*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!

"Cecil would want Sans to win" "Sans would want Cecil to win" you fools. you buffoons. Cecil would want his husband Carlos to win

This is who we did it for 😌

welp... long live the king i guess 

bonus sans below. lord help him

(announcer voice) AND HERE COMES CECIL NIGHTVALE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[ID: a coloured sketch of Cecil Gershwin Palmer, in monochrome Night Vale Purple. Cecil is in front of a microphone displaying an ‘on air’ light, looking off to the side and taking off his headphones, an exclamation mark over his head.

text bubbles around him read;

“Be sure to wish these sexymen luck as they compete to the- oh? One moment, listeners… Well! It seems that I have also been conscripted into this sexyman tournament! I think this would be a good time to go to the weather…” end ID.]

Does... does twitter know? Does twitter know the tumblrsexy man rematch is happening and that both of their champions are getting fucking BODIED by a small-town radio host??

Although my petty hopes of a Sanssweep dynasty have been crushed, what's NOT crushed is my respect and admiration for the passionate and inspiring fans of WTNV that made Cecilsweep possible.

I loved every ounce of love and creativity that came from your fandom, and the same goes for every other fandom that participated in the Sexy Rematch.

You don't deserve to be called worthy opponents because you were never opponents at all. Because this poll is never about opposing others.

Long story short, this diehard Undertale fan would like to say:

Here's to Cecilsweep

Ok I know the sexy polls aren't trending anymore but I haven't been able to stop thinking about them

So it looks like Cecil Baldwin, the voice of Night Vale’s Cecil Palmer himself, knows about the tumblr sexyman polls!! Don’t let him down!!!!

In case ya'll were wondering what's happening on Twitter

I would like to inform everyone that the whole tumblr sexyman poll and cecilsweep phenomenon is having the opposite effect on me than in most people. While some people are out there finding about WTNV for the first time I've been following the podcast for over a decade. What I have NEVER seen, however, is Mob Pyscho. So while these polls are making most people get interested in checking Welcome to Night Vale (do it, its awesome), they've made me want to check out Mob Pyscho. I'm about to press play on the first episode. Absolutely no clue what the plot is going to be but here i gooo

I love science

Gay people solidarity <3

Hey Tony, how does it feel to lose the Tumblr sexyman tournament TWICE?

If he's even aware of it

He had a bad time...

*sighs* I'm sorry buddy

cecil blinkies to show your pride this sexyman season. get your funny boneguy one here.