Top 5 people/egos you tolerate?
1. Wilford
2. The Host
3.-4. A tie between Blank and Eric
5. Yandere
-D
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"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
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Florence and The Machine, from 100 Years
Mary Oliver, from Sleeping In The Forest
Vincent Van Gogh, The Sower (detail)
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on self-sabotage
the bomb, florence + the machine// appointments, julien baker// abject permanence, larissa pham// never wanted to dance, mindless self indulgence// king, florence + the machine// quote: lauren e. bowman// in the woods, tana french// does the universe fight for souls to be together?, jamie varon// olivia laing on loneliness, marrying the poet ian patterson and the challenge of intimacy// left alone, fiona apple// @mjalti //renegade, taylor swift// a burning hill, mitski// ICU, phoebe bridgers// legit tattoo gun, the front bottoms// just, radiohead
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARK!!!🎉🎉
Thanks for being an amazing friend and person to help me through everything whether it be big or small! Thank you so much!!! Words cannot describe how much of a friend you mean to me so, expect me sometime to come over and just dump it all on u ok?
-Much love from your best pal!
Blank ⚙️🕷️
I thank you kindly, my friend. I'm not one to celebrate my "birth" day, but your messages are always welcome, and I'm grateful for your friendship.
-D
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summer interior, edward hopper // girls against god, florence + the machine
[ID: An oil painting of a woman resting on the floor beside a bed with sunlight streaming in through a window beside her. The painting is in shades of pale yellow, green, blue, orange, and dark red. The lyrics “When I decided to wage holy war, / it looked very much / like staring at my bedroom floor” have been placed on top in white in all caps. The first part of the lyrics are curved around the end of the bed and the second part of the lyrics are angled along where the wall and floor meet. /end ID.] ID by @britomart
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