the dirkjake cannibalism thing is very very weird.... guys theyre 16 and people cant help but constantly exaggerate their awkward teen breakup!!

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Wait...

There are actually people out there saying Christmas trees are Wiccan.

And there are actually people out there who believe them.

Jesus Christ...

Opinion on the sniffer?

I'm gonna need waaaay more info about what you're talking about

Saw a take so bad on tiktok that I had to close to app immediately

excuse me what the fuck is this

Lavinia: Listen, you accepted a rose from my husband, which we can both acknowledge as a bad idea. The least you can do is teach me a spell to lift my curse.

Sage: Take this fish and fuck off.

Sage: But don't eat it, not good for the babies.

Lavinia:

Lavinia: The what.

George Miller’s next film after 2015’s Mad Max: Fury Road is here, and it’s based on the 1994 short story by A.S. Byatt called “The Djinn in the Nightingale’s Eye.” It’s got Idris Elba as a wish-granting Djinn who becomes entangled with Tilda Swinton’s PhD-wielding Dr. Alithea Binnie.

George Miller Presents His “Anti-Mad Max” in Three Thousand Years of Longing Trailer | Tor.com

https://youtu.be/TWGvntl9itE

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity