Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

Something about the night changing

Omg I just checked, we got our first watching-since-2009 response in the dnp song favorites form. Why does that make me so happy??

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

danielhowell’s instagram story 05/12/2018

does anyone else remember when dan posted on his story about A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships by the 1975 and how much he loved all the songs on the album or is it just me who is kept up every single night years later by the knowledge that he referred to these lyrics

*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

COLD BEER & HOT WOMEN

wouldn’t it be nice 🤝 hey there delilah

THEE 2009 phan songs

2009 + 2024

December 1, 2009: Can someone please tell me why “Dan is living here for a week” is the cutest thing ever I’m actually losing it over here 🥺🥺🥺🥺

(Also, everyone assuming they’re a couple has SUCH “obviously we were more than friends” energy I have no words)

Okay so I can not stop thinking about dinok. If dinok were to happen(🤞🤞🤞), the concept of it is essentially a tv show with the plot of dan in an alternate universe where he never met phil and became a lawyer right?

Since he talked about it in why i quite yt, ive thought about the plot so many times and obviously a big theme would be dan coming to terms with his identity, which would mean that romance/sexuality/partnership would 100% a part of it. Maybe not the main aspect, but it would be a part of it.

And my brain just can not imagine a conclusion to dans identity crisis, even a fictional AU lawyer dan, involving any person other than phil. Like dan and phil are the most real example of soulmates ive ever seen. So many couples I could see how in different circumstances there would've been other people who could be their "other half" but dnp are as yin and yang, fictional soulamtes, romance novel, hall mark movie as it gets.

Like dan "I will find you in any world" howell just doesnt have a happy ending with steven from accounts im sorry.

So in my head dinok is an 8 episode story arc of dan figuring out who he is and what he wants, joining a local theatre group or something, finding his passion, finally accepting himself and coming out, and then the very last scene is just dan on the tube or something and he accidentally bumps into a stanger and dan goes to apologise and the camera pans up and we just see phil. And then it ends. And it would be perfectly dnp. Showing the audience they are meant to find each other, but leaving the details ambiguous and up for interpretation.

Obviously anything dan makes would be absolutely perfect, but this is the story that has been in my head since the moment he announced the concept.

it would be objectively hilarious and iconic if dan spent all this time and money to make a lawyer!dan nonyoutuber AU meet-cute

21/25 photos of Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

every tongue that rises against amazingphil shall fall

thank you dan howell you're so right