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cuubism · 1 year

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Dreaming attacked?

literally just a shameless excuse to write cool battle scenes ™, or, 'how many ways can dream use the dreaming itself as a weapon to fight off invaders without ever drawing an actual weapon'

He makes his way towards Dream, determined to stay by him so he has someone at his back, even if that someone is Hob, whose powers here are meager in comparison to Dream’s.

He finds creatures in the snow and slaughters them, all of his sword work from decades past coming back to him. They come at him with fangs and claws and tails bristling with spines, but Hob isn’t afraid. His desperation to keep Dream safe is far more powerful than that.

Irrational, to want to keep Dream safe in the Dreaming. But he feels it all the same.

“This is my realm,” he hears Dream growl from somewhere in the storm, voice reverberating despite the howling wind. “It bends to my wishes. But you? Let us see how you like the dark.”

And he turns off the sun.

The Dreaming is plunged into absolute, pure darkness the likes of which Hob has never seen. There’s no moon, no stars. Hob blinks and throws his hands out, trying to balance.

And then realizes…

He can see.

Somehow. Not with his eyes, quite. But with some kind of direction at the back of his head, like the Dreaming itself is guiding him. Neat, that. Also quite likely to drive him mad if it lasts for any amount of time.

He follows the direction of Dream’s voice and finally gets close enough to see him again. There are still so many damn creatures, where are they even coming from? They are blundering now, in the dark, but must have other senses for they’re still managing to, eventually, turn for Dream. Hob watches him turn the ground beneath a group of them into quicksand. They scream and flail as they sink.

“Do you not tire?” Dream asks, idly. “Do you not relent? That is disappointing, for I tire. Of gravity, in particular.”

The realm turns upside down.

#ambiguous Creatures ™ aka mare too lazy to define a magic system #ask #anonymous #my writing #ask games #this fic has been fun but honestly it could get more fun like. could definitely drill down way more into how the dreaming's magic works #to unpack it for fight scenes. instead of just this surface level thign

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scorittanius · 9 months

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creature from this morning ( before i cleaned her tank ) ( her substrait has bits of her prev substrait in it that i can't! get OUT! i've tried! )

#the thign #bearded dragon #reptiles #creature

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cruelsister-moved2 · 2 years

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cursed w the combo of loving nature and mystical ideas and charming language etc whilst also being like a massive snowflake killjoy hater bc at least once a day ill experience a moment of “🧐😐🤨 > aw what a cute sentiment though maybe im just being a killjoy > 🧐😐🤨🧐😐🤨🧐😐🤨”

#90% of the time when sm1 tries to talk abt evolution in a way thats um. loose with the facts in order to say someething romantic #like nope im shutting this shit down sorry #i dont even rmbr what the specific thign was #but i rmbr a while ago when everyone was sharing this twt thread about the evolution of some creature or something #that was just like. very inaccurate to create some kind of narrative that i just remember weirded me out n i just kind of ignored it #n then the twt op turned out to be like a straight up fascist #and tumblrinas were just like awww cute creature<33 #and that one article abt how david attenborough creates narratives and the wider implications of that #not to be like a massive autist and snowflake but im almost approaching a position where im just like #inherently uncomfortable with selectively presenting/shaping natural science in order to construct a deliberate (anthropomorphised) narrativ

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htnd · 1 year

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I re-watched The Thing back in December and then futzed around with color styles for like two months.

I am somewhat proud of learning about the color balancing tool, and making half decent snow. I also like that there’s multiple ways of color that I enjoy, even if I can’t focus on one to improve lol.

#digital art #the thing #snow #winter #cold #not even sure if I should tag it the thign this is some random lady creature not even like #a character

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lovebugism · 1 year

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eddie munson with glasses.

✶ ┄ THE GLASSES DEBACLE !

summary: eddie thinks his glasses are the least metal thing ever. you prove him wrong. pairing: eddie munson / f!reader warnings: a little bit of smut but nothing crazy 18+ mdni! a/n: i don't know if this is a blurb request or not but it's been haunting me. because yeah. i literally haven't been right since joesph quinn wore those stupid glasses and i'm scared that I'll never recover </3

( MASTERLIST )

seeing eddie with his glasses on is a little like spotting a mythical creature in the forest

he never ever wears them

and when he does, it’s because he’s got the trailer to himself with no one around to catch him with them on but wayne

because to eddie, his glasses are the least metal thing in the universe

they’re clear, circular frames with super thick lenses that make his eyes look bigger than normal

he hates them

and he’d rather walk through the world half-blind and suffer the headaches than wear them in public

because he doesn’t want to hear shit from the rest of hellfire and there’s no way jason carver would ever shut up abt it if he saw them

but you seeing him in them might be the worst

he takes pride in being the freak-show-outcast-metalhead-bad-boy boyfriend

and he’s scared of losing cool points with you

which is dumb because you two are so head over heels for each other that him wearing his stupid glasses doesn't matter

but he still feels the need to impress you

he does a pretty good job at keeping them hidden at first

then you find them in the drawer of his nightstand while looking for condoms

both of you made a pretty hasty attempt to get naked

eddie’s only got his underwear on with the hem of them tucked under his balls

and you’ve still got his shirt on with your panties slid to the side

you’re straddling his lap and leaning over to grab a rubber

then you spot them

“i didn’t know you wore glasses!!”

“that’s because i didn’t want you to”

“but why :(”

you slip them on over your own face and they your eyes bug out a little

you have to blink a couple times to get used to everything being so much closer

meanwhile eddie’s just kinda beaming to himself

because you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen

like the cutest little bug <3

then you try to slip them over his face and he’s dodging you

because “they’re not sexy on him"

and you’re just like “i’ll be the judge of that >:(”

to make a long fucking story short

you end up fucking him in his glasses to prove that they are, in fact, sexy as fuck

they slid down his face the entire time so you had to keep pushing them back up the bridge of his nose

after, like, the fourth time, he got fed up with them and tried to take them off

but you grabbed his wrist to stop him

right before coming so hard over his lap that you’re twitching against his thighs

and he wasn’t too far behind you

needless to say, he starts wearing them a whole lot more

only around you ofc

i’m just picturing a very sickly, sweet domestic affair

you’re lying on his bed, naked with the sheets wrapped around you, propped up against his headboard with a book in your lap

and he’s lying just below you with his back against the bed

with his hair is tied back because.. yeah

and he’s got his glasses on while he scribbles in an old composition journal

trying to come up with a new dnd campaign

he’s only wearing a pair of boxers so his slutty little waist is on display

and he’s doing that cute little thign with tongue because he’s so concentrated

when his eyes get tired after staring at them for so long, he’ll rub at them with a scrunched face from underneath his glasses

and every once and a while, you’ll hear him huff and then a riiip when he tears the page out of his notebook when he gets frustrated

you won’t say anything

you’ll just reach a hand down to scratch gently at his scalp to soothe him

or you'll rest your palm against his chest and the small bits of hair scattered there to feel his heart beating

now i’m just sad

#eddie munson x reader #stranger things x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson imagine #stranger things imagine #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie spaghetti hc #published by bug #st headcanons

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yellow-pikmin-posting · 9 months

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greauture? creature??? investgate???????? wierd Thing confuse??????

hleeeelo? Thign???????? Danger?????

#pikmin

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pickastitch · 10 months

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As the original Joe Hills Simp and the weird pet raccoon of Cleo's Partner CamronJK, I might be able to illuminate on the situation of Joe and Cleo and why they mesh so well. I think cleo and joe work well together because English, History, and Geography teachers have a natural symbiosis. To be clear Joe is not an English or History Teacher, he just acts like one a lot.

And he teaches us things about history.

Plus Cleo gets to play the straight man, grounding Joe in don't do that it's too much work just do this much easier thing, and Joe doesn't listen.

There's also their Bully + Nerd dynamic, kinda like Baljeet and Bufard from Phineas and Ferb. In fact their entire relationship is built on the basis of Joe and Cleo acting at odds with each other.

Joe Knows where he wants to go, but doesn't know exactly how to get there. Luckily he's been doing that for so long that he may as well have night vision. And like a lot of creatures with night vision, he doesn't handle daylight very well. And damn is Cleo a deadly laser.

I started writing this while high.

I think I make good points, but also honestly it's just a great dynamic between people who have been friends for a long time. They are dry, Joe is great at being a woobie. They are both nerdy enough to get eachother's references and niche enough in different directions to be able to generate thoughts and synthesize ideas and jokes upon these thigns being brought to light.

Is good.

They's good.

this is too good to keep in my inbox

#best analysis on this site tbh #zombiecleo #joehills #hermitcraft

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safety-writes-noms · 7 months

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ur art n characters are so good!!! ,,,i am greedy, i want even more about callisto and oliver, can we get a lore/story dump for them i need to know more

Aw tysmm!! I’m glad u like them :D. AND OFC I CAN DO A LORE DUMP THISE ARE MY FAVORITE THIGNS TO DO!! I love it when people let me talk at abt my little people! I tried to shrink the text since it was kinda long but if it’s hard to read, just tell me and I’ll try to fix it :D

also DNI nsfw/kink accounts!! It’s fine if you like that vore in a sexual manner but I am a minor and definitely do NOT like it like that!!

Okay so basically Oliver and Cal are really close bc they practically grew up together. Oliver��s parents always used to have Cal over at their house since they’re aware that Cal isn’t entirely normal but love him like a son anyways.

Plus little Cal showed up on their doorstep one sunny day asking for food and having no home so the obvious next step was to officially adopt him into the household.

Callisto originally showed up with wispy pale hair and an almost colorless complexion that slowly shifted to thick blond hair and tanned skin to mimic Oliver’s parents’ images.

He has a tendency to copy or adopt the features of the people he loves. Also Oliver’s parents are named Ethel and Kane! Sorry for throwing a bunch of random names at you guys, i know its probably kinda convoluted but bear with me plss.

Anyways, when Oliver was born Cal’s eyes immediately changed to the same color. Thankfully his original shade was close enough that it didn’t raise questions. Oh, were Cal’s eyes a lighter shade before? Probably not, just the sunlight or something. He’s 18 almost 19, still in the beginning of his senior year in highschool but started school later than normal kids. He’s usually pretty laid back.

Callisto actually doesn’t really care much for finding his real family or finding out his origin. In his eyes he has a perfectly fine family now who loved him unconditionally no matter what.

He did want to find the family who abandoned him when he was younger but after a long goose chase that ended up fruitless, he became resentful that they left him in the first place. He’s mellowed out by now but that doesn’t mean the angsty “You’re not even my real family!” Line wasn’t dropped somewhere along the way.

He’s never really told his little brother about his inhumaness since he himself doesn’t know much about what he is specifically. He never really changed his appearance on purpose. It was always something he did unconsciously and he genuinely doesn’t know his limits or what he can do since it’s really hard for him to shift on purpose. Unless he’s under insane stress/panic but he’s never really been under that level of pressure so 😋. Oliver knows that his brother isn’t entirely normal just like Ethel and Kane but he doesn’t know the specifics.

Oliver is 14 and is in his freshman year of highschool, straight out of middle school. I live in cali so the school systems might be a bit dif in other places so if anyone wants some clarification on that just tell me!

They go to a highschool that’s near a huge thick forest that’s usually barred off from the rest of the school. I’m talking about thick wire fences and a bunch of warning signs and caution tape. The whole spooky shebang. There are a lot of rumors surrounding it but none of the students ever usually even go near there so there’s never been a situation. But there are whispers of grotesque inhuman creatures and monsters, hungry for human flesh :)

Unfortunately Oliver gets mixed up with the wrong people, a bunch of juniors who “take him under their wing” when really theyre just using him. And he’s just getting dragged along since he desperately wants to still be friends with them since he’s afraid of being left behind.

One thing leads to another and he’s dared to go into the forest by his ‘friends’ alone and even though he really doesn’t want to, he’s afraid that they’ll abandon him if he doesn’t comply. (Which they will, they’d do that if he did or didn’t finish the dare)

They tell him they’ll go in with him but ultimately leave him behind, lost and terrified out of his wits because it’s getting dark, his phone is dying and he can’t call anyone for help. He manages to send one text to Callisto before his service disappears entirely and he’s left stranded. So what does cal do?

Drive straight to the school, probably over the speed limit. He’s received one panicked kinda short text from his little brother begging for his help and a location and immediately hopped into his car.

He’s equipped with pepper spray, a box knife and some car keys as he tracks down Oliver. He doesn’t know how, doesn’t know why, but he’s almost mindlessly following the exact same path Oliver took trying to get out of the forest. (More cool abilities he doesn’t know exists :D) And when he does find his baby brother, Oliver is in mortal danger, all bruised and banged up, surrounded by these horrifying creatures that look like they’ve been pulled straight out of a horror movie and blacks out.

Next thing he knows he’s waking up seven hours later, knuckles covered in black goop and a disturbing wiggling feeling in the base of his gut. Oh, and he’s also the size of a giant tree. Fun.

What's not fun is hearing his little brother scream for help — inside of him. Inside. And then that freaks him out so badly that once he has Oliver out of his system (that never would’ve hurt his baby brother in the first place but he doesn’t know that) he spends about a few days talking with olly before fucking off, convinced that he’s a monster and disgusting creature bc what kind of brother resorts to sleep cannibalism in a time of mortal danger?? Meanwhile Oliver is just really confused, kinda scared and most of all just really wants his older brother back, human or not.

And it’s not like he was hurt or anything inside Callisto despite knowing his brother has a terrifyingly fast metabolism so… everyone draws their own conclusions. Plus even though he just watched his brother grow to inhuman levels in the span of seconds, he’s also seen horrifying monsters and his brother was the one who protected him in the end. Oliver mainly wants explanations and hugs.

That’s all I’ve got for now :)

#sfw vore #extreme cuddling #sw answers asks #sw lore dump #Callisto and Oliver #nonsexual vore

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safyresky · 6 months

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So, Season 2. It's. It's alright ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But like...that's it, lmao.

I did enjoy it! I got WAY MORE genuine laughs out of these first two episodes than I did the entire first season. Magnus is hilarious, I love his whole vibe lmao. Fluffy's character, Kris, he's...man is really out here looking for a father figure and it is deffs biting him in the ASS.

The elves are top tier as per the usual! Betty and Noel are continuing to be THE power couple and I am SO HAPPY ABOUT IT, I love them to death 🥰🥰🥰

My fave thing about the season so far is just everyone out here like Scott wtf are you doing. Wtf, man. I yelled GET HIS ASS so many times lol. The official Get His Ass Count as of the end of Episode 2: 8. 8 whole GET HIS ASS moments. BLESS.

SO RIGHT. NITTY GRITTY. OKAY.

Episode 1

Scott sucked SO BAD this episode. He breaks the SOS on a worldwide level then gets upset when Cal is like "I love Riley! I wished her here! We're hanging out! Riley!! :D" and is like "Bro you should've dusted her."

OKAY SCOTT. WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE WORLD, SCOTT, HMM? ARE WE DUSTING THEM??? HMM??? YEESH.

Scott aside (you know, his usual boomer-esque old guy who refuses to change shtick with BUT WHAT ABOUT FAMILY! And whatnot thing), everything else was. Mid, tbh. But fun! Santa being like "Are you gonna kill him?" With Carol being like "I can take care of Gary" was hilarious.

Betty and Noel, of course, SHINNED. I love them, they are SO CUTE. Cardboard face cutouts??? ICONIC. Nobody is doing it like them!

Now. Cal. aka, Buddy. I am very worried for him. Like, 4 episodes ago he was having ANXIETY about being Santa? And now this? Carol being like "what if he doesn't want it don't force him to follow in your footsteps" like. I AGREE. HE SHOULD GO OFF TO COLLEGE AND LIVE HIS LIFE!!!! I have a lot of thoughts there but it is late and I need to FOCUS because I need to yell about Cupid in a second, ANYWAY

Magnus Antas. I love this guy. I fucks with him. He takes a 700 year nap and is like "I'm fine" until his toxic bestie is like "I WANT TO KILL" and a kid sasses him for not being Santa/being OLD and he's like "Nevermind. I want to kill now too. Time to MURDER." He has VIBES and I like them!! He also seems like he's was over it until Olga was like "but what if" and some kid was mean to him and tbh, I can't even blame him for getting pissy at the kid lol. I'd also turna kid into "a Roblox" if I could (here for Gamer Mad Santa btw. I'd watch him stream on Twitch)

This is verging into Episode 2 territory, lol. May as well get there, then!

EPISODE 2

So, the LORE DROPS. Um. There was a LOT of it? And it seems to contradict itself/not quite equate with itself? If the NP is a utopia for magic, why is it like that? Was Magnus good, or not? Why do ALL the fairy creatures live there, when they come from so many diverse cuktures and backgrounds? That's a lil messed up! What the fuck happened with the gnomes becoming so (what's the phrase) PROMINENT for Santa? Will we get answers for all of these? Based on past season, PROBABLY NOT! BUT I HOPE WE DO! BC IT IS A BIT ALL OVER THE PLACE! AHH!

RIGHTO. SO SANDRA'S MAGIC. Love that for her! Love that they're actually devoting time to showing her interacting with La Befana and learning about herself and the pair of them discussing things!!! MUCH rather watch that than a 5 minute long auto-tuned elf song which is there just for a Santa/Satan joke! I'm excited to see how her whole arc goes--it looks like she's ACTUALLY GETTING ONE.

I wonder why Befana needs her to tell her parents, like, aside from obvious reasons. She was so insistent on Sandra making sure her parents knew she was training with Befana, that I'm wondering if there's something more to it a la "our powers don't work on other legendary figures". Like, was it to keep her mind clear? Is it like a past thing? Bc Witches are "scary" and often "bad" given that Santa calls Befana a "good one"?

That's another thign! Not sure I vibed with THAT whole thing. Both Claus's being like "yeah witches, they are deffs their stereotypes". Like. Idk. It sits. Not gr8 with me. Feels like performative activism, sorta, you know?

Which is also how I feel about the girl power moments, tbh. Like, it's nice to see them--Carol respecting Befana as a self-made woman, sister solidarity, etc. But it feels very performative! It feels very much like they are checking it off a list, you know? They're STILL like "Carol is trying to find a role for Mrs. Claus" and they go for COP? Wildin. Also wildin that the ELFS are COP EQUIVALENTS? Um, since WHEN?! They are funky little guys with jet packs and no regard for authority. Remember when they broke Santa out of jail and bullied the cop at the front desk? Remember that? YEAH.

OKAY SO NOW MY FAVOURITE PART TO TALK ABOUT. CUPID AND THE COUNCIL!

So as a classics major and a lover of the Cupid/Psyche myth (and personal bias from OCs made bc of said myth) I was unimpressed with the Mrs. Cupid convo. FIRST off, her name is PSYCHE so jot that down. SECONDLY. It was ONE ARROW MEANT FOR HER THAT SOMEHOW GOT LODGED INTO CUPID ACCIDENTALLY WHILE SENT ON AN ERRAND BY HIS MOTHER, VENUS, TO TAKE CARE OF (make her fall in love with a horrible monster/something/someone very ugly) PSYCHE BC SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL WORSHIP WAS DROPPING FOR VENUS AND GOING TO PSYCHE.

This resulted in Cupid and Psyche having a very strange romance/marriage in which Psyche's shitty sisters convince her to break Cupid's one rule (which was don't look at me) and he gets injured, HELD HOSTAGE by his mother, and Psyche has to go on a QUEST to free him that involves Venus making her do all sorts of shitty shenanigans, setting the personifications of sadness and despair on her, and trapping her in an eternal sleep. Cupid, afflcited by his own arrow, escapes his mother's house when he hears about this, finds her, and draws the sleep out of her, waking her up and reuniting them.

They then proceed to go to Zeus (not Jupiter despite Cupid being the Roman equivalent of Eros, and Venus roman of Aphrodite? It's interesting) like LOOK WHAT VENUS DID and Zeus goes "Wow, that's a little fucked up, actually. Listen, I'll make her a god and sanction your marriage and tell of your Mom IF you do something a little fucked up for me and help me get ANY woman I want" to which Cupid goes "Sure, that sounds reasonable and not fucked up at all" and then he and Psyche get married and have a fucking rager with the gods and have one kid, Pleasure, aka Hedone/Volupta, or in SOME iterations, THREE kids, Pleasure, Joy, and a third one who's name escapes me (Vanity I think) and presumably live happily ever after! READ FOR YOURSELF!

I am very passionate about this bc uh. this is uh. Dite's whole ass backstory? She is Hedone lmao so I've got some personal attachment here thanks to me own OCs lmao, ANYWAY

So YEAH that got me miffed. As did uh, the whole PEEKABOO and cupid making baby noises back at Riley. The ICK.

But you know what I DID love?? Cupid being like "I'm not spying but also, I am spying and also, the whole ass entire council is like BOI...WHAT THE FUCK". GET HIS ASS! CALL HIM OUT!! BC YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK SCOTT?? SEASON 1?? HELLO??? EVERYTHING BEFORE THAT??? VIOLATING THE SOS BY SHARING ALL THOSE SNOW GLOBES??? AHHHHHHH.

Cupid delivering that 3 month deadline and Council threat I was like. HERE for it. I was like. GET HIS ASS (this was one of the GHA counter moments tbh). Like, this dude is out of control! I think it's high time Scott meets the consequences for his actions! AH!

So YEAH. Excited to see Sandy and for New EB! I hope the whole Council comes back, even if they have to recast, that 5 minute scene would add YEARS to my life that Riley and Cal took away.

Because they are. So icky. I feel as though. There is a scale. And Marie is on one end, and Riley is on the other. This isn't just FIRST LOVE this is just DISGUSTING. Like it was cute at first last season but now Riley is honestly?? Sups annoying. You can tell that they're like, checking items off the list instead of actually putting more thought into them, because Riley is v much a stereotype and they have WAY UPPED her teenager levels. I need them to talk to actual teens. Nobody says OMG like that and also, she's bringing home BIKERS?????????? UM??????? It's like. Why are they so bad at writing love interests? You feel? Tho this could just be a me thing 🤔🤔🤔

They really should've socialized those kids, DAMN. Santa being like "And we all know how that [Romeo and Juliet] went" or whatever the line was had me like "FINALLY SCOTTY BOY. SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON!"

AND LAST ON MY LIST. THE SCOTT/SANDRA SCENE.

Finally. Finally. FINALLY. Some good parenting from Scott. FINALLY. Being sups understanding to Sandra? I actually loved it. He finally did ONE (1) GOOD THING. MAYBE HE IS? LEARNING? I DUNNO MAN! WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES! But yeah, I did like that scene a lot. I'm just really here for Sandra getting her moment!

So YEAH. Overall, season 2 is okay. Gave me more laughs which is WELCOME, and I cannot wait to see how this develops. Especially since the lore was like, really thrown our way, you know? It was a lot for two episodes and again, did kind of contradict itself? Hopefully it clears up once Santa inevitably learns the truth about Mad Santa, probably mostly thanks to Carol who is DOING the MOST.

But yeah, I'm hoping to see the lore tidied/explained a bit better. Especially bc the whole elf lore opening, with the icy tunnels and drab vibes, didn't sit well with me? It...I didn't like it. Not my cup of tea. The lore in general isn't my cup of tea though it's fun to see it there finally, lol. Poor Toots, being named after a fart essentially (I went right to toilet humour, I'm sorry, I am so mature I promise i'm not)

Also, they really kinda. Throw around the head elf title, huh? It felt REALLY WEIRD to not see BMan there, and Toots just being thrown in? Weird it's WEIRD. I wouldn't bring B-Man back for it but MAN IS IT WEIRD. Especially since the new elves, as much as I ADORE THEM, don't have the same kind of like. Old feel to them? As the movie elves did? So I was like "they should NOT be there right now. They should NOT."

Righto. I am going to wrap this up bc I am INSANE and this is very very VERY long for a franchise like this 😅😅😅

#dani speaks #dani watches tscs #tscs spoilers #the santa clauses #long post #THERE IS A LOT TO DIGEST? THERE'S JUST SO MUCH GOING ON. I NEED A FLO CHART. OR A GUIDE BOOK. OR SOMETHING #tsc meta #sorta #anyway. anyone else actually watch season 2 yet? or is everyone else doing the smart thing like 'i've lost interest'#bc like. FELT. but i am IN TOO DEEP

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deadjam6 · 6 months

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If I can add a head canon here’s one. Barbara sounds violently Scottish.

Like imagine this voice coming out of her:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XrnZJamzF5g&pp=ygUYbWVyaWRhIHdyZWNrIGl0IHJhbHBoIDIg

SO TRUE

on topic of barbara

i know rayman legends takes place 100 years later or something, and as comical as sleeping for 100 years is, globox has like......children, so i feel like sleeping for 100 years is not in his available activties unless they age super fast like jake the dogs kids from adventure time

but also going thru paintings to get to the levels that take place during medivel times also just feels like ur going back in time anywyas, but. but picture this for the sake of funny forest creature child rayman, just a hypothetical . like an alternate universe .

so rayman, barbara and globox are all in like the same or neighboring generations (globox is probs older by 5-10 years or smth) but . so barbara as a child she is doing something in the forest, like messing around with her axe, like it was just her and sisters 5th birthday and she got the best present ever because thier kingdom is being attacked by dragons and shes so excited to beat the shit out of them with her axe, but then she sees this weird looking thing peeping out of the bushes and its little tiny rayman staring at her with stupid ass stare he does and she walks up to him so intruieged by him because "wow what a weird looking cat, what is this thing" and then without saying a word he just leaves. like he just walks away, and barbara is so "!?" and she goes to follow him but hes GONE hes a master at hide and seek (proven by his skills in rayman activtey center)

and THAT is her first impression of him, and after that he'd just show up randomly, hes like the weird whimiscal kid that lives in the forest and no one knows where the fuck he came from

i think rayman and globox owuld have met in a simular fashion except he came to where globox lives for the soul purpose of eating, and his stomach is like a black hole and him and globox bonded over eating and being stupid together and eventually globox and barbara would meet through rayman somehow

i also want to somehow incorprate ly into this but shes probaly also a weird looking cat that lives in the forest so i think they would run into each other one day and kids and and just sniff each other

i wanna like.....make an ultiment au of just combining all the thigns i like about the rayman games into one cohesive story

#rayman #barbara the barbarian #globox #ly the fairy #headcanon

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awellboiledicicle · 5 months

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Mane 6 in PMD Rescue Team, and the pokemon that finds them is a shiny galarian ponyta that has problems making friends with other ponyta because she's green.

I need a name for her but i am deeply tempted to name her Ivy, since Minty is already a pony.

The Mane 6 [and Spike] of course help rescue Caterpie and are grateful when Ivy shows them to a nice place to stay while they figure out what happened.

The rescue team forms expressly because they don't know how to leave and these creatures clearly need help with some major catastrophe.

Rarity would both cherish and internally critique the scarves Ivy gives them all, producing magically woven and fashionable new ones after the base is more established.

Applejack cannot process that the only way to get apples of good quality is to get lucky while foraging. Starts a little orchard outside the base with sheer determination that it'll grow in some day and it'll be easier on the townsfolk.

Pinkie is up to her flanks in new berries to bake with. The town is awash with muffins and cupcakes and cake and pie. She's essentially why every young pokemon has a sweet tooth.

Fluttershy is both in her element--surrounded by creatures-- and deeply out of it. Because everything is a social interaction all the sudden and unlike bunnies etc everyone's a sentient and sapient thing. Everything. Even some of the plants! That said, she's excellent at dealing with Team Meanies because she just. Looks at Gengar and co until they go "err nvm".

Rainbow Dash absolutely tries to speedrun a rescue and trips into a monster house. That said, she is willing to dive headfirst into canyons and dangerous pathways the others can't necessarily get to in time. Though she has deffo used clouds being solid for her to fuck with flying types. A mail Peliper sees her sitting on one, tries to join her for a chat and squawks because it just. dropped.

Twilight would have a field day learning the maps and making logistical decisions. If only because logistics in terrible evolving situations is just the kinda challenge i can see really stretching her brain out. I also see her talking to Alakazam and learning thigns from him, since "Surely the guy that knows everything in the world knows about other worlds". Problem is i feel this would somehow lead to Gengar overhearing Alakazam mention humans messing around and twists that into "Ponies are a thing Humans Made and bc Humans all disappeared, obviously things to do with them are bad luck... i mean, they DO have strange magic powers most pokemon can't even do. Maybe they're cursed."

Spike meanwhile, everyone just assumes he's a fucked up charmander or a kekleon. He gets recruited into the Caterpie and Diglet friend group.

#au ideas #mlp fim #pmd

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schafpudel · 7 days

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I am ontologically evil. Ive known this since childhood, that i had a less divine and more anti-human soul than the real thign. i do not deserve to be loved, or liked, or tolerated. I know that my presence is a noxious one that poisons the psychological air around me. People see me, and they are afraid I will have a meltdown, so they pretend to like me, pretend to tolerate me. In truth, I know that most people who claim to enjoy me find me a burden. I hurt people just by being alive. I am too selfish, too autistic, my attempts to make myself small enough to never injure anyone only injure more people. I inevitably relapse and have a meltdown. People are sick of me. I am scared of what the "real me" is, I am scared that if people find that creature they will recoil as their eyes bleed from its ugliness and repulsive qualities, too blasphemous and unholy. People have suggested that I might be a guy but i feel like if that's true it must be even more of a necessity for people to kill me. Being a cis girl, being able to falsely play at being harmless, is the only thing I have going for me. I think about my privledges. I think about how the comforts of my existence depend on the exploitation and death of people in other countries that the united states has raped, that my comfort depends on white privledge and a relatively secure childhood, and i think it would be moral to kill me, actually, because i am too much of a weak coward to be an activist. im too prone to meltdowns. all i do is hurt people. even when i try to make people happy all i do is hurt people. im a monster and i want a saint to incinerate me from the world with a sword of holy light so that i cant taint the waters ever again

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spellsunderthestars · 7 months

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okkkk heres some thigns about jinks!!,

Name: Jinx (oooorr just J for short)

Gender: Genderqueer

Prns: Any. It could not give less of a fuck about what you call it.

Sexuality: theeyyyre not sure yet.

Species..or something: Crochet project/plushie,..bat? (i know theres like 4 different plushies now bbbbbut……………..

Fun fact(s): Jinx has the ability to make these silly little guys !!.

(theyyy don’t have to be cats they can be literally anything i just couldn’t think of any creatures)

eventually it’ll have an army of them.

Since Jinx is made completely out of stitches and yarn and other stuff, they’re kinda.. faulty.

Especially since he can’t keep himself still for one minute.

..So they have to put themselves back together every once in a while.

Or have someone do it for them.

She’s good at sewing. I wonder why.

I forgot to mention this:

this thing is mage’s pet. lmao.

Hobbies: sewing,really just anything that has to do with arts and crafts,reading if the book is good enough, aaand being a pain in the ass.

Yes,they can fly. No,it’s not easy.

[I’m here too! You can ask me things and any of the posts that are from me will be colored blue!,! -Mage]

another thing i wanted to add

this is whjt mage looks like

#tadc oc #again!!#hoorrrrayyyy #i didid itt

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theauthor27 · 5 months

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Are cockatrices pogger mythical creatures yay or nay

Yay these thigns are cool as fuck.

#asks

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kaleidosouls · 9 months

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hi. (pulls out uke)

IM JOKING but i havent posted here in forever huh, are ppl still around? i guess ill comment on like, whats been going in in the time i havent posted

so a long time ago now i wanted to like, cut off from twitter, so i deleted the kaleidosouls twitter, and wanted to keep my art stuff just on insta mostly, trying to move since twitter is a sinking ship right. then my instagram got deleted for no reason (and so did my pinterest that was ful of refs and honestly that was more upseting than insta getting deletedand losing all my art following)

ive been mildly caught up in IRL/college stuff in the meantime,having da depression, and the exec dysfunction same as awlays like. not much has actually been happening but ive been going acutally all over the place trying to figure out what im gonna do with my internet social media stuff. im looking into internships (other field) and im like, i havent given up being an artist professionally exactly but i think im like fuck it. fuck this like, building my Internet career or whatever. like, im gona wokr on my art portfolio and try to find art job stuf thats not really about how popular my art is on twitter or smth. none of that shit rly matters anymoer. same w here, i probably wouldve delted this tumblr if it wasnt the main like, blog so all my other blogs dpened on this one right.

im not like, done posting art online but ive been changing how im going about it and i still havent found my like, place yet. i did remake instagram, a main one and one for creature/pokemon stuff. idk im figuring out my life but i guess the main point is that its all a mess, and its not a disaster like things are going bad or anythin just that ive been in this inertia of disorder for a long time. im getting old. really tired lately, barely draw that much

i still rly love and am holding onto my personal ideas/projects that i want to execute oveer time altho they cant be a priority rn becuase of stuff in life. i got a really bad attention span so ill probably like, work on smth a lot for a few ays and then pick it up again in a year or more. the SU stuff is one of those. i actually ammaking this post bc i got really fucking dickhead comments and i was thinking of going off but my social media paranoia PR brain is like weighting on how i cant do that bc itll make my brand look bad and immature, and its like exhausting to live like that yk. altho it Is wise to restrain myself from being mean dsgkj but i also think itd be funny to cuss ppl off so :( life is very hard as an adult!

anyway point is. thigns are a mess rn and they will continue to be for the time being. my accoutns got obliterated so if you wanna keep up with me maybe follow my instagram if you want, i keep forgetting tumblr exists so tahst why i post so little on here. i do like postingt here though, nad i like making little blogs. i like ppls tags on ym art and replies. even the pricky ones like, i get to engage my brain a litlte bit adn its like ppl are out there yk? seieng my stuff, rather than just like, a bunch of numbers of how many likes or reblogs smth has.

most of the stuff left on this blog is for SU reclaimed and i still rly like the idea and its good coping for me and i want to pick it up sometimes but idk what to do with it wrt how i wanna present the content. ive considerd many times making a separate tumblr for it and i am considering that Again but maybe i should just quit it and post it here and forget about that. and find a different way to present the totality of the contents of the AU and use this tumblr as a way to just post it like, a 'devblog' (i am not developing SHIT this is just conceptual design writing stuff)

if theres anyone still following thats like engaged/interested in SU reclaimed feel free to comment with your thoughts or suggestions,i guess i could make an instagram for it? but ehh... idt thats how i wanna like, execute it. welp. i guess if i do make smth ill post about it here,i guess the point is that maybe i can try to post on here moreoften, idk, like i want my instagrams to be more tidy and like, impersonal. i deleted twitter bc i dont want to engage that personalyl at ALL anymore as an artist w viewers. not to mention it sinking. but i guess tumblr Is the perfect place to keep that unprofessional, slightly casual blogging artist experience. maybe if i get to cuss ppl out :D but then i dont wanna get harassed later over it. hm.. sucks to exist online tbh

thank u if youve read this far. if youre a mutual (somehow) or a long time follower and wanna know how to better keep up w me since i know im disappearing a lot feel free to dm

#personal #just how ive been/thougths/rambling

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