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Op… you make a lot of interesting claims in this post. To get the facts straight before I go on a rant… 1) George claims that Rhaegar was a love struck prince 2) the books don’t mention anything about any marriages being annulled/anyone being set aside 3) seems like Dorne has no issue with Rhaegar and 4) Ned literally never thinks anything bad about Rhaegar… but thinks ill of Robert.
First off, a man trapped in a duty bound marriage and finding love outside that marriage is completely different from a whoremonger shouting about his love while visiting brothels whenever he could. And guess what… Ned straight up thinks that Rhaegar didn’t seem like someone who’d visit brothels. Robert and Rhaegar couldn’t be any more different.
And when did Lyanna want to be wild and free? When is it ever said that Rhaegar locked her in the tower of joy and that Lyanna was a prisoner?
Ned never even alludes to there being any truth in any of these claims. What we do know is that Lyanna greatly resembles Arya in looks and personality… and Arya wants to be a high septon and kings counselor, meaning Arya wants to have a position of power and not be reduced to a baby making machine. Going off of that… it seems like Lyanna didn’t want to be “wild and free,” she just wanted to be treated with respect. The only reason Arya is even treated like she’s wild is because she doesn’t conform to the Westerosi standards for highborn women.
And of course she’d feel miserable when she heard Aerys killed her brother and father. Aerys. Not Rhaegar. I wouldn’t even be surprised if she felt guilt about what happened, but in the end it was Aerys who brutally killed them. And then Rhaegar goes to protect his family and dies, and then Rhaegar’s family is brutally killed and then Lyanna dies. George did claim that the greatest love stories are the tragedies (i may be misremembering but i know he said something along the lines of that lmao).
Op, you claim that Rhaelyas love would’ve died after getting news of the Starks deaths, and then you try to suggest that Rhaegar may have been keeping Lyanna isolated from news in Dorne… like please pick a story to go with! And Rhaelyas love dying or Lyanna not being kept updated on what was going on outside of Dorne just doesn’t seem to be true. When reading Neds chapters, it seems like Lyanna was fully aware of what happened to Rhaegar’s children and Elia… as Lyanna pleaded with Ned like how Sansa pleaded with Ned to not kill Lady (hope i’m not misremembering here lol). And Rhaegar dying with a woman’s name on his lips (likely Lyanna’s name) and Lyanna clutching a winter rose (this may just be symbolism for baby Jon tbh) until she passed away seems to contradict your belief that their love died.
Also, where are you getting the “Rhaegar would suggest to set aside his kids and wife to marry Lyanna” from? The show? You mention how Lyanna would not be okay with this, and I agree that Lyanna would never be fine with setting Elia and Elia’s children aside. But even thinking that Rhaegar would ever even suggest setting aside Elia and his children is bonkers. Like seriously… there was so much tension between Aerys and Rhaegar that the Royal court was said to have begun looking like the situation before the Dance of the Dragons. And Dorne was Rhaegar’s greatest support! Why would it make any sense for him to annul his marriage with Elia? And please remember that during the sack Rhaenys hid under her fathers bed. The text supports him loving his kids/his child who wasn’t a baby seeking to be protected by him so why would he endanger them and their positions? (and no, disappearing with Lyanna for awhile isn’t him endangering his family. Aerys was the one who endangered his family (hot take brandon was the one who endangered the starks like wth was he thinking???). and tbh it seems like Aerys knew exactly where to find Rhaegar so did Rhaegar and Lyanna even disappear? or were they just keeping their location a secret from the rebels? the rebels who ended up killing Rhaegar’s family?)
I will say that how op first started to characterize Lyanna is something I agree with, her being principled, noble, honorable, and just with a sensitive side seems to be true, but then op goes on to continue to claim that Lyanna was wild and that she had little regard as to how other people perceived her. There’s no reason for us to believe that she didn’t care about what others thought of her or that she was wild and wanted freedom more than anything, it just seems like she dared to tread away from what was expected of Westerosi highborn women and that she didn’t want to be married to Robert. And guess what… Robert ended up being an abuser! *gasp* Lyanna dear… you clocked Robert right away.
And seriously… how does any of what op mentioned back up their claim that Lyanna would never resign herself to the position of a mistress? Is being a mistress/paramour really that bad? Does it truly seem like Lyanna would look down on those women? Her mini me Arya doesn’t look down on the courtesans of Braavos who occupy a similar position as mistresses in society. And it seems like plenty of noblewomen have been mistresses in the past and they are still as respected as a woman can be in Westerosi society. Missy Blackwood and Elaena Targaryen are right there. And Op, if Lyanna was Rhaegar’s mistress, why would you think that Lyanna couldn’t have been happy? Are we going to doubt Ellarias happiness and her love of Oberyn because they weren’t married? Should I doubt Rhaenyra and Harwins happiness because Rhaenyra was married to Laenor? Rhaegar and Elias marriage was not a love match. And if Rhaegar and Lyanna did marry… ever wonder if polygamy was introduced as a Valyrian practice by George to hint at Rhaegar taking a second wife? Should I now doubt Rhaenys and Aegons happiness and love because Rhaenys was Aegons second wife?
Now can we please stop acting like two people married due to duty have any reason to love each other? Nedcat seems to be an exception in Westeros. Lyanna and Rhaegar falling in love isn’t ruining Elia and Rhaegar’s marriage when love wasn’t there in the first place.
haha my whole post is a bit messy i just wanted to get my thoughts out :)
fuckkkk i want to tag more (my tags are a mess lmao no i’ve not gone through them and no they will not make any sense)
#robert was a brute#when did lyanna seem disgusted by roberts bastards?#seems like she was just disgusted by roberts behavior of claiming to love her while visiting brothels#say it with me folks: there’s not a single mention of rhaegar loving elia their marriage was for duty#so no rhaegar is not like robert bc rhaegar found love outside of his marriage of duty#robert treated lyanna like an object and never even saw/loved the real her#lyanna clocked that and later fell in love with a man who loved the real her#aka the knight of the laughing tree#yeah the text hasn’t truly confirmed anything yet but at least my version of events isn’t contradicted by the books#omg ppl need to stop acting like being a mistress is some morally corrupt position god damn#nedcat you will always be famous#but jon snow will always be even more famous#bc he’s rhaelyas love child#rip rhaegar lyanna and elia i’ll save you guys from tumblr bad takes#i love that george makes it clear that marriages of duty can be nasty affairs#and tumblr desides to demonize characters who dared to find love instead of criticizing the system of selling daughters off like broodmares#like bruh i would be sooo happy to learn if elia had a paramour on the side#i’m looking at you elia x ashara shippers#tho i don’t think that they had a romantic relationship i do find it hilarious that ppl who claim rhaegar is horrible and endangered his#…family turn around and applaud elia for potentially doing the same…#couldn’t be me tho i pretend that rhaelya and their children are perfectly happy and that elia found love as well#as i think rhaelya were well in their rights to go against the system that tried making them miserable and i hope elia did the same#these tags are a mess and kinda don’t make sense lmao#rhaegar targaryen you will always be famous#asoiaf fandom critical#rip boar you will be missed#robert deserved worse#ppl need to stop acting like rhaelya is homewrecking when george himself calls elia and rhaegar’s marriage complex#jon will learn that his parents were in love and he’ll learn good shit about them and he’ll think good thoughts about them#and then this fandom will go insane and jon will start being hated like dany for daring to love his parents
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hiii, darling :)) i've got a neteyam x fem!reader request, if that's okay!! it's pretty much pure fluff- basically y/n has really strict parents, so one night, when she sneaks out to see neteyam in the forest, he's surprised, asking about her parents and what they might do if they find out she did such a thing. but y/n's fed up with her parents, because after all, she's still young and should enjoy her life at least a little bit, so she bursts, blabbering about how she doesn't care what her parents think and that she can do whatever she wants- the two of them start messing with each other, just running around and causing one another to trip and stuff.. i kinda want it to end with y/n and neteyam kissing, but idk if it should be because y/n's all like "i can do whatever i want" and then kisses neteyam to prove her point (even though she actually likes him) or once again y/n saying all that and neteyam teasing her, basically provoking her to kiss him???!?!?!?! does that make sense?!?!??!? hopefully- obviously they like each other and all that, but the ending is on you :pp okay, thank you and byeeee !!
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Forest Rendezvous
Tags: Neteyam x Omaticaya!Reader, Oneshot, Fem!Reader (Can Be Read As Gn Too), Fluff, Sneaking Out, Idiots in Love, Strict Parents, Set Before ATWOW
Warnings: None
You are fed up with your parent’s overprotective nature. You’ve had more arguments than you can count with them about letting you enjoy your youth for once; like always, they ignore you, and tell you they don’t need to reason with you about their parenting decisions. So, you take matters into your own hands, and possibly Neteyam, too.
AHH THIS IS SUCH A CUTE REQUEST!! as soon as you said they'd run around I was pissing myself of laughter cause imagine two random teenagers going crazy in a forest, especially NETEYAM 💀💀 that boy has barely any sense of adventure in him, could you imagine if someone like Jake or Lo'ak saw him just like,,, running like a crazy person, smacking into trees, and tripping over shit?? 😭😭 As I wrote this it started out super cute and somehow ended up heated idk how 💀 I accidentally wrote this with a twist too LMAO
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╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-╰┈➤ ❝ [29/12/22] ❞
You leapt from branch to branch, taking care not to make a sound. It was eclipse, and you were idly wandering through the woodland.
Now, that's typically quite dangerous, and knowing your parents, they'd slash your eyeballs out for defying their demands for you to remain at home. So, what was your motivation for doing this? Because your parents had a stick that was perpetually stuck up their asses, and they never allowed you to live your life to it’s fullest potential. You were tired of it, and concluded that if you weren't going to acquire their approval, you'd give it to yourself.
You couldn't comprehend why your parents believed the forest was so perilous. Pandora was breathtaking during the eclipse, with the foliage illuminated in dazzling, vibrant blues and purples. Your breath caught in your throat as you soaked in the scenery; of course, you'd seen how the forest transformed at night before, but never from outside the safety of your own home.
You descended from one of the branches and landed on solid ground. The grassland lit up purple with each stride you took, and you were mesmerized. You followed a path of royal blue wildflowers, and ran your palms along the bark of the trees to feel their vitality. You swept aside the lavender fronds that were festooned around your body to fully appreciate the landscape before you.
You stumbled into something hard as you continued to marvel in adulation at the natural beauty surrounding you. When you looked up, a blue chest obstructed your vision. For a brief moment, you were terrified that your father had come after you.
When you discovered it was simply Neteyam, you heaved a sigh of relief. He emitted a surprised gasp and backpedaled from you, his cheeks flaming. He had no intention of being that close to you.
“Y/N? What are you doing here?”
Neteyam was the eldest son of Neytiri, a long time friend of your parents. He was someone you grew up with, but you found yourself yearning for him as the years progressed.
You were fiddling with your hair nervously, having not intended to run into him. “I snuck out. I wanted to see the forest.”
He nodded in understanding, yet seemed apprehensive. “But, where are your parents? Wouldn’t they be mad you did that?”
Your expression immediately turned sour. “I don’t need you also telling me to stay home until the day I die.”
You turned on your heel to leave, but Neteyam quickly grasped your forearm and sputtered out a string of apologies.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that. I just don’t want you getting in trouble with your family...”
Neteyam was always a conscientious son and worked hard to avoid causing difficulties for his parents. You were envious of him, since despite the fact that you were a well-behaved child, he had so much freedom that he didn't even use that you weren't permitted to have. It irritated you even more that he seemed more concerned with what your parents had to say than with how you felt imprisoned at home. As if he'd ever understand your plight.
You snapped. “I don’t care what my parents think! I’m young, Neteyam. I can do what I want, and my parent’s can’t say a damn thing about it! Just stay out of it!”
He remained silent until you finished. You were panting heavily after you concluded your rant.
“I didn’t know you felt that way...”
“No, of course you didn’t! Your parents let you do whatever you want!”
That struck him deeply. It was true; Neteyam knew he possessed all of this freedom, but what you didn't know was that he was always so preoccupied with looking after his siblings and trying to make his father proud, that he squandered all the time he could've devoted to relishing in his youth. Neteyam said to himself, 'screw this,' and resolved to be daring for a change.
“Then why don’t I share it with you?”
You were baffled. “What?”
He snatched your hand and pulled you along the trail. As he dragged you towards a meadow dotted with a few trees here and there, you forgot all about your rage as it was swapped for curiosity. He turned to face you and clasped both of your hands in his, stepping backwards into the clearing's heart.
You raised your eyebrow. “What are you doing?”
He grinned. “Letting you enjoy yourself.”
Before you could question what he was referring to, you were jerked forwards as he drew you into him, whirling around in a dance-like motion. As Neteyam twirled you about, your laughter reverberated through the trees.
He was never a good dancer.
You stumbled over his foot and tumbled onto your backside as he spun you against his body to bend you against by the grass. You inadvertently seized his arm when reaching for the nearest thing to you, forcing him to collapse on top of you.
Both of you exploded into laughter.
“You’re so bad at this!”
He looked at you from underneath him. “Why don’t you try, huh? Spinning people is hard!”
You shoved him away from you, getting back up. “No it’s not! Look, come here. I’ll do it way better.”
You took Neteyam's hand in yours, and as you spun him to curl into your body, you thwacked his head against a tree instead. You gasped, and instantly knelt besides him to cradle his face.
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry! Are you okay?”
You examined his face for injuries. Neteyam suspected your grip was much more lethal than the tree, because the way you were manhandling him was practically crushing his skull in. Through squished cheeks, he said he was fine.
With your undivided attention on him, he thought you were cute. He always did. He should hurl himself into a tree more often, he thinks. In the midst of his fantasizing, he hadn’t realized how close you had gotten to his face. This did not go unnoticed by you, as he began to tremble under you touch. You shifted your gaze away from his forehead, and redirected it between his own and his very, very kissable lips.
You coughed awkwardly, immediately standing up. “You’re such a baby, that was nothing.”
He pointed an accusing finger at you. “You weren’t the one getting slammed against a tree! Who’s the better dancer now?”
You rolled your eyes. “Oh, please. I bet it didn’t even hurt!”
He was standing up now, and towered over you. “What, you wanna try?”
For a brief moment, you looked at him, puzzled, before he shoved you against the tree, trapping you between it and him. He had one fist above your head, and the other gripped the trunk besides your hip. You needed a moment to gather yourself, but it was useless when you registered your position.
“You know, you should definitely be getting home now. I bet your parents are worried.”
You groaned. “This again? I told you, I can do what I want! Besides, I’m with you, what could possibly be so dangerous about that?”
Something akin to rakishness glinted in his eyes. “What makes you say that?”
You laughed to yourself. “You’re such a goody-two-shoes, Neteyam. You’re the least of my worries.”
He neared closer to your lips, maintaining eye contact. “Are you forgetting what position you’re in right now, Y/N?”
His attempt to be cool only made you giggle. That was so unlike him. “What, you’re going to whisk me away into the sunset and ferociously make out with me?”
You secretly hoped he would. The thought also crossed your mind that it’d be a massive fuck you! to your parents, because after all, they didn’t want you talking to boys.
“Who’s to say I won’t kiss you?”
Your jaw dropped, but you couldn’t look away. You were both bewitched yet shocked. “You wouldn’t.”
Where did this newfound confidence come from? Neteyam was never this way! If your parents found out what you did in your little rendezvous with him, they would murder you first, then his family!
“I don’t know, if they saw us right now, they’d probably think I’m a bad influence to you.”
“You don’t influence me at all. I told you, I do what I want.”
That provoked him. Immediately, he gripped your chin and tilted your head up to properly face him. One hand rested on your waist, while the other shifted to grasp your cheeks firmly. Before you could say anything, he captured your parted lips in a searing, almost burning kiss, as his mouth moved in frenzied rhythm with yours. Neteyam practically stole all the air out of your lungs, gasping when he withdrew from you for a moment to breathe.
You pressed the backside of your hand to your lips, inhaling deeply. You held his necklace, unsure of where else to put your hands, trembling as you struggled to process what had just transpired.
You couldn’t meet his gaze. “Why did you do that?”
Neteyam wasn't sure what he was striving to accomplish, but it felt good to do something impulsive for once. It was something he wanted to do. You telling him that he was too perfectly behaved to do anything mischievous, worthy of your parents' condemnation, stirred something within him; he wanted to live a little. To discover the thrill of life within you.
“Guess I’m not such a goody-two-shoes anymore, huh?”
He was beaming again, as if he hadn't just kissed you to death. You couldn't believe that this was the same Neteyam you grew up with, had a crush on for years, and who had never caused anyone any trouble.
“Y/N, I really like you.”
Your fingers were still hooked to his necklace, slowly drawing him closer to you again.
“I guess... I like you too.”
Neteyam's face lit up, and this time he kissed you tenderly and lovingly. Although it was a striking contrast to the other heated, frenetic kiss he had given you, this one intended to demonstrate how much his heart truly adored you. He soon wrapped his arms around your hips and hoisted you up, spinning you around the grassy clearing. You grasped his shoulders fearfully, yelling at him to put you down, but he continued to chuckle.
Maybe you should sneak out more often.
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Omg I’m so happy you replied!! I definitely have more questions.
1. What Cillian character do you like writing about the most and why?
2. What story from your master list are you most proud of?
3. Do you personally have any fic recommendations/ must reads? Other sites included.
4. What gets you inspired to write? Following that question have you ever abandoned a fic?
5. What do you think made you a better writer? If you have any doubts about your work, how do you get past it enough to continue?
6. Is there a Cillian character that you just don’t like, or aren’t interested in watching/ writing about? (Sorry if that’s a loaded question)
omg thank u so much for this!!! i srsly love interacting w u guys, tysm for the thought provoking questions😄🙌
i think i like writing most about robert fischer:) ik it probably doesnt translate considering ive written most for jonathan crane but robert fischer is just such a little sweetheart to me,,, and can go both ways in being a sassy dom douchebag or being a sobbing daddy issues sub darling LOLLL i just think he has a lot of duality to delve into and develop (which ive definitely not done so far☠️) and it helps that his characterization in inception was also very surface level— i have a lot of wiggle room y’know??
i think im most proud of “dine & dash” which im aware probably no-one has read, but getting chris o’doyle’s sassy little dialogue down was like taming a wild beast,,, otherwise, considering my more well-known work, i rly liked writing “honey, i’m home”. i go crazy for the unhinged readers (if u couldnt alrdy tell lmaooo) and seeing jackson get messed with like that was a real treat.
i seriously just recommend anything by @mypoisonedvine,,, they’re literally genius & are the reason i started writing for cillian:)!! other mentions include kitten fics by @pictureinme and, a personal fave, @floralcyanidee’s jackson rippner mile-high club fic!!! these writers are all incredibly talented and im just blown away at their work every single time🫶
my thirst is such a big motivator for writing LMAO😭i wrote “guinea pig” ‘cus i wanted to absolute wreckkk jonathan crane and have him be a sub, and i got a 6.8k words long fic out of said thirst! music & book quotes motivate me a lot too— i spend sm time digging thru my pinterest for a good quote for the beginning of my fic its actually insane☠️and yes,,, im ashamed to say ive abandoned fics numerous times,,, but thats because they were series’, not oneshots. i get bored of series’ pretty quickly, ‘cause i feel kind of trapped by the initial dynamic or mood set in the first chapter. with oneshots, its like writing one long chapter of this trope and this kink or whatever and then its done, and i dont have to exhaust myself going back to tropes or kinks or storylines ive already done.
i think reading made me a better writer. expanding my vocabulary through the words of others was a biggie; seeing something be described in a certain way in someones story had me thinking of out-of-the-box ways to describe another thing (that doesn’t make much sense but lets pretend it does😭). i have many, many doubts about my work, like constantly, but i usually just suck it up. i sound like an attention whore but seeing the reposts & comments & tags on my other work reminds me people like what i’ve written before and certain people will enjoy what ive written now, so i should just finish my work for them. i also take like 100 years rereading my stuff until i think its good enough lmao,,,
ive kinda watched his whole roster of films (atleast ones i could actually find on the internet and not gone missing as a lost piece of media lmao) and i could probably write for any cillian character given i had a good idea and proper motivation. writing for certain characters is definitely harder for me to do though, so its likely i wont write for them/will take a long time to do so. an example is lenny miller— anna was such an insufferable movie to me, and lenny’s screentime wasn’t long at all, atleast not long enough for me to properly grasp his character. he just felt like a horny hardass fbi goof the whole time i could not take his 5’7 ass seriously😭cillian is smexy as hell in anna tho, so we’ll see😈another would probably be robert capa from sunshine,,, hes beautiful and deliciously musty in that but the whole spaceship setting kinda freaks me out (considering i know 0 zilch nada about space, spaceships, or anything of the sort, so it’d definitely be inaccurate). an au with him id definitely do, though! (with that hair of his my mind is already forming a 90s band au, guitarist!capa x singer!reader story…)
again thank u so much for these questions!! i feel like i rarely get to chat to u guys so this was well appreciated😄🫶thank you so much for reading, for sending these questions in, and for being an overall sweetheart, anon!
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Thermodynamics (Kaeya x Reader x Diluc)
Author’s Note: Hrng imma be honest this is entirely self-indulget kinda- like i had the idea and idk if the execution is any good but uh enjoy nonetheless- Reader is gender-neutral, and interchangeable anatomy [ex. pussy/cock] will be used if you don’t like that, don’t read this. (Also - Diluc and Kaeya are meanies) THIS ISNT KAELUC IN THE SLIGHTEST, they aren’t dating in this nor will they ever date in any future fics/one-shots I write (they're brothers pls-) so pls think of it as them tag-teaming yn-
Warnings: Multiple orgasms implied, heavy temperature play, (temperature play centric, basically lmao) impact play/spanking, harsh degradation/name-calling from Diluc, pet names, and praise(?) from Kaeya, safe wording (side note: it’s okay to safe word!!! Esp in sex!! Do it if you feel uncomfy during sex at any moment!!)
Synopsis: No plot babeyyyy this is porn with no plot/plot what plot story lets goooooo. But fr tho the whole premise is that you came to Diluc and Kaeya and wanted them to use their visions on you in that way, and uh… Well, they deliver.
Word Count - 700+ words
“Aww~ Aren’t they cute, Diluc?” Kaeya chides, lifting your drool-slicked chin so you can face him, lidded eyes crossed and tongue lolling out in the best fucked-out expression the cryo user had ever seen.
You hear Diluc scoff behind you, which turns into a groan as he shoves into you ‘til he’s balls deep in your hole. All the while, hot hands play with your sensitive chest, and an ice-cold hand messes with your clit/cock, stroking lazily and rubbing circles until you see stars.
“Sh-Shut up, Kaeya… Tryin’ to focus…~” Diluc grumbles, giving your left nipple a pinch. It makes you cry out, eyes snapping open as lean into both men’s embrace.
You try and find something to hold onto with Kaeya, the man in front of you, as Diluc fucks you hard and slow from behind. The stimulating duality of temperatures pushes your senses into overdrive, making you squirm til the redhead grabs your hair and yanks.
“Oi,” He growls in your ear, pace quickening to where you can hear and feel his balls slapping against you, “Tryin’ to run away, little whore? Thought you wanted this~”
You whine and shake your head, while Kaeya clicks his tongue at Diluc calling you a name.
“Don’t be like that, Diluc,” Kaeya says, placing an icy kiss on your cheek. (it makes you shiver as goosebumps track your arms from the contact) “Little puppy didn’t do anythin’ wrong…”
If you had a tail, they’d be wagging between you and Diluc as Kaeya calls you that name. Little ears on your head would have been perked up, but Kaeya can see the immediate light of your eyes. It makes him chuckle, seeing you so eager to be railed by fire and ice at the same time.
Red hot hands deliver a harsh SMACK to your rear that makes you snap out of the awe Kaeya had you under and moan loudly, your head falling onto the blue-haired male’s shoulder. Diluc smirks and pinches your right nipple with warm fingers, rubbing circles all around it.
Then, it stops. You drop from cloud nine like an anchor and whine loudly.
“Jeez, eager to continue still?” Diluc asks, breathy laughter erupting from the back of your neck, “You’re givin’ me a run for my money, little whore~”
You whine against the cock in your mouth as Diluc swirls his tongue around your cock/clit, giving flicking licks and harsh suckles. Meanwhile, Kaeya groans and pets your head as you swirl your tongue around his ice-cold cock, inhaling deeply through your nose and whining around it as his step-brother pleases your privates with his tongue.
“Fuck, jus’ like that, pup… Suck y’er popsicle jus’ like that~” Kaeya slurs, feeling the whines around his dick come to a peak as his stepbrother makes you cum for what seems like the millionth time tonight. Your juices spurt onto Diluc’s tongue and he chuckles, giving your rear another smack with a hot hand.
You had to stop. Before it got worse.
“Good little whore for me, baby~” He says, two fingers prodding at your entrance again, “Think you can do it again, slut? Hm?”
In all honesty, you aren’t sure. Between the sensation of Diluc’s hot tongue on your cock/clit, and your tongue weighing heavy on Kaeya’s cold dick, you’re not sure if you can take more. In fact, the burns and cold were starting to hurt. Ice patches began to form on your skin and the burns started to seep through the exodermis.
Taking your mouth off of Kaeya’s freezing dick and cough, making Diluc stop and Kaeya look down at you with a worried expression in his one visible eye.
“R-Red… Red, please, I-I need to stop.” You breathe, swallowing thickly. And immediately, both are off of you, Diluc coming up from behind you and wrapping gentle, strong arms around you. Kaeya backs off the moment the color’s name leaves your mouth, rushing to grab a blanket and a care kit.
You lay against Diluc’s warm chest, your own heaving, trying to catch your breath. Looking down at your stomach and thighs, you see the effects of their visions - ice cold, pale patches, and flushed hot red ones dot your skin. Among that are dark bruises shaped like mouths and hands.
You three… Went all out, that’s for sure.
Kaeya comes back with a warm blanket and a first aid kit, treating each burn, frozen and warm, and Diluc wraps you in the blanket. You finally are able to steady your breathing, and look at the two men, grateful that they listened to your safeword.
Diluc and Kaeya bicker amongst themselves as you start to get drowsy from exhaustion. As you drift off to sleep, they agree on one thing - you’re theirs.
#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#kaeya x reader#diluc x reader#genshin impact#genshin impact smut#genshin impact thirst#~the king's library
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Strange Encounters
This one was requested by @photo1030 as a ‘continuation’ of “A Good Way to End a Shitty Day”
We’ll see just what happens when maybe someone sees something they aren’t exactly supposed to see.
That being said
Warnings: NSFW, Arthur being hot and sexy, some poor soul walking in on y’all, Modern Arthur, Modern reader
Tags: @mrsarthurmorgan7 @cantchoosejust1 @6kaja9 @pcotarelo @kieropal
I lost my tag list recently lmao so if I missed anyone please let me know so I can write it down to remember next time!
Also, this one might be a little shorter, for the simple fact that it just kinda makes sense to be???
lets go!
You grip onto the edge of Arthur’s work bench pushing tools out of the way with your elbow as Arthur’s hand sneaks up to the back of your neck, profanities coming out in strings from his mouth with every smack of his hips against your ass.
You’re trying not to make sound, remembering a similar situation that had happened in the kitchen just a few days ago, it seemed as though he really liked the view of you being bent over like this for him.
Arthur’s hand tangles in your hair, and rather than him pulling you to his chest as you expected him to, as he had a few days ago in this similar position, he pushes your face against the workbench, not hard enough to hurt you of course, but hard enough to keep you from lifting your head.
“Yeah, like that, you keep....fuck....keep that head down and....an’...jesus...arch that back like that....just...nah...” His other hand moves from your hip where his iron like grip had been glued to it, and he gently presses against your back, gliding his hand up your spine until you were arched the way he liked.
“Mhmm...like that..” He groans, and his hand returns to your hip while the other stays in your hair.
You can’t believe you’ve managed to get into this situation.
It wasn’t late in the day, and before meeting Arthur you never thought you’d be the kind of girl to have mid-day sex, yet, here you were.
You’d come out to offer him some lunch, he’d been working on his bike for the past few hours in the garage, sweating over it, cursing at it, unable to figure out exactly what was wrong with it.
After handing him that sandwich he simply grabbed the bag from you and pulled you close, giving you a kiss, despite his greasy face, and then sighed against you.
He told you he’d gotten frustrated with the damn thing and he’d finally caved in and called John, hoping maybe he’d know more about the model than he did.
Then, he’d muttered this:
“I got about half an hour before he gets here, so I want your pants down and you against that bench, now.”
He needed to get that frustration out.
You would gladly let him get it out on you, you’d been missing him yourself.
Usually Saturdays were spent together in bed, or on the couch watching movies, but sometimes the two of you got busy.
Well....
Now you were getting busy.
“Ngh...Sugar, I need...fuck...move your hips this way...yeah....fuck...shit...yes...like that.”
His hands travel over your back, pushing your shirt up, exposing your skin to the air.
You feel a little ridiculous with your underwear and jeans around your ankles, here in the garage, but, the feeling is fleeting as Arthur plunges into you again.
The floor beneath you is slightly damp, from the mess that’s starting to drip down your legs.
“Arthur~”
“That’s right Princess, say my name for me.”
He hits a particularly sensitive spot and you let out a moan, feeling Arthur’s hand squeeze around your ass as you do.
“I think I could get used to this.” He mutters out. “Havin’ you in the kitchen, now here....wonder where else I could get you to bend for me.”
“Anywhere Arthur-”
“Anywhere huh? You like it when I have you like this don’t you?”
“Yes, yes-”
“Of course you do, you like it when I’m rough,” He gives a harsher thrust for emphasis. “You like that don’t you?”
“Yes Arthur!”
He hums, and continues to pound into you relentlessly, his hands moving over your body, your thighs, your back, tangling in your hair.
You’re far too busy listening to the sounds coming from Arthur’s mouth, yours, the sound of skin slapping skin, to hear anything else, so is Arthur.
Which is why neither of you hear the sound of a car door closing just outside the closed garage door.
You can feel yourself beginning to tense, you’re close to being finished, close to getting what you need, what you’re looking for, when the door next to the workbench clicks open.
“Shit!” Arthur is quick to find a nearby rag that’s luckily big enough to cover the two of you, at least the most important parts, and he tosses it over you.
John stands, wide eyed staring at the two of you.
He simply blinks, his mouth hanging open at the sight of you.
“Marston! Get the hell outta here!”
Arthur’s voice is strained, and he waves him out.
“Wait outside for just a second!”
John shakes his head as though he’s cleared it and steps back outside, his face getting redder by the second, the door slams behind him loud enough to knock off one of the license plates that Arthur’s hung up for decoration.
You feel his head against your back and listen as he sighs deeply.
“Well, that moment’s gone.”
“I didn’t hear him...” You mumble.
“I didn’t neither, I’m sorry Darlin’ I didn’t mean for him to see-”
“I know...I...I think I’m gonna go out through the back door to the house, okay?”
“Yeah, jus’...uh...here, let me clean up what mess there was anyway and you can head up, but don’t you think I’m done with you.”
You chuckle and take a deep breath, hoping that you didn’t have to look John in the face at any family functions anytime soon.
#rdr2#rdr2 community#arthur morgan#arthur morgan x reader#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption 2 drabble
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Hey look a fanfiction
Scam/Jodie
Friends to lovers, multi chapter, hurt/comfort?, no beta we die like Glenn, idk what to tag this I’ve never written fic before lmao, spoilers kinda?
Rating: still Teen so far?
Chap 3/?
Previous chapter:
It was dark, uncomfortably so, and some part of him in the back of his head knew he was somewhere in the forgotten realms. Jodie reaches out, relieved when his hand hits a stone wall.
The lights flick on illuminating a long hallway. He’s been here before… the well in the middle of the hallway was gone and a door sits open under the portrait of the library and Scam at the end of the hallway. He hesitates before stepping forward, this was potentially a very bad situation, he’d followed Scam home uninvited after all.
The door creaked loudly and set Jodie further on edge as he stepped through into a room he’d never seen before. Long windows that showed scenery that didn’t make sense or carry over to the next, a fireplace filled with an unsettling green fire, with several mall katana on display over the mantle and a single empty armchair with a high back, sitting in the far corner and surrounded by a pile of books and manga.
It was eerily quiet for a space that belongs to Scam and Jodie felt himself wishing he’d stayed in the hallway. Jodie crosses the room and in a bid to break the silence flips through a stack of vinyl records on a shelf. Almost the second he touches an old Wham! Record music starts to play in another room. Smooth Jazz drifts into the room through a previously unseen doorway. He doesn’t hesitate this time, pushing the new door open and stepping in. Into the exact same room. He crossed the room and pushes open another door and it’s exactly the same again, this time the colors completely reversed themselves. Again and again he was starting to lose track of how many of the same room he rushed through. He shoves open another door.
“Just come out! I know you know I’m here.”
The floor shifts beneath Jodie’s feet and he reaches for the door he just stepped through but it’s gone. The music gets louder as Jodie looses his footing, falling onto his back. His instincts had been completely right, he was in danger.
He takes a second before getting to his knees and trying to find balance on a floor he couldn’t even see. Without warning the lights flick on in this room too and the floor seems to instantly level out, no longer feeling like something pliant. “Hey! can you stop messing around?!”
When it’s no longer too bright to see he realizes he’s in something that looks like it could be a banquet hall, kneeling on the floor next to a table. He sighs and uses the edge of the table to pull himself to his feet, still feeling a bit dizzy. To his relief the Jazz music had settled to a quiet tinny sounding background noise, not unlike that of an elevator.
“Well well well~ and Here I thought I’d outstayed my welcome!” Scam sits halfway across the room, his all too wide grin seeming to spread even further than before, his mustache curling to match the edges of his smile. He watches Jodie, unblinkingly and takes a sip of tea from a cup he’d seemingly gotten from no where. “I didn’t expect you to come after me~”
“I had honestly thought you were going to trap me in some maze of endless rooms…” Jodie let’s out a relieved sigh and takes a few steps towards Scam.
“Ohhh believe me, I was going to~” Scam takes a sip of tea again and Jodie, despite having taken steps closer seems exactly the same distance away as when he started. “You do know I can’t be trusted don’t you?~”
“Look…” he tries moving closer again, closing zero distance, he frowns. “Oh come on…!” He was getting frustrated now “Who’s fault is that? Not everything is a game! Some things should just be off limits, you keep messing with peoples’ heads and getting surprised when no one likes you!” The words taste sour on his tongue and he regrets it the second he says it.
“And here I’d mistakenly assumed I was a lovable scamp~!” Something wraps around Jodie’s ankle and before he has time to react he’s tipping forward, landing face first on the soft carpet in the front hallway. Scam’s disembodied voice echoing from somewhere unseen.
“You’re free to leave!~ do go ahead and let many doors hit you on the way out!”
Jodie pulls his ankle free, a black tentacle retreating into the floor. “I’m not leaving.” He stomps down the hallway, back towards the door under the portrait.
“Oh but you are~” the door in front of Jodie opens to the outside.
Jodie slams it shut and heads down the hall in the opposite direction, but when he does, the hall spins and leaves him facing the door to the outside again.
“I said I’m not leaving!” He sits in the center of the floor.
Scam’s voice rings out shriller and angrier than before “visiting hours are OVER~!” The hallway starts to tilt.
Jodie grabs the carpet, sharp nails digging into the fibers to hold steady “I didn’t mean it!” Flames start licking up his arms, his wings spreading incase the hallway turns entirely vertical.
The hallway stops tilting.
That worked?
“Some people….” Jodie makes a face “think you are a ‘lovable scamp’ okay? Not everyone dislikes you”
Jodie waits an uncomfortable amount to time in silence just gripping the carpeting.
“Okay fine! I… ” He blushes. “Think you’re kind of…. You know…. A lovable scamp”
The hallway tilts back fast, going completely horizontal and Jodie gets a face full of carpet again. He slowly gets to his feet and brushes a bit of carpet fiber out of his mouth. The door leading to the maze of rooms opening up again on its own.
Dreading another endless loop of what could only be described as a cursed sitting room, he hesitantly steps in.
To Jodie’s immense relief the room was slightly different. The jazz was still playing softly and the original furnishings reminded but there were now two couches sitting opposite each other added to the rest of the rooms odd decor. Most importantly though, Scam himself was now sitting in on one of them or rather lounging on his side.
Jodie walks around the opposite couch and sits down “I shouldn’t have said it. I’m….sorry”
“Ohhh? I appreciate a good apology as much as the next fella for sure! Especially one you came to all on your own~” he tilts his head “Do you want to repeat what you said in the hall though Jodie?~ “ he rolls onto his stomach supporting his head with his hands and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl. “Something about finding me lovable?~ perhaps even the most lovable scamp you’ve ever met? Maybe you find my jokes and japes irresistibly charming~? ”
Jodie doesn’t make eye contact, Feeling incredibly put on the spot. Does he say it again? Clearly Scam was going to make fun of him if he did, he wasn’t about to go and out himself just to get made fun of…he had a better idea.
“You like games right?”
Scam’s eyes practically light up “what was the biggest hint?”
Jodie smirks “Truth or Dare?”
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dnd dads#dndads s2#dnddads#dndads season 2#dndads fanfic#dungeons and daddies fan fiction#scamster#scodie#scam/jodie#scam actually#scam likely#jodie foster#jodie/scam
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it’s ok!! there’s no rush on responding or anything ☺️
it really is! I tend to love people with fire and water in their charts because they’re usually a nice balance of like… being emotionally intelligent and earnest and a lot of fun… and we can see that in mingyu in the way he’s like. THE most bulliable member of seventeen haha (oooh! what star sign are you out of curiousity? im actually a Pisces myself too… a triple one at that lmfao… I have sun moon AND mars in Pisces) but yeah for sure…! he’s so acts of service oriented that being able to take care of you/having you ask him for things or help with things etc would make him feel a sense of pride I imagine
hehe thank u kindly! this edging piece has existed in my mind for forever but it’s been a hot second since I’ve written any kind of smut so it’s just like… floating. AND HE DOES… but I do think he would get off so much on the gradual progression of you pretending to be bored to when you’re visibly into it… or maybe because I find the concept of face sitting with mingyu where you’re pretending to focus on a book/or a video game really hot haha. who knows. I just… like if you’re not calling him a good boy what are you doing with your time. he’d probably even like it outside the bedroom
he would really be satisfied if he just made you come and he was left wanting… luckily for him you probably like leaving him a mess way too much to deny him completely…
you’re absolutely correct! id argue soonyoung is up there in baby girls but hhu is a unit full of them… wonwoos babygirlism appears only in specific situations but that makes it more lethal when it does appear… and seungcheol is so interesting in that he both has a protective instinct to take care but I feel like the baby girl is definitely there it just needs to be fully coaxed out…………
(also your tag. i would like to see them fight to the death over who is the most baby girl. going seventeen episode idea??)
anon i don’t think you understand i think i might be in love with you- TRIPLE PISCES??? geez i think i am in love 🫣 im actually a taurus sun, aries moon, leo rising, aries venus, and cancer mars, those are the ones i know off the top of my head
he is the most bulliable you’re so right for that 😌 i don’t think anyone else in svt would take it quite as well as he can. he can take a lot from you, especially verbally, he’ll just pout like a puppy and complains but he will 100% be over it in 30 seconds or immediately if u kiss him he’s just always heart eyes for someone he loves 💔
no but seriously even as a sub i just know it feeds his ego so much when you start out kinda bored, not really paying attention to him to you getting really into it like he wants the full ‘suffocate him with your thighs’ experience also yes yes yes to the good boy thing bro not to be soft or anything but like, calling him a good boy while playing with his hair with his head resting in your lap pls im crying
he is so focused on you though like even if he’s unconsciously whining about how worked up his is, he’s still focused on pleasuring you again and again until you tell him to stop. at least to him, only your pleasure matters <33 and if you do decide to make him cum, he’ll be literally so grateful and polite like pls 💔
omg i can’t believe i forgot soonyoung 😭😭 he is also very baby girl but idk man i think you’re underestimating wonu’s and seongcheol’s power like maybe i’m just on twitter too much (which is correct lmao) but i’m always seeing those two
#not the gose episode tho 💀💀#that would be hella funny tho ajshshshs#anon#sub!seventeen#sub!svt#sub!mingyu
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This or That tag game
Thanks for the tag @verkja <3
Historical or Futuristic
I’de honestly have to say historical but I do like futuristic if it’s science related or post apocalyptic so it may be a tie it just depends on how its done or what genre it is. My own writing usually takes place present times with some futuristic technology added in, just because I would be too nervous of messing up anything historically related.
Opening or Closing Chapter
Closing chapter. I love it when things end its my favourite it just feels like checking something off a to do list, otherwise im left with an empty unaccomplished unfinished feeling and that mental list in my head never gets checked off (im looking at you manga i never finished reading)
Light and Fluffy or Dark and Gritty
Dark and Gritty is always my go to, but certain genres I do like just nice fluff- Like most G/t related things. Hamster story is pretty light compared to most of my other works… TSATS is verging on concerningly harsh.
Animal Companion or Found Family
Found family <3 I love <3 especially when it represents the queer community. Animal companions I never really felt anything for… Like an anime mascot. Clarence reminds me of a mascot character since they’re sadly outnumbered by humans.
Horror or Romance
Horror. Idc about romance pretty much at all, like I have ships, and its cute and a common story element but im pretty ace (probably aro) and it just isn’t in my top interests. I have done romance rp’s which I adored but horror is always my top pick <333
Hard Magic System or Soft Magic System
My world building has a hard magic system with some loose rules if that makes sense… Especially my small elves they have a lot of set rules that I try to follow, especially with how their magic works and what they can do.
Stand-alone or Series
I like both, but series does have more impact a lot of the time. Pretty much all of my own stories are meant to be one book though. Theres already so much detail and world building and stuff for me to remember its easier for me to keep it at a manageable length. TSATS is by far my longest story but I don’t really know how long it really is in a book format…
Edit- I didn’t understand this last night at 2 am LMAO, I definitely like a series better than stand alones.
One Project at a Time or Always Juggling 2+
Im juggling so many things its actually disastrous. Its too much. Hamster story is taking priority right now because I seem to have a steady follower base for it and I want to keep it going at a nice pace ^_^ the other ones I don’t know if I will post so they’re really not in any rush. I would like to finish rats race though just for myself because I want to move onto better things and move away from the boxboy-esque genre.
One Award Winner or One Best Seller
Doesn’t matter either way. I don’t want to get too well known because I am uneasy about people forming negative opinions on me, which tends to be unavoidable for many many famous people, even if they’ve done barely anything wrong.
Fantasy or Sci-Fi
Both :) I do have to admit I lean more towards fantasy most times because it’s usually pretty and whimsical and foresty which is all mesmerizing to me. TSATS has both which I still don’t see too often so I find that really fun to play with. It still definitely leans on the fantasy side since its from my small elves perspective.
Character Description or Setting Description
Character description. I read things for the characters and like to know what they look like and know their quirks and such. Honesty I always have to look at my writing and try to see where I can add more setting descriptions because im always so focused on the characters and forget that people kinda need to know their surroundings… The characters aren’t just standing in a white void 😭😭 I swear. Sometimes I its more vague because I will not remember the colour of Ratty’s car, or what Kats house looks like for example… so I leave the details out…
First Draft or Final Draft
I only ever do first drafts and trying to get more comfortable with doing second drafts and editing but I would really love to have a final draft someday hoo boy… someone teach me how to do it haha 😂 /srs/gen/pls go into my dms
Tagging who ever want to join!!
#tag game#breezy’s post#whump tag game#i am always too scared to tag anyone i dont want to leave anyone out or add anyone who doesn’t care for it#breezy talks#ask game#breezy answers
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i saw catboy series in your tags and my mind immediately raised it to: cyno, but he's a dogboy, and he acts like he was born to be your bodyguard. anyone he doesn't like the vibes off gets close to you? oh boy you'll have to hold your darling back because the man barks and bites.
also i am dying for the thought of night cuddling with cat!scara ;; just ;; imagine waking up and seeing scara next to you bc he was cold and wanted to be next to you and the man is so acting like he doesn't care that he's like, on his side with his back towards you and he's not even touching you but he's so close that you just. kinda end up big spooning him bc how couldn't you and he wakes up in your arms and you can like ;; kiss the area between his shoulder blades softly and hear him purring he'll deny it SO HARD once he's fully awake and concious of his surroundings lmao i love this man i am in love with him sigh
also save catbedo from himself
but also i get the feeling that sometimes he fails his "experiments" with exploring the house just because he likes the way you cuddle him afterwards
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Cyno as a cat -
if it wasn’t for his strong ties to the jackal (it’s not a wolf, I hate hoyo for adding that stupid sound effect of a howl because Anubis is a JACKAL and it makes no sense) then I could see him as one tbh, one of those strays you found that followed you home because he chose you as his human and you’re under his protection now. He’d be a cuddler but much like xiao, would disappear if you had guests, but he’s always watching in the shadows. If he senses bad vibes, you are absolutely right, he will attack, whether he’s a dog or a cat. No one’s hurting his precious human. His personality suits a lone wolf boy, or a mysterious stray cat, I would give kisses to both <3
That’s so cute I love him so much OTL imagine if he has one of those spots behind his ears or somewhere on his body where your finger would just lightly brush against it snd he just completely melts. He hates it when you do it though because it makes him completely vulnerable. ‘Ugh, stop, you know I…’ and he’s just a complete purring, pleasant sounding mess because it’s the one thing that calms him down and only you can do it, if anyone else even tries to touch they’re getting a backhand and a hiss. (And you get cuddles n a kiss ehe) also, when you’re close, he has this habit of wrapping his tail around you, so even if you’re not cuddling because ‘ew no why would I want that’, he’s always touching you in some way - keeping you close to him as much as he can. It’s quite endearing, but don’t bring it up because it embarrasses him and he’ll try to avoid you after that (doesn’t last long for either of you)
Catbedo does it an accident once or twice, but after he sees how much you coddle him, he’ll definitely do it on purpose to get your attention because he’s too awkward to just ask;;; it’s okay though, you understand <3 you just wish that he didn’t have to get his tail or ear stuck in something because he was too curious, you don’t like it when he’s in potential pain or danger
#bun speaks#🍓 anon#cat boys !!#this is at the top of my list to write tbh#i just need some ideas for catzuha#cat boy series
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Red time :D I’m watching Jojo
Pregame
Ollie freaking out that they’re supposed to change skins 😂
Mmm yes studying time
I am taking so many notes queen
What are Jojo’s teammates’ pronouns? She used they/them for Ollie but idk
Also heads up that I don’t know Spanish so I’m just gonna be smiling and nodding
J… my beloved
Ollie so proud of having done their homework :))
Kara doing her best, we stan (I know absolutely zero Spanish send help)
WHY SANDS EARLY???? 😭😭😭
Ok it makes sense since there are a lot of new people but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna be happy about it /hj
They are the underdogs, I believe
Jojo being so proud of Ollie and how much they’ve studied <333
“Oh my god I love the emojis” I love Ollie ;-;
I want them to win so bad, you don’t get it
“We’re on the same team!!” “Not right now” I love Ollie and Jojo’s banter so much
Ollie talking about how they hope this could be the start of MCC including more Spanish streamers and being really excited to be part of the event being more open to other communities :)))
Oh my gosh mc ultimate, that was so long ago
We do a little bit of breathing, so true
Me not knowing a lick of Spanish but loving the energy :))
I only know like five words in Spanish so I’m just vibing and every now I’m then like “ah yes, bien means good”
It probably says something that listening to people talking in another language doesn’t even sound weird to me because of how hard APD goes, it just sounds like this to me sometimes even when I do know the language lmao
The “THIRTO YNE” in the sky 😂
Rocket Spleef
The excited/nervous energy on this team is so endearing, they’re all so happy to be here but also with a healthy coat of anxiety
Them all cheering Jojo on :))
That last minute elimination lol
THE MCC LORE!!! THEYRE LOOKING TO HIRE A NEW SKYWRITER CAUSE THEIR CURRENT ONE MESSED UP!!! I love MCC you guys
TGTTOSAWAF
Gonna be real, I was spaced the heck out during this game, Jojo did well tho!!
Parkour Warrior
So do we know what happened with Shadoune?
They’re a player down but they’re keeping morale up :))
Jojo’s ability to first try the wavy bridge thing is incredibly intimidating actually
She’s going for the hard ending!!
That checkerboard is breaking my brain but I kinda love it???
The STRESS
Ollie’s popping off tho
FIRST!!!! oh wait nevermind 😭😭😭
Parkour Tag
They’re popping off!!! They’re lasting so long so often!!
The way you can tell that they’re having so much fun now that they’ve found a groove :))
Capitan top 5!!!
“Chat, I was the nerf” Jojo 😂
Sylvee my beloved
What song even is this lol
OH it’s good for you, helps when you can actually hear the instrumental lmao
Holy crap Bad, I know he didn’t mean it but that is the most backhanded compliment in existence
Grid Runners
They’re doing well!!
That copy the sculpture was pain tho
It felt like they figured out the rod thing really quick
Meltdown
I’m so ready for them to pop off, you don’t understand
Jojo frantically switching to English when she gets frozen is way funnier to me than it should be
Ayyyy they won the first round :D
Nooooo them just running around a locked room is and falling into the lava together :((
Survival Games
Gonna be honest, the pov I have to read subtitles for probably isn’t the one I should be watching while drawing lol
They’re doing great though!! People are just dropping like flies and they’re killing it
They swept blue!!
YOOO first place with all surviving!!!
“Hispanic on top!!! Vamos!!” Hell yeah!!!
“The Spanish Inquisition” 😂😂😂
He doesn’t know where the sand goes 😭😭😭
Sands of Time
The “holã HBomb” in the chat <333
I believe in jojosolos sot supremacy
They all sound so stressed but that’s not really an indicator of how good it’s going in sands lol
It’s so funny to hear “oh my gosh” after 90% of the English words in this call have been “f*ck” or “ok” lol
It’s super possible indeed :)))
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dodgebolt
Them <333
Capitan 1v3!!
THEY WONN!!!!!!!
Jojo winning shot my beloved <3
MASSIVE DUB FOR SPANISH SPEAKERS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Jojo appreciation hour <333
THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE COIN 😭😭😭 “we get a prize?” I’m losing it
They’re so excited about the box <33
“I’m gonna propose to my girlfriend with that” OLLIE 😂
Ollie wanting to team with English streamers too :))
“I think Jojo- she doesn’t speak English, right?” “I don’t- no- I…” “No?” The absolute flub 😂
They’re so excited to come back :((((( I love them :(((
I love chill after calls :))
Captain/capitan team <333
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I’ve got to figure out how to word this so I can put it in my little pinned info thingy. Because I don’t think it will make sense to anyone but me. Like it’s bazaar. nsfw tags below the cut.
I don’t have it in my info, I’ve just made posts and reblogged posts about it. I will eventually put something in there, I need to redo my info anyway because it looks a mess. BUT I do want to say, this I don’t care about? These tags are fine by me. Like my own personal thing is when people go into detail about what they want to DO? You know what I mean? If you’re feeling some type of way I don’t actually care, it’s just when someone writes a whole fanfic about themselves and the dudes in my tags, where it’s like “I would ____ and ____ and ____” Does that make sense? I feel like it does to me but it wouldn’t to anyone else. It’s fine if your thirsting but I don’t want to hear details like “I can’t wait for Chan to cum on my face” or “I can’t hear with Lee Knows dick in my mouth” (these are tags I've gotten, not a fan) but if it’s just like "I feel some type of way" it's just kinda whatever to me. If someone can word that short and sweet for me so I can put it in my info that'd be great. lmao
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I really like your Wonwoo stories so I’m REALLY looking forward to lonely hearts club! You write Wonwoo so well, especially the soft sweet side of things which is hard to come by as a soft fan myself. Can I make a request though? Since you noted that this is a chubby fem! reader, and also mentioned about people writing POC readers, would you consider noting if the reader insert will also likely be fairer complected? Its always a bit of a bummer just how often a reader insert mentions the reader blushing, but didn’t make mention of the reader being fair skinned… kinda sucks for us POCs who don’t blush visibly— not to say you can’t have a reader blushing, it would just be helpful if that was mentioned somewhere in the info on the fic you know?
hiya lovely! thank you for the ask and i'm glad you're looking forward to lonely hearts club <3
typically when i write, i try to exclude any indication of reader's body in general unless i tag it (like with chubby reader fics). usually this means reader not blushing and instead doing something like fidgeting when embarrassed or their face getting hot (which as far as i know doesn't imply a change in color--just that you're embarrassed enough to feel it if that makes sense?) or just in general feeling flustered.
if any of those imply skin tone, my bad! feel free to let me know since i'm still very much a white girl who can mess up from time to time. if i ever write something and don't put an indicator of reader being fair skinned, absolutely just send me a quick ask/message and let me know and i'll most likely fix the wording instead of putting in a disclaimer since i like for my fics to be as inclusive as they can!
ty for the polite ask btw <3 i'm happy to do whatever i can to make my fics accessible for as many people as they can or at least tagging them appropriately! it's definitely not the same as imagining yourself as another race, but i know i like... always get super taken out of a fic when reader is just easily carried by whoever since there is no way some of these men are picking me up, or at least picking me up easily (unless they've got superpowers lmao then ur 100% good)
#wooahaes.ask#asks.anon#inclusivity is something really important to me typically in body type but i'll always try my best to make sure my fics are like#open for pretty much anyone to read unless stated otherwise! <3#like... ik its absolutely not the same thing but i hate feeling excluded based on my body. i dont wanna make anyone else feel like that#words like 'your thin stomach' and whatnot tend to fuck with me if i'm already doing bad mentally so i just try to eliminate anything#that can potentially identify a reader as a certain way unless im purposefully writing something like a chubby/fem/short/etc reader#literally 'tiger stripes' was the aftermath of me reading a fic that went 'your flat stomach' and getting both upset and kinda pissed bc#there was literally no warning for it at all#anyway i'll stop rambling and just say: i'll always try to put a disclaimer if reader is meant to be a certain way#whether thats race or gender or body type. if i accidentally dont say something feel free to correct me
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Oh oh oh can we also talk about fics that we know you're still hiding because if so! 1 & 11 for the pacific rim fic??
1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?
this mainly came from the absolute DROUGHT that is the lack of pacific rim fics in the f1 fandom. it’s a hate crime. no it really is. and none for sewis ?? are you kidding me. insane (don’t even get me started on having none for valewis who are the definition of drift compatible as user hungerpunch’s tag for them is constantly pointing out. as it should) so yeah. that’s why i started writing it. there are a few deaths in it (which is why kyle refuses to read it lol) and i am currently going through smth rn so this became almost a projection? like a cathartic piece of writing bc i just wrote the characters going through what i am going through and then it got sad and long and kinda spiralled and now i’m 25k words in and not stopping soon 😔😔
(the layout of it is very. present times scenes with jumping back to the past at random moments. before everything went to shit. and i wrote it like that bc lewis is a fucking mess in this fic and all over the place and i just wanted to capture that vibe and also the feeling of everything being all over the place and out of control and how sometimes when you wake up. right away. you don’t also know what’s real and what’s not. if that makes sense lmao?)
11: What do you like best about this fic?
ok so. i think i’ve made this fic way too personal bc i don’t really like it? i lowkey hate it actually but i can’t bring myself to stop. what i like about this fic is probably the emphasis i put on lewis and jenson’s friendship or valewis’s friendship. i just love the both of them so much. in any shape or form. and there is such a lack of them !! (also i wrote pierre as this like. feral stray that saw lewis being all sad n brooding n went that’s the one i want. and just. imprinted on him. and now refuses to leave. so he’s always fun to write)
ask me fic questions
#agahjsks yes you can !! why not lol#pls i could talk about this fic for hours. mainly bc then i don’t have to write it lmao#tw death mention#<- just in case#ask me fic questions ask game#anon tag#niamh.asks
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i don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips (corpse x reader)
Summary: Corpse suggests you flirt with each other to mess with the fans. What happens when you suddenly catch feelings?
Authors Note: This has been in my brain for so long so I decided to write it. May or may not write a part 2, im not sure. Lemme know what you think! My requests are open for fic/headcannons aswell 💖
It should have been simple.
Flirt, mess with the fans a little, sit back and relax.
It should have been simple.
You remember Corpse coming to you with the idea.
“Why would we do that?” you had asked, frowning at your phone screen. It had been another late night phone conversation with him; something that was starting to become a regular occurrence.
You pictured him shrug as he answered. “Fun?”
“Are you so bored you wanna make a fake relationship with me?”
“Not a relationship. Just do what we do now, but like, more.”
You had agreed before your brain had even registered it. On paper it was straightforward. You already flirted a little anyway, you were naturally a flirtatious person, and so was he. It made sense; or at least you had told yourself that it did. You knew the fans already shipped you together, you saw the things they tweeted as you occasionally lurked the ynhusband tag on Twitter. It was just innocent fun right? No-one was going to get hurt.
For a little while that was true. For a little while he called you baby and you called him darling and it meant nothing. Your face didn’t feel flush when he commented on your latest Instagram post and your heart didn’t do a little flip when he would call you just to see how you were. The phone conversations were your favourite; curled up in bed with the phone on your pillow, trading secrets into the night. He had suddenly become this constant in your life, this almost routine familiarity like brushing your teeth or going to get milk.
You weren’t sure what changed, when it had gone from being innocent fun to meaning something. It was like someone had flicked a switch, and Corpse was no longer a warm glow but this bright, blinding light that hurt your eyes to look at too long. It was almost cruel, the way you wanted something so unobtainable; the universe’s idea of a joke had no humour in it. The thing with Corpse was he was so unaware of the power he had. He was mysterious yes, but he was faceless among a sea of faces; of course people were drawn to him. And you were just another.
You started to pull away. You played different games with different people, you ignored his tweets. It was easier, if you never interacted with him, you could pretend there was nothing but shallow feelings instead of the crashing waves that threatened to pull you under. The fans had started to notice; your streams were filled with questions that you refused to answer.
“Where’s Corpse?” you read aloud as you scrolled down the chat. “Probably in his house? Go ask him.” Your tone was bitter even to you and you inwardly cringed. He hadn’t contacted you in 2 weeks, and while you were thankful, you were hurt by it. It was stupid and hypoctritical of you to be upset by something that was your own doing, and you weren’t sure what you had expected from him. He had other friends, other people to talk to, why would he have cared about you anyway?
Your phone lit up next to you, and you ignored the pang of disappointment at Rae’s picture flashing up.
Rae: Among Us???
You hesitated for a second. The likelihood of Corpse being there was high, but you knew deep down he wouldn’t say a thing to you, not on stream or in front of your friends. You could just ignore him, like you had been doing and it would be fine. You weren’t sure you believed yourself anymore.
“Guys, you want to watch me play Among Us? I’m not sure who’s playing, other than Rae.” You looked at the fast flowing stream of affirmatives and emojis. Guess you had to do it now. You opened up the game and joined the lobby.
“-yeah she looks really fucking cute,” you heard Corpse say as you logged in. You looked down at your outfit,; he definitely wasn’t talking about you in your oversized t-shirt and sweatpants. You had been on stream for a few hours now; your eyeliner was smudged a little and any lipstick had worn off with the constant drinking and licking your lips. No, he definitely wasn’t talking about you.
“Hey guys,” you said tentatively, swallowing down the feeling of jealousy at Corpse’s previous words.
A chorus of greetings hit you, and you smiled at their enthusiasm. You had played with Rae, Sykunno and Toast a few times before, but Felix, Jack and Ash were new to you, though you knew of them.
“Hey Y/N,” Corpse said. You had hoped after 2 weeks he wouldn’t still affect you so much, but the way your stomach turned said otherwise.
“Hey Corpse,” you replied, hoping your tone was casual.
“I haven’t seen you in a while, how are you?” he asked.
“Oh. Uh yeah, I’ve been a bit busy I guess, how are you?” You looked down as you answered, picking at your nail polish. You glanced at the chat that was filled with messages.
corpsesbaby: You can always tell when someones lying coz they look down”
llamadelrey: why is this so awkward lmao arent they friends??”
simpsforrae: This is like is a breakup i swear
“I’ve been okay, thanks” Corpse answered, drawing your eyes off the chat and back to the game. You nodded as you muted your mic to go back to your stream.
“I hope I don’t get imposter, I always suck at that so much.” You watched as the screen counted down and the word IMPOSTER flashed up alongside Corpse’s name. “Guess I jinxed it guys.”
Great. Not only were you imposter, you were imposter with Corpse, which meant you would have to actually speak to him. Maybe you wouldn’t have to.
You both followed Rae as she walked up towards Greenhouse, and you cornered her while she did her task, killing her quickly.
“Everyone seemed to go right, so we should vent back towards cafeteria to avoid suspicion,” Corpse said.
“Okay,” you answered. You vented together, and you muted your mic to laugh. “This is kinda cosy guys.” You said to your chat. You briefly imagined what it would be like in real life to be so close to him.
You moved to Admin where Toast was doing his task. Before you could say a word, Corpse had already killed him and you both vented outside Cafeteria. “Fuck, that was so close,” you muttered, chuckling a little.
“Don’t worry, I got your back,” he replied, making your heart sing a little.
“Oh my hero,” you said, making a point of swooning to your chat, your voice high and airy. “How will I ever repay you?”
He chuckled, “You shouldn’t ask questions like that.”
You flushed at the suggestive tone he had taken, and you hoped it wasn’t noticeable but judging by the comments in your chat, it clearly had been. This was another issue you had with Corpse; he always made these type of comments with you and it was really annoying. You knew there was no chance he was being serious, and sometimes you wished he would stop it purely because it got your hopes up.
delilah: shes BLUSHING
dreamofme: uWu yn uWu
You opened your mouth to respond when Dead Body Reported flashed up, bringing your thoughts back to the game.
“Toast and Rae are dead,” Sykuuno said. “I found Rae in Greenhouse and Toast in admin.”
“I was in balcony, I went there from the cafeteria,” you said confidently. You hated being Imposter, especially being teamed with Corpse, who was so good at the game, you had a lot of pressure to do well.
“I was in MedBay, I didn’t see you YN,” Ash accused.
“You only see if they enter through the left door. She entered through the other door,” Corpse answered for you.
“And how do you know that?” Felix asked.
“I was in Cafeteria,” Corpse replied.
“You could’ve vented YN,” Jack said.
“No I couldn’t have, if Ash was in MedBay, she would have seen me. Unless she wasn’t in MedBay,” you suggested, smirking to your cam as you muted. “It’s not going too bad I don’t think? Always feel like I’ve been arrested when I’m Imposter.”
“Little sus of you Ash to say you were in MedBay when you weren’t,” Corpse said. You gaped a little at how easy it was for him to manipulate the situation, it was almost scary.
Ash argued as the other players began to agree and discuss among themselves. You smiled in success at the text on the screen.
Ash has been ejected.
You split up this time, and while you hadn’t really spoken during the game, you kind of missed Corpse’s astronaut next to yours, and you said that to your chat. “Haha, our colours did look cute together, I agree.”
Any previous trepidation you had had disappeared as soon as you had heard his voice; and you realised how much you had missed him. You would simply just need to deal with your feelings; they would go away eventually anyway. You just hoped it wasn’t too late for you to start again with him.
You walked to MedBay with Skyunno, making small talk as you did.
“I’m glad to see you playing with us, it’s been a little while,” he said and you felt bad that you would have to kill him. As you turned towards him, ready to kill as he did his task, Jack walked in. You mouthed oops at the cam.
“What’s going on here?” Jack asked, suspicion in his voice.
“I was just saying how nice it was to have YN here,” Sykunno replied. You stood and faked your task, watching the green bar fill as you did. It would be too risky to kill here.
“Ah yeah, Corpse has been asking after you constantly,” Jack said. You blinked at the response, it had caught you off guard.
“Oh?” you replied simply. You mentally shrugged it off. Of course he would have asked about you, you were friends, that was all.
DEAD BODY REPORTED
“Felix was dead in Reactor,” Corpse announced. “Oh Corpse, you’re taking a risk here” you said to your chat.
“I was in MedBay with Jack and Sykunno,” you replied, smiling as they agreed. “Where were you Ash?”
She sighed sadly. “I was in Labs, but I was doing a task, I swear!” You all agreed quickly that Ash would be the next voted out.
“2 to go,” you said triumphantly. “I thought I was gonna drag Corpse down, but it’s going okay!”
The round started again and you could feel yourself getting tired. Hopefully this wouldn’t be too much longer to finish the game.
You circled round Corpse a few times, hoping that he would understand your signal. Luckily he did, and you both vented to Decontamination where Skyunno and Jack were. The room had already started to emit steam, making it extremely easy for you both to vent unnoticed and kill them both.
You grinned at the Victory message that flashed up.
“Good game guys!” you said. The others congratulated you and Corpse on your win and you smiled at the sound of your names together. You had it bad.
“It was all YN,” Corpse said.
“Pfft you ssh being humble, it was all you,” you replied, taking your hair out of your ponytail and running your hand through it.
“Your hair looks nice,” Corpse commented and your eyes widened. Your heart started to beat a little quicker. How long had he been watching your stream?
“It’s bad to watch someone’s stream without telling them,” you replied, making a show of pouting for the camera.
He laughed a little. “What can I say, I’m a bad guy,” he said, singing the last words. You laughed at the sudden Billie Eilish.
“Guys, either play another game, or get a room,” Felix interrupted. You blushed a little and rolled your eyes, the chat going crazy from the corner of your eye.
“And that’s my cue to exit,” you said, yawning. “Bye guys, have a good night!” You wished everyone and your chat goodnight before closing the stream and leaning back in your chat. You couldn’t believe Corpse had been watching you. You hadn’t said anything too incriminating, but still.
You prepared for bed, settling back into the softness of your pillows as you grabbed your phone - a terrible habit you really needed to stop.
Corpse: Can I call you?
You gulped at the message that appeared on your screen, a gnawing feeling of nervous clung to your throat as you typed yes. His name came up almost instantaneously and your hand shook as you pressed to accept the call.
“Hey,” he greeted.
“Hey, what’s up?” you asked, trying to keep your voice even while your heart beat erratically in your chest.
“It was nice playing with you again,” he commented.
You sat up a little as you held the phone against your ear. “Did you call me to tell me that?”
“I haven’t spoken to you in a while.”
You sighed a little. “Yeah, I’ve been a bit busy, sorry - “
“You’re lying to me and I don’t know why,” he replied. You had never heard his voice like that before; so angry and hurt. You tapped your foot against your mattress as you thought what to say.
“I -”
“Did I do something?” he asked. You had been so selfish; blocking him out to avoid being hurt, but you hadn’t thought about his feelings. He was more popular than you were, you had assumed he would be fine, that he wouldn’t care if you were around or not.
“No, you didn’t do anything, I swear -”
“Then what? Because I thought we were friends, close friends and then suddenly you pretty much disappear. But you’re still streaming with other people. It’s pretty shitty of you.”
You chewed the inside of your cheek and looked up, the sting of tears threatening to fall. “It was really shitty of me, I’m sorry.”
“What happened?” he asked. “Please just tell me.”
“I don’t know what I’m meant to say,” you replied softly.
“What do you want to say?”
You blinked, the anticipation of unspoken words caught in your throat, making it hard to swallow. The taste of them was bitter on your tongue. “I...I have feelings for you.”
There. You had said it. There was no taking it back now, and you felt like your heart was about to shatter with every single second of silence that passed. You could hear him swallow on the other end of the phone. “Are you saying you’re in love with me?”
You bit your lip, taking in the meaning of the question he had asked. It wasn’t something you had thought of, you hadn’t conceptualised your feelings for him, not put them in a box labelled love or anything. “I don’t know. I feel something for you. And it kinda sucks being your friend and having those feelings. So I pulled away.”
“Why does it suck?”
You laughed bitterly. “Why wouldn’t it? Feeling something for someone that doesn’t feel the same is fucking shitty.”
“I asked you to flirt with me YN -”
“Yeah, for fun,” you interrupted.
“No, I said for fun, but really I just wanted you to,” he replied. “I feel something for you too. How could I not? Has anything I’ve ever said to you sounded like it was just for fun?” You smiled at his response, your heart no longer on the fit of breaking, but suddenly doing flips and soaring through your chest, radiating warmth through your body.
“Oh,” you said, your brain was overloaded with thoughts, and was apparently no longer capable of coherent sentences.
“Oh? That’s a great response, thanks,” he teased, but you could tell he was smiling as he spoke.
“I wasn’t expecting you to say that, I don’t really know what to say honestly,” you replied.
“Well, baby, how about you say yes to a date?” he asked.
“Yes.”
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The Great Christmas Bake Off
Pairings: Ethan Ramsey x F!MC (Josie Kingsley), Bryce Lahela x F!OC (Cassie Kingsley), Sienna Trinh x M!OC (Marcus Ramsey)
Summary: The gang spend Christmas together with their children
Format: Pictagram posts
A/N: This is completely pointless but it was a random idea I had lol and I know this wouldn’t make sense as they’re all doctors who would most definitely all be working over Christmas but I’m just going to ignore that lol. I’m also kinda spoiling my own AU here with Marcus’ relationships with Ethan and Sienna but I loved it too much not to post lmao but if you really don’t want spoilers then just skip the last photo!
For context: Amelia and Cassie are Josie’s younger sisters who are also both doctors are Edenbrook. Ethan is married to Josie and they have three kids: Lily, Jonah and Hope. Cassie is married to Bryce and they have twins, Henry and Alexis.
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*AU1 SPOILERS* At this point in time Sienna and Marcus also have two children, April and Daniel.
A/N: If there’s one lesson to be learned from this contest, it’s don’t mess with the Ramsey girls lmao
A very merry Christmas to all those who celebrate and happy holidays to those who don’t! Either way, I hope you have a wonderful time!!❤️
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Helllo, I hope all is well, may you do Beel with scenario 3, thank you! I hope I’m not late to this!!
Beel is literally so sweet but can be so oblivious sometimes lmao but I still love him tho 🧡 reader is gender neutral!
Also this got kinda long my bad 😭
Prompt Scenario: “Person B hiding in a closet to jump out and surprise Person A, but Person A just keeps not going near the closet by chance.” with Beelzebub!
Today is the day.
After plenty of time spent planning, you’re going to surprise a demon: a demon who won’t accidentally kill you if they do get scared.
You’re going to surprise Beel.
You see, you just found out that you won two all you can eat vouchers for Ristorante Six through a bet with some classmates, and you knew how excited and beyond happy Beel would be if you invited him to come with you (since there is NO way you could eat all that food by yourself, and free food equals happy Beel, so it’s a win-win). So what better way to tell him than as a surprise? There was only one problem.
You have not seen Beel at all today. And you’ve been in the closet going on two hours.
You know that he doesn’t have anything planned today, you double checked with him before you sneaked in the closet! So why isn’t he here yet? You bet 100% that he’s stuffing his face as usual, but he would’ve texted you by now to see if you wanted to tag along! Or maybe he got so hungry again that he forgot-
You heard the door open and close.
You held your breath when you heard a growl echo in the room.
“Ah, I’m so hungry...”
Oh thank goodness, it’s just Beel and his empty hole of a stomach (you still forget how his stomach could sound just like Cerberus). Now’s your chance! You’ll wait till he inches towards the closet, then jump out with the tickets and yelling out “SURPRISE!” Should you throw your arms up? Should you try to jump into his arms? You know that he’ll catch you, his reflexes are scary good like that.
“Maybe I should use the emergency snack stash in the closet.”
Oh man now’s your chance! His steps are inching closer and closer to the door. Okay, on the count of three. One...two...THRE-
“No, that’s MC stash whenever they come over. I don’t want to eat it and then we can’t share anything...”
You can just see the frown forming on his face and him rubbing his hands together all nervous. “But maybe they won’t mind?”, he began making his way towards the closet again. You gripped the tickets tighter, mentally preparing yourself to launch-
“No, I better not. I don’t want to upset MC. It has some of their human snacks and they’ll be sad if I ate them all now. Maybe I should see if Belphie kept Madam Scream’s custard, I could always buy him another one later...oh I could buy one with MC! But where are they...”
Oh my DIAVOLO.
Out of all the times that Beel is being considerate with someone else’s food is the time that you don’t need him to be. Why does he have to be so caring and soft all the time?!
You are ready to pound your head against the wall.
You’re ready to give up and just open the door when it sounds like he’s...sniffing something? His stomach growl filled the air, and then he was stomping towards the closet, quicker than you could process it.
You practically screeched when the door was yanked open, Beel peering down at you with a hungry look in his eyes, which then turned to confusion, then cheerful. Here you are, fallen on your butt, the vouchers stuck on your sweaty palm, petrified.
“I thought I smelled you in here!”
“Smell...?”, it came out so small and you swear that you felt your voice crack. Oh this is embarrassing. Not only did the surprise fail, but now you stink!
He nodded, “I thought I was just smelling your snack stash, but you always smell really good, so it’s not hard to find you. And I have the best sense of smell in the house. But why are you hiding in the closet? Did you get hungry too?”
“No, I was trying to surprise you, but I failed,” you sighed out. You forgot how Beel can practically sniff out anything, being the Avatar of Gluttony and all, he had to have a good sense of taste and smell. Wait, he doesn’t know why you’re in here, so you could still-
“What’s that in your hand?”
He gasped and snatched your wrist, lifting you up as you squeaked. “Is that two all you can eat vouchers for Ristorante Six?! MC, how did you-“
So much for the surprise, huh?
You must’ve zoned out over your failure, because the next thing you knew, you were being tossed over Beel’s shoulder, staring at the ground in shock.
“MC, I’m hungry.”
You gulped.
“Wait can I atleast change first before you go?!”
“There’s no time to waste, we need to go. Now.”
“But Beel-“
Your cries were ignored as you both (or rather Beel) raced to the restaurant, you still being carried on his shoulder.
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Lucifer is not a happy camper right now.
It’s past midnight, and he had to come out and personally apologize to the owner of Ristorante Six because his younger brother still doesn’t know how to control his raging appetite and his rage in general when he is being denied food. And also because of a certain human who thought that giving the Avatar of Gluttony an all you can eat voucher would fully satisfy his hunger.
You and Beel both see him tapping his fingers meticulously, no doubt deciding on some sort of punishment. But luckily (or rather unluckily), he’s too tired to think of something right now, but he rest assured that he will have something by tomorrow. So no chance of escaping punishments.
Well that sucks. You didn’t know that Beel would go to that far after they told him they couldn’t serve him anymore (but you couldn’t blame them, Beel ate literally everything, and they didn’t have enough food for the other diners. They were even starting to run out of water and bread, and you would have never thought that was possible). You should have known better that his appetite probably wouldn’t have been fully satiated, but you couldn’t help it when you saw how his face lit up once you were both there. You knew it was because of the food, but Beel swore that it tasted better because he was with you.
Either way, you’re fine getting in trouble if it meant to see Beel smiling, even if it wasn’t for long.
Bonus:
“MC, I’m sorry I got us in trouble.”
He’s giving you that puppy dog look, the look that’s hard to stay mad, that’s hard to be mad at. “It’s okay Beel, I’m not mad. I still had fun, and even though we aren’t exactly allowed back right now, it was worth it right? You still had fun, and that’s all that matters.”
He stopped you before you could say goodnight by grabbing your hands, gaze turning serious. “Let me make it up to you.”
“Beel it’s okay, I told you I’m not upset-“
“But I am. You were just trying to do something nice for me, and I messed it all up.” He was sulking, his shoulders beginning to slouch. “It won’t sit right with me.”
Then a genius idea came to you. This could be very beneficial for you both.
“I know how you can make it up to me.”
“You do?” His head shot up. “How?” His eyes practically begged you to tell him.
-
Lucifer was both shocked and amused at the sight he saw.
Here Beel was, cooking breakfast (human breakfast to be exact), without eating the food. When he went to question him what exactly brought this on (he was still getting punished, but if this attitude kept up it might not be as severe), Beel only said one thing.
“I’m making it up to MC.”
He then put the food on a tray (that was even adorned with a flower and was that fresh squeezed orange juice?!), and promptly left the kitchen. So the human got his brother who ate everything in sight to make breakfast for them and not eat a single piece?
You continue to surprise him at every turn.
-
“MC, are you up?”
The sight of you tangled in his covers, dressed in one of his old shirts, is a sight that he can get used to. When he heard you groan and mumble out something (maybe a good morning?), he brought the tray and put it on his nightstand. “I made you something, and don’t worry, I didn’t eat a single piece, but I was tempted to because it smells so good...”
“You can have some Beel.” You sat up, stretching and overlooking the tray. He wasn’t lying when he said that this smells good, because it’s making your mouth water.
“No, it’s your breakfast, and I ate a little bit of mine earlier. Besides, the coupon says that I can’t have a piece and we have to follow it.”
If you would have known making some homemade “Beel Favors” coupons at two in the morning would make him feel better and get you treatment like this, you would have done this a long time ago, with him and the other brothers. But Beel is such a sweetheart, and you would feel bad if you just took advantage of him.
“Now, say ‘ahh’.”
“Beel,” you started to chuckle, “you don’t have to feed me.”
“But I want to, and the coupon says that I have to so...please?”
You don’t have it in you to say no, so you open your mouth, even mimicking the sound, as he gently fed you.
You both knew that the coupon said the feeding part is optional, but who were you to deny such a face? And he said please too, so you couldn’t refuse him now!
If he kept this up, you might have to redeem your 10 free kisses coupon early. But you don’t think he’ll mind if you do.
If anything, he’ll make the kisses unlimited if it’s from you.
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