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very-grownup · 7 months
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Sports series and their lessons
SLAM DUNK: Ball is life.
HAPPY!: Ball is life and sex workers are great babysitters.
PRINCE OF TENNIS: Ball is life but a big responsibility because you might accidentally cause a mass extinction event.
KUROKO NO BASUKE: Ball is life and fistbumps are dangerously powerful.
FREE!: Water in large quantities destroys lives and the battle between a well-done coming of age story and capitalism and fanservice will give a director no choice but to seek solace in emotional devastation and violent action scenes.
HAIKYUU: Ball is life and volleyball is made up.
REAL: Ball is life and legs are optional.
ROBOTXLASERBEAM: Ball is life and it's important to teach this lesson to robots before their uprising so we have common ground.
YURI ON ICE: Getting shitfaced to meet your idols will only benefit your personal and professional life.
ALL OUT!: Ball is life and if you embrace this you can overcome your physical insecurities.
SK8 THE INFINITY: You don't have to be the best at something if you're enjoying it with someone you love and if there had been skateboarding in England in the 1880s JoJo's Bizarre Adventure would have been much shorter.
OOKIKU FURIKABUTTE/BIG WINDUP: Ball is life and your pitcher's health is paramount because if he is injured you have to take him to the outfield and shoot him like a horse with a broken leg.
TEPPU: There is no point in sports if you don't draw blood and excessive Jean Claude van Damme movies will permanently alter your sexuality.
EYESHIELD 21: Ball is life and Satan rules.
MEGALOBOX: No matter how dystopian the future, people will always want to gamble on the outcome of two men punching each other.
HIKARU NO GO: Ghosts are real.
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alienenjoya · 6 days
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had to draw the best troll to celebrate the 4\13
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shiftythrifting · 7 months
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Finds from a Goodwill in Glendale, CA
1. Inflatable gag boobs???
2. A cup full of glasses you can't set down
3. Fist jar
4. There were TONS of these Lori Foster smut novels
5. An abandoned Deku
6. Spock with glasses
7. A singular denim high heel
8. Anime t-shirt straight out of 2012
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vio-starclad · 7 months
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nunalastor · 5 days
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Honestly, I think if Vox ever managed to kidnap Alastor, it would end up being a situation like SAO with Asuna and Oberon:
https://youtu.be/EDt-jGQmLO0?feature=shared
(Yes, this is another weeb reference. Yes, this is the weeb website.)
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inappropriate-aunt · 15 days
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Let's see the cosplay!!
HAHA OKAY WELL IF YOU INSIST
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BAM! There she is, folks. U1196 from Cells at Work Code Black!
I liked doing this cosplay a lot. I was blown away by how many people recognized it! I met sooo many Cells at Work fans and they were all so nice and happy to geek out with me 😊
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daedricxprincess · 10 months
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iwakurawired44 · 28 days
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im usually not a staunch defender of always using the original version of something if a "better" version exists, but if you use the new remade backgrounds for the When They Cry games, youre not a real one. one case where the old weird stuff is genuinely just better. the weird blurry photos just add so much to the experience that you dont get from polished clean anime design.
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czarnoxiestwo · 12 days
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My client's first tattoo and also the first shaded tattoo of this size I've ever done.
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minyicho · 1 year
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honestly i see it, the resemblance is uncanny 
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nope-the-weeb · 1 year
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apparently I can't accept the premises of comedy anime at face value even though the whole point is to have a status quo to keep the main focus on the comedy, instead of a focus on the plot saiki k: all the 'world reset' factors and the amount of control he has on the world around him means he is far more alone than the 'haha i hate life' goes. the show is somewhat about his god position without adressing it, but I think it wouldn't have taken him a year to figure out the volcano. I think he was considering wheter to save everyone or not for those six years.
spy x family: loid and yor probably know about what the other does, or at least notices all of the odd things. however the family being the first normal thing about both of their lives, (and probably first emotional connection in many years), they will risk all of that suspicious activity. they don't want to clarify things, they don't even really develop their relationship (ive only read 50ish chapters)(debatable but let me run with it), they just want stability
sakamoto desu ga? : the fatal/chronic illness theory. i got the vibes before reading the essays
tanaka kun wa itsumo...: honestly i don't really headcannon this as i wouldn't ruin the slice of life bible but i do wonder why Tanaka is like that all the time
this brings me to isekai quartet which itches this scratch so damn well. idk if anyone dismisses this as a stupid chibi show for kadokawa to sell more kadokawa, but the concept of taking the 'status quo reset' part of a comedy show and making it a mechanic in the plot? brilliant.
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very-grownup · 11 months
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Reblog to emotionally devastate a subset of old weebs.
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yamchaisawesome · 6 months
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Boob size in anime makes sense when you realise they’re exaggerated to the same degree as the head.
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murderofcrow · 6 months
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i need to complain about how expensive manga in germany have become. i've been reading and collecting manga for ages (i own over 2000 atp) and it's insane how expensive they are now. some of them are around the same price as regular books, which are also expensive af here. the american prices for manga were always insane to me but atp we have the same prices. how did my silly lil hobby turn into a luxury hobby?! 😭
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underleveledjosh · 6 months
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Life is Strange is like Puella Magi Madoka Magica but with a few key differences:
There is no witches in Life is Strange.
There is something that grooms girls, but he is a creepy university professor instead of a cute cosmic bunny cat thing.
Resetting the timeline 100000 times to save your lesbian best friend is now -100% less dramatic and interesting in LiS.
The character with time traveling powers doesn't use guns (character flaw)
And, finally, Madoka Magica actually has interesting characters.
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shiftythrifting · 2 years
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1. “Dammit Doll”
2-5. These were all in the same booth. That display is mouse pads and they were made with stolen, poor quality art. And there was sooo much Among Us themed things. The booth was very “sus”
6. Just straight up anime figures. Not pictured: a basket on top of the case full of those shitty tiny bootleg Pokemon
7. I hate it
8. A…Aristocats??
9. I hate it part 2
10. Bootleg Pikachu.
Happy Rock Antiques in Gladstone, MO
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