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sk3tch404 · 2 years

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ÆÜGH UR MAKING ME MELT AHHHH- ILY TOO, like the SpongeBob to my Patrick in the most positive sense 💆‍♀️ also DAMN YOU TIME ZONES (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ tmw u wanna send ur asks at a reasonable time but the blog owner is only active when you have to got to sleep or during school hours- *sigh* at least there's the weekends. Go get that sleep brother(gender neutral) the sheer insanity of some of my lore are best digested after a full nights sleep

And honestly you can go nuts with the headcanons if you want, considering that I've got nothing except for the core personality traits developed anyways lol. Mans was a screeching Minecraft kid fr in his youth 😔 | Me @ Nonny: No bitches?

Main characters aside and back to the extras, because I think the ayato rip-off was part of the 3 characters we made during German period actually O_O whoops onto the character descriptions (not all too detailed because I'm at school and still need to find the actual character sheets at home and oof)

-So like, the Koreaboo was also like a vsco "girl" so to say (save da turtles!) and also an e-boy, I think there was a linkin park reference written somewhere next to his character like "CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN" except it read crawling in my crawl because it was an inside joke between me and my friends. He wore a fuck ton of scrunchies around both of his arms and had AirPods, he also has a common Korean name, but it's written with a lot of éèêîõñåū if yknow what I mean, I think he was also a tsundere?

-the koreaboos boyfriend, uhhh he's Swedish, his name was like Björn or smth, we made a Cousin for him at some point, he was never finished, I think he vapes??

-Ayato rip-off, so like, he's an actual chill guy iirc (he was doing the finger gun pose in his sheet) he was a prince of a neighbouring kingdom in our story and marries,,,, the character I'm gonna present next I think. Not sure if we still made him a vampire or if we made him a werewolf just for funnsies 🤔 I'll check once I find the character sheets I guess, also he's a himbo with no braincells, I think his name was Eduard XXVII (it was a twilight reference, Edward -> Eduard)

-Princess #1 (insert world is mine reference) I think her name was smth along the lines of Trudy Lasagna and she was homeless. In the story I think she was crowned homeless Queen at the end. She has a sister whom I'm gonna present next. She has a purple patchwork dress and a burgerking crown, I forgot what her whole personality was, I think it was the stereotypical Disney Princess one??

-Princess #2, i think her name was Pisa Margreta (yes it's a Play on Pizza Margarita) and she was theeeee older(?) sister of Trudy. In the story I think she tried to poison Trudy, but was caught and I'm not sure if she just got exiled or actually sentenced to death but oh well. So like, the thing about her is, she was inspired by Cinderella, e x c e p t, she has a pumpkin head and spaghetti hair, her limbs are also made out of one wooden stick per limb, like she's the worst scarecrow ever. Actually, maybe she was cursed to look like that but idek anymore.

So the thought process for their names were "Ayo what if we gave them the worst possible names possible? Like, what's the ugliest old lady names we can give these princesses?" And then we slapped a pasta theme onto their names too lmao and the rest was history

-Ren'py anon

PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB THAT'S AWESOME JDNEIFHE

The timezone thing is sooooo sad! I wanna be able to answer you asks in a timely manner, but I also wanna catch some Z's-

Anyway, you know, that's crazy bc me and anon nonny played minecraft a lot as kids 😱😱😱 We have something in common!!!1!1!1

Jokes aside though, me and my sister did grow up going on creative mode and building houses out of the good shit like diamond, emerald, gold, and whatnot. They'd be like, as tall as the fucking empire state building, and then we would blow it up with dynamite after all that hard work.

So Koreaboo boy was a mix of vsco and e boy? Esco boy ig (Thank you Izzy from Total drama Action for your persona Escope <3)

He would be out with a million scrunchies on his wrists while having a middle part (He left his uneven bangs out and the rest is tied up) and a Thrasher shirt on with a stripped long sleeve under (Can't forget the hydroflask glued to his hand!) And I oop! Sksksk

"What are u looking at? You think my style is weird??? Well I don't care! At least I'm saving the turtles sksksksk!!!"

His Sweedish bf would either cuss me out in Sweedish and say FUCK YOU at the end for insulting his Koreaboo bf (AND IMMA DO IT AGAIN IDGAF)

Tbh I think they got together bc the Sweedish dude found it interesting how 'different' the Koreaboo boy was from general society and wanted to learn more about his style and 'koreanness'/his love for East Asian cultures (Probably just Japan and Korea tbh) God I hate them so much already.

Honestly, his style would look stupid as hell 😥

Homeless princess x Eduard vampire...

Sounds like if Wattpad and Fanfiction.net had a baby. Also, how does homeless crownings officiate?? And ay, that design is pretty solid if I do say so myself. Burger King crowns are the GOAT to any character design 😎 patchwork dresses can be cute too tf

Eduard sounds actually pretty nice. Instead of Ayato I was thinking of Valentine from Monster high bc I remembered Toralies and Clawdeens little sister and their debate on who's the better looking vampire.

"NO, obviously it's is Edweird~" - quoted from Toralie

Pasta Cinderella sister tries poisoning her other sister gone wrong 4k 1080p high quality HD

on blue ray never!

That design sounds scary just thinking about it 😭 Pumpkin head spaghetti hair but also a bad scarecrow? Man these streets be ratchet asf. Also, are they Italian? All this wordplay with pasta and pizza makes me go, "Yep that's Italian. Italian is when remarked worldwide foods." /hj

And you know, I start to love royal characters more when the have ridiculous names instead of actual ones. Ask Me For Directions Arnold from Genshin's summer event was SOOOO funny and lovable (He was a crow statue that had a crush on Mona and it was the cutest thing ever!)

When they have actual names, its boring and I don't wanna suck up to the monarchy so 😑

Thanks for giving me insight on all of you characters renpy anon! It was so fun analyzing their summaries and how they came to be! Lots of reading for literally just waking up, but it kept me busy and I thoroughly enjoyed doing so.

#renpy anon game #renpy anon #you and your friends minds are like #so creative #i cant #i tried making an OC once and uh #well shes actually pretty decent and has a brother #but I havent though of her ever since my Tokyo Revengers Phase stopped #RIP the OCs name that I would much rather forget #bc its hella generic and japanese #and thats rlly embaressing #bc its like a basic anime name so #yeah #i dont have a name for her brother either

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new-message-4-u · 3 years

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REALISTIC HEADCANNONS

-Gender neutral-

Characters: Kuroo, kenma, daichi, and aran.

A/N : Tell me if I made any mistakes or smth I was tempted to put Sugawara in it but I chose not to Lmao enjoy

ARAN OJIRO

If you wake my man up earlier than his schedule say, he'll ignore you untill you apologize

If you're hungry he'll go to the fridge and get the most healthy lookin shit to share with you

Plz don't wear his clothes he will genuinely be upset that he has to wash it

If he buys some food and you eat it first he'll take something you bought and hide it

Open his shit, (Food, soap, moisturizer, ect) and he will have WORDS for you

Make him a lil snacky snack, and he'll most likely feel bad and make you something.

Don't make him a bath. He likes it SINFULLY HOT. It could like, literally boil a human

Make sure not to text to much on date night or you're phone will be confiscated.

HORROR MOVIES. AT THE THEATER. EVERY DATE NIGHT. Then he'll say stuff during the ride home.

"SHIT WHATS THAT IN THE ROAD?" "Oh wow, is that a person? Let's pull over." "IS THAT A DEAD BODY?"

DAICHI SAWAMURA

You were probably his first ever SO. He was just to busy to bother

Will buy EVERYTHING for you. He just wants to be a movie boyfriend ngl

Gets scared when you fight and calls his support (Sugawara) in the middle of the fight

If you do something he doesn't like, he probably won't tell you unless it's gonna impact you both.

Is picky when something he makes isn't perfect and throws it away (Like his kids)

Buys food that he hates because you make it taste good. Like avacados, he hates the shit but likes it when you make guacamole.

Can make bomb ass mexican style soft tacos. Ya know the dry ass ones with the chicken, and the lime, and cilantro? YEAHHHHH BUDDY

If you make somethin his ass is gonna eat it. Like it could be nasty as fuck and he'll shove it down like its good

He'll even have the audacity to SAY it's good. The only was you'll know that it's bad is if he a.) Gags, or b.) Says a big word

"Oh..... Wow.... *Gag* This is.... *Gag* good...." "HUMPH..... How.... How scrumptious....."

KENMA KOZUME

His hair is crunchy as fuck. Just touch it before he washes it one night. I SAID TOUC-

*Ahem*, he injoys chugging sprite and munching sweet spicy doritos while he watches demon slayer.

Probs ignores you when he's gaming unless it's a special day like date night

If you like to game too then he lets you unless it's with his usual squad. Then, he'll kick you.

FORCES you to reach AR 16 so you can co op with his lonely ass in genshin

Makes you fuckin rich in gta and gets mad when you spend to much

You. Get. No. Love. EVAHHHHHHHH. Unless it's a special day. But other than that, EVAHHHHHHHH.

When you sleep, he'll sometimes watch you creepily. Just because.

Weekly dance time. You both get together and dance to the song you find during the week and ridicule each other's choices.

"You seriously listen to this dude?" "This song sucks, my turn." "OH I KNOW A BETTER SONG BY THIS GUY"

Kuroo tetsurou

HAIRSPRAY. TOO. MUCH. HAIRSPRAY.

You've woken up to a foggy room before. You just opened you're eyes and it B U R N E D.

He wakes you up every morning to shower with him just because he can

Insults you all the damn time and he knows you don't mind cuz you insult his dumb ass back

If he thinks your upset with him he annoys you and tells you jokes until you laugh

Makes you wear his jacket to every game so nobody flirts with you

He hangs out with the team, ALOT. You join him whenever he does though

Makes you terrible art that your meant to love. It's just so..... So..... Ugly

MANGAAAAA ALLL THEEEEE TIMMEEEEEEEEE

He's a BIG Otaku. He makes you binge watch Demon Slayer with him along with Jujutsu Kaisen

"BABE. BAAAABBBBEEEEE." "Come watch with meeee" "HEY COME SEE THIS HE DIED HAHAHA"

#kuroo headcanons #kenma headcanons #aran headcanons #daichi headcanon #gender neutral post #x male reader #x female reader #headcannons #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu!!#anime #weeb shit #haikyū!!#haikyu x reader

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greatcomets · 3 years

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marvel is bad marvel sucks etc anyway just saw somebody on twitter say what if they had deadpool cameo as andrew garfield peter's boyfriend in mcu spider-man 3: everyone's here now which is THEEEEE MOST sanders sides shit ever but god...in a world.....i think if i saw peter parker kiss a man on the big screen i would run up and down the aisles like there was a fire

#this is embarrassing anyway in a world #from me

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surveysonfleek · 6 years

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1040.

What city is the person you wish you were with in right now? he’s in the same city as me. just 20 minutes away. What are your plans for the day? today is officially over. it was theeeee longest day of my life. i’m spent. What did you have for breakfast? nothing. Have you had sex in 2012 yet? it’s 2018. but yes, i did.

What kind of booze did you last take shots of? tequila.

What are you wearing currently? pyjamas. Have you slept over at a member of the opposite sex’s house in their bed? yes. Who last slept in your bed besides you? my boyfriend. What time did you wake up today? around 10am. If the last person you had sex with asked you to date them, would you? we’re alredy dating. How long until your next birthday? six months. What color is your car? (Or the one you drive most often) black. What’s your favorite kind of cereal? froot loops. How long have you been single? (Or dating your current interest) i haven’t been single in over eight years. When you lost your virginity, were you sober? yes. What was the last movie you watched? ugh, i forgot. no wait, girls trip! Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you that you were sexy? yes. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose? hmm. beyonce. Do you own any books written by musicians? nope. When was the last time you received a massage? forever ago. two months maybe. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter? satay.

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

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bodhirookes · 4 years

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for the fanfic ask meme 1, 4, 6, 7!

omg thank you so much for sending in asks!!!!!! i appreciate it so much :”))

1) What was your first fic and could you stand to reread it today? OH MAN I think that the first fic i ever genuinely sat down and tried to write was a logan/kendall fic from btr because they were the first ship i got super into on ff.net and in general and i wanted to write a fic about kendall having a shitty boyfriend and him almost drowning logan in the palm woods pool????? i watched a lot of soap operas as a middle schooler okay and yes, yes i would LOVE to read all of my old kogan fics because it would be a fucking riot

4) In your opinion and without looking at any numbers, what’s your most popular fic? FHSDFHHFHFDSF i think the fic that has the most kudos is ‘show me what i’m looking for’ but i know for some reason i have a lot of kudos on ‘hard liquor’ bc all of us gays go wild for bad boy falls for nerd and vice versa but again thank you all for your kudos and comments and support bc it means a lot to me that yall enjoy the content i put out as someone whose biggest passion is writing 💕💕💕💕

6) Is there any fic that makes you super embarrassed to reread and remember you wrote that? YALL i once wrote a spock/kirk fic about jim being obsessed with spock’s ears and it is honestly theeeee most tragic thing that has ever graced the internet, luckily i think i burned it in a fire and it will never see the light of day again. i often think about that when i rewatch star trek aos and wonder if it’s possible for me to fling myself off of the enterprise

7) What’s the fic you most want to continue (unfinished or no)? so i know i have a few fics that i promised sequels/prequels to (like my mermaid!ryan fic and car sex shenanigans fic) but tbh i’m really stoked to write my prequel for the nurse!shane/firefighter!ryan fic because i’m a sucker for hospital fics even tho i hate hospitals lmao go figure

fic writer questions

#ask jo #thank you so much nonnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i love u mostest!!!!!!!!#💕💕💕💕#my fic

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captnbarnesrogers · 7 years

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Right Side Up

Pairing: Foster Dad!Tony x Foster Daughter!Reader, Pepper Potts, OC (Sister Janice), OC (Cathrine Wright)

Warnings: swearing, mentions of a drug abuser, angst, not much really this is all fluff

Summary: After Pepper leaves, Tony still wants to give his love to a kid who didn’t experience love. He meets a teenage girl at an orphanage who loves Captain America and is the smartest kid he’s ever met

Word Count: 2783

A/N: As requested by the lovely @purplekitten30! I’m just gonna put this out there, science is not my strongest subject and it makes me feel v stupid hahaha so I made shit up! I AM STARTING A TAG LIST SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TAGGED IN MY FICS SHOOT UP MY ASK BOX WITH SPECIFICALLY WHICH FICS <3 ASK IS LINKED AT THE BOTTOM :)

He did everything he could to make her stay but staying meant living to see him suffer as the man who was always trying to save the world. He could never keep the world safe, not by himself but that’s what he felt like, it was the world against him and him alone. It was date night and Pepper didn’t plan for it to be this way but it had to be, there was no other way.

“Like a banaid.” She whispered to herself. Pepper stepped into the large house and smelled the pasta that filled the air of their home. She loved him, no doubt about that, she just couldn’t see him hurt himself anymore.

“Honey, you’re home!” He was so happy to see her, light passing in his eyes, “I made carbonara.”

“Tony we need to talk.”

“Sure, we can talk about anything you want.”

“I have to- I gotta leave, Tony.” Tony’s posture straightens and panic washes over him,

“Wh- Wait, why?”

“I spent so long, Tony, so long always looking out for you and for once I asked to take you away, away from everything but of course you choose the world before you- before us and I just- I can’t do it anymore.” Before she knew it, tears were flowing and his hands captured hers,

“Pepper, honey, I can change, if you stay- Please, you know I can do it.” Pepper shook her head and Jarvis dropped her bags down,

“I’m sorry, Tony.”And just like that, Tony’s world turned upside down. She was gone, she slipped through his fingers and she wasn’t coming back like all those times before. Tony walked to the dining table where he left his surprise. He and Pepper had discussed kids, they wanted to give their love to another person who didn’t feel love but it was too late. But hey, if he could get by on his own, maybe he can raise one on his own.

Tony got out of bed on Tuesday the week after, loneliness still lingering in the air from Pepper’s leave. Today was the day he was to visit the orphanage. He was quite excited, as much as his face didn’t show it. He put on his blue suit, straightened out his tie, and put his sunglasses on. He made his way out to his car, saying goodbye to Jarvis. As he drove, he felt nervous. Not nervous about meeting the kids, just nervous he might not find a kid. He was welcomed warmly at the door with children waving at him, yelling out that ‘Iron Man is here’. He took off his glasses and looked around before he was greeted by a woman in a white uniform.

“You must be Mr Stark,” He nodded and shook his hand, “I’m Sister Janice, I’m the head organiser and Principal here at the Yellow Brick Road, we have over nine hundred children here aged two months to seventeen years old, I’m sure we’ll be able to find you an angel of your own.” She smiled sweetly at him and gave him a tour of the facility. It was big. All the children seemed to get along well and they helped each other out. Tony smiled, “So, what age were you looking for?”

“Nothing specific,” he shrugs, “do you mind if I uh… take a look around myself?”

“Not at all, Mr Stark.” Tony smiled at her and he wondered off to where his feet lead him. Children ran past him, giggling and laughing. Within minutes his loud footsteps echo through the some what empty hall of the third floor. He sees a door lightly opened and a silhouette of a girl lightly shadows the crack. He tries to walk away but she catches onto him just in time.

“Hey, you can come in you know?” Tony reveals himself to you,

“Uh… Hi, I’m T-”

“Tony Stark, the rumours are true, the Iron Man is here.” He takes a seat beside you, your Dr Marten boots up on the table, a Captain America comic covering your face from his sight, you take a peak from the top of your comic,

“So, do you have a name?”

“Uh huh.”

“You know, it would-”

“Shhh, I need to know if Captain America saves America.” Tony chuckles at your sarcasm, you were more like him than he’d care to admit, you were perfect.

“I can assure you, he does.”

“Hey, no spoilers, man!” There was a moment of silence before you put down your comic and faced him, “Y/N.”

“What?”

“My name is Y/N Wright.”

“You have a last name?”

“That I do, Mr Stark.” You got up from your seat and made your way to the white board, “Y-N W-R-I-G-H-T.”

“How’d you get here, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Not at all, I don’t really mind talking ‘bout it anymore.” You sat back down and looked at him, a sense of false strength filled your eyes which Tony picked up on as quickly as you put it on, “My mom left me here when I was nine, told me she had shit to do but she ran off with her meth addicted boyfriend and my dad? That bastard was never around.”

“I see… My dad was an alcoholic and talked me down like I was trash.”

“Are all dad’s just assholes?” You laughed, Tony let out a chuckle with you, “You know, I’ve check out your work, the armour… It’s impressive but-”

“But? You have an input?”

“What? A sixteen year old can’t have some type of scientific input?”

“Well I-”

“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, Iron Man.” His mouth was shut because he knew you were right, “You all ears, Mr Stark?”

“Yeah, yup, sorry.”

“I was going to say, you could coat the suit with fluronatrugen, it’s gonna help the suit a lot, the damage control would be better and if the suit does have a slight bit of damage, it tends to repair itself.”

“Huh… I uh… I never thought of that.”

“Did you mean to tell me that a sixteen year old girl has out smarted you?” You look at him with false shock and begin to laugh. Both of your laughs die down and he stands up and straightens out his suit,

“Well uh, it was nice to meet you Y/N.”

“You too, Mr Stark.” You hold out your hand for him to shake but he pulls you in and pats you on the back,

“I’ll see you again, soon.”

“You know where to find me.” You smile at him and salute him out of the classroom door. Tony jogs down what seemed to be the longest stairs he’s ever been on.

He spends the next couple of weeks getting to know you, stopping by the orphanage every day to see you. Sister Janice even let you out with him sometimes. He showed you his office and the place where he made his suits. It was in that very room where he saw your potential. Without any help, you fixed his glove, made it even more powerful but easier to control.

“You like science?” He asked, handing you a cup of orange juice and a cookie,

“In love with it.” You say, fiddling with the light of his glove, “I wanted to do a science degree at NYU when I finished high school.”

“She has dreams! I am proud,” For the first time in your life, you found someone who was proud of you. It was like a perfect song sung in your ears. You gave him a small smile and proceeded to hug him.

Tony bid you goodnight with a kiss on your head, dropping you off to your room. He finds Sister Janice and talks to her about the most interesting girl he had a conversation with when he first came here. With no hesitation, Sister Janice gathered all your files and forms, signing each one with a happy face but a heavy heart as you were one of her favourite students and seeing you leave would be one of the hardest things for her to do. Tony went home and set up the bedroom beside his. He worked on it all night, making sure everything was perfect. He noticed your liking to Captain America so he put the comics neatly on the desk. He dusted his hands off as he looked at the finished look of the room. He smirked to himself, perfect.

He picked you up after school as always but today seemed slightly different. Sister Janice let out a tear when you waved goodbye and your bags were packed in the back of Tony’s car. But everything seemed to fall into place. Your eyes widened, your smile reached from one ear to the other, and you tackled Tony.

“I can’t believe you adopted me, you’re the real peeps!” You say excitedly, playfully punching his arm,

“I don’t even know what that means but thanks.”

“It meannnssss you’reeee theeeee besttttt!” You lay your head on his shoulder,

“Don’t go laying your head on my shoulder, I fixed up your bedroom for a reason.”

“But I loveeee youuuu!” He laughs at your silliness, one of the many traits he’d found he loved about you. You became a different yet real person when you were with him. You were fun and open, something he noticed you hadn’t really done before. “C’mon, Tonyyyy!”

“Alright, alright! I love you too!”

“I knew it!” You laugh at him, “Hey, can I put on some ACDC?”

“You like ACDC?”

“No, I hate them, that’s why I listen to them… Of course I love em!”

“Your sarcasm is so extreme, sweetheart.”

“You’re worse.”

“I’m not denying it.” He lets out a chuckle and puts his arm around you. He pulls up to the largest house you have ever seen in your life,

“Holy shit...” You gasp, “This is where we live?”

“What? Too small?”

“It’s fucking huge, Tony.” Your mouth agape when you step out of his car, you admire the view when suddenly, you feel Tony’s hand pat you on the back,

“I’ll help you set up, you’re room, c’mon.” He guides you up the stairs after Jarvis greets the both of you and he then shows youu your room, you open the door and your heart skips a beat. It was perfect, it was exactly you.

“Oh my fucking god...” Your eyes direct to the desk of Captain America comics, “Tony, these must’ve cost a fortune!”

“Knowing Captain America has it’s perks.”

“A-and this room… Jesus, you went all out!” You jumped on him, wrapping your hands around his neck, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” You chanted. He rubbed your back and put you down on the bed,

“It’s alright, I want the best for you, Y/N.” You wiped away the tears forming in your eyes,

“I am not- I’m not worth a cent.” You look down, shaking your head,

“You are worth everything to me, sweetheart and this is just the start.” He takes you into his arms and dries your tears, “You’re now my number one priority and I won’t have it any other way.”

“Why?”

“Because I see something in you. You’re smart and beautiful… Like me.” You both let out a small laugh, “You’re gonna do great things, Y/N and I’m lucky enough to be one of the people to witness it.”

“You believe in me so much, I’ve never had that.”

“So I should be believing in you and I have a surprise for you.”

“Like this already wasn’t?” He walks over to your desk and pulls out an envelope. He hands it to you and you read it, “You are invited to the New York City University Sci… Oh my god! A scholarship?!”

“Guaranteed entry for when you graduate, I showed them what you could do and they would be honoured to have you.”

“This is- I don’t even know how to-”

“Just become a Stark and that would be enough.”

“I thought I already was...” He let out a laugh and dragged his hand on his face,

“C’mon, I’ll cook dinner.”

Five months had past and you were now settled into your new home. Tony was an amazing father to you and put you first before everything. He did things even he thought he could never do like make you hot chocolate and help you with homework. You’d never been so happy in your life than you had been these past five months.

“Good morning, Tony, good morning, Jarvis!” You took a seat at the table where pancakes and fruits were laid out,

“Good morning, Miss Y/N, Mr Stark, there’s a woman at the door, she claims it’s important to see you.” Tony grows curious as Jarvis would usually make clear if it was Pepper. You could both hear yelling from the door. It wasn’t Pepper. Tony opens the door to revel a dishevelled woman looking furiously at him, all of a sudden she slaps him across the face hard enough to make him turn a cheek.

“How dare you Tony! How fucking dare you! You have no right to take her away from me, I want her back!” He couldn’t make out who this woman was and why she was so angry,

“Who ar-”

“Mom?” He hears behind him. The woman lets herself in, walking up to you and caressing your face,

“Oh darling, I have missed you so much!” She exclaimed. She stunk of alcohol and a mixture of marijuana and cigarettes. You pulled away from her drunkenness, “Come home with me, Y/N, I’m home now. H-he has no right to take you away, he didn’t raise you, he wasn’t there when you were growing up. I-I-I was there!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Jarvis, call the police.” Tony said,

“You can’t do this, Tony, you can’t just come into her life and play house when you left us a long time ago!”

“Mom! You’re drunk, please, leave!”

“So you’re just going to stay with your dad? The guy that couldn’t give two shits about you when I was pregnant!?” Then something clicked in Tony’s brain, your last name. Something happened sixteen years ago, a one night stand and he didn’t stay the night. He left straight after. She tried to call him a few months after but he disregarded it, thinking she was crazy.

“Cathrine?”

“You remember.” She says laughing, sluggishly, “I called you. I called and called and you never returned them.” He saw the panic in your eyes. You began taking steps back, you were so confused and so upset. You had so many questions. Tony wasn’t your foster father. He was your father.

“Cathrine, I was young and selfish, I didn’t know, I thought you were making things up… Y-you had a reputation, okay?” He took one look at you and his heart was torn in piece, “Y/N...” You shook your head.

“You need to leave, I don’t want or need you anymore.” You said sternly to your mother before running up to your room in tears. She eventually gave in and left, making Tony vow to look after you. He hesitantly opened the door to your room. He found your on your bed sobbing.

“Y/N I-”

“Why didn’t you want me?” The question that just broke him,

“I was so stupid back then, Y/N… I was selfish, I never knew how to love and your mom, she was known to lie to get what she wanted and when she told me she was pregnant, I just- She’d done it to different people and-”

“And you didn’t care to check!? I lived sixteen years without a dad and with an alcoholic mother who chose her boy toys over me!” Tears were streaming down your face, “A-and here you were living the lush life...”

“I didn’t know how to love, Y/N! I didn’t know until I almost lost the girl who kept me grounded…”

“Where is she?” You asked with a rough voice,

“Well, I messed things up with her but she was the only woman I ever loved and because I loved her, I learned to love other people too… I learned to love you and if I had known you would be my kid, I would turn back time and raise you with no doubt.”

“You would?”

“I would, within a heart beat.” He wrapped his arm around you and pulled you close, “I’m gonna make up for those sixteen years, Y/N, even if it takes the rest of my life.”

“I love you, dad.” He places a soft kiss on your head,

“I like the sound of that.”

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unholy3rinity · 6 years

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Shonelle & Jen Watch: “The MTV 2018 Movie Awards”

Shonelle: Omg I knew they were gonna do that thing where the put the actor in every popular movie. Here we fucking go.

Girls trip cast ahhh yess.

Jen: I wish Jada was my mom… WATERFALLS. “Don’t gotta sell on me on that I’ll drank anything.” Relatable.

Same honestly. BLACK UNICORN. Goals honestly.

SHE LOOKED SO GOOD. I wonder if that’s really Cardi B’s dress. OMG SHES PREGNANT.

Is she really pregnant? WHO IS HER BABY DADDY?!?! (Honestly if Michael B. Jordan looked into my eyes I’d probably get pregnant too) She’s so tired oh no. She’s the first black woman to host?? Are you kidding me.

That really was shocking but at the same time it’s like yesssss look at you doing so many big things I’m like a proud mom… no niece.. She’s definitely more of a cool auntie type. Like my mom’s younger sister or something. Nick is so cute.

Why did this guy name himself Mustard? What kind of stage name is Mustard? I love Tiffany Haddish so much omg.

It's not a surprise that Chadwick Boswick won the best hero award.. I mean did you see Black Panther?

Ehh... I love her [Madelaine Petsch] but I feel like other people did a lot better. Oh thi (what the fuck are you trying to say here?)

(Did I just lose my attention... Oh my god my attention span.”

I don't watch Riverdale so I'm not familiar with this girl's work but honestly Tiffany Haddish deserved the breakout award she has done one movie and is hosting the award show for Pete's sake. ((1st Commercial Break))

That dress is stunning omg oOO Damn came for his life He like attacked his face wow. Is he okay? He’s so adorable he reminds me so much of Brendan haha I love how he had a little moment with everyone around. I don’t know why that was so adorable.

Again biased, but yes the Stranger Things cast totally deserved the best kiss I was so emotional when I saw it. My babies, so proud.

Hey it’s him. I love him! I love that he’s getting his applause he deserves it.

Who?

Keiynan Lonsdale! We should watch Love, Simon together soon. Like asap.

((2nd Commercial Break))

Her outfit... goodness gracious.

“Are you into black girls” is the most relatable phrase I’ve said too many times in my life “I CAN SEE YO LUNGS.” A VIBRATOR. THEY ARE FIGHTING OVER A VIBRATOR.

I’m crying I’m literally sitting here watching this in the dining room with my boyfriend’s parents and the face his step-mom just made was fucking priceless. I’m obsessed with this song. [“Warrior’] Please sing to me whenever. I would be afraid to slip and fall on my ass to be honest. No wonder they are opening for Beyoncé. Wow.

Agreed, I hadn’t heard of them before but like damn that vocal range they’re so good… black girl magic. ((3rd Commercial Break))

PAULY D.

PAULY D. THEEEEE CAAAABSSSS AAAARRRREEEEE HEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHH. I’m still annoyed with Jenni over how she acted over Mike’s engagement but you guy can hear all about that later this week in my segment where I spaz out about Jersey Shore. I love 13 Reasons Why a whole lot.

Same I really liked all the character development this season. Hannah seemed a lot more real, human, and alive this season. Still traumatized about Tyler though. *Cringes* YESSS LOVE SIMON. Omg he is shiney I like it. He’s so precious. Omg Seth why. Haha accept the award in a robe. High respect. ((4th Commercial Break))

I mean the Kardashian’s won but who’s surprised.

Why is Kim Kardashian wearing cornrow braids....just stop. Swallowing copious amounts of black guys’ cum doesn’t make you black hun. Oh that was mean...oops. The amount of red I’m seeing is lovely please don’t stop. Michael B. Jordan is so beautiful. Inside and out. God bless.

Michael B Jordan won best villain, not surprised not surprise loved him since “Friday Night Lights”…. Yessss zaddy . My boyfriend is not pleased.

LMAO ‘I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON BEST VILLAIN I THOUGHT ROSEANNE HAD THAT IN THE BAG.” OH SHADE TO ROSANNE. ((5th Commercial Break))

Sneeze farting omg

The most relatable thing to me honestly. I love this movie and I would happily watch it. I’ll always be a fan of Nick Jonas I feel.

WHY IS HIS NAME MUSTARD?!?!?

((6th Commercial Break))

((My Mom called me and I stopped paying attention for a bit. She claimed she just wanted to see my face but she just saw me.))

I love these trail blazer awards. I really know this woman well but I’ve heard of her kind of. And it’s amazing what she stands for. Jersey Shore is the greatest show I swear. Don’t ever change.

RAAAAAAHHHHNNNN STAAAAAHHPPPPP. That one boy (That’s Noah.) is so pale. Oh my. I know the lights are bright but goddamn. ((7th Commercial Break))

Is she wearing a curtain….? Tiffany Haddish is wearing a literal curtain... I love and hate fashion so much... honestly she's kinda rocking it but why tho…?

I really need to catch up on Riverdale. I’m slacking big time. That’s so cute I think one of the Stranger Things cast member FaceTime’d her!! Chris Pratt is precious protect him at all cost. “Don’t. Be. A. Turd.“

"Don't be a turd"- great advice, Chris Pratt. Love you long time.

He’s so weird. Please don’t ever change.

I could have done without the religious stuff just because I am agnostic but I respect it and I respect that he acknowledged his white privilege in his speech. ((8th Commercial Break)) I love Zendaya so much. I love Ansel in anything he will ever do ever. (Unless it’s bad I guess but you know what I mean) ((9th Commercial Break)) Damn Gaga

Lady Gaga looks so good.

I bet Black Panther is going to win best movie....it better win.. Ayeee

Black motherfucking panther omg

Funny how they panned in on Kim Kardashian and her cornrow wearing, cultural appropriating ass during the acceptance of an award for a movie that was mainly about Black empowerment… don’t get me wrong I still love her though. And we are outta heeerrreeeee

#shonelle #mtv awards 2018 #life posting spam this is what that looks like kids #im also so tired towards the end as you can clearly see #jen #sorry its up a little late #this is our first post so welcome!#pop culture mondays

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yea it's weird when u meet elderly who treat life like a big stage or idk. like how can u have lived so long and still understand so little of other humans? i actually just had some time off but i spent it at my cousins coming-of-age party (idk the term&the eplanation is lil longish). it was v lovely but also draining cause it's a long drive w v lil time for urself. but yea idk. i'm just stressing abt finding a new place in dublin. guardian today said average rent in dublin is almost 200€

(2) any fucking way sry it seems i only come here to whine! how are you? how has work been? how about your boyfriend?

Yeah, it’s a complete lack of emotional intelligence! How do you get to be in your 70s and not have any awareness of other people’s internal existence? My grandma talks a LOT about how she’s a kind person, but without being able to relate to other people I don’t think you can have any kind of true empathy? If people are just characters in a play, those twinges of emotions you feel for them are just related back to the idea of the character you have in YOUR mind. Idk

Yeah, I feel ya! Family gatherings are like bombardments of social expenditure, which can be lovely and enveloping, but v little down time so pretty overwhelming and draining.

Ugh yeah rent is ridiculous. More than half of my pay goes on rent :( Will you be finding new housemates? I live alone bc living with strangers would be really hard on my mental health, but being alone is hard on it too sometimes (not to mention expensive) have you got any leads? Moving is theeeee most stressful thing ever :(

Haha, no need to apologise! I enjoy talking w you either way, so pls feel free to vent to me. Work has been a lil bit busy bc one of the other people is doing a uni thing for 6 weeks and can’t work, so we’ve all picked up more shifts. BUT she was the only other one who worked hard/efficiently so I’m really feeling her not being there. I’ve made a few mistakes lately and instead of making a big deal about it ppl have been really chill and like “haha, that’s not like you, guess you’re human after all” so that’s been nice and makes me feel like I can relax a bit

Things with my bf are not good. He doesn’t understand me or the things I need/want bc he operates so differently to me, and I don’t know how to make him understand. I feel completely unable to communicate anything with him bc my words with their meaning going into his head with his perspective and understanding change into something different to him and I don’t know how to make him see things from my pov?? Tbh I don’t think I can. Feels completely helpless and I’ve run out of energy to try. He doesn’t have time for me atm, which I understand bc he’s got a lot going on, but then he doesn’t make time to even like reply to my messages & then I see him pursuing other ppl to date so I realise I’m a v v low priority to him. I suggested we have a break so he can focus on the things that ARE a priority to him at the moment and I can have some time to work through things in my mind and try and process my mess of emotions, but he didn’t like that idea EITHER. Kinda feels like there’s not even a relationship to even take a break from to me, like I don’t see him, he doesn’t talk to me..... so??? I’m on standby for when he decides I’m important enough to throw a tiny bit of attention anyway lol

Oops, sorry, that was a very big rant! :/

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surveysonfleek · 7 years

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194.

First thing you ate today?  french toast.

When was the last time you were told you were cute? last night.

When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life? i’m not sure. i’ve never really thought of it that way. if i’m happy, i’m just happy.

What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?  i have work off. that’s enough for me.

What are you listening to right now?  game of thrones.

Honestly who was the last person to tell you they love you?   my boyfriend.

Are you happy with the way things are?   not really. but this will be the most free i’ll be in a long time.

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?   yes.

What do you dip your chicken nuggets in?  sweet and sour sauce.

If you could visit anywhere, where would you go? the bahamas or japan.

Are your lips chapped? no. i put chapstick on way too often.

Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?  yup lol.

If your boyfriend read your messages would he get mad?   nah.

Do you think you’ve ever made a difference in anyone’s life?   i hope so!

Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? no.

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?  nope.

Where is the person you miss the most right now? i haven’t missed anyone in awhile. been seeing everyone i love a lot lately.

Does the last person of the opposite sex you talked to on the phone mean anything to you?  yes, he’s my dad.

Is there someone that you would kiss right now if they wanted to? yes.

Is the person you like older or younger than you? six months younger haha.

What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of? sushi.

When is the last time you attended a church service?  christmas.

Did the last person who hurt you, ever apologize?  yes.

Have you ever kissed underneath the stars?   yeahhhh but i didn’t really notice them.

Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? sometimes.

Where are you right now? in bed.

Who made you laugh today?   my boyfriend.

Did you ever waste too much time on a certain guy/girl? yes.

Are you slowly drifting away from someone? not that i’ve noticed tbh.

Are you currently frustrated with someone?   myself.

Who did you last ride in a car with?  my boyfriend.

Has anyone ever spelt your name wrong?   it’s the story of my life.

Is your bedroom window open? nope. it’s cold.

Has anyone ever cried in your arms?  yes. What’s the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you?  while my boyfriend and i were in singapore another tourist gave us her passes to some attractions that were valid on the day we arrived since she was leaving. that was really nice.

What’s the closest thing to you that’s blue? my blanket.

What’s the nicest meal that someone else has ever cooked for you? my cousin made my boyfriend and i theeeee best meal i’ve had in recent memory. he made it up on the spot. it was great.

What was the last compliment you paid to someone of the opposite sex?  you smell nice.

What are your plans for the weekend?  not sure yet. the weekend is officially over.

Do you have trust issues? not really.

Have you ever received a text message that made you cry?  yes.

#survey #surveys #quiz #questions #bored

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