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strangersatellites · 1 year

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very excited to announce this!!!!

envy, wrath, sloth, gluttony, greed, lust, ao3

this is part one of what will be the

Seven Deadly Sins Series (NSFW 18+)

pride (noun) - inordinate esteem for one’s own excellence. It is a habit or vice that disposes us to think more of ourselves than we ought.

The Hair.

King Steve.

Pretty Boy.

Steve is no stranger to objectification. He’s well acquainted with the way girls blush and giggle when he smiles their way in the halls. The way guys seem to puff out their chests when they speak to him.

In fact, his physical appearance has become so much a part of who he is at this point that he’s probably single-handedly keeping Farrah Fawcett spray on shelves across the nation.

But the thing about being naturally attractive, Steve learned the hard way, is that humility is what really gets under people’s skin.

Blushes go pinker when his response to a giggly “You look handsome today, Steve,” is looking at his shoes with a quiet, “What, this? Thank you.”

Other boys look less ready to throw a punch or an insult his way when they sprinkle their gametime trash-talk with “Pretty Boy” and “King Steve” if he just laughs and keeps playing.

Humility is what really does it.

For most people.

In the past few months he’s been dating Eddie Munson though, he’s realized there’s one exception.

It's not that Steve doesn’t think he’s attractive. It’s not that at all. He knows he’s good looking, spends an inordinate amount of time making sure he highlights it daily. Loves it about himself actually.

He doesn’t usually let people know that he knows, is the thing.

But Eddie loves when he’s vain.

Loves the way he primps in the mirror before they go out.

How he spins around to make sure his best assets are on display.

Steve’s honestly lost count of the number of times he’s been talking to himself in the bathroom, staring at his reflection saying “Damn, I look good in this outfit,” before arms are snaking around his waist and squeezing at his hips. A gravelly, “Fuck yeah you do,” in his ear.

That’s why, with a Herculean effort, Steve pulls himself away from Eddie’s lips where he’s in his lap on his couch.

They’re both breathing heavy, lips swollen, and eyes glassy. But Steve has an idea.

He rubs his thumbs over Eddie’s cheeks and breathes a laugh when he turns to nip at one of them. Can’t help but to lean in and kiss him again.

“Can we try something, baby?” He whispers into the barely there space between them.

Feels Eddie nod and hands grip at his thighs.

“Anything you want, Stevie.”

He trails a hand back to tangle in Eddie’s curls and shifts to bite at his ear and whisper, “Want you to fuck me in front of the mirror. Wanna watch.”

When Eddie pulls back from him it’s with a wicked smirk and eyes darker than Steve’s ever seen. He bucks Steve up and off and smacks him on the ass when he turns to leave.

“Yeah baby. Let's go watch how pretty you are.”

He knows his smile is blinding when he laughs back over his shoulder.

*****

Steve always thinks he’s hot, but he thinks he’s prettiest when he’s kneeling and sitting back on his boyfriend’s dick with tear streaks down his cheeks and drool down his chest.

He’s so spacey, and so stuffed full that he’d agree with almost anything Eddie said.

Currently it's a litany of, “Look at you baby, you’re so hot,” and “My sweet baby. Prettiest angel,” and “Look how pretty you are, huh,” with every punch of his hips and bite to the side of his neck.

Between Steve’s punched out breaths and whines he’s nodding. “Mhm. ‘M the prettiest. So pretty when I cry.”

His agreements have Eddie groaning and wrapping the hand not digging into his hip around the front of his neck and dragging him backward into a bruising kiss.

He’s smiling and Steve can feel him laugh when he whimpers against his mouth. “Tell me about it baby. Tell me what’s pretty.”

Gasps from deep in his chest when Eddie wraps his hand around his cock and tugs.

“Tell me.”

Steve whines once and squirms under the attention. Loves it.

“My eyes,” he gasps. Eddie hums from behind him and slows his hips to a deep grind. “My eyes look really green when I’m crying. I like them.”

A soft kiss dropped to his shoulder and two sets of eyes on him in the mirror.

“My hair. Like it when– when it's messy,” a hiccup and eyes squeezed shut when Eddie shifts inside him just right. “Like when it’s messy from your hands.”

He slides his own hands up his thighs and squeezes at the hand Eddie still has against his hip.

He meets his own gaze in the mirror and his face breaks into a smile as his chest heaves.

“Like my lips when they’re swollen. People can tell I just kissed you. Want ‘em to know.”

In a second Eddie’s got a palm flat against his back and has his shoulders shoved down into the carpet, his head twisted to see himself.

He knows he’s falling fast because he giggles when Eddie grips at his hips and pulls him back onto his dick. Giggles even more when Eddie looks up at him in the mirror and smirks when he pushes in deep.

“Pretty when I’m ass up for you,” he smiles and his eyes finally stray away from his own reflection to meet his boyfriends gaze, fucked out and cocky.

Eddie lands a sharp smack to his ass and squeezes. “Hell yeah you are baby. So pretty when you’re on my dick.”

One of his hands slides up Steve’s spine and presses down on the back of his neck and pulls a gasp from his lungs.

“But you know what baby?”

Steve hums with his eyes locked on the way his ass bounces with each meeting of Eddie’s hips.

The hand snakes back around to tug at his cock again and he knows it won’t take much more when Eddie grits out “Prettiest when you come for me.”

His legs shake and he lets out a high whine as he spurts into Eddie’s hand.

“That’s it angel. God you feel so good, Stevie,” is all Eddie can get out before Steve feels his hips stutter and his breath leave him in low groan.

Steve knows he’s attractive is the thing.

Knows he’s pretty and loves it.

People tell him all the time.

But one of his favorite things to hear is when he’s coming down from his orgasm high, his boyfriend lists the things he finds prettiest.

“Your smile.”

“Your laugh.”

“Your heart.”

“The way you love people.”

“The way you love me.”

“The prettiest is the way you love yourself.”

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sunisblinding · 7 months

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Suegiku but jouno is hellbent on keeping their relationship a secret. like as soon as some one implies anything its instant denial because he wants atleast one thing to himself, and tecchou just goes with it because hes fine with whatever as long as hes with jouno.

#this is probably ooc #but its been tormenting me #they are my favorites #suegiku #bsd tecchou #tecchou suehiro #suehiro tecchou #bsd jouno #jouno saigiku #saigiku jouno #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd

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yonyabe · 8 months

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STUPID IDIOT from... around 2021 i think????? i forgot. maybe its early 2022 actually. whatever its old. feel free to use

#silverash #this is probably ooc #arknights #i want to put him in a salad spinner

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nyk-is-always-lurking · 8 months

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Rc9gn au where after the finale Randy realizes that the ninja is no longer needed so after some time thinking it over he decides he will give up the mantle as the ninja and mind wipe himself with the ultimate lesson.

Except there's one teeny tiny problem. The door to the ultimate lesson keeps evading him, and every time he gets there the nomicon gets one of the doodles to pluck him out of reach. So apparently the Nomicon doesn't want Randy to stop being the ninja. So he doesn't wipe his memories and just continues life as normal, keeping the mask and nomicon with him at all times just in case but never putting the mask on.

This basically continues until adulthood, but before he graduated he had the brilliant idea of still going into the nomicon, either to train or just to tell it about his day. He does this like every other day until he dies of old age right.

And then far into the future, long after his death, someone has to take up the mantle of the ninja of norrisville again. And when they go into the Nomicon there's the usual nomicon advice and training but sometimes there's also someone else. They show up in various stages of their life, as a teen, adult, old man etc. And that person will give some advice that the nomicon can't really help with. Like non ninja related things.

And now there are two beings in the nomicon. One is the embodiment of all the experiences of the past ninjas, and one is the first and only ninja to never forget who he was

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #this is so self indulgent #i do what i want #I just don't want randy to forgor :(#he's too silly for that #I just needed to get this idea off my chest and onto the internet #this is probably ooc #but idc #im so normal about him #i swear #nyk wrote text

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bravo4iscool · 2 months

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I AM IN URGET NEED OF HELP!!!

okay, so i am writing the following thing and i need help to make it sound more ✨bridgerton✨, if you know what i mean. anyone here who can help me😭?

english isn’t my first language, so… any help would be appreciated👍🏻

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„You, Colin Bridgerton, will not be going near that woman!“ Anthony almost spat into the face of his younger brother, waving his finger at him. „Not only have you defiled her but her honor with your foolish words!“

„Brother-“ Colin tries but Anthony doesn’t let him have the word.

„No! You will do as I say, otherwise you can feel free to leave again.“ Anthony's arm points towards the door of his study but his gaze is firmly planted on Colin.

Colin‘s jaw tenses while he fumbles with his hands. „You can not expect me to follow your instructions,“ he tells his older brother, withstanding the viscount's gaze.

„And why is that so?“

Colin takes a deep breath before he takes a step towards Anthony but when he wants to say something nothing comes out of his mouth and he closes it again.

“I should have known,“ Anthony groans, massaging the bridge of his nose. „It may not be my responsibility to secure her honor but we both know that she has no male relative to do so, nor does her mother.“ Anthony smoothes his suit jacket down, looking at Colin again. „That is why I made her my responsibility Colin. So, either you keep yourself at bay or I need to resort to other means.“

#writing #ao3 #fanfiction #archive of our own #story writing #bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #anthony bridgerton #colin x penelope #i need help #how to sound british?#anthony is being protective #this is probably ooc #and not canon but idgaf #penelope x colin #penelope featherington x colin bridgerton

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endlessthedestiny · 11 months

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good omens au where everything is exactly the same the only change is that Crowley simply dislikes reading

like

aziraphale: Crowley please read this book im begging for you to read it since 1834.

crowley: when they make a movie or a play I will watch

aziraphale: CROWLEYYYY

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aziraphale: I can read for you!

crowley: fine

~later~

aziraphale: Crowley are you paying attention?

crowley: I just said I am

aziraphale: then please focus and stop looking at your.. cellphone

crowley: SUBWAY SURFERS MAKES ME FOCUS.

aziraphale: oh heavens

or even worse, he reads, but only if there is illustrations

aziraphale: this book is very important to history, it revolutionized the way fiction is made and perceived by the grand masses.

crowley: illustrations?

aziraphale: crowley.

crowley: it. has. pictures. or. not. ?

aziraphale: *sigh* no.

crowley: not reading it

aziraphale: CROWLEY.

#he probably read something at some point #maybe because azira asked‚ or perhaps because of boredom but #but reading as a hobby? never.#i watched good omens so long ago #this is probably ooc #but whatever #good omens #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #(does this count as ship post???? whatever..)#that two

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novevidas · 4 months

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about qbagi and qcell, i think that besides being the "idealization and reality", they are a case of "i know you love me, but do you like me?" let me explain!!! we know that bagi loves him (or used to lol idk what is happening nowadays), he's her brother!!! her little brother. of course she'll love him. but she likes him too!! the young version of him, the one that she knew and was her other half, that was inseparable, the innocent one. not that ugly, psichotic, sinful version of him, this murderer, cannibalistic, traumatized version. but still. she loves him, cause why not? he's still her brother, her young brother who she looked for Years. she didn't looked for so long just for this love to dissappear, just because he changed, and he can come back!!! he can be That little brother again, they can be the gêmeos do mistério again!! he just needs to remember. or that's what she thought. it doesn't work. but she still loves him. she Should love him. he's her family. she doesn't think she likes this version of him, but it doesn't matter, she just need to love him, she can't throw away the time she wasted looking for him, the hope she still has. besides, he can change. he will change. he needs to. cause she needs to love him. she needs this love to be reciprocate the way she wants to. she can't accept that he became something she doesn't like. he's crazy!!! he's not being himself!!! he needs to comeback to the old version, the original, the one who died when he discovered secret information of the federation. the one that will never come back. she needs back someone who is gone forever. she denies that he became something she doesn't like, because how could That be him? she would never love someone like that. but she does. and that's why she need him to be what he was.

#this is probably ooc #it if is pls dont be mean #im scared #qcellbit #qbagi #gêmeos do mistério #qsmp #dont know how to use tumblr too sooo :P #let me know if it this doesnt make sense #im tired of suffering for cellbit's and bagi's characters pls save me its been years #i dont think they can be siblings again #but i have delulu thoughts #pls dont take this so serious :c

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angel-eyes · 10 months

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Obsessed with the idea of Joe putting his poncho on his S/O when they’re cold.

#this is probably ooc #but idgaf #a fistful of dollars #the man with no name #Joe #Joe my beloved

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spinnertop · 10 months

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I feel like Wally and Barry superspeed stress clean/organizing when they don't want to deal with anyone or are avoiding a situation. Kinda like how speedsters go into Flash Time or whatever it's called when they're panicking or trying to hide their feelings from their friends.

I see it being similar to the Young Justice comics (at least I think it was YJ, but correct me if I'm wrong) where Bart went into Flash Time ignored the other members of the Core Four when they came to see him, and was just... reading all the books in the library. Like my dude was so fast, they couldn't see him. You can get a better understanding of it from this post by @givemewallywestorgivemedeath where they have specific comic panels showing just how bad speedsters are at healthy coping.

Like imagine for a second that they do this. Barry Allen, at least my understanding of him which is partially based off a lot of headcanons (and projection but shush), is fairly organized. I think back to one of the animated comics (which might not be canon, I'm not sure but I liked the story) from a couple years ago, where he'd just come back to his job as a forensic scientist and was shoved into the archives for a while to organize everything. He seemed happy doing it, even using a little superspeed to hurry along the process. And I feel like a forensic scientist has to be somewhat organized and clean if they want to keep all the facts of a crime straight. I know it's a fandom (I think) interpretation that Barry takes cases when he's stressed to keep his mind off things, but imgaine him, when he's alone in the house and can't rant to Iris for whatever reason, he just goes full malewife mode and obsessively does a deep clean of the house, going as far as to reorganize the plates and glasses in the cupboards and taking meticulous care that it looks comepletly imacculate. Once he's done, he's probably hungry so he cooks himself a meal. He then has to put everything back in exactly the same way. Then he looks at the time, and knows Iris should be home soon, and speedruns setting up a romantic little date for the two of them.

And then Wally. There is no doubt in my mind that the man compartmentalizes everything. In the comics I don't think he's all that neurotic, but I still feel like everything has a place in his mind, however odd it might be. Especially when he was younger with the fab five. There was home, where he had to be quiet and obedient or else fear for his safety at the hands of his father, and his "job," if you can call it that, where he's a quippy extroverted kid. When he grows up, I think it starts applying more to time periods in his life than aspects of his present life. Most of it would be due to the overlap between his personal and superhero life, so it would be near impossible to seperate the two at this point. I mean, the guy works for his Justice League coworker when their both civilians, and one of his best friends, who used to be a super villian, works in the same building. Instead of a here and there situation, it would be a before and after. Before and after he got his powers, before and after he met Linda, before and after escaping the speedforce, and so on.

This might just be me projecting, but sometimes organizing or cleaning in one area of my life, can help make sure I can seperate everything evenly (for lack of a better word), and I can definetly see Wally doing the same, happening mostly before he got trapped in the speedforce when it was there vs here, but occasionally now when he gets overwhelmed. Sometimes when he stayed with the titans, they'd walk into the kitchen to see it comepletely reorganized. Sometimes Barry or Iris would visit him and see his room looking like it was a memorial rather than a 14-year-old's room that was actively lived in. As an adult he reorganizes and painstakingly cleans everything. Kids left their toys out? What are you talking about, they're neatly put in the bins like they should be. Stains on some the the clothes? Might as well do all the laundry. Oh, and don't forget to perfectly fold, match, and put them all away. Finished some leftovers and needs to clean the tupperware? No problem, while he's at it, he'll match the lids by size and reorganize the plates and bowls to save more room. Sometimes he completely changes the wat something is normally put away and leaves detailed notes to everyone who might, who just maybe, might have the slimmest possibility of being affected, telling them where he put everything.

Are they legible? Perhaps, on a good day. Probably not. It entirely depends on how he decided to write said notes. Did he decide to bullet point everything, skipping lines for each new point for visibility, or did he decide to write it like a fanfiction author who has never heard of an enter key? Does he use proper punctuation and grammar, or does he write like a seven year old during English? Is the handwriting even readable or is it just chickenscratch that only a pharmascist can read? Who knows? Wally West does what the vibes demand, and right now the vibes demand dyslexics to suffer! Or that a speedster halfway across the world responding to his stress and just perked up like a cat who has been awoken from a nap? Who knows? Not him! It's probably fine.

It was, in fact, not fine, as Linda broke into her own house instead of using her keys and speed talked at Wally to make sure her husband was okay. She then smacks him upside the head for making her worry so much.

#dc comics #the flash #barry allen #wally west #is most of this projection and headcanon?#absolutely #do I care? kinda #character analysis #-ish #this is probably ooc #but i think its a fun idea #headcanon

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i-like-anything-water · 11 months

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ShinoMitsu would be the idiots that'd pin for each other and still be oblivious to the other's affections because they think the other is too good for them while simultaneously wishing for a chance because they want (need) to show them they are for them.

#shinomitsu hours #shinomitsu #shinobu kocho #mitsuri kanroji #i love them if it isn't obvious yet #this is probably ooc #but hear me out #they both harbor insecurities that coincidentally *coughs* complement each other like yin/yang #in this essay i will-

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mystic-insightss · 2 years

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if ur having a bad day imagine nonbinary hawk trying to explain to his sensei lawrence what that means and he goes for the “i am above the concept of gender” approach and sensei lawrence pauses and then says “that’s badass” while demetri and his sensei larusso just shake their heads in the background because like they’ve known this for weeks come on johnny

#eli moskowitz #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #this is probably ooc #but i don’t care i think it’s funny #and it made me happy again

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tf-you · 1 year

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Made a cringe fail character playlist for Spy:

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #character playlist #this is probably ooc #it's just songs my brain associates with him #also this is like canon spy mixed with dennis in the sandvich saga and also my headcanons #so like #do with that what you will

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beardedhandstoadshark · 6 months

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Imagine the most serious character you know. Now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by

Every single living or undead being in a 20m radius would be absolutely and utterly dead before they could even process the thought of the great king Ganondorf being scared of a toaster, let alone that he could feel that emotion at all. I’d claim the center of the destruction is marked by a very broken and corroded toaster, but it had probably been reduced a mere memory the moment it decided to cause its horrible offense.

#another anon ask #this is probably ooc

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zzoupz · 1 year

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