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offline-nobody · 9 months

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since kyle is uncomfortable with getting shipped, this is the new kestrels dynamic

#if i had a penny for every time i used this textpost with scar #id have two pennys #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice #pirates smp #kyleeff #goodtimeswithscar #inthelittlewood #themythicalsausage #theorionsound #kestrels

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strawbbz · 2 years

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I like them

#empiresSMP #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empiresSMP hermes #esmp hermes #smallishbeans #themythicalsausage #mythicalsausage #i am soooo normal about their coparenting dynamic #empires fanart #empiresSMP fanart #esmp fanart #mcyt

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remderance · 5 months

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i've been watching sausage for a while now, and a few days ago, a realization struck me: every one of his characters always has one or another of 3 particular traits.

so behold, i made a chart with some of sausage's skins and their place between The 3 Sausage Traits

#I swear sausage has been on my mind for a normal amount of time #mythicalsausage #themythicalsausage #empires smp #afterlife smp #new life smp #pirates smp

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transmcytshowdown · 7 months

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submitting MythicalSausage!

submission added! he's so very genderfluid to me i don't know what it is but like,, they're just so girl

#submissions #mythicalsausage #themythicalsausage #transmcytshowdown

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catboy-scott-agenda · 1 year

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some nature wives wedding hcs (courtesy of the nature wives discord)

sausage started planning the wedding the day he learned shelby liked katherine. he and tortoise coordinated the actual wedding and argued over the colour scheme (sausage wanted green and pink, tortoise wanted blue and purple). they finally agreed on lavender and sage green.

fwhip made their rings, and shelby enchanted them so that the wearers can communicate through them.

katherine made her own wedding dress. she also designed shelby’s outfit (a suit embroidered with flowers), but she needed help adjusting it since katherine didn’t want to actually see her in it. luckily, scott knows a thing or two about sewing.

gem is katherine’s maid of honour (she actually woke up for the occasion), tortoise is shelby’s best man

pix officiates the wedding.

lizzie is the ring bearer. fwhip makes a joke like “ring bearer? i thought she was a cat!” she refuses to speak to him for the rest of the wedding.

hermes is the flower girl.

during the “speak now or forever hold your peace” bit, joey jokingly starts to stand up to object. sausage pulls him down. only shelby laughs.

for their first dance, oli performs a ballad he wrote for them. it’s twenty minutes long. he had to be dragged off the stage so he wouldn’t start another number.

big thanks to @foggy-rain, @distraughtfulsul, @phai-the-lesbiab, and @dragonsfortune for helping come up with these!

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sgorbyx · 2 years

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Working on a little something

#empire smp #empires smp #empires fanart #empires s2 #smallishbeans #empires joel #themythicalsausage #Please give the child a name #I need to know how to referee to my beloved #my art

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sprucefrog · 9 months

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Martyn naming the voicechat group for him and Sausage "Kisstrels"

#i am convinced pirates smp is gay vacation smp #pirates smp #inthelittlewood #mythicalsausage #themythicalsausage #inthelittlewood aka martyn #mcyt #spruce posts

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aphoniaa-two · 11 months

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ghast guy

#art #procreate #digital art #artists on tumblr #sketch #drawing #new life smp #themythicalsausage #mythicalsausage #Minecraft #nlsmp fanart #nlsmp

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etherealkins · 2 months

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queerplatonic pearlescentmoon x themythicalsausage (empires smp/hermitcraft) with themes of sunflowers, divinity, and reincarnation.

requested by: anon | made by: crowley

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offline-nobody · 9 months

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#empires s1 #empireblr #empires smp #geminitay #themythicalsausage #fwhip #wither rose alliance

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jjledragon · 2 years

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Can the Empires SMP members throw it back?

Season 1:

Pixl: You wouldn’t expect it, but actually knows what it is! Not the best, but certainly not the worst

Gem: Too dignified to do it in public, but secretly learned the prefect technique for personal bragging rights

Lizzie: Unaware of what throwing it back is, saw Joel do it and thought it was just a him thing

Sausage: Can’t. He thinks he can, but he’s just so bad at it and no one has the heart to tell him otherwise

Katherine: Absolutely refuses to

Jimmy: Cannot throw it back. Unlike Sausage, everyone loves to bully him for it

Pearl: Threw it back once, and it may have killed a man

Scott: Pretty damn good at it, but only his allies know

fWhip: Thinks “throwing it back” is another word for twerking

Shrub: Unaware of it at first, but Scott told her about it and thinks it’s weird

Joel: The best. Cannot be beat

Joey: Also really good, but jealous of Joel bc he’s better

Season 2:

Pixl: Knows what it is, tried it once in his bedroom, and swore off of it for eternity

Gem: Decent

Lizzie: Claims to be good at it, but doesn’t even know what it is

Sausage: Yes. Does it all the time to the detriment of everyone else

Katherine: Can, but is very awkward about it

Sheriff: Surprisingly good at it, but doesn’t throw it back in front of anyone

False: No clue what it is

Scott: Does it more than Sausage, he and Scott throw it back to each other as a greeting

fWhip: Prefers to watch others in his secret tunnels

Shelby: Can throw it back, but is self conscious when doing so in front of others

Joel: Threw it back once and it caused a tsunami

Pirate Joe: Only does so when drunk

Oli: Tried to throw it back, but got sent to jail before he could even finish

#empires smp #empires smp season 1 #empires smp season 2 #pixlriffs #geminitay #ldshadowlady #themythicalsausage #katherine elizabeth #Solidarity Gaming #pearlescentmoon #falsesymmetry #smajor #fwhip #shubble #smallishbeans #Joey graceffa #theorionsound

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remderance · 5 months

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goodbye, pirates smp...you were everything

drew this while crying and watching sausage's finale lore stream from pirates smp

that was such an amazing journey, and pirate sausage will forever stay in my heart as one of the most gorgeous sausage's characters (although i will never forgive him for not having blue eyes)

here's also a few sketches of him that i've done earlier but didn't post...

#mythical sausage #themythicalsausage #mythical sausage fanart #pirates smp #special tag for my bucket full of tears #my art ꮚꆤꈊꆤꮚ

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pacificwaternymph · 11 months

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"Dad?" Hermes hedged cautiously, sliding into the room. The doctor at Sausage's side and Joel both looked up at his arrival, their expressions telling him everything he needed to know.

The doctor whispered something into Joel's ear, who nodded grimly and thanked them, before briskly exiting the room, brushing past Hermes with a sad look.

He didn't try to stop them. Bubbles's words still rang in his ears.

Hermes. It's your father.

Hermes rushed to his dad's side, looking up at him searchingly. As if he were hoping to hear that this were all an elaborate joke, that at any moment Sausage would leap from his bed, perfectly fine. But he found nothing.

"Why is this happening?" He asked his dad. "I thought we had more time."

Joel's mouth twisted, looking as though he were holding back tears. He put his hand on Hermes's shoulder. "So did I."

Hermes swallowed around a lump in his throat. He stepped away from his dad's reassuring embrace and approached his ailing father's bedside, observing his unconscious form. Rocky stood on the other side, crying silently. It seemed that he had already said his goodbyes.

Hermes slid his hand into Sausage's.

"Papá?"

Sausage's eyes fluttered open, cloudy and confused for a moment. But they cleared when they landed on the demigod, and a smile stretched across his face. "Hermes... my boy. I'm glad to see you again."

Hermes inhaled shakily. "Pops, I- I don't know what to say, I-"

"Shhh... shh... it's alright, mi amor. Everything will be alright." Sausage briefly freed his hand to reach up and brush Hermes's cheek. Hermes grasped onto his wrist, shifting the hand to fully cup his face and leaning into the touch.

"Please... please don't go," he begged. Sausage's expression turned mournful, and with great effort, he lifted his second hand to gently pry his first away. Hermes clung to it as hard as he could, but allowed their hands to be lowered back to the bed.

"Oh, Mijo..." Sausage chuckled without mirth, the sound faint and wheezy. "I wish I could stay longer, I really do. But this is not my decision. My time in this world is coming to an end. Your Tía Pearl awaits me in the grand halls of her realm."

It wasn't what Hermes wanted to hear. No matter that it was likely the truth, that everyone in the room already knew there was no delaying the inevitable. He couldn't bear the thought of his father leaving him.

"Papá..."

"Oh, don't be like that." Sausage's mouth quirked upwards into a smirk, something almost like amusement bleeding through. "There is nothing to be done, nothing I would have done. This... is the most perfect ending I could have ever hoped for. More than, even. You know for most of my life I didn't believed I would make it this far."

Hermes shook his head vigorously. "But it's not my end. I still need you." He wasn't ready to live in a world without his father. To be without his steady reassurance and grounding presence. A constant beacon, like a lighthouse in a stormy sea.

"And you will still have me," Sausage promised, squeezing Hermes's hand. "This is not the last you will see of me, Hermes. Be strong. Like I know you can."

Hermes tried to say "I can't," but the words stuck in his throat. Sausage seemed to hear what went unsaid anyway.

"Do not sell yourself short. You are a demigod. The son of Joel, king of Stratos, the survivor of the Gods, and I, the protector of Sanctuary. Once I am gone from this world, I will ascend to the role of a true guardian. And you will be here to take my place. I may not be there physically, but I will always be watching over you. When you seek my guidance, I will be there."

Sausage's eyes turned towards the ceiling, although they seemed to be staring at something beyond it. He had that distant look in his eye that he got whenever he talked about Tía Pearl.

"Not even death could tear this family apart," he whispered. Hermes's vision was blurring, water running down his face.

"I'll miss you," he choked out, only barely able to speak the words. Sausage turned back to him, and in his gaze was the full brunt force of his love. It felt like a punch to the stomach.

"I will miss you too. But be brave for me. Promise that you will do your best to carry on our family's legacy. That you will be kind to others, be their guiding light in the darkness. And that you will never lose that wonderful spark of yours. Promise me, Mijo." Sausage brought their hands to his chest, his stare more intense than Hermes had ever seen it before.

It was a few moments before Hermes could bring himself to speak.

"I promise, Papá."

Sausage let out a long, relieved breath, sinking down into the pillows. His eyes turned distant and glassy once more.

"My son. I am glad to have you here with me. I love you so much."

Hermes smiles weakly, barely able to see through the tears. "I love you too."

Sausage smiled back. Then, slowly, painfully slowly, his eyes dulled. His grip on Hermes' hand went slack. One minute there, the next gone.

Hermes's face crumpled. He pressed it into his father's chest, sobbing over his body. Joel came up beside him, pressing a hand onto his back wordlessly. The two of them sat in silence, mourning the loss of their family.

A soft glow began to emanate from Sausage's body. It started under his eyelids, and spread outwards, wrapping around him completely. Hermes startled, but his dad next to him didn't look surprised. Instead, Hermes looked up at him to see a bittersweet smile on his face.

The golden light glowed brighter, turning from translucent to opaque, until it was too much, and Hermes had to turn away. In his peripheral vision, he could see his father's body dissolving, rising towards the ceiling in small golden whisps before disappearing entirely.

Hermes held onto his hand until there was nothing left.

#i am not hispanic so if i misused any of the spanish words here please let me know!#anyways felt like something sad to accompany the fluff :)#my writing #empires smp #empires smp s2 #empires season 2 #empires smp season 2 #empires s2 #empires hermes #empires smp hermes #hermes empires smp #mythicalsausage #mythical sausage #themythicalsausage #smallishbeans

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glittermutt · 9 months

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absolutely hollering at the comments under sausage's live rn

#mythical sausage #themythicalsausage #pirates smp #rambles #mcyt

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justamagicalpurpleshark · 1 year

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I love how suddenly hermitcraft got 70% gayer as soon as they went through the rift.

I mean just tango and jimmy's rancher reunion was full of squealing and hearts and ahhhhh (so cute it hurts - zero hetero explanation possible)

Nevermind whatever was going on with Keralis and Sausage (and Jevin bejng the unconfortable third wheel). Like any more innudos and the sever would lose its PG rating. My dudes. Incredible. Was in fact laughing the entire time. What legends

#team rancher #hermitcraft #empires smp #hermitcraft x empires #rancher duo #keralis #hermitcraft memes #ijevin #themythicalsausage #tangotek #jimmy solidarity

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fynchfire · 2 months

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Life series/Hermitcraft etc. out of context quotes

“I was going to get him one time and then you’d finish him off with your balls!” Sausage, Pirates

#pirates smp #pirates #mythical sausage #sausage #themythicalsausage #mythicalsausage #out of context quotes

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