building off julian implying he has a womb that keiko's baby could have been tranfered to i think it would have been infinetly funnier if they had julian take the baby instread of kira. yeah i know the plot was made for nana but if that wasnt the case can you fuckung imagine. worlds first transman canon trek charcater in the core group of starfleet people and its julian fucking bashir and hes carrying his best friends baby. theres a serious plot here exmaining how julian would adapt to commitment and familial ties and everything but besides that i think it would be funny. paramount hire me for your ds9 reboot i will make julian mpreg a reality for comedy reasons only lower decks style.

On the topic of secrets, your person that you tell everything to is entitled to YOUR secrets, not anyone else’s. If I tell my best friend something in confidence, I know she won’t tell her husband. He gets to know everything about her, not everything about me.

Dan and Phil definitely understand that distinction and don’t share other’s secrets with each other.

THANK you you get it!!!! i've been losing my fucking mind at the attitude on my dash like... pretty much everyone is out here proving dan's point. by interpreting what he said to mean the exact opposite of what he told us. are people incapable of taking dnp at their word????

Mer!Robin : Yeah... I can take him.

Mer!Sam: in a fight right?

Mer!Robin: ...

Mer!Sam: ...RIGHT???

Maybe this run i shall give Astarion a level in druid. As a treat.

Hello white dungeon meshi anime fan. I am holding a gun to your head. Please explain to me exactly why you're wrong when you said that Shuro's outburst at Laios was due to 'rich privilage' instead of it being commentary on what it feels like to grow up autistic in a country that demands putting on a polite, friendly mask for every interaction while you suffer internally. You have one minute before I pull the trigger.

Gotham has a lot of crime but nobody ever talks about the fact that metropolis gets half destroyed by aliens or whatever like every other month

The difference between Metropolis and Gotham is that in Metropolis you'd pay more for a destroyed apartment while in Gotham they're begging you to take residence SOMEWHERE

hey guys remember when in the literal first episode of asoue, olaf says something like

"you may think i'm an evil person, but let me tell you something.....you haven't got the faintest clue."

he was not exaggerating

Their claim with the leaflets thing actually makes me so angry

let me tell you some verry exciting things that happened in monday that i couldn’t tell because of my assignments:)

i dressed a bit provocative that day, with business casual pants which hug my body quite tightly and emphasize my curve (especially for the lower part of my body) and a white collared top which also hugs my body very well and is a bit cropped. i even wore a push up bra with it to emphasize my figure lmao. im skinny curvy body type and its a desired type of body where i live so even when i was walking down the streets i could tell the outfit gets good attention, judging by the literal strangers staring at me in awe😭 i actually dont think im so otherworldly pretty but you know some days you just look extraordinarily good? i was having one of those days.

anyway i was a bit late, so he had already started the class when i actually arrived. since i came in late i knocked and walked in, literally everybody went silent and stared at me to admire, EVEN HE STOPPED MID SENTENCE AND LOOKED AT ME LIKE 😯 for a second then he asked why i was late and stuff. then we moved on with the class but this man literally could not take his eyes off of me?? he kept teaching the class with eyes locked on me. and i dont know if it was about me or just random but he had a boner after a few minutes i came in😭 and he gave me soo much attention by teasing me,chatting with me. and he even got playing cards from one of my friends to show me a “magic trick”😭 but guys, there were so many girls by him saying “do me one too” and stuff but he came in front of me, sat down and showed me many tricks😭he got literally so proud of himself every time i actually got shocked lmao. then when he was done with the “magic tricks” he was showing me, he left the classroom saying goodbye to everyone.

as the day went on i came by him solving one of my friends questions and i decided to sit with them. he was solving the exam questions for my friend to do better next time. while he was solving them for my friend, i was also recommending ways he could solve the questions which he was also teasing me with and we both were kind of play-fighting on the solutions. then i actually got mad at something he said so i started to completely ignore him and not talk with him while we were there with other students😭he really didn’t like that and he apologized to me in front of everyone so that we could go on our little chat. and i obviously got normal and forgave him after. but the man that he is, he just doesnt know where the teasing ends so i got mad again,i walked up and walked away. while i was walking away he kept repeating “ elle come back, that was the last time i promise, elle do come back i was just joking” like OMG and for context this man is like ice cold to everyone all the time. so i was actually VERY shocked but i kept walking away and sat somewhere else. not even 5 mins go by and he sends a student to get me to sit with him????😭???? excuse-moi???? very flattered obviously i did go with the student and sat with him. once i got up again after that but not to actually go, just to fix my outfit, he immediately went “don’t go, stay with us” I WAS LIKE😳 “okay” and sat back down.

everything was all amazing, some little things also happened but honestly this would take pages if i were tp actually tell them, so thats all for now:)))

Tim ‘i shouldn’t’ Bradford really thought he stood a chance as he watched Lucy ‘we are still undercover, look at my puppy eyes and tell me no one more time’ Chen slowly closing the door.

Okay but we've got so much on Red now in prequel book info and other sources of info and we got Red appearing a little in Uma's teaser, are we going to get ANYTHING on the other lead, Chloe Charming, though or

the girls are fighting.

BOY I sure hope people love Mey Rin the way she canonically is and are true fans/simps for her as is and their instinct isn’t to “change” her to be “better” because ACTUALLY THEY THINK SHE’S “STUPID” “TOO BUBBLY” “DUMB” “KLUTZTY” 

@ west asians what do u do when a census/form asks you for ur racial identity ? personally i cry

Dentist offices really be like: This is a procedure that must be handled as soon as possible for the sake of your physical health and to insure you keep your teeth and prevent life long issues. Anyway we'll see you in nine months. Also it's gonna $2,000 if you're uninsured.

i literally spent all day building and furnishing julia and sienna’s new house and THEN i found another house that i saved on the gallery a while ago that was just PERFECT for them 😭… all that work for nothing