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Um I just found an iphone on the street and some guy is texting it telling me to go to an apartment nearby. Might die but he's kind of hot and I'm feeling wild so
#Has anyone heard from her? I'm a little worried! #UPDATE: my friend texted me to let me know she's fine :)
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it's actually insane how many fans jumin han has considering his dad is literally the chairman of a global conglomerate. do you realise how much money these people have that they could be putting to better use
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op doesn't realise the money is part of the appeal
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the money is why everyone at the top of C&R is also at the top of the 'to eat' list
#i can't even begin to form a response to prev tags #also inb4 you say something like 'j*min will be eating something else iykwim' #moving on!
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if 'lordofthecattower' joins your party block them they'll throw
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Wait that's my friend T-T I know he's not great but it's ok! We all start somewhere!!!
#me and our other friend have been trying to teach him! #i didn't even know he was playing without me lololol
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anyone else think that soloist that just debuted looks scarily like the president
#delete later
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It must be so hard for Zen's friends not to hit on him every time he sends them selfies T_T T_T
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Haha you flatter me but I'm mostly friends with guys!
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it's actually insane how many fans jumin han has considering his dad is literally the chairman of a global conglomerate. do you realise how much money these people have that they could be putting to better use
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op doesn't realise the money is part of the appeal
#he's also insanely hot but i digress !! #...and don't quote me on this but his dad could kinda get it too 👀
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we can't decide in the gc so
#league of loneliness of life #lolol
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has anyone heard of "mint eye" I just got handed a flyer for it but it's so vague and I can't find anything online lmao. are they trying to recruit me into a cult or something
#he also gave me some sort of drink(?) but if it's from a cult I don't really want to drink it #mutuals lmk if I should do a taste test
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Zen selfie from today (via an anonymous source).
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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Starting a GoFundMe to permanently keep Nico Rosberg on the Sky Sports F1 broadcast.
#he automatically makes it at least ten times better#so much more entertaining#and honestly much more insightful too#i know he has his own biases but they seem much less openly targeted than those of other pundits#nico rosberg#nr6#f1#formula 1#formula one#china gp 2024#chinese gp 2024
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POV You show up early to class (It is 4 AM. What are you doing here?)
#p.s. click to see it in higher quality#there are a lot of little details I put in here lol#I wanted to make a creepy Professor drawing#but I also really love the PH set!!! so I wanted to draw some of it as well :)#illustration#art#my art <3#my art#puppet history fanart#puppet history#the professor#puppet history professor#digital art#digital painting#digital illustration#watcher#watcher entertainment
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Reunion time! 😄💕
#I was SO happy to finally be back home that I immediately felt inspired to make a little something for the occasion 🥰#No more prolonged absence - only good vibes 😌✨#I have often entertained scenarios where Mario would be gone for a while#either going on a side mission or thoroughly exploring the realm to ensure its safety#each time returning a bit rough-looking and somewhat exhausted; but safe and content#Both Luigi and Peach would be there to greet him most enthusiastically upon his arrival 🤗#It would be a blissful moment of relief and delight for the three of them everytime#The joy of being together once more would never fail to fill them with endless warmth and delight#It's a scene I've pictured countless times before#The whole concept lives in my head rent free 🥺💗#And thanks to you guys and your AMAZING support I finally drew it! :D#I love them and I love YOU#Mario#Princess Peach#Mario x Peach#Mareach#Luigi#best bros#family#friendship#romance#group dynamic#Super Mario Bros#fanart
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polymer broadcast signal hijack
#pikmin#captain olimar#ft. louie captain shepherd and collin#as well as#moss (pikmin)#watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really#but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man#also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol#Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more#Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers#I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment#man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals#its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that#would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future#oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days#so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him#and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again#and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc#I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it
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How come I've never noticed this before?!
Look at this scene first:
-> Ice is looking at Mav's eyes first but then his eyes flicker down to Mav's mouth for a tiny moment.
Then look at this scene:
-> Roo is looking at Hangy's eyes first but then his eyes flicker down to Hangy's mouth for a tiny moment.
IT'S THE SAME!!! Like literally the same!
#they are so flirty#and it's right in the movies#val and miles you are geniuses making these movies so queer for our entertainment#top gun#top gun 1986#icemav#hangster#sereshaw#pete maverick mitchell#top gun maverick#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#hangman x rooster#iceman x maverick
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do people remember this game....
[patreon]
#putt putt#humongous entertainment#myart#redraw#every so often i go back and watch the gameplay on yt it makes my brain feel nice and fuzzy#putt putt saves the zoo
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another detail for bugliker shuro: in the chapter 60 cover, his succubus is falin with insect wings & legs! a little reminiscent of laios's tbh...
Oh my god you’re RIGHT…
Even at the most mosquito-like we see them be in canon they only have wings and hair-like antennas, not this full fit with collar and extra legs… The wings don’t look the same… Oh my god Toshiro’s ideal is a bug wife
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#i should make a tag for these quick posts…#Nature lover toshiro#You can argue the bug features were exaggerated for the monster showcase. Valid. But idkkkk guysssss….. 👀#Idkkk guys the wings look different….. Those aren’t mosquito-like 👀 if she’s his queen bee that’d be so cute- anyways getting ahead of myse#It’d be interesting to dive into the link Toshiro made between Falin and bugs prob stuff to dig into there… There’s that folk tale on it to#The fact that bug fu- EHEM lover Toshiro is has basis enough for this to even being an entertainable possibility is already so funny#I say bug wife but it being falin does really matter… If it’s just bc bugs are why he fell in love with her so it manifests that’s so…
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GOD • DUTY • BEAUTY • TRANSFORMATION • EXILE
CHANTS OF SENNAAR (2023) • dev. Rundisc
#gamingedit#dailygaming#gamingnetwork#gameplaydaily#videogamesdaily#dailyvideogames#gaminggifs#indiegamesource#chants of sennaar#focus entertainment#rundisc#puppet makes gifs#i played this game in a single sitting yesterday and it was SO lovely#please give it a look if you liked obra dinn it's so so wonderful
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i still can’t believe that watcher posted this on their instagram story … i am literally so sick 😭
ryan once said on twitter six years ago, “the ghoul boys have a bond that can't be broken. whether we like it or not. we took an oath.”
and yeah. i think he summed it up perfectly tbh.
#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#shane madej#shane and ryan#besties fr#survival mode#THEY MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL#“WE TOOK AN OATH” ?!?#“NEVER BROKEN” ?!?!?#RYAN PLS I NEED YOU TO STOPPPP#I’M CRYING
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List of “let’s talk about the mixed signals you’ve been sending my way” prompts
“We’ll always toe that fine line but never actually, like, cross it, will we?”
“What would you say if I… Kissed you right now?”
Those lingering hugs before you part ways that make you just… Wonder.
“I don’t think we’ll ever be more than this.” “…And you’re sure about that?”
Those soft gazes you can feel burning into the side of your head, and when you look back at them, they’d either hold their gaze or they’d quickly look away so you don’t catch them staring at you.
The hint of jealousy in their voice and the way they act when you talk about your love interests to them. But it should be alright, because you guys are friends, no?
“Are you this touchy with your other friends?” “…No.”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we, uh, actually got together? Not that it would ever happen, but just… You know.”
“How far is too far?” “I honestly don’t know at this point.”
“You’re not healthy for me, and you confuse the shit out of me, but I keep coming back for more anyway.”
#writing prompts#prompts#otp prompts#dialogue prompts#writing scenarios#based on personal experience and thoughts#my love life’s been a MESS and it’s entirely my fault but it also makes for good entertainment for my friends so lmfao
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[8/7] his day ♡
The capricious pharaoh drives away his servants, while a delinquent soldier, who's never served in the palace, is sent to him to the mercy. The mistake with a hand fan could really cost Cross his life, but Shattered finds it so amusing that he spares him :'D
Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii-gallery / galacii || Dream by jokublog
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
#zu art#comic#shattered dream#cross!sans#birthday#undertale#undertale au#utmv#oh that grace ♪ oh that body ♪ oh that face ♪ makes me wanna party <3#he's 7 today!! what a big boi (๑>◡<๑)#this design of him has been rotating in my head for a long time *^*#srly he's always so irresistible ///#he's made to wear the best clothes and high heels and shatter hearts into pieces ♡#I'm stopping with my essay—#thank you for him Galacii╰(*´︶`*)╯#*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*#egyptian au#this idea came unexpectedly and now I can't stop thinking about it :'D#pff I can imagine how after that Shattered constantly orders to send Cross to him for ''entertainment''#everyone makes fun of Cross because of the double meaning but many are really jealous that a simple soldier was awarded such an honor#but in fact Shattered listens to Cross' funny tales about army life and about himself ((and gradually learns to be kind again ;w;))#they spend more time together... and... and riots begin in the state; betrayals; choosing between homeland and love and much more >:D#be back soon! thank you guys for patience╰(*´︶`*)╯
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"There is love in me the likes of which you've never seen"
#this is a-yao. you could insult him...but watch out!#so i was rotating a nieyao frankenstein thing and happened to try out a different brush. that's where the quote is from btw.#gah i am KNAWING on these homos. shaking them side to side and burying them in the backyard.#forever obsessed with the themes of dehumanisation in nmj's arc.#eternally rotating jgy's theme of needing complete control over others before even ENTERTAINING the thought of showing tenderness.#artfromthefrogs#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#cql#mdzs fanart#nieyao#jin guangyao#jgy#nie mingjue#nmj#nieyao fanart#blood tw#crying and sobbing as i forego my Signature curly mingjue hair in to make the composition work#frankenieyao
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