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People calling it a "quarter life crisis" forget that with the way life expectancy, healthcare, and food nutrient content is going these days it's probably a "third life crisis" at best.
#midlife crisis#quarter life crisis#third life crisis#percentages#i'm not even 27 yet#but I'll be LUCKY to get another 50 years#i feel like that post about hamsters#where they scurry along following a silver line connecting their birth to their death#scurrying without fear knowing with absolute certainty what's gonna get them in the end#I feel like I know how I'm gonna die#and it's not pleasantly in my sleep in my 90s surrounded by loved ones i can tell you that#i'm not in a good place right now
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life is so short i wanna puke and cry i cant believe i cant spend eternity with my friends in her arms alone in my room reading by the ocean i want to soak up every memory and wear yr skin like a sweater i want to feel every sensation in every detail i cant believe i wont speak every language and see every type of moss i cant believe im gonna die someday
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you ever think about how lloyd lost his childhood due to the tea, his teenage years to being a ninja + (gestures vaguely at harumi-induced trauma) and his early adult years to isolating himself from the world and grieving his friends? because I do
#lloyd garmadon#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lego ninjago#bro is doomed by the narrative; haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)#raine said something about how desperate he must've been for human connection post merge despite isolating himself#and it's messing me up as you can see#he gave his whole life to protect others'#he needs an existential/identity crisis arc like henry hart from henry danger ngl#“you took an oath to protect this city” “yeah when I was 13!” reminds me of how. yeah sure lloyd willingly became the green ninja#but he was still just a child and he didn't exactly have much of a choice#don't even get me started on his trust issues bro
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the headcanon that regis can hang from the ceiling to sleep or rest like a bat is funny on its own, but when i consider geralt and others in the hanza holding conversations with him like this, it’s made better by my understanding of this as just an advanced “neurodivergent sitting” technique
#in an irl au i suppose he could be doing an upside down yoga pose. that would fit irl au regis well. ugh#the better headcanon is angoulême walking in their room. going ‘[head nod up] cahir. where—‘#and cahir (not looking up) points to the ceiling on the other side of the room. also in total darkness btw no candles lit on that side#i imagine that when someone else walks to their room’s door and knocks. for example let’s say dandelion for instance#dandelion’s hardly a stranger but he did that thing where your friend stops hanging out with you because they’re busy with their gf#he knocks and immediately regis is suddenly sitting in bed like a normal person . and he put his eyeglasses on and pretended to read#oh hi dandelion i didnt recognize your footsteps#my… footsteps?#this is actually kind of bullshit though because the only person more talkative than dandelion at night is regis (angouleme close third)#so if dandelion ever wanted to discuss meaning of life at 2 am i know where he would go#sorry cahir. put a pillow over your ear#the elbow-high diaries#edit: no actually he would bother geralt with this#edit edit: no actually he and geralt were ‘on a break’ (unresolved tension) so he wouldn’t. but he would want to#angoulême goes to their room too often to chill and hang out#milva goes to their room and cahir and regis stand at attention like yes ma’am. what do you need#hi milva how are things (your ongoing mental health crisis)#if geralt walks in starts talking with regis. cahir leaves the room. ‘im going to um. check on the horses’#its 12 am. horses are sleeping. ? answer; he is being a considerate roommate. he had to share bunks before. he knows how It Is
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#my brain is full of the fire-alarm-in-next-room of anxiety#Two (extended) family members are probably actively dying#I need to clean house before one of those members comes (back) here to (probably) continue treatment#I need to entirely refigure my like. Life work plans. But feel like I can't while we're coping with family health crisis#And I have been on my period for going on four weeks now#So I also need to snag a same-day apt with my pcp about that#And while it is PROBABLY stress or thyroid or pcos bullshit#The anxiety brain fire alarm is convinced it's cervical cancer#Because what we need right now is a third active cancer diagnosis!#Plus (probably) anemia from 3+ weeks of blood loss is making me hella lethargic#When I need to be cleaning house. And getting up early to get a same day Dr apt.#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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So ya know how in the beginning of limited life, Grian sent that message about betting on if Jimmy will die first. Then Scott, (ya know the guy that the watchers hate, and was allied with Jimmy through marriage). Took Skizz out, making be the first death in the series? Sure, jimmys curse may have taken him out of the whole serries, first (again). But Idk I’m a sucker for symbolism-
#limited life#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#solidarity gaming#third life#flower husbands#scott smajor#limited life smajor#skizzleman#ahhh#I’m looking into things to deeply#It’s to early to be having a crisis over block men#BUT HERE I AM
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i think the last month before gansey goes to college he freaks out and drops off the grid and hides out at the barns doing manual labor while having a totally mundane quarter life crisis
#he has his third life crisis on the road trip this is different and normal#ronan: oh my god i am the one teling you to suck it up and go to class who are we
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you know the boy kisser meme? yea, I decided to do a fuck ton of emotes. did it take actual hours? also yea.
it was based on the little emotes in ACNH you can choose, what a great base! credit to furry_irl for the idea!
anyway I hope you guys enjoy it. :3
#furry#emote#boy kisser#my god this took so long#seriously#im not gonna get that time back#I'm gonna stop before i start a third mid-life crisis#ACNH
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I hope everything goes well with your move to London!! I know moving countries can be really stressful so I'm sending you all of the luck and love! And I'm honored that I'll be living in the same city as such an icon 🥰
Oh thank you angel!!! I am in fact quite stressed, the plans are not planning and I no longer know where im living or what im doing or how im going to earn money BUT im also so excited to go and I’m just counting down the weeks now… also yay London buddies I knew it was a good city ❤️❤️❤️❤️
#4 weeks to go#so I got into my PhD program but can’t afford it#waiting to hear back about scholarships but might have to reapply next year#alternatively I’m thinking about jumping ship and getting into tattooing#visiting my friends studio tomorrow and gonna learn some stuff#is there a third-life crisis they did not warn me about
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for cinematic parallels i think third eye au 'starting' (ie. batman tracking down third eye & discovering its the presumed dead timothy drake) should occur at the same point in the timeline as under the red hood, which is generally accepted to be roughly three years after DitF, which i think? works? for this au, since that means tim is 13 when the Plot Diverges and 16 when the Story Starts.
the three years work with the. uh. name of the au. and also can be split neatly into the 18 months of shiva training and 18 months of solo work as Third Eye building up his reputation/Grand Plan, only for batman to show up, pull the rug from underneath him and destroy everything he'd worked for.
that means knightfall, contagion, no man's land, murderer/fugitive, hush, war games* (*this au may avert war games from ever happening) and identity crisis all occur with Jason alive but retired and Lonnie Machin as the third Robin, whilst Infinite Crisis occurs concurrently with batman tracking down the mysterious information broker who knows and might sell his identity, and coming back to Gotham with the teenager whose orphaning and then death he'd been blaming himself over for three years
This also means third eye au gets to operate during 52 and can neatly and easily avert the evil cass plot from ever happening in OYL, swapping it instead for Family Drama
my reading list for working on this au just got. uh. Longer.
#this also means when bruce goes to shiva after knightfall tim is already her apprentice#but im operating under the idea that shiva would probably leave him with other teachers for weeks-months#ala question 1 and 2 where she saves vic sage then directs him to richard dragon for training except in this case his training with other t#with hands-on training and Life Experiences and Philosophy Lectures courtesy of Shiva.#anyway. reading list is growing. i was meaning to read/reread these events but. ouagh#i think i read hush and identity crisis Way Back When and i Think my new 52 dc quit was midway thru reading 52(the infinite crisis followup#but my memories of 12+ years ago are as you can imagine. Very Blurry#third eye au
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lmaooo so in Britain next week we're (probably) gonna have an actual millionaire prime minister while most of the country can't afford energy bills or food
#british#uk#uk politics#fuck my actual life#to contextualise our pm resigned so we have no current pm but it's down to two in the tory party who are the rich assholes#and Britain is in a cost of living crisis where all food and bills have go up but wages have not and taxes have not gone down#Supermarkets have started a cheaper line of food for people to actually be able to afford it#Nurses go to food banks#and our NHS is being so overworked and underfunded that soon it will crumble and privitise just like the tories want#fuck tories#sorry I had to say it twice for good measure#you know what a third won't hurt#fuck them
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boss talked to me today about me being a bitch to my coworkers during a stressful day 🙃 I can't wait to go camping
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work-related rant under the cut enter at your own risk
After I graduated last month my stress was eased so much that I started my period again. I feel physically healthier than I have in years. Mentally too. But no one else seems to be seeing that.
At work I'm constantly asked if I'm ok, if I'm stressed, I feel like people are walking on eggshells around me, why is my serenity not shining through? Do they see something I don't? Am I overcompensating like I always do, and this is all going to manifest in a physical health crash again? Am I the freak who swears they're SOOO MENTALLY NORMAL but you can tell they're falling apart?
I just want everyone in my daily life at work to understand that I'm not stressed or worried or upset. Never in any meaningful way. It's so frustrating to be perceived as someone who's about to snap when I'm actually completely fine, that I'm afraid I'm actually GOING to snap because I'm so fucking annoyed.
[coworker] says nothing I do goes unnoticed but I don't even notice what I'm doing anymore. I'm not a very good team lead and I never really was. I feel like I'm not really cut out for my own job, and now we're so short staffed that I have even more jobs. I wish I could just be a surgery tech like the ones I met in Nashville, just same thing day in day out, barely talking to clients, never really seeing the floor. That clinic felt chaotic but it was so easy to just work without being responsible for everyone.
I guess I have to reach out to the people who keep asking me if I'm okay and ask them what they're seeing. Or are they just predicting my reactions based on how I've been in the past? Why are other people allowed to be shitty and have bad moods and I'm not? Why are other people allowed to say things that don't conform to the culture and I'm not? Am I imposing rules on myself or is it true that I'm held to a different standard?
I should probably back up and think about all the things I do right and that I do well. Like, I obviously don't actually suck at my job. I have things I need to work on but who doesn't. We have a new hire starting next week and I really like her and I don't want her to see me as some terrible reactive person because APPARENTLY that's what other people are seeing??? Or am I misunderstanding everything and they're asking because they care, not because they're afraid of me?
#sorry i feel like i'm having a midlife crisis lately#but that would imply i live to my 60s which is a bit short#a third-life crisis
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dance-walking around the neighborhood jamming out to Yellowcard (Ocean Avenue) catapulting me back to frickin high school incredibly aware how different am I now really
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doesn't every crisis count as a mid-life one if we have no idea how long our lifespan is and it splits our life in two: the present and when everything was/will be alright
#dylan thinks#i'm fine#but not fully#sadnesd#personal crisis#emotional crisis#the ugly friend#help#fzck my life its all nothing and itll be nothing when i die whnever that may be i just 2ant to not die but just not exist fully#and just watch my friends' and my own life unfold from a third-person's point of view#no emotions involved#i hate all this#sorry#personal vent#personal
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Mind plagued by thoughts of tattoo parlour/tech repair shop/flower shop annie/hughie/billy au
#hughie took over the repair shop from his da but spends most of his time making youtube tutorials on how to#cheat apple's anti-repair tactics#annie recently opened a tattoo parlour above him because she's having a third-life crisis and wants to have fun with it#butcher used to co-own the neighbouring florists with his wife but he's solo manager now theyre divorced#(the place is still called becca's)#the boys#annie january#hughie campbell#billy butcher
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