"Wait, why is Loki naked?!?!"
This is The Mighty Thor issue 359, originally published September 1985. I should preface this by saying I have absolutely zero context for this comic. It is the oldest comic, Loki-related or otherwise, that I have ever read in its entirety, so aside from any context provided by the author, I have no idea what happens before or after. My knowledge going into it is this: the cover is vaguely reminiscent of a couple pieces of fan art I've seen (that I do not have sources or screenshots of at the moment, I'm sorry): one, a slightly more harmonious sibling AU with Thor and Loki seemingly willingly kneeling at Hela's feet, and another where Hela says "Kneel before your queen," and Thor kneels at Loki's (in fem form) feet. Additionally, I know Lorelei, and I don't like her. I don't dislike her as much as I dislike her sister, but neither of them are my favorite. Finally, I skimmed this last weekend when I started getting fixated on Sigyn just to see if she was in it. While I don't think I saw her, Loki DOES NOT WHERE A SHIRT for MOST of the issue, and I am greatly distressed (hence the title). This is why I'm actually reading it. Let's get into it. (EDIT: Loki does not actually get all the way naked, but oh boy does he try to get as much skin passed the 80s censors as possible!)
If the "In the service of Loki" doesn't get vaguely homoerotic, I'm gonna be mad.
My God, these old comics have a lot of words.
I guess even macho Asgardian gods were not immune to the fads of the 80s. Those leg warmers, damn, Heimdall.
No, get Amora out of here! She's just gonna make shit worse. Let's see where this goes. Maybe Loki just wants to, I don't know, invest in the arts and institute safety regulations as king. Just a thought.
Listen, I know nothing, so a Sif/Beta Ray Bill romance that ended as suddenly as I was aware it existed comes as out of left field for me as the forty-year-old Fig Newtons ad on the next page.
AMORA! You just wanted to kiss your sister's drugged up boyfriend!!!
I cannot with this fucking bird Lorelei rides. I'm dying.
Amora, you literally just said yourself that he was under an enchantment. What is this going to do?
Uh, RUDE.
Oh, hang on. Loki doesn't even know this is happening? Is that why he's naked shirtless when he finally shows up?
Ookay. He is naked. Because he's fucking Lorelei. Now it makes sense.
Yup. Also this reaction image is so funny, I'm dying!
I am uncomfortable.
I'M SHRIEKING! Why did they reference this weird, random, old comic about a convoluted triangle of seduction where Loki is naked the whole time in Ragnarok???!!! This is the most incredible thing I've seen all week. I'm going to be thinking about this forever. Does he pull this shit with Loki often? Is this a common thing? Is this a coincidence? I don't give a shit; I'm going to tell everybody I know as if I know for a fact that this is just some strange piece of trivia about Marvel and I don't care if it's accurate or not.
"This cloak EMPTY. YEET!" --Thor, probably, if this comic was published 35 years later than it was. (Also it is important to me that you understand: She was not wearing the cloak before he did this. It was hanging up. He comes over to her, takes the cloak off the wall as he goes, then wraps it around her while he does some magical feat of ventriloquy by talking while he full-on snogs her on the mouth. And then he yeets the motherfucker out of the cloak.)
Thor, Sif is also fucking someone else. This is a goddamn soap opera. I'm gonna need to make a diagram.
Thor gets on his knees a lot in this comic. Also the service of Loki byline was a fucking lie. He's not kneeling to Loki on the cover but Lorelei. He speaks to his brother for five minutes and it's while he's threatening to smash his face in with Mjolnir.
Please excuse my god-awful handwriting or the fact that I almost misspelled Lorelei's name twice or the fact that the apostrophe in fuckin' looks like an exclamation point.
11 notes
·
View notes
Interview Music Tag Game
Thank you so much for the tag @kay-elle-cee, this looks so fun!
RULES: Put your playlist on shuffle. For each of the 10 interview questions, select a lyric from the random song that comes up (skip if there aren’t any lyrics and make sure to drop the name of the song in your interview answer).
1. First off, how would you describe yourself in one sentence? Passive aggressive bullshit — Passive, A Perfect Circle
2. What kind of [insert zodiac sign] are you? Dancing in the deepest oceans / Twisting in the water / You're just like a dream. (♓) — Just Like Heaven, The Cure
3. You’re visiting your favourite spot, what are you thinking about? Hearts and flowers / A candy-coated fantasy— Hearts and Flowers, Lamb
4. If your life was a movie, what do you think the first review would say about it? I could have been somebody who / You wanted to have around to hold. — Boyhood, The Japanese House
5. Say you get a book deal, what are you titling your memoir? I still remember that girl. — She Used To Be Mine, Sara Bareilles
6. What would you say about your best friends? We laugh and we cry and we break and we make our mistakes — Wait For It, Usher (Hamilton Mixtape)
7. Think back to when you had everything all figured out in high school, what was your life motto as a teenager? Don't give yourself away. — Both Sides Now, Joni Mitchell
8. Describe your aesthetic now: I changed by not changing at all — Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town, Pearl Jam
9. What’s a lyric that they’ll quote in your eulogy? Honey, I'm put in awe of somethin' so flawed and free. — Movement, Hozier
10. And for our final question, say we believe in soulmates, what do you think their first impression of meeting you will be? Oh, I'm never gonna give this back. — Burning, Maggie Rogers
Tagging @funbunnypotter26 @basslineescapeact @sunshinemarauder @clare-with-no-i @unknowableroom @possessingtheproperspirit @cascader @alittlebitofeverything23 and or anyone who fancies it...
6 notes
·
View notes
Pinterest is great for some high hairless cat obsessing but this made me open tumblr just to ask
WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAANNN
is there a difference between Catholic and Protestant cat memes? do Muslims have different cat memes? what do Jewish cat memes look like-
Oooooooh my god
it's Catholic. as in cat holic like shopaholic or workaholic. but they didn't put an a in there. so instead of cataholic as in cat obsessed. it's Catholic as in the fucking Christian church likr like pope and all.
2 notes
·
View notes
Oh my god I got my first sponsored post! I do not live in the US so seeing this post:
Has confused me to no end. My first thought was: who of the people I follow would post this?! Like Karat Cake?!
And then I had to scroll back up to check why Karat Cake, realized: “Wait that looks not like a real watch. That’s not a real person?! Right?”, and then I looked at the hashtags. I thought I understood: “Okay someone got into Sims4 modding and just wanted to show something of. Sure, whatever.” But then I went back up and saw: Sponsored by Blaze!
Why would you sponsor that particular post?! Gosh I love this website and I am so happy that we can also finally see Blaze posts outside of the US!
All in all: Wild ride and it made me post my own post. I don’t think this is my first post, but it probably is one of my first. 😂
1 note
·
View note
women’s flat chests
STOP REBLOGGING THE GUILT TRIP VERSION. THIS POST OFFICIALLY HAS MORE NOTES. YOU GUYS ARE IN TIME OUT AGAIN SMH
74K notes
·
View notes