Percy 100% distracted by what I'm sure is Annabeth-related phone content that he is not at all paying attention to Calypso coming onto him is so real
calypso: omg percy what if we kissed
percy, not looking up from scrolling through annabeth chase edits or something: hm?
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Face of an angel
Body of a goddess
you sure know how to flatter me, anon
thank u luh u <3
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What the fuck is wrong with you. Why did you post that story.
gERSgresghergsiuh best review of my work to date
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You were reaaalll excited to get that chapter out, huh? YEAH? HUH? HM?!!?!?!?
(I have MANY thoughts about this chapter but they are all too jumbled rn.)
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We used to buy CD players with antiskip technology. Now we get those artisanal and imported skips.
these are no bargain basement skips - each one is crafted with care, chopped apart both lovingly and violently. only the finest skips will do!
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Reviews
“That’s so scary omg “You look like
Cute but intense yanno you’re on acid”
I feel like you’re seeing my soul”
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sometimes you write the most abhorrent things I've ever seen but I'm too fond of you to ever unfollow
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Connecting with the youngins by making a picrew
"Wuuh 😯✌️"
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annababejackson is gonna make miles long threads debunking how that’s not actually percy’s hoodie and blackjack updates shouldn’t spread misinformation and feed into gossip
Unforch it is hoodie and annababe is never wrong so her thread is probably about how they’re not actually dating and a hoodie isn’t even proof of dating and everyone needs to grow up
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my beloved: I just don't think therapy culture and some really badly done judo can defeat Dracula.
me: I don't think Wiccan tumblr can defeat anything.
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gpa so bad it has amanda saying “del oh my god” and raleigh saying “i don’t know what a good gpa is”
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I watched The Flash (2023) and it was so bad and Bruce was so badly written ugh
It was funny tho, I was mad laughing
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“maxy shotgunning blowing smoke into charl's open mouth cause he doesn't know how to inhale (lungs hurty)... that's romance, baby”
AND THAT’S ME FAINTING AND DYING BYE
i swear you’re putting the best lestappen scenes in our heads
I am but a humble scene farmer.... farming away.... putting it out in the world.... hoping someone writes it so I don't have to 🥺
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WEIRD BUT NONETHELESS GRIPPING!
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LMFAAAOOOOO @hystericelle congratulations this is going in my about me
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