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qcomicsy · 5 months
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Do y'all think Jason's safe house has a stove??? does he eats there??? how the fuck he would put an stove in there???? Like– who would install it for him? A henchmen? Did he actually pay the guys who generally come to install it? He was just "(muffled by the mask holding a gun) Yeah guys put in that area right there, and this shit better not have any gas leaking."
Is this man surviving only by takeouts? (He would).
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ghuleh-recs · 6 months
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Edited to add (because, as we know, the reading comprehension on the hellsite is abysmal):
The question is, “why wouldn’t you reblog a post you genuinely enjoyed” NOT “why wouldn’t you reblog a post”
From my post-poll breakdown:
I am actually shocked that the fear of looking cringe came in second. Like, my dudes. With peace and love—you’re on tumblr. You became cringe when you made an account. If you’re reading this and you chose this option, please embrace the cringe. Love what you love unapologetically. If someone here judges you for reblogging a fanfic you loved, they are simply placing their own insecurities on you. I am begging you to reconsider censoring yourself out of fear. Also! Tumblr is pretty anonymous. Who are you trying to impress?
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ok but if the magnus archives really WAS a workplace comedy, i bet they could've done something extremely funny with the whole elias/jonah twist. like they would've revealed it to the audience at season 1, and then seasons 2 to 4 would just be full of him getting into increasingly ironic situations.
i can just so vividly picture one of those scenes where someone casually mentions jonah magnus and elias, who just so happened to be walking by, accidentally responds to the name. or someone audibly wonders why all the former heads of institute all seem to have the same eye color, and elias is sweating nervously like "haha yeah what a weird coincidence" and then he looks at the camera like they do in the office or whatever.
i'm just saying. "my manager is secretly also the founder of this institute" sounds like a sitcom set-up.
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doobs · 5 months
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daily reminder that thanks to the x-files, we have the term 'shipping'
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sadmages · 1 year
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cringefail inquisitor
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goryhorroor · 6 days
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I think there should be a wwe match with sadako yamamura vs samara morgan
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grim-has-issues · 2 months
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story analysis? fuck that
let me tell you about the intricacies of the vocal performance.
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ibeewashere · 6 months
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Normalize drawing old man Caleb with streaks of blonde in his hair!!! Ginger bitches do not go fucking grey they go blonde!!! LET HIM BE BLONDE!!!
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ionlylikemycat · 1 year
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the results of mochi’s seventh birthday block printing party!! i think we did pretty good CATpturing his ✨essence✨
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master-of-47-dudes · 1 year
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okay
friends, mutuals, countrythem. the world needs to know about this so if you see it please reblog this. this is a 100% serious. i have important information for the world.
i have invented a sandwich. i have yet to name it. but it is an INCREDIBLE sandwich that needs both suspension of disgust and willingness to try something so that you may discover something wonderful.
this sandwich is as follows: on buttered rye bread: PEANUT BUTTER
SRIRACHA
THAI BASIL & MINT
DILL PICKLE SLICES
A FRIED EGG SEASONED WITH SALT, PEPPER, PAPRIKA, AND RED PEPPER FLAKES
AMERICAN CHEESE
JAM (i used homemade peach-spice jam, but any should work) what you do is you close that sandwich up. you butter the top. you use the skillet that you just fried that egg in and fry up the sandwich like a grilled cheese. butter down. two minutes at just under medium heat. flip. two more minutes, throw some water in there and cover to steam it so it melts the cheese real good.
What you will get is no less than an INCREDIBLE SANDWICH. GENUINELY 11/10. EVERYTHING, and i mean EVERYTHING comes together in harmony to create this creamy, perfectly balanced mixture of flavors with just the right amount of crunch from the bread and the pickles and just the right amount of spiciness and acidity to keep the peanut butter and cheese from being overwhelming, and just enough cooling from the mint to keep things interesting.
my current name is "the Dudewich". Or perhaps "The Pantry Staple" given its nature and invention of something made of staple ingredients used with a bare fridge before going shopping. but feel free to come up with a name and suggest it.
i guess i could blaze this to get it out there but what's important is that this knowledge i have created is shared. the world NEEDS to know about this sandwich.
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jesncin · 1 year
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really appreciate how every martian manhunter origin comic feels the need to inform us that J'onn boinks his wife like yeah I figured
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raytorotits · 1 year
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silver-colour · 2 years
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Mr Harker???
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Jonathan??? Are you okay dear? You've hardly described your food
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shedontlovehuhself · 2 years
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Misha making a post to raise awareness and show solidarity and people are jumping to he got hacked???
Anyways, please look up Mahsa Amini to learn what has been going on(this is nothing new).
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wendylover2008 · 2 months
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Turbo fast fans remember when this episode came out Skidzobrainia?
That one episode about Skidmark trying to change his crazy behavior by rewiring his brain with a special helmet.
well yeah there was chaos and more chaos
and then there's this song from the episode sung by skidmark about him having FREAKING schizophrenia... In a kids show (yeah this was a 2014 episode of this netflix show)
So yeah guys
what did you turbo fast fans think about this episode
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I once spent two hours in an In-and-Out parking lot with my best friend eating burgers and discussing gay sex. It then ended in an offer of gay sex
well nonnie did you accept
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