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joe wilkinson should play live action harry du bois
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put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain
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so is there a mister harpell? 👀
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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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might as well just fucking end it. who is gonna wake me up in the morning now
How would you react if you woke up and your cock was replaced with a dick
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tumblr users when you say something negative about biden
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my favorite homophobic lenin anecdote is him sympathetically telling chicherin to take a break to cure his homosexuality and chicherin happily agreed because who would reject a boss giving you a free vacation and then chicherin returned to work he was like 'sorry, it didn't work :(' and lenin was like 'ok then'.
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i hate roger eberts ET review where he says he wishes ET was sick for more of the movie even though i agree. i agree he should have been sick for much more of the runtime i just dont think roger ebert should have included that in his review.
in the home video release of ET youre able to rewind back to the scenes where ET is sick so i dont think its that much of an issue
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