Silly vampire buggy being so very normal about it while the rest are absolutely FERAL is so funny.
Buggy, before Roger passed, still on the Oro: hmm, I'm kinda thirsty-
Shanks, ripping his already open shirt further off: Oh Dear, Oh My Look At ALL THIS So Very BITEABLE SKIN, Sure Hope There's No VAMPIRES Thirsting Near Me, Wink Wink!!!!
Buggy: I bet Gabban still has some juice boxes. I hope he has that guava one. I'll be right back!
Shanks, half naked and drooping: 🥺😟😥😫
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Mihawk: I read this interesting novel yesterday which gave me much to ponder.
Buggy: oh? Awesome! Which was it?
Mihawk, side-eying Buggy pointedly: it was a supernatural romance between a human and vampire. It was rather explicit and had many scenes which piqued my interest.
Buggy, absolutely Not Getting It: oh man. I usually hate those. It's a toss up between bad writing or the vampire is always a top. Like? Give me gay bottom vampires too, we deserve to be recognized!! Oh, Hawky, can you hand me my sunscreen?
Mihawk: ........... here.
Buggy: thanks, love!
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Crocodile: hey you drink blood.
Buggy, sipping A+ out of a care bear cup: yeah?
Croc: does it work on Logia users? Or would your fangs need Haki to pierce us?
Buggy: hm. Good question? I dunno, actually!
Crocodile: seems this could be a learning experience. Would be a shame to not experiment. I know how much you like your science.
Buggy: I do like science. Yeah. Yeah. You're right! I SHOULD experiment on that!!
Croc, unbuttoning his shirt, tugging down his cravat: uh huh, well, I suppose we ought to get to it- where are you going
Buggy: to my workshop! Science waits for no man!!! Nor clown, in my case. Man clown? Vampire? Who knows. Wait. Am I a man...? Hm, what is the gender today... wait, have I eaten at all? I don't remember. Anyway, I need to grab my suit, I'm low on sunscreen again. Oh, remind me to add that to the next shipment request. Oh, I should also grab a bloody mary!! That sounds great! Okay. Bye bye!!
Croc, halfway undressed, watching Buggy run outside, start swearing bc he didn't pull up his hood and is cursing the light, before tripping flat onto his face: ............. shit.
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Buggy rarely pushes the limits of his abilities BECAUSE of the vampirism. If he uses his DF more than usual, it makes him hungrier. And once he hits a certain point, he begins to lose his already loosey-goosey sense of humanity. It scares him to be so cold and uninterested, especially since he always feels things turned up to eleven. When his hits that point, EVERYTHING turns off. At best, he'll be mildly annoyed, angry, amused - but it's like being in a glass bowl, watching things happen from the outside. It terrifies him.
His partners...? Well. It does things to them too, but terror isn't exactly the dominating feeling... 👀
((Also, the romanticism of blood. Of life energy. Of an exchange of that out of love. Of giving parts of yourself to sustain and satiate another. Carrying pieces of someone else in your body to propagate your own life. Of giving and taking consensually the liquid which carries your time. The inherent provocative nature of taking someone else's essence into yourself with full permission and full understanding because they receive so much from you in turn that it is simple, easy, logical to consent to this.))
Vampires 🥰
THE FIRST ONE IS SO REAL EFJKBWEJKBWJEKBF Shanks does that constantly he's DYING for Buggy to bite him and the clown won't even notice he's trying so much. It's ridiculous. Shanks and his failguy moment simping for a vampire that doesn't want his blood.
Mihawk and Crocodile trying to flirt and failing miserably because Buggy is always oblivious to what they do is amazing and no matter the AU it's always like this. I adore. They just want their vampire boyfriend to bite them :(( Failguys.
The last thing you said is so real. Vampires can be something so romantic and I think usually books/TV shows/Media in general don't focus on the important stuff. I want to see teen!Shuggy with Buggy and Shanks traveling together right after the crew disbands (before Roger's death) and Buggy not having access to other types of blood. So Shanks offers him his blood and they have like-- This moment of realization of how intimate it is. And Buggy will forever remember what it felt like to feel Shanks' embrace while sucking his blood without any complaints. And!! Both Mihawk and Crocodile wanting to do the same but it's definitely just for the horny, they don't expect it to be so passionate and intimate, and romantic.
Also, I agree with Buggy, the vampire should be the bottom. Really necessary for this situation.
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(I wanna send u sumthin but can't if I'm anon. oh well--)
Hello again! My finals are DONE and I am FREE, and so what did I do? Think about murder eels :)
Anyway, I did kinda see it coming in my last ask, with Jade can't get enough of darling's taste, it's definitely still gonna end in the Bad End route. He's one insatiable boi after all u_u
The tail idea is really interesting though! It didn't cross my mind about turning darling into a mer as a gift for her second life. even though that'd mean having her stuck in the bathtub forever (not that he minds). Or would he construct her a new tank? Cause, won't he still need that tub for his culinary escapades?
This is my third ask and I'm sorry if I'm botherin u with them sdjdksdjkd-- I just really like readin dark content and your big-brain writings are just sooo good! Keep up the wonderful work and I hope you have a lovely day >u<
(CW: Blood)
P.s: a lil sumthin for you because I have free time and a rotting brain (✿◡‿◡) <3
Hii! :D Congratulations on the freedom from your finals!!! It's always a relief no longer having to worry about them.
And yes! Jade is indeed insatiable. >_< I think if, by some miracle, he doesn't get attached to darling's taste he'll find other ways to sate his cravings. Eating darling is good, but spending time with darling is also good and darling needs to be alive in order for the latter to happen. So Jade exercises some restraint when it comes to feasting on her. Although the idea to devour her always lingers in the back of his mind, he snuffs it by preying on other humans.
I can definitely see him building a tank or some sort of small enclosure to keep darling in so that the bathtub will be free for him to use. He might even prefer darling with a tail. Not only will he get to eat her legs, she can learn to live as a mermaid! It'll be a lot easier to keep her confined to the house as well. Who needs legs anyway? Jade certainly thinks you don't.
You aren't bothering me with the asks at all! I'm very happy to receive them! Thank you for sending in your wonderful thoughts!!! <3 Please also have a lovely day!! o(≧∇≦o)
NOW AS FOR THIS WONDERFUL ART YOU HAVE BLESSED ME WITH!!!
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