#or get blocked im so serious
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very excited to announce this!!!!
envy, wrath, sloth, gluttony, greed, lust, ao3
this is part one of what will be the
Seven Deadly Sins Series (NSFW 18+)
pride (noun) - inordinate esteem for one’s own excellence. It is a habit or vice that disposes us to think more of ourselves than we ought.
The Hair.
King Steve.
Pretty Boy.
Steve is no stranger to objectification. He’s well acquainted with the way girls blush and giggle when he smiles their way in the halls. The way guys seem to puff out their chests when they speak to him.
In fact, his physical appearance has become so much a part of who he is at this point that he’s probably single-handedly keeping Farrah Fawcett spray on shelves across the nation.
But the thing about being naturally attractive, Steve learned the hard way, is that humility is what really gets under people’s skin.
Blushes go pinker when his response to a giggly “You look handsome today, Steve,” is looking at his shoes with a quiet, “What, this? Thank you.”
Other boys look less ready to throw a punch or an insult his way when they sprinkle their gametime trash-talk with “Pretty Boy” and “King Steve” if he just laughs and keeps playing.
Humility is what really does it.
For most people.
In the past few months he’s been dating Eddie Munson though, he’s realized there’s one exception.
It's not that Steve doesn’t think he’s attractive. It’s not that at all. He knows he’s good looking, spends an inordinate amount of time making sure he highlights it daily. Loves it about himself actually.
He doesn’t usually let people know that he knows, is the thing.
But Eddie loves when he’s vain.
Loves the way he primps in the mirror before they go out.
How he spins around to make sure his best assets are on display.
Steve’s honestly lost count of the number of times he’s been talking to himself in the bathroom, staring at his reflection saying “Damn, I look good in this outfit,” before arms are snaking around his waist and squeezing at his hips. A gravelly, “Fuck yeah you do,” in his ear.
That’s why, with a Herculean effort, Steve pulls himself away from Eddie’s lips where he’s in his lap on his couch.
They’re both breathing heavy, lips swollen, and eyes glassy. But Steve has an idea.
He rubs his thumbs over Eddie’s cheeks and breathes a laugh when he turns to nip at one of them. Can’t help but to lean in and kiss him again.
“Can we try something, baby?” He whispers into the barely there space between them.
Feels Eddie nod and hands grip at his thighs.
“Anything you want, Stevie.”
He trails a hand back to tangle in Eddie’s curls and shifts to bite at his ear and whisper, “Want you to fuck me in front of the mirror. Wanna watch.”
When Eddie pulls back from him it’s with a wicked smirk and eyes darker than Steve’s ever seen. He bucks Steve up and off and smacks him on the ass when he turns to leave.
“Yeah baby. Let's go watch how pretty you are.”
He knows his smile is blinding when he laughs back over his shoulder.
*****
Steve always thinks he’s hot, but he thinks he’s prettiest when he’s kneeling and sitting back on his boyfriend’s dick with tear streaks down his cheeks and drool down his chest.
He’s so spacey, and so stuffed full that he’d agree with almost anything Eddie said.
Currently it's a litany of, “Look at you baby, you’re so hot,” and “My sweet baby. Prettiest angel,” and “Look how pretty you are, huh,” with every punch of his hips and bite to the side of his neck.
Between Steve’s punched out breaths and whines he’s nodding. “Mhm. ‘M the prettiest. So pretty when I cry.”
His agreements have Eddie groaning and wrapping the hand not digging into his hip around the front of his neck and dragging him backward into a bruising kiss.
He’s smiling and Steve can feel him laugh when he whimpers against his mouth. “Tell me about it baby. Tell me what’s pretty.”
Gasps from deep in his chest when Eddie wraps his hand around his cock and tugs.
“Tell me.”
Steve whines once and squirms under the attention. Loves it.
“My eyes,” he gasps. Eddie hums from behind him and slows his hips to a deep grind. “My eyes look really green when I’m crying. I like them.”
A soft kiss dropped to his shoulder and two sets of eyes on him in the mirror.
“My hair. Like it when– when it's messy,” a hiccup and eyes squeezed shut when Eddie shifts inside him just right. “Like when it’s messy from your hands.”
He slides his own hands up his thighs and squeezes at the hand Eddie still has against his hip.
He meets his own gaze in the mirror and his face breaks into a smile as his chest heaves.
“Like my lips when they’re swollen. People can tell I just kissed you. Want ‘em to know.”
In a second Eddie’s got a palm flat against his back and has his shoulders shoved down into the carpet, his head twisted to see himself.
He knows he’s falling fast because he giggles when Eddie grips at his hips and pulls him back onto his dick. Giggles even more when Eddie looks up at him in the mirror and smirks when he pushes in deep.
“Pretty when I’m ass up for you,” he smiles and his eyes finally stray away from his own reflection to meet his boyfriends gaze, fucked out and cocky.
Eddie lands a sharp smack to his ass and squeezes. “Hell yeah you are baby. So pretty when you’re on my dick.”
One of his hands slides up Steve’s spine and presses down on the back of his neck and pulls a gasp from his lungs.
“But you know what baby?”
Steve hums with his eyes locked on the way his ass bounces with each meeting of Eddie’s hips.
The hand snakes back around to tug at his cock again and he knows it won’t take much more when Eddie grits out “Prettiest when you come for me.”
His legs shake and he lets out a high whine as he spurts into Eddie’s hand.
“That’s it angel. God you feel so good, Stevie,” is all Eddie can get out before Steve feels his hips stutter and his breath leave him in low groan.
Steve knows he’s attractive is the thing.
Knows he’s pretty and loves it.
People tell him all the time.
But one of his favorite things to hear is when he’s coming down from his orgasm high, his boyfriend lists the things he finds prettiest.
“Your smile.”
“Your laugh.”
“Your heart.”
“The way you love people.”
“The way you love me.”
“The prettiest is the way you love yourself.”
#steddie#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie smut#seven deadly sins series#pride#these are all going to be smut#and filthy smut at that#therefore#minors DNI#or get blocked im so serious#joey don't yell at me this was my writing reward for making progress on my big bang#stay tuned for the other six#can you tell I have catholic guilt be honest#y'all won't believe what I was watching while I wrote this#okay fine I'll tell you#it was shark tales#this is probably ooc#good thing idgaf#gin writes
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its come to my attention that i have way too many things im trying to work on at once and i get so completely distracted and side tracked constantly from everything so im never consistent with what i post and its bananas
and on top of all of it im insanely preoccupied with getting all my owed work stuff done right now so progress on everything else isss so slow and im so sorry guys BUT
once i can get all my work stuff taken care of i'll be able to make more cringe nae nae trolls content with a guilt free conscience so bare with me fellas
im especially excited to finally share the really stupid Rockopalypse AU cause ive literally been sitting on it for months but couldnt post it cause there's like one more thing I need to finish for it augg soon soon anyway i felt like i just needed to apologize for the slowness on the content rn and for the next little bit </3 tysm for all the support as always guys this is the most fun ive had with a fandom in a long time
#full time freelancing does not give me a lot of time to draw trolls and it sUCKS#razzy will be real in 2 weeks#maybe less#im so serious the never before seen ship is gonna change your lives#im gonna get blocked when i reveal it#trolls#trolls band together#trolls world tour#my art
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You are literally one of the only reasons I'm still partially in the WH fandom /pos
🫡 just doin' my duty sir
#no but fr dont feel pressure to like... Stay#when the interest fades the interest fades! there's no shame in that <3#rambles from the bog#honestly im not sure if i consider myself... In it really?#what constitutes being In A Fandom!#like... im a fan. i create. but i try not to be... Involved? if that makes sense?#i like to stay in my carefully curated corner and ignore the 'fandom' at large#its none of my business!#i just want to do my own thing and Enjoy this wonderful project!#what everyone else does is! again! none of my business <3#dont wanna get involved dont wanna be Perceived#sometimes i look at my follower count and feel the urge to fire rent lowering gunshots#and its like... honestly i feel relief that my aus arent like??? Big?#i like that theyre casual! closed-circle!#just fun little side things that arent serious or widespread#i will continue to stay in my corner and simply have a good time#i love not being aware of drama <3 being online is so peaceful <3 block button & filters my beloveds <3
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Unrelated to the art: I added a song on YT to a playlist I have for OSTs and I've listened to it like two times in full and as i was waiting on it to load to listen to while I colored I saw it had...... 5 views. Total. FIVE VIEWS. And this is the third time I've had it open. WELP. Thank you to the one person who recently uploaded a game from the Wii's OST.
Related to the art: I still love Sharena.
#fe heroes#sharena#she deserves art always but esp when i just need a ray of sunshine#im getting really mad about petty things when i post art here and share on discord#so i just..... hope i can go a week in the future drawing people i like without getting tags that bother me#like i know its nothing serious and no one is actively trying to be mean but i have a peeve and people keep activating it#and the last time i even mentioned it i got a call out post basically so im trying to keep it to myself#and not make a big deal about it bc it really isnt a big deal#but its incredibly demotivating and getting to the point ive thought that blocking people would be nice#and literally no one has done the thing to be mean ! so i feel bad blocking anyone so i havent blocked anyone#anyway have sharena while i slink off tumblr to agonize
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really? you wanna start another smau when you can't even manage to complete the last one properly. like i get it, updating everyday can drain you out, but people always told you to take enough breaks and it was okay if you didn't update daily. but you ignore them, put out daily chapters to keep up that image of yours as "one of the few authors of enhablr who never fail to give updates" or whatever, and then burn yourself out, causing you to rip away that perfect ending from us that we were waiting for. like, did we ask for daily updates? no, but we wanted the satisfaction of watching hoonflake come back together. you gave us something we didn't even ask for and took away something we were so eagerly waiting to see. like seriously? get your priorities straight first before you write another smau
all those words yet nothing was said ?? just unfollow me ??
#BOOOOH TOMATOES TOMATOES IM THROWING TOMATOES#BOOOOH LOSER 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼#pls get over the ending of ch or just block me or write an slternative ending but PLEASE get off my dick istg#that was all funsies but yall so fucking serious go fuck yourself istg#i'll do whatever the fuck i want you can go and be mad about it
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i need to know your thoughts on the sunshine court coming out this month. i am personally unhealthily obsessed w denim jean moreau and i’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure to finally get real jeremy knox/jean moreau content (it’ll also get rid of those weirdos that ship jean w renee like sir that is a lesbian)
i am being so so so brave about new content i am not scared fear is the mind killer
#I NEED EVERYONE TO LOOK AT ME AND LISTEN. LISTEN. I DONT CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO GET A HOLD OF THIS BOOK#I DONT CARE HOW LONG I TAKE TO READ IT. I DONT CARE IF I CANT EVEN READ IT IMMEDIATELY#YOU /WILL NOT/ SEND ME SPOILERS. NOT EVEN IMPLIED. YOU CAN SAY ‘OH I READ IT AND LIKED IT’ OR GIVE YOUR OPINION#BUT IF YOU SEND ME SPOILERS EVEN WITH GOOD INTENTIONS I WILL BLOCK YOUR ASS#IM BEING SO SERIOUS#THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL#okay? okay. deep breaths#also anon i don’t HATE jean/renee I don’t think anyone’s weird for shipping them#seeing as they’re almost certainly gonna be made canon but i do agree renee could fix allison and jerejean is everything to me#PLEASE NORA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#ask#aftg#the sunshine court
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let me tell you something im gonna get so unpleasant on thursday either way
#like if nothing happens im gonna be screaming pissing and shitting and cursing their bloodline etc....#but if something does happen..??#if we get Something Good? oh. insufferable.#like you will have to block and report me im so serious im about to embarrass myself on here
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im so offended at people being like 'ratatoskr is just walmart felicia' YOU FOOLS YOU COWARDS!!! WHY ARE YOU PITTING TWO QUEENS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!! THEY SHOULD HOLD HANDS AND KISS NOT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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Never trust anyone who has "active in discourse" or some variant in their bio like a badge.
#clemramble#sorry i wrote out a big thing about this specific situation on another website but honestly it is never that serious#an honorable mention. also do not trust people who brag about how many people have them blocked. always something up with them#my biggest tip to enhance your online experience is to BLOOOOCK PEOPLE! BLOCK THEM!!! HIDE THEM AWAY FOREVER!! NO MORE!!!#DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE EVILS OF BACK AND FORTH NOWHERE ARGUMENTS. MUTE THEM!! GET THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!!!#THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BLOCKING OR MUTING THINGS. YOU ARE NOT LOSING IF YOU BLOCK SOMEONE.#(imagine im yelling that directly at the viewer so hard that theres wind motion going on)#“if you block i win” YOU ARE A MISERABLE FIEND AND I HOPE YOU FIND JOY IN LIFE WHERE YOU CANNOT NOW#ok thats all. smiles and sparkles gleam and a squeaky noise is played
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I feel like more people need to be more aware or wary of when posts will use women and girl and lady randomly through it but then slap "male" into the post and continue to only use male. Like... how the fuck does that not set off alarms in peoples minds? How does that not read as TERF bullshit? Bioessentialist? Even just exclusionary period???? I genuienly don't understand and seeing so many more posts like that cropping up all over the place is unsettling and extremely worrying.
#okay to rb. clowns will be fucking blocked on sight#im so sick if this shit#im posting this publicly now bc i JUST went past a fucking post with a flow chart that used 'girl' all over it#but then had 'male' only used on it#like yall really cant be fucking serious????? are you fr????? please get ur heads out of your asses in so tired#idk what to tag this tbh
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hey petition rq for qsmp enjoyers
#qsmp#this is about the shit goin on with bad's lore#like he had the opportunity to do some actually really good storytelling#but SOME people have trouble being normal for one second#and now we're not getting anything bc how dare there be conflict in a collaborative story#im so pissed this sucks#silly block game roleplay is not that serious#grow the fuck up
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Is it ok to ask what was that super crazy trolls ship we never seen before?
the ship is still on its way i promise :^) i wanted to make a shitpost for it ;)))) you guys are going to be so fucking disappointed when you find out what it is
#im so serious im gonna get blocked for hyping it up this much#its my otp#ask eddie#im gonna start a movement
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yesterday i spent 45 minutes of my life watching a video essay criticising the use of cheap shock values and crossing of taboos for a video game and i went from "he has a point even if he's explaining it in a really inflammatory way" to "oh umm... i can see how he thinks that way even if i don't agree" to "oh this guy's just straight up using people on tumblr as material for an audience to get mad at like other outdated people on the internet. nvm he's just an asshole"
#yuu rambles#it was about the coffin of andey and leyley btw - i agreed w him on the first half of the video about how it felt rather noncommittal to it#concepts and themes but i recognise its not really *trying* to be serious which means its not a reasonable#framework to judge the intention and execution of its work - an apple pie does use butter in it but just bc it does#doesnt mean you get to compare it to steak; a dish that also uses butter. this is intuitively easy to understand for me#but nonetheless it was like 3 am i had stuff to do so i just put it on my background to listen#he makes a diss at “people on tumblr” early on that i just raised my eyebrow at but shrugged it off bc its such an old joke#its lost its zinger; and im p sure its just confirmation bias from going into the tags of the thing you dont like lol if you use tumblr#normally you wouldn't come across things you dont like bc you'd have blocked them. But Anyways#then at the end he got sooo self righteous about how people on tumblr are insane and weird and showed screencaps about how twisted everyone#who likes the game are. there were some screenshots of people's post that were like “incest is bad and shouldn't be explored in media.#paragraph break‚ me who is an incest survivor and finds it helpful for working through my trauma: lol”#those types of post. but then lmfao he started going out of pocket and just mentioned the lists of other people he doesnt like which are#a screenie of a video essay about how kink is important at pride#and then some other stuff i dont remember anymore w the tumblr screenies#it was very mockingly written and said and at the end of it i felt sad i couldnt#block people on youtube lmao. like its not i dont want this guy to comment on my videos. i dont want to see his channel involuntarily#recommended to me ever again. just resorted to the most base sort of trolling behaviour he accused and judge other game devs for in his#video essay. good fucking god. the psychological projection is unreal#i dont have any strong feelings towards the game at the end of it even though i thought i would be like Eugh at first#but my bleh for any cheap gimmicks is overshadowed by my disdain for this guy's reliance on self righteous rhetoric#i discovered another new channel i really like tho after that vid!! bc i had to watch smth else to cleanse my palate lmao#they're jacob geller and freddydude! ive only seen one vid from freddydude about his essay on#detention‚ the horror game set in taiwan during the era of white terror under new cn leadership after ww2#im personally quite jumpy so his humour and the way he edits his videos to make it silly even though its Scary#made me like it a lot!! im going through jacob geller's other vids but ive watched three specific types of terror#and the one about pinocchio which made me go :00 wow his scripts are super good!#again everything at your own discretion esp w the whole james somerton shit‚ but i enjoyed what I've seen so far#i just wanted to end this in a somewhat positive note JSHDKSJDJD the ramblings Continue...#theres a pedantic error in one of ky tags but im gonna update it when im on comp bc mobile sucks smh my head
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At this point give me yo @ so I can block you, you really don't need to preach in my inbox about me bleaching my skin to fit a character 😒 hella annoying bro, I didn't even do nothin-
#mintyrant#like im all silly goofy but im so serious when i say its getting hella annoying now 💀#get yo kkk ass out my asks bruh like damn BLOCK ME OR SUM#I'M BEGGING YOU 😭
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honestly curious how the webtoon is going to draw the wall eating scenes– i mean, how?? are they going to give it teeth?? or is it like one those weird creepy kids toys back then with blocks that have mouths?? or do they just..suck people in like a noodle 😭😂
#they gave the dokkaebi's teeth so like. everything is possible#orv spoilers#kinda. its pretty vague#orv#yknow what else im excited for? kkoma's.#and of course the talking dumpling scenes. seriously how??#genuinely praying they dont get rid of punisher tho 🙏 or the hand brushing scene in 1863#the toy blocks having mouths thing is serious– its been so long tho i have no idea if it was just a nightmare i had at this point
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How do I tell social media that idgaf about their recommendations for I don’t respect their ai’s opinion?
#serious question#Im so done with the ‘you’ll love this’#WRONG#if you tell me I’ll love it. I won’t even look at it#and im sorry for the person making it but I get so pissed off abouty phone telling me what I should like I block it
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