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gleafer · 17 days
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When you get your eyes dilated but you still need to answer those work emails.
Being human puts the FU in FUN sometimes!
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lavender-eyed-lies · 11 months
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I love how my biggest post to blow up was asking an asexual if they get horny when high af because they mentioned they had cbd massage oil and I was already high af
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lonelytalkinggg · 1 year
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I am mentally tired. Really.
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infpisme · 1 month
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rainyyy-dayysss · 6 months
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You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you
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There are parts of me in hiding , parts of me I feel dying .
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localleaderkaz · 4 months
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Me an INTP: Hey guys I have awesome news!
INTJ Brother: Omg, she has killed someone!
ENFP Mom: Do you need me to come help you get rid of a body?
Me an INTP: No, what the fuck? I just wanted to say that I bought land for my birthday.
[Utter silence]
ESFP Dad: Did you make sure to get all the right for it?
Me an INTP: Of course, who do you think I am?
ENFP Mom: ... When did you decide to buy land? Was this a plan or did you just freak? Is this China all over again?
Me an INTP: No, this was the 10 year plan I made remember? We sat down and talked about it. Had like a whole 3 hour long discussion.
ENFP Mom: You were serious?
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reigningmax · 1 year
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Have you seen this website? https://redbullgivesputinwings.com
I simply don't understand how you are not tired of copy and pasting the SAME MESSAGE so many times now to any blog that shows positivity towards Max.
Max is not responsible for where Redbull the fizzy drink is sold. Nor does he have the power to stop it from getting sold anywhere. Redbull athletes are EVERYWHERE, and not a single one is going to slam the company that's giving them a chance at achieving their goals. This is sports, not the UN, it's not happening.
If you're gonna go full tumblr girlie social justice warrior about Formula 1, then bud I have news for you about every single sponsor of these teams. Monster energy drink is still sold in Russia. Petronas had a hand in literal civil wars and multiple international crimes, Aramco is owned by Saudi princes who are literal murderers, and the list continues.
This is a shitty sport built on shitty politics and not a single person involved is a good person. No one. I know all of you Westerners love to only care about human rights in the west, but instead of being SO mad about an energy drink sold in Russia, maybe look at the big bads in the middle east and north Africa too! What do you think you sending us all the same fucking link over and over is gonna do huh????
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therandomestwriter · 2 months
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Story of my life… 😅🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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lonelytalkinggg · 1 year
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I'll keep you as my favorite incomplete wish.
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infpisme · 2 years
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Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude
Anonymous
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boiledadhd · 8 months
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Shhh, they're bonding~ (^w^)
Inspired by @sunbun-fnaf 's comment! I couldn't NOT draw it, I mean the idea of Sun being held like a lil cat is just way too adorable.
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cefrlyne · 6 months
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A close up of the bath water, ahem, I mean-- teabag merch featuring Alkaid-senpai (*´▽ ` *)
The experience is rather interesting *blush
The short video of me trying to set up the thing while trembling with excitement (lol) is here
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Do I even want to be a nurse anymore ?
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localleaderkaz · 7 months
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So I made designs that are on shirts, notebooks, pillows, stickers, etc. You can find them on etsy at Leader Kaz. Anyways I'm posting the designs. Hope you like them. ~
[Medieval Designs]
Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LeaderKaz
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catofoldstones · 6 months
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one day I will miss this too. rotting in my bed. not knowing where my life is going. these shitty, shitty past couple of years. how nothing has felt real since 2020. one day i will see life in these deadbeat days and miss them.
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