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rainysorarts · 1 year

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xie lian is babygirl, and listen, I totally understand hua cheng's devotion for him, okay? I get it, dude. I get it.

#soritarts #tgcf #xie lian #hualian #this man is asking for trouble #his hubby is only too happy to provide :)

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monkie-man · 6 months

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That’s cute, what do you guys like to do when y’all are together? ^^

Daaaaw not much really- it’s kinda rare to get down time together unless we’re surrounded by others, so when we do get that alone time we usually just wind down or Red will talk my ear off or I’m talking off her’s-

Just usually a sit down session where we can just take a minute and appreciate each other. It’s nothing exciting but they are definitely some of my favorite times with Red. Always love when I get to find out something new or just see how excited she gets while she explains her next invention. They are so cool 😭💕

#getting to see red all comfy and relaxed is such a nice sight too #it’s like looking at a sleeping cat my troubles just magically go away #I am going to marry this man :))#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk redson #spicynoodleshipping #lmk spicynoodles #ask blog #rp blog #mk answers

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stiffyck · 2 months

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Just remembered the time when a random dude tried to kiss me.

I sold him a ticket. He was being all flirty and I was not interested. I was doing my job, he was on our train without a ticket and he was a dickhead. I was very clear with the fact that I was not interested in him.

I sell him his low-cost ticket and send him on his way to the back of the train where people with a low-cost ticket are supposed to be.

Two stations later when he's getting off he comes up to me while I'm standing outside of the train, waiting and looking if anyone needs any help, and he walks up to me, doesn't say a thing and puts his finger under my chin and TRIES TO LEAN IN FOR A KISS.

I move away. obviously. Very visibly angry.

He tries to go for it AGAIN and this time I step away and he finally leaves.

If he tried it again I would have slapped him.

This is such a random thing but it still baffles me that this man I have never seen before, tried to KISS ME. TWICE. WHILE I WAS DOING MY JOB.

#idk what the point of this post is but it STILL MAKES ME SO ANGRY? BECAYSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #DID HE THINK I WOULD SWOON OVER HIM AND KISS HIM AND FUCK HIM ON THAT PLATFORM???#DID HE THINK ID GIVE HIM MY NUMBER????#WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE THOUGHT PROCESS THERE #LIKE DO MEN GENUINELY THINK WOMEN LIKE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY? THAT THEY WANT A RANDOM MAN TO JUST KISS THEM?#WITHOUT PERMISSION?????#he was so fucking lucky i didnt wanna get in trouble and i didnt slap him right in the face #stiff talk #cw assault #idk what to tag this #ask to tag

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aryxchse · 1 year

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confused bakugou is my favorite bakugou

hes a smart guy we know that, but sometimes he doze off too. he's a kid after all.

and actually, you like that side of his too.

because this is one of the rarest times where he is actually not yelling and talks like a normal person.

like one time aizawa explained that days training and he was thinking something else, so he couldnt get it that much.

after the class dismissed to make their own groups, you felt a sudden tap on your shoulder.

and let me tell you, a calm bakugou was the last thing you expected.

"bakugou? uh, what's up?" you asked gently as usual. you were always gentle and nice around him anyways.

"uh, i kinda dozed off while mr aizawa was talking so um, could you explain what were doing real quick?" he said with a calm voice.

with a calm voice.

you never realised how hot and relaxing his voice was so you frozed for a couple of seconds. "oi dumbass, did you not hear me?" he tapted your shoulder again.

and he was still calm while doing it.

you shake your head and smiled. "yeah yeah, i can explain."

and he was totally focused through the whole talking. focused AND calm. like- what.

"andd thats it." you finished explaining and he nod. "like i expected, easy." he said. he had a faint smile on his face.

then he was about to leave but he quickly turned around. "uh.. thanks."

you're eyes were wide open, so was your mouth.

"um, you're welcome?" you said with a shocked expression and it made him chuckle a little bit.

"see ya at the battle field idiot!"

#and he just fly away like iron man with you frozen #you never see this side of him and you kinda wish for him to doze off more often #and the fact that he asked YOU?? that means he tolerates you to ask questions and say that hes having a trouble understanding #like i said #favorite bakugo confused bakugo #bakugou headcanons #bakugou imagine #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugo headcanons #bnha bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo mha #katsuki fluff

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columboscreens · 9 months

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its Bumbo Bsunday yet again and im FINALLY getting to see the esteemed troubled waters yippee yay yahoo ⛴️ 😳

it's still august which means it's prime time to enjoy columbo being at his smallest and sweatiest and summeriest showing more and more skin as the episode progresses until he's completely naked

and by completely naked i mean in a conga line wearing a brown polyester hawaiian shirt

#columbo #ask #troubled waters #everyone's pushing autumn and it's not even september yet. apple scented this pumpkin spiced that #meanwhile nobody is extolling the joys of sunshine and the aromas of chlorine and sweaty hairy man #much to think about

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ask-spiderpool · 2 years

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#ask-spiderpool #main #spideypool #trouble in paradise #wade gets therapy #man is 90% shoulder pad.

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hiding-in-the-vault · 1 month

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Why Techno thinksthat is sus to see Dream still in prison garb and being dragged around in chains??? I mean with the Server's history is kinda weird that they didn't left Dream to rot and die in the prison alone.

To clarify, it's not like seeing him in a prison uniform is surprising, but Techno had not been informed of the torture by this point, which is evident in how Dream walks and interacts with people.

He didn't even know what the rest of the server chose to do about the surface imploding, and just so happens to stumble into their path underground. One of the first sights he sees is Dream very clearly being treated more like a useful item than a person, and Techno is not a fan of that.

Also the majority of the server was not in favor of Dream tagging along. Sam insisted. Plus, Bad and Ant weren't keen on abandoning him in the prison either, but for very different reasons.

#vault asks #cave au #its not just the clothes and chains either #tortured man who sat in a cell for months now has to walk miles and miles nearly every day #his cell turned into a constant treadmill with an audience that demands he revives them after they run into trouble #hes not doing well

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uchihaculture · 6 months

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what’s your top 5 yaoi?

I usually read manhwa I don’t read much manga or watch anime so my top 5 BL manhwas:

- define the relationship (my favorite atm)

- love or hate

- pizza delivery guy and the golden palace

- the dangerous convenience store

- shutline

I also LOVE:

- high clear

- honey trouble

- love shuttle

- our sunny days

- sasaki to miyano

* also ALL Suzumaru Minta works!!

#anon ask #bl manhwa #yaoi bl #bl recommendation #love or hate #define the relationship #dangerous convenience store #high clear #our sunny days #shutline #sasaki to miyano #pizza delivery man and the gold palace #honey trouble

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aka-indulgence · 24 days

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buckshot roulette fic when

Do not tempt me devious creature for I have a dozen WIPs and a bajillion unreleased ideas do not tempt me to make another

#fyi this is sarcasm sdkjg #just in case: anon im not mad just comedically troubled #ask #man I WISH #i do have thoughts though #inbox

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baconcolacan · 8 months

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R Tom acting like a chihuahua foaming at the mouth when he sees S Pat . And S Tom and S Tord just : we are teaching him how to be a good boi, so far it's not going well

Tom and Tord. RA's most okay-est parents.

#asks #anonymous #regimen ao3 #ew stay au #The conference table #If AK wasn't such an angel of a child with his parents #These two would have more trouble being parents #also babysitting a traumatised almost 30 year old man lmao #I missed these old goobers sfdlkmgdfkmgfd

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futilecombat · 11 months

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Anthology of worthless objects

#never ask a woman her age a man his salary or tumblr user futilecombat how long the texturing took #having trouble uploading this in its original quality so i hope this works. please click for full quality or ill cry #anyways this was originally bloodspray fanart but then i started thinking about other things so now theres more stuff than i intended.#goemon ishikawa xiii #lupin iii #lupin the third #xoxo #my art

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topazshadowwolf · 6 months

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I can't stop thinking about the idea that Dream's group were also in that au during gooptales at some point and Blue and Ink got that potion on them too. Like at some point the brothers have to meet up for something and they're both exhausted from sudden parenthood (because yeah Nightmare has twice as many to deal with but Dream has Blue with more energy and Ink with less impulse control, good luck to him). Also that Sci probably knows and just didn't think to mention that the same thing was happening to Dream too lol

Nightmare stood there with the grocery cart. Cross was sitting in the seat, Dust clinging to a tendril, and Killer and Horror were pulling themselves up on an open refrigerated case to pick out the yogurts they wanted before Nightmare could help them. He would be there to help them if it wasn't for the other staring right back at him.

Dream, his brother, looked at Nightmare with half-lidded, tired sockets. Sleeping in the cart was a child-sized Stretch. More surprising was a leash around Dream's wrist. Following the leash down, Nightmare saw Ink... a very young and small Ink.... He was wearing what looked to be just a teddy bear backpack, but it was clearly also a child leash. (Made sense as he doubted anyone could keep an eye on that ball of energy that was already asking Nightmare a list of questions while bouncing on his toes.)

"MR. DREAM! THEY ARE CLIMBING ON STUFF! THAT ONE IS GETTING IN THE CASE! ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT?" Asked a very small Blue who was tugging on Dream's hoodie. Yes... Hoddie. His brother was not dressed as nicely as he normally does. He was wearing cargo pants with pockets packed with toys, crayons, and other things to occupy his two charges.

...

"They are doing what?!" Nightmare blurted as the words Blue said settled into his mind. The tentacle Dust was holding wrapped around the child as he hurried over to get Killer out of the yogurt case.

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It turns out that Lyra and Core decided to plan a grocery trip for the two so they could see each other. The two walk up, feigning ignorance of this plot. The brothers don't talk then, but as Killer and Ink start playing, the brothers mutter in agreement to a "playdate" for the kids. It was then that they finally talked and swapped stories, trying to see who had it worse. And sorry, Killer, try as you might, a tiny Ink is a true menace to peace.

#gooptales #dadmare #dad dream #Nightmare is not the only tired old man #answering asks #This would be interesting to see #Give these dads a nap #They are sleeping while the boys are causing trouble in the back ground

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baskeigh-ball · 1 year

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Bestie i havent watched rise but with everything goong on do You know where can I watch it? Or like hace a link or smth? I love your Mutant Manhunt au btw

the movie and first season are on netflix, and both seasons are on other streaming sites like paramount plus, amazon, etc, and i think youtube has everything available to buy?

and if you don't have any of those, not sure how good an idea it is to recommend "free websites" but i have this fun lil guy to watch both seasons on my laptop (episodes are in reverse on the list for some reason). no clue if they have the movie tho, i just watched it on netflix

#i wont get in trouble recommending that site will i? nahhh #if i will pls let me know and i'll just pretend this never happened ('o-o)#idk man im not up to speed on tumblr laws sfhkg #rottmnt #asks open

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ask-zerotrio · 6 months

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Clavell and cyrano angstttttt. My mind has conjured some messy idea of Clavell's complicated personal relations with everyone. From unresolved pining/mourning/anger for the profs, to broken friendships with Cyrano.

#director clavell #zerotrioshipping #director cyrano #Haha the drama in that happens in my mind's eye is too complex for Pokemon #//ooc #i just think it's fun to make the compassionate old man face troubles #how much regret do you think clavell holds for the two profs #things like “i loved you and I failed you”#but also “Turo and Sada how could you do all this???????? why didn't you ask for my help” etc.#basically i love that clavell and arven have a lot of commonality re the profs #but since clavell knew them for work and such it's a lot of room to explore haha #and then in comes cyrano who left it all behind him #i doubt he's a villain #if nothing else maybe opportunistic businessman with different stances about education to clavell #anyway all this boils down to area zero research era lore being so intriguing and how using clavell's life to explore it is so much fun #anyway wow my essay in tags #i care them a lot #need to adopt them all as ocs

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ask-the-sexyman-squad · 22 days

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OMG THE BABIES THEY'RE SO CUTE CONGRATS YOU TWO T0T

Oh Mordy, it's time to say hello~ ;)

She's so...tiny.

Belladonna and Castiel were their names now. While holding Castiel he didn't feel as close. However, with Belladonna...there was a newfound warmth in him. He couldn't quite place it, but it was so sweet feeling...almost like when he held his little sister Rose at the time. Or better yet, Hannah...but those were past memories.

"How're you feeling my feline fellow?"

"...Morde?"

"Oh fuck he's crying---"

"Can I have my daughter, Morde?"

"Mordecai, my dear, come on---"

"Aww...softie~"

They might have to pry her out of his arms after this... <3

#Sardonic Sexymen - Mordecai DT Sam and Alastor #original post #art #image reply #text reply #alastor #double trouble #mordecai heller #samantha #The Darker The Weather The Better The Man - Mordecai Heller #Smile Like You Mean It!~ - Alastor The Radio Demon #I Live For The Applause~ - Double Trouble #Running Low On Serotonin~ - Samantha #implied radiotrouble #((give morde some time lmao #((he already loves belladonna :)#((tysm for the ask!!#((he likes castiel too dont get me wrong #((but morde has more of a special and found familial feeling for bee (belladonna)

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primussavethesemechs · 2 years

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Part 3 (final part) of Good Parent Splinter

Ngl I considered adding in the scene with Cassandra where he gives her advice and some bonus scenes from the movie where you can see how much the possibility of losing his sons devastated him, but the video was already horrendously long and I was tired so I quit 💀

#splints will ask if anyone is going to adopt that random potentially troubled child he found and then not wait for an answer #yes this goes for BOTH Casey’s #i just didn’t include the movie in this #Casey jr is going to be his fav grandchild #no this is not up for debate #i feel like the hamato clan is doomed to just exponentially grow bcuz they’re too family coded and everyone they meet ends up being adopted #this includes draxum #he’s morally dubious uncle/gossipy wine aunt rolled into one #and potentially big mama? if she can stop scamming/almost killing them she could join the emotionally divorced from Lou club with Barry #how does this rat man have so many exes?? unfathomable #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt splinter

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