Paul Matthews
Almost everyone in TGWDLM wants him (autism rizz)
Only wants Emma
Willing to “date” Melissa if he can be a cat boy
Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him
Ted Spankoffski
Wanted by almost nobody
Hits on pretty much everyone but Emma
Willing to be a dog boy if he can “date” Melissa
Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him
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Hello!
If your still taking requests would you be able to draw the crackship beetseen Tinky x Ted?
(it’s in a silly goofy way I swear)
Anyway yeah. Love your art and have a good day!
(PS: you draw a lot be make sure to look after yourself this-is hypocritical coming from me but it’s whatever’s)
romcom when
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Something something... Tinkoffski WW date
You think they get free admission since Tinky's brother owns the place?
Bonus;
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Just an angsty sneak peak via Ted’s thoughts on the color yellow
Ted has never understood why so many people seemed to hate the color yellow. Sure it wasn't his favorite color by any means, but the softer or more golden hues could be quite beautiful. He enjoyed seeing the yellow pops of dandelions in the grass, and hey, wasn't it supposed to be a fun color? He's a fun guy, so why the hell shouldn't he like yellow? He loved the way the sun bathed everything in a bright gilded light when he got off from work in the summer. Charlotte’s yellow polk-a-dot dress is one of his favorites, his favorite flower was daffodils, and he really liked golden retrievers and labs. (The yellowest of dogs, in his opinion.) He used to like the color yellow.
But that was before… hell, before everything.
Before a giant fucking goat plucked him from his crappy life and trapped him in its own personal hellscape. Before he became stuck in an endless cycle of time machines, lost love, homelessness, and insanity until he was thrust back to the start of this sick, twisted game. Because that’s this all was to Him, wasn’t it? A game.
Before he said enough, and stepped out of the cycle. Before he tried to find a way back home, but instead was met with endless, winding halls. Before he realized he’ll never get to take Charlotte to see that movie, or drive Pete to prom. Before he realized there truly is no way back to Hatchetfield.
And everything, from the goat to the maze was yellow, yellow, YELLOW! It was enough to make him sick.
He did get sick in fact; on more than one occasion. The neon walls and floor paired poorly with the dizzying labyrinth and wreaked havoc on his motion sickness.
At this point, if he never saw the color ever again, it would be too soon.
Ted’s racing steps slowed to a trot, and eventually, a stroll as his mind wandered. He thought back to this story they had to read in high school (or was it college? Maybe if he ever saw Peter again, he’d ask if they read it) where some chick was sent to the countryside to “recover” but she was condemned to a small bedroom covered in a strange, yellow wallpaper. The story freaked him out at the time, which is probably the only reason he remembers it now. The color and spiraling pattern on the walls made the woman go insane, and Ted had always thought it to be a little far fetched. Surely something so simple can’t break a person down so completely. But now, he’s never related more to a character.
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I don’t ship Tinkpffski but if you don’t think Ted Spankoffski would try and flirt his way out of eternal damnation with a goat-human-eldritch chaos god hybrid then you can’t call yourself a Ted Spankoffski fan. You can hardly call yourself a Starkid fan.
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