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As the fragrance of non-criminalized cannabis and distorted illegal midi knockoff ringtones from the local ice cream truck drift through my unnecessarily open windows this fine spring evening, here in the Best City on Earth (Philadelphia), I have been overcome by an uncharacteristic generosity that I for one blame on my unregulated hormonal cycle.
I am very pleased to announce that I have purged my extraneous Tumblr urls, and they are all now available to claim as your very own!
Context: I have been on and off this site since its beginning. So yeah, I obviously locked myself out of my first account like an idiot in like 2010, and I floated around a long while after. I guess i only dug back in enthusiastically around 2013/2014?
Anyway. Clearing out the stockpile. I had been planning to hold onto these for barter/ransom during the coming internet wars, but since I'm on like 4 psych meds now I see the error of my ways.
#my polls#random polls#polls#tumblr polls#tumblr tournament#tumblr url#tumblr milestone#url change#username ideas#pick your favorite#pick a card#pick one#pick a pile#tumblr users#new url#new user#please reblog#this shit is crazy#why am i like this#wait for it#share my wife#shared wives#ride share#pls help#please help
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How far does the prophecy from The Lightning Thief stretch across the Percy Jackson and The Olympians series? Spoilers Ahead!
"You shall go west and face the god who has turned."
1. In The Lightning Thief, Percy, alongside his friends Annabeth and Grover, travels from New York to Los Angeles to retrieve his mother, Sally, from the underworld and confront the god who stole Zeus's lightning bolt.
2. In The Lightning Thief, Percy, Annabeth, and Grover discover Ares is in alliance with a revolt to free Kronos. Percy fights Ares and successfully secures Zeus's lightning bolt.
"You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned."
1. In The Lightning Thief, Percy returns Zeus's lightning bolt. Conversely, Hades, who kidnapped Sally, returns her home.
2. In The Sea of Monsters, Polyphemus the Cyclops is stated to have stolen the Golden Fleece to improve the nature of his Island and lure Satyrs to their death. Conversely, Luke Castellan and his crew are stated to try and steal the Golden Fleece to quicken Kronos's resurrection.
3. In The Titan's Curse, Atlas holds Annabeth and Artemis hostage, and Percy, alongside his quest partners Grover, Thalia, Bianca, and Zoe, travels west and rescues them.
"You shall be betrayed by one who calls you friend."
1. In The Lightning Thief, Luke lures Percy into the woods, reveals he stole the lightning bolt and that he's working with Kronos to bring about the downfall of Olympus. In doing so, Luke, Percy's former friend, tries to hurt him and, inadvertently, sets Percy's story in motion.
2. In The Battle of the Labyrinth, Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Rachel discover that Luke allows Kronos to use his body as a vessel to bring about the downfall of Olympus.
"And you shall fail to save what matters most in the end."
1. In The Lightning Thief, Percy fails to retrieve his mother from the underworld. Thus, his initial motivation for going on the quest remains unfulfilled.
2. In The Lightning Thief, Percy cannot convince Luke that bringing about the rise of Kronos is not an efficient way to dismantle a neglectful system between the Gods and demigods. This conversation is the catalyst for the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.
3. In The Last Olympian, Percy hands Luke the knife. Luke stabs himself in his Achilles Spot, stopping Kronos from rising, and preserving Olympus. It took the death of a hero fallen from grace to dismantle a neglectful system. From the beginning, Luke was destined to be beyond saving.
#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo text post#pjo headcanon#pjo prophecies#the lightning thief prophecy#tlt prophecy stretches farther than we initially thought#farther than *i* initially thought#i only just now realized this after outlining a ten-part fanfic series#this shit is crazy
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it was wild u had to be there
#shitpost#spooky month#bob velseb#lila spooky month#hatzgang#skid#skid spooky month#radford spooky month#kevin spooky month#john spooky month#jack spooky month#rick spooky month#meme redraw#this shit is crazy#i had fun tho lmao
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sorriez for not posting I am now responsible for SEVEN PUPPIES
SEVEN
PUPPIES
#seven of them#this shit is crazy#puppies#dog#puppy#dont breed your dogs kids#theyre my neighbors im helping him out cus their mama is sick and i dont have a job#also if you live in kansas city and want a dog i have seven hmu. thats not a joke btw. i will give you this dog.#if the following genuinely applies to you 1. damn what are the chances 2. lets meet in person and talk first#i gotta find somewhere for SEVEN DOGS#AAAAA
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all this alan and jeff stuff is so cute until you remember that CHARLIE DIED MERE DAYS AGO
#“ik you lost your brother you know what you could lose next? your virginity”#this shit is crazy#pit babe the series#pit babe
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Y’all are scaring me with this Jack Champion shit. LEAVE THAT MAN ALONEEE ‼️ AND LEAVE THAT POOR GIRL ALONE TOO 😭 y’all are embarrassinggg like it genuinely doesn’t matter if they’re dating or if they’re just friends. I feel like it’s mostly little kids but you guys are insane he is NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND he doesn’t even know you exist. Please calm down! 😍
#barely even in this fandom but I needed to say something 😭#This shit is crazy#jack champion#ethan landry#spider socorro#dizzy talks!!#ethan landry x reader#jack champion x reader
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watching the chris and tara video yall im abt to throw up like everybody fine who do i look at
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THE OUTSIDERS REFERENCE IN DUCKTALES 2017 I REPEAT THE OUTSIDERS REFERENCE IN DUCKTALES 2017
SORRY ITS SO DARK IM SUPPOSED TI BE ASLEEP SO THE LIGHTS ARE TURNED OFF BUT HOLY CRAP
#the outsiders#ducktales 2017#holy shit dude#when your comfort show mentions your comfort movie#this shit is crazy#!!!#please watch ducktales 2017... its so good...
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California: *opens news*
California: *internalized screaming*
#I’ve been reading way too much about this#this shit is crazy#wttt#wttt fandom#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttt california#wttt headcanons#wttt fanfic#wttt texas#wttt florida#wttt new york#wttsh#wttsh california
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force teaching myself to draw my favorite character but not as a human
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I was today years old when I found out they made that ONE song nobody talks about....
#paramore#hayley williams#taylor york#zac farro#pmore#song#secret song#like wtf#they made it#and nobody knows#nobody told me#this shit is crazy#Parafamily#all we know is falling#riot!#brand new eyes#after laughter#this is why
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AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHY THE TITLE OF THE LATEST EPISODE IS FIVE
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marineford is my superbowl
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HEY Y'ALL, IM GOING ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS FOR FAMILY REASONS. I'M VERY SORRY, I MIGHT BE OFFLINE FOR MONTHS.
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This is my favorite One Piece fanfic I’ve ever read in my entire life and I NEED everyone to read it and gas up the author PLEASE.
This fucking work makes me go from crying to laughing so often it’s giving me fucking whiplash
#one piece#one piece fanfiction#asl brothers#portgas d ace#monkey d. luffy#one piece sabo#monkey d garp#bogard one piece#shakky#silvers rayleigh#roger pirates#masked deuce#spade pirates#this shit is crazy#its so fucking good#bro#bro please#read it
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As a woman, figuring out that you like women along with liking men is not a huge deal, personally. But, exploring the fact that you may like women only and NOT men is daunting, honestly.
#how dare you be heterosexual in my presence#heteronormativity#send help#this shit is crazy#women are superior#i love middle aged women#lqbtq
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