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now that I can think semi-coherently again...whooooo's ready for Friday WEEHOO

"Oh, Father."

Deluge || Episode Twenty-Three || Season Four

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

practically emanating

a small note for the incoming 'reddit refugees' because i've seen multiple posts contradicting this:

reblogs are wonderful things. especially when it comes to work people have created because it's the most effective way to share it amongst this site. absolutely reblog posts. but LIKE them too!

when someone likes one of my dumb shitposts it's like receiving a pat on the back for my insanity. it's a subtle nod of appreciation as you pass each other on the street. i love it.

and i keep seeing people saying "don't like posts, that's annoying and serves no purpose to the non-existent algorithm" but that just dismisses all the people on here that love getting likes too? i have a handful of followers that spam like things i've posted/reblogged daily and i treasure those people dearly ✨️

FIRST TIME IN A BOAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AFTER SHE WENT TL HELL CAME BACK AND RETURNED WITH A WEIRD ACCENT LIFE IS GOOD

So long story short it was greed and homophobia

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

Two things about the Amazing Digital Circus

The title is accurate,it is amazing.

IT TALKS?

THEY SPEAK. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BARK LIKE A DOG,THEY CAN COMMUNICATE

MY LORD,THEY'RE A CHEF. NOT ONLY CAN THEY SPEAK,THEY HAVE CULINARY PROWESS. I THOUGHT BUBBLE WOULD BE LIKE A GREMLIN THIS ENTIRE TIME

It's always, like, mildly annoying when people see a het trans couple and go "all that work just to be straight?" like... one, you don't know if they're straight and two, trans people don't owe you a queer sexuality to "make up" for the fact we're trans. Transhet people aren't a subtype of trans people, they're members of the trans community, and the queer one if they so desire!

Eddie, posting a TikTok: Hey g-

Steve, in the most accusatory voice ever: What did you do?

Eddie: What?

Steve: Did you break your NDA again? There’s a guy outside in our bushes

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh! Yeah, this pap has been following me around all week. No idea what he thinks I’m up to.

Steve: …It’s paparazzi?

Steve: Okay, I’m going to hit him with *reaches for the closest swingable object* a tennis racket

Eddie: Oh my god, just turn the sprinklers on before we’re on the news.

Eddie, to the camera: And people think I’m the unhinged- Steve, don’t open the door!

Eddie: Anyways, stream Corroded Coffin’s new song. Out tomorrow. Gotta go.

NO SPOILERS FOR DRAGONS RISING S2 PRESENT‼️‼️

HAPPY S2 RELEASE !! HERE'S A LAZY COMIC I DREW FOR MY B-DAY AND SWIFTLY FORGOT TO FINISH ! ALSO I WROTE LIKE THREE PAGES FOR MY FIC TODAY SO I'M HOPING THE NEXT CHAPTER IS ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST READY 👍

silly lil motivation from a silly lil guy

My page for @kairizine. It was such a huge honor to be part of this wonderful book with everyone, I had so much fun!

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house/cuddy/wilson and foreman/chase for @its-kinda-snowy🎉 (who is incredibly talented and you should definitely go check out his work!) as part of the @housemdgiftexchange, shout out to @professionalpenthief for organizing this ♥️ happy (early) new years everybody!