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The Tree of Knowledge (kinda)
#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl ratau#cult of the lamb ratau#cotl flinky#ratausnake#them as kids#myart#alicroft7 art
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Ah- this is the sweetest HashiMada fanart I've made so far uwu
#hashimada#madahashi#hsmd#hashirama x madara#madara uchiha#madara#hashirama senju#hashirama#naruto founders#naruto#fanart#my fanart#idiots in love#madara in a dress#hashi is a sweetheart#them as kids#fluff#tooth rotting fluff
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I don't know how to caption this lol but I present some HashiMada Angst (?)
"Is it selfish of me to ask if we could go back to the way we used to be?"
#hashimada#madahashi#hashirama x madara#madara uchiha#hashirama senju#madara#hashirama#hashimadaweek2022#naruto founders#naruto#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#angst#i think#them as kids#they deserve each other but fate just had to be so cruel ;-;#*insert ugly crying*
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We all know what 5th grader Garrison looked like, but how do you think little Rick looked like?
I was gonna do a joke where I just drew their heads and then gave them kid bodies but I forgot
Anyways, I REALLY tried to think of how he would look like as a kid but it's really hard 😭😭
It's hard to imagine him as a kid ya know?
I hope this is what you're looking for 💔
Maybe the design will grow on me but idk 💀
#ask#south park#sp#rick south park#mr garrison#herbert garrison#digital doodle#garrick sp#them as kids#I really tried
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I don’t think we as a society discussed the implications of the KenRome finale “hug” enough….like maybe we all collectively dissociated and chose not to explore how dark it was and what it implied but I’m like…still not over it.
#succession#them as kids#kendall pressing into a bruise Roman got from Logan. roman learning to ask for it because it stopped him crying#you know? yeah.#I suppose it’s also slightly patronizing in the sense that Kendall is kind of going.#there there. let’s remove you from this. this is too much for you. i got it from here
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If I might make a request, could we be graced with something fluffy, like Mohg playing with Morgott's tail when they were kids?
Yessssss!
Some art to go with too!
Always Loved
Young Morgott/Mohg dabble
Warning: strong language, blood/gore, mentions of animal death, light mentions of wounds
It had been a hard few weeks: scraps from the surface dwindled now that the seasons became cold, and the bitter chill twisted down into the darkness of the shunning grounds.
The omen twins grew desperate, having to hunt more dangerous game for food. They were not opposed to eating rats, but here the creatures grew giant and deadly.
Their hunt was fruitful, but came at a cost. Mohg, the younger of the two, had a chunk taken from his arm during the fight.
Morgott had patched him up, using bits of his own robe to bandage his forearm. Mohg watched him with wet eyes, a little grimace from the pain creasing his face.
Morgott frowned, insides ate up with guilt. He softly touched his twin’s face, “It’s alright…”
Mohg gave a little nod.
“I’ll cook for thee.” Morgott soothed, standing to drag the rat back to their makeshift home. It was slow going, the young boys careful to mask the trail of blood so no unwanted visitors would be had.
Morgott knew a small bit of magic, taught by the older omen that roamed the pipes, just enough to make sparks. After the fire was made he roughly butchered their kill and began to cook bits of it at a time.
Mohg ate everything handed to him ravenously, sharp teeth making short work of the charred flesh. Morgott watched him from across the meager fire. He took a few small bites before handing the rest of chunks to the other.
Once full, mohg retreated to their nest to rest and heal. Morgott tended the fire for a while longer, watching the shadows dance over the stone. He eventually joined his twin, sharing warmth and comfort.
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Morgott sat, looking over his little collection of dried erdleaves, some still held small hints of a golden glow to them. He picked one up, turning it over in his clawed hand. His tail began to flick a bit, horns scraping hollowly along the stone floor.
Mohg rolled over in their makeshift nest, rubbing at his injured arm absentmindedly. His orange gaze locked onto his twin’s tail, following it back and forth. He slowly rose to all fours, crawling forward as silently as he was able.
Morgott heard him instantly, but decidedly didn’t react, keeping his eyes on his leaves.
Mohg crept closer, tilting his head to the side to study the movements. His pupils expanded, butt wiggling a bit in his excitement. Morgott’s lips curled, swishing his tail enticingly, still pretending not to notice.
The other’s muscles bunched before he pounced. He grabbed Morgott’s tail, falling heavily on his side to gently bite at it.
Morgott jolted a bit, giggling and trying to pull his tail free. The movements spurred mohg on, kicking and rolling around, playing like a young kitten.
After a particularly rough bite, Morgott gave a little squeal, pulling his tail away. Mohg huffed, sitting up.
“Thou art feeling better.” Morgott laughed, rounding on the other.
Mohg went back on all fours, dropping into a position akin of a playful hound. He smiled with too many teeth, wiggling. Morgott mimicked the stance, tail fluffing up. Seeing the other join in made the younger twin’s eyes sparkle.
He made a little growl before jumping. The twins wrestled a bit, all playful bites and rolling about the cobbled floor.
They scuffled for a time before chasing one another. Morgott dove into their nest, Mohg hot on his trail. They shuffled around until comfortable, Mohg giving the other a headbump.
Morgott smiled, returning the gesture. They began to settle, bodies a tangle of gangly limbs and a long tail. Mohg huffed, cuddling into the other’s warmth. Morgott softly pressed his lips to the other’s forehead before tucking into sleep.
History would record that the Omen King was never loved: not by his gods or the Greater Will, that his curse alone branded him a pariah. But that was all a lie, for he was always loved. For no one loved him more than his dear brother, Mohgwyn…
#morgott/mohg#the omen twins#morgott#Mohg#tiny little dabble#fluffy dabbles#elden ring dabbles#them as kids
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
#yes this applies to gender too#if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or#it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains#and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures#by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
#i am honestly not even sure who you're referring to#the most recent child deaths i've reblogged are#nex benedict (the nonbinary kid murdered at school) and hind rajab#if you can't see why either of these should shatter your heart without personally knowing them#then you're entirely beyond any hope#asks#edit: this was about hind.
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
#the good place#i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard#i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote#the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib#who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar#anyway#icy does a tag ramble
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
#9/11#serious post#not a shitpost#this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks#politics#this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it#i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed#because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries#we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government#but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support#so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains#and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel#truth is irrelevant#worse: to the people in charge#truth is a HINDRANCE#'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase#facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations
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Been a while since I posted some HashiMada
Idk how to draw trees or the blur thingy lol
"Hashi and Mada sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes peace in a hidden leaf village"
im so cringe why u even follow me
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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???
#this thread was so rancid lmfao#my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them#ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol#we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :
Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources
Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)
Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women
Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women
Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)
Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)
Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community
Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS
Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough
Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media
Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards
Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories
Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")
And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue
Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)
#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos#And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here#and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here#And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives#Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite#2014 me would have. For sure.#This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr#James Somerton#hbomberguy#todd in the shadows#This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday#So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man#The call is coming from inside the house#The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere#And that somewhere was a tumblr post
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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people are so weird about babies like calling them crotch goblins, reducing being a parent "letting someone cum in you" etc etc etc like those are tiny little humans you don't have to want to have any of your own but they are literally just small people & it's weird to constantly describe them in crude sexual terms and/or as subhuman
#it bugs me. like i'll probably never be a mom but i genuinely rly like kids including babies#& obv not everyone does & that's fine but like it weirds me out how crude people choose to be abt them#soapbox#suggestive
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