#this is a joke pls don't take it seriously
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It's that time of the year again
#the coffin of andy and leyley#ashley graves#andrew graves#tcoaal#shitpost#meme#tis the season#BEFORE ANYONE SPAMS MY DMS#It's a horror rpg. Messed up crap is gonna happen that's usually how it goes#this is a joke pls don't take it seriously#thank u#a e i o queue#scheduling this on thanksgiving because it just seems right
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every masterpiece
has its cheap copy
#this is a joke pls don't take it seriously#little witch academia#sonic the hedgehog#sonic forces#croix meridies#rebecca talks
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Pretend the C isn’t there 😉
fixed it for her ;)
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Following everyone I was following on twitter:
Finding ppl I blocked on twitter, here too:
#meme#this is a joke pls don't take it seriously#I block ppl sometimes just bc they mischaracterized a character I love or bc they were genuinely negative to a community#lemme curate my TL#it's just tiring to do it twice is all.
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Spock is so gay, like? He's straight up getting torticollis by craning and twisting his neck to look at Jim.
#turn around do your job#relax girl no one's taking him from you!!#(actually sometimes they are)#this is a joke pls don't take it seriously i know he needs to look at the captain to work sometimes#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#spirk#tos spirk#k/s#star trek#star trek tos
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hear me out... jjk characters at the cookout
jjk characters at the cookout
tags: headcanons, gn!reader, black!reader
a/n: honestly this sent me into an intellectual overdrive. the hold jjk has on the black community needs to be studied
suguru
bro says "monkey" one time and gets jumped
he's pretty chill
suguru can take a joke and toss them right back with a grin and feel completely relaxed
he is punctual when he wants to leave thouh and will side eye if you told him "we're gonna leave" and you're still there an hour later
overall he enjoys himself. family is important to him so it means a lot to suguru to be included and accepted by yours
your older relatives might ask a bit about his gauges but he's classy enough that it doesn't matter by the end of the conversation. suguru is quite charming when he wants to be
yuuji
"i like em tall with a fat ass like megan thee stallion"
yuuji won over your cousins pretty much immediately with one take and one take alone
you leave yuuji alone for one second and the mf has a coordinated dance with them and your family is hyping them up
your family would honestly adore yuuji, he fits right in
he had them in a loving death grip when he said he was ready for the collard greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ram, hog mog
falls right into the trap of staying way longer than you planned even though you started saying your goodbyes 45 minutes ago
can perfectly quote katt william's "whose goddamn white baby is this?" scene
promises to bring his older brothers to the next family get together
the guy your aunties call 'baby' with all the affection in the world
somehow knows all the dances? candy by cameo comes on and an uncle goes "what you know about this right here, young buck?"
passed his test with ease. like, do not come to the next get together without yuuji. they will notice
megumi
he wouldn't realize that your family is just teasing and wonder if they legitimately don't like him until you reassure him it's just familial roasting. just say something dumb right back, megumi
has to be dragged out the corner to really interact with anybody else
megumi isn't really a party person and an extrovert but due to most of his close circle being extroverted, he does know how to manage his energy so he isn't completely drained after a short while of being there
answers all questions about your relationship seriously and sincerely
megumi might be quiet but your family likes his honesty. bring his ass back next time
satoru
honorary light skin
toji
honorary dark skin
kento
the man your cousins wish they had; he's literally the epitome of "as a man, you should be doing x, y and z". you know it and when you bring him over, your family knows it
he helped with the dishes without even being prompted and hearts were stolen
being a foodie, kento will be grabbing seconds and knowing your family he won't be leaving empty handed either
he's invited to breakfast by your mom before you leave
mostly needs to be sought out for interactions like megumi. he won't turn anyone away, he welcomes the conversations he's just not a big go getter
you can convince him to dance when a slow jam comes on and enjoys how your face lights up in recognition when older songs your parents played in your childhood comes on
like yuuji, if you don't bring kento to the next family get together don't even bother coming because they'll ask over and over again why he couldn't make it
satoru fr this time
his ass cannot stay out of the banana pudding. so much so, most of the leftovers you take home are just containers of it. says he'll leave you if you don't learn the family recipe
like suguru, satoru can handle your family's teasing and he teases right back
let's your younger cousins wear his sunglasses if they ask
"wait if they're called tony toni toné why aren't none of them called tony?" "satoru please don't ask this right now" "no because-"
if they didn't know you were dating someone before you brought satoru over, they'd definitely know when he arrives. he's always draped over you and he's happy to let the world know
when pulled to the side to ask if he's serious about the relationship, satoru's usual bravado drops to tell your relative calmly he's 100% serious
he's a good time. dances even if he doesn't know the songs, sings along when he does and he'll leave somehow knowing everyone's names when you don't even remember half of who showed up
toji fr this time
fits in surprisingly well, your family is a hell of a lot better than his
tall, charismatic, got a deep voice and big feet. you and your cousins will be gossiping and swooning about it
toji is no stranger to being on a family's least favorite list. he's got plenty experience from his relatives, he only cares that megumi and tsumiki are treated well when he brings them along. if they're treated right, toji has no problems
danced with a good chunk of your aunties, your mom and a cousin or two in order to cement winning them over successfully but you got the most dances out of all of them
"someone's been quite busy, mr i don't care if they like me or not" "i don't but it doesn't hurt to gain approval anyway. your aunt virginia already invited me to her son's wedding" "i haven't even gotten my invite to quan's wedding yet" "sounds like i'm the family favorite to me"
#headcanons#look she's writing#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#suguru x reader#yuuji x reader#gojou x reader#toji x reader#megumi x reader#black!reader#black writers of tumblr#pls don't take the light skin dark skin thing seriously i was just making a joke fjdsnfkjdsnfkdsjfn
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dean was trying to babytrap john by bringing sam back into the fold in s1. send tweet.
#tmc.txt#johndean#this is a joke pls don't take this seriously lmao#i just want to think about dean babytrapping his father because he wants to be a family again#eta: actually no fuck it this is real. dean was like i CANNOT be alone. john come get me and this baby.
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Can’t fully explain it but what they did to Mey-Rin in the anime was soo homophobic…
How could they do that to her... They made her straight.
#kuro#kuroshitsuji#this is a joke pls don't take it too seriously#kuroshitpost#black butler#black butler manga#black butler anime
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okay. guys. hear me out—
#pls pls pls i'm joking don't take this too seriously— dnajjsa#but seriously tho sitri threw me back at my m*sme era#no i won't tag the other game properly bcs for audience reason (it's m*stic m*ssenger for those curious btw#what in hell is bad#whb sitri#what in hell content
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Ngl not really proud of myself for this one.
#snively doodles#homestuck#dirk strider#jake english#dirk homestuck#jake homestuck#dirkjake#y. yeah. you can shoot me dead for this one#this is a joke “drawing” pls don't take this seriously
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I don't actually see byler as lovers, more like best friends. Brothers even! I've honestly just been grifting so I can show how delusional Bylers are to strengthen the mileven agenda. #milkcaniscanon😍
#byler#april fools#don't take anything i just said seriously pls#its all a joke#byler nation#byler is canon
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stray kids as jobs they would be doing if they weren’t in a band
bang chan. goes through college on a swimming scholarship. eventually finds his passion for music and cooks up some sick beats in his basement. first hit song is obviously wow. has an ig account where he posts sweaty gym pics.
lee minho. fisher by day and cat choreographer by night. in the evening rich aunties drop off their cats at his place and he teaches them some sick moves.
seo changbin. professional gym trainer/life coach turned underwear model. got kicked out of his first job bcs his clients were discouraged by his guns 💪
hwang hyunjin. street artist who eventually got scouted to hand out perfume samples in the mall. that year the store's sales nearly tripled.
han jisung. failed stand-up comedian/weatherman for some unimportant local tv station. his side hustle consists of selling wrinkle creams and vitamin shots over the phone to your grandma.
lee felix. fortnite twitch streamer who goes viral over his pretty freckles and deep ass voice. dabbles in asmr but ultimately decides that he's better off without all those weirdos in the comments.
kim seungmin. choir singer studying to become a prosecutor. his first client is suing han jisung for false advertising.
yang jeongin. instagram fashion influencer studying to become an elementary school teacher. joins a content house but quickly leaves after realizing it's just a bunch of dumb fucks who film thirst traps and walk around the house shirtless.
#HAH I ACCIDENTALLY HIT DELETE INSTEAD OF POST SO I'M GOING OFF MY MEMORE LMFAO#don't take this seriously pls it's just a joke#stray kids imagines#stray kids scenarios#stray kids incorrect#stray kids#skz imagines#bang chan imagines#bang chan scenarios#hwang hyunjin scenarios#felix imagines#lee minho imagines#changbin scenarios#han jisung imagines#seungmin scenarios#yang jeongin imagines#skz incorrect#hyunjin imagines#bang chan#skz
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please bully me into unlocking my fish's modules rather than... leveling my passenger
Are you really going to do that to your fish? Think about how disappointed they'll be in you. They want the best of best. What if Gladiia finds out? What if she finds out that you are mistreating her precious hunters like that? Don't disgrace yourself like that. Don't gatekeep yourself anymore, unleash their true power... Think about your actions bestie. Think.
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the guy from imagine dragons who's also shirtless all the time wishes he had what käärijä has
#sorry to call him the guy from imagine dragons i couldn't be bothered to look up his name#i'm joking btw don't take this too seriously the guy looks fine obviously#don't cancel me pls#käärijä
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I miss the days when Scarecrow exemplified camp not only in his mannerisms (hroo hraa) but his weird obsession with wearing ultra flammable burlap. When he had cool ways to scare people like literally posing as a scarecrow in a field, jumping out of trash cans, or using a skull that emits a frequency that renders the listener horrified. Nowadays he's all serious and playing with the big boy rogues---and there's the fear gauntlet sure, but he doesn't even tickle you terrified with a feather like he did that one victim---now THAT is Scarecrow chic.
#Jonathan Crane#Scarecrow#Mostly a joke post#I saw a cool meme format#this is just for fun#don't take seriously pls#DC Scarecrow
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*bursts through the door, shaking* GUYS- if the fanfic is rated E that DOES NOT MEAN E FOR EVERYONE
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