantic? Sexual-definitely)

First child dies

Then they have Tallulah

You can play the; “is it biological or adopted?!” Game

Wilbur actually has a large divot in his arm from when Quackity bit him in ho16

It's funny how in the tntduo elections cc!quackity won best content creator in tntblr and that predicted him announcing his favorite headcannon being about tntduo at twichcon

What if I turned cc!Quackity implying romantic c!tntduo was his favorite headcannons but cc!Wilbur shutting it down into angst

sometimes I like to think of pogtopia as an average suburban household but everyones incredibly fucked up. like techno, the blood god, going to grab potato chips at two in the morning only to stumble in on wilbur and Quackity (the guy who up until this point was the bane of wilburs existence according to many late night gossip sessions) PASSIONATELY making out on the kitchen counters, techno grabs his chips and they all pretend it was a dream

Some c!tommy headcannons I have

-He Likes going to flower fields late at night to stargaze

Tommy never learned how to tie his shoes •Wilbur would always quickly tie them for him during the L’manberg ara,

•He would take his laces out after Wilbur stopped helping him in pogtopia and use them as shoelaces

-Has a really hard time figuring out if people are in love or just friends (that one tntduo moment)

-His bag is full of little trinkets

•pressed flowers, feathers, a ribbon, emeralds, gold, Claires accessories bows (I will die on this) , a map with places he's been, some matches, a poker chip, a small bag of shiny rocks and sea shells

-He sings and talks to himself as he walks around the SMP

-Likes going over Kinokio Kingdom sometimes

-It's so cozy and peaceful there

-His favourite drink is tea (maybe rose tea?)—-Also likes boba

-Spends 90% of his time outside of warm days

-Making flower crowns, picking fruit, talking to his flowers

-On the cold ones, he's inside

-Watching movies (The last unicorn) drinking hot drinks, warped up in blankets

-he looks like the type of kid to do Peace signs in every single photo

-He's more of a listener than a talker (after Exile)

-Could listen to people talk for hours

-He has a little blanket that Dream got for him

-He sometimes falls asleep with it

-Stays at the end of his bed

-Wilbur gave Tommy a pocket knife once and he carries it ever since

-Poor boy is always cold

-If he's inside, he'll most likely have a blanket warped around him

-If he's outside, cardigans (He makes them himself) and sweaters

-Hides his face when he gets frightened (raccooninnit?)

Note: I have a whole 5 page document with headcannons for c!tommy, can you tell I love him? ❤️

Thinking about writing a one-shot about these two cooking together. (But i don't have motivation so here are some headcannons instead)

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I am a person that loves cooking with others, even if i'm quite bossy. I imagine it would be similar to those two.

Like, fuck those headcannons where one doesn't know how to cook. They're both amazing chefs, but really bossy. So every time they try to cook together it's a warfare.

Just imagine Big Q asking Wilbur to do something and he is like "um, no. I alredy stated that i am doing *this* figure it out yourself" so Quackity has the urge to swap salt for sugar or something similar to that;

Wilbur asks Quackity why he did that and gets a really vague answer, because Q is petty like that.

Wilbur likes cooking sweets more, and Quackity loves cooking meals that involves meat in any way, so they always settle to Big Q cooking dinner and Wil cooking desert.

I can go all day with this...

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Thank you whoever is that_one_emo_enby on Ao3, if it wasn't for you i would never digg so deep on this headcannon :D

*drops Tntduo headcanon and runs*

I’m actually obsessed with the idea of c!Wilbur always reassuring c!Quackity of his insecurities. Cause of c!Schlatt’s mistreatment towards Quackity, it resulted in him being insecure over his appearance more than anything else. During Pogtopia times, Wilbur would try his hardest to make sure Q doesn’t feel that way ever again. An example is when Wilbur found out about Q’s wings! Quackity was insecure about them because of how small and useless they were since he couldn’t fly with them. However, Wilbur adored Quackity’s wings! To show this, Wilbur would make accessories or clothing with some sort of resemblance towards Q’s wings. Like a hair clip with a close enough shape to Q’s wings. He would wear it often. He’d sleep with it. He’d wear it as if he couldn’t take it off.

Fanfic writer emoji ask game

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

🤡 A scene that made me laugh: [Fade in to a crowded after party. Soft jazz music is playing slightly muffled by conversation. PURPLED BEDWARS is walking though the crowd holding a microphone in one hand and an iPhone four in the other. Every so often he stops to interview a person. He finds WILBUR SOOT dipping shrimp into the chocolate fountain.]

WILBUR: Am I sad about losing the sexy man contest?No, no not really. [WILBUR looks off into the distance] Honestly? I’m just glad it wasn’t Dream. Did you see his dress? I’m a feminist and I hate to slut shame but oh my gods he is such a slut. [Wilbur nods wisely] Not like me. [ he sees ALEX QUACKITY across the room and visibly brightens seemingly forgetting Purpled is there] ohhh Quackityyyyyyy!

🧠a head cannon: c!Quackity dyes his wings golden to make them look pretty. Its a pain and hurts the feathers but it’s so worth it. He loves seeing them sparkle in the desert sun and under the casino lights. Quackity is famous for his wings, gets asked about them all the time in interviews, each time and very time he lies. They’re natural. He says proudly. A gift form the gods Nobody knows his most prized trait is fake expect for Foolish and two dead men.

Eheeheehehohoho

I have mentioned several times about hot and cold tntduo with touch starved wilbur but I had a thought

Quackity ( the warmer of the two ) sometimes will get areas on his body that feel too warm, usually around the sides and back of his neck and Wilbur will take any chance he gets to touch another person no matter the period of time, they’re warm to him and he didn’t have any physical touch in limbo

So every so often if quackity gets too warm he takes wilburs hand closes it into a fist and just places it on the side of his neck to cool himself down, he usually uses something metallic like keys or a coin but learnt that Wilbur is more consistently colder so it’s the better option. There’s also the added bonus of it automatically making Wilbur shut up due to the combination of “holy shit, people warmth!” As well as “holy shit he just fucking did that?!?!” Going on in his stupid little meow meow brain

Quackity turns off all of the lights in LasNevadas at night since Wilbur hates the dark and will actually leave him alone