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lynxmisnomer · 4 months
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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA
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strawberri-draws · 1 year
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Sasharcy before + after
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d-llahanspade · 20 days
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mysicklove · 2 months
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“you are so quirky it’s so cute” you want my dick so bad just admit it
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cupidtxt · 6 months
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cassmouse · 4 months
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Scott, hugging Wallace from behind: Babe, I just heard the ice cream truck
Wallace: *sigh* ...I'll go get my purse
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dapperenby13 · 2 months
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Da- daz- dazai….
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bubblybloob · 3 months
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Long Quiet gives Shifting lover... The Look.
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LQ: You’re making fun of me, aren’t you?
SM: Maybe…
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pine-needle-shuffle · 7 months
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Cloud, buddy, you may as well be holding a sign that says "I Hate Shinra"
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pancake-kat · 9 months
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Don’t mind me just finishing what I started as the og nominator for the moon in the @mcytnpcshowdown
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darthsuki · 6 months
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Me: oh yeah, my post is doing numbers
The post: 3 notes
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ohheyitsjustbear · 7 months
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You're in their DMs, I AM their DM and they just rolled a really low initiative
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0lympian-c0uncil · 5 months
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*Apollo, Hermes, and Ares in a cell together*
Hermes,*covering his nose*: Ew! Smells like pee pee and poo poo in here.
Apollo: it's gotta be Ares.
Ares: HEY-
Hermes: No seriously, why is smell like Caca and Wee wizz in here?
Apollo and Ares: ....Huh....
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randomruff · 8 months
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A Marichat Oneshot
Just simple Au that has no name that i created. Mari has the mouse miraculous instead of the ladybug one. That belongs to Chloe, Oh and Blanc is a cat. (If someone already created an au like this let me know and i'll tag it)
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A certain superhero in black leather grinned at the adorable way bluebell eyes glared at him. Marinette's scowl deepened as she crossed her arms and huffed. "Put. it. down. Chat." The blonde only chuckled at her aggressive tone, his tail playfully swishing behind him as he circled around her. His emerald eyes gleamed mischievously at the girl, who groaned when she realized he would not be returning it anytime soon. If she was Multimouse right now, her tail would've been wagging nonstop in her annoyance.
not that wouldn't make her any less adorable
Marinette launched herself over to Chat to snatch the black and grey book from his paws. Unfortunately for her, he saw it coming and elegantly, —and silently — leaped away. His saccharine grin still plastered on his face.
The French-Chinese girl had been chasing him for about 5 minutes now. Ever since she spotted him cackling and waving the strange book around in a teasing manner, he didn't have time to peer inside the book. Which was a shame since he's been waiting an entire month to find this thing that his princess was withholding from him.
"Oh, come on Purrincess~ tell me why this book is so im-paw-tant that you had to hide it? It can't be your diary, I already read that. It's not your sketchbook either, also why are there green & pink paw prints on this thing?" Sakura pink blossomed on Marinette's cheeks as Chat kept talking. "NOTHING! IT'S NOTHING IMPORTANT WHATSOEVER!" she tried grabbing it again, but Chat lifted it higher in the air. He raised an eyebrow at the girl. What was in this book that was causing her to act so? "Kitty, I swear if you so much as glance in there I'll stop feeding you croissants and passion macaroons for a week!!!" she threatened and he almost considered it after all his love for Dupain-Cheng's sweets could rival Plagg's lust for cheese.
Maybe he should give in... but handing it back wouldn't be satisfying at all~ so how can he keep his sweet privileges AND find out what his princess is hiding?
His eyes slid to the harsh white and frosty blue-eyed kitten sitting on Marinettes's bed observing the two play tag around the room, he could ask him but doing that would remind him that, that thing stayed with his Souris everyday...
and he'd rather not be reminded of that
Chat narrowed his eyes, his pupils becoming slits as he watched the kitten jump off the bed and to his princess. His ears went flat on his head and his tail silently lashed out on the floor; he could hear Mullo snickering somewhere in the room but he didn't acknowledge it.
"Aw~ Mon petit minou veut aimer?" the cat rubbed its head against Marinette's chest, making her giggle. The book, and him, now forgotten as she petted the thing. Chat crossed his arms and glowered at the two, this is why he preferred—though reluctantly — his little mouse to hang out with that snake, or the fox, or even the dragon!
Those were the people he trusted (despite their rivalry for Mari's attention)
But this cat? He couldn't trust the bastard even if his nine lives depended on it.
maybe if he begged hard enough, Le Papillon might take this thing and take it far, far, far away from here
or he could just cataclysm it...
or throw it off the Eiffel tower...
so many options and hopefully only one life...
"Geez Chaton, you truly don't like Amour Blanc, do you?" Chat's eye twitched. Amour Blanc?... that's what she named it? Does she even realize how ironic that is? Probably not...
Chat closed his eyes and turned his head to the side, refusing to look and answer her. The last thing he needed was giving that thing satisfaction! his faux ear twitched at the sound of her walking towards him. Still though, he kept looking the other way.
He heard her stop before him and sigh. "I honestly don't understand what you have against Amour Blanc..." he felt her hand caress his cheek, and begrudgingly—it's not like he could ever deny her anything — opened his eyes and turned his head to her, his tail wrapping itself around her waist. He brought both of his clawed hands to cradle her cheeks, their foreheads touching.
Chat contemplated on whether or not he should tell her
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Nah
He had something much better in mind
A grin made its way back to Chat's face as he quietly whispered. "So~ MariChat and MultiNoir, huh? didn't know you loved me so much that you shipped us Mari~" the adorable squeak that escaped her and the deep crimson blush that bloomed on her face made Chat purr with pleasure.
and she had nowhere to escape~
"YOU LOOKED INSIDE?!?!" the raven blue-haired girl yelled, mortified. "Oh? so that is what's in there?" if it was possible for Chat's grin to get any wider and for Marinette's skin to get any paler, then Plagg likes to eat cheap cheese.
"wait... you didn't look inside?"
"Non, I only guessed, didn't think it be true though~"
"HOW!?"
"Princess... Pink, Grey, Black, and Green? with Pawprints? Tsk, tsk, tsk gotta do better than that Mari,"
"Ugh! You stupid, sly cat! Get over here!"
"Why~? do you wish to kiss me that badly? could've just asked, and I'd happily oblige~"
"Eh? Re-really? bah! NO YOU MANGY CAT!"
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cacti-on-venus · 1 year
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“You’re not so different, you and I” trope but it’s Quackity and Chayanne because Quackity is depicted as a duck hybrid and Chayanne wears a duck floatie
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