"This guy had better be as good as the say he is."
He needn't have worried, I was better than he was expecting, intuitively sliding my tongue deep into the source of all his stress and tension, before velvet gloving him until he blasted his batter, balls deep, as I swallowed down all nine spurts of his sticky spew.
That's what you call service and that's what he's gonna get from me every time he stops by.